#but yes yes .

[allastoredeer]

"Lucifer fell first, Alastor fell harder." I fully commit to the theory that RadioApple took off officially the moment Alastor saw Lucifer's full demon form.

From: (⊙‿⊙)

To: (◉‿◉)

And not for the reason anyone might think looking at him.

Angel: Damn, power really that attractive to him?

Husk: In that Alastor has never wanted to eat someone more than he does right now? Yes.

Lucifer went from snack-size to full-course meal, and well, the way to Alastor's heart is through his stomach. The other feelings got sorted out later. XD

I am 100% on board with Alastor being attracted to power. Like, yeah, Lucifer's cute. Once you get past all the annoying bits, he's not TOO bad to be around. His apple still isn't as cool as a microphone, but it's okay. At least he's an appreciator of canes.

And then DEMON MODE and Alastor just

I actually haven't really gotten into the headcanon/fandom trope of Alastor wanting to eat and/or drink Lucifer's blood. But as an ace with the closest thing they've ever felt to attraction being full body armor/outfits (think the Mandalorian, the Black Panther suit (both T'Challa's and Shuri's), Death from Good Omen, etc...<- I'm not even making that up, if there's anything I've felt that I'd classify as attractive, it's people covered head-to-toe with not a piece of their body showing, usually with a modulated voice), this is me projecting onto Alastor, but in the form of ultimate demon power.

Alastor: I would never have sex with Lucifer.

Lucifer: *goes demon mode*

Alastor:

[cada4us]

reedsue redraw 💪

july 12th, 2024 — july 18th, 2022

[lover-of-mine]

Season 2 bpreg where after Shannon says she’s not pregnant and asks for a divorce Eddie tells Buck and says he’s kinda disappointed because he was looking forward to a baby, Buck without thinking it through is like “I can have your baby!” Thinks about it and doubles down, Eddie goes “yeah that seems normal and reasonable, let’s do it!” So idk ig they sleep together and the next day Shannon dies?? Bad timing. Cant decide if the truck falling on Buck still happens or not but if it does everything is FINE and while he’s out of commission Buck finds out he actually is pregnant after their spontaneous decision to make a baby and instead he goes nuts focusing on that or something

Okay, definitely still want the explosion to happen, and then Buck finds out he is in fact pregnant after the surgery in his leg and he is in PANIC MODE, and Eddie is kinda like "yeah, no way he actually got pregnant first try and after everything that happened to him" so he kinda just lets it go because Buck needs to heal and Buck is spiralling because he does not know how to tell Eddie and he is extra moody because hormones. Then he just blurts it out one day because of a craving or morning sickness or whatever and then he's all apologetic even though both of them agreed to the baby before sleeping together and Eddie just kinda loses it a little bit in the sense that he's on Buck in an instant and they are making out and Eddie wants to get married and yay we solved it before the tsunami even happened oaksaoksasaoks

[beanghostprincess]

The "If _ was still alive they would have stolen _" meme you got sent is so Togachako

Toga has already stolen Ochako from Izuku, because I can assure you this girl will not be moving on any time soon. She's dating Toga's ghost idc

[mirandimoo]

alright listen i know they said kazurei romantic relationship and marriage not canon BUT this just allows me to push my kazurei queerplatonic soulmates agenda even further so who’s REALLY winning here???

[theemporium]

Dear 4 piercings for $220: Is $55 per piercing cheap? I only paid 25 for both my lobes together but I know cartilage is trickier so I’m trying to figure out how much I should save up. Hope you can get yours done and that they’ll heal well!

I think different parts of the ear are more expensive and so is the jewellery!! my second and third lobes were only like £40 but my sister’s cartilage was £70, I think??? if you find a shop to do it, you could always ask their prices or see if they say anywhere online!!

[noodle-shenaniganery]

Sometimes I see people saying stuff on Tumblr that seems obvious to me and I kind of go, “Was this ever up for debate?” And then I find out that yes, people are, in fact, arguing about these kinds of things.

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[mallalada]

the voice of the devil

[fl3a-bag]

It’s their greatest invention as of yet

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

[planefood]

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[yesornopolls]

do you think you could take a vampire?

[noodles-and-tea]

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