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Name: Spamley
Debut: Ralph Breaks the Internet
Hey, remember the Ralph Breaks the Internet craze of 2018? What a time to be alive! Disney's film about What If The eBay Was A Place was an instant hit, due to the fact that everyone knows the Internet, and everyone wants to see a movie about it! You couldn't stop hearing about it! No wonder it won the Academy Award for best animated film! I think it beat out some movie about spiders, or something...?
Kids today might not remember, because 2018 was so long ago. They're too obsessed with their new age sexymen, like Raymond and the big balls Dwarf. But this movie wouldnt've been the cultural phenomenon it was without one character taking the world by storm: a certain J.P. Spamley!
The Internet fell in love with Spamley at first sight, flooding social media with memes and fan art about the loveable green prick. He rose to the highest ranks of the Tumblr Sex Man for a good while! You couldn't scroll for a few minutes without seeing his catchphrase, "Now's your chance to get rich playing video games!"
What kind of a megacorporation would Gisnep be if it didn't capitalize on Spamley's popularity? So they held a special Spamley Sweepstakes event on November 2019, allowing fans to donate money in honor of Spankley himself! All proceeds would go to Bob Iger and Baby Yoda, and if that's not wholesome, I don't know what is. Those who entered even had a chance of winning WILD prizes, like:
That's it that was the only prize
See him in theatres! This is what Disney told us all to do, and we listened! Little did we know they were doing this to hide a dark secret! If you buy the Blu-ray version of the movie, you can actually manipulate the Scene Select to watch the movie out of order and make some... strange things happen. You can look up a walkthrough online, but the gist of it is making Vanelope kill all the Disney Princesses. Especially Merida. And when you do, you unlock a weird alternate ending...
Spamley NEO is the secret true main antagonist of the film, and he wants to take over Oh My Disney to spread spam and advertisements! No! Not Oh My Disney! Please, for the love of God, NOT OH MY DISNEY!! You have to kill him. You have to destroy your Blu-ray copy of Ralph Breaks the Internet now. I hope you're proud of yourself.
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FUCK YOU, FUCK ME!
pairing: toji fushiguro x gn!reader (no anatomy described)
cw: pegging toji !!!! reader uses a strap, toji is hesitant but goes along with it and ends up LOVING it. anal (m!receiving), missionary and doggy, minor orgasm control, etc. kind of glorified anal so keep that in mind. MINORS DONT INTERACT ILL BITE
notes: this is a sponsored fic for @ficsforgaza, and im so so excited to finally be posting it!! (other wips available for sponsor here) go check out some other great creators on the blog too!! and this is my first time back writing in a bit so pls be kind :") divider by @/cafekitsune!
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“Toji, sweetheart, you need to relax.”
“Fuck- I’m fuckin’ trying,” your lover grunts, wincing and sucking in a sharp breath. “I’m not fuckin’ used to things inside’a me like you are.” You choose to ignore that last quip.
Only half a very well lubed finger deep into his tight ass, you figure this is going to be a long night, but you know it’ll be so, so, worth it - for both you and him.
The day you first proposed trying anal to Toji, he was all for it - excited even. Until he found out that you meant he’d be the one receiving, and his face immediately fell.
“No. Nope. Nothin’s goin’ up my shitter,” he had responded, making you roll your eyes and groan. You swore up and down that a prostate orgasm could be life changing for males, but he flat out refused for months. It wasn’t until your birthday when you promised him he didn’t have to buy you a gift if he agreed to try anal just once - and then he was all for it.
He was hesitant as the two of you scrolled through sex toy websites to search for the best possible strap and dildo for him. Pointing out ones you thought he might like only made his face contort in discomfort, haunted by the thought of something going inside his asshole. The list of “hard no’s” grew and grew the longer you searched: nothing longer than 6 inches, nothing girthier than a circumference of 5 inches, no skin colors because that felt too real, and no balls. Toji Fushiguro was a hard man to please.
Finally, finally, after months of convincing, hours of online shopping, and a few more days following the arrival of the package, did you have your lover laid out in front of you, legs spread and hole awaiting. It was the sweetest fucking sight in the world, and you were so grateful you maintained enough patience to get to this moment. Good things really do come to those who wait.
The harness was already strapped around your waist, painfully eager to attach the dildo and get to it, but of course there was ample prep required, especially for someone completely new to anal. Per your request, he had showered prior to you getting home from work and had tried to clean himself out a little bit, which you were very grateful for. Now you were tasked with stretching and prepping his hole. Your mouth watered at the thought of it.
Instructing him to lay on his back, for no other reason than you wanted to see his face, you press his thick, sinewy thighs apart and settle between them. You had done your best to create a gentle, relaxing environment in your shared bedroom, with the lights dimmed low, a few candles flickering on the shelf, and soft music playing from the TV. Yet still, the man was as tense as a clenched fist.
The goal was to get him a little worked up and wanting it, so you start with a little foreplay. Kissing him softly, you jerk him off slowly, getting him hard enough that he wants to cum. His hard cock lays neglected on his belly as he rests on his back, propped up against a horde of pillows, and you could honestly cum just at the sight of him. Toji is fucking beautiful.
But now it was finally time. After dousing your fingers in a thick, goopy layer of lube, you press the tip of your ring finger against his puckered hole, and he immediately flinches.
“Baby, I promise I won’t make this hurt, you have to breathe, though,” you plead, using your other hand to massage his thigh. “Here - take a deep breath with me.”
Motioning for him to follow, you suck in air, watching him closely. After rolling his eyes and deciding he’ll finally play along, he mimics you. The second he releases the breath he was holding, his body deflating, you take the chance and slip in your finger down to just the first knuckle.
He immediately gasps, furrowing his brows and grunting. “Hey! You fuckin’ tricked me!” he accuses, indignant as a little kid.
You chuckle in response. “It got it in, didn’t it?”
You stay like that for a bit, wriggling the tip of your finger purely just to start getting him used to the feeling of something inside him, watching his expressions closely.
“Does it feel good at all, babe?”
It takes Toji a moment to respond, clearly chewing on the idea in his brain. “It… it’s weird,” he finally says, pursing his lips. “It just feels strange - not… bad, though. Yet.”
“Good,” you nod. “Good. Just hang in there, and you’ll feel good soon, okay? Promise.”
He just grumbles before gripping his cock, fisting it a few times before you smack his hand away.
“Hey!” he gasps, jaw wide open. “It’s my dick!”
“No. I said no touching yourself yet,” you bite back. When he looks like he’s about to pitch a fit, you decide to throw in a “please, baby? For me?” and he backs down. Toji is nothing if not a sucker for you.
After warning him, you push your finger in to the second knuckle. He sucks in a sharp breath, but makes no protest - a good sign. Soon, you have your whole finger inside him, and he’s panting a bit.
“See, baby? I knew you could take it,” you smile softly.
“Whatever,” Toji grumbles, avoiding your gaze. He can deny it all he wants, but he can’t hide the fact that his dick twitched every time you pushed your finger in a little further. “Let’s hurry this up and get it over with.”
Your eyes go wide at that, but you nod. “Your wish is my command, sir,” you smirk.
And just like that, your whole pointer finger has bullied its way inside him.
“Fuck!” Toji coughs, lurching forward. “You can’t do that!”
“Oh, but I can,” you grin impishly. “Just lay back and let me work you open, okay?”
Now that you have two fingers inside him, you can actually make some headway. Squirting some more lube around his entrance, you start to very slowly fuck him with your fingers, pumping them in and out at a snail’s pace. Toji stays silent, still refusing to meet your gaze, but his cheeks are cherry red and he’s gripping the sheets with a tight fist.
The quiet music coming from the TV hums softly in the background, and you hope it’s relaxing him at least a little as you slowly spread your fingers apart, trying to scissor them open to loosen the muscles and stretch him out. Toji’s breath hitches when you spread them even past when his hole starts to resist, and you smirk. You guess he likes the feeling of being full just as much as you do.
Time passes painfully slowly while you work him open with your fingers, aching to finally get inside him. To finally fuck Toji in the way he deserves. Finally, you feel like he’s prepped enough to adequately take the strap. It might hurt a tiny bit, but what’s the harm in that?
