#but.....listen i would let him hit
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don't get attached to Javier that mf a ho
#mf will call you beauitful then ask to say his name while he drilling u#he aint shit#but.....listen i would let him hit
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Me: [sees everyone talking about how Assad Zaman was "literally" coming up with RPF about himself and Eric Bogosian in an interview]
Me: ah, fandom's doing its little "interpret an innocent comment in Some Kind Of Way" thing again, let's go find the video and do our own critical thinking about what was actually said here--
Assad: What would happen if I said-- [words that cannot be interpreted as anything but RPF fanfic]
Me:
Me: ok fandom gets a pass on this one actually
#interview with the vampire#devil's minion#assad zaman#he's just hit that level of devil's minion brainrot#i've seen it a thousand times#this cast is fully unhinged and I ADORE them#the chaos energy is off the charts#eric out here setting a bad example with his “did u know u can say anything u want in interviews actually :)))” energy#assad seems one step away from getting Marxist about it like#“if rolin doesn't let me kiss daniel in s3 we must Seize The Means Of Production”#baby boy listen... be the change you want to see in the world#if u wanna write ur own devil's minion fanfic and film it on ur iphone i support u 100% and i will get u in contact with the OTW's lawyers#who ironically were invented partially BECAUSE of people getting in trouble for writing Anne Rice fanfic#this is what we call Plot Structure#real life does not usually have such a satisfying Plot Structure but it could in this case if assad reaches level 100 in Unhingery#and tbh i truly don't know that I would put it past him at this point#iwtv
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do y'all think Macaque is falling back into the role that Azure and the others put on him by remaining on the outskirts of the group because he thinks his input/presence is unwanted (and yeah his presence isn't really wanted by MK and the others BUT. something about the fact Macaque is placing himself at the edge of the group, the edge that Azure and the others pushed him to, doesn't really sit well)
#Monkie Kid#lego monkie kid#monkie kid spoilers#lmk spoilers#im gonna be completely honest: i think the only reason Mac HASN'T apologized is cause he thinks they wont listen to it#so he's trying to do things WAY more subtly and it's NOT working out#and when i say ''he thinks they won't listen'' i dont mean he thinks they won't forgive him#honestly the group would be split 50/50 between ''forgives him'' and ''suspicious but willing to let him try''#i FULL OUT mean he thinks they won't listen. that they won't even hear his apology and will just talk over/ignore him#or completely misinterpret what he's saying#THAT'S what he thinks#when he was being the villain he was putting on a show. it's HILARIOUS how obvious his actions are a front when you rewatch s1 and s2#but like?? being actually him?? he does NOT expect them to listen to him when he's just himself#sort of like a. ''if you want people to listen you have to anger/frighten them into paying attention'' kind of mentality#not a good mentality to have#it DOES explain why he reacts Like That whenever someone does something that indicates they DID pay attention though#like. listen hear me out. i do NOT think Macaque expected MK to remember the Warrior thing.#so when MK brought it up it hit him like a truck#also why he reacts like that when Wukong somewhat seriously answers his ''you know this is just the calm before the storm'' question#+ when Wukong says ''we''#cause he does not consider himself part of the group. hence staying on the outskirts#GOD this guy is such a delicious pack of trauma to dissect. thank you lego for giving me not one#not two#but THREE traumatized monkeys to analyze
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[ cw: dismemberment / ]
I think a lot about how Leo’s rescue could have easily ended in him losing a leg as the portal snaps shut on the Krang still clutching the limb, or, alternatively, only having Leo’s right arm make it out, still held dearly in his brother’s hand as the rest of Leo is left behind. (The latter hits even harder, as it directly parallels his future self in the worst of ways.)
I think a lot about how so many things could have gone wrong during the course of the movie with even a little bit of a change, but it really is harrowing how much of a coin-flip the entirety of the Prison Dimension rescue was.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt headcanons#rise leo#dismemberment /#if literally any part of the prison dimension rescue was different it would have ended Very Badly#mikey came in clutch for doing the impossible in the first place#raph grabbing leo and not once letting go was vital#and donnie directly hitting the krang was essential#hell leo having the ability to reach out at all in the state he was in was a miracle#listen I think about the prison dimension a lot if you couldn’t tell#for the next tags:#strangulation mention /#physical trauma induced mutism /#potential death mention /#potential sibling death mention /#barely it mainly focuses on if he lives but /#I also think about how Leo’s trachea could have easilyyy given out as Raph (krangified) was choking him#can you imagine the last words raph hearing from his little brother being I’m sorry?#he’d likely live as the hamato bros are built different but imagine if he straight up can’t talk again after#the bros having no idea what Leo’s plan is but they suddenly feel him disappear with the portal#or also#imagine all he gets out in his hoarse voice is to beg Casey to close the portal before his family HEARS the sudden silence like a knife#even if he gets saved his voice may be wrecked or even gone for good#what am I writing wait-#also for my point on leo losing his arm paralleling his future self#imagine fate being a thing in this world but a VERY situational thing#imagine it makes it so that leo has to lose a limb#but not just that - it also ties his presence directly with the Krang’s - so if the Krang’s somewhere else…so is he
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If you called Minthara “Minthy” to her face, you would be walking back to your tent going “I don’t want to talk about it.”
