#but zalgo isnt even there

[the-s1lly-corner]

CRP characters crushing on the reader 2/2

Placeholder opening here, check part 1 for the other characters! i dont usually write for zalgo because my take on him is... so... yeah... and hard to write for him, but the idea of this intangible godlike entity that can warp realities falling for someone is horrifying

Characters: Jane, Jeff, Ticci Toby, Nina, Bloody Painter, Zalgo

Notes: reader is GN but post mainly focuses on the canon characters, admin uses any pronouns for nina so if you see the pronouns swapping that's why!, heavy hcs for Zalgo and his part isnt really open for "it gets better and you guys get together" no his part is just... horrifying

CWs: zalgo is zalgo; ie non human entity does not follow human morals and is kind of... toxic and horrifying

JANE

I need you guys to bare with me because this blog has always been hc/au heavy with how I write characters but between all the main crps, Jane is probably the most likely to just.. be a normal person 90% of the time, so the chances of you and her meeting during a normal day is pretty high. She's closed off so you don't even notice that there's feelings developing on her end. If there is a difference it's just her being slightly more affectionate and open to you. She becomes even more protective of you, can you blame her? You've heard of the rumors about her family... She doesn't deny her feelings if you ask her, though, so it's a clean confession when the time comes instead of it just being spilled or forced out.

JEFF

He's so full of himself that he approaches you without thinking anything through because he's so confident that you're going to just fall for him. Makes a lot of jokes with you, some darker than others. Flirts with you up front because once more, he's so confident that you're into him that he doesn't take a moment to consider that you would reject him. Probably takes rejection the worst, at least out of the characters on this list. And that's on being on the run since your mid teen years, he didn't interact with many people because of that. "Oh you dig me" as you slap his arm because he said something dumb.

TICCI TOBY

Very similar to the other proxies, watches you from afar but he decides to interact with you sooner than the other two. He's wary, because he doesn't want to humiliate himself or screw anything up but he's so so so desperate to meet someone new who's in his age range so he's doing his best to appeal to you. Sometimes slips up because he's trying too hard. He can pester you and get on your nerves, but he doesn't mean anything wrong by it... usually.. You outright ask him if he has a crush on you and you can see him internally scrambling for something to say. It's actually a little sweet. Probably the most normal out of them all asides Jane, at least by Creepypasta standards.

NINA

Oh she is so upfront about her feelings for you! Makes you small trinkets and keepsakes with random stuff she finds. Very quick to approach you as well and make a friendship. Very chill if you don't end up returning their feelings, and more than happy to keep up a friendship with you if you want that. A yapper, too, so they have a habit of keeping you by keeping a conversation up and alive longer than others would. Custom kandi for you as well, with your favorite colors and some stuff they know you like! As an aside, Nina is a "cringe fandom enjoyer", so you guys can get into the same things and be cringe and free together! Not related to this post but have it as a bonus!

BLOODY PAINTER

He finds himself drawing you more than he draws his other subjects, and honestly its a little frustrating. You start finding some of his papers laying around. He approaches you so he can try to get even more accurate with his art, having the real thing as a reference is much better than relying off of memories of you wandering around town. Once the initial tenseness dies down, you might be able to get a few words out of him while he's drawing. "Muse of an artist" trope, a lot of the things he makes are dedicated to you in one way or another. His art is the only real tip that there's something going on, because otherwise he's good about swallowing and hiding his emotions.

ZALGO

Bonus character, Zalgo would literally alter the universe if he could to ensure that you're there and his. He can manipulate media, and create creatures.. I mean in my au he's literally the reason half the creepypastas exist... I WAS going to make a joke that he makes a stand in to act for him, but he's so into you that he can't stand the idea of someone else being with you... doesnt matter if he was living vicariously through it. Genuine psychological horror elements here with him warping the world around you in an attempt to get your attention and to get you to come to him. Technical cosmic / otherworldly horror (?) because he's something that transcends just about everything in universe. Simultaneously everywhere at anytime all the time, there is no real way to get away from him. Horrifying stuff.

[jeffthekillerxd]

You know what I find funny

Is out of our whole rq system beaux isnt the one who would smash slender

It would be me ;>

Slender/offender/Zalgo/any inhumanly tall men hmu-✝️(baby)

WHY?? THEIR NOT EVEN THAT GOOD LOOKING

[creepsmcstuffins]

Creeps A.U. Things

Things I've deemed important for the blog. These things have been sitting in the corners of my mind, since the beginning of the blog. But I never really implemented them. Seeing as I'm happier with giving the blog backbone and something to go off of, I feel it's important to make my own A.U. make sense

Firstly, Slender and Zalgo, are rivals. The Under and Over Worlds are connected. But the entrances are hidden to the naked human eye. The Undertow is sectioned off into domains. There are other Orders in the UnderTow, but Slender and Zalgo are the strongest. These two basically run the Undertow. Nothing goes unnoticed.

Slender's ranks are built like this:

Boss: Slender

Judge: Masky/Tim

Jury: Hoodie/Brian

Executioner: Toby

The Judge (Masky/Tim) acts in Slenders absence, or if there are matters that the Boss can't get to. He does the jobs Slender can't really be present for. (Drug deals, money, etc.)

The Jury (Hoodie/Brian) acts as a final decision maker for certain things in Slenders stead, possible proxies, the signing off on certain jobs, the one that acts as a physical leash for the Executioner when the The Judge isnt there, etc.

The Executioner (Toby) as the title suggests, this person acts as the last thing someone sees. They handle the punishments for going against the Boss. Traitors, skimmers, and runners are usually the ones at the Reciving end of an Executioner.

