#but yes thx 4 this ask it has to be said

[dysaniadisorder]

iirc people dont dislike taylor swift because her music is bad, they don't like her because she's openly dated a racist, has pics hanging out with a guy wearing a giant swastika, and released 8,000+ tons of carbon emissions in a year (average american releases 16 tons anually)

sorry if this seems pointed/mean, i didn't mean it to be it's just i wanted to explain where the hate comes from. And I dont blame you for not knowing!! When you google why people hate her all it comes up witu is "jealousy" and "popularity", you have googles the specifics (like "taylor swift dating racists" or "taylor swift swastika shirt" etc.) and to do that you have to already know about it

oh yeah no, thats all completely valid

i NEVER see people hating on her for those. its always 100% her music sucks, her songwriting is shallow, shes not a genius artist ect.

if people were actually hating on her for that shit it'd make perfect sense but theyre genuinely... not

[poppyseed799]

Just remembered I technically have a Reddit account, cuz one time someone posted an art I made onto r/fnafcringe and I got a lot of hate for it, so I felt the need to make a throwaway account to defend myself cuz I was like 14 or something. idk if anyone responded to whatever I said cuz I never touched the account again after posting my response. I don’t remember the username or password.

[comically-callous]

Can you do a story were you date Sirius so he can actually Date Remus and reg don't know and likes you and gets jealous

If you can thx you <3

I didn't think I'd like writing this as much as I did lol.

Regulus Black x Fem!Reader

Some Warnings: Technically a modern AU, a bit of cursing, mentions of a bad home life, jealous Reg, sort of angsty???

A/n: I made this new Year's themed even though new years has passed 🤗 Cause y'all can't stop me 🤬🤬🤬 This is DEFINITELY my longest fic yet. PLEASE DON'T LET IT FLOP GUYS.... My requests are open btw

Ah, winter break. It was something everyone at Hogwarts looked forward to. Well, almost everyone. There were those who didn't get to go home to their families and some who wished they didn't have to go home to their families.

One of those people was a friend of yours, Sirius Black. He often avoided talking about his home life, but you knew it wasn't good. And you knew going home for the holidays could be hard for him. So, when it was the day before winter break and the two of you had a moment alone, you asked if there was anything you could do to make the break easier for him.

"I need you to be my girlfriend."

Seven words you'd never expected to hear from your best friend. Your best friend who was in a gay relationship, nonetheless.

"What?" You asked in bewilderment. "No!"

"Wait, wait, wait. It's not what you think." Sirius put his hands up as if to show his innocence. "I don't really want you to be my girlfriend. I just need you to pretend. Please."

"Why?!"

"Because," he explained. "My parents have started to get... Suspicious about my total lack of any girlfriend. And I may have told them that I was dating you.... Y'know, to throw them off my track..."

You stared at him. "You told your parents we were dating?!" You repeated, clearly upset at him.

"I know, I know. It was a shitty thing to do, and I'm sorry." He says. "But, if I didn't give them some sort of excuse, they might've found out about me and Remus!"

You were still upset, but you could understand why he did what he did. "So..." You crossed your arms. "You said I need to pretend to date you. What is it exactly that you need me to do?"

"Over the break, I need you to come over for a couple days. My parents will meet you, get to know you, blah, blah, blah. And then, you'll never have to speak with them again. If they ask about you after that, I'll say we broke up."

You really weren't a fan of having to fake date your best friend. You also weren't a fan of having to meet his parents who you'd only heard negative things about. But... You knew how happy he was with Remus and you would hate for his parents to find out about the two. You sighed. "You're lucky we're friends."

"Is that an agreement?" He asked, a grateful smile on his face.

"Yes. But, you'll be forever in debt to me."

"Fine by me."

The next day, while on the train to 9 3/4, you and Sirius mostly just planned for you having to meet his parents. You decided that you'd arrive the day after Christmas, stay for news years eve, and leave new Year's Day.

A lot of the train ride was spent establishing some basic facts about your "relationship". How you'd met, your first date, what your wedding would be like (which was strange, but Sirius assured you that his parents would ask about marriage), and some other details.

Soon enough, the train ride was over. Your winter break was fine. You enjoyed getting to see your family, but you were quite stressed about seeing Sirius' family. Part of you wanted to call the whole thing off, but you knew that was out of the question. You had to do this. For Sirius.

The morning of December 26th was a cold one. You wished you'd had more protection against the cold, but the formal attire you were wearing could only do so much. Sirius had told you to bring nice, formal clothing for the few days you'd be there. You were a bit worried you'd still be underdressed, though.

You took a deep breath and knocked on the door to the literal mansion that Sirius lived in.

After a few moments, the door opened. Regulus black stood on the other side.

Oh.

"Hi." You greeted, trying to politely smile at him. He didn't return the gesture. He did the opposite he gave you a look of... Annoyance?

"You're here for Sirius."

You couldn't tell if it was a question or a statement, so you just gave a nod.

He stepped aside to let you in, his eyes trailing over your attire, making you feel nervous. "He's in the living room with mother and father." Regulus said before walking off.

What a strange interaction. You and Regulus weren't close, by any means. But, you never thought he disliked you. You thought the opposite was true. Whenever the two of you did interact, he was always quite nice.

You tried to shrug off the interaction, but you just couldn't. Even when you were next to Sirius, meeting his parents for the first time, the way he'd acted toward you was on your mind.

The worst part of your day was dinner. You were worried about everything. How you were eating, how you were sitting, the way everyone was looking at you, the way Regulus was looking at you.

"Y/n," You were broken out of your thoughts by Walburga's authoritative voice. "I want to know how you and Sirius began seeing each other."

You nervously glanced over to Sirius who gave you a forced looking smile. You looked back to Walburga. Gods, she scared you. "Well, it wasn't too long ago." You said, trying your hardest not to break eye contact with her. "It was late September. He told me since we'd known each other for so long, he thought we'd be a good match."

Sirius nodded along. "We went on a couple dates, turns out we really like each other." He said.

You glanced over to Regulus. He was glaring at you. You didn't break eye contact and after a moment something else flashed through his eyes. Something softer. Sadness?

"So," Walburga broke your attention away from Regulus as you looked back to her. "Are you serious about your relationship with my son?"

"Very." You replied.

"Do the two of you plan on marrying?"

You swallowed. "As soon as possible."

You heard silverware clatter as Regulus abruptly stood up. "I need to be excused." He said lowly.

Walburga raised an eyebrow. "You've hardly eaten." She stated. There wasn't any concern in her voice like you'd expect. It was a blatant statement.

"I know." He says. "I'm done."

His mother gave him a disapproving look, but didn't object.

Regulus stormed out of the room. You couldn't help but frown as you watched him leave.

