#by imune

[venicewalls]

[jkvjimin]

(178/∞) the perfect nose for butterflies to land on it ♡

[isatartdump]

could i humbly request.... some sifloop doodles 🙏 they deserve nothing but happiness, i want them to be happy 😭

YESS... Hi Minhmynchi...... Sorry for the time...........

Yes I will appologise on all asks...... Cuz they're all old....... From last month....

[mintaikk]

Venom after abandoning his entire species and planet for some sad wet white guy he's known for like a day

[dakotac0le]

not a single duo more dynamic than grizzlyplays pcs and lying to themselves

[teazingsassy]

it was supposed to be you and me

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Legolas: *drinking something from his flask*

Arwen: what’s that?

Legolas: oh, it’s just a drink. It’s an alcohol i created specifically to my taste.

Arwen: that’s so cool! Can i try some?

Legolas: ye- no.....

Arwen: what, why not? You let me try all the other kinds of silvan food and drinks from you, so why not this? Is it because you think i can’t handle it.

Legolas: no, no, and it’s not so much as a silvan thing as it is a family thing, and that “thing” is that my family likes to spice our food and beverages with poison.

Arwen: what

Legolas: yeah, so let’s not accidentally poison you.

Arwen:

Arwen: WTF

——————————-later ————————-

Arwen and family + legolas at the dinning table

Arwen: hey, so did you know that legolas drinks poison?

Elrond: *chokes on drink* wHAT-

Legolas: Arwen, you traitor!

Elladan: bro, what the fuck!?!

Legolas: in my defense, it’s not as if it can do anything to me at this point!

Legolas: let me spice my wine with some belladona in peace!

Elrohir: but why? How did you even get to this point???

Legolas:

Legolas: extenuated circumstances.

[luxlier]

my first post in years and it's cringe ✊🏻😞

(the full of bottom right is on my Instagram since I don't think I can get away with it here)

[jiminy-crickets]

bob and barky are seatmates...... oughhhhh i am rolling the dynamic around in my hand like dice........

like... augh!!!! "When you don't want to talk to someone, he's perfect, he's sleeping or meditating" SASHA????? and BOB?!?!? hello this is a love confession "I sit with barky so, I enjoy to share some conversations with him, and enjoy just be around with him" ?!?!?!? HELLO???? oh my god!!! they are so in love i feel lonely just watching!

[hellfireloserclub]

Bat chow.

[your-littlesecret]

what if i fucking dieeeeeeee

[repositoryofmalarky]

VOTE FOR MAD MEW MEW TODAY, DON’T BE A DUMMY

[sora-of-uranus]

I'm gonna be so real all I can thank about is how in an AU where they didn't all just die eventually Sarah, Rory, and Erica would simply be 'to young' for Benny and Ethan. Like socially if people saw these two 30 year olds hanging out with what looks like high school kids people would look twice.

Like sure those two dying whilst the other three remain imortal is sad. But what about all those years they do have together, but feel preasured to split apart? What about when Benny starts getting lines along his forehead and Ethan loses the baby fat on his cheeks? what happens then when Erica still has working knees, or Sarah never gets smile lines, or Rorys hands never earn calouses? Because even if Benny and Ethan decide to join them in their vampirism, that still a few years older than their friends, a few more years for them to collect these wonders of aging, a time to see their bodys become what could've been.

[megastrikeback]

Close Enough Welcome back Tom and Jerry

[charleslee-valentine]

If I had I nickel for every time a pair of conjoined twins in a horror movie fell to their deaths from a substantial height and landed in the same position they used to be conjoined before having been traumatically separated, I’d have two nickels- which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[bitchfitch]

they need to do a study on the rate of food poisoning in divorced men. I just got chewed out for using separate cutting boards and washing the knife between the tasks of chopping the salad and Raw chicken.