Skimmers are a term used in the Undertow for beings that take money off of the top. Usually they take small amounts of money from successful drug deals or completed assassinations. These people come in all forms, and not all Skimmers are bad. Some make contracts with the bosses of the Undertow.

Namely a few are currently under contract with Slender's group.

Skimmers that are under contract with Slender

Nathan the Nobody : Serves as a Assassin

Mrs. PencilNeck : A Proxy Trainer

Dr. Smiley : The Slender Doctor

Nurse Ann : The Head Nurse (technically serves under Dr. Smiley, so she's like a plus one to his contract)

Jane : Assassin (Even though she resides on the Over World's forest, Slender has direct contact with him

Masky, Hoodie and Toby run three diffrent parts of Slender's Order.

Masky usually handles the Runners and Assassin's. The gives them their orders.

The Assassin's are:

Jeff : He sometimes acts as Judge if Masky isn't present. (Which sometimes is a problem, as he likes to sign off on just any contract)

Eyeless Jack : he's an odd one, but loyal. (E.J. acts as a double edged sword, as his skills are flexible. A doctor, in training and an Assassin)

The Puppeteer : Sometimes he'll forget to turn in his bounties

Runners are usually the ones that handle low level drug runs and smaller Assassin assignments. These people usually answer to Jeff, though loyal to Slender overall Masky/Tim usually leaves them to Jeff.

Runners are:

Smile.Dog : As a Hellhound, he comes off as the least suspected with dealing drugs

Jason the Toymaker : With his abilities, he's able to use his "toys" as physical Runners. He sends them off with the product, retrieve the money and return to Jason.

Nina : Not the fastest of Runners, but she's loyal as hell to Jeff, so it works out.

They also have a good hold of the Drug and Arms dealings in Undertow and Upper World.

BEN is usually in charge of their Drug Deals. And since Nathan is mostly in constant contract, Masky/Tim let's Nathan be ringleader of most Arms Dealing.

Alot of the Creeps have two forms:

A Creep form and a Human form.

In their Creep forms, they are usually working. The Human forms are used for being in the Upper World. To blend in and what not.

Masky/Tim and Hoodie/Brian also have parts of their drug ring in the Upper World.

The Network

The Network is the term used for the teleportation ability that Slender and Zalgo allow their Orders to use.

The Network is connected to all domains in the Undertow. For the Upper World, there are certain entrances that can only be used by individuals within each Order. And both Orders have special safehouses for their own to use. The Network also connects to the center of the Undertow. The base of it sits in the middle of the Undertow's capital. Think of Yggdrasil, with many reaching branches. Or a brain with all the neuron connections.

The Creeps use this as a way to travel between realms. Slender's Creeps, travel through going into forests. The Boss believes in having an escape root, through the trees. And Slender sees them as a safehaven. He also gave his Creeps a bit of his own power in order to conjure up the portals through the Network. Plus the Creeps need sometime to transform into their human forms, save for the few that were born human or have human like appearances. This includes Creeps like Masky/Tim, Toby, Hoodie/Brian, Third Base (Doby), Cody, Nina, Jeff, Jane, Nathan and a few others. This is because in the Undertow, they usually keep their Creep form as a constant. But if their going up to murder their Creep form remains as their appearance.

Zalgo's army, usually use door ways within his domain to travel. He enjoys not having to walk too far for his destinations.

The running of the Upper World Varies. Most things are ran by humans, but the ones that have the most power have made deals with Zalgo to be his "employees". In reality, their just other pawns to cause Slender and the rest of the Mansion problems.

This is just some beginning stuff. I'll add more lore later.

[achilleasfury]

Jason finding a child that looks like his gay boss in his workshop/room and decides to raise it, after his lover just fucking dissapeared(part one)

(this kinda evolved from an idea based on @neerasrealm ) A child. There was a fucking child in his workshop. How the hell did the child get in here. And why the fuck did it look like Zalgo, but in tiny and annoying. And it cried. Why the fuck did it cry. And why the fuck did Jason know how to deal with a crying baby. Actually he didnt, but after picking the child up and cradling it for a few minutes, it went silent. For a second he hoped it just kinda died, but as he looked at it, it smiled at him. Why the fuck did a child smile at him. And where the actual fuck was Zalgo. The damn god had a lot to explain. He better would come home soon. Jason sighed, shifting the child on his waist. He had no idea what he should do now. The best probably would be to just wait for Zalgo and drink tea. Maybe strangle the infant, if it was too annoying, but who could predict the future? Jason couldnt. After a little preparation, Jason could put the child aside and make himself tea in peace. He then proceeded to just grab a random book, place himself on the couch next to the baby and relax. He quiet enjoyed the peace. For 30 minutes. After that period of time, the damn child started to fucking cry. As he looked to the baby, trying to figure out, what was wrong this time, his eyes lit up a little green. This silented the baby and it stared with big big eyes up to Jason, probably confused. Or exited. Because it started to laugh. What kind of magic man was Jason with children?? The ginger just put the child back down again, thinking about what humans and their offsprings needed to survive. Food. They needed food, just like him. And babys needed to be feed like every two hours. Jason just stared blankly at his tea. If he would have to keep this fucking child, he wouldnt be able to sleep long. “Oh fucking hell. This is horrible.” What did babys even eat? They didnt have teeth yet, so.. Jason got flashbacks from the ‘how to fuck’-lesson from his father. He was m a l e. He couldnt breastfeed a baby. But who could? And if noone could, what should he do then- panic rushed trough Jason. He didnt wanted to have to bury an infant. This couldnt be his legacy. This wouldnt be his legacy. Much to his exitement, a bottle of warm milk just fucking popped up besides him, like something was watching him and decided to gift him mercy. He looked up, shot a quick smile to the roof. Just to be nice and not get set on fire. He didnt wanted to have too much stuff to relate to Natalie and Jane. Another sigh escaped him. He already felt tired. If Zalgo wouldnt come back soon, Jason surely would lit something on fire. Arson seemed to be the perfect answer to everything now. He may should consider getting a therapist. And then sent the bill to Zalgo. After feeding the baby, he just put it down. “You need a name. What in the world even are you? You know, I hope its just a nightmare and I wake up later and you’re not there anymore. That would be perfect.”, Jason waited a few seconds, just for the dramatic effect. Then he looked up the gender of the infant, while trying not to cringe. “You’re a boy... And you look like a really really young Zalgo..”, he needed to think about that. “Fuck it, you’re just gonna be named Zacharias, Zach for short. Why? Because I want non-german and non-israeli speakers to suffer, when you’re going to be older.” Jason then proceeded to smile down on Zacharias, then look at him in absolute disgust as the baby vomited over himself. “This is a fucking joke, right? Are you fucking kidding me?”, Jasons eyes lit up comepletly green. He rememered why he was disgusted by young kids, and terrifyed by teenagers. After cleaning up this mess, searching after baby clothes, not finding any, then proceeding to sew some fitting ones, changing Zacharias’ clothes, and drinking a glass of red wine, Jason was comepletly done with everything. The best part of this was that Zacharias had fallen alseep during the clothes changing. And then Jason fell asleep next to him. (I WANTED IT TO BE LONGER, BUT IM JUST GETTING OUT OF AN BLOCKADE IM SORRYYY- I’ll try to upload the next part tomorrow or at last at wednesday :))