#Minthara#listen I totally get cute nicknames for characters#but sometimes I see them and can’t help but think#that character would NOT let you call them that if they knew#calling Shadowheart shart is a one was ticket to getting guiding bolted…#provided it hits of course#Astarion would NOT know what to do if you gave him a nickname#that man would be trying to act so suave but would be blue screening on the inside#Lae’zel would launch into the importance of githyanki naming culture#but would say some shit like ‘this fay-run custom is admirable. the shortening of names#in order to quickly and precisely communicate is worthwhile#you may proceed in calling me ‘law’#bg 3#everyone else would probably be okay with a nickname#Minsc MIGHT be confused#but then boo would of course#explain what’s happening
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Squalo: Don't touch my playlist of the top 2000's music. You're going to sit there, listen to Linkin Park and like it.
Bel: Who?
Fran: Why are they linking parks?
Squalo: Hands free driving starts now.
#khr#varia#superbi squalo#belphegor#fran khr#LISTEN. I know how old khr is i am. old. but these two would fuck with squalo like this to get a reaction out of him#let's be real#they'd listen to linkin park and after a hit do a transformers ending scene of camera pulling out and the people they killed littering the#grounds this is what they'd do i know 100% in my heart
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ok so: the umbrella academy except it’s about the hargreeves siblings in 40 years when five is a very, very old man but really in his early 50’s while the rest of the siblings are senior citizens whom five has to take care of against his will
someone please read the tags and yap about this with me. thank you
#that sounds like five’s hell to me#but would it not be funny#picture this: luther just tried to hit diego over the head with his walker and five had to blink between them to stop it#and allison rumored him into letting them play bingo for another hour#viktor listens to classical music in his room and keeps to himself#and sparrow ben is here (because i said so) and he’s grumpy as all hell#him and five have many stare downs.#five’s like ‘‘eat your soup old man’’ and ben’s like ‘‘old man? what are you now 98?’’#and five slams his fists on the table and yells ‘‘you think i wanna be taking care of you assholes?’’#klaus got back into eyeliner so he walks around looking like an overgrown emo and five has to help him take it off before bed every night#and every single day five tells him ‘‘if i have to help you take this shit off tomorrow i’m confiscating it’’#but he never does because klaus keeps hiding it#sorry please someone talk with me about this. it’s funny because i said so#this was a random thought but now i can’t stop thinking about this. oh my god#laur says stuff#laur rambles#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#hargreeves siblings#tua s4#number five#tua season 4#klaus hargreeves#allison hargreeves#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#ben hargeeeves#viktor hargreeves
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🩷 happy Valentine's Problematic Rabbit day
#dragalia lost#dragalia#orion dragalia lost#chelsea dragalia lost#orion dragalia#chelsea dragalia#This isn't ship art I just like these two.#i think they would be a hilarious duo but i dont see it romantically#orion would hit on chelsea and she'd go 'screw off i already love luca'#and he'd go 'whoah...a thousand pardons. i was unaware luca had a lover...what a lucky man he must be!'#then she'd whip out the canon 3 Hour Luca Presentation#and he'd actually listen#orion is weirdly supportive of other ppl's relationships just look at his reaction when like#eze and euden went on a 'date'. or when addis was on a 'date.' he didnt even know who addis was#but yeah if relatively sane characters like cleo & sarisse enable chelsea#then i think orion would too#chelsea lets him stick around bc hes one of the few dudes whos unironically supportive#yes ive thought about this a lot LOL
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take them as being in high school, any year
#ok…. listen I know they butt heads but I feel like it would have to be more serious for them to throw hands#half of me is saying that Yaku’s “let them fight it out comment was from experience#now that experience is probably him and his brothers but.#possibly him and Kuroo??#but Kuroo I just think would absolutely prefer verbal sparring and Yaku would hit him sometimes but Kuroo responding … hm.#HMMMMM#kuroyaku
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Okay but forreal, now more than ever I desperately NEED Aya to eventually wreck Fyodor's shit somehow. I already wanted her to get her revenge before, but I didn't think Fyodor would even remember or know who she was, and would massively underestimate her for that reason (just like Jouno knew that Fukuchi would underestimate her). But now the story has instead created this twisted, fucked-up dynamic between them, where Fyodor not only knows her, but is protective of her for reasons that are not his own: he has taken the pure, noble, kind, fatherly love motivating Bram to protect Aya and warped it into something horrific, vowing to protect her body only while not caring how much her heart and mind has been scarred, and claiming to be doing it for her own salvation, when he cannot possibly understand the selfless feelings Bram had that made him want to protect her and care for her — feelings that he does not have. He may genuinely have some sort of affection for children (the way he treated Karma, "blessings for the children", this), but it is twisted and hollow and is quite possibly only him unconsciously acting out the motions due to behavior instilled in him from the feelings of all the people he's subsumed in the past.