“Okay, sweetheart,” you start as you fit the jet black dildo into the O-ring connected to the strap. “You okay on your back like this, or do you wanna take it from the back?”
His face burns bright red at the thought of you fucking him in doggy, so he just shakes his head. “ ‘m fine like this,” he mumbles, and you nod.
Once again settling between his thighs, you wrap a hand around his cock and pump it lazily, offering him a small smile.
“You look so pretty laid out like this for me, legs spread and ass spread so wide, ready to take my cock,” you muse, mind in overdrive.
“S-st-stop,” Toji squeaks out, biting his fist. He won’t admit it, he can’t admit it, he’ll die before admitting how much that turns him on. He can’t admit how his ass has started to ache for something to fill it back up again, even though you’re more than willing to oblige.
“Can’t, baby boy,” you frown, leaning in for a kiss. “Not when I finally have you like this.”
The brief kisses seem to relax the tense man just a bit, melting against your lips and kissing back hungrily. You could’ve sworn you caught a just fuck me already under his breath, but he’ll refuse it until his deathbed.
When you make eye contact with him and he nods, you press the well-lubed tip of the strap against his hole, watching with stars in your eyes as it resists, but still tries to spread open. A cough can be heard from near the headboard, but no protests so far. Soft whines fight to escape Toji’s throat as you push in each centimeter of the silicone cock, face burning hot and red. About halfway in, you pause, giving the man a moment to breathe and acclimatize to the intrusion inside him. He’s grateful for it too, huffing and groaning and squirming as he tries to find a more comfortable position, but there is none. Not when there’s something hard shoved up his ass. You just stay as patient as a saint, massaging his muscly thighs and running your hands up his torso, trying your best not to lean too far forward and inch any more of the cock inside him. As a treat, you give his throbbing, aching cock a few tugs with your spit coated palm, and he lets out a sigh.
One more moment of eye contact, and more nod, and you push your hips a little farther forward. Suddenly, Toji lurches forward again.
“Gah!!” he cries out, eyes wide and heaving. “What- what was that? What did you do?” The accusatory questions only make you laugh, leaning in to kiss him sweetly.
“Must be your sweet spot - your prostate,” you chuckle. “Here - let’s try again.”
Pulling out a few inches and thrusting in again has Toji sputtering and groaning all over again. You can’t help but break out into a wild smirk. This is exactly what you wanted. Not only for yourself, as a perfect view to marvel at and take in, but for him - Toji deserves this, deserves to feel good.
Leaning forward, hands braced on either side of his chest, you muster up all your strength and thrust hard. This time his head is falling back against the pillow as he cries out with a call of your name, too.
“It’s all the way inside, sweetheart,” you smile, marveling at how the silicone balls are pressed firm against his ass. “How do you feel?”
“G-good,” he nods, gulping. “Just- let’s just do this- please,” Toji chokes out.
This version of Toji, one so vulnerable and desperate, is one you’ve never seen before. Not even when he’s fucking you - he’ll get desperate to get his dick wet, sure, but this is… different. Sweeter. His dark, unruly hair is matted to his forehead with sweat, and his chest is heaving in anticipation. You simply have no choice than to give him exactly what he wants.
Inching your strap out to where the tip is almost dangling out of his hole, you thrust all the way back in, relishing in the way he once again moans. His reaction is so much sweeter than you could’ve imagined, and you simply can’t help the way you go fucking crazy. Your thrusts pick up speed, anchoring yourself by gripping the sheets hard as you erratically fuck your lover’s ass. The both of you are complete messes, groaning and whining and gasping almost theatrically, chasing a beautiful high.
“Harder,” Toji grunts, pulling you in by your cheeks for a messy kiss as his thick legs circle your waist. “Fuck! Fe-feels so fucking good, fuck, fuck fuck…” he blabbers, your face still in his tight grip. You couldn’t give less of a shit, just want to see him falling apart even more, so you give him exactly what he asks for.
Wet sounds of lube and skin on skin echo throughout the bedroom, mixed with the tunes of both your moaning and groaning. An ache is blossoming in your thigh muscles and you can feel yourself losing stamina but you refuse to give in just yet, using every ounce of your strength to piston your hips in and out of him. Toji can’t help but clench tight around your cock, you can feel it by the increased resistance, and you truly think you must have died and gone to heaven.
“Toji, sweetheart,” you call, trying to grab the man’s attention. “Get on your hands and knees for me, okay?”
For the first time likely ever, the man does as he’s asked with no protest. He hisses a bit as you slip all the way out of his tight heat, but scrambles to flip over and present his ass for you. There’s no way this is your Toji, not when he’s acting like this - but you decide you’ll allow yourself to indulge in this doppelganger, just for tonight.
Some adjustments to his stance are required, as he is taller than you, but you soon find a comfortable position so that your hips can be flush against his ass. His throbbing cock and balls hang heavy at this angle, dangling between his thighs, but he doesn’t seem to mind. At this angle, you have a much better view of his beautiful ass, using two hands to spread his cheeks apart and stare with a slack jaw at his abused hole, puffy and throbbing. It’s mind boggling that you were inside him. And will be again. With one languid thrust, you’re bottoming out again and pressing his face into the pillow, making him cry out.
This angle, while depriving you of your lover’s beautiful face, is much easier for your task. Having his ass presented for you like this makes fucking him a breeze - so you take, and take, and take, and take. Pump in and out of his tight, wet hole, both of your bodies trembling as you’re overcome with so much emotion and overstimulation. You feel like a bitch in heat with the way you’re rutting into him, bottoming out with almost every thrust.
“Fuck,” Toji spits. “I’m gonna fucking cum.”
Your eyes go wide at the realization. He’s going to cum? Just from getting fucked? Holy shit.
“Yeah, baby? Wanna cum? Feels so good getting fucked, huh?” you tease, continuing to fuck him hard and deep. “Want me to help you out, or so how long it takes for you to cum just from getting your ass fucked? Hm?” Your own words are lost on you, seemingly coming from a place of pure lust and not from your rational mind.
“Please help,” Toji chokes out. And he’s been so good, not touching his cock this entire time, taking your cock so well, that you decide to do as he asks.
Your pace slows down some as you wrap a hand around his aching, angry red cock, thumbing at the tip and using his tacky precum to lube up your hand some. It only takes one, two, three strokes before he’s gasping and spurting thick, hot ropes of cum onto the bed, whole body tensing as he cries out louder than you’ve ever heard before. He collapses onto the bed, and you take the message, pulling your strap out from his abused hole. No words come from his mouth, only heaves and gasps for air as he tries to come to terms with what just occurred. You don’t nag him at all, just flop down next to him and push his sweat-soaked hair out of his eyes.
“Did that feel good, baby? Hm?” you ask, smiling softly at him. That’s truly all you ever wanted. You truly couldn’t give much of a shit about your own desires and lust - all you ever, ever wanted in this world was for your lover to feel good.
Toji gulps. “....Yeah. Felt real good.” It’s obvious he’s exhausted, only moments from passing out. You can’t blame him.
“Did so, so good for me, sweetheart,” you coo, leaning in to give him a gentle kiss on the forehead. “Now get some rest. It’s hard getting fucked, isn’t it?” That makes him chuckle weakly.
“Fuck you,” he rasps, but he has a lopsided smile on his face. “Love you. Really. Thank you.”
Your heart soars and you smile widely. “Of course, sweetheart. Always. I love you. Now please get some rest so we can go for a second round.”
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hi !! if it's alright may i request svt with a fem/gn reader with massive tits? like just how would the boys react (nsf/w or sfw is upto you :D) to a reader with the big naturals, which if you do this request tysm!! :D
well well y'all will never see me again after this post, cuz am literally embarrassed asf!!! also me writing about something i don't have??makes me sad ;(
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Seungcheol: This man is a huge sucker for asses. Like he lives to bend you over and fuxk you deep. But little do people know, boobs are his secret weakness, and having someone with big naturals? You just know that he'll be using them as stress balls, pumping them like his life depends on it,everytime he's stressed from work; bury his face deep down into the pillows and fall asleep on his personal plushies.
