#bwahahahahah

[shipspainfulships]

Name a more iconic duo than a twink (Charles) and a redhead (Crystal)

[hannie-dul-set]

next one is a jungwon one. this idea has been in my head since the first of november god bless u anon.

[cum-villain]

being an adultress has cost me a group chat

[florbexter]

Okay I just have so many hilarious thoughts about the relationships in ALON. Just imagine Zhang Ping is Wang Yan’s little brother (doesn’t matter if adopted or biological) and Zhang Ping is still longing for Mu Yesheng.

Wang Yan: You know your older brother is one of the top detectives in this country! You can admire me!

Zhang Ping: Sure... *continues to lovingly look at scripts of Mu Yeshengs cases*

Wang Yan: ಥ_ಥ

[taikeero-gw2]

@lattef

PMing your AFK Sylvari friends like

[forest-posts-and-reblogs]

HA!

[alk3nnybansheez]

DoodleDump Friday: the amogus experience. angst warning, for it is truly heartbreaking.</3

[hannie-dul-set]

week 2 of my govt. internship and so far it's almost no different from my org work.

[notyouraryang0dd3ss]

looking at this now knowing he ghosted HER is making me hsjxhzjnajzjjnsmss

So. I'm black and I had discussions with a Swifties who are white.

And topic was the Matty Healy situation and how shitty it was of her to date him and if you think that was OK you don't support or care abt black ppl. And they were like that she only dated him for like a couple of weeks and that it's her business who she dates and that black ppl close to her never had a problem with it. And the fact that she broke up with him shows her great character.

Also some of them said that it was never confirmed. Like how does that matter?.She was seen with him. And for fucks sake that was on purpose. And wasn't she saying I love you to him on stage?

She was mouthing him ily from stage, she was publishing articles about how she has such a big crush on him and how their relationship isn’t platonic. And even after all the lashings she got for dating him her pr announced the breakup saying it wasn’t the backlash that made her breakup with him, it was just their tour schedule. They also added that Taylor doesn’t care about the public opinion on her relationships, she is enjoying her life and who knows they could come back together again....like do you realize how unapologetic and straight up pathetic this statement sound? So swifties saying Taylor is a good person for breaking up with Matty sounds like a terrible joke lol

AND OH HER TEAM ALSO WENT TO THE EXTENT OF DEFENDING MATTY HEALY SAYING "HE LIKES TO PROVOKE RESPONSES OUT OF PEOPLE" like isn’t that pathetic?

[susartwork]

What happens if you put three mentally unstable skeletons + their babysitter in the same room?

Exactly what is happening in the Roleplayed Timeline

@parniathedevil @ask-yandere-sci @another-underfellsans

[tlakative]

The Journal of Wizardry

The search for the secret of eldritch blast (1/2)

Written by ███████ ██ ██████████

I still remember the times, I was fresh out of the Academy of Arcane Arts or rather the Akademie Arkaner Künste since I studied in Germany to avoid student loans, I had graduated with a major in journalism and a minor in combat magic because instead of a long dissertation you could just win some fight, I was still young and knew nothing of the world, but I thought I knew everything, one thing that bugged me throughout all the one and a half lectures in combat magic I attended though was that only one spell seemed to matter, the only one I ever seemed to need if I mastered it, everything else was kind of irrelevant, every magic battle I ever engaged in, I won with it, Eldritch Blast a simple beam evaporating your opponent in an instant, any shield gets crushed, every reflector or trap ignored. I did not understand, why was this even a class then? In any case, when you're young and have neither authority nor money you can't worry about those things, I worked at numerous news agencies and slowly climbed to the top, now that I am a highly renowned investigative reporter, I can finally lift this mystery.

At first I attempted the easy way out, I read all literature I could find, I even hired an Eldritch translator to not go insane reading this much ancient tongue. Most trails went cold quickly, the most promising one suggested the ancient sources and the spirit force might connect to the Blast in multiple interlocked locations on certain rune areas called miasma pulsors that were one of the main techniques used in spell crafting before more sophisticated force binders were invented, this may lead to an accidental hyper-efficient purification-system, but modern spells have higher degrees of purification in them, which made this theory improbable. After a few days of feeble attempts, two translators gone mad, another one well on the way, I gave up, the knowledge I was seeking was not in books the public has access to, which is understandable considering the power of the ancient blast spell, if ██████ could just learn everything about the spell, riots would soon rise again in the civilised colonies of ████. So I had to consult other sources.

The University of Casters in ███ ████ let me consult their Ancient Libraries of Darkness (thank you very much Professor Feebleknot de Hyrmnal for your active support and keeping the gate-seals away even when it got hot and gooey ;) ) but even in this highly impressive collection of dark knowledge I found only breadcrumb trails that led nowhere, only a mention of an ancient spirit somewhere in Scotland seemed promising. Before I went there and risked wasting much time and effort, I wanted to take a step back and just ask one of the faculties professors of combat magic.