[sullys-nose-hair]

Him meeting your parents 🥺🥺🥺

Today you were going to let Jeff weffy🥺🥺🥺 meet your parents because your relationship has been going ok for four whole days and you could tell that he was a keep let weeper🥺🥺

Of course you knew that he was a killer and might kill your parents if they rub off on him the wrong way, but he wouldn't do that in front of you because he loves you🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Standing on your porch you took in a breath inside of your really small lungs cuz your only 2 centermeters tall🥺🥺🥺🥺

Which is really short when you are standing next to the person who destroys ur buesy just from looking at you🥺🥺🥺

You are a little nervous that he is gonna destroy ur bussy in front of ur parents bc they looked at you cuz he tends to get a wittle jealous at times🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤪🤪🤪🤪

It's not like hes abusive or anything, he just gets a little goofy sometimes, like you🤪🤪🤪🤪🥺🥺🥺

Sometimes you guys get a little goofy together and commit arson with you amazing to curling magic powers that came out of know where.

Long story short you randomly started to experience these powers and it turns out that Zalgo was ur biological father😱😱😱🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Every boy in the mansion wanted you but you decided to stick with Jeff, even though he beats the shit out of you sometimes🥺🥺🥺🥺

Again he isn't abusive, just goofy🥺🥺🥺😱😱😱

Releasing a CUTE AND PERFECT suddering sigh you reach you small itty bitty hand up to the big humongous golden door handle. Though the door handle was nothing compared to you bug, fat, voluminous tits that you have on you chesty westy🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤪🤪🤪🤪😱😱😱

Softly opening the door, your booty cheeks juggled at the action, making s skin against skin noise erupted throughout the whole entire neighborhood bc ur ass is so fat.

Walking inside with your ass jiggling and of course Jeff trailing behind you, the smell of your favorite food hits you small noise making your legs shake, on the verge of cumming as your toes curl bc of the smell, which Jeff doesn't seem so fond of bc or ur reaction to it.

Pushing past you so he could go to the kitchen you watched as his hands shook in anger, you knew that emotion very well, your Jeff Weffy was going to murder or beat your parent.

Running towards him with your hands wiggling around in the air like your ass cheeks you long, blonde air flew behind you as you blue orbs welled up in tears as you reached your small, skinny hand up towards you Jeff Weffy.

But it was already to late, Jeff was on your father straddling his back as he stabbed him over and over and over again as blood splattered all over his face and your black hoodie and pants cuz ur not like the other girls.

Your mother released a high pitched scream as you tried to talk Jeff Weffy out of it.

"Jeff pls this isnt you! You aren't like this" you said in you high pitched feminine voice, trying to reason with Jeffy Weffy.

Discarding what you were saying he leaped like a frog off of your father and went to kill your precious mother.

Rushing to ur soon to be dead fathers side you gripped his big man hands in your itty bitty girl hands that were so soft that whenever you jerk Jeff Weffy off he says how it feeling like a cloud fucking him🤞

Hot tears rolled down you pale, beautiful features as you clenched your fathers hand, almost cumming from how the floor feels in your legs🤞🤞

Looking at you over his shoulder he stared deeply into your big blue orbs, smiling a happy smile as he muttered his last words.

"I...approve...of him" his deep man voice that was nothing like your soft high pitched feminine voice that so many guys want to fuck you for🤞

What can you say, almost everybody wants you bc of you flat stomach, skinny waist, bug ass, big tits and you petite figure🥺🤞

Walking up to you he slides down next to you and bites his red lips, blood dripping down his face making a small red puddle next to him. Closing his non existent eye lids he made the fuck boy fave towards you as he leaned in for a kiss.

Acting like he didn't just murder ur parents in front of you.