All this is to say that, now the narrative has specifically pitted Aya and Fyodor together as direct enemies: she not only had reason already to hate him because he killed Bram, but because he's also taken Bram's love for her and defiled it, dishonored it and him and all that he was; meanwhile, Fyodor has given himself an arch nemesis that he no doubt takes great pleasure in seeing how much she hates him/how much despair he's brought her, but paradoxically at the same time feels a compulsion to "protect" her that draws himself to her and that he can't ignore. Aya has to defeat him somehow (not permanently, mind you; Dazai will undoubtedly be his final end), and the setup for Bram being able to fight back enough to stop Fyodor from the inside with her help is all right there, too. Their love for each other is still enduring, stronger than ever, Fyodor is proof of that right now, and they will be able to defeat him together, at least enough that Bram can be freed and come back to Aya. Dazai told Fyodor that he would lose because he doesn't understand and underestimates the power of friendship bonds and love, and there is no better a time for that to happen than here, when he is literally using someone's strong love for and connection with someone (acting as that person and claiming to know how they feel and to be the same as them) in a way that he cannot understand, which will be his undoing.
#bungou stray dogs#bsd 115#bsd spoilers#bsd 115 spoilers#this post brought to you by me spamming two steps from hell songs because i need to be hyped up and to feel something#the lyrics to 'star sky' are very bsd (especially right now) okay just listen to it#anyway aya is gonna fuck fyodor up i see the vision LET ME COOOOOK#I SEE ASAGIRI'S COOKING AND I'M STIRRING THE POT#PICKING UP WHAT HE'S PUTTING DOWN#BOY THAT WHOLE PART MADE ME FEEL LITERALLY ILL AND WANTING TO KMS BUT THE PAYOFF IS GONNA BE SO GOOD JUST WATCH#i had the copium after last chapter but IT'S FORMING NOW WE SEEING IT COMING TOGETHER TRUST#GIVING FYODOR AND AYA A TOXIC FUCKED UP FATHER DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIP OOOHHHH............ PURE EVIL BUT I'LL GLADLY BE SICK FOR A WHILE#IF IT MEANS THE REUNION AND RAT SMACKDOWN IS ALL THE MORE SATISFYING!!!!!!!!!!#AYA AND BRAM GET HIS ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS#THAT RAT BASTARD COULDN'T RECOGNIZE A LOVING PARENT CHILD RELATIONSHIP IF IT HIT HIM IN THE FACE#(narrator: this statement would come back to haunt her)#HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD AND TRY TO BE HIM!!!!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER!!!!!!!!!!#BRAM'S LOVE FOR HER IS STILL IN THERE AND I'M MORE THAN A LITTLE EMOTIONAL OVER IT#HE'S GONNA COME BACK SHE'S GONNA FUCK FYODOR UP THEY'RE GONNA DO IT TOGETHER WITH THE POWER OF LOVE BABYYYYYY#*kingdom hearts 3 woody voice* because hE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HEARTS AND LOVE!!!!!!!!
