#byt for now....I need everyone to see it

[housewifebuck]

Eddie Diaz in every episode: ↳ 2x01

[swagstar]

dispencer talk

[muttsona]

i hope i die, you broke my heart

[vibratingskull]

Yandere!Thrawn x f!reader part 2

Part 1

tag : Yandere behaviors (duh), gaslight, murder

So then you fancy several people? Interesting...

It is just a matter of time until he finds out who and how far you've gone with them, and of that will depend their judgment.

His first instincts is to kill them, plain and simple, and it is oh so tempting, but terribly impractical.

He interrogates you casually about it, like a supporting friend would. It is true he supports you having a fulfilling relationship, but only with him that is all.

Is it too much to ask?

He looks at you squirming and flushing as you talk to him about your crush, you're not complicated : you're attracted to good people. He's not surprised, you are so pure and with a good heart...

Too pure to be soiled by those idiots.

He will need to be clever in how he will dispose of his rivals.

One of them you never talked to, just admiring his competency from afar, so he simply questions him in front of all the bridge, asking him impossible questions, backing him into a corner, forcing him to admit he doesn't know whatever answers he demands, humiliating him daily. Once you realize how much of a fool he is, you won't be interested anymore.

Another one is presenting him with another challenge. She is your friend, but you look at her with hope in the eyes and it didn't escape him. A chance for him, she is a really competent officer, a completely different fleet would greatly benefit from her competences! So he abuses his powers as Grand Admiral to accelerate her transfer.

"Are you not happy for your friend?" He asks when you came to him saddened "She will lead her own forces.", "Yes I am, I'm just sad she will have to go to the other side of the Galaxy..." you confess. He pulls you in his embrace "I know. It hurts to say goodbye to a friend, but her future is away from here."

He gaslights you about being sad about her departure. How could you feel like that when she clearly has a bright future ahead of her?

And it continues like that, he even gets ahead of you : discovering your crushes through your art even before you realize it. He deals with them accordingly.

Except for one.

You came to him all giggly and smiling. He wondered what good news you could have to share.

"We kissed." you laugh heartily.

You drop him this bomb with the most beautiful smile, stabbing him in the heart. You WHAT?!

"I am so happy for you." He lies with a gentle smile "Who is the lucky one?"

Innocent, you give him the name. And that you shouldn't have...

He carefully plans the next campaign and the demise of that fool who thinks he can have you. At night he consoles himself by watching you sleep with the hidden camera in your cabin, but you're not sleeping : you're pleasuring yourself.

He didn't hope for that much but he will gladly take it.

The images is not that great but he got sound, and those sweet moans... oh so delicious...

He free his cock and fuck his hand in synchrony with you, closing his eyes he imagine it is your hand and that he's pleasing you in return.

Oh he cannot wait to get the real deal, imagining your hand on his throat, squeezing to make him see stars, and squeezing his cock with your pussy...

He fastens his rhythm, he's so, so close, delighting himself in hearing you

You call the name of his rival as you cum.

It shatters his entire fantasy. That's it! That fucker is as good as dead!

The next day he gathers his TIE pilots, giving them a speech to encourage them, he then calls for his rival, announcing to everyone he is promoted to commandant! Your lover can't believe it! He's honored beyond words, he who looked up to Thrawn, he is now rewarded by him! "Byt the way commandant, I have a new strategy I would like to test out..." Thrawn tells him when he's sure no one's listening

You're devastated.

You cry like you never cried before, and Thrawn hugs you, soothes you, caresses your hair. "What a tragedy." He lies "So young..." You dig your nails in his white uniform, hidden in your cabin. "He must have felt emboldened by his promotion... I should not have announced it to him. I feel responsible for what happened." He murmures contrily.

"No..." you say between your sobs, you raise your head to him "No, Thrawn. It is not your fault. You couldn't have predicted his reaction." You try to reassure him.

He considers you silently. You just lost your lover but despite that you still try to console your friend, despite your sorrow.

Oh you... Oh naive you.... So naive, so sweet, so pure, so gentle, so perfect for him.

"Thank you" he smiles sadly. "Your words alleviate my heart." and he squeezes you tighter. You can't see it but he grins, fully satisfied, his plan works to perfection!

He got rid of all his rivals, now to have you all for himself!

When he pretends to part from you, his heart rejoices as you hold him back “Don’t leave me.” You plead “Not tonight… I need a friend”

“Of course, dear” He lay on your bed, you next to him, head resting on his chest.

You’re in so much pain

He’s in heaven.

@blueninjablade3, @bluechiss

[urmomw4ntsme]

ahsei thoughts on frazel jason/piper and caleo GO

Okay SAW THIS AND WAS LIE. i need to mswer tjsi and. frazel didnt make me feel thst jason/piper didnt make me feel that CLEO CALEO IT FCUKIGN SUCKS EW I WIL TEL MORE.

ok so frazel is oki cuti coupel i like them theg so sweet like "will u hold my hand in fromt of everyone 🥺" vibes LIKE THE ONEEEE HE GIVES HIS LIFELINE TK HER BECAUSE HE TRUSTS HER SM HE HAS TRUST ISSUES HES SCRED AND TERRIFIED BYT HE GIVES IT TO HER AND SHE PROMISES TO KEEP IT SAFE WHY R PJO BOYS SO FUCKING UNRE AL WHEN WILL I FIND SOMEONE WHO WUD LITERALLY TRUST ME WITH TJEIR LIFE LKKE NKT FIGURATIVELY LITERALLY AMD WJO WUD LITERALLY GIVE UP GODHOOD FOR ME AND WHO WUD LITERALLY JUMP INTO THE UNDERWORLD FKR ME KYS FATE ASS BITCH

anyway

um so jsson/piper NO jiper. hehehehe or better yet pason ehehhehe idk what to fee about them tbh thty lowky give steggy vibes mainly cus jason gives me stvve vibes hes also stronh soldier traumatised asf. :( and piper is js like peggy badass gorgeous beautiful shud be with me i shud be kissing her rn alexa play boyfriend by dove cameron :( and I knwo the futjre i readspoilers so now its js there in my brain can do noting about it

omg this fucjing shitp. shit? ship? who knwos i literally adore calypso okay i love her sm but i just fucking hate it that they made her fall inlove with leo?? like this is wrong (to me) on so many levels a. she was CURSED to fall in love with every single demigod who ever went to ogygia or wtv. and it was devastating obvs that she had to go thru tht heartbreak again and again but !!!! IT WAS LITERALLY NOT HE. FAULT THE STUPID FUCJING DOGS sorry gods CURSED HER CUS SHE WAS. R E L A T E D. TO A TITAN. HOW IS THT FAIR. HOW .

