#but yk. we've had a lot of parties and so on

[heartyearning]

my latest roll of film i have to say has been a complete and utter flop (my fingers are in like. a third of the pics rip) but that is ok bc they're almost entirely pics from our housewarming (hence the quality being bad i was. drunk!) but i like these two pics bc they feel very vintage tumblr in a way

[weskie]

HOW ARE WE GETTING ANOTHER CHAPTER OF SIMULATORS ON THE FINAL WEEK *AFTER* THE FINAL PROJECT

CMON SUSAN

I either am getting an A on my business plan project or I'm getting a whole ass zero and I don't think there's an in between

[nitlepus]

Pizzapants is relevant now, I must share this thought!!

4 hours ago, toby fox tweeted this!!

it drove me insane, however, it reminded me of a theory i had in mind for 2~3 years now, i dont remember if that theory is mine (probably not, i dont know how to think), and i just share them with oomf cuz i was....yk.....kind of delusional

HOWEVER

this single tweet made the theory stronger! I think it's pretty obvious now but at that time it was very very impossible to happen

1st point (very non-sense)

In chapter 1, Kris brought Susie to the dark world

In chapter 2, Kris "brought" Noelle and Berdly to the dark world

Now, in chapter 3, Kris might bring 3 characters in the dark world, and since deltarune is going to have 7 chapters, I believe that in some of that chapters pizzapants will appear! I hope!

2st point (theory is probably not mine, so it makes some sense)

This one don't need lots of logic, basically, if you notice, the only characters that have face sprites/talking sprites are lighters or darkners! Except for one character

That's right! You got it right! Pizzapants! SO the point here is, if he have a face sprite then he probably would join the party soon right?

But theres a but!

We all know who Toby Fox is, from what we've seen, he simply loves to draw pizzapants/burgerpants (can't blame him, i also love to draw this fucking cat!)

But theres more!

We do know who Toby Fox is, so he may or may not add pizzapants on the party, maybe for lore purposes, maybe just he feels like it, who knows!

Well thats pretty much of it, I know it sounds silly but i really like pizzapants/burgerpants and see him getting the attention today made me really happy!

[spqcebunsforever]

heyy!! so i have this idea of stu taking his best friend reader (fem or gn) as his +1 to a wedding and yk weddings are pretty romantic so they both realise that they had feelings for each other and have their first kiss while they dance but its quite awkward bc they have been friends for sooo long and suddenly dont know how to act around each other? I NEED STU IN A SUIT OH MY

hope you have a good day x

A/N hello! thank you so much for the request I read it and immediately loved it and I also love the idea of Stu in a suit it just had to be written so I really hope you enjoy it!

My Plus one

Pairing: Stu Macher x reader

I have known Stu Macher all my life we have been best friends for as long as I can remember and he has always been my rock. So I wasn't surprised when Stu asked if I would be his plus one to a wedding he was invited to. I didn't know the couple personally but I knew that the groom and Stu knew each other because their parents were friends and when they were young they would hang out a little.

I was overjoyed I had never gone to a wedding before so when Stu asked if I would accompany him I jumped for joy thanking him for ages. But because this was my first wedding I was going to I was taking this very seriously I wanted to make sure I looked good and wouldn't ruin any of the pictures by looking dreadful.

Knowing Stu I knew If I didn't drag him to get something fancy to wear he would end up just wearing his jumper and just a pair of jeans and I wasn't having that so when I went out to go pick a dress I took him to get a nice suit. I picked a lovely black dress that showed my curves amazingly and it made me feel so confident in myself which was exactly what I needed. And because Stu wanted to match with me he got himself a black suit that looked great it really showed off his body in all the right places. And I can't lie when he came out and modelled it for me I couldn't stop the blush that suddenly started appearing on my face.

On the day of the wedding, I couldn't have been more excited. We found where to sit and everything was lovely and emotional the bride and groom looked amazing and the vows were honestly so beautiful I couldn't help the tears that slipped out Stu of course started teasing me about it calling me a crybaby but I just playfully slapped his arm. So after they officially got married, the best man's speech, and stuff like that it was finally time for dinner and then the big party at the end of the night.

Me and Stu found where we were sitting and Jesus I couldn't stop talking about how great the venue looked everything was gold. It was like we had just walked into a fucking Palace I started wondering about how much this all must have cost. We also found out that sitting with us at our table was the bride's aunt and uncle and they were lovely. We were all just chatting away eating then the bride's aunt looked at me and Stu.

“So how long have you been going out and may I say you both are a very cute couple”. I felt like I was turning into a tomato I looked over at Stu and he was the same I didn't know what to say because I'm not going to lie I did have feelings for Stu but I knew he only saw me as a friend so even though it hurt I just laughed the comment off. “Haha, actually we’re best friends we've known each other for ages”. The couple just looked at each other and then started having their own separate conversation. My face was still red and when I was about to make a joke about it to Stu I completely froze when I saw that he was actually looking a little upset so I just continued eating.

We had all eaten our dinner and had our lovely desserts. Stu ended up getting the chocolate cake all over his face I swear he eats worse than a toddler sometimes and I had to quickly try to get it off with my napkin which sort of worked we went through a lot of napkins. But It was finally time for the big finally party the lights changed colours and everyone started joining the bride and groom on the dance floor.

I wasn't the biggest dancer to be straight up I don't think I can dance very well but Stu on the other hand can take over the dance floor and become the centre of attention in a second. Stu got up and asked if I was coming but I just said that I would wait until I was a little less full he smiled at me nodded and ran straight to the dance floor.

I genuinely think that this was the happiest Stu had been the whole day because I hadn't seen him this hyper and Happy. I found I couldn't pull my eyes away from him while he was on the dance floor the way he looked so happy the way his suit made him look stunning and the lights made him look so handsome and that's the exact moment me watching him dance that I realised that I had fallen hard for my fucking best friend. But what was I supposed to do I couldn't act on it could I? he thought of me as a best friend and I didn't want to ruin our friendship just because of something stupid like this.

But while I was dying on the inside kicking myself for falling for Stu he came up to me put his hand out and asked me if I wanted to dance with him. And of course, the dance had to be a slow dance I of course, said yes and I took his hand as we both made our way to the dance floor. I put my hand on his shoulder already holding his other hand and I felt him put his hand on my lower back the song started and we started dancing.

“You know I don't think I told you this tonight but you look really nice tonight y/n like really nice”. I giggled but then started feeling the blush come back to my face “You look great as well Stu you really suit a suit” he laughed at that and we continued dancing. I was listening to the song lyrics and I couldn't help but notice that the more me and Stu danced the smaller the gap between our lips appeared and the way we were both looking at each other it was like everything around us had stopped and the only people that mattered were me and Stu. So I decided to be brave for once in my life and I took a deep breath and closed the gap between us kissing him.

I thought that the moment I kissed him he would pull away and I would be devastated but I was wrong Stu kissed back. After a few seconds, we both pulled away for air and both our faces were red and we both looked like we wanted to say something to each other but to escape having to have that awkward conversation right now about what had just happened I put my head on his shoulder and we continued dancing I felt Stu relax when I put my head on his shoulder making me feel a tiny bit better about the whole situation.

