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how the flip do you have an animated banner

By uploading a gif as my banner

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Did You Know: Sweetgrape Dragon Frogs were bred to smell exactly when a grape was ripe?

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god i hate Sam mains. stop spamming your damage bomb and die to my dracula you fucking moron

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and the twist is that sam will still be more meta than beelzegrub because he will have received so many numbers buffs at that point in order to keep his kit contemporary with everything else that he’s by far the most devastating. but everyone that one tricks him will insist the devs hate him and beg for more buffs, and just in general have huge egos for dominating as such a simple character

playable character in a game at launch: As Sam, you can utilize exciting abilities such as Damage Bomb, Heal A Little Bit, and your devastating Ultimate: Shoot Your Gun Rly Good for a Moment. Bring your best to the battlefield and win the day!

character releases after like 2 or 3 years: Raise your accursed sword as Beelzegrub the Nightfallen, unleash hell with exciting abilities such as Mind Control Your Enemies, Become Immortal, Summon Skeleton Army (bombs) Summon Skeleton Army (guns) Summon Skeleton Army (healers), Summon Dracula, Resurrect Yourself, Resurrect Allies, Unleash Blinding Fog, Tactical Nuke, Summon Skeleton Army (bombs and guns), Expelliarmus, Nightmare Dash, Crypt Energy Blast. And your ultimate ability to summon a rectangular AOE that increases ally attack rate, movement speed and reduces cooldown timers with a spectral fox guardian. Bring your best to the battlefield and win the day!

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playable character in a game at launch: As Sam, you can utilize exciting abilities such as Damage Bomb, Heal A Little Bit, and your devastating Ultimate: Shoot Your Gun Rly Good for a Moment. Bring your best to the battlefield and win the day!

character releases after like 2 or 3 years: Raise your accursed sword as Beelzegrub the Nightfallen, unleash hell with exciting abilities such as Mind Control Your Enemies, Become Immortal, Summon Skeleton Army (bombs) Summon Skeleton Army (guns) Summon Skeleton Army (healers), Summon Dracula, Resurrect Yourself, Resurrect Allies, Unleash Blinding Fog, Tactical Nuke, Summon Skeleton Army (bombs and guns), Expelliarmus, Nightmare Dash, Crypt Energy Blast. And your ultimate ability to summon a rectangular AOE that increases ally attack rate, movement speed and reduces cooldown timers with a spectral fox guardian. Bring your best to the battlefield and win the day!

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tf comic #7 am i dreaming. did i get hit by a car today and im dead and this is the afterlife. what

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We can’t keep letting eddy burback just eat at a bunch of restaurants and keep calling it a video

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Did You Know: In Skyrim the hands of Flame Atronachs were designed to resemble vipers? The original concept art reveals this was originally intended to be even more explicit, with their hands having "teeth".

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@coronabeth THANK YOU FOR THE CARRRRRD even though it’s the cruelest thing ever the way i have to choose which darling faces out and which is buried away at any given time

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Penguin from RuneScape (29 March 2004 – 29 January 2007)

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Can we not victim blame

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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[northernlion reading chat] "hey NL if you started estrogen would you let your hair grow back or commit to still shaving it." [sighs and puts his hand on his chin] you people gotta-- you gotta come up with new material. you act like it's your first day seein' a bald man. [suddenly sounding actually for real angry] you come into MY chat like you own the place and make bald jokes thinking i haven't heard 'em before! you think you fell outta a coconut tree! [immediately calms down again] you're on notice, pal. i see your name around here again you're gettin' the audit. [spends several minutes focusing on the game and talking about the gameplay, then gets distracted during a puzzle] and JUST to be clear. IF i started estrogen... i mean yeah i'd probably shave my head. it's actually more groundbreaking for a woman to be bald these days. but you wouldn't catch a guy like me doing that because i'm comfortable with myself in a way the average twitch viewer is scared of. [starts backtracking in the game without realizing it] "you don't have to become a woman to take estrogen." i mean, yeah, you don't, but it's about principles you feel me? i'm tryin' to get my female viewership up, if they hear i'm taking estrogen but not even becoming a woman they'll feel disrespected. they won't want nothin' to do with me. [looks at chat for several seconds of silence] "progestuah estrogenize that thang." sure i'll plus two that.

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i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage

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haunting me