and ir was literally. bound to happen. there was absolutely no way that be it percy or leo or whomstever thw fuck went to that god forsaken island SHE COULD NEVER EVER HELP BUT FALL IN LOVE WITH THAT PERSON SHE WAS CURSED. i js googled it btw in case i was wrong or misinformed BUT NO. SHE WAS CURSED. SHE . HAD. TO Fall FOR THAT PERSON EVEN IF SHE DIDNT WANT TO EVEN IF SHE HATED THEMM how is that fair to EITHER LEO OR CALYPSO??? I LOVE LEO SM HE IS MY BABY I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS?????. this IS SOOOOO REMADORA CODED DONT EVEN GET ME STARTEDDDDD like. it felt liek the author wamted both of them to be in a romantic relationship ANY romantic relationship and then was js like ok well theyre byh single lets do it. NO??? NOOOOOOO AND IF U SAY ooooo bu. they spent like 1000 days on the island tgt they developed chemistry NO BITVH THEY DIDNT. LEO WAS 16 YEAR OLD TEENAGE BOY WITH NO ROMANTIC EXPERIENCE EVER. like tell me u have never ever thought u have a crush on someone of the opposite gender while spending time with them even if u probably didnt have a crush on them??? if u haven't thats fine BECAUSE I HAVE and its Normal very many people go thru that u see perosn of opposie gendrr u R FORCED !!!! TO SPEND TIME WITH OERSON OF OPP GENDRRZ and u think omg ...... do i .... Like? them. WHAT. and u probably dont ur js a loser (like i was , like leo was) who has never spent tiem with someone of tbe opposite gender (wa. raised in an extremely 'conservative' read: boys and girls cannot ever just be normal friends household also wen to all girls elementary and high school , leo was js a loser thsts my excuse for hmm) OKAY GET IT???? THEY DID NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER WHILE MAKING MECHANIC PARTS TOGETHER at least leo didnt AND I LOVE MY GIRL CALYSO AND I LOVE ADORE LEO BUT I FUCKING BET IF CALYPSO WASNT CURSED SHE WUD NOT LOOK TWICE AT LEO HE IS LITERALLY JS A LOSER GUY PATHETIC (ADORABLE AWESOME AMAZING FUNNY BUT SRSLY LITERALLY NAM ONE GIRL WHO TOOK HIM SERIOUSLY OUT OF ALL THE GIRLS WE SEE HIM INTERACTING WITJ IN THE SERIOES) anyway thanks for coming to MY ted talk its MINE dont get offended love yall stay safe muah muah

[sapphic-agent]

Ok into the IzuOcha ask: I bet you have come across ships where "this girl deserve better" not sure if you read naruto but sasusaku is canon aka sasuke x sakura. Now, some fans of hers (all of them) say she is a poor thing and deserve better (wont enter here how untrue it is as she got her happy ending, its sasuke who is miserable) and ...I can say Izuocha can be the sasusaku of mha.

Will be canon? Sure.

Will be happy for Izu? NO. Not in canon. Not by Hori.

They had a cute meet. Sure, but it never developed more than that.

1) she calls him deku. Do I know Japanese? No. So I give a pass and maybe deku and dekiru are similar speaking. Ok. The issue here is not that...is how Ochako sees BK calling Izu deku with 100% hostility and ...head empty. Its sus. Its also not cute Izu accept the name deku.

2) she makes no attempt to know him. Grant Izu doesn't either but he does have an excuse as social cues are smth he struggles thanks to 10 years of abuse...amazing how that is smth Hori remembers to give to Izu😒

3) the LN, it paints their relationship so bad. I dont need to point out the obvious.

4) the aftermath of Ixu vs bk. Izu was punished for defending against his abuser, Iida didnt let him see his notes and treated him as a criminal...sure it was to be comical but falls flat as Iida wanted to commited murder (hated he punched Izu) byt Ochako didnt even approach Izu and asks whats up. She also blamed him. "This is a problem of both" and runs with that.

5) Mina and Aoayama have to tell her, and subsequence us, she likes Izu. Otherwise, we wouldn't guess. She made the decision to hide her feelings for Izu...and why? Is not as if she lost a big chance to win money by blushing to Izu.

6) I dont like how the girls in class A1 are taking Ocha's side here in relation to the ship. The movie where Izu meets Melissa...when Izu returns to class A1 the girls seems upset as if he did smth wrong...I find that unfair(I never saw the movie and have 0 desire to do so as BK is there. And sure that scene may have context...)

7) She never even attempt to know Izu. But she is ok in being Toga's blood bank. Togaochako may not be canon and she may have rejected Toga...but the point is not "Ochako wants to kiss Toga" is how Ochako makes no effort for Izu...but we are supposed to see her as this great love interest. In canon, she really isnt. It kills me how she makes 0 effort for Izu...didnt smile when she corned Izu with bk and others...didnt look happy to see him...but is willing to die for Toga. Like....does Izu has a love interest?

8) she called him plain...when she has a plain design. The things she says and does could have land her "mean girl" title

9)"you wont fight quirkless are you?" While I dont subscribe to "quirkless discrimination " as everyone does...I do think it makes sense for only quirked people to be heroes...so with that in mind, Ochako is somewhat saying is ok for Izu to break bones but fight quirkless is wierd? That is intersting to explore but would make her look bad...and by consequence bk and we know who Hori loves.

Not saying Ocha should do anything and everything for Izu...but this story only allows the shallow forms of "love"

Ocha and Izu blushed? Soulmates

Ocha and Izu gifted each other? When is the wedding.

I've answered an IzuOcha asked before so if you wanna take a look at that for more of an insight feel free to.

1. It actually used to irritate me that she called him Deku too BUT someone pointed out to me that Uraraka is from the Mie (?) prefecture and can tend to mix up the pronunciation of "Deku" and "Dekiru" due to her accent. So when she wants to say "Dekiru," it comes out sounding like "Dek'u." This person also said that it gives meaning to their relationship that Izuku decided to keep this name because of this and I actually do somewhat agree. I think Horiloshi's execution of this could have been better (show don't tell Hori), but I don't mind it as much as I used to.

2. I would actually say Uraraka does make a decent attempt to get to know him at least in the beginning. Sure her questions and conversations aren't super deep, but she goes out of her way to make conversation with him and get him to open up. She is only 15/16 too after all so I give her a lot of grace.

3. For my own sanity, I choose to ignore the light novels. If I read them I'll come out disliking 98% of the characters🙂

4. Yes this... Isn't great for either Iida or Uraraka. It actually feels like flat out character regression for Iida (done for a cheap laugh). Uraraka (and all of 1A including All Might and Aizawa) has a kind of warped view on Izuku and Bakugou's relationship. I don't think she's aware that their toxic relationship goes past rivalry, probably because Izuku never says anything bad about Bakugou and doesn't open up. I'm not defending what she says here because it was wrong, but she doesn't have the full story. If she did, her reaction would be very different (she is one of the few characters that will call Bakugou out, even if it isn't as harsh as it should be). I don't even think Horikoshi himself understands the power imbalance between Izuku and Bakugou, so it makes sense that his characters don't either.

5. So Uraraka does this because she doesn't want her feelings to get in the way of becoming a good hero. It's not a bad approach to her character in theory, but Horikoshi's execution of it is horrible (which is true for most of his characters). The problem isn't necessarily that she does this, the problem is a) there was nothing leading up to her having feelings for him past admiration it just... happened, b) there's really no explanation as to how simply having/accepting her feelings would get in the way, and c) it focuses way too much on her avoiding her feelings for Izuku than her actually growing as a hero; in trying to focus her away from Izuku Hori's centering her around him even more. In another author's hands, this could have actually been a decent arc, but oh well.

6. This scene actually isn't too serious. Yaoyorozu and Jirou aren't being malicious to Izuku, they're just teasing him. And they're very nice to Melissa (so is Uraraka) and get along with her well. I don't even think Uraraka was that jealous, maybe a bit envious if anything, and she wasn't upset. The movie doesn't focus on Bakugou too much (unlike that monstrosity of a second movie) so it's not a bad watch. I enjoyed it because we learn more about All Might's time in America and Izuku's friendship with Melissa is super cute🙂

7. I think it's just a different approach to Toga and Izuku as people. I'm not saying it's wrong or right, but I am saying approaching saving them in two different ways isn't outlandish. And she did stand up for him against am angry mob so I don't think it's right to say she didn't put in effort.

8. Plain isn't really an insult. True it's not exactly nice, but I wouldn't call it mean. She also had no idea of knowing he would see that footage.

9. Interesting🤔

[azlovesem]

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[hanna-kin]

The trailer

I mean wow. I'm completely blown away. By the trailer and byt the content. I'm so overwhelmed.

There's so much to talk a about but first I want to pick my favourite moments from the trailer. In honours of the rankings I did for season 1.

They will be in no specific order though. I can't decide.