At the end of the night, everyone went home we said goodbye to the bride and groom and me and Stu were left alone waiting for the cab that he had called I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me whole we hadn't spoken about the kiss at all and I was to scared too. But that was until I heard Stu clear his throat and I turned around to face him ready for him to tell me that he doesn’t like me like that and that I’ve just ruined our whole friendship just like I thought I would.

“I need to know…do you like, like me” I looked at this boy astonished “Stu I just kissed you I wouldn’t have kissed you if I didn’t like, like you”. He rubbed the back of his neck and let out an awkward laugh “Okay yeah you’re right I’m sorry it’s just I didn’t think you would like me like that”. Before he could finish his sentence I put my hands on my face and as quickly as I could I ushered out the best apology I could.

“Listen Stu I’m so sorry okay I know you don’t like me like that and you think of us as only friends and really I’m okay with that but tonight I just don’t know what got over me and I guess I’ve just liked you for ages and tonight I was brave enough to try and act on it and…it’s okay if you don’t want to be friends anymore”. I took a deep breath trying to get ready for whatever you would say knowing that it would possibly break my heart but instead, he took my hands away from my face and gave me one of his stupid heartfelt smiles that he knew always made me feel better.

“Hey, hey that’s not it at all I was going to say I didn’t think you would like me like that because I thought you were way too good for me. Y/n I’ve loved you for as long as I can remember and tonight when we kissed I thought that I had drank too much and started hallucinating”. I could feel tiny little tears start to collect in my eyes “Wait so are you saying you like, like me too” Stu put his hand on my face and without missing a beat he kissed me again.

When we parted we both had smiles on our faces and it was his turn to hit me with the “ I wouldn’t have just kissed you if I didn’t like, like you”. I gave him a small laugh and hugged him. After a few minutes, our cab finally showed up and took us back to his house where we stayed up the whole night talking about ourselves and what we were going to do. Sure it was a little awkward at first because of how long we have been friends but the more we talked about it and how we both felt Stu finally asked me if I would officially be his girlfriend and I couldn't have been happier to say yes.

[tiddiesoutwhenthetisout]

recent doodles (in between losing our shit in overcooked so we don't actually lose it)

random bulshit incoming

Pyrhhus

context: we have what we call our own "fanon pyrrhus" based on the idea that he is "an achilles without a patroclus". we play this super random game where we make a story, leave blanks for characters, then randomize. the storyteller improvises depending on these, and what happened was... the demon lord hector was being attacked by pyrrhus, took one look and said "yk what, i'll adopt you. i'm done being a demon lord (because the party sucked so hard he didn't think it was worth it). let's go back to my wife and kid."

and for the first time pyrrhus felt genuine love and care and went from the snarling boy (bottom right) to the cutie on the left. and in our succeeding games he has dissociative identity disorder as a running gag. he turns feral when he feels threatened (words said, things seen, etc.) but generally he's a really sweet guy especially when he has granny (thetis), but a father figure whether isolated or not is essential lest he's just feral.

in one story, his father threw him into the dungeon (yes it's achilles) because he didn't want the child. so little pyrrhus had to eat monsters to survive. his grandfather peleus turns out to be the leader of an orc gang hanging out in there so at least he has a sweet side, but they don't live together because pyrrhus is rebellious and defensive with his autonomy and capability. also, this one plot definitely wasn't a crack rework of dungeon meshi lol-

then here's ANOTHER redesign of

Patroclus

because i can't get him right orz. the "looks like heracles" thing was because he resembled my image of heracles before i tried to salvage his hair. i couldn't erase anything bc we did not have an eraser lmao. i think this will finally work, but i just have to tuck that stray lock of hair away from his face next time. also, i'll attempt facial hair again but in smaller amounts (i put stubble on him in the next pic). i'm just incapable of drawing more "masculine" features rn but i'll practice at some point... 💀

that's achilles below patroclus. the dark left eye was an accident, but honestly it *would* be interesting if he had one pitch black iris from his mother and the other green is from wherever the fuck he got it. i took the headband thing from his hades design too hahaha (idk my ancient greek culture okay)

also, yes, they do have matching ear piercings. i might try to digitalize these again later on when i'm in the mood.

i have to learn how to cartoonize stubble oops

also, curly/wavy hair is so fun to draw with these simple shapes, huh : 0 i'm the type of person to draw hair with fine strands except when i'm deliberately aiming for that anime style (i just want to learn how to color like them help).

i was going to yap about the stories we've done so far but i realized maybe i should turn that into an entire new post. or maybe draw stuff for them 🤣

also, like DnD this game would probably be fun with a lot of people. you could do this for any fandom too so that's the best part of it.

[my-castles-crumbling]

okay this is going to be extremely long so apologies in advance

my parents are being bloody overprotective bitches and it's pissing me the hell off. my school, that they picked, is full of rich snobbish brats. my family isn't rich and we can't always do what they do yk? doesn't mean that we're not well off because we are but again not so much that our lifestyles are going to be the same and that's fine. the girls in my school have been going on international trips since before they could walk and i hear about it all the time and i told my parents about it and they explained why we couldn't go but we've been to the best places in our home country and that's been amazing, we've gone on several a year and that's great. but you feel a little well more than a little left out when you hear everyone talking about their international trips, including my best friends so obviously stung a bit, but it's fine. i went on my first one this year at fourteen and seriously i'm probably starting to sound a little ungrateful but i promise, i'm not. then it's practically a known fact that everyone in my year will leave to study abroad for their undergrad and i can't because it's too expensive even though i've always wanted to and i'm smarter than them but that's fine, i'll change my life plan to accomodate that. people have been coming home themselves since they were younger than 10 and they didn't let me until this year. fine, they're just looking out for me. everyone around me had their first sleepovers by twelve but my best friends and i had our first ones this year, and okay fine. i try to understand and accomodate what they want all the time i'm okay with that. the problem here is that i asked them if i could go out with my friend after school to a mall to go to the arcade, have lunch, windowshop a bit and that sort of stuff. my mom outright said no but my dad tends to be more reasonable so i calmly explained all the reasons why i think i should be allowed to go. i'm more mature and responsible than most people my age, my friend lives near the mall and has been there unsupervised, everyone else already has gone out without adult supervision and it's not going to be a regular thing. my dad said that he'd rather i do something more "industrious" but like we have a school event on that day so not like i'd do anything productive in the first place and i kid you not, everyone's going out with their friends. my parents' excuse is that they want me to focus on my studies and they don't think it's a pastime fit for someone of my age. firstly, they were the ones to send me to this school filled with rich snobby bitchy and condescending brats (they say they didn't know that the people would be like that) and now they honestly can't expect me to not want to fit in also it's not that deep every teenager in my city does it why tf can't i. i understand why some things just can't work out for me and i adjust accordingly. but this? it's bad enough that my country's culture is so restrictive that teenagers don't have the freedom or the trust to go around by themselves but everyone does this and they're not even saying it like a just not now thing, i can't go out like that for the entirety of high school like fuck you. i'm not ungrateful okay i appreciate everything but at the same time i do a lot of shit without adult supervision, though it took forever for them to let me, so why not the mall. it sucks, feeling like an outcast because everyone else does it and i can't even go to parties or movies man without adult supervision and i'm extremely responsible so i don't get why. and they're like "look at all the things you do that your friends don't" there's literally nothing i do that at least half my year doesn't too. like i just want to be like them yk and i don't give two shits about popularity but my life is pretty boring and i can't even go out and do shit like everyone around me?? how's that even fucking fair and then i tried to insist, kinda threw a tantrum (not my proudest moment) and then they threatened to stop letting my friends come over, so sincerely, fuck them.