The next few days were a bit uneventful. Most of your time was either spent in the guest bedroom you were staying in, or talking with Sirius. You were still confused by Regulus' attitude toward you. You knew his and Sirius' relationship was a rocky one. But, you didn't think that affected what he thought of you. He'd known you and Sirius were friends, and he still treated you kindly. But, now that the two of you were pretending to date, he had a problem with it? It didn't make any sense!

It was December 31st now. You and Sirius were sitting in his room, eating lunch while sitting on the floor.

"I was thinking-"

"Oh, God."

"Shut up, let me finish." Sirius chuckled, playfully hitting your arm. "I was thinking about going to a party tonight."

You furrowed your brows. "Where?"

"James and his family have a new years party every year. I'm sure they wouldn't mind some extra company."

You thought about it. Honestly, you weren't really in the mood for a party. Plus, if his parents caught you sneaking out, your heart would probably stop. "I think I'll sit this one out." You said after a moment.

"You sure?"

You gave a nod. "Yeah, I'd rather stay in. I'm sure you'll have plenty of fun without me."

"Oh, I will."

You smacked his arm.

The clock read 11:39. You were alone in your guest room sitting in your bed. You had your laptop open in front of you as you watched a broadcasting of one of the many new Year's events that were going on tonight. You were absentmindedly looking at the crowded city streets displayed on your screen when-

"I wouldn't be using that while having the door open." Regulus said. He stood in the doorway, arms crossed, looking from you, to the laptop, and then back to you.

"Why not?" You asked.

"My mother doesn't approve of us using muggle technology." He said. "And I doubt she'd be okay with her son's girlfriend using it."

You sighed. "Right... Girlfriend."

Regulus raised a brow at how you'd said that. "What are you watching, anyway?" He stepped into the room, closing the door behind him.

"A new Year's parade."

"... Could I join you?"

You were surprised at that. After how cold he'd been acting toward you over the past few days, you'd assumed the last thing he'd want to do tonight is spend time with you. But, you weren't against the idea of not being alone when the new Year started.

"Sure." You replied as you moved over on the bed to make room for him to sit.

The two of you watched the parade in silence for a few minutes until Regulus spoke. "How come I had no idea you and Sirius were dating?" He asked.

You glanced over at him. "What do you mean?"

"You said the two of you had been together since late September." He said. "How come nobody knew about it?"

You subconsciously began to fiddle with the fabric of your shirt. "I don't know." You shrugged. "Guess we weren't shouting about it from the rooftops."

Regulus didn't break his gaze away from you. After a pause, he spoke. "I never would've guessed you liked him in that way."

You didn't know how to reply to that, so you just shrugged again.

Regulus was still looking at you, even though your gaze was focused on the screen in front of you.

He paused. "What made you fall for him?" He asked.

You thought it was an odd question. When you turned to look at him, he looked sort of sad. "He..." You trailed off.

Regulus looked at you expectantly. You were trying to come up with something, but your mind was blank.

"You do like him don't you?"

You looked away nervously. You began to wonder whether or not he'd even care that your relationship with Sirius was fake. If he really was upset about you dating Sirius, then wouldn't he like to know that it was all just pretend?

"Y/n." He said your name and you were pulled away from your thoughts.

"He's not actually my boyfriend." You blurted out.

Regulus paused. "What?"

"He asked me to pretend to be his girlfriend. He didn't want Walburga finding out about his actual relationship, so-"

"It's all fake?" He asked.

"All of it."

"You don't like him?"

"Not like that."

You swore you saw a sliver of a smile creep on to his face. "That's... Good."

You tilted your head. "Is it?"

"I mean..." He shrugged. "I just... I guess thinking you'd gotten with my brother was making me upset." He said.

"Why?"

"Because..." He hesitated. "I like you, Y/n."

You felt your heart skip a beat. Fuck, that actually explained a lot. You couldn't believe you hadn't realized sooner. You felt your face heat up. "Seriously?"

"Yeah." He sighed. "I was jealous. That's why I was acting so... Weird. Sorry for being such an asshole to you."

"That's alright." You paused. "Why didn't you tell me sooner? About your feelings, I mean."

He shrugged. "I didn't think you'd feel the same."

Honestly, you'd always found Regulus quite attractive. But, you figured there was no way he'd ever like you back, so you let go of that silly crush a while ago. But, this? This was making all of those feelings wash over you again.

It was 11:59 now. You could hear the commentators of the parade excitedly get ready for the countdown.

"I feel the same." You said, watching as a blush creeped on to his cheeks.

"Really?"

"Really."

His eyes seemed to sparkle at your admission. "I..."

You heard the countdown to the new Year begin.

"Can I kiss you?" Regulus asked softly. You nodded.

"Five!"

He leaned closer.

"Four!"

Your tongue darted out to wet your lips.

"Three!"

His hands came up to cup your cheeks.

"Two!"

He closed his eyes. You closed yours.

"One!"

Your lips met in a soft, romantic kiss. He brushed some hair out of your face and Gods, his hands were soft. You couldn't believe you'd ever managed to stop liking him.

When you pulled away he sighed contently as if that kiss was all he'd been needing his entire life.

You whispered something to him before pulling him in for another kiss.

"Happy new year."

[hanjicore]

˚☽˚｡⋆. Confession (good enough pt2)

genre: angst, fluff

pairing: minho x gn!reader, nonidol!au

author's note: thx ⭐ anon for asking for a second part!!

It’s been a year since the love of your life started dating someone else. For the past few months, you’ve tried dating other people, but no one was like Minho. No one could make you feel like he did. At this point, you’re sure you’ll be single forever. Maybe love is not for you.

You still see each other, but most of the time, he’s with his partner. You can’t help but think of the time you could spend together. Just you and him. Yes, those selfish thoughts never leave your mind.

After your friend started dating, he used to joke about you being single, saying you should find someone too. Minho didn’t know it, but every time he said something like that, you felt hurt. You couldn’t say it. Instead, you just answered with a fake laugh.

One day you’re sitting on your sofa, mindlessly watching something on your TikTok. Until a message grabs your attention. Minho keeps sending messages.

“Y/N?”

“Are you busy?”

“Sleeping?”

“Please, I need you now”

“I’m so stupid”

“They are the worst person ever”

“I swear”

“They”? Does he mean his partner? You answer him immediately. 

“Minho, what happened? Do you want to come over?”

Less than twenty minutes later, he's already at your door. You run to open it and before you can say anything, he hugs you, you can hear him crying on your shoulder.

When Minho finally lets you go, you lead him to the sofa.

He explains everything: His partner has been cheating on him for about 3 months already.

You’re so angry that you threaten to hit the cheater, but your friend asks for you to calm down.  

“I’m angry too, Y/N, but the best thing to do right now is just to forget about them”, he says, “You know what would be good right now? Remember the old days and watch horror movies while eating popcorn”.

And that’s what you do until late at night. You and Minho cuddle, and you almost fall asleep. Your vision is kind of blurry, but you can see your friend smiling at you.