The snowglobe breaking

This scene just broke my heart. Malin and everyone else stripping Wille of his agency, shattering Wille's memory of Erik but also potentially setting him free? THE SYMBOLISM

Felice hugging and comforting Wille

This. Scene. Was. Everything. She's the loveliest person and friend. And I know Wille will really need a friend right now.

Simon sniffing Wille's shirt

This broke me. But I loved that we got to see how vulnerable Simon is too. He's going to struggle this season and it's going to hurt.

Wille's panic attack

He's all alone. My little baby

Wille desperately hugging Simon

His desperation. I don't know what else to say. You can feel it. Even in those few seconds. It feels like the stakes are going to be so high. Like someone said. It's not about Simon it's about Wille and his agency. It's about his life. It feels like his life is on the line.

And shoutout to Sara burning the Forest ridge tapestry. You go girl!

[calliecat93]

In all seriousness, regardles sof if you like him or hate him, I don’t think there’s any doubt that Ironwood’s character arc and ultimate downfall were one of the best written character pieces int he whole show. I still remember back in Volume2 and 3 where we all were unsure how to feel about him. He had his good moments like complimenting Ruby for her heroics and his utter badasser at the end of Volume 3... but he also essentially stabbed Ozpin in the back and his stubbirness and pride regardign Atlas and military right was storng from the get-go. Then in Volume 4 since they only had him around when Jaques was, who by all accounts was FAR more detestable, Ironwood looked even better... until the very end when he locked down the borders and made it clear that he had learned nothing. For three straight volumes, the writers made sure to keep tipping the scales. There were so many questionable moments with Ironwood that raised plenty of red flags, but he had just enough sympathetic moments like talking to Glynda about feeling like Oz won’t trust him and sympathizing with Yang evenfi he still disqualified Team RWBY to make him likable and make it plausible that he COULD still become better.

Even in Volume 7 it continued. His actions such as causing Mantle to suffer and his growing paranoia again raised a ton of flags and they were growing a lot harder to justify. But at the same time he had a plan that COULD work in place and with his clear trauma and the whole situation being as tough as it is, one could allow some sympathy. When he finally listened, opened up tot he Council and Robyn, and began evacuations for Mantle as well as fighting Watts, it seemed like he FINALLY did it. He finally learned from his mistakes. he’s finally being the hero that he presented him as. He made a Hell lot of mistakes that need reconciling, but he was now ont he right path. Things were finally, FINALLY going right with him...

Until he saw that chess piece.

With that, the house of cards came tumbling down. Ironwood reverted right back to his worst urges, except this time to the point of no return. His plan to raise Atlas was already insane, but how he coldly confirmed that yes, he knew that he was sentencing Mantle to death. It was a horrible, horrible thing even fi one could find the stream of logic to it. But that wasn’t what ultimately sealed his fall. In the end it was when he snapped at, and then show down, Oscar and in turn Ozpin. That moment was him rejecting the only person left who was willing to reason with him. The last stream of his councious. In the end, he decided to succumb to his paranoia and self-delusion that he is right, and shot at a teenaged boy who had done nothing to him except try to help him. That was the point of no return.

All through Volume 8, he hit low after low. Killing Councilman Sleet simply to shut him up. Having Watts infect Penny with the virus, not caring at all about her life. After all to him,s he’s just another robot under his control, why should he? All throughout he is clearly unhinged with no one either able to or too afraid to do anythign against him less they get a bullet to the brain. Then in Chapter 10 he not only has clear murderous intentions for Qrow, but he decides to bomb Mantle to force Penny to surrender herself... and in the very next chapter decides to do it whether she agrees or not. Yes, Ironwood is willing to kill an entire city just to have the vault opened, and hoenstly I think there’s also a lot of petty spiteful reasons as well. Spite against Penny for going against his control. Against the heroes for turning against him for Mantle. Against Mantle for always seeming to be a problem, one that he can now eliminate for good. Then when Marrow decides that he’s had enough and quits, Ironwood is fully prepared to shoot him and it’s only Winter’s quick actions that saves him. Even though Marrow didn’t even tryt o strike Ironwood, the general decided to kill him just for calling him out.

Throught the entire series, CRWBY played a very careful juggling game with Ironwood’s character. They made sure to keep giving Ironwood enough good and bad moments where him going down either path was possible. But they also made sure to keep every questionable moment more and more difficult to justify until byt he end of Volume 7, there were none left. Then in V8 it’s low after low, culminating him everyone who stood by him either dying or turning against him in one form or another. Even Winter, who supported him depsite her own feeligns because of how much the military helped her after escaping Jaques, decided enough was enough and turned on him. The only person that Ironwood trusted at that point left him, and he’s too blinded by his own delusions to understand why. Even at the very end he refuses to acknowledge his wrongs, claiming that everyone else is ungrateful for the length he’s gone. There was no hope left for him at that point. Just to cement it further when Winter gets the Maiden powers, he tries to take credit for it as the original destiny he chose for her. You know... the one where he would have made her kill an elderly woman and didn’t eally give her a true choice in AND still putting down Penny who was more human that he could have ever dreamed if being.

Winter soundly defeats him and leaves him there. And it is only here, where he is on the ground unable to do anything except raise his gun. Here where Cinder emerges with the Relics and hands them to Salem right before Ironwood’s eyes. Here where both women ignore him until the very end, where Cinder declares Checkmate, that Ironwood finally realizes that no, he’s not the hero. He’s the fool who played right into Salem’s hands, just as the heroes tried to tell him. But now? There’s nothing to be done. Atlas is falling. The portals are gone. There is not a soul left int he kingdom who can or would even want to help him. The only thing that Ironwood succeeded in was creating his own grave. He repeatedly failed ot learn from his mistakes. He failed to listen tot hose who genuinely wanted to help him. He failed in being any sort of hero. And while one could blame Salem and Cinder for ultimately pushing him down the dark path for good, his decisions are his own. He has no one to blame for Atlas’ downfall, nor his own, except or himself. All that he can do is lower his gun and lay there in utter despair as everything comes crashing down. Literally. And all that he’ll be remembered as is a tyrant who sacrificed everyone around him with cold aloofness. As a reminder of what a hero should never be.

It was such a brilliantly done arc. Ironwood is detestable, but he is also one of the best written characters in RWBY. They played the long game, moving him step by step in the direction that they wanted, but leaving just enough space to leave us questioning what will happen. And yet, the path is still clear. We saw so many chances where Ironwood could have made a change for the better, but he decided not to. And it was perfectly in-character for him not to. The dark aspects of his personality were there since Day One, we just didn’t see how bad it could truly be until these past two volumes. Love him or hate him, the writing for Ironwood was extremely well done and applause to CRWBY for all of it. It was executed absolutely perfectly.

[vibratingskull]

Yandere!Thrawn x f!reader

Tags : Yandere behaviors (duh), gaslighting, murder

So then you fancy several people? Interesting...

It is just a matter of time until he finds out who and how far you've gone with them, and of that will depend their judgment.

His first instincts is to kill them, plain and simple, and it is oh so tempting, but terribly impractical.

He interrogates you casually about it, like a supporting friend would. It is true he supports you having a fulfilling relationship, but only with him that is all.

Is it too much to ask?

He looks at you squirming and flushing as you talk to him about your crush, you're not complicated : you're attracted to good people. He's not surprised, you are so pure and with a good heart...

Too pure to be soiled by those idiots.

He will need to be clever in how he will dispose of his rivals.

One of them you never talked to, just admiring his competency from afar, so he simply questions him in front of all the bridge, asking him impossible questions, backing him into a corner, forcing him to admit he doesn't know whatever answers he demands, humiliating him daily. Once you realize how much of a fool he is, you won't be interested anymore.

Another one is presenting him with another challenge. She is your friend, but you look at her with hope in the eyes and it didn't escape him. A chance for him, she is a really competent officer, a completely different fleet would greatly benefit from her competences! So he abuses his powers as Grand Admiral to accelerate her transfer.

