#but you can check 'em out on insta

[lmsagas]

one week 'til GRAVITY LOST, and to celebrate, here's some art card snippets! not "official" character designs or anything, but the ~vibes~ are impeccable, the Saint Side-eye is very On Brand, and the hamster in my brain gets to hit the serotonin button any time i see any version of my little chaos gremlins in art form. (cred: doodlenerve)

[27-royal-teas]

HEY GUYS !!!!!!! friend promo time!!!!! one of my good friends, kit, plays bass and posts videos on instagram!!!!! follow them at @bad_luck_bass, they are so so cool and awesome i love them to death; they ALSO have a redbubble shop where they sell merch and art designs, basically they’re the coolest fuckin person EVER and if u have the time and money to spend you can head over to their redbubble shop or their instagram!! I’ll link it under the cut :)))) please go give them some love, they’re so cool and nice and talented!! <33

[metalheads-trash-bin]

Hello everyone! My name is Toby, I’m a beginner writer and love to make shit uber realistic for readers. Here’s all the info about my stuff!

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Key:

Ships

Notices

Warnings

Fandoms

Baseline importance

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So far I have three fanfics, a fourth is on the way.

All of my fics will be linked down below! They are wips, so please be patient. Each has their own schedule so make sure to read!

All fanfics will have nsfw, and I don’t mean the basic “stick penis in hole” shit. I mean detailed, loving, and non vanilla nsfw.

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TROLLS:

The first one is my all time fav: Fliff! It goes into Floyd’s trauma, his healing, and realistic dynamics between the characters. This fanfic will be updated twice a week, it used to be updated every day but that’s not survivable long term for me ^^

The second one is Breek! Creek is in no way infantilized in this fanfic. I look at things in a psychological aspect and make damn well sure he’s not babygirlified. This fic goes into Creek’s trauma, Branch’s trauma, allll the trauma, a bunch of healing, and a little bit of angst. It’s updated whenever I feel, but it won’t be abandoned or rarely touched!

The third one is John Dory x Reader! In this it talks about JD’s trauma, some headcanons of his diagnostics, and a bunch of intimate stuff and heart to heart stuff. He is not glamorized in this fic, instead he’s recovering and in therapy. He also has a smallll teeny weeny alcohol issue, but he’s in therapy for that as well! The reader is a trans male, fat L if you can’t handle that. <3 It’s updated whenever I feel just like the Breek fic, but it won’t be abandoned or rarely touched!

The fics are interconnected, so if you see a ship or lore that’s in one of them, assume it’ll be mentioned or involved in the other!

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CREEPYPASTA:

I am currently working on ideas for a rework of a Jeff x reader fic I read. It had a really nice plot but the execution was absolutely horrendous + it was abandoned. I’ll type more info as I update!

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Where else you can contact me or see my content:

Insta: _.metalheads.trash.bin._

Twitter: _mhs_trash_bin_

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And with that…

!!Release the hounds!!

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TROLLS:

Summary:

Floyd is forced into therapy after Branch takes him to his annual checkup since he's staying with him.

Branch's reason for sending him being that he notices Floyd's facade of "being fine" and totally not traumatized even toward a doctor. This leads to him sitting in therapy, which in turn gives him homework. Whats the first assignment you ask?

Making friends besides your brothers and Poppy.

Who better than Barb, the queen of rock, as a starting point??

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It was the last few weeks of fall, Branch heading to the forest to get the final harvest for the season. There were rumors of an animal lurking around the farm, he didn't realize that that animal was a familiar face.

Summary:

You're a metal/rock troll starting a new life in Pop Village. During one of your bonding activities with Branch, you notice a large creature in the meadow.

Why not pay the owner a visit??

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CREEPYPASTA:

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PS. I have a shit ton of playlists on Spotify of ships, characters, and more! Check em out down below~

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[planetmimi]

decode - cl16

context: charles leclerc x black!fem!oc, some smau (cause i love those doooown)

faceclaim: @balialdn on insta

cw: none

summary: after a five-month social media break, artist Ahvi finally comes back to social media. her comeback is in the midst of dating rumors swirling around her and two of her...friends.