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"i have always---" punch "always!!!!!" PUNCH "loved you!!!!" while crying. ofc
Ulpp. My hands are gone this your fault
#i think itd be a LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK kind of confession honestly#takiishi tanking hits letting them land finally he's speaking his language and he's excited and ready to fight with his best friend#and endo IS his best friend dammit#and these hits feel so different than whwn he's fighting people who couldn't give two shits about him and every punch lands like a truck#8 years of helplessness and fury and exasperation and jealousy and need and care being drilled into his thick skull.#LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME.#WOULD IT KILL YOU TO SEE ME
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I was looking directly at a reference while drawing these and I still somehow convinced myself he had long hair. Whatever, he's pretty.
A-Z Isekai'd Cress deign by @acfan120 really got me in some kinda way and I couldn't help wanting to draw him. I also have thoughts on story for him but I'm not gonna be annoying with that rn. Maybe someday.
Bonus my warmup doodle:
#Emile's Arts#Pokemon#Pokemon Fanart#Oh it's been YEARS sense I've done non-selfship related fanart#DILF Cress got to me dude I needed to draw him#I have no idea how I convinced myself so wholly he had long hair but you know what whatever#Commit I say it looks good let it sit#Hhhh I tired to make the chain of his monocal look like tear drops#...Okay I said I wouldn't say my thoughts but like look listen okay look#To me he's either working at Parfum Palace (constructed 300 years ago so probably not if we're going the full 3000 back)#Or the Battle Chateau BEFORE it's a Battle Chateau and is just. I guess a regular Chateau???#I personally image it's pre-BW2 era Cress when the Straiton Trio hit their slump being the weakest gym leaders#Just for the extra angst of Cress having this feeling he's not a good Pokemon battler and not very confident in his skills#And also just. What'd loosing their brother would do to an already down in the dumps Chili and Cress#I like to imagine through a side quest with him he eventually regains his confidence with battling#And maybe even establishes the Battle Chateau? that'd be fun~#Those are like my basic story thoughts again I don't wanna.#I don't wanna go too crazy with it kfdjgkdfjgk#I just always really liked Cress he's sooooo cool to me <3#Reliving middleschool nonsense with this one boys and girls#SORRY TO AC FOR THE TAG!!! I JUST LIKE HIM!!!!
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BSD Circus! AU
the circus has rolled into town. The ringmaster Mori is ready for buisness, but one of his children, Dazai, is over the circus. The night they arrive, he sneaks off to climb a tree and hide from responsibilities when…
Dazai:
Dazai, dialing mori: hey dad we just got robbed
After checking, all that was stolen was some rope, water, and food: but Mori is annoyed and sends dazai out to go look for the culprits. Dazai wanders around the new town a bit in boredom before he sees the ginger haired fellon, sitting in a tree. He watches for a moment.
The grace was amazing, something that made dazai stare and stop for a second. Hed seen acrobats but this felt new. (At least it would if i didnt make such a low quality gif but hey, sue me I’m tired.)
dazai, once again on phone with mori: hey mori i have an idea.
Mori comes to where dazai is and they go into the house dazai saw them enter; theyre squatting there. They’re scared, but chuuya steps in front of the others. Mori explains the offer: they can either get arrested for theft, or mori will be willing to forgive the incident… if chuuya agrees to join the circus.
chuuya: >:0 like hell I’ll join your circus-
shirase: yeah and like hell I’m going with the police you can have them
chuuya: wait what wtf
and this is hopefully part one of a circus!AU soukoku idea
what may have triggered this you ask? I drew chuuya in acrobat clothing and the idea flourished
Link to part two:
#Mori’s three children would be Dazai-#-Elise (no longer a pedophilic relationship he just dotes on her)#-and Odasaku who is the only person Dazai will listen to#Kouyou is the star acrobat with kyouka as her sort of little helper; too small to be on the ropes but she manages most everything else#Kouyou will mentor chuuya as an acrobat while Dazai keeps getting in the way#Gin is a knife thrower and throws the knives in a sibling act- so at akutagawa#Higuchi runs the popcorn but is often in trouble for not doing her job during said act#She is too worried one day aku will get hit#The lemon guy can be a clown probably and he keeps trying to change his job and mori wont let him#i need to think of other roles for other pm members but yes#What does everyone think#Bungou stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#shirase#yuan#soukoku#bungou gay dogs#elise#mori#dazai x chuuya#skk#bungou stray sogs#bsd fanart#Circus!AU#Mine#my art
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(anon date) I could answer with the cop out phrase of "whatever you want", but that'd be boring. Not sure how far from the hotel we'd have to go for it, but I'd love to go to a jazz club or something similar with you. What's better than dinner other than dinner with a show? We could dance to some swing, although I'd prefer to do that somewhere more private. But more than that... honestly, I'd just really like to listen to your thoughts and stories. You have a voice I can listen to for hours.
