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ToT: On again, off again (pt2 of hoyofam as performing artists)

She’s never had any sort of meaningful romance before. She’s been in flings before, but they were primarily one-sided.

She's been in on schemes where she and another man would fake a relationship just to get fans talking, but they wouldn’t last for more than a year.

She's never been in love up til… her most spited enemy, Lads. He was this new and upcoming male model that everyone just obsessed over. IT ANNOYED HER. Especially since he stole a lot of her fans!

But she can’t help but admit…she was powerless against his… handsome face, toned abs, and large, mouth watering muscles. She could never be as hot as he is.

He's been the cause of her sobs and depression. Always seeing him on the news, hearing that he’s broken some sort of record. Her brother’s been talking about him. How he’s earning so much money despite being so new and reputationless. It impressed them.

“Why are you talking about him like it doesn’t upset you!? You two are supposed to be the highest earning male celebrities in history! Do your job, and exact your revenge on him! Get rid of him, already!” She demanded. And yet her brothers paid no mind to her cries.

Themis didn't know that this new man was once a fan of her, he went as far as to work hard so he could get on her level. A woman of her origin deserved someone of an equal caliber. And so, Lads decided to become the man for her.

After a year of tormenting, Themis’ manager gave her something that would change her life forever. It was a proposal. Since Themis’ popularity has been falling off, the agency decided to pair her up with yet another love team. The plan was simple. Feature Themis and Lads in a blockbuster romance movie together, and weave a story about them falling in love on set.

Themis loathe this idea! Who do they think they are?! They really thought she’d stoop so low?!

But then again… anything to get back in the spotlight, and win over her fans. She already thought of the perfect idea to ruin his reputation!

Hoyofam as performing artists

ToT: The IT girl!!

Dating scandals galor

The most famous dating scandal was with Lads, and het blood still boils till this day

Is a singer, model, actress

Her fans love her as a model, but many say that her posts on social media are all calculated.

She’s a sort of mid-actor. She has pretty much just one range when it comes to characters, and that’s the super nice and sweet girl type.

Doesn't get cast for more serious roles like villainess, or in dramas.

Her management wants her to keep up this angel-like appearance.

NEPO BABY (they all are)

Her best acting role was when she was like 5, and it was about a girl who’s succumbed to illness and dies. She wasn't even in the movie that much, but people talk about it like it happened yesterday.

Never in a girl group, aside from that one gig she did in her preteen years.

A true soloist and just sings very melodic songs. Her songs are classic, don't get me wrong but like,,, she needs more variety.

Everything she wears gets sold out and viral

Weird niche but whenever anyone would want to get plastic surgery/operation they go “I wanna look like Themis”

Doesn't hold any concerts, but does show up as a guest for award shows/concerts of her close friends and family.

Very famous for being sweet towards fans and staff.

Used to go on a lot of variety shows before her big dating scandal with Lads

(She’s traumatized and hates him)

BUT Lads is in love with her, since she was his celebrity crush growing up.

And now that they’re on each other’s level, he courts her (that’s where all the scandals started)

ZZZ: The child prodigy

An amazing actor!

So young yet already has so many awards under his belt.

Has a wide range of characters.

LOVES movies old and new and is a fairly good critique of films and the performing arts.

Doesn't sing but does have one song that his brother (Star) helped him with and he’s still embarrassed about it til this day (Burnice)

In an interview, when asked about how long he’s been acting he answered “Before I was even born.” And that clip still circulates the internet every full moon

Their mom (imma just pretend like they have one) used to act even when she was pregnant with him.

Has never tasted peasant food in his life (fast food)

A tad snobbish, but when he’s cool, he's cool

Has fan accounts dedicated to him “Being a total menace”

Has an army of 10 year olds going crazy for him Justin Bieber style (take that as you will)

Doesn't post on social media even tho he's on his phone 24/7

The only way you’ll see him outside of gigs is through his sibling’s content.

He's 10, there aren't any scandals of him (yet)

His dream role is to play the prequel kid version of this really old movie his dad starred in

Doesn't model, he easily could but he thinks that’s boring

HI3: The retired girl group member

Was in three super successful girl groups in her lifetime

She's almost 30 right now, and she started when she was 15

Half her life was just training, lessons, cool outfits, and concerts.

She missed her “normal life” even tho she was a NEPO baby, she didn’t like the limelight as much as her other family members.

Has a vlog channel now where she inconsistently show off her life

Unmarried, despite fans speculating she had a secret husband.