Italic = flashback

feedback is appreciated, this is my first one so please be nice

ahvi

liked by charles_leclerc, zendaya and 8.473.875 others

ahvi: my french is getting better, might use it in this project…maybe? (be calm yall)

f1lover: CHARLES WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! welcome back queen (im trying to be calm, i think i might actually explode from happiness)!!!

username74: oh look the whore is back

username54: awww we all hoped you would never come back

username12: no fr! when her contract ran out i thought that we were finally done with her

username276: YOU DIDNT SAY FOR A WHOLE YEAR MAAM

lewishamilton: new music, maybe?

ahvi: maybe… if you get me paddock passes

lewishamilton: ask your boyfriend...maybe

ahvi: blocked, reported and banned from listening to my music cause OMG?! i just got back too?! like please ntm on me

charles_leclerc: teaching you french has been quite the challenge, i would like some type of credit please

ahvi: if you podium i'll think about it

charles_leclerc: and if i get P1 i want a song written for me and to be in the music video

ahvi: *gasps in étonnement* thats asking for a lot, P1 twice this season and you've got yourself a deal

username67: you should have never come back nobody wants to hear your shitty music

stanningahvi: the fact that it’s been damn near two years without any new music… and a year since we've last seen you👁️👄👁️

lew_max.444: no cause if this is a trick…imma do something heinous

ahvi: is this a threat ? cause it’s kinda feeling like a threat

ahvi4f1: i mean…we can make it one if you want us to 🤷🏾‍♀️

zendaya: as your bestfriend i have to let you know, if you don’t drop this, i will do so for you (i will leak it)❤️

ahvi: sounds like less work for me tbh 🤷🏽‍♀️

zendaya: alright yall secret project dropping next month at 4 pm PST

ahvi: ouuu d*sney dupe 🤭

tomholland2013: please, don’t check your messages mate

zendaya: don’t listen to him. go check your messages babe. go ahead.

ahvi: #CANCELZENDAYA

liked by: zendaya, tomholland2013 and 45.856 others

ahvi

liked by: lewishamilton, sza and 5.946.087 others

ahvi: why didn't y'all tell me Australia is so hot ?? oh wait.. thats just me sorry y'all

landonorris : FIRST !

ahvi: 15th actually

landonorris : ......... you think you're so funny huh

ahvisdrafts: i mean she is actually a full time stand up comedian, part time singer-songwriter.

ahvi: you get it

username2: so, you and whats his face broke up and now you're going between F1 drivers?

f1grids: wow, never expected an A lister to become a grid groupie

girly2pop: are you ready to write a song for that man?

ahvi: stooop. shhhhhh. if no one mentions it EVER AGAIN i won’t have to do it

normani: tea is she's actually written like six of em already

georgerussell63: why is it always me?!

username29: girl we've heard the rumors about you getting around miss paddock princess

username : never would i have expected ahvi to become as close as she is with the f1 grid…like i didn't even know she knew what f1 was

username9: shes sleeping her way through it lol

username: girl you need to back up off charles

username6: no for real...going to australia three weeks before race week? way to scream desperate

Over the last year Ahvi has become somewhat of a hermit, between rumors swirling of a potential relationship between her and Charles, and her break up with her ex-friend becoming known to the public. All of this buzz around her name has generated a lot of hate, whether it be from her ex-friend's fans, Charles fans or her own haters. For the last year Ahvi has just been the internet's punching bag, despite not being active on the internet.

In the year she took away from social media a lot happened, a lot changed. Before she started her break, she was just off a stadium world tour, about to drop her first proper album. She felt on top of the world, until one day, with only three months left in her tour. Just before her second day at Wembly Stadium, when she fainted during soundcheck and was sent to the hospital.