You finally fall asleep, and when you wake up, you see that you’re in your bed. You get up and look for Minho. He is sleeping on the couch. Seeing his peaceful sleep, you can’t help but smile and your heart skips a beat.

After that day, your friend is always with you. You’re not sure what happened, but he just doesn’t go more than 3 days without seeing you. You can’t lie, you actually like it.

Some time passes. It’s been 4 months since that day. After some thought, you decide that this is your chance. You feel deep in your heart that it’s the right time. Maybe because you almost kissed a week ago, maybe because he put his hands on your hips, or even because one day, he thought you were asleep and whispered in your ear:

“I love you”. 

Today you’re at Minho’s house. Earlier, you had a picnic in a beautiful park nearby. You ate a lot and feel very tired.

“Do you want to go to bed?”, he asks.

You answer with a small “yes” and go with him to his bedroom.

You are both lying on the bed. Minho hugs you from behind.

You feel your heart beating fast. It’s time. 

“Minho”, you call his name.

“Yes?”

“I love you”, you wait almost a minute before continuing. “I’ve loved you since we met”.  

You hear his giggle.

“I’m sorry, you’re so sweet”. He pulls you even closer to him “I love you too”.

Minho looks at you, but you’re already asleep. He giggles again.

[fallout4-reacts]

I don't know if you've played any other fallout game but may I ask companions react to finding out that Sole is actually an Enclave remnant (like the guy from Far Harbor)? If you can't, it's fine. Just swap Enclave for Gunners. Thx!

Yes, I played 1-2-3-NV-4, I scratched and didn’t really like tactics, I scratched and didn’t have time to play 76

I’m a little fallout maniac

Cait : "What the bloody hell is that supposed to do to me?"

Cait and Sole landed on the edge of a good campfire because the area is clear, and the path is still long before Harbor Grand Hotel. Sole wanted to take advantage of the chance to discuss about their past, which had come back to haunt them when they encountered the Great Zealot Brian Richter. The enclave. 

"I... I had to talk about it."

Cait appears to soften as she places a hand on them.

"Hey, we've all made choices in the past that weren't exactly crystal clear, whether it was for the sake of survival or because we believed there were no better options. I'm the living embodiment of that, darling. But we've made progress, and honestly, I reckon we can confidently say we're heading in the right direction."

Sole gives her a gentle smile. Cait can get right to the point. They will always require her to return them to the present.

Codsworth : Codsworth listened as they went through each detail. There is no doubt that Sole has changed since the war. These awful decisions. He does, however, comprehend somewhere.

"You truly believed it to be a commendable decision?"

"I think. And I did. I opened my eyes though, and I left the ranks as I dealt with everything else.”

“Ah, I see you have made the correct decision, indeed. About your brahmin steak, mom/sir, do you still prefer it to be cooked thoroughly?”

“Yes Codsworth, please, with sauce. A lot of sauce.”

Curie : "In this Enclave, did they engage in acts of malevolence?"

Sole sighs.

"Unfortunately, that's what I discovered in the end, yes."

"But what did they do wrong?"

Sole's eyes widen in stupor.

"Brotherhood-like technology, Gunners-like mentality—can you imagine?"

"Have they perpetually exhibited such behaviour?"

They are shaking their heads.

"Not always. For a time, they pretended to be a legitimate military organisation deserving of the title. They then began to think bigger, desiring more authority. That's when I realised the foundations were in bad shape."

"I see."

Curie adds nothing. She'll undoubtedly have additional questions. She's always asking additional questions. But, for the time being, she has discovered a mushroom sample that she is very interested in studying, and her interest in this other subject has waned.

Danse (Post BB)  : The man spends a long time just examining Sole, softly detailing them as if dissecting them completely with his eyes. Sole believed that this story would be forgotten, but on one of their missions, Danse discovered incriminating documents about Sole. Since then, he hasn't said anything. He only gave Sole an intense glance, with his lips pressed in a thin, severe line.

Sole awaits his verdict, and possibly their execution.

"We've all had serious lapses in our judgement, from what I see here," he concludes.

Sole had no idea how nervous they were. It's as if an iron rod has suddenly cracked in their body, and they're on the verge of collapsing. Danse appears to notice and approaches them, resting a hand on their shoulder.

"The past, my friend, is but a distant memory. In the grand tapestry of our shared history, your unwavering camaraderie has been the cornerstone, steadfastly bolstering me through triumphs and missteps alike. I am your companion, Sole; you are mine, and that is the only thing of significance."

Deacon : He's nevertheless having difficulties believing it. He was certain he acknowledged everything about Sole's life. However, P.A.M. is formal here; there is no room for error. He swallows the sensation of betrayal he had after honestly believing he and Sole shared a fairly sacred tie, feeling duped. That evening, over the fire, he is unusually quiet, as if he is painstakingly digesting the information.

"Hey? Are there no jokes tonight? There are no comments on anything? What's the matter, buddy?"

"No 'buddy' with me."

Sole, who was initially a little worried, is now extremely concerned. Being like this is completely out of character for Deacon. Unfortunately, he knows that if he presses the spy, Deacon will simply vanish into the wilderness. Therefore, he endorses this shift in attitude in the hopes to finally discover and resolve the problem.

Dogmeat : The good dog is unconcerned...really… He's here right now with a nice master, and he'll follow them all the way to the end of the earth. Factions are human stories, not canine concerns. But he appreciates Sole's conversation. He like hearing Sole speak.

Elder Maxson : Sole felt compelled to confess everything. However, staring at Maxson's white countenance of hatred while he remains rigid and subdued in rage in front of them, they question whether this was the proper move. They bowed their heads in shame.

"I realise I should have told you sooner... But that was a long time ago, and... I no longer agree with their values."

The Elder remains silent, but it is far from reassuring to Sole. They have no idea how to get out of this horrible situation or how to repair what has been broken. They believe the storm will break. They assumed that their friendship, trust, and respect for the Elder would suffice, but it now appears that they misjudged Maxson's resentment for the fallen faction. When he finally speaks, his voice is filled with disappointment, rage, and hatred.

"Leave immediately, wastelander. Begone from this place and steer clear of my vessel. Do not ever return. You are henceforth deemed an enemy of the Brotherhoods and shall be met with lethal force upon visual contact. I should've had you executed, for the example... *he sighs*. I pray that my frailty shall never haunt me in the days to come. But I shall never desire to lay eyes upon thee again, and I shall never yearn to have thy name grace my ears once more. Set out from the vicinity where the Brotherhoods reside."

Sole is not told twice. They considered it. They were afraid of being executed. They now have certainty.

Hancock : He chuckles. These aren't even close to his main interest. It's not his concern, it's other times and other locations. He offers a good dose of Jet to help Sole relax.

"Um... no thanks."

"Your bad."