(AHHHHHHH why am I so nervous to send this?! Too late I'm doing it DX)
On anon, describe a date that your muse would take mine on and they’ll say if they’d be interested based just off of the description. // accepting !
" You're absolutely right, that would be boring. " Thus far, these scenarios have all been fairly creative ! If he must use air time to respond to these silly hypotheticals, he can at least say that they haven't been boring.
" What you have settled on is much better-- I couldn't agree more, you can't go wrong with dinner and a show ! Or dancing for that matter. I'm not sure where one might find a club like that these days, though. I've been away for quite some time and my favorite place is long gone now ! It's been ever so difficult to find a replacement in the midst of an impending clash with Heaven, you know ! "
He laughs, casting his eyes over the message once more. The comment about the hotel... Was this sent in by someone here, then ? Alastor hasn't bothered being curious about any of the senders' identities-- he's judging how much he'd enjoy the suggested 'dates', not the individuals they're attached to.
But still, it is a bit amusing.
" ...My voice, hm ? I suppose that's why I'm on the radio, dear listener. If you're truly dying to hear it, you know where to tune in ! "
#let me wrap my teeth around the world. ( ic. )#thank you for sending this in!!!!! im glad you did even tho u were nervous!! :>#i really enjoyed thinking through this one!! i love it!!#theres something that hits for him about scenarios that involve just listening to him yap. Compliments to his voice. wanting to Know Him#he's not rly expecting anything to come from these bc hes more focused on just. whether or not he'd enjoy the date described#more than hes EVER focused on the person it could potentially be from#less 'YOU should take me on this date' and more 'in the right circumstances this is the kind of date i would like to go on'#but this one ranks very high for him 10/10#if there was one of these dates that he'd be most likely to accept if someone asked (other than the fight) it would be this one
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A video of Alexby (from the recent wedding with all the Karmaland boys) popped up on Pac's stream today while he was looking at fanart and it was like a bomb was set off in Pac's chat because at least 50% of us were like "ALEXBY???????" and I was like wow ok I didn't know we had so many sleeper agents here, I am in good company
#i talk#almost felt the need to clarify ''irl wedding'' but that's insane#speaking of the Karmaland boys I NEED Pac and Luzu to meet IRL#it's insane how many times I've glanced at a picture of Pac with a hat on and mistaken it for a photo of Luzu#anyways this post is brought to you by me seeing Pix's Roier screenshots and thinking that side profile of him was Luzu#I swear I don't just see dudes in hats and automatically think ''LUZU?????'' I PROMISE#qsmp talk#karmaland talk#*thinks about Pac in Karmaland*#*DIES INSTANTLY*#listen he already hit on Vegetta. He's got one foot in the door#Pac's cute Vegetta would probably invite him if Pac could understand consistent Spanish and if they knew each other better#<- extreme copium but let me dream
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got another hoshimina fic idea… it takes them four people and nine years before they get their shit together.
#egg boils#first part is kafka&mina <- not the worst person she could go to for advice really#also bc kafka is the only person she can totally herself with. she’s got 9 years of feelings to let out okay. screw the formalities for onc#second part is hoshina&okonogi that’s his buddy. they’re buddies. besties. okonogi also not a bad choice for advice except she doesn’t know#what hoshina is talking abt half the time bc you do know the captain is never THAT close to anyone but you right vice captain?#hoshina: ???#third part is mina hitting true desperation. narumi&mina. narumi for advice is fucking crzy. but she’s also crazy. and pining#and down bad down so bad it’s like hoshina is pretending NOT to notice how abysmally bad she is for him#narumi: why am i involved. why . get me out of here. i don’t care#mina: shut up and listen.#THEYRE HESTIES TO MEEEEE#the second other person mina can be somewhat herself with okay. okay#might switch it around so narumi is first but we’ll see. it would be funny bc last person is#kafka&hoshina . hoshina letting his woes out to the guy that joined the defense force 6 months ago but hoshina thinks kafka might be the#best person to consult. “you can read her expressions better than i do#and kafka is just like. but she’s always showing some her most obvious faces around u tho..?#hoshina again: ????#see it’d be funny if the first person mina consulted be narumi and then the year after hoshina talks to okonogi and it takes one (1) kafka#for them to sort their shit out actually.#i’ll let it ruminate in my brain for a bit more#i love friendship and duos what can i say#hoshimina#ficwip#<- next one#idea bank
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