- a year ago -

Her heartbeats so loud she almost can't hear what the nurse in front of her is saying. The nurse smiles lightly "I know this is probably very shocking, so I will give you some time, but your options are a bit limited with how far along you are." Ahvi nods, trying to process the words that were said to her, "I just- I'm sorry, I know I've made you say it to me a hundred times over but just...one more time and can I see the results."

"Don't worry, this is a common response in this situation," the nurse says as she hands over the blood test results. Ahvi looks at the blood test results, there it is, in black and white, "your HCG levels are higher than normal," the nurse points to her HCG results. Aleyah's eyes follow the nurse's finger, "Your results put you at being 17 weeks pregnant." There's that word again, pregnant, the one part of this she can't wrap her head around. As the nurse was talking to her an ultrasound tech brought in an ultrasound machine.

Ahvi tries her best to truly listen and absorb what the nurses are telling her as she lifts her shirt up to start the ultrasound. When the ultrasound tech brings the wand to where the gel was put a fast heartbeat fills the room and tears swell in the young singers eyes.

The 22-year-old looks at the ultrasound screen, a small incredulous whisper tumbles from her lips, "what the fuck."

[born2b-beheaded]

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[gentlebeardsbarngrill]

04/01/2024 Daily Ricky Recap

TLDR; Cast&Crew; ErrollShand; KristianNairn; Rhys Darby; Fan Spotlight; Crew Cards; Stede Bonnet as Faberge Eggs; Ricky Roll'd; Ricky's Reels;

== Cast & Crew Sightings ==

= Erroll Shand =

Today's main man is out here loving all the Ricky memes yall have been busy with!

= Rhys Darby =

I've run out of videos I can add so I'm going to link to @mon-ster-chen here on tumblr for the Rhysie video for today! Thanks hon!

= Kristian Nairn =

Just a selfie of our lovely Kristian on Wonday. No news yet on when WJW will be back, but at least we get to see our favorite dj! Source: Kristian's IG

== Fan Spotlight ==

= Cast Cards =

Tonight's cast card is Stede and Pete's guard, from episode 2 of season 1, Jamie Nations-- as well as the man who Gut Stabbed Stede, Carlos Arellano! Thank you @melvisik, you really are finding everybody!!

== Stede Bonnet as Fabergé Eggs ==

One of our delightful crewmates over on twitter @ofmdframes put together quite an assortment of Stede Bonnet comparisons to a variety of Fabergé Eggs for Easter yesterday! Please check out their twitter thread if you have access!

== In Soup Now ==

InSoupNow: In Aid of Team HAVEN for WeeJohnWonday has now closed! Thank you to @ForceMonument on Twitter for organizing this, and thank you so much to every person who donated or shared! You helped raise £3,298.75 for people in need!

= Ricky Rolled =

First up is our darling @blueberreads and their contribution to today's fun! Tumblr / IG

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Next is our friend @ofmdframes again on twitter really giving us a heart attack. Src: Twitter, they have so many more please check them out if you have twitter.

More from @ofmdframes

And the lovely @emcolbs made a an amazing animation of their Ricky art as well. Please visit Em's post here

I know there's more! Been working my way through, but I'm running out of image space! Happy April Fool's day all!

== Love Notes ==

Y'all are wild, you know that? I saw the Ricky stuff this morning and everyone kinda just rolled with it and doubled down everywhere. It was a lovely beam of sunlight today.

Add to that, the boops? My goodness Tumblr knows how to induce dopamine a little bit at a time. It was so fun booping people today! I hope folks got a chance to-- sounds like there was some goofy glitches throughout the day.

I hope you all had a wonderful day. The love notes are shorter tonight because finishing off 2 recaps in one night was fun but I'm a bit sleepy. I hope you all had such an amazing time today, and if not, I hope tomorrow goes better. So much love your way m'dears <3 A little love note from @thelatestkate tonight. If I've already posted this I apologize, but it's always applicable!