The mayor is now focusing on what is truly critical. Fahrenheit will have his head if he does not intervene because the previous caravan did not pay its charge.

Gage : "Is this the outfit where you pick up that sour disposition of yours?"

"Huh?"

"Well, boss, I gotta say, you're really holdin' your own with this Enclave business...Is it akin to the Brotherhoods?"

Sole weighs.

"Yeah, somewhere, a little."

"Are they the ones responsible for making you such a badass?"

“Maybe…”

"Well, ain't that a sight for sore eyes. So, it seems like we've got ourselves a winner here. So, are you planning on conquering these settlements, or do you have another tale to spin that I couldn't care less about?"

MacCready : He frowns. He doesn't want to pass judgement... After all, Sole pays him handsomely. And judging would make him feel hypocritical. He is a former Gunner, not exactly a hero. But he frowns. He is well aware of what the Enclave is and, if we may say so, that they are worse than these cretins of Brotherhoods. Looking back at the parallel between their past and his own, he gives Sole a keen look.

"Have you sorted everything out with them? Are they gonna come at us in the dead of night for a desertion execution?"

"They are no longer in operation. The Brotherhoods have entirely dissolved what remained of their organisation."

"Is that where ya left the ranks?"

"No, before that. I disliked who I had become."

Mac can relate once more. He hands Sole a bottle of beer.

" If those sorry bastards can't even put up a fight against you and you keep coughing up my caps, then there ain't no damn reason to waste breath on it."

Nick Valentine : "Enclave, huh? Yeah, I caught wind of that. The wicked little sibling of the Brotherhoods, as far as I can tell."

Sole attempts to swallow. They are well aware that everyone, without exception, judges the Enclave. They eventually deserted the ranks because it was a big crap.

"Did ya know, partner, that I was once a member of the Institute?"

Sole raises their head to meet Nick's gaze. The old synth is clearly mocking. Sole understands the message.

"I'm making a big deal out of it?"

"A tad, I reckon. Now, if we were to discuss this fresh lead you're bringing back, do we?"

Piper : "A genuine ex-Enclave soldier, huh? Wow! Do ya realise that I churn out one edition a week just with your crap?"

Sole's eyes widen in astonishment. And possibly of terror.

"Are you going to write an article about this?"

" No, I ain't pullin' your leg. Still, it would sell, but I reckon it'd reflect poorly on the reputation of the... General of the Minutemen, you know? I'd rather go after the real villains. I would prefer ask you a hand in proving McDonough is a synth."

"How do you intend to accomplish this?"

Preston : The Colonel remains silent. He doesn't appear to have heard anything. He keeps turning the molerat meat on the stick he's holding above the campfire. Sole can no longer hold for long.

"Don't you mind?"

Preston raises his head to gaze at his General.

"The individual who came to my aid at Concorde was no longer affiliated with the Enclave, friend. This fella, who's always ready to lend a hand to the settlers and those in need, ain't no Enclave member, I tell ya. You speak of the soldier from the Enclave, do you? I'm afraid I can't say for certain, friend. We appear to have designated General of the Minutemen the hero who cleans the Commonwealth. That organisation should be the only one on their service record."

Sole laughs. What else could they have expected?

Strong : "What Enclave?"

Sole sighs. He was looking forward to this discussion. The past usually comes back to haunt us at some point. But he didn't realise he had to discuss it with a companion who doesn't seem to care about much, usually.

"It was a military group. Really something. We were fighting... well, that's all in the past now. A little sloppiness, a few too many smacks to the face by the BoS, and all the former Enclave troops are in disarray and have rebuilt their lives elsewhere."

"Soldier brave. Enclave not soldier."

"What exactly do you mean?"

"Soldier fights to death. Puny human not dead. Not soldier."

“Hm. Okay, but what about this milk?"

X6-88 : "Indeed, it appears that prior to your decision to forsake Commonwealth organisations, you had already forsaken another former organisation."

"Wait a minute, what? I never turned my back on anyone!"

X6-88 indicates the screen in front of him. "You are present within the Enclave records. Do you deny it?"

Sole lets out a long sigh.

"I don't deny it. I was a member of that organisation. But it all crashing down. Like everyone else, I gathered what I could and moved on to rebuild my life."

"You have displayed a distinct lack of loyalty by abandoning them, much like the other factions that facilitated your arrival here. Is the Institute to be included in this package list, sir/madam?"

Sole is now staring at X6 as though he can't believe what he's hearing.

"It almost looks like you're trying to insult me."

There isn't even a wrinkle on the corner of the Courser's mouth.

" Sir/Madam, you have consistently forsaken your allegiances, repeatedly abandoning your organisations in favour of more advantageous prospects. I shall duly retain this information. If you have intentions to depart from the Institute, it is my solemn obligation to relay this information to my superiors."

"Well, as you so eloquently stated, I abandon my 'organisations' when I find a 'better' organisation. Let's play it that way if that's how you want to see it. Do you know of a better organisation than the Institute, X6?"

"Negative, Sir/Madam."

"Then you have your answer."

And the Courser seemed to be satisfied...

[staycait]

Pink, Pretty, & Wealthy!

CW: Fem!Sub!Reader, Threesome, Gags, Blindfold, Bondage, & Un-Protected Sex.

A/N: this is part 2 cuz someone requested and im bored so yeah here (also hi user eiforlife thx 4 the req and for being a day late LOLOL)

You were having dinner with Zhongli & Childe. Zhongli proposed it of course, he wanted to congratulate you two for being in a relationship (But most likely just congratulating you for taming a Fatui Harbinger).

"How are you going to tell the public that you two are official?" Zhongli asked the both of you the question. "Well.. we probably wo--" "Will! We will. We're just trying to figure out how to. Isn't that right my beloved?" Childe interrupted you. He didn't want your relationship be kept a secret.. He wanted everyone to know that you were his, and he was yours.

"But, what about your coworkers? Aren't they gonna find out?" You whispered to him near his ear. He wasn't sure what to reply with what you said. He picked up his fork and continue eating his food.

Well this is awkward..

The three of you stayed silent. All that was there to be heard was the sounds of other people chattering, eating, waiters and waitresses asking for their orders, the sound of chefs cooking meals, and a kid crying. None of those bothered you three. You all just stayed silent, and silently ate your food.

After having an awkward dinner with Childe & Zhongli, everyone stood up and payed the bill. And you went to say your good byes.

"Actually, Mr. Zhongli?" Childe called out to him. "Yes? What is your question Tartaglia?" Zhongli responded back. You were confused as to why Childe called out to him. You were supposed to be going back to your house (if zhongli even has one..), why did he--

"Would you like to come by and stop at our house? It's pretty lovely! You'll for sure like it." He smiled while he was reciting his statement. "Ah.. Sure. It's always nice to stay over at a good friends house."

So you went walking back to your cozy home, only this time there's a plus one. And it's the most dearest Mr. Zhongli.

