#by a country mile

[hammerbacks]

Summary: James hates honeytrap ops, but can't work out what's suddenly changed his mind.

Part 18 of warm water.

[gumdefense]

We have moved past Maya and Franziska wingmanning narumitsu as a society. They would not fucking do that. We need to realise the truth which is that Larry and Gumshoe would try to wingman them and only succeed through failure

[dollypopup]

We all need to take more time to appreciate Colin Bridgerton and the details of his sexy dream. In his brain, the ultimate fantasy involves

him walking to Penelope in a new (fully imagined) dress/nightgown as he is cravatless, shirt undone, in her garden in the mist

an APOLOGY to her for how late it is, and that he just HAD to see her (Colin Bridgerton out here putting the man in manners)

STUTTERING through a confession of how much he's been thinking of her ("I rehearsed that speech for hours")

The mist dissipating and turning into flames around them like candlelight (he's a WRITER!!!!!! the metaphors. the VIBES)

Her reply that she ALSO can't stop thinking of him or their kiss (consent KING)

The two of them passionately smooching as he presses her against a wall (they like it rough)

Cushioning the back of her head with his hand as she grabs onto his arm for dear life (but also tender)

Very loud moaning from her as he kisses over her neck and chest (praise kink! praise kink! praise kink!)

and then my man woke up in a SWEAT. chest HEAVING. cheeks RED. from one of the most romantic PG-13 wet dreams possible. this is the guy who was having threesomes like half an episode ago and now he's blushy blushy over the idea of Pen having feelings for him and them smoochin' about it. and you wanna tell me he's NOT the best Bridgerton Boy??? puhlease!!! 11/10, ultimate fave, sign him up for an AO3 account posthaste

[queenlucythevaliant]

Teams are vibes-based. Please tell me who you chose and how you think it will go in the tags!

[dyingtobehim]

bandom economy so bad a 200 note post today is equivalent to a 40000 note post in 2015

[tavina-writes]

A Practical Discussion of Eligible MDZS Bachelors During the Second Life

So I keep seeing discussions floating around about like "why aren't any of these people married" and "are JC's standards too high?" and other assorted nonsense, so I have decided to put together a ranking of like "if a practical minded historical* woman wanted to get ahead politically with the LEAST amount of #suffering, what rankings would she give these guys." Because I've been really fond of @dangermousie's poll options, I'm calling this girl Potato.

*Historical fantasy more or less given that we assume that Potato is also a cultivator.

Jiang Cheng There are many reasons for this but 1) Jiang Cheng's in-laws consist entirely of (1) bratty nephew who doesn't even live at his house full time, 2) there are no other meddling in laws or sect elders given that Jiang Cheng is the only one! 3) he is reasonably good looking, well off, and has social status by this point in the story. Potato can probably win over a bratty nephew! Downsides include: if Potato doesn't like spicy foods oh dear, but honestly we don't know what Potato's spice tolerance is so it could still work out!

Nie Huaisang: Being married to NHS would be an exercise in perpetual embarrassment, and it's unclear if his budget line items ever since Da-ge died are any more detailed than "Summertime Sadness." There are worse people to marry, but why anyone (including Potato) would willingly choose to marry NHS for political benefit eludes me. He is ranked higher on this list than any Lan largely for the sake of "his mom was probably not in solitary confinement" and "there are likely no dietary restrictions present in his house." but the other downsides include "he's probably going to go INSANE" at some point but silver lining on that front is that he's really not a very good cultivator, so it probably won't be as bad as NMJ's insanity bender? Potato could rank him lower than any Lan options tbh.

Lan Xichen There are also many reasons why Mr. Zewu-jun is not an ideal marriage candidate for practical reasons but this largely has to do with his family. There's 33 favorite grandpas who seem to have opinions on the regular. The in-law trouble would suck tremendously. There's 5am wakeup calls and 9pm bedtimes and no meat or alcohol. There's like between 3000-4000 rules Potato will have to remember and actually follow! His mom spent her entire married life mysteriously in solitary confinement. #Yikes!

This seems like an unwise place to marry into. Potato could do better.

Lan Wangji See above except for the part where he doesn't even like Potato and only thinks about WWX all day.

Lan Qiren I am uncertain about Potato's investment in #HotDilfsInLocalArea but 3000-4000 rules and many of Zewu-jun's problems.

Jin Guangyao He's already married and he's never cheating on his incest marriage, and he has his ex's head in his bedroom closet. Also #Yikes. Potato could do better than this too.

Basically: Potato should either aim to marry Jiang Cheng or go to live as a hermit in the woods.

[doveywovy]

tobirama briefly tried wearing white clothes; unfortunately his use of his water dragon jutsu means they tended to get soaked. it was very frustrating trying to fight izuna to the death while the man blatantly had a staring contest with his nipples.

[lesbx]

i kind of can’t believe that during like one of the worst weeks of my life when things are just falling apart and beyond stressful and i’m like just. blehh. out of nowhere a cat basically drops from heaven and walks into my house and decided i’m hers now and is sleeping on my lap. shes a stray that showed up eating a pizza in my front yard not two days ago and has just already integrated herself fully

[doctorsiren]

My warmup got a little silly

Individual images :)

[badgerhuan]

I think a lot about the fact that Itonokogiri knew about Mitsurugi's seismophobia but didn't know what actually happened during DL6, just that that's the case where Mitsurugi lost his dad

and the fact that he said that Mitsurugi forbid him to look into DL6

and the fact that during the four years that they'd known each other, he connected the dots. figured out that the reason Mitsurugi has a fear of earthquakes, why he hates criminals, and why he became a prosecutor are all connected to that case. and yet. he never pried further, never looked into it. he knew as much as Mitsurugi would let him know and stopped there.

thinking a lot about the fact that Itonokogiri had access to the file room the entire time. he could've so easily gone in there with Naruhodou and Mayoi to look into the case as well. to finally learn what happened. but he didn't. he let them go in there by themselves. he didn't want to know. because Mitsurugi didn't want him to know.

thinking a lot about the fact that Mitsurugi and Itonokogiri have both described each other as someone they can trust to other people. and how it goes unsaid between them. because it doesn't need to be.

[bluestbadger]

one thing about ace attorney fanartists is that they will spend extra time rendering edgeworth’s ass to look as voluptuous as possible, and i think that’s pretty cool

[narcissistcookbook]

this is going to sound like a huge troll, but i swear this is the truth. i went through a couple of years where i thought i was a full on star wars fan, but it turns out i just really really liked the last jedi

[katherynefromphilly]

There was text beneath this photo in the article but really I didn’t need to read it because yes, these are the reasons.

[bifronse]

I feel like Pony is the type of person that genuinely forgets to stay in contact with people and doesn’t notice how long it’s been since they’ve talked. Obviously this is Darry’s worst nightmare when they live apart because Darry has an undiagnosed anxiety disorder. So it’s like

Darry: he hasn’t contacted me in two months. Oh god. Oh God. What if he’s hurt what if he got injured what if he did something stupid. What if he hates me. What if he hates me. It’s been two whole months this is bad he never THINKS

Ponyboy, in the middle of nowhere: really into mushroom foraging lately

[yu-melon]

Some kittails sketches for soul + funny kit jk in end (original meme down)

original (AND ITS ALSO FENNEC)