== Ricky's Reels ==

Tonight's regularly scheduled gifs have been replaced by a one night only special! Gif courtesy of @samuelroukin

[hyydraworks]

Hi, so I'm absolutely obsessed with your art and would buy one of everything you've ever made if I could. That being said, I have two questions: 1. Do you know of any other artists with art styles similar to yours? Either on Etsy or Tumblr, I would love to support other artists. 2. I know your commissions are currently closed, but do you have a price list or something anywhere for when they're back open? Once I have the money (and an idea) I would love to commission you when you open up again!

Hello and thank you so much for this ask!

So I will leave it up to you guys to determine whether the below artists are truly of a similar style, but these are ceramic artists that absolutely inspire me and I constantly am checking up on their work!

@kness

Simply adorable ceramics both handmade critters and just the most wonderful and whimsical illustrations on extremely well made pots of all kinds.

@a.mist.of.horses

They're not on Tumblr, but you can find them on Instagram, and have just the cutest freaking lil guys, so many adorable accessories with the guys, love them.

@lithopstudio

Same as a.mist.of.horses I just know them from insta, so many adorable and pristine little fellas often incorporated into lovely little dishes and was huge inspiration for me making dishes and putting guys on em.

Marie Claude Roch

So this artist has a focus on dolls and ceramics, and is entirely the inspiration behind my critters with little travel packs on the back. I found her art through Tumblr, though not sure if she actually has a Tumblr account? If you look at her Etsy reviews you can see her absolutely adorable traveler animals with their amazing accessories packed on their backs. She is also the only artist of this list of which I personally have purchased a ceramic friend (I'll make sure to reblog or edit in a pic of my guy, they're the best and keep my plants company).

As for the Commission part of this query, basically I don't have any info because I already struggle with pricing so much as it is, you can times that by five for doing custom work. As soon as I figure out pricing info, I promise I will post it up for people to peruse.

[krash-and-co]

alright !!!! i finally made myself DO THINGS and edited the screen recorded whiteboard video. yes i move pretty quick but the video was hella long on normal speed/unedited, and yes it’s also not cropped but shhh when i did, it messed with the quality lol. and yes. it was still too long for tumblr. it’s an insta post now. 😭

but here you have it, the tumblr lockwood fandom whiteboard !! feel free to pause and screenshot, and if you can’t get something i can try because i have lots of files of this saved lol

if you don’t have insta ask me, i can surely put it up somewhere else, i hate the size limit too 😔

participants in comments, check the blogs out if you have em already <3 or comment if you weren’t added, sorry i forget 😭😭

[tacoreptil]

HELLO TUMBLR HOW’S IT GOING?.

I’m posting random doodles today woohooooo. Made some with a friend! I’mm not sure if they have Tumblr but you can check em out as @cheerio_cof on insta!

Anyway, yeah. I got obsessed with this show and I love the silly guys in it! I’ll probably be drawing them a lot more as well, expect to see me more over here 💥

See ya around 🫡

[jesterjaxx]

OK WAIT I FORGOT TO DO AN INTRO POST

anyways

Hi! My name is Jester or Jax, either works

🫀 She/Him

🦇 I have an Insta and a Tik Tok you can check em out

🎃 comms are currently open! See em here!!

I draw total drama fanart these days

[fatfables]

The Gainer in the Sty or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Others and Love the Bulge

A weight gain/gainer story for everyone who had to read that book at school!

Fakes. Nothing annoys me more than fakes. Fake fatties, fake gainers, fake feeders. Fraudulent men with fake bellies, with cushions stuffed up their t-shirts. They say they wanna get fat, they say they wanna feed ya, then all they do is sit around all day pulling it to AI generated images of teenage boys and girls with unrealistic protruding guts that are so fucking obviously fake. Then they probably go to the gym and hang with their fake friends where they take fake selfies pushing out their fake bellies so that they can post them to more fake friends on Insta or Snap ‘em with other fake gainers who lie to ‘em and tell ‘em how fat they’re gonna get. Even worse is the Mpregs, so obviously fake. And the Furries. Oh, you’re a fat pregnant male ostrich are you? Well get your thick fucking head out of the sand you fucking fake. I’m not like them. I’m a real boy, with a real belly. Not one of these perverted online losers who dreams of metamorphosing from an otter into a bear or any other damn cute little animal. I’m a real boy, I ain’t no Peter Pan and I ain’t no Robin Hood. I’ve never asked no one to morph a picture of me. I don’t need to. I ain’t into no fan art either. God, that shit annoys me. Here’s fat Ash and fat fucking Pickachu. Not into that? Why not try fat Kyle and fat Kenny or fat Bart Simpson? Bit fucking young ain’t ‘e? You fucking fake perv. The internet’s fucking full of fat anime guys and girls, but it’s alright ain’t it, cos they’re just cartoons, they’re just fakes. Till you find yourself stroking the snake to a Shutterstock image of a fat kid eating a burger.