Wet squelching noises filled the room, as Zhongli took you from behind while Childe face-fucked you to pleasure himself. Your sex filled with cum from the both of them, helplessly begging for them to at least take the blind fold off of you.

Your mind and body is in paradise while they both recklessly pound into you, cunt all sore and tired. You just had sex with Childe 4 days ago, so your little hole was still a bit tired from the 5 hours of torturing hell.

Wet and fragile you were to their eyes. Seeing you as their toy at the heat of the moment, their little pleasure doll, or something to fuck around with. Switching at moments when they want to.

As Zhongli puts a gag back in your mouth, Childe ruins you, and you try your best to plead, while Zhongli simply encloses your only way of begging for them to cease. Such merciless monsters were they towards you..

Zhongli watches Childe fucking you, in the position of you both facing up while you're on top of him. He puts his face just on your clit, breathing slowly and heavily against it, before brushing his tongue against your completely exposed sex.

Getting fucked by your boyfriend and getting eaten out by Mr. Zhongli at the same time sounds like a very good idea, you thought in your mind. Though there's a feeling of a little bit of pain from Childe's cock pulverizing you, Zhongli tried to help subside it by, of course, eating you out. It was a nice gesture from him despite having fucked you from behind and cumming inside you like you're a plaything, it really was a nice feeling.

Zhonglis tongue started going faster a bit. And since you are greatly sensitive from all the squirting you have done, he took advantage of that. Arms behind your back trying to find purchase but all Childe does is tell Zhongli to stop since he had an "idea".

All he did was move spots, and position you two to be sitting up. And all you were doing was trying to catch some air through your runny nose while you had the chance to.

And back you were to getting absloutely overwhelmed by pure pleasure. Zhongli kept on reassuring you that everything will come to an end quickly, Childe in the meanwhile, demolished your quaking pussy and mind to shreds. They were both opposites surely. Even in bed they stayed opposites.

Moaning oh so loud from overstimulating pleasure, you and Childe reached your high again and came in Zhongli's mouth. Whilst Childe came in you. Panting were everyone.

Mind crushed to pieces, legs trembling, you supposed it was going to be wobbly again. Your sex throbbing like crazy as Childe's and Zhongli's dick softened. Zhongli moved his face away and Childe pulled out, the three of you sweating from the sex you all just had.

You and Childe said your farewells to Zhongli. it was 2:04 AM, and you all had finished showering after the intercourse.

"One last round hm, darling?" You giggled at his sentence, "Aren't you tried already my dearest Tartaglia?" you responded back. "I should be asking you that m'lady," He put your hand on his and gave it a kiss, after that, he carried you off to both your bedroom to have a nice, peaceful, sleep.

[wix-0-nightshade]

Hellooooo!~ Wix here. So! I have been mainly doing re-blogs just about. So please keep in mind that they do not belong to me but other people. I looked through a bit of comments and seen a few here and there. Unless I’m mistaken. I don’t know. But still keep that in mind ^^ . Now.

I HAVE FREAKING 7 AU’s FOR MAGNUS ARCHIVES. I been. I don’t know. I have the ideas. I can give text. But don’t exactly know where to begin with. I been needing to practice drawing more. Have I?…. No…. But. Yes there is a but. I can give text details!!! So I’ll be sending this out in order for you all to pick from. I also may just. Well. Send out text related posts that have dialogue so I practice with knowing more of how the character says a thing. I have the idea but don’t know how the person would say it. So. Yeah. Have fun.

1 - Magnus Archives x Clue (Thx to my mom bringing it up. She never listened to it. But showing her fanart I found. Specifically one of Elias with the pipe. She said it reminded her of that and been the first ever one and has bit of details.)

2 - 14 fears are a virus!!! Like the MLP infection it’s that. But picture it as Magnus Archive and people getting lost in it~

3 - Depressing one. Um. People are affected by the fears. However. For example. Sasha. She’s the first of the institute to die. When she dies she actually wakes up in guess you’d say a hospital room or one of those white box rooms. She can’t remember what she dream off but gets familiarity and try’s to understand and why she’s there. Now it’s different with everyone and it takes different tolls.

The 4 - HELEN!!! So. How Helen went through the spiral doors and all. After that she was hit with everything. She knew what was happening and she couldn’t keep it in. So that is why the distortion needed to take her. Yet. Her choosing to be the distortion after Shelley has passed. There are several parts of her wanting to say everything and it’s a constant fight between the two.

5 - Melanie actually had her vision. She starts getting them after the first week of doing her job and get’s glimpses of the future and what events lie ahead and what could or couldn’t happen. Even after she well- took her eyes out they appear to come more stronger. More exact. And she tries to avoid it so much that eventually she does give in and getting everything done. Getting Georgie to come with her and be there at the institute. Melanie still has that pull to the institute as well even after quitting and I know they avoid the problem but in this case they can’t till it’s gone.

6 - Urban explorer Jon.

7 - Plushies….(:])

I lied. Technically 8 but I’m still trying to figure this one out.

8 - Martin has been already in the lonely and has been. When he starts working at the institute he advoid an everyone. Now. I still haven’t thought of everything and may of course change it. In this case anyway. But! How Daisy gets out of the buried and doesn’t want to go back to the hunt. This sorta also goes like that, Jon had been slowly pulling Martin out by mid-way of season two figuring out of everything that’s been going on. Learning more quickly and figuring even noticing and Melanie telling it straight to his face because this time around she stays about more in some cases. But still in development. However how Martin goes into the lonely at the end of season 4. It’s harder to pull him out. So. Jon stays there with Martin in the lonely till they find a way out. Even if they’re stuck.

Go ahead and pick your vote though!!! Comment. And ask if you want! My ask’s should be open >:D anyway~ Have a good day now!~

[thesunfollower]

Hi, great post about Harry queer coding / “coming out”. A few others you could add are his shirt “I’d love to fellate George Harrison”, tweeting “scared of the dark and the dentist” Mary Lambert lyrics, in the NPR tiny desk video around 4:45 he describes Watermelon Sugar using “him”, he did the same about Adore You in the Audacy Music interview (both on YouTube), the “just like HE already owned it” clip during 1D, saying he’d “send him a flower” to a crush in an Australian interview with Niall, in Montreal with 1D and he was asked about girls and said “if you can hold a conversation with him”, helping a fan come out with sparkly bi music and saying “isn’t all of this sparkly bi music?”, the song Medicine lol so obvious but also how he has changed the official lyric (yes, official lyric as his team insisted to Rob Sheffield) to say him, not them, in every performance except the very first one. Also the numerous opening acts who are queer like Muna , Orville Peck, Jacob Lusk (Gabriels), Rhiannon (Wet Leg), NyOh, King princess but wasn’t actually able to bc of the pandemic, or even Kacey who is very vocally pro-lgbt, maybe other queer openers but don’t remember all his openers, in Vienna this summer he said We’re all a little bit gay again, and that’s just what came to my mind that I didn’t see in your post lol Thanks for compiling all that, btw! I saw your tweet and came over here to check it out 👍🏻👍🏻 Oh also, there are things like him wearing a little pride flag pin on his shirt in 2017 just walking around, wearing an I study rainbows wristband on that boat at the end of 2015 I think, his custom made jacket with the rainbow design on the back that he wore on the Today Show sound check in 2017 and that Mitch wore in Behind the Album which are some things he’s worn which weren’t to be seen on stage as part of a costume. Also his rainbow Live Aid shirt. Anyways, I’ll leave it there lol thx

List of times Harry Styles has "Come Out"

Work in Progress

Over the weekend I was asked by a friend to help find some sources for a paper they were writing about the idea that Harry is queer baiting his fans. My friend was looking for instances where Harry has "come out" over the years.