She's lesbian, but was coxxed by her parents to never come out. (But I will say, most of her dating scandals/ships are with girls,,, she doesn't even need to come out WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE)

She thought about it but she realised marriage life isn't really for her.

Pretty lowkey and only took jobs that her management thought would be good for her image

Nice to fans and staff but has this ‘idrc about all this’ edge to her

Would go against her agency’s rules and would eat anything she wanted.

Likes to work out, but doesn't like getting told what to do

Has this sort of girl-crush, girl next door, childhood best friend essence to her

Majority of the songs in her early days make her cringe to death

Only goes on talk shows of celebrities that she likes.

Made a lot of long time friends from her girl group days but majority of them she doesn't speak to anymore.

Constantly gets bugged by paparazzi because a lot of her old band mates would get into controversy, and the press thinks that her opinion matters or smth despite it being years since she last spoke to them.

HSR: The producer, singer, and songwriter.

Was in one boy band in his early days, but disbanded cuz of scandal

The multitalented member

Not retired yet but doesn't go out of his way to release and album/perform anymore

Most of his days are spent producing songs for other people

Has the funniest producer tag (very cringe it's like,,, ‘rail the stars’ or sum bs)

Doesn't like any of his former bandmates

Plays a lot of instruments

Rap god welcome to Star world

A lot of Themis’ songs are made by him

People are gonna look at his creations and be like ‘classical, never gets old’

So many compilations of him acting goofy, before he had that falling out with his boy group

Has tried acting before, but like his fans and haters say, he’s just too unserious for anyone to take him seriously

Goes live almost every month (makes it a point for himself to still connect with his fans)

Has a very jokey relationship with fans and staff.

A scandal from a long time ago when he was joking around, but somehow it caused backlash

Physically can't watch any news about his old band mates getting into trouble because deep down, they were still his friends. And he can’t help but miss the people they used to be before the Fame.

Pretty boy even tho his personality is that of a clown

Has done voice acting and wants to do it again

Genshin: The classical artist

Plays orchestral solo performances

Concert pianist (also plays the violin)

A prodigy

Was offered to become a soloist idol but he would never stoop so low.

A tad bit pretentious

Would sing during his performance pieces and people would pay a good buck just to watch him

More famous than he wants to be

He literally only signed up to be an orchestral performer. Why is he on fan accounts as if he were a pop idol!?

In the studio with Star often, but they usually don’t go too well since they have different tastes

Typecasted as this cold and indifferent love interest in romance dramas

He doesn't even put in the effort to act, he just acts as he normally does. And somehow they’re so damn successful???

Twins with Themis, and pretty sure all of her fans simp for him, rather than Star

Doesn't accept fan gifts

On every girl’s dream wedding list sometimes as the groom, most times as the wedding performer

Never wanted to act but just does so because his parents want him to

Fell for a co-actress he was staring with once, but never spoke of it to anyone

Is kinda burnt out from performing, but isn't sure when to retire.

He just wants to live in the woods and never speak to anyone ever again

Hoyofam: Celebrity family.

“Bro, buy me a tanghulu!” Star said, bothering Gen as they walked down a street. “No, buy your own.” Gen ignored, so Star whined, which made Gen ignore him even more. To get a reaction out of him, Star hopped on his brother’s back, and Gen started cursing at him. (And this clip still goes viral til this day)

Mihoyo family, very nepotistic, very rich.

On their dad’s side, acting icon mom (grandma) and CEO dad (grandpa)

On mom’s side, model mom (grandma) and actor dad who was a playboy (grandpa)

Their parents themselves, power couple. Both actors, and starred in a lot of romance movies as a love team

Box office icons who are now living the life. The dad is now CEO (he inherited) and their mom swipes blackcards for a living

Both of them are still alive, but they vacation so much that even their own children start to wonder,

All siblings live under the same roof no doubt

Kai does daily vlogs allat, and she documents her sibling’s lives too.

Shows the more human side of her celebrity life

People love it when they just interest as normal siblings, especially Themis, because you rarely see her in a non-organized setting

Travel vlogs with her fam, and since her parents don’t get media coverage anymore, most people go absolutely wild

The rivalry between Star and Gen is super evident, but also, people make it a bigger deal than it should be

Through Kai’s vlogs, it’s revealed that Zen is actually an ipad kid

Their names are just stage names but like,,, it’s just their name with added pzazz (their mom named them names that would set them up for success frfr)

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