But it's fine cuz it isn't like he beats you everyday, you fat ass protects you after all🤞

@oreosplease I don't think this is as funny but work with me👺

[bowtied-pasta]

Can you tell me more about Zalgo and Dark Link? Or maybe Offender and Kagekao? Rare pairs are happy juice.

Fen x Kagekao

They meet in a city.

Kage pranks him, not knowing he’s an enderbeing, and ends up hightailing it out of there as soon as he realizes Fen isnt human.

Fen plays with him a bit. Chasing him around and making him think he’s gonna catch him for some kind of punishment or something.

He eventually stops playing with him, using his tendrils to snag him before he can jump over a wall.

Walks up to him real slow, keeping him wrapped up nice and tight above a puddle of rain water.

Deep laughter as he bends down to address him, puffing smoke away from his face, polite enough even if he is playing with the poor thing.

“Gotcha~”

He lets him go, dropping him safely away from the puddle of water after playing like he’ll drop him in it. Leaving him with a warning of playing more safely with other enders since not all of them are as playful or nice as he was.

They meet again a few times after that, and they always manage to play a little game of chase. Though Kage isnt always the one being chased.

Fen finds Kagekao with a broken ankle and takes him in after getting him better medical attention than he could give.

Spending a good long while in close quarters with someone you already had sexual tension with is bound to make said tension snap eventually.

So without dipping into too much detail about that, they obviously end up together.

Tada ✨

[hydemind]

"To invoke the hive-mind representing chaos. Invoking the feeling of chaos. Without order. The Nezperdian Hivemind of Chaos. Zalgo. He Who Waits Behind the Wall. ZALGO!"

here he is! the big guy! the big bad! but he isnt really that bad, however he certainly is big.

Some fun zalgo facts under the read more:

Zalgo is a pure being of chaos, but you knew that already. Where @functionentropy and i's Zalgo differs from the AVERAGE ZALGO (/lh) is that he in no way is inherently evil! He is a being of Chaos and unknowable entropy, sure, but not maliciousness.

Zalgo has no desire to destroy humanity! in fact, he loves humans! he thinks they're chaotic little beasts, his only wish is that he could of made them himself. (Footnote: Zalgo actually came into existence through humanity coming to be!)

Zalgo has a candlestick that sucks in light instead of putting light out. It appears unassuming (as unassuming an inverse candle can be), until he grabs the flame- its actually what holds his weapon! it's a sword made entirely out of void fire.

Zalgo was recounted as being "at the end of the world" in scriptures relating to the end times, but they never stated he would be the one ending it. Many assumed due to Zalgo's chaotic nature that he WOULD end the world, but, unknown to them, a being of pure chaos and entropy dislikes being constrained to a pre-determined destiny.

He's best buds with Beelzebub (at least he likes to think so), Prince of hell and current ruler of the Underrealm. he was "let out" of his dimension by Bell. (note: Zalgo actually locked himself away. He had a good reason to, but...you'll have to ask if you wanna know more. wink wonk)

Splendor and Zalgo eventually get into a relationship together! They love each other very much. :]

Zalgo does not have eyes unless he explicitly shapeshifts to have them. but his facial mouths do have eyebrows!

Zalgo's seventh mouth is on the back of his head, which also has two X's above it as mock eyes.

That's some of what I have for now! if you wanna talk creepypasta or even marble hornets just send an ask or dm me, im open to conversations all the time!!!

oh yeah, @crowfonder , here he is!

[jovial-jesters-circus]

Could I get Slenderman headcanons with a fem! ‘Peculiar’ S/O? Maybe her power is controlling lighting or something?

Of course Anon! I hope these are okay!

Slenderman With A Peculiar Fem!S/O:

-He's an ancient being, he's seen it all, especially since he lives in a house of ghosts, murderers and entities.

  - He cherishes you, his rose amongst thorns, but when he became aware of your power he was surprised.

- He is able to help you control your abilities and even offer you a secluded place in his forest in which to practice your handling of it, or just use it at all.

- Slender is very cautious of you telling the others, and is very quick to protect you by silencing them asking too many questions to make sure you're not uncomfortable.

- He isnt one for PDA, and even in private he's often gentlemanly, but if you're proud of your abilities and powers, he'll likely give you a secret pet name pertaining to it or even little jokes, such as: "Our flame was only kindled due to you begining the.. spark~"

  - its bad, but he's not the Casanova brother-

- Sally inherently calls you "Magic Mom" and you become her favourite person in the house and she treats your abilities like magic and Slender becomes flustered when she starts imposing the family titles on you, because he he's role of "father".

- You aren't exempt from his annoyed grunts and sighs if you cause an accident in the woods.

- He strictly prohibits you from visiting Zalgo, or Mother (without him) even though due to your powers you're very capable of holding your own.

  - He worries about his wife - a lot

- When you go out and practice with your abilities, he'll never deny you the space, but if you believe you see a white masked man or a man in an orange hoodie keeping an eye on you, you wouldn't be wrong

- All in all, the old man just worries about his lady and it doesn't matter how powerful you are, due to his status and power, and his forced caretaker role, he is very protective over you.

