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[allastoredeer]

"Lucifer fell first, Alastor fell harder." I fully commit to the theory that RadioApple took off officially the moment Alastor saw Lucifer's full demon form.

From: (⊙‿⊙)

To: (◉‿◉)

And not for the reason anyone might think looking at him.

Angel: Damn, power really that attractive to him?

Husk: In that Alastor has never wanted to eat someone more than he does right now? Yes.

Lucifer went from snack-size to full-course meal, and well, the way to Alastor's heart is through his stomach. The other feelings got sorted out later. XD

I am 100% on board with Alastor being attracted to power. Like, yeah, Lucifer's cute. Once you get past all the annoying bits, he's not TOO bad to be around. His apple still isn't as cool as a microphone, but it's okay. At least he's an appreciator of canes.

And then DEMON MODE and Alastor just

I actually haven't really gotten into the headcanon/fandom trope of Alastor wanting to eat and/or drink Lucifer's blood. But as an ace with the closest thing they've ever felt to attraction being full body armor/outfits (think the Mandalorian, the Black Panther suit (both T'Challa's and Shuri's), Death from Good Omen, etc...<- I'm not even making that up, if there's anything I've felt that I'd classify as attractive, it's people covered head-to-toe with not a piece of their body showing, usually with a modulated voice), this is me projecting onto Alastor, but in the form of ultimate demon power.

Alastor: I would never have sex with Lucifer.

Lucifer: *goes demon mode*

Alastor:

[cada4us]

reedsue redraw 💪

july 12th, 2024 — july 18th, 2022

[lover-of-mine]

Season 2 bpreg where after Shannon says she’s not pregnant and asks for a divorce Eddie tells Buck and says he’s kinda disappointed because he was looking forward to a baby, Buck without thinking it through is like “I can have your baby!” Thinks about it and doubles down, Eddie goes “yeah that seems normal and reasonable, let’s do it!” So idk ig they sleep together and the next day Shannon dies?? Bad timing. Cant decide if the truck falling on Buck still happens or not but if it does everything is FINE and while he’s out of commission Buck finds out he actually is pregnant after their spontaneous decision to make a baby and instead he goes nuts focusing on that or something

Okay, definitely still want the explosion to happen, and then Buck finds out he is in fact pregnant after the surgery in his leg and he is in PANIC MODE, and Eddie is kinda like "yeah, no way he actually got pregnant first try and after everything that happened to him" so he kinda just lets it go because Buck needs to heal and Buck is spiralling because he does not know how to tell Eddie and he is extra moody because hormones. Then he just blurts it out one day because of a craving or morning sickness or whatever and then he's all apologetic even though both of them agreed to the baby before sleeping together and Eddie just kinda loses it a little bit in the sense that he's on Buck in an instant and they are making out and Eddie wants to get married and yay we solved it before the tsunami even happened oaksaoksasaoks

[beanghostprincess]

The "If _ was still alive they would have stolen _" meme you got sent is so Togachako

Toga has already stolen Ochako from Izuku, because I can assure you this girl will not be moving on any time soon. She's dating Toga's ghost idc

[mirandimoo]

alright listen i know they said kazurei romantic relationship and marriage not canon BUT this just allows me to push my kazurei queerplatonic soulmates agenda even further so who’s REALLY winning here???

[theemporium]

Dear 4 piercings for $220: Is $55 per piercing cheap? I only paid 25 for both my lobes together but I know cartilage is trickier so I’m trying to figure out how much I should save up. Hope you can get yours done and that they’ll heal well!

I think different parts of the ear are more expensive and so is the jewellery!! my second and third lobes were only like £40 but my sister’s cartilage was £70, I think??? if you find a shop to do it, you could always ask their prices or see if they say anywhere online!!

[noodle-shenaniganery]

Sometimes I see people saying stuff on Tumblr that seems obvious to me and I kind of go, “Was this ever up for debate?” And then I find out that yes, people are, in fact, arguing about these kinds of things.

[fl3a-bag]

It’s their greatest invention as of yet

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[planefood]

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

[noodles-and-tea]

Last one from the archives

[dashcon-two]

Prepare yourself.

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!