Jeonghan: I somehow feel like he'll be more into smaller breasts, but that doesn't mean he won't be relishing your mounds to the max while his dick is buried deep inside of you. He is of the type to circle your clothed nipples with his slick fingers as you cook, only to end up enjoying the view of them all perked up as he eats his meal.
Joshua: He's such a softie when it comes to sucking the life out of your breasts. Like he would literally worship you while saying things like "I've never seen such full and gorgeous boobs angel. Ydk how badly I wait everyday to come back home and adore them". Also I feel like shua will have a slight mommy kink only when it comes to your breasts and doze off on your bosom like a child, if he's too tired and snore like an absolute baby.
Junhui: Another huge tease. But unlike jeonghan, he would be totally showy of how much he loves your big tits, cupping them at every chance he gets, buying you all white lacey lingerie with several slits, so that he can keep on getting a show of your bouncy cream pies all throughout the day, while brushing his cold fingers against the perked up buds every once in a while.
Soonyoung: I've got only one thing to say. He would literally run home to rub his sweaty face all over your bust, as soon as he finishes the group dance lessons; latching onto your nipples the whole time while you make his post practice smoothie.
Wonwoo: He would have you seated on his lap the entire time while he plays his silly little online games with his friends, squeezing your boobs for emotional support and twisting the stubs everytime he is even slightly close to losing ; earning low muffled moans from you that in turn act as his fuel to win.
Jihoon: This man is not at all that soft as he appears to be. He would have a separate space in his studio where he would tie you up with button vibrators on your nipples ; setting them to the highest speed as he creates his new masterpiece with your ecstatic moans as the bgm. After finishing his demo, he would come to your limp body drained from cumming multiple times, and roam his pale digits over the overly sensitive stumps while nurturing them with soft kisses.
Minghao: You're his biggest muse. He would call you anytime he feels artblocked; lathering the paint all over your breasts as he presses them onto the canvas to paint his brand new piece. What's a brush???!! He doesn't consider buying brushes and sponges for his art supply!! Why would he even, when he has your big milky tits for a sponge and the two perks as his brush.
Mingyu: HE IS SIMPLY OBSESSED WITH YOUR BOOBS. THAT'S IT!! Filling up your closet with blazers two sizes smaller than your bust, only so that he can see your breats pressed tightly against in each other in nothing but the long blazers, forming the most ravishing cleavage anyone has ever seen; as he takes you on a home dinner date and sucks onto his personal pacifier as the dessert later.
Seokmin: Would be pretty shy to admit how he loves the sight your boobs bouncing up and down as he fuxks the life out of you every night. It would literally take him an entire year worth courage to ask to play with your butter soft breasts,for the times he is out of you and once you agree, he would latch onto your skin like a slug.
Seungkwan: Again, a very coy boy, absolutely terrified of letting you know how crazy he is driven by your big pillows. Would love to peek at them while you take a shower, the droplets gracefully dripping down the bumps, wishing that it was his tongue slowly gliding down your nipples, instead.
Vernon: If you ask me, I feel like he would have a huge mommy kink. Pining to suck onto your milky teats everytime y'all go out, having you rush home early only to let your big baby play with his favorite toy, is a compulsory routine for him.
Dino: Don't even get me started on how much Chan loves the fact that his s/o has such big naturals. People would die to have such supple, juicy tits to feast onto every night and he gets it for free? A gift he would cherish his entire life. He might treat you like a whore in bed, but your boobs?Well, they're only his to worship and making sure he paints them red every night, is his biggest duty!!!
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OBEY ME headcannons ᯓᡣ𐭩.ᐟ
𑁍ࠬ ( this is not been proof read for spelling errors or mistakes ) 𝜗𝜚
ᯓ★ lucifer
— lucifer is definitely caring even if he doesn’t show it he very much enjoys the little things like making you an extra cup when he makes coffee
— he likes to spend time with mc just each other doing their own things
— lucifer also cares deeply about his family n friends even if his pride gets in the way of showing it
— lucifer enjoys suits n blazers as we can tell from the game but I also think he enjoys that jumpers / sweaters especially high necked ones and my point is also proven from cards from the game!
— as we know mammon is secretly his favourite brother but I think his second favourite would definitely be leviathan or beelzbub
— lucifer enjoys having mc all to himself his ego launches to the moon when mc decides to spend time with him rather then any of the other brothers
— lucifer barley gets any sleep but he doesn’t enjoy a lie in even when he gets the chance
ᯓ★ mammon
— mammon loves when you gift him stuff he’ll look after it forever n vise virsa he’ll buy you stuff that he knows you’ll love he is the sin of greed after all
— he absolutely adores being around you he’s very clingy like that watching tv? He’s right next to you getting a snack? He’s getting one too
— mammon loves being centre of your attention it makes him feel so special that you choose him due to his lack of social esteem of himself
— truley all that mammon wants is someone who respects him as an equal even his own brothers dont respect him let alone anyone else even tho he is the second strongest
— mammon enjoys talking to mc about his n their day as we can tell he thrives from social interaction
— after a long day mammon just loves sitting in mcs room n watching a movie which we can see happening a few times in the game
ᯓ★ leviathan
— leviathan loves playing games with you if you say yes once he’ll constantly ask you to play again
— leviathan has many online friends n community’s he’s apart of
— leviathan loves when people or mc compliment him bcs his self esteem is so low like mammons as we can tell from the game
— leviathan has such a soft side for mc even if mc doesn’t realise but he truly changes up around them
ᯓ★ satan
— satan immediately calms down around mc he’ll been screaming n shouting n suddenly mc will appear satan will still be angry but lower his tone n soften down
— as we know satan loves cats n wishes he had one in the past he’s owned a few cats but either beelzbub has tried to eat them or they’ve been scared off by lucifer
— Satan loves to read to calm himself down and settle his mind n thoughts he hates when people interrupt him
— satan absolutely hates cleaning his room as we can see from all the books laying around his room it’s just one of the things he never seems to put effort into
ᯓ★ asmodeus
— asmodeus loves doing mcs makeup and doing his brothers as well
— each week asmodeus sets a day typically Sundays where he sets the day to self care n himself
— he loves watching makeup tutorials or makeup videos he’s a big fan of trying to recreate them in his free time
— asmodeus loves shopping days with mc and often asks them to come with him
— asmodeus loves taking aesthetic pictures n posting them
ᯓ★ beelzbub
— beelzbub loves having dinner dates with mc
— beelzbub has won the devildom record for eating the most in every restaurant
— beelzbub enjoys spending most of his time with Belphegor ever since the death of his sister he feels clung to belphegor
— beelzbub is so soft n kind to mc n his brothers he is clearly one if not the softest out of the game
— beelzbub is a great hugger he is like a ball of warmth
ᯓ★ belphegor
— belphegor loves having nap times with mc he could sleep for hours as we already know but especially when he’s around mc he sleeps like a baby
— after the war when everyone first arrived at belphegor used to sleep his thoughts n ignore the memories of lilith and her passing
— when he was trapped in the attic he built up such anger from mc he had such a a hatred for mc due his him being locked away n his trauma with Lilith
— belphegor does feel so guilty toward mc for what he did but he pushes the feeling away
— belphegor is such a deep sleeper even a bomb couldn’t wake him up n even if it did he becomes very agitated when awoken from his sleep
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if you're too shy- send me a character and a scenario and I'll write a little baby blurb for it
Moniqueee can you do a little Christmas thing with Der🥺 I need some holiday fluff with this man but you can decide whatever Christmas related thing it is!!
SANTA'S HELPER | D.H.
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warnings: sourwolf appearance
You couldn't contain your smile, nearly skipping behind Derek as he carried the large box down the spiral staircase of the loft, already mentally preparing himself for a long day, a notion only proven when the next Christmas song started playing over the television music channel. Christmas wasn't exactly something the Hale family was all that big on, that or any other holidays for that matter, but you were very intent on changing that. You'd started off small, buying one of those fake Christmas trees online and setting it up in front of the window of the loft, buying some decorations in little bits until you could fill the box in Derek's hands and lights, so many Christmas lights.
