#but. Like.

[icanfixthempolls]

[styrofoamdoor]

who was gonna tell me there is canon mpreg in orv

[little-peril-stories]

The Mark of Thieves might actually kill me.

[zeebreezin]

I haven’t been able to write much recently because of exams, but good lord, Dr. Laurence Frost is such a guy. Like, his situation is horrific, right. He’s living a psychological horror story but does not recognize that whatsoever. There’s some real shit going on with him because I really want to capture how cults actually work, especially on the ways they prey on vulnerable people - and despite him objectively being a pretty terrible person in his own right I wanna make sure I capture the nuances of his situation accurately.

However, and this is really important: he’s also fucking hilarious.

Imagine having resting bitchface so severe even the dawn machine leaves you the definition of -_- <- having a great time. He invented a genuinely impressive treatment for migraine headaches out of love & devotion and then immediately used that same formula to torture rebels. Despite being an utter shell of grief at the time he was still a decent guardian to Bev. He let Bev play with matches. And chemicals. He’s the only man on this Geode with a smidge of self awareness. His gift for Vincent’s stag party was cosmogone laced cocaine. Vincent chose him to be the godfather of his child. His closest direct inspiration is the fucking 300% fatality surgery guy. He works two jobs. Canonically he has no friends. I love him.

[mermaidsirennikita]

always a disappointment when you're reading a romance novel and they're getting down to it and the heroine is all "oh wait I'm sorry I'm on my period" and the hero's like "oh it's okay let's cuddle :)" instead of doing this

[stormbreaker101]

this will appeal ONLY to me as both an AvA and Wizard101 fan

but if dark is Spider coded in like 50 billion ways

chosen should be Raven coded. in at least one way

i guess the angel of death motif can lean into it because wings. angel wings can be feathered like a raven.

mainly got this idea bc im rewatching the khrysalis orb quest and.

bro this feels so chodark to me.

[ziggysgender]

oh my FUCKinggod

[sammygender]

‘they didn’t have the concept of mental illness back in the day so that’s why so many people claimed they could talk to god/had life altering visions/believed in witchcraft’ have you considered that maybe the lack of current magic in our world is due to the psychiatric system’s well-meaning inability to differentiate between life-threatening delusions & whimsy/possible spiritual insight

[vampiricbisexuality]

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[mckinlily]

I never understood the point of paying thousands to not learn anything. You’re SCAMMING. YOURSELF.

ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself

[inkskinned]

hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[redstonedust]

phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

[scaryorganmusic]

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from