#by lord was i stupid back then

[swallowtail-ageha]

Sometimes you'll be flashed with memories of cringe shit you did as a young teen. Sometimes you'll be flashed with memories of objectively cool shit you did as a young teen like coordinating yourself and other 10 kids to eradicate a dead tree for wood

[ruffbunny]

“growing up is going from billdip to billf/rd” growing up is realizing shipping is harmless and we all have bills and shit to pay and god above it does not actually matter outside of the online discourse bubble like…. It really doesn’t.

Please just go do something that makes you happy instead of being miserable and militant about thought crimes. Pleeeeaaaseeee Fortnite is free, the local animal shelter would love some volunteer work, there’s probably a shocking number of nature trails in your area, you could make bread😭

[whimsicalcotton]

tfw u gotta rescue ur situationship's situationship from freezing to death. call that polycule bonding <3

[polin-erospsyche]

I know it’s not the point but also this shot has me dying in laughter

Baby Thomas Elliot Bridgerton, Lord Featherington, just looks so unimpressed by his mama’s writing. This baby has just been born and already he’s a literary critic and thinks he can do so much better. He’s going to cause so much mayhem of his own one day to which Pen will just sigh inwardly, wondering what they’ve put out there in the world and Colin will just stand there all proud thinking “that’s my son” 😂

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

things they fought to keep in: the fucking hall of valor and the hauntings

you didn't. it was bad.

LOL, LMAO EVEN.

[o-i-w-u]

i dont. know what this is. uh

@h-didanart wowie bloodi boy therapy stuff upon ye i guess '>_<

[problemnyatic]

"Trans men treat transfems like shit, trans women are so weird to transmascs-"

hey ive got an idea what if we all shut the fuck up and held hands and realized letting our dysphoria and trauma bleed out into how we treat others is something we all need to work on together and drawing lines in the sand and reinventing boys versus girls Queer Edition isn't gonna help any of us heal from the shit we're all going through in some form or another

[yourlocaltrylingual]

The writing was, indeed, terminal.

[prettyflyshyguy]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

More Supernatural - VG crossover bullshit. I have a fever. And the only prescription is more antagonizing. O'Byrne and Roy are from from an in-development story, Virtual Ground, and they are having a great time getting along with the Winchesters because Roy should be dead, and we don't talk about what's under O'Byrne's suspicious nicotine neck patch.

[fionnalovesanimeboys]

I stopped watching harem long time ago but I am watching it just for him

[kaythefloppa]

Playing one of the old Jake and the Never Land Pirates games on Flashpoint made me realize that the game, Journey Beyond the Never Seas, makes a better finale to the show than the actual final episode.

[lazisconcerned]

I think my favorite stupid idea with batman is the thought that literally everyone knows the Wayne's are the bats and just... doesn't say anything? Is it possible? No. Is it funny? Yes. The rogues have collectively decided that they will pretend they don't know, which essentially means they pretend they're kidnapping different people when they manage to snatch one of the Wayne's. Like, Riddler takes Tim, and as expected Tim just blazes through the riddles and leaves, but the next day Riddler manages to injure Red Robin and, much to Tim's chagrin, gives him the exact same set of riddles. It makes the bats think "oh they don't know our identities, Riddler would never use the same riddles on one guy" but actually Riddler just thought it'd be a really funny joke because Tim cut his stupid little suit with a batarang last week.

The civilians only say nothing because they know it could lure like, metropolis' villains to try and attack, and they do not want to deal with those freaks.

A guy from Star city moves to Gotham like "What if I run into the elusive Batman and he hurts me, oh god..."

and someone's just like "nah Bruce wouldnt bother you."

"Bruce????"

[ochitea]

Love must be the reason why

I still believe in this lie

That you'll live a better life

Without me by your side

~~~~~~~~~~~

[timelapse under cut]

ignore the fact that i struggled so fuckin hard on the text only to remove it completely golsejflsgfls

[crossbackpoke-check]

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[panevanbuckley]

IT'S BEEN SO LONG I'M FORGETTING WHO I AM WITHOUT MY FAVOURITE BLORBOS

[rielzero]

Tiny Afterstory Drabble (spoilers) Locke/Loki

Context: Locke is a vampire now, and for privacy reasons rather than be a well-known hero in Baldur's gate 3, he declares himself dead to protect his new un-live.

The Undertaker, Jermaine: Well, It's good you had time to drop by the morgue. I'm currently in the progress of preparing your gravestone.

Locke: Oh, anything you need?

Undertaker: Hmm. The.. Public opinion already decided on the message they wanted, but I just need your full name.

Locke: Right, Astarion suggested I should change it if I'm going to declare the old me as dead.. Feels weird to me though.

Undertaker: You could just keep your first name?

Locke: I just have my first name, the middle one and last one were kind of made up on the spot..

Undertaker: *sighs* I don't suppose its that unique.. In Baldur's gate perhaps, but elsewhere..?

Locke: If it's not a risk to keep it.

Undertaker: Very well, but I'll add the extended name to the gravestone to make it more.. Realistic. Long names look official.

Locke: That was my exact same thought.

Undertaker: *scribbling it on parchment*

Locke: Loki Artorius Gaude, that's correct.. No.. You spelled my first name wrong.

Undertaker: ...Wait, it's not Lo-ki? Have I misheard it all the time..

Locke: Yes, its Loki. L-O-C-K-E

Undertaker:

Locke:

Undertaker: Boy.. You've been misspelling your own name for TEN YEARS.

Loki: WHAT. But-

Undertaker: *pulls a hand through his hair before pinching his nose* How.. Did you even come up with your name?

Loki: ..I was the lockpicker, so.. ''Lock'' ''Locki'' Low-key? Something like that. I thought it was cute.. And smart.

Undertaker: You were sixteen and you wanted your name to be cute and smart?

Loki: It was ten years ago.

Undertaker: Fair. Sigh.. *grumbles* Locke Artorius Gaude.. There. I'll have it carved soon.

Loki: *looks really embarrassed*

Undertaker: You're changing your name either way, just start spelling it differently, no one will bat an eye.

Loki: I'm fairly certain everyone in my life thought I spelled it L-O-K-I except for myself..

Undertaker: There's worse things to worry about.

Loki: Like what..?

Undertaker: Lice.

Loki: That's weirdly specific..

Undertaker: Get out. I'm working.