"Where do you want it?" he asked with a raised brow, eyeing the large green plastic tree that was already shedding on his floor, but he'd have to be brave, Cora told him as much, told him how important this was for you, so who was he to be all grumpy about it. You pointed to the floor with a smile, squeezing his arm as you stilled next to him.
"Do you want to help or just watch?" you were careful in your question but he could sense the hopefulness, sense how you were trying to hide how eager you were to do this with him, it was your first holiday as a couple, first time doing something so grossly domestic. It was starting to feel infectious, he wanted to make you happy, and that much was a given, but he could also feel himself getting a little eager as well, eager to see the finished product, eager to do it with you.
"Think I'll help," he stated and was already bending down to open the box, using a claw to cut open the tape you'd used to keep out dust. "Make sure you do it right," he teased and you simply giggled, happy that he was starting to give in, you settled down on the floor, crossing your legs to begin sorting through everything. The two of you fell into a silent routine, sorting the decorations by color and then shape and then attempting to pull the lights apart, despite being brand new they'd already formed a big knotted mess. It wasn't long before you were adding the lights and tinsel, finally happy with how you'd positioned everything, maybe a little too structured for a Christmas tree but there was hardly any rules for this type of thing.
"What do you think?" you were fiddling with your fingers, swaying from your toes to your heels, waiting for him to say something.
"Think it's very us," he noted and didn't even hover before trying to snake his arm around your waist surprised when you jumped out of reach. You stole a quick kiss before picking up a ball of lights and placing it in his hands.
"Do you want to put these on the window while I go grab something upstairs?" Derek looked down to the lights with a raised brow, looking back to find you biting back a smile. "I'll be quick."
"What are you up to, trouble?" he demanded lightly, not fooled at all as you giggled lightly.
"Just put up the lights, Der," you gave him a quick look before skipping upstairs, the werewolf was extremely confused and even more curious but did as he was told, he'd made it halfway through when he heard you paddling towards him. Perched up on a chair he turned around to look at you, one hand against the glass as he leaned back to look at you. You were hiding something behind your back, that same guilty smile on your lips as he took you in.
"Whatcha got there?" he asked, sliding down to take a seat on the chair.
"A little surprise," you admitted, bringing the box from behind you, a little red velvet box with a ribbon far too big dangling from the top, your steps were big as you walked towards him, holding it out for him to take. He couldn't help but smirk, finding your extremely curious behavior very much adorable, careful fingers opening the lid, and moving away the tissue paper until he scoffed lightly.
"Now I wonder who this could be?" he smirked, the little trinket dangling between his large fingers, it was quite self-explanatory really, a black wolf wearing a Santa hat, well it could only really be him, couldn't it. "You want to do the honors?" he was already standing up, already taking your hand and leading you to the tree, smiling with hands firmly planted on your shoulders as he watched you hang it right next to the little reindeer he'd very fittingly assigned as your lookalike.
"Perfect," you declared, leaning back against him as you looked over what you'd created together.
"I think so too," he agreed, a small kiss placed on the back of your head. "Very us."
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15 Questions for 15 Mutuals
Thank youu @florenceafternoon for the tag <<33
1. Are you named after anyone? I'm not actually sure where my name came from, just that it's French (Chelle is a nickname) and I've got some french heritage like 200 years back or something, but my middle name is my grandmother's name.
2. When was the last time you cried? Like two hours ago rewatching the twilight series (Seth's not-death will always make me so sad) - or my last proper cry was yesterday watching Space Babies (Thanks RTD)
3. Do you have kids? HA No.
4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Yes, but not so much online, I find I'm way more sweet and flowery on here.
5. What sports do you play/have you played? Netball for nearly 10 years, tee-ball when I was a kid, and I played futsal for a spell when I was in year 5
6. What’s the first thing you notice about other people? Their teeth (it's terrible I hate it) and how they engage in conversation - if they cut others off or ask questions etc.
7. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings all the way, I love a good brain off viewing and a cry.
8. Any special talents? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can do weird bodily things that alot of people are supposed to not be able to like unfocusing my eyes and thunder ears, hyperextending my thumbs etc etc.
9. Where were you born? About 4ks from where I currently live (which is sad to think about if you ask me)
10. What are your hobbies? Knitting, crocheting, yapping, thinking about writing, buying books I will likely not read.
11. Do you have any pets? I've recently adopted a stray and her kittens (only 1 left bc I've rehomed the other 2 this week) and she has another litter on the way. (If anyone wants a cat HMU)
12. All-time favourite piece of media? I am just a simple woman - Pride and Prejudice 2005
13. Fave subject in school? Legal studies - it's like listening to a true crime podcast but you're talking to other people instead of yourself.
14. Dream job? Trophy wife? Deity? No job at all? Or at least anything where I'm not on my feet 40 hours a week talking to the most ignorant people in Sydney and worrying about being assaulted by teenage girls lmao
15. Eye colour? My best friend once described it as hazel that turns more green in the sun, with specs of gold and honey through and honestly at that moment I wondered if he had been reading James Potter fanfiction bc how many times have we all read that description?
Tagging @apalapucian @annabtg @nena-96 @starlingflight @petals2fish @emeralddoeadeer @charmsandtealeaves @jfleamont
And open tag bc while I do have 15 mutuals that is A LOT of tagging babes x
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If you want, answer or try to answer to the following questions, please.
1) Is there anyone who knows that you wear/ like/buy diapers?
2) Has anyone accidentally ever seen you wearing diapers (with nothing else covering them) in a locker rooom, in a public toilet, airport check-in, during a medical visit or anywhere else? If yes, how did he react to this?
3) Has anyone accidentally ever been able to notice you wearing your diapers under your clothes? If yes, what has the reaction been?
4) What are your favourite diapers?
5) Ever worn diapers 24/7?
6) Do you like straitjackets, gags, and adult diapers together?
7) Have you ever been seen while buying adult diapers in a shop? If yes what has been the reaction? Furthermore, how has the cashier reacted?
8) Have you ever bought diapers using internet?
9) Has there ever been anyone who has joked about you wearing diapers? Has there ever been anyone who has made fun of you because you wear diapers?
10) Have you ever been humiliated for you wearing/liking/buying diapers?
11) Have you ever tried reusable/cloth adult diapers? If yes, how are they?
12) When did you wear your first adult diaper? What did you feel?
13) How has being ABDL influenced your social and love relations?
14) How many diaper lovers/ABDL do you know, both online and where you live?
15)Are you more AB or DL?
16) Why do you like/love diapers?
17) Have you ever seen anyone wearing diapers, in a public space (with nothing else covering them)?
18) Have you ever been able to notice anyone wearing diapers under clothes?
19) Have you ever seen anyone while buying adult diapers in a shop?
20) Have you ever worn diapers at job?
1: yes, 3 people know I like diapers. My current girlfriend, my ex girlfriend, and my therapist lol. Couples sex therapist to be specific. Other than that, I have one ABDL friend, my baby bestie @daddysbaby4eva, who knows who I am. And then anyone that my ex may have told I guess lol.
2: no, I haven't worked up the courage to leave the home diapered yet
3: I did wear a pullup once under my clothes in college just to step outside of my dorm room to go to the drinking fountain. I could hear people nearby but I didn't actually see anyone so no one saw me. But it was exhilarating. I also have worn a full diaper under clothes just outside of my house to refill the the bird and squirrel food and a beautiful college girl walked by and looked at me. I don't know if she noticed any bulk or anything though, but I like to think she maybe did
4: My favorite diapers are TryAgains by PretendAgain. I made a post when I first tried them. They make me feel so baby and the color reminds me of pampers. I swear they even have a baby diaper smell like no other abdl diaper has before. My next favorites are Comfy Cubz, Little Kings, and Animooz!! I love cloth backed hehe.
5: I have not gone 24/7 but I do like to wear for a day or two straight when I am home alone and off for the weekend. Usually go through 3 or 4 nappies. I don't do #2 in diapers though so I kinda cheat there. Never tried and don't really think I want to. Just too icky.
