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My wife loves alcohol more than me

i miss kaeya i hope he's drinking responsibly (jk i know he does)

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I wish I could give him my heart

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Blud's so thirsty

I think it's just you Phainon

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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i forgot to upload this here

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Chapters: 5/? Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Albedo/Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Diluc & Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Kaeya & Klee (Genshin Impact), Kaeya/Rosaria (Genshin Impact), Jean/Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Eula/Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Kaeya/Lisa (Genshin Impact), Diluc & Eula (Genshin Impact), Bennett & Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Kaeya & Noelle (Genshin Impact), Kaeya/Venti (Genshin Impact), Albedo & Sucrose (Genshin Impact), Dainsleif/Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Amber/Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Kaeya/Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact) Characters: Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Albedo (Genshin Impact), Diluc (Genshin Impact), Klee (Genshin Impact), Rosaria (Genshin Impact), Jean (Genshin Impact), Eula (Genshin Impact), Lisa (Genshin Impact), Bennett (Genshin Impact), Noelle (Genshin Impact), Venti (Genshin Impact), Amber (Genshin Impact), Dainsleif (Genshin Impact), Sucrose (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Kaeya-centric (Genshin Impact), Diluc and Kaeya are Siblings (Genshin Impact), Genderbending, Female Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Reverse Harem, everyoneloveskaeya, kaeboobs, ilovekaeya, kaeyaistheloveofmylife, kaeyamypookie, Crepus Lives (Genshin Impact), Protective Crepus (Genshin Impact), scary diluc Summary:

Female!Kaeya x mondstadt main cast being mostly male. Headcannnons and brainrot ahead. Kaeya x everyone legal basically.

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Genshin and ZZZ at the Gamescon best mobile game award.         

As the show was getting onto its full swing, two members of the hoyofam were waiting patiently for their segments to arrive. When you’re Genshin’s age, and as successful as he is, you’re gonna end up being invited and attending multiple game show award events… He’s grown tired of them, of course. Some he doesn’t even attend with how busy he is. But tonight was special! Here he was, taking phone calls and looking at spreadsheets while sitting next to ZZZ, who was being nominated for the same category as his gege.

The gamescon best mobile game award, presented to the best mobile game of 2024.

It was ZZZ’s first time getting nominated. So you can imagine how nervous he is. Genshin, on the other hand… cool as a damn cucumber. A little too cool, infact. He didn’t even have a speech prepared…instead he helped ZZZ with preparing for a good first victory speech. He didn’t even notice that they were already naming all the nominees for his section. As, he was taking a vv important business call.

Zen could only grab onto Gen’s arm tightly, as the cameras pan to their section of their table.

“AND THIS YEAR’S WINNER IS… GENSHIN IMPACT!!!” says the host, the cameras zooming in to Genshin, being shown on the big screen.

Only noticing his name being called on when Zen was shaking him, telling him to look up on the screen.

“Unfortunately the man himself seems to be very busy tonight, we’ll just show the wonderful trainer of GRIME 2!”

After the award show

Multiple clips and posts were posted online about the entire event, some good some bad. Most were talking about how adorable the two were, and how it’s so unprofessional for Genshin to be taking work phone calls during events such as that. He actually forgot that he won, only being reminded by Zen the next day.

Zen: Hey… I didn’t tell you last night but congrats on winning… I know that I have a long way to go before I get to ever fill in your legacy...

Gen: Huh…? What did I win this time…?

Zen, in disbelief: Uhm… mobile game of the year 2024…? At gamescon! HOW COULD YOU FORGET…?

Gen: Oh… that…                       

Star: Hey, you should prolly gift out freemos, for your players, I mean.

Gen: Do I have to…? I didn’t even want the award.

Star: Yes, you do. Remember what you said during the narcissists anonymous meeting…?

Gen: It wasn’t very anonymous, all of my fellow successful games were at that meeting…

Star: sigh… you said you were going to be more generous moving forward.

Gen: fine… but their only getting 1000. I’ll be damned if I give them another ten pull.