Obviously, he hasn't really. He's still very much closeted with a large fan base who believes he's dated only women. It goes without saying that I believe he's been in a long term monogamous relationship with Louis Tomlinson since the early 2010s. This list is NOT about Larry though.

I thought it might be useful to someone else for me to share the sources I gave my friend of instances that H has alluded to not being straight.

It took less than an hour to pull these together. There are more.

Mario Cart Interview - https://youtu.be/xHclIjGG-0M start at 5:33 Alluding to sex as a metaphor for Mario Cart.

“Not that important” – https://youtu.be/Yi0wQPXzLoI  in reference to female being “what you look for in a lady?” question. Start at 2:10

“Don’t knock it til you try it” in response to Niall dating a man – https://youtu.be/RqmJ21-Qhjs  (I can’t find the full interview, but here’s the clip)

Harry reading a sign in 2017 (I think) saying “We’re all a little bit gay.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duxYxRl9y2Q

Article: Harry Styles Waves Pride Flag At First Show On Solo Tour (out.com)

In 2014 he wore out football star Michael Sam's jersey: Harry Styles Supports Michael Sam By Wearing His St. Louis Rams Jersey In Concert (PHOTO) | HuffPost Voices

I think this is the first time he waved a pride flag on stage: Harry Styles Wore a Gay Pride Flag as a Cape

Better Home and Gardens: Exclusive: Harry Styles Shares the Meaning Behind His New Album, 'Harry's House' (bhg.com)

Around the time of Fine Line, he faced scrutiny around his sexuality. People became incredulous that he wore dresses, waved Pride flags, and yet hadn't clarified with precision, publicly to a journalist or on social media, the specifics of who he'd slept with, how he defined. This expectation is, to him, bizarre, "outdated." "I've been really open with it with my friends, but that's my personal experience; it's mine," he said. "The whole point of where we should be heading, which is toward accepting everybody and being more open, is that it doesn't matter, and it's about not having to label everything, not having to clarify what boxes you're checking."

Harry Styles Says He Doesn't Label His Sexuality | Teen Vogue This is Teen Vogue reporting on another interview, but I can’t find the original.

In an interview with the Sun, Harry says he has never labeled his sexuality, going on to say he's never felt the need to explain that part of himself.

“No, I’ve never felt the need to really. No," Harry said when asked if he's labeled his sexuality. “I don’t feel like it’s something I’ve ever felt like I have to explain about myself.”

“Being in a creative field, it’s important to be ­progressive. People doing stuff like that is great," Harry said, referring to Miley Cyrus opening up about her pansexuality. “It’s weird for me — everyone should just be who they want to be. It’s tough to justify somebody having to answer to someone else about stuff like that.”

There’s some stuff in this article about him talking about gay sex in film. Not sure if it’s relevant because it’s behind a pay wall for me. How Harry Styles Became the World’s Most Wanted Man – Rolling Stone

Singing Girl Crush https://youtu.be/rroc2y9if_ 

Helping people come out at his concerts. One example: https://youtu.be/R_fgdHttTg8

But Daddy I love him

Safe Sex

It's the freedom he screams at the end; https://youtube.com/shorts/lCC13QFepI0?feature=share

Do you have any crushes on girls: "No Never. Never again." https://youtu.be/84JICVwTnb4

This has a lot of moments: https://youtu.be/RqmJ21-Qhjs

From a really early point in 1D, he used gender neutral pronouns to describe his dream date when asked “what do you look for in a girl.” Some examples:

1.     https://youtu.be/tnrRXIvSCBY

2.     https://youtu.be/Ai16adQ1mZ0 (1:17)

3.     https://youtu.be/pvm_2deGwWo

This whole SNL skit from 2019: https://youtu.be/aeoxg8hx-lc

Talking with Nick Grimshaw about getting the part in Dunkirk

Covering Wet Dream: https://youtu.be/vMAPW7ZoOLw

The banana penis necklace: Harry Styles sports a phallic symbol necklace for his 2021 Grammys performance | Daily Mail Online

Vogue: December 2020 Harry Styles on Dressing Up, Making Music, and Living in the Moment | Vogue

Pleasing: Harry Styles launches his own fine beauty line— Pleasing (lifestyleasia.com)

Gucci rainbows

The outfit he wore at the red carpet for My Policeman included a green corsage on his lapel

Harry Styles Goes Green in Gucci Suit at ‘My Policeman’ TIFF Premiere – WWD

Green flower connection: About our symbol, the green carnation - Oscar Wilde Tours

Referencing the song 1950 by King Princess. (screen shot by me from Twitter on 9/16/22)

Studying rainbows. (screen shot by me from Twitter on 9/16/22)

Instagram post from June 12, 2016. Screen shot by me on 1/1/23.

There are more. I'll as I come across things. I think for me, it's about the consistency with which he's aligned himself with the LGBTQ+ community over the years. It's not isolated to recent times. It goes back more than a decade.

Companion piece: Louis Tomlinson - LGBTQ Icon

[daddythegrabber]

Omg. Finally I continue this!!. Thank you so much @fierytteokbokki for mentioning my blog! ❤️ I’m so happy.

Pairing: Albert Shaw/The Grabber x Reader

Warning(s): swearing, dirty talk

Summary: A good party bring us people together, so it happens that the Reader and Albert meet up at one of these parties, but not an ordinary one.

The Grabber🔞

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

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He was so worked up. He cannot even express how so. And Max’s words were only oil on the fire. Cause he heard Albert, as he moaned (y/n)’s name, as he came undone moaning and panting. He was fed up how he reminded him every day about it and tried to make him do the first move. Cause Max knew that Albert’s in love with you. It was one particular morning when Al sat down to the kitchen table and sipped on some coffee and ate half of his breakfast.

“Hey Al. I though that maybe we can go out sometime.” Max said and sat down in front of his brother a coffee mug in hand, that he placed down onto the table. His smiling face was quite annoying.