"Are you not happy for your friend?" He asks when you came to him saddened "She will lead her own forces.", "Yes I am, I'm just sad she will have to go to the other side of the Galaxy..." you confess. He pulls you in his embrace "I know. It hurts to say goodbye to a friend, but her future is away from here."

He gaslights you about being sad about her departure. How could you feel like that when she clearly has a bright future ahead of her?

And it continues like that, he even gets ahead of you : discovering your crushes through your art even before you realize it. He deals with them accordingly.

Except for one.

You came to him all giggly and smiling. He wondered what good news you could have to share.

"We kissed." you laugh heartily.

You drop him this bomb with the most beautiful smile, stabbing him in the heart. You WHAT?!

"I am so happy for you." He lies with a gentle smile "Who is the lucky one?"

Innocent, you give him the name. And that you shouldn't have...

He carefully plans the next campaign and the demise of that fool who thinks he can have you. At night he consoles himself by watching you sleep with the hidden camera in your cabin, but you're not sleeping : you're pleasuring yourself.

He didn't hope for that much but he will gladly take it.

The images is not that great but he got sound, and those sweet moans... oh so delicious...

He free his cock and fuck his hand in synchrony with you, closing his eyes he imagine it is your hand and that he's pleasing you in return.

Oh he cannot wait to get the real deal, imagining your hand on his throat, squeezing to make him see stars, and squeezing his cock with your pussy...

He fastens his rhythm, he's so, so close, delighting himself in hearing you

You call the name of his rival as you cum.

It shatters his entire fantasy. That's it! That fucker is as good as dead!

The next day he gathers his TIE pilots, giving them a speech to encourage them, he then calls for his rival, announcing to everyone he is promoted to commandant! Your lover can't believe it! He's honored beyond words, he who looked up to Thrawn, he is now rewarded by him! "Byt the way commandant, I have a new strategy I would like to test out..." Thrawn tells him when he's sure no one's listening

You're devastated.

You cry like you never cried before, and Thrawn hugs you, soothes you, caresses your hair. "What a tragedy." He lies "So young..." You dig your nails in his white uniform, hidden in your cabin. "He must have felt emboldened by his promotion... I should not have announced it to him. I feel responsible for what happened." He murmures contrily.

"No..." you say between your sobs, you raise your head to him "No, Thrawn. It is not your fault. You couldn't have predicted his reaction." You try to reassure him.

He considers you silently. You just lost your lover but despite that you still try to console your friend, despite your sorrow.

Oh you... Oh naive you.... So naive, so sweet, so pure, so gentle, so perfect for him.

"Thank you" he smiles sadly. "Your words alleviate my heart." and he squeezes you tighter. You can't see it but he grins, fully satisfied, his plan works to perfection!

He got rid of all his rivals, now to have you all for himself!

When he pretends to part from you, his heart rejoices as you hold him back “Don’t leave me.” You plead “Not tonight… I need a friend”

“Of course, dear” He lay on your bed, you next to him, head resting on his chest.

You’re in so much pain

He’s in heaven.

[roo-bastmoon]

I don't understand why when jikook are seen out together jikookers make a big deal out of it but when, like now, vhopekook were first at silksonic concert and then at dinner together and jk was wrapped around th suddenly it doesn't mean anything and they are going out together not because they want to but at random, whoever was available or something. When does jk wrap himself around jm? It's always jm hugging him and jk standing there still, ofc tkkers can say he doesn't like it lol and he says three words during ig stories or vlive and everyone believes that byt is it backed with actions? No.

I sincerely hope you’re asking this in earnest as a baby ARMY and not sealioning. There’s a plethora of compilation videos of JK initiating hugs and skinship with Jimin—recently, and for the past seven years—both during performances and on their down time. A quick search on YouTube will reassure you of it. There are HOURS of unedited Jikook content that shows JK’s feelings clearly.

All of BTS hangs out, cuddles, hugs, touches. It’s not that it doesn’t mean anything. But just because Tae kissed Jin’s head and cheek, it doesn’t mean they are together. Just because Tae gave Hobi a back massage and rested Hobi’s head on his thighs, it doesn’t mean they are together. Just because Jin slept in JK’s bed and spooned him, it doesn’t mean they are together. When Hobi massaged Jimin’s neck in a hot tub… when Jimin caressed Hobi’s chest and told him he looked sexy… when Yoongi texted Tae he loved him… when Namjoon rubbed Jimin’s thigh… when Jimin kissed Tae’s head and hand and called him “my baby”… when JK back hugged Tae to pose for a group photo with a fan at a restaurant yesterday… there are THOUSANDS of examples of affection over the last ten years.

And it’s all legitimate affection. But for me, based on the sum total of all evidence, I believe Jimin and Jungkook have something even deeper. No disrespect to Tae and Jungkook—ship them if it brings you joy! But for me, I actually see more chemistry and emotional intimacy between Tae and Jimin than I do Tae and Jungkook (who DO love each other but, to me, not the same way—I see them more teasing buddies than committed partners).

It’s totally up to you. No one knows for certain. There’s really no need to overanalyze things either, or compare who has the best bond or more fans. Just enjoy your ship(s) in fantasy and support our boys in real life. But Nonie, if I may give you some advice: don’t waste your time and energy worrying about what other people think. Remember the fable of the tiger and the donkey.

And now I’m going to take my own advice and release you back into the wild to gather your own information and reach your own conclusions in good faith!

[machinegunbun]

💖More on Colson and his bimbo gf 💖

-imagine theres a rumour that our lil bimbo cheated on Colson but Colson knows she didnt because all she has in her little brain his him and only him (and his dick), but the media is hooked on the fact that she cheated so colson decides to leak (with her consent) a video of her getting absolutely destroyed by his dick while she babbles about how good she feels and how she loves him so so so so so sooo much and how she only belongs to him, let's just say the media knew that she wouldn't cheat/be cheating anytime soon

-or Colson let's her smoke with him for the first time and shes all giggly and horny so she starts grinding on his thigh while infront of the guys and they're all just praising her (maybe even degrading her) about how dumb she is and all she thinks about is cock

-our dumb lil bimbo getting dressed up to go out, hair done, nails done even a pedicure for her open toed heels, colson sees her goes absolutely feral, trying to get her to stay home so he can destroy her but she says no because she spent so much Time getting pretty and he'd ruin it, so she makes him hump her foot like a dog until he finishes in his own pants

-bimbo gf who cries during sex because it feels so good and because his dick is so huge and hits all the right spots, she has mascara running down her cheeks and her lip gloss is smudged byt Colson thinks she looks so good and even takes a few pictures of her crying whether shes sucking him off or if hes rearranging her insides

-bimbo gf who is so dumb and has no idea on how her body affects Colson and the men shes around especially when she wears those tiny skirts and thigh thighs around them, they swear shes doing ot on purpose but they all know she isnt that smart to do something intentionally, one day rook gets so hot and bothered that he just bends her over and fucks her silly, colson walks in and instead of being mad he joins them and by the end she cant walk

-bimbo gf who's got a higher sex drive than colson and just loves to touch him and can never be satisfied because as soon as she sees him shes horny all over again (I mean have you see him🤤) but Colson is a busy man and he cant also fuck her so he let's her cockwarm him, shes not allowed to move tho, he has to concentrate and he cant do that when hes a bimbo jumping on his cock, but bimbo just wants ti come so badly and cant help it shes got no other thoughts in her head other than Cumming so to solve this he let's her be passed round to everyone, getting gang banged by everyone and absolutely covered in cum

-bimbo gf somehow losing her clothes and walking around his house in only underwear and thigh thighs, but the guys are over and they can see her, colson asks her why shes naked and all she can say is that she lost her clothes and that shes really trying aged to find them but she cant remember where she put them because shes just so dumb

-bimbo gf meeting colson at one of his concerts while backstage but she has no idea who he is, she just came with her friends for emotional support but now she cant find them 🥺💔 colson being the gentlemen he is, he helps her find them even deciding to stick around for a while to talk to her, she decides that she must thank him for helping her find her friends so she drops to her knees and sucks him off

-bimbo gf being the perfect lil housewife adorned hom a little apron and dress she cooks cleand and even sometimes redecorate Colson obviously has to reward his lil housewife and while shes cleaning dishes hes comes up behind her and starts eating her out from behind soon fucking her from behind

-bimbo gf who sends colson nudes whenever hes not paying attention to her, sometimes she doesnt even want sex she just wants to know his opinion on the new lingerie she bought and if he thinks her ass looks good in her skirt or her boobs are too big for her shirt, she riles him up so badly and she doesnt even know it

-bimbo gf constantly losing her phone and her having to look everywhere for it, confidently having to bend over to look under the couch giving everyone a prefect view of her underwear and ass

Might send more if I've got any <3<3

FUUUUCK the hump foot one.

