#but… I’m back

[1eaf-me-alone]

So… I’m back (and it’s been a while, I know)

just coming on here to say that starting next week I’m going to try and post something on once every two weeks - or as often as I can

i’ve got a lot of stuff planned/ in the process of writing and I’m excited to properly get back into writing again!

[striders]

my record player is cheap as shit and the needle keeps skipping so i put a tiny pig on it as an arm weight

it’s lighter than a coin and working perfectly so i’m just gonna. not bother the pig

[rinneycanon]

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[frownyalfred]

love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyone’s tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but it’s Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?

Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfred’s guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and there’s at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating it…

[romanceyourdemons]

local asian market reorganized its shelves. consequently when i went looking for my ve wong vegetarian flavor instant noodles i unexpectedly found myself in the Good Quality Cookware And Beautiful Dishes aisle, aka the aisle of temptation, face to face with a mug (my favorite dish) with a lid (my favorite thing for a mug to have) and a heron pattern (my second-favorite bird) at a very reasonable price (i’m on a budget and i literally do not have room for another mug on my mug shelf). it was like one of those fucked up tests they give monks in shaolin movies to see if they’ve really given up earthly desires. that mug is going to haunt the broken man that i am for a long time

[fxreflyes]

“tumblr mutual” beloved friend I would pick up at the airport if y’all visited my home city

[yooo-lets-go]

There’s always summer somewhere in the world I guess

[doveskarma]

how are we all feeling after today ???

[hoshioyoo]

let me tell you a story…

[minas27]

GIVE HER BACK TO ME 😭 TAKE CRISTON COLE PLEASE

[postflython]

mutuals will log in at 7:42 AM and immediately start reblogging the wettest, hardest, and horniest posts I’ve seen in my life

[noodles-and-tea]

Eepy

[rinneycanon]

[camilleflyingrotten]

[nessieartss]

one of them is gonna beat the living daylights out of you and steal your lunch money and it’s not yuuji

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory will have to speak for his FNAF crimes