Hi!

Okay so I think this is a chance to SHOW them you're mature. Sit them down and ask to have an adult conversation. Ask them why they don't want you to go by yourself and ask if there's any sort of compromise you can make (like they go but are in a different store or something). Calmly explain why this is important, and if they still say no, then ask what you can do to get them to say yes.

I understand why you want to go. Everyone else does, and it sucks to be left out. I dealt with that a lot growing up, so I really feel your pain here. But the last thing you want to do is throw a tantrum because then you're just proving your parents right. Prove them wrong by making a compromise or asking what you can do to get what you want, and they'll be more likely to treat you maturely, like you want, you know?

Sending you so much love <3

[polyamorouspunk]

ok so slumber party crush stuff i met this guy on my sports team and we've been chatting and he's been like. really interested in polyamory?? and also he's soooo cute. he's really into anything that's fermented with yeast (love me a really weird guy) but we're too young for him to be able to brew beer so he just makes a Lot of bread but he'd be like. the 3rd straight cis guy who realized he was queer because of me i've gotten with recently and i don't know if i want another one yk and like i know i have a type and that type is pretty basic boys who are secretly (once you talk to them for five seconds) so insanely weird but sometimes i get tired of being the one who has to explain everything. also i think he has a girlfriend. he had a girlfriend a few months ago? and i'm kinda worried he thinks he can have something with me while he's with her because im poly. anyways. that's my slumber party crush loredrop thank u ig

Yeah man no problem

[up-in-space-reading]

Average Weekly Screentime - Chap 2: Motorbikes and Movie Nights

pairing: Jake Peralta x Amy Santiago

word count: 1908

warnings/tags: college au, texting, drunk texting, text fic (mostly, there's prose a few chaps in), bets, bisexual!jake peralta, jake peralta has adhd, parties, drinking and alcohol, sexual references, implied sexual content (nothing explicit, just suggested its going to happen/has happened), friends to lovers, swearing, mentions of cannibalism, lighthearted threats of violence (typical rosa stuff yk), fluff

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Story Summary: texting fic college AU with the squad! It's the beginning of the school year and while everyone else thinks it'll be the same as the previous year, Gina has a feeling things are going to be different and wagers a bet with Rosa and Charles. Told through all the various group chats everyone is in.

Chap 1 | Chap 2 | Chap 3 | Chap 4 | Chap 5 | Chap 6 | Chap 7 | Chap 8 | Chap 9 | Chap 10

authors note: i was gonna wait until i had more written to post another chapter but i felt bad making you wait so here is another chapter! i wanted to title this chapter differently but the one i first came up with rhymes so we've GOTTA stick with that.

Thank you for reading and hope you enjoy!! <3

Jimmy Jabbers

[11:23am, Thursday]

Queen G: okay we NEED to go to a party this weekend or im gonna start pulling my hair out Queen G: im being semi-serious btw

RoRo: name a time and place RoRo: I just show up if I feel like it

Pineapples: gina ur a genius Pineapples: party this weekend is a m u s t

Mr Grapes: I’m in but does anyone even know someone having a party

Four Eyes: I’m with Rosa, name the time and place and I’ll see if I can make it

Queen G: firstly – ur not getting out of this one amy, nice try tho Queen G: secondly – charles I know MANY people and at least one of them will be having a party Queen G: give me 10 and I’ll sort everyones weekend plans

Pineapples: love u gina

Queen G: thank u

-

Sexy Bitches

[11:28am, Thursday]

Sexy: what are ur weekend plans ter?

Ter Bear: James is throwing a party at ours on Saturday. Claims its his birthday but his birthday is in summer

Sexy: and im assuming ur gonna invite ur bestie gina?

Ter Bear: Sure, but you can’t DJ

Sexy: seriously??? Sexy: what if i sent u my playlist Sexy: u can make an informed decision

Ter Bear: Fine, but I’m not making any promises

-

Jimmy Jabbers

[11:33am, Thursday]

Queen G: great news! Queen G: ter bear having a party at his

Pineapples: count me in!

Mr Grapes: me too!

RoRo: yeah sure

Four Eyes: I don’t know..

Pineapples: still recovering from the last party??

Four Eyes: Very much so Four Eyes: I’ll come but no drinking

Queen G: boooooooo

Four Eyes: I’ll be designated driver?

Queen G: amy ur the beessttt

-

Skipping School Is(n’t) Cool

[11:38am, Thursday]

Ferris: u dont have to come

Cameron: I know, I’ll probably regret if I don’t though. My mother keeps bothering me to make sure I’m making the most out college

Ferris: what if making the most out of it is being a regular in the library and handing assignments in a week early Ferris: has ur mom ever considered that

Cameron: Haha I don’t think she has but I’ll bring it up next time she calls me

Ferris: tell her i said that Ferris: i want credit

Cameron: Will do

-

Jimmy Jabbers

[9:06pm, Saturday]

Four Eyes: Leaving my dorm now, you all better be ready. Meet you in the parking lot.

Queen G: rosa and i on our way

Pineapples: charles and i also on our way

Four Eyes: Can’t believe I wasn’t invited to any of the getting ready sessions?!

Queen G: we were pregaming Queen G: next time u will be invited

Four Eyes: Fine. Now get your asses down here.

-

[10:04pm, Saturday]

Four Eyes: Can’t believe I’ve already lost Rosa, does anyone know where she is?

Queen G: with me Queen G: we’re dancing and drinking

Four Eyes: Fantastic

-

[11:24pm, Saturday]

Pineapples: anyone seen amy?? Pineapples: cant find her

RoRo: shut up or come to the kitchen and drink peralta

Queen G: charles hitting on a girl Queen G: trainwreck

-

Skipping School Is(n’t) Cool

[11:26pm, Saturday]

Ferris: where r u?

Cameron: Outside, it was too loud inside

Ferris: u okay?

Cameron: I’m fine, will be in soon

-

Jimmy Jabbers

[12:28pm, Sunday]

Pineapples: my whole body has dry mouth

Four Eyes: I’m not surprised considering you almost threw up in my car

Pineapples: worth it

-

Skipping School Is(n’t) Cool

[12:43pm, Sunday]

Ferris: u alright?