Omfg and the gang banging

Everyone feel free to add on i love these and she needs a name 🥺

[loving-all-for-loki]

Voiceless Love Chapter 4: Little One

Loki x reader, Bucky x reader

Word count: 2061

Warnings: fluff, talk of family loss, depression (alludes to suicidal thoughts), mention of a boner, angst

Tag List: @caffeineoverloadandstudying @zizzlekwum @lokiyoulittle @magicalpieex @daddysfavoritesexkitten @buckylokisimp

A/N: Okay Loki lovers, this is a dozy. We’re gonna delve more into Y/N and Loki’s relationship and look at her background a little. There’s a little spice at the end then it ends with some angst so I’m sorry. Trigger warning, there is depression mentioned and there are a few sentences that could be taken as suicidal tendencies or attempts so a little warning there. 

You find yourself sitting at the kitchen island one day and  eating your cereal still contemplating how you got to bed the night before. Bits and pieces from the night before come back. You remember making Loki a sandwich and him reading a book to you, but after that everything goes blank. Loki comes into the kitchen and smiles as he sits next to you.

“Hello, little one.”

You smile up at him, looking at his shiny beautiful green eyes.

“Did you sleep well?”

You take out your pen and write yes on his forearm. He chuckles at the way you always have that pen on you.

“You really carry that around everywhere?”

Yes, I’m not scared of communicating, just talking

Loki nods his head in understandment, “can I ask why you don’t speak?”

You contemplate answering for a moment, not knowing whether you should answer that question or not. 

“I’m sorry I shouldn't-”

You grab his arm and start writing all the way up to his bicep.

I’ve lost a lot of people in my life by twisting my words and changing them, so I figured if I were to write everything or make solid proof of my words, no one could change them.

Loki reads what you wrote then stares at you with a melancholy look. You hate being pitied, especially when you know the person is stuck up or prideful. Loki seems like one of those people who carries themselves on a higher pedestal than the rest. The looks he gives you makes you comfortable, urging you to repress into a small ball and close yourself off to him.

“I’m sorry,” he says. Loki reaches his hand out to cover yours in comfort, but it only heightens your anxiety. You move your hand and lean away from him, which makes Loki feel bad. He doesn’t know how to act with you, one second you’re very sweet then you avoid him like the plague. That’s why he started to leave the room when you entered, he thought you’d hate him.

Don’t worry about it

You finish your bowl of cereal and set it in the sink before getting up and leaving. Loki follows you up to the library where you start reading a book and he continues his own. He keeps staring at you, this lonely girl who has more pain than he realized.

“Why are you here?”

You look up and over to him on his chair. His eyebrows are furrowed in confusion, waiting to know everything about you, including why he is so drawn to you. Getting up and setting your book down (with slight annoyance), you sit back down near him like the first time you two interacted. He reaches his arm out to you to use.

I’m an avenger.

“Well, clearly, but how?”

About two years ago, my parents and I got in a bad car accident. They both passed away and I survived, horribly injured and stuck in a hospital. I was in a horrible state to the point where I should have been dead, but somehow I was alive. That’s when we found out it was a targeted hit and why I wasn’t killed. My parents were the targets. S.H.I.E.L.D agents came to me and told me that they were involved and going to help me. A day or two later, a scientist came and talked to me about healing options and there was a “potion” of some sort they had been working on to completely heal any wounds. They said the risk of me dying from taking it was about 50/50 and I didn’t have much to live for. Without my parents, I was lost and depressed, so I agreed to take whatever liquid they had. It healed me, but it had side effects. I would trip and scuff up my leg, but I’d find the bruises and legs to completely go away in seconds. Turns out it had lingered somewhere in my bloodstream and not my injuries that it flowed through me, healing any wound. Then throughout time, I found out it gave me the power to heal others as well.

You run out of room on Loki’s forearm and switch over to his right side, making him chuckle.

It started with me accidently touching my friends' cuts and them completely healing. After SHIELD came by my house one day to check on me, I told them what had been going on and they took me to some lab or theirs. I was tested on for a little bit and they decided I would be a good asset to them as a healer for missions. Not having a plan for my life, I agreed to join and come help. 

“You have no fighting background or any defense?”

Not at all. I’m just a personal nurse/antidote.

“What about your parents? Did they ever find out what happened?”

Hydra attack. Apparently, my parents were SHIELD agents back in the day and worked on a post-Captain America frozen case and Hydra wanted to cover up and hide Bucky. My parents found out about him.

“Your parents found out Bucky was alive a year before the Avengers did?”

Yes. 

Loki nods his head, wrapping his brain around everything you just told him. No wonder you were so close with Bucky. You probably relate to him with how bad Hydra ruined your life. 

“Does Bucky know about this?”

No. No one does except for you and Fury. He was told everything of course, but in my file he only put my powers and selective mute in ‘important information’. He knows how private I can be about things so he didn’t want to inform everyone on it if I didn’t want them to know.

“Why are you telling me this?”

Because I trust you

“No one trusts me.”

I do.

“Why?”

Because I know who you are. I know what happened with New York and it’s not your fault. I know what it feels like to be at the lowest point and want to do anything to feel something or get attention. I know you’re not a bad man, just a hurt one.

“I underestimated you, little one.”

You smile at each other, knowing you have a deeper bond than before. Loki chuckles at your shy little face, now knowing how much strength and depth you carry. You are much more than just a healer girl.

“I’m sorry about your parents.”

It’s okay. I’ve gotten over it.

“I remember when I lost my mom. It was my fault. I’ll never forgive myself for it.” Loki looks down to see you staring with big doe eyes. He smiles at you, the features on his face softening. “You make me feel better, though.”

I’m glad I can help.

“Were you mute before your parents died?”

No, it was the Hydra agents that twisted my words. Trying to get me to agree to things or say things about my parents. I stopped speaking.

“Hydra agents ma-”

They were the ones with the potion, not SHIELD. They’re trying to find what Hydra used on me and they took me in to protect me, but Hydra would come every day and aim a gun at my head. Asking me questions and threatening me.

“I’m so sorry. That must have been traumatic.”

That is why I don’t speak anymore, saves me from trouble.

“I don’t blame you. You’re very strong, little one.”

You and Loki share a smile, but the awkward silence fills the air. Loki wants nothing more than to hug and hold her, protect her from all the evil things in the world, but you’re timid. He doesn’t want to scare you again.

“I’ll leave you to your book,” he says, “thank you, for telling me everything.”

Thank you for listening.

You smile and nod before heading back to your seat and finishing Wuthering Heights. Loki’s eyes never leave you, though.

Another day or two goes on and you and Loki are closer than before. His whole body is covered in your writings and smears from when he washed off parts for you to write again. He doesn’t ever want to wash it all off, knowing your words are precious and important. You notice the way he rereads what you wrote when he’s sitting or eating. There’s something about his fascination with you that makes you feel important and loved. You’ve caught him a couple times smiling as he reads, byt quickly becoming stoic again when he realises you’re looking.

