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i feel bad when non-native English speakers apologise for making mistakes or getting confused like babe no you're doing great. this isn't on you. the fact that I've seen so many native English speakers mispronounce the word pronunciation and misspell the word spelling should tell you everything you need to know about this goddamn language.
#weirdly specific but ok#asmi#english#linguistics#pronunciation#english speaking#english spelling#english is weird#as someone whose first language is english#mad respect to everyone for whom it's not#you're doing great#the language is not#i love english#but... well#english language#language stuff#phonetics#language#english is a funny language
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My friend made me download Hogwarts Mystery... which resulted me with doing so, which made me suddenly watch edits of it and now... I dunno how to feel.
I wamt to write a Merula Snyde x MC though
#harry potter#harry potter x reader#hogwarts mystery#hogwarts#hphm merula#merula x mc#hogwarts mystery merula#merula x jacob's sibling#merula snyde#merula snyde x mc#i hate my friend#being addicted to a game was the last thing I needed#but... well#what can one do? 💁♀️
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#the way horoscope bs is marketed amongst and by young! people today is sickening#and to make it even more disturbing it's now being blended and advertised with tiktok psychology speech#i just got an insta ad promoting some sort of hip ''''service'''' where they would help me (finally) find toxic-free relationships#based on freaking horoscopes#where they were assining 'toxic trait types' to certain starsigns and birthdates#WHAT#people are in all honesty just sick in the head#and they probibly think themselves liberal and modern for not being 'religious' and being woke and open minded or idek#this is so SO SO utterly disturbing#how people are making some sort of prejudicing science out of this complete and utter crap#and knowing HOW MANY people actually believe in this nowadays#like 10 15 years ago hososcopes were like 'you'll fall in love this week'#'watch out for xyz this week'#and some call in shows were very few people would spend very insane amounts of money by calling there#but today it's an entire industry of influencers and idek i probably just know the tip of the iceberg#and the way people treat it as this legitimate and somehow selfcary way of handling relationships and mental health is INSANE#I N S A N E#it actually scares me#i still somehow have this belief we grew up with where every generation will be more reasonsble than the previous one#but... well
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Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.
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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.
#the funny thing is she DOES know who ben affleck is#mom you're the one who made me watch good will hunting!!!#ah well. mommy doesn't know who the guy is#I'm gonna start saying that as if it's a popular meme phrase that everyone knows. maybe i can gaslight pple into using it#....you know what. please reblog this actually. it's what mommy deserves
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one#'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot#when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.
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friend made my birthday cake
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refraining from a lot of election joke posting and instead I just donated $55 USD to gaza soup kitchen and i encourage anyone else to consider donating even a couple of dollars to the people who will be affected the most from whatever outcome happens
you can also donate to care for gaza here
EDIT: please also consider donating to this family their 93% to their goal!! and also please check out this post featuring more places to donate
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Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me
Extra doodles:
Someone save Sevika, she is in hell
#my art#sketchy sketch#arcane#sevika#jinx#arcane powder#silco#silco and jinx#Silco will never actually be able to discipline in jinx#the best he can do is raise his voice#and even that has no effect#sorry silco you are a doomed girl dad#now I've doodled all my silco and jinx ideas I got a while back no wait#still one#well I'll finish it at some point#sevika needs help guys she is all alone with these two
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honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature*. it WILL kill you. yes.
*this is NOT anti-hrt or anti-vax or anything of the sort. i love criticisms of the anti aging industry + sci-fi/horror. i also love trans people and vaccines and medicine and science. i also don’t care if you personally have botox. this was a shitpost i made while high and 2/3 of the way through the substance (2024). terfs dni. cheers.
#the substance#wow wow still have about half an hour left and I’m truly impressed#anti anti aging#megan rambles#5k#10k#20k#30k#‘hey megan are you bothered by the vast misinterpretations of your original point?’#well. yeah
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I can behave normally around books
#shitpost#anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct#in my defense I only bought 5#for a combined total of usd#where’d the number go. it was 17 usd#the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself#but either way#24 in one day is a personal record I think#also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake
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it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply do not enjoy being treated like shit.
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Hey, if you do crafts (especially things like crochet, knitting, embroidery, etc), make sure to look up how to identify when a listing is AI generated. You do NOT want to waste money on an incredible looking kit or pattern that is physically impossible to make, especially if you're on sites like etsy hoping to support an actual artist.
#as an embroiderer: big red flags are curved straight or satin stitches#stitches that you cannot identify or figure out at all#thread that fades into other colors#backgrounds that match the piece weirdly well (like a floral embroidery piece with a matching vase and flowers on the table)#and a lack of videos of the piece and photos from other angles
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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
#funny talking tag#DEAR WEIRD PEOPLE ONLINE: Can we be weird together?#I am also bad at keeping up conversations with people I don't know very well. Augh I will get better about that I just don't have much#to say about most topics. I am meant to nod and smile at people. This makes messaging hard.
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Our hextech dream….
#the thing is#I’m so excited for the final act to drop#but I’m also so sad because arcane is such a gem#there is very few pieces of media that is so well done#well written well animated well thought out and cared for#the only shows that come close to this level of quality get CANCELLED#So to be able to enjoy a complete and well crafted story as good as this#bro I feel lucky#sad it’s over but I can’t wait#(it’s also insanely rewatchable so I’m not TOO torn up about if#my art#arcane#arcane league of legends#viktor league of legends#viktor arcane#jayce talis#arcane jayce#jayce league of legends#jayvik
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