Cameron: I’m fine, I just really don’t think I was in the mood for that party last night

Ferris: fair enough Ferris: when i feel like that i pretend to be a different person

Cameron: I’m not surprised you do that, maybe next time I’ll try it. For now I’m gonna focus on studying

Ferris: as if u need to do more

Cameron: There’s always new material to be worked on, you know

Ferris: news to me lol

-

Jimmy Jabbers

[06:54pm, Tuesday]

Pineapples: calling it now Pineapples: anakin is darth vader

Four Eyes: Wait what???

Mr Grapes: jake, have you ever seen star wars??

Pineapples: this is my first time! Pineapples: i get why people like these

Four Eyes: Oh my God..

Pineapples: i gotta ask tho Pineapples: why the purple lightsaber

Mr Grapes: don’t worry about it, it really doesn’t matter

Pineapples: sure thing!

-

[07:45pm, Tuesday]

Pineapples: im literally so smart guys

Four Eyes: Jake in the nicest way possible, everyone knew about Anakin

Pineapples: seriously??

Queen G: even i knew that and i dont watch movies like that

Pineapples: aw man…

RoRo: Jake ‘I worked out that Anakin was Darth Vader all on my own’ Peralta

Pineapples: idc i still liked the movie

-

Bi Besties

[04:02pm, Wednesday]

Dagger: if you message me one more time about this I’ll burn your die hard poster

El Baboso: i know about motorbikes I swear!

Dagger: gina knows more about motorbikes than you do

El Baboso: wanna take that bet?

Dagger: NO JAKE

-

Jimmy Jabbers

[04:04pm, Wednesday]

Pineapples: @Queen G can u name some motorbikes?

Queen G: sure thing babe Queen G: bike 1, bike 2, bike 3, bike 4, bike 5, bike 6, harry Harley, harriet Harley, henry Harley, hobie Harley, hotel Harley, and bike 7

RoRo: I have nothing to say

Pineapples: check. mate.

-

Skipping School Is(n’t) Cool

[08:03pm, Friday]

Ferris: amy can i be super honest with u rn?

Cameron: Of course, is everything okay?

Ferris: this is hard for me to admit tbh Ferris: but ive gotta do whats best

Cameron: Jake, you’re making me worried

Ferris: i need help

Cameron: Are you alright? What’s going on?

Ferris: im behind on assignments and idk what im doing Ferris: can u help me???

Cameron: That’s it?! You scared the hell out of me! Cameron: Yes, I can help you with the assignments as long as you don’t do that again

Ferris: pinky promise! Ferris: library tomorrow??

Cameron: Sounds good

-

Dance Squad

[01:32pm, Saturday]

G-Hive: ive just gotten some incredibly interesting news

Charlese: dish sis!

G-Hive: ignoring that G-Hive: jake and amy are studying together at the library

Scary: and?

G-Hive: and?! G-Hive: they’re getting cozy

Charlese: they didn’t invite anyone else? that’s weird

G-Hive: i never thought id say this but thank you charles! G-Hive: you get it!!

Scary: so what, you think there’s something happening?

G-Hive: nothing serious because its just studying but voluntarily spending time alone together G-Hive: bit suspish if u ask me

Charlese: its all coming together and im on track to win this bet Charlese: get ready to pay up guys

Scary: absolutely not happening, just because they’re studying alone together doesn’t mean they’re gonna get together in the next three weeks

G-Hive: but its a step in the right direction

Charlese: i still have confidence

Scary: and its still misplaced

-

Skipping School Is(n’t) Cool

[10:06am, Wednesday]

Cameron: Holt has just sent out an email cancelling this afternoon’s class, do you want to go to the library and work on your assignments for a bit?

Ferris: thats great news i should really check my email more Ferris: library sounds good as long as we get food Ferris: im hungry

Cameron: Did you not have breakfast this morning?

Ferris: ran out of fruit loops Ferris: heartbreaking tbh

Cameron: Your nutrition (or lack thereof) scares me

Ferris: thank u!

-

Jimmy Jabbers

[09:35pm, Thursday]

Queen G: manifesting that one day ill have a famous bf

RoRo: are you doing anything to actually achieve that goal?

Queen G: chris evans is bad in bed and if he wants me to stop saying it he’ll have to come prove me wrong

Pineapples: i second that!!

-

[11:32am, Saturday]

Four Eyes: Does anyone want to come get lunch at Sal’s?

Queen G: cant, getting my nails done

RoRo: also can’t, gina dragged me to her nail appointment

Pineapples: yeah im down for lunch

Mr Grapes: I’m ordering in Ethiopian so I’ll pass Mr Grapes: next time though!

-

Skipping School Is(n’t) Cool

[11:34am, Saturday]

Cameron: Meet outside the building?

Ferris: see u in a few!

-

Dance Squad

[11:34am, Saturday]

G-Hive: its all happening babes

Scary: sure it is

-

Jimmy Jabbers

[01:08am, Friday]

Pineapples: i wanna start by saying that i will NOT be held accountable for my own actions Pineapples: now, free of judgement Pineapples: how do i get red wine out of carpet

-

[01:13am, Friday]

Pineapples: you guys suck

-

Skipping School Is(n’t) Cool

[01:16am, Friday]

*Ferris made an audio call to Cameron*

“Jake, what’s wrong?”

“I spilled a drink on the carpet of my dorm and I don’t know what to do, they’ll charge me to replace the carpet or something and I can’t afford that-“

“Okay okay, calm down it’s gonna be fine. What did you spill, and be honest with me”

“Red wine..”

“What?”

“I wanted to try it because I’ve never had it before and I went to put the glass down on the table and miscalculated and knocked my hand and it spilled”

“Is your hand okay?”

“Yeah its fine”

“Okay great, the next time you drink red wine in your dorm I’m going to kill you. Now, you’re gonna need two cups of warm water, tablespoon of dish soap, tablespoon of vinegar and mix together. Pour on the stain in little bits and blot until its disappeared”

“You’re a lifesaver Ames, I owe you big time”

“Yes you do. Now I’m going back to sleep, goodnight”

“Goodnight”

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[01:29am, Friday]

Cameron: 1 image attached Cameron: good as new!

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[08:02am, Friday]

Ferris: I’m glad. Never drink red wine in your dorm ever again.

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[10:12am, Friday]

Cameron: i promise!

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The Night Boys

[10:15am, Friday]

Sidewinder: sorry I didn’t see your message in the chat Sidewinder: how did u go with the stain?

Deathblade: i called amy and she told me how to clean it up Deathblade: looks good as new now! Deathblade: 1 image attached

Sidewinder: THAT’S SO GREAT

Deathblade: thanks

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Dance Squad

[10:17am, Friday]

Charlese: 1 image attached Charlese: well well well

G-Hive: boyle if u win this bet im going to delete my insta

Charlese: tempting offer but I’ll do you the kindness of just taking your $50

G-Hive: god i hate u

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Jimmy Jabbers

[11:49am, Saturday]

Pineapples: anyone up for a movie night tonight?