You’re baking a bunch of cookies for when the team comes home. The mission should be over in about a day and you wanted to surprise them. Loki comes walking in to see you covered in flour and munching on some spare dough that was too little to make a cookie. He chuckles at the sight of you and comes up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist.

“What in the good heavens are you doing?”

You turn around and chuckle silently, pointing to the over. Loki slightly opens it and sees the pan of cookies baking.

“I didn’t know you baked.”

You grab your pen off the counter and write on his shoulder. 

I love baking, music, and sewing.

“You learn something new every day,” he chuckles, “Can I help?”

I’d love that! I need these things mixed, you write as you point to the recipe, think you can do that?

“I think I can manage to mix some ingredients, little one.”

A couple minutes go by as the two of you mix and measure ingredients. You can’t help but watch the way Loki’s strong hands mix everything at a vigorous speed. You peel your eyes away, trying to not get caught and embarrass yourself.

What you don’t realize is the way Loki steals glances at you when you’re not looking. He loves the way your hair dances as you move around, the way you climb onto the counter to reach the highest shelves. You’re so focused while baking with your eyebrows furrowed and fingers skimming the bowls. He’s never seen a creature more adorable and divine. Then Loki notices the flour on your cheek and laughs, getting your attention.

“You have a little something on your face.”

Reaching out, he brushes the flour off of your forehead. The heat coming from your body is intimidating, calling him to get closer to you to warm up, but he denies himself. He brushes his hand against a towel to get rid of the flour before turning to you, who blows a little flour on him, covering his clothes in the white dust.

“Oh, you little-”

You start running around the island as Loki chases you. He laughs as you try to evade him, but he slips his arm around your bicep, pulling him into you. You fall on top of him, his body breaking the blow to your head. 

Lifting yourself up, you look down to see Loki under you, his arms still around your waist. His eyes go big as soon as he realizes you’re straddling him in the worst place possible. He prays to Odin that you don’t feel his boner as you lay on top of him. You blush as you two stare at one another in the tight embrace

“I uh-” Loki stutters as his eyes flicker to your lips, trying to focus on anything but the heat of your body on his.

All of a sudden, there’s a horrible sound coming from outside the tower. It pierces your ears, forcing you to cover them and drop on top of Loki fully. He pulls one arm around your whole body and cradles your head in his other.

“What is that sound?” he winces. Loki looks over to see the Quinjet landing and Sam Wilson running out of it.

Sam’s eyes go wide at the sight of you and Loki embracing on the floor. He notices the writing all over Loki’s arms and legs and the way he smiles as he looks up at you. He shakes it off as he goes in seeing that he has bigger problems at hand. “Y/N!” He shouts.

You look up to see Sam in a hurried scared face.

“We need you! Bucky got hurt and may not live! We need you to save him!”

[killerandhealerqueen]

If you can, I think I'd vey much like to see something about with Zhan Yao's low self-esteem please? Maybe Zhan Yao not caring when they badmouth him and only reacting when they insult Bai Yutong (with of course BYT being touched that his cat defended him and worried that he didn't defend himself and of course BYT fixing things) or maybe just BYT reminding Zhan Yao that he's awesome? Dunno, I just need more BYT/ZY in my life, I love them so much and anything you write is fabulous!! ❤️❤️

Hi anon! Thank you for sending this in! I love writing anything for Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao, so this was a lot of fun to write!

Zhan Yao knew he was smart; hell he was probably the smartest person in the whole police department, with Bai Chi ranking just below him and Bai Yutong just below him.  Of course, being extremely smart didn’t come without some…problems.  Because of his intelligence, people liked to badmouth him and talk behind his back, which he wasn’t completely unused to; it happened all the time in high school, university, graduate school, and the police academy.  To him they were just words, nothing more.  And he learned that if he ignored said words and didn’t give them any power, they couldn’t hurt him.

