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xebecdav · 5 months

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Have you watched Gnomeo and Juliet? It was my first encounter with media involving "Stephen Merchant". I was only five years old when I watched it, and I thought it was nice. You should watch it too--I found it awful though, in a good way.

i have seen it before! but only once. it was rentable thru whatever satellite tv service my family had at the time so it was probably release year and so i would have been 8 😭😭 i do wanna rewatch it though specially because of the stephen merchant character in it. also i love movies that are awful in a good way tbh.

#i havent talked abt it much but i have a spreadsheet of every stephen merchant role where he didnt play himself #and i wanna rank all of them and put them in a teirlist #unfortuantely that means watching/rewatching a lot of stuff and im the wolrds worst abd making mysef watch movies and tv shows lmao #but. one day.#also probably my first stephen merchant encounter in the wild was i remember watching tooth fairy on vacation once when i was like. 5.#ask

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caramelmochacrow · 1 year

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lost nirvana and my chatfic are now kinda fucked up to read now haha...

#crow talks #d4dj #d4dj groovy mix #now i need to make up an excuse as to why she said that in one of the chapters!!!#but im not/. going to bring it up in the chapter im currently writing ofc #but. one day.#i shall.

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beatcroc · 16 days

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HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL

#this ones been innmy head all day #bweeeaaahh

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cunning-and-cool · 26 days

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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

#one day stan corrects one of fords equations and both of them have to stop. and stare in horror #the same thing happens when ford starts talking about all the times he broke out of prison #gravity falls #stan pines #ford pines #stanley pines #stanford pines

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woolieshubris · 3 months

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tumblr simulator

#every day i bear witness to one post from a drama that escaped containment #my comic for comic day #makeaterriblecomicday2024

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bookwyrminspiration · 8 months

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

#executive dysfunction #shitpost #every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES #that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3 #and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back #so. rawdogging the world <3 #man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....

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vaindumbass · 4 months

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love all the cute dungeon meshi pride art but chilchuck would not be caught dead wearing any sort of pride merch. you think that man is going to give out any personal information? for free?????

#he would not fucking wear that.#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #chilchuck dungeon meshi #i also don't think he'd use labels tbh. he's one of those dads who never talks abt themselves but then tells u the gayest story u've ever #heard unprovoked when he's talking about his adventuring days #but the art is cute!#delicious in dungeon

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darlingofdots · 2 months

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my parents are on holiday in their mobile home

they're expected back this upcoming weekend

I just spent ten days in my childhood home to keep an eye on things

I have hidden 100 small yellow ducks all over the house

I am very excited for my parents to be back

#dottie rambles #best part was just going about my day in the house and occasionally spotting one of the ducks i hid #hilarious #i did nunber them but did not document where i out them #i stuck one into the velcro of my dad's ski boot I'm very serious about this #they'll definitely find a couple on the first day bc i left some in very obvious places

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gayforcarstairsgirls · 1 year

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#staff need to realise that one little change to layout ruins my day #and that when i snooze tumblr live i mean that i want it GONE #tumblr live

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mewvore · 10 months

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#The other day I bought a snakeskin bag from the thrift store for $10 then googled the brand #someone on Poshmark was reselling a used one for $150

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thegodoffortune · 4 months

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from 8 months ago

animated by mee :)) watch the full thing heree

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #geto suguru #satosugu #two posts in one day?? im crazy

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raskolnikovslawyer · 11 months

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coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

#she has to make a drinkable concoction one of these days right?#like. statistically #x

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wellfine · 5 months

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Au fucking revoir Mister Prince

#One Piece #Cross Guild #Monster Trio #long post #descriptions in alt text #I cannot believe I spent several days illustrating a shitpost.

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bookwyrminspiration · 2 months

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I can behave normally around books

#shitpost #anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct #in my defense I only bought 5 #for a combined total of usd #where’d the number go. it was 17 usd #the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself #but either way #24 in one day is a personal record I think #also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake

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sergle · 11 months

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"tiktok is so toxic yall are on that evil app but I'm built different 💅" to you!! TO YOU!! YOUR TIKTOK ALGORITHYM MAY BE EVIL

Mine is FIRE

#sergle.txt #video #tiktok #i use so much self restraint every day go not post 500 TIKTOKS ON HERE #i gET SO MANY GOOD ONES

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starbuck · 10 months

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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭#for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this #but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films.#NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days #and got blank stares each time #the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized #my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like #i’m getting off the point #the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis

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