6: I've never tried straightjackets, but I like ball gags and diapers sometimes. And I think posts with girls in straight jackets, diapers and gagged are hot :) Love to try it all someday
7: I now order my diapers in the mail but when I used to buy pull ups at stores such as goodnites it was always a rush. I mostly used self checkout and hid the diapers in lots of bags and under stuff but I always felt people were looking and thinking I wear diapers. One younger lady cashier gave me a wierd and almost grinning look once but didn't say anything.
8: lol yes all the time
9: no
10: no, but in a sexual setting or with a dominatrix/mommy I wouldn't mind trying ;)
11: No. It sounds kinda gross honestly. I'd maybe be down to trying it once but I'm not too eager rn. I've played around with a white bath towel before I had actual diapers and kinda wrapped it around me like a nappy but never used it or anything. Just playing around.
12: It was a few years ago when I moved out of my college dorm and into an apartment with some roommates. I don't remember specifically which one was my first but i bought a rearz sample pack. My girlfriend was willing to try it with me then and she actually diapered me while I lay on the bed. It was the best feeling ever when she brought the front down onto me to tape up. UUUGGGHHHH
13: ABDL hasn't influenced my social relations at all because I keep it private so none of my real life friends nor my family know I'm into it. But its greatly influenced my love life. My ex girlfriend took to it quite well and we had many great times playing and exploring abdl back in high school. Just with Goodnites. We both wore together, she was mommy sometimes or we were both baby but mainly we just both wore diapers and were just happy and played and were sexually active in them. My current girlfriend, however, was willing to try it and we had some great times together both in pull ups and abdl diapers, but she decided it ultimately made her uncomfortable and I now keep my abdl life separate from her. She is aware and even suggested I look online for abdl companionship, but she doesn't want anything to do with it. That being said, we do have a ddlg relationship that has aspects of abdl and littlespace for her and we are exploring and developing that.
14: I only know one abdl/diaper lover on a personal level and that's my baby bestie @daddysbaby4eva. There's a few others I've chatted with on fetlife or here on tumblr but the conversations always fizzled out. There's also one person I met on fetlife who lives 30 min from me that likes diapers and being little sometimes, but we also don't talk too often.
15: I would say I am primarily a diaper lover as I just LOVE diapers and wearing them as well as seeing them on people I'm attracted to. Huge turn on. That being said, I very much enjoy littlespace, sexually and also not, and I have been exploring that more in the last few years.
16: I have always loved diapers as long as I can remember. I never wanted to potty train and was in diapers until I was 4. I remember in kindergarten, someone wheeled in a cart of different supplies for some reason and there were diapers on the cart and I felt something in my gut and just craved and wanted them so badly but didn't know why or what it meant. Then as I found the internet and sex I googled "girls in diapers" one day and I've been obsessed ever since. Found the abdl community, found my fetish/kink, and been exploring ever since. I think I love diapers because they are taboo, they are comforting, they are cute and safe and cuddly, and they just bring me pure joy.
17: I have never seen someone wearing just diapers in a public space. I've only ever seen two adults in person wear diapers and they are my ex girlfriend and current girlfriend. I'd love to go to abdl conventions and stores at some point though, such as CapCon and Tykables. I also might try professional dominatrix such as Chicago Illusions.
18: I have not noticed anyone
19: I have not
20: I have not and would not as I keep my personal and professional lives separate from my kink life. But hey, nothing wrong with having a fantasy or two ;)
This was really fun to answer these questions. Please keep em coming!! Thankies!!!
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Hoyofam at home – brainrot headcannons
ZZZ
a baby
is currently being potty trained
Likes to help with the more pleasant chores
Starting to grow silver/gray hair like wise
Hogs the big screen tv and forces everyone to watch starlight knight with them.
T O Y G U N S
NOT an ipad kid,, more of a tv kid since they like watching movies sm
The coolest kid's room you will ever see. there are a lot of toys and plushies
Diaper only type kid at home
L O U D
Has a robot nanny that’s just kinda there cuz SR thought it’d be cool
an entire crew dedicated to clean up after him
Spends a lot of time with their siblings, often getting to play with new products
Makes a huge mess when eating
Has its own art studio, fridge-worthy pieces of art
DO NOT let into your room if you have action figures/plushies.
Very fascinated by computer stuff.
When they grow up they’re going to be the designated tech guy of the fam.
Themis:
Prettiest room
The largest closet and bathroom
Has both a work desk and a vanity.
Has those curtain thingys on her bed [princess bed]
Very colorful but it’s mostly pink and white
Has a couple of shrubs
Make up and skincare galore
Likes baking and the kitchen always smells good
Softest bed ever
Has a seating area by her window, like sofia the first’s
Likes to go shopping with Hi3
Reuses luxury packaging like reusable plastic bags.
Often uses said packaging as trash bags
Sleeps like aurora [perfect hair, perfume, back flat on the bed]
Likes to put food and cleaning products into their own cute containers [she’s just that girl]
Hi3:
Room’s a bit messy
Wears glasses at home [like the thick framed red ones]
Grandma fit [Bestidas with the fuzzy slippers]
Eats ALLAT
The gym is her sanctuary
Can lift the most weights out of everyone
Zero percent brain cells when at home
She works out in her bestidas lolol
“Don’t talk to me before I have my coffee:p” Ahhss…
I like to think that she’s supposed to be retired but she keeps getting called to the office
Spends her days relaxing [cuz god knows kiana needs rest and so does hi3]
Has motivational quotes framed and hung in the hallways, themis always takes them down.
Second biggest closet
Spends a lot of time at her workshop designing mech suits as she pleases without the company filling down her creativity
Takes zzz to go visit the others at work
Long list of things she wants to do during retirement
Def doing a lot of “childish” activities [like lazer tag, bouncy castle, go karts, ball pits] because she felt like she lost a huge chunk of her childhood working. And when she got a bit of free time to have more fun she had to take care of genshin and themis.
Hangs out at the pool almost every day.
At home spa
Has this soap opera that she watches at 3 pm every day and ZZZ joins her.
HSR:
GAMER room
Has all the games you can think of [arcade, pc, playstation, mobile, you get it]
Mixes gamer food together…
Regularly makes battery acid
Doritos every where
His bed is levitated and under his bed is like a treasure trove of game stuff [merch,tapes,disks]
Doesn’t let housekeeping in, scared that something might break or get deleted.
Room STANK and STICKY
his closet includes multiple copies of the same thing, aside from meme shirts that he occasionally buys online somewhere.
Spends a lot of the money he earns on online games
Wears graphic themed video game underwear
Has a claw machine in his room that he can’t get prizes off of.
Games all night and complains about how he’s too tired to go to work
His shower is DRY
I like to think that even if he doesn’t shower often, he’ll still brush his teeth
Naps immediately when he gets home and repeats the entire thing, learning absolutely nothing.
Actually enjoys his job but there’s only so much energy drinks in the world for him
Likes designing new characters and kits
Absolutely loves his fanbase
Genshin:
Often gets to work earlier than everyone else
But if he feels like going with his siblings he’ll impatiently wait for them and yell n stuff
Doesn’t drink coffee believe it or not [only monsters can go to work at 5 am without having any caffeine and I think this fits him very much
Sometimes goes out for dinner alone when he’s planning on working extra time at the office
The best cook out of all the siblings. [things that genshin just does the best]
Doesn’t cook often but if someone asks him to make something he’ll get it right on his first try 80% of the time
Has a pet horse
Almost never at home
Business trips abroad often
Seeing him in regular casual clothes is like seeing a unicorn.
Probably has a skin condition where if he’s touching cheap fabric he’ll have skin rashes
Handles and prepares live sea creatures for dinner way too casually.
Once killed a live chicken that was running around the house by throwing a skewer through its head
Doesn’t like cleaning and will have the help pick up after him… he’s just snobby like that
No social life outside of work and business related matters
ZERO friends
Ig PJR is kind of a friend but they’re more so rivals
Every day is bring ZZZ to work day.