~*~*~*~*~*~

It was a normal day in the S.C.I. department as the S.C.I. team were working on one of their latest cases when a couple of officers from one of the other units stormed into the department, a bunch of files in their hands. “Where’s Zhan Yao?” one officer demanded.  Wang Shao, Zhao Fu, Ma Han, Bai Chi, and Jiang Ling looked up from their work before Bai Chi frowned. “What do you need Dr. Zhan for?” he asked.  Another officer tsked. “None of your business.  Now, where is Zhan Yao?!” they exclaimed.   “Right here” a voice called out, making everyone turn to see Zhan Yao walking calmly towards him, dressed in his signature navy.  He then walked over to the officers and stood before them, raising an eyebrow. “Can I help you gentlemen?” he inquired.  The third officer holding a large stack of files in their hands stepped forward and shoved all the files at Zhan Yao, making the man look at him with wide eyes. “W-What am I supposed to do with this?” he asked.  The three men smirked. “We need you to review all of these cases and create profiles for each of them” one of the men stated.  Zhan Yao’s eyes widened, as did the rest of the team. “You want Dr. Zhan to do what?!” Ma Han exclaimed.  The second officer huffed. “What, aren’t you up to the challenge, Dr. Zhan?” he sneered.  Zhan Yao looked down at the large stack of files in his hands before he looked back up at the officers. “And…when do you need these profiles by?” he asked. “8:00 am tomorrow morning” the third officer answered.  Zhan Yao thought he was going to faint at his answer as Zhao Fu stood to his feet. “There’s a whole Psychology Department, why don’t you ask them to create your fucking profiles for you?!  They’ve got multiple psychologists, why do you need Dr. Zhan?!” he roared.  The first officer motioned to Zhan Yao. “Because he’s the best of the best” he answered before he turned to look at Zhan Yao and raised an eyebrow. “Or is that not true?” he sneered.  Zhan Yao frowned. “What?” he asked.  The first officer then stepped forward and poked Zhan Yao harshly in the forehead, causing Zhan Yao to flinch as the officer huffed. “Maybe you’re not as smart as everyone claims you are…you’re not even a police officer.  I don’t know why you’re a deputy leader of S.C.I. when all you do is create profiles and teach students…you can’t even shoot a gun!  All you’re good for is being the damsel in distress, forcing this team and Bai Yutong to save your pathetic ass again and again” he sneered as the second officer scoffed. “You’d be nothing without your brain, Zhan Yao” he sneered. “It’s Doctor” Zhan Yao gritted out.  The third officer scoffed. “You don’t even deserve that title” he snarled.  Zhan Yao’s blinked, stunned, just as a loud crash was heard, causing everyone to turn or look over to see Bai Yutong standing in the entrance of his office, murder in his brown eyes.  He then stormed out of his office and walked over to Zhan Yao and the officers, stepping in front of Zhan Yao as he glared at the officers. “I suggest you take that back” he warned.  The officers snickered as they looked at one another. “Oh look, Zhan Yao’s knight in shining armor coming to save his pathetic ass” one officer sneered.  Bai Yutong’s eyes widened before he lashed out and punched the officer in the face, everyone letting out gasps of shock as Bai Yutong pointed to the officer who was on his ass, looking up at him with wide eyes. “You come in here and disrespect my partner, my Deputy Leader, my Zhan Yao.  You sneer at his intellect when his IQ is probably higher than the three of yours fucking combined!  Without him, S.C.I. would be nothing!  He is an important asset to this team and to this police station!” he roared.  Zhan Yao looked at him in shock, he had never seen Bai Yutong this angry save for the time when Lan Chenling kidnapped him and beat him in front of Bai Yutong.  Bai Yutong then took a step forward, the other two officers quickly stepping back to leave their friend to deal with Bai Yutong’s rage. “If I ever see you in this department again or if I even hear the slightest whisper of you badmouthing Zhan Yao, you’re going to deal with me” he snarled.  The officers nodded and the officer on the floor quickly stood to his feet as Bai Yutong walked over to Zhan Yao and grabbed the files out of his hands.  He then turned and hurled the files in the officer’s faces, watching as loads of papers, pictures, and files go scattering everywhere. “Go get someone else to do your profiles.  Now get the fuck out” he snarled.  The officers nodded as they quickly bent down and began picking up the files while Bai Yutong looked over at Zhan Yao. “Cat?” he murmured.  Zhan Yao looked over at him before he turned and stormed out of the bullpen, heading back to his office, which he promptly entered and slammed the door behind him.  Bai Yutong watched him leave before he sighed heavily and headed after him, knocking on the door before he turned the knob and opened the door. “Cat?” he called out softly.  Zhan Yao said nothing as he sat in his chair, his eyes shut as his head leaned against the head rest.  Bai Yutong sighed again before he slipped into the office, shutting the door behind him as he walked over to Zhan Yao, sitting on the edge of his desk. “Zhan Yao…you know what they said isn’t true, right?” he asked softly.  Zhan Yao said nothing as he let out a heavy, shuddering sigh and opened his eyes, looking at Bai Yutong. “What if they’re right, Yutong?  What if…what if I’m not everything Bao Sir and the Psychology Department makes me out to be?” he croaked.  Bai Yutong’s eyes widened and he quickly stood up, walking over to sit before Zhan Yao. “Zhan Yao.  Cat.  You’re not going to believe what those assholes said, are you?” he asked softly.  Zhan Yao narrowed his eyes at him. “What if they’re right?!” he exclaimed.  Bai Yutong shook his head as he reached out and cupped Zhan Yao’s face in his hand, forcing Zhan Yao to look into his eyes. “They’re wrong Zhan Yao.  You are the most intelligent man I have ever met.  You deserve every title and accolade you receive because you’re you and you’re brilliant.  Don’t listen to them, Cat” he murmured.  Zhan Yao huffed and looked away. “But they’re not wrong when they say that I’m useless…you’re always having to come and save my ass” he murmured.  Bai Yutong scoffed. “And?  What’s your point?  I’m your partner, it’s my fucking job to save your ass, you idiot.  Besides, I don’t mind; I’ve always been saving your ass, what makes you think I’m going to stop now” he declared.  Zhan Yao continued to look away, making Bai Yutong’s eyes widen before he stroked Zhan Yao’s cheek. “You…you thought I minded?” he whispered.  Zhan Yao nodded slightly, causing Bai Yutong to huff before he leaned forward and pressed a kiss to Zhan Yao’s head. “For someone so smart…you can be so stupid sometimes” he murmured.  Zhan Yao huffed. “Shut up” he grumbled.  Bai Yutong smiled and pressed another kiss to Zhan Yao’s head before he pulled back. “I meant what I said though; S.C.I. would be nothing without you, you’re a valuable part of our team” he stated, removing his hands from Zhan Yao’s face.  Zhan Yao looked at him before he tsked. “You only like me for my brain” he murmured.  Bai Yutong rolled his eyes before he reached out and cupped Zhan Yao’s face again, pressing a firm kiss to Zhan Yao’s mouth, making Zhan Yao look at him with wide eyes when he pulled away. “No, you idiot, I like you for you.  Your brain is just a sexy addition to everything else about you” he declared.  Zhan Yao blushed as Bai Yutong chuckled. “Now, are you going to sit in here and mope?  Or are you going to help me solve this case?” he asked.  Zhan Yao looked at him before he huffed and gave Bai Yutong a shove. “Get off my desk and I’ll help” he murmured.  Bai Yutong nodded and let go of Zhan Yao’s face before he slipped off Zhan Yao’s desk, Zhan Yao standing to his feet.  Once they were standing to their feet, Zhan Yao looked at Bai Yutong and smiled slightly. “Thank you, Mouse” he thanked.  Bai Yutong looked back at him and smirked. “I’m your partner, Cat.  I’m gonna defend you no matter what” he replied.  Zhan Yao laughed softly. “It’s amazing Zhao Jue called you a tiger…you’re more like an attack dog” he mused as he and Bai Yutong exited his office.  Bai Yutong shrugged. “Attack dog, tiger, I’ll be whatever you need me to be to keep you safe” he murmured.  Zhan Yao smiled fondly before he leaned over and pressed a kiss to the side of Bai Yutong’s head. “Just keep being my Mouse…that’s enough for me” he stated.  Bai Yutong nodded before he reached behind him and placed his hand on Zhan Yao’s lower back. “Come on, let’s get to work” he murmured.  Zhan Yao nodded and both men headed out of Zhan Yao’s office, ready to work and prove to the other departments why S.C.I. was the best department in the police station and why Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong were their Leader and Deputy Leader.

[do-not-careissa]

Now that Men in Black has reinvaded my mind so have new plot bunnies. So have 2 Jason joins the min ideas/options.

1. Sort of a Mr and Mrs Smith type thing, jaykyle, only sadder and angstier:

Post death and resurrection Jason wasn't picked up by Talia, instead it was MiB. Using their alien tech they're able to heal him and put his mind back together. They know who he is, just like they know who Bruce and the Justice League are (for how much the Kents believed no one noticed their sudden baby acquisition, they were wrong. MiB's known all along, if anything they're the reason the Kents and other alien adopters and adoptees have done so well at staying hidden.) They give Jason the choice to either return to Bruce, go with a normal family (in both cases he'd of course have his memories wiped), or stay and work with them. Now while Jason might not have the Lazarus Pits affecting his emotions and mental stability here, he's still a teen/young adult (say like 18 or 19 by the time he's healed enough to leave) and his last memories of the bats and his bio mother weren't exactly the greatest. Add on top of that the feeling of being forgotten/replaced that would undoubtedly come at seeing the addition of, what, at least three more people to the batfam. He doesn't believe there's a place left for him there, decides to stay, at least he can do some good while he's at it.

Cut to a few years later, Jason's moved up the ranks, he's one of the organization's best agents (could be just that branch, division, or overall) but of course the job doesn't really leave much for certain other needs. So on his rare time off he'll slink off to this nice bar or something and just enjoy himself, feel human, all that good stuff. And that's how he gets involved with a certain Kyle Rayner. The guy seems normal enough, an artist with laughably bad pickup lines but a smile and eyes that make you want to laugh with him rather than at him. They have a night together, and that one night turns into two, then three, and by the fourth Jason's sure he's making a mistake here. Regulation says to keep contact with non-mib individuals to a minimum and don't give them a reason to remember you if you have to interact more than once. He shouldn't be doing this, really, but he's also given up so much over the years, both to mib, to the bats, to the universe, can you really blame him?

Between the two of them rain checks are a regular, either one or both claiming a sudden work trip that couldn't be skipped. It made Jason guilty every time but he couldn't just not go. This was his job after all. And Kyle, well he was just a normal guy who happened to be a bit loose in the head sometimes, it made sense for him to forget to call off meetups and hookups, that's just what normal people their age did right? It takes far too long for him to admit that he's in too deep, that he's fallen for this loveable dumbass. But the same could probably be said for Kyle too.

The moment they meet not as Jason and Kyle but as MiB and Green Lantern you could hear a pin drop. Jason couldn't believe this, not in a million years. Kyle? A fucking Green Lantern? Are you kidding?!

Because you see, while the general population and even the capes might be unaware of MiB, MiB is more than aware of them and they have a very big problem with them, especially the Lanterns. Because they know the GLs and Guardians would argue that earth is their terf and that minehas not right to set up rules and protocol, byt MiB has been on Earth longer, they've existed since Roswell if not earlier, GLs haven't touched Earth til maybe 15-20 years ago. And MiB's work is to protect not just the humans of Earth but the aliens who've made a home here, or even just those ones that are here for a visit. Thanks to the GLs, and by extension the Justice League, not only is MiB and its agents in so much more danger of being exposed or attacked, but so are those aliens.