Queen G: only if its a fun movie

RoRo: why not

Mr Grapes: absolutely!! looking through my DVDs as we speak

Four Eyes: Yeah sure, I could use a break

Pineapples: wonderful!! Pineapples: pls gather at mine at like 8 and bring ur best movie suggestion Pineapples: everyone give me money for Chinese food

Queen G: god ur cheap

Pineapples: im not made of money gina

Four Eyes: How much do you want?

Pineapples: lets call it an even $12 each

Mr Grapes: worth it for a movie night with my buds

RoRo: boyle ruined it

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Skipping School Is(n’t) Cool

[08:23pm, Saturday]

Ferris: btw i liked ur movie suggestion Ferris: even if gina didnt

Cameron: Thanks :)

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Dance Squad

[09:03pm, Saturday]

Charlese: they’re sitting next to each other

G-Hive: and im sitting next to rosa G-Hive: doesnt mean we’re in love with each other

Charlese: its gotta mean SOMETHING

Scary: it doesn’t mean shit except that there’s hardly any seating in this dorm

Charlese: you guys have no sense of romance

Chap 1 | Chap 2 | Chap 3 | Chap 4 | Chap 5 | Chap 6 | Chap 7 | Chap 8 | Chap 9 | Chap 10

authors note: Fun fact: that star wars thing is literally me, i didn't know anakin was darth vader and then guessed it when i watched the movies for the first time and everyone was like "you didn't know???!!!". The motorbike one is also a direct quote from my bestie <3

I tried to be less party heavy this chapter, they do have a life outside of going to house parties but i will warn the next chapter involves a party (i am gonna tease that there's non-texting writing in it tho). Also this chapter now with added terry for one of the lovely commenters on the first chap, it isnt much but i hope u liked it!

Thanks again, i love you!! <3 next chap will be out as soon as its done!

[i-need-some-advice-on]

I currently am no contact with my best friend and I miss her so much but don't know if I should just drop it. We've been through a lot together, but recently something happened that caused the no contact. Long story shortened, she developed an alcohol problem and we had talked about her slowing it down which she promised to do,proceeded to ditch me to party (which is something she's done for years with weed) after making plans wih me and her ex who she at the time was still trying to be friends with. Ex bf ended up calling me really late at night after I got high as shit crying saying he wanted to hurt himself because she got wasted and had to be picked up where she freaked out jn the car and punched him. Already that sounded weird but I ended up letting him come over because he is vaguely my friend and no one deserves to suffer alone if that's a possibility of them hurting themselves. He staid way too long and after talking to him it was easy to cfigure out he was lying. At some point though earlier in the night with him we saw some ghost stuff and I got scared and needed comfort so I put my foot on his because I didn't really wanna touch him but I needed some type of touch to calm back down. I told my best friend everything and apologized for doubting her and she said it was fine. Weeks later she says we needed to talk and proceeded to avoid any questions I have about what it's about or if we're okay etc which caused my anxiety to flare up really bad when I was already dealing with possibly becoming homeless which she knew. She obviously doesn't owe me shit in maintaining my happiness but being my friend for over 7 years I would've hoped for a little more respect yk? But she ends up pushing talking off for a couple days and when we finally talk she says she's upset with me for letting him come over, letting him stay that late, and touching his foot when I knew he had a foot fetish. I did know this but I genuinely wasn't thinking about it at the time. I apologized and she asked for some space. We havented texted for a while now, yesterday was the first time I messaged her in a few weeks because it was her birthday. She didnt respond to me byt when my mom asked about a bday dinner she did. I want her in my life but I've always been the one that chases after her in our friendship even when she's the one that fucks up in a situation. Should I just drop her or do I deserve the dropping? I feel like a horrible person for what I did but at the same time I see not much wrong. I tried to be helpful and then it was an innocent mistake. Sorry for the rant but just any advice to navigate the situation would be appreciated.

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[traumatizeddfox]

hi nothing extreme, just some AITA friend "drama" im looking for a second opinion on. hope ur doing well!

so i recently became friends w this girl and we've been friends for several months now. we met at a mental health awareness program and she immediately opened up that she had anxiety etc. on the one hand i was like it's good to just cut the bs and be honest but at the same time i was a little on guard that she immediately opened up like that yk?

our relationship (platonic) has been fairly smooth, but she will often text me (we live just across the street from each other it turns out) and ask to come over or for me to come over because she's unwell, either mentally or physically. 99% of the time i've been turning her down because i don't feel like we're on that level yet, yk? but i try to still show my support by offering to continue texting her and listening to her vent. but every time i say no she gives me the silent treatment for days and it's really annoying.

a few weeks ago i had invited her to a party i was going to, and she declined. when i was at the party, she texted me saying she had a headache, and i said oof. she asked for us to make plans for the weekend and i said yes. then she asked if i had a problem, and i was really confused, so i said no? and then she said "that was not kind" and that she'd been struggling the past week and i never checked up on her. i was so confused because i was like, how is agreeing to hang out not kind? so i was like sorry im confused, i said yes to hanging out this weekend?? and then the silent treatment began for a while.

today she asked to come over because she's sad. i said i have to clean the house in preparation for company this week, which i told her about previously. but then i offered to give her some coping tips to show that i'm not just trying to flake. and she hasn't responded since.

i know our friendship is kinda based off of the fact that i do mental health support stuff, and so i've really been feeling like i'm more of a therapist to her, or better yet, a firefighter. because she expects me to drop everything immediately and come running to fix the situation, when it's not my responsibility to begin with. i just don't know why she expects so much of me. none of my friends are as needy as her emotionally. (am i her only friend??)

i kinda wanna stop being friends with her. i feel like it's just unbalanced and communication isn't going to work if she's going to just ignore me. i know she's going through a lot, i feel bad for her, but i really feel like she's expecting too much too soon. i'm normally an empathetic and giving person but the amount of times she asks me to come over is frustrating and exhausting.

AITA?

I dont think you're the asshole at all for that. I think she probably has no one to talk to or maybe feels more comfortable with you, and maybe has co dependency issues. It isn't your responsibility to make sure she is safe all the top, especially since you guys aren't that close yet. I don't think distancing yourself from her is bad either, ive been in this situation before where someone treated me like a therapist and a not a friend and it was rly damaging to me. she also seems to have a lot of issues, but that isnt your problem either, and by the way it sounds, you seem to still help her out,so no i dont think youre the asshole at all!

[nardonotes]

20 oct '24

10:30pm

when was the last time i wrote an entry... (* °ヮ° *)....... like 4 days ago? let's recap.: ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ)

17th, thursday: WAS A CRAZYYYYYY NIGHT..... like i literally did not even meant to get that drunk. i was supposed to have a quiet night with three of my good friends out in the city, yk just a few drinks here and there... THEN BOOM. im drunk as fuck, i am everywhere... trauma was dumped and a lot was said! (ᵕ—ᴗ—) but it's ok because i genuinely did have a good time before things escalated...... we got the bus back home and i was in bits... like i was in so much pain i just wanted to die!!!!!!