[neerasrealm]

Okay but then- Jason and Zalgo dating heacanons? :o

GOD OK HERE WE GO LADS

jokes on you this is something i have thought about many a time because my brain is barren wasteland with no hope of escape

zalgo and jason first met on the day jason accidentally killed a kid in his shop. zalgo showed up when jason needed someone to help him, someone to comfort and save him, and zalgo was there like an angel sent from heaven

he became jason’s main comfort, the person he went to for everything as his only other friend began to abandon him. zalgo was soft, caring and warm. zalgo was the one to take him in and see him as someone worthy of care and love

zalgo told jason everything about himself. everything wrong he had done and that he wasnt human. jason didnt fear him or see anything wrong with it. he saw himself and zalgo as one in the same

^all of that is in the main canon too lol i just thought itd be useful to set things up

i think romance between the two would form fast. jason never really had an interest in women, and he never really thought too much about it until he realised why,

he liked men. specifically men like zalgo

ofc jason being human and growing up in the 1800s didnt react to this well at ALL and hid the feelings at all possible costs

zalgo of course was still his affectionate, sweet talking self. he’d shower jason in sweet words and hugs, affectionately nuzzling his face into the toymaker’s neck and giggling when he got flustered at the affection.

eventually zalgo pushed too far and jason exploded and confessed his feelings

lotta crying and dramatic yelling

zalgo comforted jason and told him that it was okay, that his feelings werent unnatural and that he loved him back just the same

dates between the two consisted of messing around in the human world, be it dinner, seeing a show together, or committing some good old fashioned vandalism/murder together. yknow. normal date things

zalgo calls jason all of the pet names. all of them. jason blushes every time without fail

zalgo loves being affectionate, be it verbally or physically.

zalgo LOVES hugging jason. he’s almost always draped over him, laying on top of him or holding his hand. you literally cant separate them its kinda gross

jason isnt as good at starting affection. he doesn’t use pet names often, if at all. most of the time he calls zalgo ‘my lord’ and occasionally ‘sweetheart’.

jason also isnt good at starting physical affection. he doesnt like asking for affection, which is fine since zalgo does not need to be told when he can or cant hug someone. he does whatever he wants

jason shows his love through acts of servitude and gift giving. he makes dozens of toys themed after or for zalgo and gives them as gifts. zalgo cherishes them all

jason of course is very needy in a relationship. he needs to be the center of attention almost all the time, so when zalgo goes off to do something else or help another of his minions, jason gets upset at him. zalgo always just laughs it off before hugging jason tight and pecking him with kisses. he knows jason has a short temper and can get violent if hes deprived of attention, and zalgo loves pushing him to his limits.

zalgo showers jason in affection and reassurance, validating him and giving him the reassurance he so desperately needs. zalgo isnt the best with dealing with all of jason’s internal issues and traumas, in fact sometimes he makes it worse, but he does try to help even if he’ll never really be able to fully understand it and take jason’s problems seriously. thats kind of the drawback of dating a narcissistic god

lots of praise between the two. jason needs reassurance and validation and zalgo takes unbridled pleasure in being praised like the god he is.

zalgo bought them rings. i wont be convinced otherwise thats just something he’d do.

wasn’t even a proposal he was just like ‘‘hey i got u smth lol’‘

zalgo lowkey be a himbo

overall i really like them as a couple. they’re not canon in my hcs and probably won’t ever be but damn is this ship a fun idea to think about when it’s three am and my sleep paralysis demon wont shut up and let me sleep

[if-the-crown-fits-translate-it]

Discord pt 61

[Date: 08/03, 4:57 AM - 08/03, 5:11 AM GMT]

[Direct continuation of Discord pt 60]

[CW: Zalgo text, manipulation, stalking]

Maxwell: “AW FUCKING HELL HERE WE GO”

[People note that since Viscount was speaking in English, contrary to usual, Max ought to follow him”]

Maxwell: “FAIR ENOUGH”

C R O W N: “LOOKS LIKE SOME OF US HAVE REMOVED THEIR CIRCLETS”

Maxwell: “YEAH BITCH ME AND VIS DONT CARE BOUT EM”

boo: “bruh”

Viscount: “DO NOT ROPE ME INTO THIS-”

emuhlee: “Max, I don’t think this is the time...”

C R O W N: “...”

boo: “YOURE NOT EXACTLY AT A POSITION TO ANTAGONIZE CROWN RN MAX”

Viscount: “JUST RUN”

fetch: “MAX PLEASE FOR ONCE JUST SHUT YOUR DUMB LITTLE MOUTH AND RUN”

dreaming: “PLEASE RUN”

C R O W N: “STOP RUNNING NOW”

jayyyyyyyy: “he's lost max, and.. kindalost viscount, i think?”

Maxwell: “IM RUNNING DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS WHEN CROWNS GOT THOSE LONG LANKY ASS LEGS MAN”

C R O W N: “VISCOUNT I STILL HAVE YOUR SISTER. STOP NOW”

Viscount: “I-”

Maxwell: “YOUR SISTER???? YOU HAVE A SISTER SINCE WHEN”

[People note that this was not an appropriate time for questions. Rather, it was high time for Viscount and Max to flee]

Viscount: “i can't leave her again”

Maxwell: “VISCOUNT MAN COME ON HELL GET YOU”

boo: “can we grab countess later”

Viscount: “max, go. there's a house through the woods. stay safe”

fetch: “vis...”

boo: “i

that’s not good”

fetch: “vis wait”

C R O W N: “That's what I thought, Viscount :)”

fetch: “awh great

max there's still a chance for you

just run”

Maxwell: “ILL GO BUT IF YOU DIE VISCOUNT I SWEAR TO FUCK”

Viscount: “that's not my name and you know it, prick”

C R O W N: “Of course it is. You'd remember that if you put your circlet back on :)”

fetch: “I'm sorry, vis”

Viscount: “You know that it's not my fucking name”

boo: “i mean viscount isnt THAT brainwashed even with the circlet”

fetch: “I dont think he put it back on after the vc....”