“And why would we do that Max? Don’t you have a dealer to meet up?” Answered Al smugly and took a bite from the breakfast.

“Oh.. no no no no.! Ido not do drugs anymore. The other hand I had my first paycheque. So I’ll treat you.”

“What do you have in mind?” Al asked non-enthusiastically.

“There’ll be a party at the town hall tonight. And it’s special, cause everybody’ll dress up, you know mask and stuff.”

“Like a Halloween party?”

“Kind of. Whatcha say? I’ll dress up as Frankenstein or Dracula I think. But as I know the Dracula look would look good on you brother.” Al rolled his eyes and sighed.

“Alright… I’ll go with you to that stupid party.” He shrugged his shoulders and took another bite from the breakfast. Max cheered loudly and drank down his coffee and bid goodbye to Al. He left for work, he’ll be home in no time. Today was Al’s day off so he barely did something after breakfast. He did not even had the mood to hunt. You changed him. But it was only the iceberg’s tip.

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Reader POV:

You woke up from another steamy dream, in which Albert fucked you again and again. You wiped off the sweat from your forehead and felt that you were awfully wet.

“Ughh…” you huffed and started your day. Making breakfast and morning tea. You wanted nothing more but to have a calm and silent day, focusing only on relaxing. But (Bf/n) had another idea. As you sat down to your kitchen table, plated your breakfast and put your mug next to the plate (Bf/n) came in, not really caring that you did not even woke up fully yet and it made you jump a little in surprise.

“Wassup girl! Guess what!” She/he sat down to the table and squealed excitedly. You just looked at her/him wig expressionless face.

“What?”

“We’ll go out tonight!”

“What? Why?”

“Don’t tell me you’re want to be home all alone. Please it’ll be fun.” She/He clasped her/his hands together and look at you with pouty lips.

“Ugh… fine. Where you wanna drag me?”

“There’ll be a party. It’s like a Halloween party basically. C’mon (y/n) you like to dress up and you already has the mask, maybe Al’ll be there as well.” She/He winked and you facepalmed. You groaned and stuffed your face with breakfast.

“Alright. Not because of Al. Just because I wanna spend time with my favourite friend.”

“Atta girl. Maybe you can be a Devil. You know with a tail. Maybe some leather skirt and red corset?”

“Sound good I think. And what you’ll be?”

“I’ll be Wonder Woman I think. But I want to be an Angel as well.”

“Maybe you can be Medusa?”

“Yes girl. I love the idea. Thx. Don’t forget. I’ll get be there at 8.”

“Okay. Take care.”

“Bye girlie.” She/he pressed kisses to your cheeks and left you, to finish your breakfast which became much colder. What have you got yourself into? What if Albert’ll be there? He’ll be so angry that you wear his mask…. Well you’ll say sorry to him later…

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“C’mon Al. Just get out.”

“No way that I’m wearing that Max.”

“Oh come on. You’ll look great, now open the door.” He encouraged his brother and he heard him sigh and he finally opened the door. He dressed in a suit, a red and black suit. His hair was brushed his fangs were little but still visible to the eye. He….looked goood.

(I can’t with this pic ✨✨✨🤩 I just hdjskosshbskdjdjsks. He look so GOOOOD. Please BITE ME SIR. 😫🧎‍♀️)

“How do I look?”

“You look great. I knew that Dracula mode was made for you.”

“If you say that I look old, well fuck you.”

“Of course not. You’re mysterious and I know that (y/n)‘ll like it. Oh shoot….” He clasped his hand to his mouth and panicked.

“What did you say?” Al asked and approached Max slowly, giving him „the look“.

“N…nothing you should worry about.” He said and quickly changed to another topic. Cause he did not know that he’ll actually meet with his only love. You

“C’mon spit it out Max!”

“Fine okay….. I talked with (y/n)’s friend about hooking up you two again. I’m sorry… so so sorry brother.”

“So you’re telling me that you talked with her friend? About me? And Her?”

“Y…yes.. Al please I hate to see you like this. Ya know sad.

“I’m not sad.”

“You miss (y/n). I see that so please come with me. You won’t regret that.” He looked at his brother with puppy eyes.

“Fine….” Max squealed “but you’ll buy me whatever alcohol I want.”

“Deal. Now come, let’s go. The party starts soon.”

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Reader POV:

“You look hot mama. I still don’t know how you got that mask… but it makes you even hotter. I’d totally fuck you.” She/he said and you just rolled your eyes and eyed yourself in the mirror.

You wore knee length high heels, a ruby red corset of course wearing no bra underneath and a black skirt hugged your thighs, it goes down to your knees. And the mask was just made it perfect. You wore a black lacy thong nothing more underneath and it made you a little bit hot.

“C’mon I’m not that hot. And you don’t look so bad yourself. It was a good idea to dress up as an angel, like you’re my opposite.” You smiled genuinely

“Girl…. You’ll get all the attention you deserves. Cause you’re such a treasure. Anyway if you were my type I’d take a bite.

“Stop it.” You playfully slapped her/his shoulder and giggled.

“Let’s go now. It’s almost party time and I wanna get something to drink.” She /he said and you two left the house closing the door behind you too and took the house key into your pocket, thank god for pockets. As you approached the town hall the music already blasted out of the walls and some of the village people were on front the building waiting to enter it. You got in line and slowly and painfully (finally) got into the party. Some friends were commented, how good you looked. (Bf/n) grabbed your wrist and dragged you to the bar.

“Heya. What can I started for you beautiful ladies?”

“We want two shots and some whiskey.”

“Alright be right up.” Said the bartender and prepared the alcoholic beverages. You sat down on the bar chair alongside with (bf/n) and two shots were placed in front of the two of you. You both grabbed it and clicked the glasses together.

“To a really good time.”

“To a good time.” You agreed and immediately swallowed all of the shot, it burned its way down your throat, it made you shiver a little bit. Not so later your whiskey was in your hand and (bf/n) dragged you to the dance floor. The shot did it’s job and you started relax and sway your hips to the music. (It could be whatever you want darlings ❤️) it was blasting through the speaker sending vibes into your body. You liked to dance but always thought that your dancing was awkward. You did not know why but it was always on your mind when you did so. When you looked at the bar area, you though you were crazy. You stared so long that even (bf/n) recognised it and waved her/his hand in front of your eyes.

“Earth to (y/n).” She/he shouted louder than the music

“Sorry I though I saw someone.” She/He just giggled and you knew immediately that something was going on.

“Tell me.”

“What?”

“You’re hiding something.” You said to her/his ear and she/he just giggled.

“Of course not. Why would I?”

“I don’t know, cause I know you damn well.”

“Ugg…. Relax (y/n). I have nothing to hide I swear. Enjoy the party.” She/he reassured you and you got along with it. You felt sexy, and the mask gave you some confidence, maybe you’ll keep His mask after all. You did not even realised that your kidnapper were also there……. Looking straight at you. Moving your body to the beat of the music.