Sends ZZZ back home whenever they start getting sleepy
Works at the hoyoverse building, same with Themis and SR and whenever he finishes early he’d go hangout with them a bit
Doesn’t work out but does a lot of outdoor activities
Wishes he has more of an outdoorsy job
Regular movie nights and family vacations together
Always spend time with each other on weekends, all of them. Hi3 says that there will be zero working on weekends. But even when he’s not working he’s still wearing suits. [Genshin breaks this rule a lot]
Closet filled with suits!!!
Owns way too many watches that he never uses to tell the time
Fancy tie clip collection
The shoes are DAPPER
His perfume collection makes me jealous
God I hate this jerk sm
Never uses his phone to look at social media [he never listens to his fan’s opinions…]
#hoyofam#genshin impact#honkai impact 3rd#honkai star rail#tears of themis#zenless zone zero#hoyoverse
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Autistic April Day 17: Disability support I have received.
Most Thursdays I have a support worker who comes and takes me on an outing. I usually like to go to the opshops with her. Opshops are fun to look at and sometimes I find cool things to buy in them.
My support worker knows where to park so I can get into each opshop without getting frightened with my agoraphobia. Sometimes I feel the need to run from her car too the opshop but she is very understanding with this.
After opshopping we Sometimes go to the library. I like to borrow books from the library or print things out on the computer like knitting patterns I find online.
It can be a bit changing getting into the libairy because the car park is around the back and the back door needs a libairian to open it up. I can't walk around to the front of the library because it makes me feel awful with my agoraphobia. So I stand near my support workers car which is my safe place in the car park while my support worker rings the doorbell and the librarian opens the door. When I see the door is open I run into the library where I feel safe. As I have a hidden disability and the sunflower lanyard isn't very well recognised yet in Australia yet the librarians can have trouble understanding what's going on but when we explain it to them they seem to understand. I hope in the future more people in Australia will recognise the sunflower lanyard.
We also go and have lunch at the pub and play pool on the pool table. I like playing pool. Sometimes I win and sometimes my support worker wins. Sometimes one of us sinks the 8 ball. I like Thursdays it's good to go out and do things with my support worker.
Image Descriptions:
1: Peanut is a 2005 baby furby with nude coloured fur. On her head is a tuft of light pink fur and on her tummy is a pink circle. She has two stubby short legs with nude coloured fur on them. Her feet are neutral colour like her eyelids. She has black eyelashes. She is wearing a hair tie in her hair that is round with white fabric with dark blue flowers on it. It has a dark blue button in the middle. Her nappy is white with dark blue flowers on it and is done up with a safety pin. Peanut is looking at a book. The book has a picture of a firetruck from a side view. The background behind the firetruck is dark green. There is black text above the fire truck that says "fire truck". On the other page there is a picture of a dump truck. There is a blue background behind the dump truck and "dump truck" is written above the dump truck in black text. There is a caption that says "Peanut at the Library".
2:There are a list of prompts for each day of the month for Autistic April. The top and bottom of the image is light purple and the middle part of the image is white with black text on it. The black text says "Autistic April 2024 Prompts: 1: Special interests 2: How you found out you were Autistic 3: your favourite stim 4: alternative forms of communication 5: your favourite fidget toys 6: textures you hate 7: safe foods 8: other disabilities you have 9: LBGTQI+ 10: childhood special interests11: comfort items 12: your favourite Autistic celebrities or characters13: unmasking 14: sensory aids 15: misdiagnosis 16: Autism friendly places 17: Disability support you have received 18: animals 19: favourite thing about being Autistic 20: echolalia 21: idenity first or Person first language 22: the spoon theory 23: colours that represent Autism (not blue) 24: Autistic owned small businesses 25: meltdowns and/or shutdowns 26: Your clothing prefences 27: Self care 28: Relatable Autism memes 29: Accessibility 30: routines" There is an infinity symbol that is half red and half gold on the top right corner of the white section. End Descriptions.
#actuallyautistic#autistic#autism#autismacceptance#agoraphobia#actually agoraphobic#agoraphobiaawareness#furby#allfurby#panic disorder#autism acceptance month#autisticapril
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I'm looking for some long term friendships :) not sure if anyone is gonna read this but might as well give it a try!
I'm not sure how to start describing myself, I'm not great with words but I'll try my best.
(I'm so sorry for the extremely long post ahead!)
I think some of my most defining characteristics are that I'm very shy, awkward, "weird" and "different" or at the very least I feel weird, different and often misunderstood.
I'm unfortunately not very smart, I'd say I'm down right stupid lol
I am very ignorant about many things in life, I'd say I'm somewhat innocent and naive. I still don't understand my purpose in life and I haven't found a reason to be alive either.
I sometimes say things that offend people or I say things that are wrong. Sometimes I don't completely understand what I do wrong but I don't do it on purpose and I try to improve to the best of my abilities.
I don't go out often at all. Whenever I do go out it's only to buy groceries and such but I don't enjoy it, I much rather be at home, in my room most specifically, which is my favorite place in the world.
I don't have any IRL friends but I do have a handful of online friends, I'm not particularly close to any of them tho.
I enjoy many things like sculpting for instance! I do digital sculpting for fun. I'm pretty bad at it but I try my best. There are many things I'd like to create and I hope to make those things a reality in the near future!
I like to watch anime! my favorites change from time to time but I really like Jujutsu Kaisen, My Hero Academia, Dragon Ball, Demon Slayer, Ancient Magus Bride (I really love this show!) among many others!
I like to collect action figures, I really like masks, I love movies and I love talk about them and analyze them, I like all kinds of music, I don't really have any artists that I like in particular other than David Bowie and I'm always happy and open to new suggestions!
I like to scroll through TikTok and to watch long essay style videos on YouTube about random topics, I love video games!! I don't play too many modern games, I mostly prefer older stuff, like, ps2 era games, particularly survival horror stuff. I also really like very old platform games and side scrollers but I'd be open to play anything and I'd love to try co op games since I never played anything online with anyone and it looks super fun and I'd love to try it!! playing Stardew Valley with a friend is a dream of mine lol
I adore animals!! I have cats and dogs and a chicken and they're my babies and my world!
I think it's important to mention some of the things I don't like too. I don't like cruelty or mean spirited people, I hate big companies, billionaires, politicians and other people in positions of power that use their money and power to affect people, animals, or the environment for their own gain. I don't like injustices, I hate racists, homophobic people, transphobic people, sexists, and all kinds of discrimination in general. I hate bugs!! I'm deadly afraid of them 😖 I really dislike conflict and arguments, I believe we can disagree and have discussions as long as we're calm and civilized about it and as long as we have respect for each other and try our best to understand the other person's point of view.
lastly I'd like to mention some of my defects and shortcomings.
I'm extremely anxious, I'm always very nervous about one thing or another, I'm also extremely weak of mind, I tend to react with my feelings a lot and I'm often very emotional. I can be very selfish at times, I have an awful tendency to get bored of things quickly and sometimes I also get bored of conversations and people. I think I'm immature. I can be extremely lazy, I struggle a lot with doing basic things like cleaning or cooking. when I'm anxious or afraid I can get paralyzed with fear and stay in bed all day doing nothing feeling awful about it. As I mentioned before sometimes I can say bad things without realizing. I'm very dumb and ignorant so I promise I don't mean anything bad I say and I'm trying to improve! I am extremely annoying. I'm very loud and I think I scream a lot. I don't really understand what constitutes screaming exactly but I think I often raise my voice a lot and especially when I'm excited I can't control myself very well. I'm very afraid of life and I don't understand how the "real world" works exactly. I'm really bad at small talk and I think I'm really bad at speaking in general. i digress a lot. I have the bad habit of not replying too fast, sometimes I'll even wait for weeks or even months, I think it's one of my biggest problems when it comes to keep in touch with people, sometimes it's simply because I don't have the energy, other times it's because I'm not sure about how to continue a conversation. Not sure if this is a defect necessarily but I also never send the first message, I just hate to be annoying. I'm full of defects in general, and I do believe I'm a bad person. I try to improve and I try my best but if I'm bad for you in any way or a burden I promise to stop talking to you and not bother you!
I have many other defects but I think those are the main ones I can remember at the moment.