Maxwell: “WHAT VC”

fetch: “From whats I've read, at least”

[People start talking about how Viscount took off his circlet during a VC to prove that he could without it affecting anything]

Maxwell: “YOU ALL HAVE SO MUCH TO FUCKING EXPLAIN TO ME WHEN IM SAFE”

fetch: “max you have no clue how much I want you to have my same exact luck so I can just find you in the woods”

Maxwell: “OKAY SO I LOOK FOR A HOUSE OR A DOGBOY? GOT IT”

Viscount: “he's just.... staring at me”

[Viscount's name in the next few photos has changed to Marcus. however, this is because the photos were taken late. This name change actually occurs in 50 minutes]

Viscount: “you dont know my name do you Crown”

fetch: “Can you try to move, vis? Focus on one part of your body like your finger

Wait”

boo: “yeah try to look somewhere else”

fetch: “Eye contact... Vis, what do his eyes look like?”

C R O W N: “Your name is Viscount.”

Viscount: “No. It’s. Not”

C R O W N: “I chose it especially for you.”

[the-s1lly-corner]

not sure if you’ve done this already but how would slenderman react to the reader hugging his tentacles? and generally showing affection to it.

Reader who hugs n kisses slendermans tentacles!

dont think i did anything like before so yahoo! honestly as much as i love slenderman, thinking of a whole boat load of ideas over the course of like. 9? years, this never crossed my mind. your brain, huge

its not often that you see his tentacles out, usually theyre for his hunting as well as defense.. and to look more intimidating. you know, generally not something that he wants you to be around for..

but i think every now and then they creep out during down time with you, perhaps during a cuddling session with your tall monster boyfriend? or maybe you even get him to indulge in "play" (not that kind of play get your mind out of the gutter) and his tentacles slip out, like you guys playing simple games

the image of someone playing tag or hide and seek with the forest demon is making me chuckle, something much needed post mini cry/freak out session LMAO

personally i like to think that he can only half way control his tentacles. like yeah sure when he needs them they're out, but for the most part they do their own thing, you know?

set up down, lets get to the actual request. his tentacles are colder than him, and admin is personally torn on making them slimy or not... perhaps slightly so? like juuuuuuust enough to be just a little oily but nothing insane, kind of feels like your hands after you just put lotion on them. smooth, too

very cold. i know i mentioned that theyre colder than him, but its like ice cold. so...

basically he doesnt expect you to show any love to this part of him, so hes thoroughly confused when you grab one of them and gently press your lips to it.. then let go. then grab another and give it a kiss as well

cue a confused head tilt before his voice comes into your head to ask what on earth youre doing

isnt it uncomfortable, with the slight ooze? isnt it too cold? doesnt it at least taste a little off?

torn about it, because on one hand hes used these things to kill. but on the other hand he mostly kills in order to protect his space and to sustain his body, and admin likes thinking that he sometimes gets a bit of guilt. call it him resenting his own existence and simply wanting to be left alone while having a natural curiosity for the world around him even though he only really destroys the life around him

also he doesnt like giving you stuff from victims, and i think he would have similar feelings about his tentacles

and yet... he cant deny, that he can hold you closer with them, that he can keep you nearby with them... and that you love him, and every part of him. undeniably, you do. i dont know, its something that when i think about it, its sweet

this creature is full of resentment, for himself and the world he was put in as well as the one who made him (zalgo cough cough au stuff) but here you are

assuming the reader is a human i think it hits even harder, because youre something that hes built to wreck and destroy. and yet youve given him pause, and that was enough for you to win him over

and you never stop surprising him

im getting off topic, but im just a sap for concepts like this, you know?

"its rotten work," "not to me... not if its you" but its you and slenderman, basically

i think the first few times when you start showing his extra appendages affection he pulls them away from you, maybe even forcing them back and tucking them away

but i think over time he melts into it and accepts it...

oh how cruel it was, for the universe to give this reclusive creature a sense of longing, which has been exasperated now that hes gotten a taste of it first hand

[blue-shaded]

I'm legally deaf (some hearing not much) so I rely on captions a lot of the time. This isn't only a Sean problem but I feel like it happens more with him. Fans make captions with 'jokes' in them. They don't seem to realize WHY the option for captions exist. With how much Sean makes, why can't he hire someone to do captions for him? He has plenty of money to and it has literally no downsides.

Yes. I have wondered this for SUCH a long time. YouTubers are sitting on piles of money that can EASILY afford to hire a captioner or someone to do subtitling. There’s plenty of freelancers out there who are willing to take up the work or hell even if you can’t find any, there’s companies to fill in the captions while you are looking for a personal freelancer for your channel specifically. There’s been plenty of opportunities too for him and others to hire someone to do it, there’s been enough people in this community aswell who have complained and pleaded him to do something about it. But no he only disabled the function after YEARS of him finding out that people were exploiting the function. And only after people selfpromoted.. Not after people abused the tool with zalgo text, own commentary or just poor captioning in general. THAT all in all is pretty fucking ableist.. Acknowledging the problem and proceeding to do literally nothing at all about it to improve it EVEN after multiple people in the community complained about needing the function to watch content at all. EVEN after Sean is aware of how many people NEED the function and he chooses to do nothing to help us. More proof of how Sean is a fuckin ableist. The last time someone brought it up he said it wasn’t efficient due to editing schedules and imo that’s a load of bullshit. People can easily caption his old videos and just take captioning old/new videos in their own pace. He’s saying that his version of captioning isnt realistic and he’s just setting an impossibly high standard for himself and he needs to step down from that and listen to what’s best for the community for goddamn once.