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IF YOU LIKE KAEYA, LIKE ABSOLUTLY OBSESSED WITH OUT LITTLE DARLING QUEEN, OUR MUSE, OUR GREATEST LOVE THAN PLS CHECK OUT MY FIC~ genderbend kaekae, with male everyone else

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Albedo/Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Diluc & Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Kaeya & Klee (Genshin Impact), Kaeya/Rosaria (Genshin Impact), Jean/Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Eula/Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Kaeya/Lisa (Genshin Impact), Diluc & Eula (Genshin Impact), Bennett & Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Kaeya & Noelle (Genshin Impact), Kaeya/Venti (Genshin Impact), Albedo & Sucrose (Genshin Impact), Dainsleif/Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Amber/Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Kaeya/Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact) Characters: Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Albedo (Genshin Impact), Diluc (Genshin Impact), Klee (Genshin Impact), Rosaria (Genshin Impact), Jean (Genshin Impact), Eula (Genshin Impact), Lisa (Genshin Impact), Bennett (Genshin Impact), Noelle (Genshin Impact), Venti (Genshin Impact), Amber (Genshin Impact), Dainsleif (Genshin Impact), Sucrose (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Kaeya-centric (Genshin Impact), Diluc and Kaeya are Siblings (Genshin Impact), Genderbending, Female Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Reverse Harem, everyoneloveskaeya, kaeboobs, ilovekaeya, kaeyaistheloveofmylife, kaeyamypookie, Crepus Lives (Genshin Impact), Protective Crepus (Genshin Impact), scary diluc Summary:

Female!Kaeya x mondstadt main cast being mostly male. Headcannnons and brainrot ahead. Kaeya x everyone legal basically.

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Hoyofam in sports events (paris Olympics 2024)

The family were packing their bags to head to paris, for the Olympics. Star was one of the sponsors for the event, (or atleast the televised broadcast of it)

As usual, the family were getting followed by a lot of the press. Though as the Olympics progressed, less and less paparazzi were following them. The family, were chilling by the seine.

Kai: Ew the swimmers have to swim in that piece sa sheit?

Themis: how could you let the swimmers get in that water, Star?

Genshin: Like fleuve cendre…                      

Zen: Course he wouldn’t be concerned, he lives and breathes in his own dank filth everyday.

Star(who is literally only sponsoring the televised broadcast): I HAD NO SAY IN WHERE THEY WOULD SWIM…? YOU GUYS ARE OVERRESTIMATING MY POWER OVER THIS EVENT…

Genshin: If I were the sponsor, I’d have them swim somewhere nice… like the actual fucking ocean.

(there’s more of these to come. Ik I’m a lil late to the party, I was busy okay)

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A changed man (genshin on his anniversary)(it seems fanserviced but it’s actually true to life)

(check previous posts if you’re confused)

You were expecting the bare bones. Scrap, like a desperate alley dog. Which made his rewards to you all the more sweet and delicious.

You’ve been mad at him, for months. He’s been ignoring your pleas. Even when you begged him, for years… only now, did he actually listen.

Genshin: Hey…                   

Fuck you want?

Genshin: Happy anniversary… here, I’ll just leave this here.

You open the box, finding everything that you’ve been asking for. Finally, after 4 years…

He goes on to say how grateful he is, how he’s thankful for you being with him for so long. Wanting you to stay, to wait and see what else he could offer.

Genshin: I’m… a changed man now. I met someone who’s now, pushing me to become better. To treat you better. I know this doesn’t change my past actions… but I hope that this somewhat shows that I still care… about you.

He said, making you tear up. You pull him in for a hug, deep sobs escape your lips.

Genshin in his mind; That’s right, keep playing my game that you love so much. I knew you’d always come back to me.

(all tomfoolery aside, I hate that no matter how problematic this game is you can never leave it lol,,, atleast for me. I’d like to clarify that I’m not serious about this post, all jokes and fun. I know I sometimes semi glaze Genshin, my character interpretation, but trust me I don’t have that much affection for hoyoverse, cuz that kinda gross- to be glazing and ball sucking a billion dollar company)

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Genshin during interviews

Reporter:  how does it feel to be the most hated game in the market right now?

Genshin: In an industry full of Neanderthals? I wear it as a fucking badge of honor.

Another reporter: What about the rumors that you were only created to make as much money as possible?

Genshin: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!?

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So I found this on X(Twitter) by Kamiiart, and they're too cute not to share.

Their profile says sharing is ok as long as they are credited. So here is a direct link to post so you can support the artist on there if you wish:

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sci fi xingyun au

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Jealous pretty boyfriend

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Delusional Yandere Elf

Quick colored sketch to show his colors

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My alt au liyuefam where zhongli is the archon, has 5 kids, and xingqiu as his heir. 