I’ve gone too far. I do that sometimes. I’m Cody and I go too far. That’s how I should maybe start introducing myself. So as to warn people. So that they don’t get too offended. I just get so annoyed. The online world irritates me. I should also let you know that I’m a real gainer. I ain’t no fake. I love to eat and I love to do it in order to get fatter. I got a real pot belly, a real developing Dadbod. I only eat unhealthy food and I only drink carbonated drinks. Anything else would just be fraudulent. I ain’t ever bloated myself on water and I ain’t ever going to. And as for sticking a bike pump up my flabby ass, well you can damn well forget about that. My ass is a one way street! Well it ain’t, but you know what I mean. I ain’t one for air. It takes up too much space that could be better put to use for food storage.

I’ll give you an example of what I mean. I was staying downtown cos I was trying to avoid my folks. I’d gotten kicked out of yet another restaurant and didn’t quite know how to tell ‘em, so I checked myself into this middlin’ hotel for a few nights. Plan was to stay in my room and eat and goon. But I soon got bored of that after the first dozen take outs so I started swipin’ on the app like you do. Came across this cute little femboy called Danni with a pear shaped ass, said she wanted to feed me till I was a human balloon and then fuck me. We chatted for a bit and then I gave her my room number. I was already full to excited after my take outs and stood admiring myself in the mirror. My distended gut was already beautifully swollen and I stroked the underside of it dreaming about how very big she was gonna make me...

Read the rest for free at www.fatfables.com

[steamgl0w]

- HELLO OBJECT SHOW FANSSS -

⭒˚｡⋆** hai hai again doing some more reposting of some of my object show art (mainly just algebralians from PAS in my style and ocs) from insta !! The character refs in the middle are some of the main characters for a vague headcanon informative au sorta comic where I yap about my headcanons for algebralians and their species alongside the story of these characters too (which will me ball All About Numbers / AAS and will probably be tagged in the future under #allaboutnumbers) ! As well, the last imagine is a recent commission from the wonderful @/m0ss_shroom over on Instagram (they were wonderful to work with and do incredible art so go check em out if you can !!!!) (also osc enjoyers feel free two chat w me tryin two find some fellow object show friends:]] )

[virulentvoidarts]

Hello my lovelies! I’m officially opening up my ask blog for The Addisons, Censor, and my other OCs (one of which I didn’t feature below because the only recent art of her is from goretober)

Shoot any questions you have and I will do my best to answer them

I recently managed to snag a job at a vet clinic on top of college, so my drawn responses will be a little slow, but I want to draw my babies more!

If I get enough from you guys, I’ll close the ask just so I can keep up with the drawings, and re open when I answer most of em!

The last image has art that’s a liiiittle old, so ignore the slight style and design differences.

The Fifth drawing of Opal was made by the AMAZING SeeingIsBeleiving over on insta! I’m leaving a link to their profile below because that drawing of my sweet girl is one of my favorite comms I’ve ever gotten! Go give them some love!

[grislygoblin]

Roxy

Warning....NSFW material ahead. By reading this, you certify that you are legally an adult. You further consent to viewing adult-themed material on your own accord. All characters depicted within are fictional adults, aged 18 years or older.