[creepypastashavecomittedtaxfraud]

pssst can I step forward to ask for Big Monster Pastas x Reader? Like Slenderman , Zalgo, any of the slenderbros tbh (except the obvious one. smelly fedora man is not allowed pls), or like Rake even? I like me some tall monster babes what can I say >:3c (if u want me 2 b more specific I can but I'm tryna stay subtle >;3c)

yes you can !!! i’ll do zalgo and classic slends for you

Slenderman x Reader

honestly !!! he’s a little shy, he didn’t really think he’d get back into the dating game but then you came along and just stole his heart didn’t ya

 is a very traditional (and fancy) romantic, will bring you red roses and fine jewelry, leaves romantic letters for you with excerpts from classic romance novels, so if youre into that sort of thing youre in luck, but if not you’ll have to tell him!!

 in addition to that, wants to take you to the best and greatest things the underworld has to offer, fancy restaurants, dances, other upscale events, even if the fancy stuff isnt your kind of thing he may try to beg or convince you somehow just because he likes them so much and wants to show up with his wonderful s/o !! he likes to show you off yknow

    if you don’t live with him in the mansion he’ll show up to your house or where you usually frequent at random times, just to check in. startling at first maybe but soon the static crackle of his presence becomes familiar and comforting,

 physical affection is something youll have to introduce slowly, he loves delicate gestures. gentle hand holding, face touching, what have you, he’s very delicate with you

 youre so precious to him !!!!! you fluster him so easily, he wants to make sure youre safe and to take care of you, 

Zalgo x Reader

 like slendy, didn’t really think he was gonna be back in the game, but you caught his attention

 he tries to be smooth and flirty, but most of the time it comes out a little clunky considering he’s not used to human customs, but its got its charms

  being as powerful and high ranking he is in underworld (specifically demon) society he’s very excited to have someone to share it with !! whatever you want it yours basically

 not nearly as romantic and formal as slenderman is, but will throw parties in your honor for you and whoever you like to enjoy, probably won’t participate unless you make him though , more of the high-and-mighty-solitary brooding type (except for you of course)

 enjoys sitting with you , or you sitting on his lap, he’ll play with your hair and just kind of admire you. 

 not great at initiating affection but is very receptive to it, loves getting complimented and will do the same for you! if youre a really mushy sweet kind of person you might even get him to blush

  you are truly special to him- to be his chosen partner out of all humans and demons and monsters alike !!! he’s happy to share his wealth and power with you

[anti-brxxdgee]

Jacksepticeye Ego Lore

So surrounding the May Egopocalypse, Ive seen some people be confused and lost about whats going on! So I figured I’d try to put together a lil ego masterlist!

Im sorry if this isnt all correct or I forget some things, feel free to add on in the comments or reblogs :)

( the video links should explain lot by themselves but ive added in a “small” explanation as well )

Jack Himself

So the “main” ego I suppose is Jack. Since Sean puts on the name Jack for his videos, the character “Jack” has become its own ego. (( at least in my mind anyway ))

Antisepticeye “Anti”

The most popular alter-ego by far. He is community made. The community drew art and added him in stories. He is the evil version of Jack and feeds off of the attention we give. His main goal is to kill Jack. The first time we actually see him is October 2016 during the lead up to Say Goodbye. Next we see Anti in Jack’s Pax Intro, Always Watching.  In July 2017, Darkiplier vs Antisepticeye  comes out. Jack dropped hints leading up to that but continued even after the release. It quickly discovered that Anti didnt have his signature gauges and that it was Jack just pretending to him and “mocking” him. Mark later confirmed that the video wasnt canon. After dropping more hints through thumbnails, tags and social media we see Anti take over again in Kill Jacksepticeye. Jack doesnt upload a second video leaving the fandom in a firey mess. In the video Anti is considerably more angry, moving around more and threatening us after we turned him into a  meme. The next time he appears is in Doki Doki Literature Club. There are hints in zalgo (his signature text) in the tags. Then Jack hits us with Overnight Watch. As a part of his December Charity live stream, Jack had the stream run over night and the community was tasked with keeping an eye on things. Anti made a few appearance throughout the night but all the footage was from older videos. As of recently (May 2018) we learned that Anti didnt kill Jack after Kill JSE, but rather put him in a coma, where its unsure if hes still in said coma. Its assumed that Anti is trying to torture Jack with his own fears in a neverending nightmare.We see Anti appear again in Dark Silence where we see him in full form minus the throat cut though which is suspicious

Chase Brody

A typical “bro” youtuber. Loves trickshots. First seen in A Jacksepticeye Power Hour- Chase Brody formerly titled “Bro Average”  In the video we learn that his wife is divorcijng him and taking the kids. At the end he “kills himself” but the after outro clip shows him opening his eyes. In Kill JSE Dr. Schneep tells us that he saved “his good friend chase brody” and that he went back and saw his family again but its unknown if they took him back. Chase is seen again in TIE  where we see that Chase has been taking over recording for Jack. Throughout the video we learn that Chase has two kids and sees them on the weekend. Its also learned that Chase is very depressed and possibly an alcoholic.

Doctor Schneeplestein (Schneep)

Ze good doctah. First seen in A Jacksepticeye Power Hour- Dr. Schneeplestein In time before Kill JSE, a photo of a corrupted Dr. Schneep is posted to Jack’s instagram. Another photo’s caption tells us that he stitched Anti back together after Say Goodbye. In Kill JSE, we learn that Schneep and Jack are good friends and he saved him after Say Goodbye.Dr Schneep fails to save Jack again and disappears for 9 months. We got a postcard of a german beach with the words “Wish you were here” with “Wis” glitched out. 3 versions are posted, each getting bloodier. Then its deleted. Schneep comes back after his vacation in The Doctor Is Back. 