18th, friday: i was hungover as shit yall.... (╥﹏╥) i was struggling so bad but half way throughout the day i was fine. im so glad i took placement off cause holy shit i would have DIED. and i drank some electrolytes after i ate and cleaned my room and took a shower and i felt soooooo much better :D

19th, saturday: WAS SOOOOOOOOOOSOSOSOSOSOOOO FUN!!!!!! i haven't had a good time like that in so long. it was my friend's birthday party with their other friend (joint) and i made them a mix and got their friend a little vintage expresso set thing. (｡>﹏<) i was so worried they wouldn't like it but they were so happy about it and im so glad. i met so many cool new people and even an old friend,, so im really happy things went the way they went. it was just literally pure vibes- i had no problem with anyone, we watched LPS POPULAR (i got hooked.) like i could say so much more about last night but im genuinely burnt out T-T just know it was so fucking fun !! and i am so happy !!! i felt so comfortable in that setting too :DD those people are super fucking chill and just hilarious,,,, like all of them had my sense of humour it was GR8. ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ i didn't even end up sleeping.,,

TODAY!: my dad picked me up then and we dropped three others by the bus stop :33 i fell asleep on the ride home and the second i woke up WE WERE IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE!! i knocked OUT!!!!! ｡-ᆺ-｡ .. was so tired from allat..... oh i forgot to mention, i didn't drink much like literally took a few sips of some 4loko and drank sooo much water and ate sooooo much food and there were shrooms around but i had enough self control to not- BUT i did smoke a lil weed because god bless some of that fr ‎꜀( ꜆-ࡇ-)꜆

anyways,, i had a really good time. a hectic week but still managed to get outta this week alive! i woke up at like 6pm, ate some food and took a longggggg long longgggggggg shower. also cleaned my room bc it was sooo needed. i do need to change my sheets tho grr... ( •̀ - •́ )

i'm about to have another really busy week ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)  and then i have midterms.. i also have that date on the 27th..... no idea how that's gna go now that we've barely stopped talking. not sure if she's even into me as much i am towards her but that's fine cause im not attached like that, more like butthurt "( – ⌓ – )

ok my back hurts and i have class in the morning,, so ill get some rest (•̀ - •́ ) goodnight!!! this was probably a BOOK to read.

song of the day: Sweet Delusion by Bella Poarch .. so good idgaf.¯_(ツ)_/¯

[diary-episs]

havent written here in like foreverrrrrr, been to sjasks and bjørks birthday and just like studying. Bjørks birthday was pretty fun, liked talking with like salbo, smiggs, mathilde and bjørk! didn't get too drunk.

Sjasks birthday was a lot of fun too, we played fissehul and I got to talk with Hazel and Magnus. Sarah is kinda annoying ngl, can't really take jokes and her and Magnus' relationship is kinda obviously not gonna last. Plus Sarah is really stingy with like everything, especially her weed. She gives like extreme sheltered only child vibes. Everything has to be an exchange, like I give you this and get this. Instead of just like sharing??? Also the first time we met she misgendered me before knowing my pronouns and traumadumped on me. idk shes tolerable but I don't want to spend with her one on one.

anyway at Sjasks birthday i got really drunk and then smoked some weed with sarah (stingy lol) and then I started passing out and stuff, until I puked where I started feeling better. Hazel was really helpsome and caring, she held me up and like sat with me when I puked. I love her so so so much, she's so nice to me. She also went to get food with me afterwards and offered to pay. Birk was also really nice about it and got me water. My bed felt so nice after all that shit.

Anyway I'm studying for physics exam, probably gonna get 02 or 00 lol.

I've been with Hazel for 9 months now and we haven't had any big problems at all. like we've only had one argument and it was just based on misunderstandings.

Sjask and Nik are somehow still together, but like their relationship has so many problems. Like they're both really codependent which is probably the main thing holding them together, a lot of the time I've been with them, I've ended up having to comfort one of them bc of the other. talked with Birk about it and like they agree that they won't last. Also Aisha and August are together and like happy as far as I know, they had a few bumps in the beginning but they're good. They got together at new years, I was at Willys party instead of theirs, got high and just like sat on their couch and ate the whole time.

We also went to Galla, the warm-up was so much fun. Sjask, Nik, Birk, Amina and Jamie got locked out before I even arrived. We had a really nice time by the canals in Sydhavn. I got really drunk on the way to our school, so did sjask. The way there was really fun and then when we got there I wanted to watch Raske Penge and Klumpen so I accidentally left the others cause drunk yk? I really really felt like I knew the words to songs I definitely didn't know the words to lol. I talked a bit with Nora about their love life while really drunk. Anyway Nik got really worried and bpd about sjask because he couldn't find them and he promised to protect her. I did my best to comfort him and then when we found sjask she'd just been talking to Birk the entire time. Then me, jamie, nik, birk, Amina, and that one person whose name i still don't know left to get food and sjask didn't wanna come with us. The plans got scrambled and Sjask called Nik because she changed her mind, we then had to find a very drunk Sjask whose mood swings were off the charts, like crying and laughing back to back. She apparently wanted to find a pin she'd lost and had kinda made up that she saw it across the street and since she wasn't in any condition to cross the street i went over and checked, no pin to be found. That wasn't enough so she decided she needed to check. But like cars and she was out of it. So we hold her back, she gets triggered and hits nik, looks for the pin, no pin. She then after cooling off realizes that she has hit her boyfriend and starts becoming apologetic and crying and shit. had to comfort sjask for the entire bus ride despite the fact that nik definitely needed and deserved it more, there's been a lot of comforting those two. Especially cause they're both really mentally ill.

[salfishersimp2]

Okay hold up this could actually fix something ive been thinking about (i got excited and wrote too much and only 1/4 of it relates to the original post so there's a little TL;DR thing at the end if u wanna jump to that)

Yk the relationship chart with the ATLA team where each member has a relationship with each other? (I cant find it right now) It basically shows how they all had one-on-one time with the others, ending up where they have some sort of relationship with the other members, these being romantic (Aang-Katara), familial (Katara-Sokka) or friendship (Zuko's and Toph's with all members, and Aang with Sokka). So if two members are alone with each other at some point their interactions wont be awkward, since they already have a nicely established dynamic

Anyway, where i'm trying to get is, i was rewatching some episodes in the first season, and i realized that while there are a lot of meaningful relationships, the voltron team (Shiro, Lance, Keith, Hunk, Pidge and Allura) (sorry Coran) would benefit from building individual relationships, since i feel that when you're saving the universe and all its essential to actually be friends with the people living next to you 24/7. The thing is, i tried to think of their one-on-one dynamics and it was really hard to see some of them working together, like if they were all hanging out after dinner or something and at some point only two were still in the living room very few would be able to keep a converstation going without it becoming an awkward silence in little to no time; or if two of them ran into each other in the kitchen it would mostly be a "say hi get what you came for and go do your thing" kind of situation

Very vague examples i know but let me show you what I'm getting at

I've watched voltron maybe 3 times and how i remember their dynamics is kind of like this:

Shiro-Keith: mentor-mentee relationship, imo they're almost like brothers, or friends who care deeply about each other (i know some of you ship them, i don't see it that way but i completely understand it, my point still stands, even if the kind of relationship changes depending on who you ask)

Shiro-Allura: i don't remember seeing them interact much, but since they're both co-leaders of the team (allura with the castle and shiro being the black paladin) i imagine they spend a lot of time together planning stuff, still i feel thats not enough to build a meaningful friendship, like one of them goes missing the other would probably be mostly tactical about it (it goes both ways, not to say they don't care about each other but yk)

Shiro-Lance: while i think lance looks up to him as a hero sometimes, besides the whole leader thing there's not much to talk on how much shiro cares about lance to talk to him outside of their job or the group

Maybe my memory is foggy but i think we've never seen shiro with hunk or pidge that much? Probably bc of how little the writers focused on pidge and hunk during the later seasons (we honestly needed more than just family-balmera-cooking and family-olkari-science, it kinda sucked how they left the characters' life and development after that)

Keith-Allura: they had that whole thing of going away together in a pod to see if zarkon was tracking the castle bc of them, and that almost-romance they hinted at, i guess that counts as a relationship?