Suddenly Jason's happy go lucky secret relationship has been soured if not ruined. Kyle, he'd trusted him, even l-, he actually liked him as more than just a fuck buddy, but this? He's devastated, he's angry, and while he's sure Kyle's feeling something like that too, he doesn't get to, not when he's siding with the group putting innocent people in danger, not when he's siding with the bats and Tha Guardians and everything Jason stands against.

He manages to catch Kyle off guard, taking him down and neuralyzing him quick enough that him can't take him down too. It hurts to see that blank look take over Kyle's face once the light fades, but he can't let that affect him. Kyle made his choice, and he needs to make his.

Idea 2: much angstier in the "fuck Bruce and the JL" sort of way

Post rhato 25 and Roy's death, Jason's health is deteriorating quickly. Maybe he lied about how well he was out of guilt so Roy wouldnt feel like he had to stay with Jason instead of going to Sanctuary. Now with no one there to help him, along with the mental and emotional toll, Jason's body is shutting down. This is it, he's accepted it, he fucking hates that this is how he goes, but well, it's kinda poetic that Bruce would ultimately be the reason for his deagb this time wouldn't it? Between the physical injuries he gave Jason and the mental ones he's caused, everything all ties back to Bruce.

So Jason's just there, accepting his fate, but then out of nowhere these suits just show up and they've got an offer for him. They know who he is, what he's gone through, they know how to help him and keep him safe. They can heal him. But the only way they can let him know exactly what they're doing or who they are is if he joins them. They say they've been watching him for a while, we're actually planning on approaching him, but the situation with Batman and now with the League and Jason's health has pushed their time table up. He's obviously skeptical til they really go in on everything, breaking down mib, breaking down what they try to do, and you know what, he's in. Fuck Bruce, fuck the JL, fuck them all.

None of them stepped in to help him, none of them did anything to stop Bruce, no one except Roy, Roy who's now dead because of them. They don't get to tell him what to do anymore, they don't get to control him.

So they bring Jason in for the procedure, and there's a few ways this could go. A) They just use whatever alien tech they have that heals him no issue, maybe need to replace a few bones or joints or something, whatever it is he's healed. B) they need to meld his DNA to a sample from an alien species that heals quickly (personal favorite, could go down the route of this giving Jason superhuman abilities, or even something akin to energy absorption as the reason he's able to heal which would make him a massive threat to everyone especially the gls (imagine him just draining their rings in minutes and then using that power against them)). C) the Lazarus Pits are actually of alien origin, and since Jason's already been dipped in one before and had his brain and body altered/healed by it, it still remains dormant in his system, they just need to activate it.

Whatever they do it works, and soon enough we get Jason as MiB and Bruce and the others all believing Jason to be dead ala MiB​ tricks. Months or even years later there comes a confrontation, the "I thought you were dead!" Shit. Or the GLs/guardians learn about them and try to impose their bs on them, try to scare them into disappearing, and guess who MiB sends to deal with them? Why their star agent of course.

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okay so I haven't seen this one yet but can you do one where Natasha takes Bruce home with her to meet her family but her father has a issue with his age....

Okay.

*Natasha finished packing her bag. Taking Bruce to meet her family was going to be a big step in their relationship. They got onto the quinjet and headed to her parents’ house in central Russia. When they got there, she greeted her mother, father, and sister. *

Melina: Natalia! Come give your mother a hug. It’s been too long! You never come to visit anymore. 

Natasha: I’ve been very busy, mama. I can’t just cross the ocean whenever I’d like. 

Alexei: It’s good to have you here. Your visits are always so much fun. Way better than talking on the phone. 

Yelena: Still, it wouldn’t kill you to call once and a while.

Natasha: Everyone, this is Bruce. We’ve been together for about a year. 

Bruce: Hi everybody, nice to meet you! 

Alexei: Oy. On tvoy paren'. (Oh. So this is your boyfriend)

Natasha: Chto-to ne tak, papa? (Is something wrong, dad?

Alexei: On dlya tebya starovat, Natalia. (He seems a little old for you, Natasha

Melina: A teper' Alexei, dayte yemu povod usomnit'sya. Mozhet, on prosto vyglyadit starshe. (Now Alexei, give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he just looks older.)

Alexei: Pokhozhe, on na desyat'-pyatnadtsat' let starshe yeye, Natalia. Pozhaluysta skazhi mne chto ya oshibayus'. (He looks like he could be ten to fifteen years older than you, Natasha. Please tell me I’m wrong.)

Natasha: Vy pravy, no eto ne imeyet znacheniya. (He is, but it never really mattered to us. )

*It was moments like these when Bruce wished he could speak Russian. He gave his girlfriend a confused look and she sighed. *

Natasha: I think he’s feeling left out of our conversation. From now on, if you have a problem, you can say it in English. 

Alexei: Fine. 

*He turned to Bruce*

Alexei: I don’t like that you’re seeing my daughter. I think you’re too old for her and she could do better. It’s also incredibly suspicious when a man goes out of his way to date a woman who is fifteen years younger. It seems like you’re taking advantage of the fact that she’s naive and not used to making important decisions. 

Natasha: I’m a grown woman and I can handle myself! I’m not a little girl anymore! 

Alexei: How did you even meet this man?

Natasha: He’s an Avenger. We’re teammates. 

Melina: See? I told you to give him the benefit of the doubt! Which one is he?

Natasha: He’s the Hulk, but only when he gets angry. 

*Melina’s face fell.*

Melina: Oh, I see. 

Natasha: What’s the matter?

Yelena: Papa doesn’t like Hulk. He thinks Hulk is the result of a reckless scientist not caring about the safety of others. He hates that you live in the same building as a giant, green rage monster. 

Bruce: Well, there’s one thing we have in common. I don’t like Hulk either. 

Alexei: Here’s another thing we have in common. We’re both fifteen or more years older than my daughter. The difference between you and me is I don’t need a rage monster to fight to protect her. 

Natasha: I’m not a child! I can protect myself! I can make my own decisions! I love him and nothing you say is going to change that!

Alexei: Perestan' byt' glupym! On pol'zuyetsya toboy! (Stop being foolish! He’s taking advantage of you!)

Natasha: Net, eto ne tak. On samyy dobryy chelovek, kotorogo ya kogda-libo vstrechal. (No, he isn’t. He is the kindest person I have ever met.)

Alexei: Chto, yesli on prichinit tebe bol'? (And what if he hurts you?)

Natasha: On nikogda ne budet! Po krayney mere, spetsial'no. (He would never! Not on purpose, at least.)

Alexei: On tol'ko s toboy, potomu chto ty yedinstvennyy, kto dostatochno naiven, chtoby yemu doveryat’! (He’s only with you because you are the only one naive enough to trust him!) 

Natasha: On so mnoy, potomu chto my vlyubleny! Pochemu ty ne mozhesh' byt' schastliv, chto ya schastliv? (He’s with me because we’re in love! Why can’t you be happy that I’m happy?

*They yelled a bit longer. Melina offered Bruce a warm cup of tea and tried to ignore the yelling of her husband and daughter long enough to strike up a conversation. After about five minutes, the argument was too heated to continue.*

Alexei: On tebe ne podkhodit! (He isn’t right for you!)

Natasha: That’s not your call to make! Come on, Bruce. We’re going home. 

*She said goodbye to Melina, Yelena, and Alexei and they got back onto the quinjet. *

Natasha: Well, that could have gone better. 

Bruce: Your mother seemed nice. She offered me some tea and we had a little chat while you and your father were yelling.

Natasha: Papa’s nice too, usually. He’s just really protective. 

Bruce: Is he right? Am I too old for you?

Natasha: It doesn’t bother me. I mean, we’re both consenting adults, so our ages don’t really make a difference.

Bruce: I guess you’re right.