Jackieboy Man

Im gonna be honest i dont know all that much lore wise Jackieboy Man is the superhero character. His first video on Jack’s channel is Jackieboy Man Returns. He also returns for South Park Fractured But Whole. He’s been missing ever since.

Marvin the Magnificent

Marvin is a magician. His first and only video is  A Jacksepticeye Power Hour - Marvin the Magnificent. Lately, flashes of him have appeared in Try To Fall Asleep as well as his mask appearing and disappearing in Winning as Thanos and Thanos Infinity Mode. 

Jameson Jackson (JJ)

Jameson is a mute character who is thought to be a time traveler. His first and only video is A Jacksepticeye Power Hour - Jameson Jackson formerly titled “Silent Movie”  During the video, Anti easily takes him over so its unknown what side he’s truly on. Flashes of him also appear in Try Not To Fall Asleep. 

I think that just about does it. If I left anything out please let me know and I’ll add it in! If you made it this far, thank you lol, this took like two hours to write and link everything.

// @hufflepufftrax @lum1natrix @marielgum @no-strings-puppet @therealjacksepticeye @aceofspades-lena @katielovesyoutubers35 @fear-is-nameless //

[thespaceprincett]

My last post about PC

I am a huge fan of EMH, Marble Hornets, Tribe Twelve, Nick Nocturn and all that beautiful shit.

I was scrolling through tumblr one day and saw the original post for Puppet collection, at first i kinda scoffed at it because i had never been in an ARG before and none had my friends. Later that day I said fuck it and signed up, a few hours later my life in PC hell had begun.

I had an fear that i was going to be instantly debugged as the codes started to roll in making me confused to all hell. Some how i made it through. I didnt know the GM at all and feared they where a 20 something personal who didnt care about us players.

Ho boi was I gladly wrong

Pc soon became my life, codes started to become a normal thing and so did Anti scaring the shit out of everyone. I lost sleep, cried and even had some fear induced anxiety attacks. But every second i was with my team and trying to beat Anti was everything I loved. I got inspired to draw, to do write stories, to voice act. I hate my voice!

Pc also have me a space to be "myself" in real life im just some 19 year old who works at a factory. In pc Im a sassy spit fire that loves a flower but always ends up doing something wrong but has a bright heart. Em was as real to me as another friend of mine.

Pc has made my love for both ARGs and Anti grow so much stronger than it was before. I stepped into the game thinking "Oh this is gonna be easy the gm isnt gonna..break us haha"

Wrong

Rav aka @grandest-relic DID AN AMAZING JOB AT ANTI HOLY SHIT I AM AMAZED!!! He is an awesome person who cares about people and their enjoyment in game. He also does a good job at motivating us in the game to go shit with the zalgo text. Ravs Anti is best stabby boio ever i lov him

I can not gush enough about how much i absolutely love Pc it was my first ARG. They Mod Squad™ made a beautiful story that will make you laugh, cry and even get mad. Its a trip to go back and see everything happen. Mod squad i love you guys thank you all much for working so hard and keeping up with us.

Last words from PC Em

"I lived through hell, i saw the gates open and us get swallowed inside. Some of us didnt make it and others made it through but with scars. The whole time in hell.. it was fun..."

I love you all every spectator, mod and player.

Be safe, Be happy and Kick some ass.

[bowtied-pasta]

How does Splendorman feel about the pastas who tend to go after innocent people? And on your blog, are their any versions of the pastas who tend to share his views or who don’t go after innocent people or who don’t kill intentionally?

No innocents are ever targeted. Not really.

Splendor

Nina and Kevin (and three oc’s)

Splendor isnt without his fair share of mistakes though, and when he was younger and had less control of his power, he drove people to insanity and even ended up killing one or two. His effect on peoples serotonin and dopamine levels was out of control in his youth.

Splendor’s proxies are more like… chore staff. Helping keep things clean and organized as well as functioning in his candy business. There are very few times they have to exercise their ability to do more… dangerous things.

Nina and Kevin (observer) are the only two ‘pastas’ that I have with Splendor. And while Kevin is very morally grey, he doesnt kill. He doesnt even really leave the basement unless he has to. One of those basement dwelling computer nerd types. Nina, on the other hand, can be violent, but would never act out of line.

‘Fender

Kagekao (and one oc)

While Fen doesnt have proxies, in an official sense, none of the people or demons he associates himself with (Kagekao and my oc Isla) are murderous. Kagekao likes to play, but he doesnt kill. Fen himself has killed and will kill again if the situation were to grant a reaction as such. He protects people that need it, and killing doesn’t happen a lot, but he’s not entirely against it. He would never kill an innocent though.

Slender

Jeff, Jane, Tim, Brian, Toby and Ben

Now, Slenderman and co. He does have his proxies kill people. All the time, theres no secret there.

The main thing about them is that they target people that have committed crimes. Unspeakable acts that make them the worst of the worst. Why they kill them at all? They will or already have gotten away with the crime.

Slender’s line is capable of dark magic and he ends up using the souls from the people they kill and other such things to do some crazy stuff. He’s really secretive about it though, so good luck ever finding out what goes on behind closed doors.

Trender

(One oc that was a past proxy)

Trender has never killed and neither have any of his proxies that he’s had, at least not under his command.

That isn’t to say he’s incapable. If he really wanted to be dangerous he could be. He just doesn’t like messes.

Zalgo

Dark Link and Eyeless Jack

Very lose morals, they kill all the time.

They dont really bother with mortals unless they call for them. So unless youre fucking around where you arent supposed to be then youre gonna be fine.