Finally what I'm looking for is a real connection with someone, a person I can talk to, have fun with, watch stuff with and play games together and such! just be able to share our days and even be able to help each other and be there when we need each other. I know I'm a mess of a human being and I may never find the connection I'm looking for but I'd like to give it a try cause you never know :)
one actual last thing I'd like to say is that at the moment I'm going through the hardest time in my life and that my craving for friendship may be the result of me not wanting to be alone during this time and I may be trying to use people as distraction for what's happening but lately I really been craving the company of a real friend.
I have Instagram, discord and twitter as social media if it's more comfortable to talk there. I also think I prefer audio messages, it's easier for me to send audio notes rather than to type cause I type a lot 😅 thank you very much to anyone that has taken the time to read my extremely long post and considers messaging me!!
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Honkers!!!
Pretzel again!🥨🤡 Just been living my life thinking of you and how fucking sexy you're getting love! ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Been following your advice and giving my plushies plenty of attention these past couple days and I gotta say the new greasy burger joint smell my flat took on these past couple days has been great! Having your body produce its own food is super convenient too I practically don't have to shop for food anymore! Well, unless if I wanna spread my mayo on some other salty snack heheheheheheh! Hyuck that reminds me my feet haven't been the only thing that have grown! My new diet is super good and yummy but I've been packing on some extra weight because of it! A big pot belly! Look good on me to be honest, feels like I was always meant to be a greasy gassy lard hog, y'know?
I finally found a use for my dumb buckteeth! 🤪 they're bottle openers durrr! I shoulda guessed!
Anyways I figured for Christmas I'd treat myself a bit and got a nice mani/pedi (my hands with my colors, and my toes with yours!), and you'll never guess who I ran into! A real Christmas miracle! My old friend toe cleavage! Now as tempted as I was to jump her right there and thank her for all the progress she's helped me make as a clown I did my best to keep my sausage at bay and chat it up with her. Proper girl talk you know? Even if I think she was a bit freaked out by the fact that my feet could cover her entire face hyuck! 😳
Well anyway, as luck would have it, she's actually looking for a new therapist. So I figured I'd give her your information! If you get a call from her and she schedules an appointment, you know what to do, "Honey toes"! Up to you if you wanna send her back after she's done cooking. I wouldn't want my Queen to think I'm selfish!
That's all from me for now, but don't worry I didn't forget about that trade offer of yours! I'm thinking of buying a proper camera and put the video of me going down on my feet up online so all the pervs out there can really enjoy my brand of foot worship heheehhe hyuck! It'll be my gift to our amazing community!
Pretzel out, keep up the good work Hannah ✌️😘
Merry Christmas!
Lol Pretzel you nasty girl, living off a diet of mayonnaise and soda pop. When your makeup comes in you’re going to have a bunch of red dots on your face to act as clown acne, you greasy freak!
Good girl playing with your plushies like I told you! Mmmm your greasy babies have got to be taking after their mama by now. Isn’t that right? Their fur is getting ratty and knotted, crusty with your stinky cum. I bet your cum has been bleaching them, their fur turning white over time, while their noses inflate into big red balls for you to honk. Their faces have changed too I bet. They’ve all got big stupid Buck teeth now, just like their mama. But that’s not what I’m talking about, is it? No, but you know what I mean. Their faces look more…. Perverted now don’t they? Some are making Ahegao faces, others are just leering, watching you fuck and molest their furry friends with obvious glee. They’ve gotten bigger, haven’t they? You’re not the only one living on a diet of your cum. With how much they’ve absorbed they’ve been getting fat, getting little teddy beer bellies, big bunny titties, phat fox phannies! They just look so weird and freakish now, not like cute little stuffies at all huh? That’s because they’re sex toys, you in all your cartoonish perversion turned them into sex toys. Each of them is strapped with a colorful rubber clowny cock, or a slick greasy pussy. Lately your idea of playing with your stuffies has been riding a thick plastic bunny cock with your ass pussy, farting on him with every drop, while you plunge a slutty little piggy doll down on your weiner. It’s perfect for you! A gassy hog like Pretzel would have a big gross collection of perverted sex plushies wouldn’t she? Maybe the cute trans girl she used to be, whatever her name was would have cute sweet little stuffies, but not our Pretzel!
I bet your pot is sooooo cute! Why are you so perfect? I didn’t even think that you’d be blowing up too, how cute! Deep belly button? Fun to tongue? What’s it taste like? Can I bury my nose in it and just get lost in the smell?
And silly Pretzel your Buck teeth always had a purpose! They made sure that no one took you seriously, or thought of you as a real person! But the can opener trick is cute too!
Mani pedi you go girl! Treat yourself! I love that you have both our colors it’s like we’re married! 🥹 plus anyone who sees my colors in your yummy clown fleet will know instantly who you belong to! 👸 I think all my loyal clowny subjects should do the same and give praise to Pretzel for allowing them to show their devotion to me!
I don’t know how you were able to sit through an entire pedicure without without just losing your mind! I’m just imagining these poor Asian ladies trying to paint your big clowny toe tails while you’re sitting there in the chair chuckling your head off while your big girl cock is flinging strings of mayoie cum everywhere.
Even if you were able to keep yourself in control I don’t know how they managed to stop themselves from putting those delicious salty pretzel bites you call toes into their mouth. Mmm just being so close to that warm bready smell must have been soooooooooo tempting for them! Hoooooonk!
BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS!
Because!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
HOT TOE CLEAVAGE!
As in:
As in
I got you girl don’t even sweat it!
I don’t even know why she needs a therapist, but I know becoming a fart sniffing clown is the treatment! Hyuck! Trust me guys! I got the degree!
Studies show becoming Pretzel’s devoted clown slave significantly increase a person’s happiness!
Gosh, I just don’t know how I’m going to stop myself from fucking her the moment she comes into my office! I mean you’ve just been teasing me and bragging about those hot pictures you have of her I feel like when i finally see them I’ll go nuts! I mean her toes, they pretty much single handily perverted you! I won’t stand a chance! 😱 Hehehehe!
What kind of girlie should we make for Pretzel guys?!?! Definitely going to give her a big pink beehive hairdo and her hair will become cotton candy! Then she could man your pervy little snack stand with you!
Do you want her fat, or do you want to do that yourself? ;)
Should she keep her pussy, or grow a peepee? If so how big?!??
Should she be slobby like you, or do you want a cute little sugary bimbo who puts up with all your nastiness because you’re soooooooooo cute?!???
Hehe okay, I’m masturbating way too hard to all of this! Just so excited to give Pretzel the girl of her dreams! Hehehe!
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BALL & THE BUTCHERS!
The Butchers & Meat Markets of the Lucyverse
Before supermarkets and online ordering, consumers visited local buthers and meat markets to shop. Here’s a look at the butchers of the Lucyverse!
Lucille Ball had a huge imagination when she was a child in Jamestown NY. In order to attempt to control her daughter, her mother made a deal with the local butcher for Lucy to run up and down the street between his shop and their home. It was in his butcher shop that Lucille first made her entertainment debut. In her autobiography, Ball shares details of her first performance on the butcher's counter. Lucy loved to dance and twirl for them, as well as giving her rendition of a jumping frog. She would stick her tongue out and croak. Customers would give her some pennies or a sweet treat to show their appreciation.
In 1942 Lucille Ball was the subject of a newspaper article titled “Conversation in the Kitchen” by Susan Thrift. The article details how the wartime homemaker can save money and conserve resources.
“If you have a freezing unit in your refrigerator, you can buy meat for the week. You’ve probably learned that you can depend much on a reliable butcher and standard brands. For the rest, remember what your mother taught you about the purchase of meat:”
“Valentine’s Day” (1949)
Katie the Maid (Ruth Perrot), is sweet on Mr. Dabney the butcher (Hans Conried), and Liz (Lucille Ball) offers to help. But when Liz's Valentine to her favorite husband gets switched with her check to pay the butcher's bill, Mr. Dabney gets the wrong idea.
Katie says she has a written a Valentine poem for Mr. Dabney the butcher. Liz calls him “old heavy thumbs”.
KATIE: “Some people may have better beef, but his liver’s good. And no one has oxtails and pig’s feet like him!”