Keith-Pidge: i honestly don't remember seeing them talk to each other in any important way that could tell us about their relationship

Keith-Hunk: as i said i was rewatching the first episodes of season 1, we see them laughing and talking to each other at the party in episode 5 i think? I found that very cute and it makes sense for them to have that dynamic, i believe they kept that relationship through the years fighting with voltron. Keith's obliviousness (which sometimes even looks like apathy) to people's feelings and hunk's easy-going honesty are very nice when paired together

Keith-Lance: rivals to friends with friendly banter (i am obviously restraining myself to not talk about the bonding moment but their relationship (whichever kind u want, canon or not) is so obvious it barely needs words to describe it, which should be the case with all of them, sadly it aint)

Lance-Allura: the flirting from lance since first season really shaped their relationship, their romantic relationship at the end was really good, i have my complaints and it definitely needed more development but this isnt about that

Lance-Hunk: THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS. Literally goals. Srsly tho we see how they're friends even in the garrison, after fighting constantly side by side and sharing years of their lives together their friendship only got stronger, i'm sure

Lance-Pidge: They were also already friends in the garrison, even if lance was a bit nosy and was much more interested in parties than pidge they were good friends, being part of the same team both then and when they were in voltron was a big part of it, but they're still really good friends (almost if not to the same level as lance-hunk) outside of it and i think thats so very important, their bond got stronger after the garrison too, imo best friends rn

Pidge-Hunk: they're also besties your honor, they really work so well when together. Plotting, gossiping, sharing interests, having fun, helping one another? Also goals

Anyway, lance-pidge-hunk bestfriend trio

I dont even know how pidge and hunk interact with allura tbh

Okay i think i covered everything, now FINALLY getting to talk about what op said

Them bonding over their family experiences?? Absolutely perfect. It would make their individual relationships so much better considering all the dynamics that could come from it

If they had done that in the show i'm sure the way they talk and act around each other would make it all so much more meaningful than just having them work as a leader and the ones they lead, which goes pretty much with everything allura, shiro and keith are focused on most of the time

Plus the comfort they would have after bonding over that? The families of all the members are important pieces of their lives, if used the right way in story-telling it can become the most important trait of the entire group as one. And the trust that would come with it from sharing that part of themselves with the whole team at some level is incredible

TL;DR the whole team would benefit from bettering their individual relationships with each other and bonding over their families is possibly the best way to fix that, barely leaving any place for superficial interactions and feelings on the importance of everybody there

ok ik i've been dead (im on vacation now yay!!) BUT!!!! listen. allura and pidge and their sort of found family dynamic yeah (bc pidge lost their family and allura lost hers as well and they sort of bond over not having that sort of comfort together and find that in each other....) u can add keith into the mix bc he never really had a family or atleast hasnt for a long time and BAM found family dynamic OOOGH they make me sick.

i just love pidge having familial dynamics w the paladins and keith and lance and hunk being like brothers to them but also allura being like the sister they never had .... UGH

[animeomegas]

Ooooo the Sasuke crazy ex thing was good o.O it low-key has me thinking how Midoriya would react to such an ex? Cuz yk he has his little saviour/hero complex going on do you think he'd try to help your ex regain sanity XD

Omg, that's such an interesting concept, because you're totally right!! Midoriya would give them the benefit of the doubt, assuming they've had a mental break and just need help and support.

Sasuke leans towards homicide to fix the problem, but not Midoriya, never Midoriya.

...

Midoriya knew you had an ex that was more than a little obsessed with you, he'd even met Haruto a few times now. But it still surprised him when you and him were having a picnic in the park, and Haruto came out from behind a nearby tree and collapsed at your feet, begging and crying for you to take him back.

"Alpha, please," he begged, sobbing so hard Midoriya could hardly understand the words. "I need you, please, take me back, do you not love me because I'm not a hero? Am I not attractive enough? Tell me and I'll change it, please!"

"Haruto, we've been over this," your voice was stern as you stood up, shaking him off until he was crying on the grass at your feet. "If you keep following me and my mate, I will get the police involved."

Haruto just shook his head, crying pitifully. Midoriya felt his heartstrings tug. He felt sorry for the man. There clearly wasn't something right with him.

"Haruto," Midoriya said softly, kneeling next to him.

"What do you want now?" he hissed. "You took my alpha and now you want something else."

"Haruto, why don't you let me take you to the hospital, there might be something they can do to help you-"

"I'm not crazy," he shouted. "Don't touch me! I just need my alpha, that's all I need and you took them from me!"

Haruto threw himself at Midoriya, and although he heard you gasp, Midoriya was more than able to safely pin him to the ground.

"Let go of me!" Haruto shouted, still crying. "Haven't you done enough?"

"Haruto, listen to me, I want to help you. Don't you want to stop feeling like this?"

Haruto stopped struggling and only cried harder.

"Of course I do, which is why I need my alpha, please, I'll do anything. Can't you get another alpha, you're a top ten hero, there are lots of alphas that like you, but no one likes me, it isn't fair."

"Hey now," Midoriya said gently, getting a tissue from the picnic basket and handing it to Haruto as he let him sit up. "I think you're beautiful, I think an alpha would be happy to have you as a mate. I've heard you're an amazing cook and you're really good at chess, is that true?"

Haruto fidgeted uncomfortably. It was clear this wasn't how he planned this meeting to go.

"Y-Yes, I like chess and I used to cook for my little siblings most of the time," Haruto mumbled. "You think I'm pretty?"

"I do," Midoriya said. He was now sitting next to Haruto while you stood off in the corner watching carefully. Midoriya was trying desperately to remember all the training that could help in this situation.

"Hey, Haruto, there's a very rare phenomena that my teacher said he encountered once in his hero career," Midoriya started, keeping his voice light. "It's something that can happen when a mating bond is broken by one party. Normally, it can make someone feel sad or angry for some time, but in very rare circumstances it can cause psychosis and obsession with the partner that broke the bond-"

"I'm not crazy!" Haruto insisted agressively.

"I know, I know," Midoriya soothed. "But you might be sick. It's not your fault, I promise, but if you could get all these awful feelings to stop, would you want that?"