Yolschmirtz Ohh-Zk-EE-hein, told me he might know more about the topic and invited me into his home to talk, it was a cold rainy day, perfect for talking inside, as I entered his house, a cute cabin in the woods of █████, I was greeted by a cozy warmth, the walls, the same logs visible on the outside, decorated with many trinkets and knick-knacks I could have spent hours exploring, but I was here for a reason. Mr. Ohh-Zk-EE-hein or as he invited me to call him, Yollee, a short, nimble man with black hair and a friendly face contrasted by his numerous scars on the left side of his face, led my past a large wooden table bending under the weight of candles, books and other arcane instruments I had never seen before, to a fireplace in the conservatory on the other side of his house. Next to it, prepared were two camping chairs, a tiny glass table and two wooden cups of steaming tea, all on a white fluffy rug.

After we had settled down and I explained my question and previous attempts at answering it, he explained to me that it was obvious I wouldn't find anything with those methods. "It is clear you have little expertise in this field, ancient arts like the Eldritch Blast, however well documented they may appear to be, are not fully explainable through the medium of human speech, even less so in any human invented written form like the Eldritch Script or ancient tongue, at-least not by humans." "You could only get very surface level like this." I asked him how else I was supposed to finally understand this strange phenomenon that has plagued me since the very beginning of my career, at this point I did not even care about the article anymore, I simply wanted to know. After thinking for a long time, the rain playing it's steady beat on the round glass walls of the conservatory, he concluded: "Without years of training in all the combat, arcane, dark, and seal arts, this is impossible." The fact I even for a split second considered this idea shows my commitment to this, I obviously would not spend years training. And so but one idea remained, the ancient spirit in Scotland. ⬧

Part 2 soon, now: sleep

[deesi-academia]

A FUNNY POST OF MINE WAS REBLOGGED BY A THERAPIST WITH A TAG "MEMES TO SEND TO CLIENTS" I AM CRYING-

[fangswbenefits]

Told yall this was THE chapter

So…….. hi 👹 how are we doing after chapter 5, friends?

[imageingrunge]

I always find it hilarious when people get rejected n mocked by astarion in act 1 😭😭 like nauuur you’re trying to hard he’s just a saucy little guy ignore him n he’ll be all over u

[jils-things]

Here I was thinking Orpheus is kinda 👀 because of how you've drawn him, and then you go and drop that lore on us and I feel a bit awkward-- /lh

Also I'm pretty sure I had Orpheus recommended to me as an f/o at one point ... idk anything about the game, though.

AKJSDKADHASJKFSDHAJ HAHAHAH DONT WORRY i actually, unfortunately found myself thinking he looks ... nice. (IF ONE OF YOUGUYS ARE READING THIS IM JUST STATNG MY OPINION SHUSHS SHUSHSHUSH /LH) but i tried to fight it off because as lore stands he is JUST BLEH to me HAHAHA and me thinking he looks cute actually was the reason why i even made up this idea so dont feel bad :3

i think i know who's talking here despite it being on anon but i'm 100% sure he was recommended to you because he's a novelist who excels in writing horror and mystery. he also likes criminology :]

[capsensislagamoprh]

Because I am god damned shipping trash and you can't stop me, I started looking up things. When I saw this:

I had a hot moment of: BWAHAHAHAHAH! Then I was like: I wonder what the other names mean. The rabbit hole.

I found a twimbler by jikooksubunit that basically summed up to : Katsuki Yuuri means ‘student of a victor who benefits from courage’ and I think that is beautiful. And I was like: Fuck yeah.

Then I went further down, because fuck you, you can't stop me.

Yuri Plisetsky means (first name) farmer [unless he's Jewish, in which case it means Light of God] (last name) Influencer/Freedom Lover/Charisma. Which, I mean, humble origins, willing to suffer for what he wants, and damned if he's not an influencer with his own style and everyone wants a piece of him (for good or ill). Also a fucking demonic angel. So... yes.

And as you know, shipping trash don't do half. So I looked up Otabek Altin. We all know Altin means gold. What dose his first name mean, google? Fucking help me! So it did. It's actually an Uzbek name. It can be translated as "The Father of all Dukes" or “The Greatest Duke”. In middleage it was also a title for all the heirs coming from a certain lineage of Taimur. MY MIND FUCKING BLOWN.

Fucking ICE KING Winner-Winnerson

his Queen/King consort SIMPAI TAUGHT ME HOW TO KICK YOUR ASS

there feral ice child some times called princess to the determent of everyone with the sheer chutzpah to try it HO, I'M GONNA AND MAKE YOU PAY THE BILL RESPECT MY ETHEREAL, DAINTY, TOUGH AS NAILS ASS, YOU BASIC BITCH

and his BFF/prince charming : LITERALLY A FUCKING ROYAL BLOOD LINE MADE OF GAWD DAMNED GOLD, A.K.A. original 'Daddy of them All' (it's in the fucking name!), called a hero of his home country (rescue Yurio, on your modern day steed, daddy?). [Calmly exert your 'dad energy' in that 'you have awoken the beast' way that the wild cat some times needs?] Ether way, mah dudes. Ether way.

No wonder his ass can afford to ship that bike where ever he wants. Yurio is gonna get so damned spoiled. I love this fucking fandom.