*** TW *** CW *** blackmail, breeding, choking (barely), fauxcest (father/daughter), food mention, fainting, hair pulling, infidelity, penetration (vaginal), rough sex, seduction, size difference

Todd was cleaning off the grill in the background yard getting ready for his daughter’s pool party. She was sixteen now and had made him promise not to embarrass her in front of her friends. He was to be the grill master, and had the whole thing staged with coolers full of various marinated meats and sodas. It was around 10:30 that his wife Tammy came outside. “I’m sorry honey but I’ve got to abandon you. My mother fell and fractured her forearm. I have to go to the hospital to get her sorted. Can you handle the girls on your own?” Todd made the most disappointed, betrayed face she’d ever seen. “Is there any body else that can go down there? I just thought I’d have to cook a little bit, then I could watch the game.” “Sorry honey, my sister is in Vegas and my brother is working today. I’m all she’s got” Todd let out a big sigh “ok then, I guess, I’ll watch em’ but that doesn’t mean I have to like it” she stood on her tiptoes and kissed his cheek. “Thanks honey, I owe you one”. 

The ‘guests’ began to arrive at 11:00. Teenage girls between the ages of 16 and 17 for the most part. All in all there were maybe 20 girls running around. It seemed to Todd that they were all talking, all of them, all the time, and he couldn’t hear himself think. Girls hadn’t been this annoying when he was their age had they? He showed everyone around, where the snacks and bathrooms were, then headed outside where the bbq grill was set up by the pool. he cranked up the music and blasted 80’s music from his pride and joy; his 1994 boombox with dual tape decks. The girls began making their way outside, swimming, sitting in the tiny jacuzzi they had, and several laying out on the lawn chairs. He did his best to keep his promise to his daughter and didn’t make any corny dad jokes or try to talk to her friends. It wasn’t really hard, he didn’t really want to be engaging with them anyway. 

His daughter came up and asked if they could start eating and he threw on his cheesy  ‘kiss the cook apron’ and fired up the grill for real. Within in moments, he was plating up some bbq for them, and a line formed. He noticed out of the corner of his eye, a girl he hadn’t noticed before; a late comer. She looked older than the rest of them and he called Amanda over. Whispering, he asked who that older girl was at the back of the line. He didn’t recognize her from any of her school functions or events. “Oh that’s Roxy” she said. “She’s a senior and she’s ridiculously popular. I’m actually surprised she showed up! She just started following my Insta last week. Please ignore her completely and don’t ruin this for me.” He made a “who me?” Motion with his hands and said “don’t worry, best behavior sweety”. He was ready for any request. He had the impossible burgers, veggie burgers, and even giant portobello mushrooms for the health conscious, but he slayed it with the burgers and hot dogs. He’d been doing those all his life and it was obviously a crowd favorite. The girls were coming up to tell him how amazing they were. By the time Roxy made her way up toward the front of the line, it became apparent to Todd that unlike the other girls who largely ignored him altogether, she was actually watching him. Not staring, but definitely checking him out. When she got up to the grill, she asked for some of the marinated chicken he had as an alternative. “If you’re sure you don’t want the classics, the marinated chicken is definitely the way to go. You’re the first to ask for it but you’re in for a treat. This is an authentic pollo asado citrus marinade that I’ve been perfecting for years.” “Your meat looks perfectly marinated to me” she said and looked at him over the rim of her sunglasses. “I bet it’ll just melt in my mouth”.  He caught it, he wasn’t stupid, but he played it off. “It certainly will” he said as he made a plate to hand to her. She said thanks and moved on. 