Haruto blinked at him, tears dripping down his face, lips wobbling.

"They can make them go away?"

"Maybe," Midoriya answered honestly. "Is that something you'd like?"

"How do they do it?"

"I'm not sure, we'll need to see a medical professional, I can take you right now and see if they can help you, how about that?"

Haruto bit his lip but eventually nodded unsurely, standing up on unsteady feet.

"Can my alpha come and hold my hand too?" Haruto asked quietly, rubbing at his eyes.

Midoriya looked at you and realised that you were almost crying too. It must be hard on you to see someone you used to love dearly in such a state.

"Of course I will," you said gently. "But you have to promise to try and get better, okay?"

"Okay," he sniffed. "I'll try."

"Good, let's pack this up and I can use my license to get you seen straight away."

[kittytheartist]

TBHK Wonderland au

@mari-lair here you go!

it's loosely based off the snippets we've gotten from AidaIro

also! I DO see the wonderland from through the looking glass as one au, so I take both versions into consideration^^ (although they can be separate if I wanted the cast to be different) and Disclaimer it's a lot more fun of a idea of you've at least read the first book; Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

so I like the idea of Kou being the Cheshire cat! because if suites him very well(also it's one of the only wonderlandians that try to help Alice(not that he isn't rude and the Cheshire cat also doesn't make sense but yk)[also AidaIro's take on the tea party we had in our canon timeline and making it the mad tea party was so amazing!])

and of course, Nene is our Alice in wonderland. that's classic!

Hanako as the white rabbit stays, because he truly is just leading her farther into the thick of the supernatural world, and lead her to the tea party! so he stays as the white rabbit.

Sumire is the Duchess! it just suites her so well I couldn't tell you why (but not the ugly part! Sumire will be a drop dead gorgeous Duchess variation lol)

of course Tsuchigomori is the caterpillar ok??? it's common knowledge!

Sakura can stay as the mad hatter and Natsuhiko as the sleepy mouse

and Tsukasa can stay as the Hare!

ok ok, I KNOW you might not get where I'm coming from but....Yako as the Gryphon

OK SO THE MOCK TURTLE IS A OLD MOKKE KINDA LIKE THE ONE WE SAW IN AFTER SCHOOL???

ok this is delving into Alice's second adventure more

ok so the mocking flowers we see Alice encounter? that'll mimick hell of mirrors yk? I just thought that'd be fun to point out!

ok so The white Knight is Teru(my beloved) and our Red Knight is Akane(my beloved) and for those who are unaware (looking at you Mar-Chan👀) the red and white knight are constantly fighting, they're on opposite sides! and I think they fit them well in an au spin, the red knight even scoops up Alice (Nene lmao) as a "capturing" gesture and Alice is brought back down to the floor by the white night, imagine how love struck she would be if Teru saved her from madness like that! she'd be head over heels, only for him to continue his fighting with the red knight after, not giving her enough time to properly thank him. although the white knight is depicted as falling over consistently I do not imagine the white knight, Teru would let that happen! but I do think white knight Teru would bore her by talking of his paperwork and siblings. yes and also to add to the TeruKane their issue in challenge is a fair fight! and they're both stubborn, but can respect each other, ok read this with the lenses I just gave you

TeruKane would definitely want to see each other fall on their heads! anyways moving on

I couldn't tell you why, but the White Queen is Aoi ok?? she has PICNICS WITH NENE COME'ON also is helping her! but with how Aoi isn't the nicest she's always moving too fast and not really caring for Nene. also so fun to have Akane and Aoi on opposite sides, ya?

as for the Red Queen, she is Mirai! she's our apposing chess side but she is quite nice to Alice and even tells her how to succeed and play the game, but Alice sees her as the person who started the mischief, and blames her, but she really didn't do much, but is still part of wonderland, so yk their not the most straight headed.

the Queen of Hearts is a hard one....I couldn't actually place a character as the Queen of Hearts, of Kou wasn't the Cheshire cat I'd put him as Queen of Hearts, because the queen of hearts is really the nicest person in wonderland....

anyways the frog door man, critters and some other characters like that are mokke!^^

I'll let you think about this for a sec

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Do you have any mundane hcs about Guts/Griffith/Griffguts? Like, what's their favorite food, if there's anything they like to do besides fighting, if there was a spot they liked to meet when they were friends, stuff like that. Personally I like to think that Griffith loves reading even for non-practical reasons, especially epic poetry/novels and heroic romances (maybe he even sleeps with a copy of Berserk's version of The Iliad under his pillow à la Alexander the Great lol).

I agree with you about Griffith lol, I always imagine him as a bit of a nerd lowkey. Actually to be specific, I headcanon him as a chronic insomniac who gets most of his reading done at night by candle light or whatever. I feel like he's the type who wants something to focus on because he doesn't like his mind wandering while trying to fall asleep, so he stays up til he's exhausted and gets like, a few hours of sleep a night for a few nights in a row then goes to bed early and gets 10 to make up for it.

So there's one mundane headcanon I guess.

Idk I don't tend to really think of details like favourite foods and stuff lol, I'm not a very creative person so all my headcanons are like, specifically extrapolating from canon. But I might have a few that sort of fit this ask.

I know I heard this somewhere else but I really like the headcanon that the shift in how Miura drew Griffith's hair, the way it got more wavy later on in the Golden Age basically, is because Griffith got access to haircare products lol.

I think Guts cooked a lot. I imagine them out in a camp somewhere, you'd probably have one person cooking for a group a lot, yk not particularly organized but if someone's making a pot of something their friends all share it, and I like to think Guts was often the one throwing meals together, bc iirc he cooked for him and Gambino when he was a kid. (And relatedly but not relevant to the ask, I also think Casca never was and couldn't really cook to save her life.)

Griffith could also cook but never really had to.

I also headcanon Griffith as a terrible singer. If the Hawks ever sang marching songs or folk songs around a campfire while Judeau played the lute or whatever, he'd just smile and listen.

I think during after-battle parties, which the Hawks threw all the time, Guts and Griffith had a predictable routine of getting 4-5 drinks in and leaving the main group to go sit and talk together, and have definitely fallen asleep on each other.

lol I think the only time we've ever seen Guts doing something fun just to pass the time is when he was gambling with the Raiders shortly before the Doldrey battle. Plus he knows a lot about them, as we see in the Campfire of Dreams monologue. So I think Guts probably hung out with them a lot more than we get to see, maybe more often than he hung out with the other Hawk captains, besides Griffith.

But given the choice I think he'd always choose to hang out with Griffith instead, and he has chronic watching-the-door syndrome when Griffith's not around because he always lowkey wants to see him. Classic crush behaviour.

Also wrt favourite food, I don't have any ideas for Guts but I'd like to think that Griffith's is something really peasant-y, rather than anything fancy he gets as a nobleman. Like idk, rabbit stew his mom used to make or something. Idk anything about medieval food, but I love everything that sort of belies Griffith's image amongst the nobles and connects him to his core humanity.

Idk, that's about all I can think of for now. Thanks for asking!