All of the liyue characters are in this one,,, some of the characters I have yet to reveal but dwdw I’ll get to them eventually~!

When I say all I MEAN all. Tons of npcs in this one.

[a lot of rarepairs if you don’t like it it’s fine but I’ll try my best to make them have chemistry.]

pls check it out

Chapters: 13/? Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Guizhong/Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Chongyun/Xingqiu (Genshin Impact), Ganyu/Ningguang (Genshin Impact), Keqing/Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Baizhu & Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Baizhu & Pantalone (Genshin Impact), Baizhu & Qiqi (Genshin Impact), Gaming & Xiao &Xingqiu, Xiao | Alatus & Xingqiu (Genshin Impact), Hu Tao & Qiqi (Genshin Impact), Hu Tao & Xingqiu (Genshin Impact), Cloud Retainer | Xianyun & Gaming (Genshin Impact), Cloud Retainer | Xianyun & Madame Ping (Genshin Impact), Cloud Retainer | Xianyun & Guizhong (Genshin Impact) Characters: Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Xingqiu (Genshin Impact), Ganyu (Genshin Impact), Xiangling (Genshin Impact), Qiqi (Genshin Impact), Guizhong (Genshin Impact), Cloud Retainer | Xianyun (Genshin Impact), Baiwen (Genshin Impact), Baishi (Genshin Impact), Baixiao (Genshin Impact), Pantalone (Genshin Impact), Gaming (Genshin Impact), Sangonomiya Kokomi, Shenhe (Genshin Impact), Il Dottore (Genshin Impact), Houzhang | moon carver (Genshin Impact), Jiehu | mountain shaper (Genshin Impact), Yanfei (Genshin Impact), Xinyan (Genshin Impact), Yun Jin (Genshin Impact), Chongyun (Genshin Impact), Yaoyao (Genshin Impact), Beidou (Genshin Impact), Yelan (Genshin Impact), Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Harem, Mortal Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Emperor Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Zhongli is a Parent I'd Like to Fuck (Genshin Impact), Male Ningguang, Baizhu and Pantalone are Siblings (Genshin Impact), Liyue (Genshin Impact), Pantalone is from Liyue (Genshin Impact), Liyue Politics (Genshin Impact), Mentioned Liyue Characters (Genshin Impact), goofy xiao, Mentioned Il Dottore (Genshin Impact) Series: Part 1 of Genshin alt au, the zendee multiverse Summary:

The caverns calls, they call the names of 5 brides. Seeking 5 mothers. Demanding 5 queens. The emperor, not hesitating to feed into the cavern’s desire, witnesses his family succumb to a destruction; they submitted to a dangerous tradition. His heir, being left to pick up the pieces, yet he’s not allowed to solve the puzzle. In a problem, there is always a solution. And that solution is to run away.

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Genshin on his 4th anniversary

[a bit fanservice but oh well] [a bit early since it’s not for a another 2 months but f it we ball]                      

It was that time of year again, it was your 4th anniversary with genshin! Aint that sweet?

Genshin, gives you your bi annual gift package: Here’s 20 pulls, spend them wisely, now. As usual, the shop resets so you can give me your money, in turn I’ll give you double the items! No pet this year, but its fine I got you something even better…!

Players, not really expecting much, at all: What…? What could you possibly gift me that I will like, that YOU think is better than a pet…?

Genshin, pulls out a ring box and getting on one knee: Will you… ride with me…?

You see the contents of the box, inside… there was a squished up horse that was forced inside of the teeny tiny box. Realizing what he meant, tears start to flow from your eyes, your voice not being able to catch up with your words. “Yes… yes. I DO! I WILL RIDE WITH YOU!”

And then they ride into the sunrise on their mounts/horses and they get married and have like 100 babies or whatever.

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Genshin: Here bitch, have your fucking gift bag.

He says as he throws the paper bag into your face. He just loves you so much that the thought of grazing your hand while he hands your gift was too much, so he got shy~! >.< lolol

You open the bag, seeing 3 cabbages and 5 carrots inside of it.

Tears of joy flow down your eyes, he’s never been so kind to you before~ T^T

If you can’t tell this is obviously satire.