As the afternoon went on, the girls hung out in groups, talking, swimming, etc. Every time he looked around, he found Roxy looking at him. He was handing out refills on soft drinks after the food rush was over, and Roxy made her way back to the grill and waited until he was alone. “Cute apron” she said, and he looked down. He’d forgotten he was still wearing his corny ‘kiss the cook’ apron. “I’d sure like to kiss the cock, I mean the cook” his eyes opened in surprise “Freudian slip she giggled, but seriously, either would be ok with me.”  “Uh, you seem great Roxy but uh I’m married and you’re a high school girl.” “I may be in high school but I’m 18 and I’m not a little girl. I’ll make you a deal. You take me in the house and fuck me on your wife’s bed, and I’ll make sure your daughter becomes legit popular. Three weeks as my closest friend and she’ll be set for all of high school.” She smiled seductively “You haven’t even looked at me once today. Don’t you at least want to look at what you’re saying no to first?” Without waiting for a response, she casually turned around and walked over to the nearest lounge chair and pulled off her t shirt, then pulled down her jeans shorts to reveal a tiny, tight fitting red bikini. Roxy was his perfect body type, petite and curvy, yet slender, with an amazing ass. He had to struggle not to stare as she lay down to Sun bathe, but he managed to ignore her and get back to cleaning up the bbq. 

A little while later, his daughter ran up and said “this is the best party ever! Roxy just posted about it on insta with a picture of me and her and it’s getting so many likes! It already has more likes than I have followers! She squeeled and ran off toward the jacuzzi. Roxy soon strolled up and asked if he needed any help putting any of the food away in the house. Todd shook his head, “I think I’m ok, but thanks for the offer”. Roxy’s smile became a smirk “I don’t like being told no. Think about it first. I can make your daughter popular, but I can make her unpopular just as quickly. If you don’t come inside, your daughter’s social life is over. Say yes and come fuck me. I’ll keep our little secret. Nobody will ever know. Not your wife, not your daughter. The choice is yours but know that your daughter’s popularity now rests entirely in your hands”. He was floored. He was being blackmailed by a teenager! He looked at his daughter, beaming at her phone, squeeling with her 16 year old friends. He thought for a moment, then remembered how important it was to be popular when he was in high school. He looked at Roxy. She raised her eyebrow. He just nodded once. 

Roxy smiled wide and went to pick up the nearest small drink cooler. She said, “I can help you take this inside Mr. Thompson.” Todd replied “thanks Roxy”, picked up a different cooler and followed her inside the house. As he followed her, he watched her ass and really looked at Roxy for the first time. The way her body swayed was beautiful. Her legs were perfectly shaped and her back was so elegant. At this point, he figured if he was going through with it, he might as well enjoy it. Once they were in the house, he led her upstairs to the master bedroom. She quickly turned to him and leaned up on her tippy toes to kiss him. Then she pulled the apron over his head and worked his shirt up over his pecs. She gasped “holy fuck, look at your abs!” He looked down. “What?” “Your fucking hot, that’s what!”. She quickly unfastened his buckle and pulled his pants down. His cock was soft but hung there huge and thick. “You’ve got to be kidding me” she said in surprise. “Who knew Amanda’s dad had all this? Where does your wife keep her lube?” He pointed to the bedside table and she quickly found it in the drawer. She turned around to face him and untied her bikini top and bottoms, then said “you’re going to have to help me back into the top ok?” He nodded. She was gorgeous. She pushed him onto the bed and jumped on top of him, kissing him and beginning to make out. 

He quickly took control and pinned her down. He put a hand between her legs and she was wet. He pulled his tip up to her pussy and she shook her head no. “Lube up, you’re too thick for me without it” she handed him his wife’s lube bottle from the night stand and he rubbed it all over his dick, then he pressed against her and slid in deep. Roxy moaned in disbelief, then covered her mouth quickly with her hand as if she was  surprised that she had made that noise. “Holy fuck you’re so big”. He slid out a few inches, then back down deep inside her, further than before. He rolled around for a moment, stretching her out a bit. He wrapped his hands around her thighs and folded her legs up just a little, then began pounding in to her. He took both of her hands in his and pinned her down, interlacing his fingers and holding her hands and forearms firmly against the matress as he relentlessly drilled her pussy. After several minutes, he suddenly thrusted his cock in deep and held it still while it was bottomed out inside her. “It’s been a long time since I fucked the most popular girl in school”. He pulled his dick all the way out and slapped it against her pussy. “Get on your knees” she quickly flipped over and pushed her pussy in the air. He climbed up behind her and slid his dick inside, grasping her hips with both hands and thrusting into her pussy forcefully. The impact was too much for her to handle and her limbs turned to jelly as he pounded in to her. It was all she could do to stay upright on her knees. Her her whole body shook jarringly. Her tits were swinging back and forth to the rhythm of his thrusts. He grabbed her hair, pulled her head back and used it as leverage to slam his dick in even deeper. She started cumming on his cock, her body now shaking on its own as she clenched and arched and writhed. She almost screemed but his hand clamped down over her mouth just in time. He fucked her through her orgasm. He kept on fucking her and put his hand around her throat. He didn’t squeeze but his one hand easily wrapped her throat and held it firmly. “I’m going to cum” he whispered. “Cum on my…” she felt his cum flooding her womb. She couldn’t move. He was gripping her throat and hair, holding her still while he pumped his cum deep inside. 