Mr. Dabney reads the Valentine aloud:
“If you’ll be mine, then I’ll be thyne. You set my heart a-quiver. Say you’ll be my Valentine, And send two pounds of liver.”
Hans Conreid also played Mr. Dabney the butcher in “Overweight” (1949) where a dieting weigh-in is held at his butcher shop.
Mr. Dabney returns in “Reminiscing” (1949), a re-dramatization of “Valentine’s Day” as part of a “My Favorite Husband” retrospective episode.
When the "Valentine’s Day” script was made for television in 1952 in “Lucy Plays Cupid”, Mr. Dabney the butcher, played by Hans Conried, became Mr. Ritter, a grocer, played by Edward Everett Horton.
“The Freezer” (1952)
Hoping to save money, Lucy and Ethel purchases a walk-in freezer from Ethel’s Uncle Oscar, a butcher. When Lucy hears Ethel say that he has a “big cold chest,” Lucy drily replies, “Why don’t you knit him a sweater?”
After buying the freezer, they buy the meat to fill it at 69 cents a pound. Lucy over-orders two sides of beef from Johnson’s Meat Packing, a wholesale butcher. Lucy tells Ricky that bacon costs 75 cents a pound. The girls end up ordering 700 pounds of meat for a total of $483! Lucy immediately demands they take it back.
DELIVERY MAN: “Look, ladies, even if you defrosted it, pasted it back together and taught it to walk, I couldn’t take it back!”
To shift some of the meat, Lucy and other stake out the local butcher shop, stashing the meat in a baby stroller.
LUCY (to a customer): “Are you interested in some high-class beef? Are you tired of paying high prices? Do you want a bargain? Tell you what I'm gonna do. I got sirloin, tenderloin T-bone, rump, pot roast, chuck roast, oxtail stump.”
Fred Aldrich plays the butcher who is none too happy about Lucy and Ethel poaching his customers.
A December 1952 Philip Morris cartoon ad starts with the butcher delivering a side of beef to Lucy and Ethel, inspired by “The Freezer”.
“Together for Christmas” (1962)
The holiday episode opens with Lucy and Viv at the butcher shop, where Ernie the butcher (Joe Mell) is wrapping up Lucy’s Christmas turkey, even though Viv's family traditionally has a goose.
Ernie the butcher jokingly suggests stuffing the turkey with a goose!
“Lucy and the Plumber” (1964)
Lucy’s first talent discovery was made in Mr. Krause’s butcher shop when she saw his German Shepard Beauty “howl like the Beatles” when Mr. Krause (Tom G. Linder) played the harmonica.
”Lucy and the Great Bank Robbery” (1964)
Reading The Danfield Tribune, Viv notes that Oscar the butcher has a special on rump roast. This may be a throwback to Ethel Mertz’s Uncle Oscar the butcher.
“Lucy Gets Her Maid” (1965)
When Lucy and Viv take jobs as maids for a wealthy philanthopist, they realize that they not only have to prepare and serve the meals, but they have to act as their own butcher, too!
“Lucy and the Old Mansion” (1965)
A wrong number on the telephone keeps trying to reach Irving's Meat Market.
“Lucy Meets Mickey Rooney” (1966)
The backdrop for the Charlie Chaplin sketch features a sign for a market that has “Low Prices on Meat’s”. The grammatically incorrect possessive apostrophe is particularly odd. By that logic, the episode should be titled “Lucy Meet’s Mickey Rooney”!
“Someone’s on the Ski Lift with Dinah” (1971)
Harry feels entitled to approach Dinah Shore because his butcher’s cousin’s son’s best friend is engaged to her manicurist.
“Mary Jane’s Boyfriend” (1974)
Mary Jane’s boyfriend of the title owns a meat market. His name is Walter Butley (Cliff Norton). Harry calls Walter “meathead” because when he walked in the door, Lucy had just plopped a package of ground round on his head.
Possibly the most famous butcher on television was Sam Franklin, played by Allan Melvin on “The Brady Bunch.” Desi Arnaz Jr. appeared on the show in 1970, although Melvin did not appear on that episode. Also, Eve Plumb (Jan Brady) played Lucy Carter’s niece on a 1972 episode of “Here’s Lucy.”
Melvin appeared with Lucille Ball in a 1959 episode of “Sergeant Bilko” (aka “The Phil Silvers Show”) titled “Bilko and the Ape Man.” Melvin also appeared in several Desilu series: “Vacation Playhouse”, “The Danny Thomas Show,” “The Joey Bishop Show,” “The Dick Van Dyke Show,” “The Andy Griffith Show,” “Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C.,” “Mayberry R.F.D.”
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Had gone on a trip.
I've shared some info while on a trip to an RP blog. So I figured a long post on here with some more info.
To start out the trip was to Pennsylvania. The starting point is Michigan, near Detroit. The people going including myself, mother, two aunts, and a very young cousin. We left home at around 9AM and arrived to our destination at 5PM.
Day One - The Trip There
The day started with picking up the other riders, then be given a breakfast sandwich.
I had a misunderstanding who the 5th passage was going to be. For context, the trip was for a memorial service for a grandma that passed early this year. We had made the same trip 20 years ago for the same reason. That grandma was with us then.
I had a cousin who was only a few months old come along then. I was told that cousin recently had a baby so I was under the impression that cousin and her baby was coming with us.
So I learned the aunt that came last time had another daughter and it was her. The other person was another aunt.
The way there wasn't too bad. The only issue I had was that my leg got pretty sore before we had arrived.
At the first stop I tried to see if I could get something from Starbucks from the rest stop. They were too busy so I grabbed a can of coffee from the convince store in the same building.
At the second stop we had Burger King for lunch. Mom bought me a shirt while I bought a coin pouch. I was trying not to buy too much on the way there. The things I would buy are either small items or things I could consume. Since the Starbucks there wasn't busy I did get drinks there.
The third stop I just got a coffee. The cashier didn't make me pay for it. I think since I went and got a small.
Check in was a nightmare. Mom booked the room back in April and there was a system error. The Pork katsu meal was good though. Though the wait was another nightmare.
I didn't have an easy time going to sleep.
Day 2 - Memorial
We started the day with stopping by a thrift store. Mom loves going to thrift stores though I'm not a big fan. Since I'm a fat ass I have a hard time finding my size.
We stopped by Sheetz since we don't have them in our home state. Had more breakfast sandwiches.
On the way to the actual memorial there was a memorial monument on the way there we stopped by for a moment. We didn't see the entire since since we were not dressed for such a thing.
I wasn't fully present for the service. I mostly looked at where it was going to be before attempting to follow the others to another site that was up the hill before getting tired and going back to the car. I sat there most of the time while the kids were running around.
Chicken for dinner. But we didn't do much else today. I spend most of the day playing Pokemon Snap on my switch.
Day 3 - Free Time in Nature
Today we grab a quick breakfast from Sheetz. I got a coffee with a yogurt parfait.
The main thing were a tour in some caverns. I got a few things after the tour. Stress ball, worry stone, quartz stick, bag of rocks, stickers, a pen. Mom got be another shirt.
We attempted to see a waterfall. But that was a bust. The roads to the caverns were a nightmare and we got a bit lost.
Had taco pizza at Pizza Hut for dinner.
I wasn't able to sleep.
Day 4 - The Way Home
Not much to say about today. We packed up most of our stuff the night before. We finished up before heading out. Before getting onto the turnpike we stopped by Sheetz one last time. I got a big coffee and fruit.
I tried to find something that said Pennsylvania on it but none of the rest stops on the way out had anything. Nothing on the Ohio side near the state boarder had anything either. So I figured I'd just order something online later.
Had lunch at Hardees. It was nice. The only thing I ended up buying at the rest stops was some stickers from one of those vending machines.
We had stopped at Cleveland because mom wanted pirogis and macarons a few venders at this one place sold. She had me pick out four different flavors for everyone at home. I bought a few for the road to have a little bite before lunch. [This was before we stopped at the rest stop that hard Hardees.]
As we left Cleveland we encountered heavy rain. We were not stuck in it for too long but it was scary for a moment.
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