“Fuuuuuck” she said as he let go of her throat and pulled out. “That was the best sex I’ve ever had!” She ran to the bathroom then came out a few minutes later. He already had his pants and his shirt on. “I knew you’d be a good fuck when I saw the sheer size of you on Amanda’s insta but I had no fucking idea.” She picked up his apron and placed it over his head, carefully, making sure it was laid out right and not twisted, then she leaned up and kissed his cheek. “I’ll keep my promise, not a word, and your daughter will be the most popular girl in school in just a few weeks. Give me your phone” he did. She called herself and said “now you have my number. Anytime you want to hit this again, you just call me. Amanda and I are going to be fast friends too, hanging out all the time, so you can also just give me a wink from across the room and I’ll come find you or come up with some excuse to get us alone.” As he tied the strings on her bathing suit, she shook her head. “Fuuuuck! I’m still shaking. Who knew what a dilf you were under all those loose clothes?! You need to wear tighter fitting clothing Mr Thompson. For real.” Roxy went out to join her friends. Todd looked at himself in the mirror. He thought his outfit was cool. At least it had been in the nineties. He shrugged, all that tight fitting stuff was too uncomfortable anyway. Nah, Tammy was more than enough pussy for him but he had to admit, it had been fun to fuck Roxy, and he almost thought Tammy would be ok with it if she knew the stakes. He put her lube back into her drawer. What she didn’t know wouldn’t hurt her. He went back outside and chaperoned the pool party. Roxy never looked his way again. 

Todd hung out near the front of the house waving to all the parents picking up their daughters, thanking them for coming. Roxy was the last girl left and Todd, Amanda and Roxy were all standing out front when Roxy’s mom showed up. Todd did a double take. It was Kelly Rogers! The hottest girl in high school, and the most popular, back when they were dating. That is until Tammy had transferred to their school and stolen him away from Kelly their senior year. As Kelly approached them she said “if I had known this ass-hat lived here I never would have let you come Roxy.” “Well hello to you too Kelly” Todd replied. Roxy looked surprised “wait, you guys know each other?” “That’s an understatement” her mother replied. “How’s that cunt wife of yours anyway Todd?” “Aw come on Kelly, that was 18 years ago. Can’t we be civil?” “It’s not that simple. Some things can’t be forgiven that easily“.  “Wait, 18 years ago?” Roxy asked. She looked at Todd, then pointedly at her mother. Her mother’s face suddenly turned ashen. “We’ve got to go, hurry up Roxy, get in the car”. Todd didn’t miss it though. He looked equally ashen all of a sudden. He walked up to Kelly and forcibly lifted her up off the ground. “Tell me the truth”. Kelly began crying, then she just nodded. Todd dropped her and she nearly fell on her ass but she caught herself on the hood of the car.  Todd’s head was spinning. He suddenly felt horribly light headed. “Holy fuuuuuuck” Roxy whispered. Then she swallowed hard and gave Todd a sheepish look. “Hi daddy” she said and waived awkwardly. Amanda came up and hugged her tightly,  enthusiastically exclaiming “I’ve always wanted a sister!” just as Todd collapsed on the grass. 

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