“Ahhh…. There she is Al.”

“That’s ridiculous. I don’t even know what I’m doing here.” Said Albert and took a sip from his beer. Max told him that he should wear a cape to be more Dracul-ish. So it hanged on his shoulders, hugging his frame perfectly.

“I know and deep in your thoughts you know too. C’mon man approach her. Maybe she’ll be happy too.”

“Ch… fine.” Al said and left his beer on the bar stool, and slowly approached you. He was afraid what you’d do. Cause you two did not separate the best way.

“For fucks sake Al, she’s wearing your mask.” He cursed under his nose and slowly and painfully approached your dancing form. Snaking his hands around your waist dancing with you. Al looked up and (bf/n) smiled at him and left the two of you alone. It was the perfect time to speak something to you, but what? She just swayed her hips, not caring who’s hugging her from behind. He buried his head into your neck and she hugged Al by his heck.

“You look ravishing Bunny.” He said into your ears and realisation hit you.

“Al?” She asked and quickly turned around to be facet of face with her love.

“In the flesh Sweetheart.” He answered and grabbed her by her waist and pressed her body to his. She boldly snaked her arms around his neck and looked up.

“I’m sorry for wearing your mask.”

“Don’t be….. especially after you sent me those naughty pictures. Do you know how may times I came just looking at those? How hard I came for you?” He was so close to your lips and you bit down on it.

“Ohh…. Really?”

“Yes… and do you know how fucking sexy you look with my mask on? When I first saw you on the dance floor I nearly came in my pants.”

“Ahh…..” You moaned as he rubbed his half hard cock to your stomach.

“Yes. Let me hear those filthy moans. I missed them so much. Missed you choking on my cock, your lips kissing me. Don’t worry Bunny. I’ll never let you go again.” He said and kissed you. Your eyes widened in shock, finally you can kiss him. (Y/n) grabbed him by his cheeks and deepened the kiss. His tongue slipped past his lips and battled with yours. It was all teeth and tongue, like you cannot live without each other. And you knew that this night will be unforgettable. For the both of you.

Hi Bunnies! I finally finished another part. I’m so happy and also sad that these two did not fuck yet. But stay tuned, cause I don’t wanna be a cockblocker. Nest part will be smut. I think 😂🤷‍♀️

Until then

Laters Gators 🐊

XOXO

[howl-fantasies]

A/N - I'm not very active but I'm alive guys, sorry about that, I have a lot to deal with right now but I should be able to write long posts again soon.

Thank you all to follow me and like my nonsense ♥️ also, thank you for your requests, I saw them and will work on it as soon as I can 💐 have a wonderful day/night and take care, you deserve it.

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Jim Gordon

Your little lovers quarrel has to stop, Y/N.

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Y/N

?

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Jim Gordon

Stop sending Zsasz decapitated heads.

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Y/N

Not like I'm admitting anything, but why in hell involving yourself in our epistolary relationship?

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Jim Gordon

Because the post office is giving your lethal gifts to us since your little presents drench the box with BLOOD.

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Y/N

Post offices nowadays don't respect the privacy of their customer anymore, what a shame.

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Jim Gordon

They do what they have to do with a bloody head put inside of a box, in the middle of dozen cactus, Y/N!

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Stop acting like a sicko brat and, I don't know, talk with your usband. Btw who are those victims of yours?!

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Y/N

Or what, gonna spank me Jimminy? I'm the top here, not the other way around.

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Dunno, some dudes sent in front of my door and trying to talk to me.

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Jim Gordon

Creep. I'm not touching you, not even for a million dollars.

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Did they attack you? Threatened you? Was it legitimate defense?

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Y/N

You wouldn't even have the chance to approach me dude, I would cut your hands in a sec.

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They threatened me, yes.

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Jim Gordon

How?

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Y/N

Opened their ugly mouth with "Victor asked us to say..." and I shot.

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Jim Gordon

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Are you fucking kidding me?! How in hell was it threatening?!

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Y/N

Well they said "Victor" , that name alone is a threat.

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Jim Gordon

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Not like I can disagree with that one... Look, talk to the man, like grown up adults for once. No shooting, no decapitated heads, no rocket launcher and no C-4. Just WORDS.

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Y/N

Sounds boring AF.

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Jim Gordon

Sounds safe AF.

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Y/N

Did you really used AF?

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Jim Gordon

Sue me.

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Y/N

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Ok, you won. I'll talk to the creep.

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Jim Gordon

You will now? Without blades or poison or fists, just with words?

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Y/N

Yeah, yeah. Pretty sure I can fuck his brain up with a few good triggers and help him to throw himself through a window. Or down a bridge.

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Jim Gordon

You're the worst.

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Y/N

Well since I'm a scorned woman, yes. Yes I am.

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Jim Gordon

Just stop sending him bloody presents, for the rest, I don't care anymore.

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Y/N

Roger.

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Jim Gordon

Buy some ear plugs and keep it with you anytime. May saves your life.

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Victor Zsasz

Ok?

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Jim Gordon

And don't listen to your wife, for once.

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Victor Zsasz

She wants to talk, was it your initiative?

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Jim Gordon

My mistake, indeed. Whatever she says to you, just don't listen.

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Victor Zsasz

Does she want to mentally torture me and make me throw myself through a window?

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Jim Gordon

Happy to see you know your wife.

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Victor Zsasz

That's my Y/N! Can't wait to be roasted. Thx for whatever you said to her.

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Gotta go, have to look my best for my funerals!

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[xoxo-teddybear]

Bakugou’s daughter brings home a Boyfriend

Bakugou x wife!reader

Ft. Bakugou’s daughter

Warnings: fluff, lowkey Crack, sexual mentions, small angst, cursing, Bakugou being such a dad

BAKUGOU’S MASTERLIST

A/N: This is one of my favorite types of Bakugou. Domestic father Bakugou!! So bc of that fact, this piece was born. Hope you enjoy!

Bakugou as a boyfriend? Bliss. Bakugou as a fiancé? Heaven. Bakugou as a husband? Euphoric

Bakugou as a dad?.......he sure is something

Don’t get me wrong, Bakugou would be the ultimate dad

Baby crying in the middle of the night? Sleep love, daddy’s got it. Baby needs a bottle? He can warm it up with his hands. Baby’s feeling bored? Look at these mini fireworks in his hands!! Katsuki’s got it all

But that’s a baby Bakugou

Bakugou with a teenager

oOf

Katsuki’s teen will be either one of two things

His best friend

Or his mortal enemy (whom he still loves endlessly)

His 16 year old daughter, Katsumi, was both

And yes they loved each other very much, but they also got into battles on who could cook dinner better, who Y/N loved more, hell, when y’all came back from a restaurant THEY FOUGHT OVER WHO MADE IT TO THE FRONT DOOR FIRST

But this battle? Y/N might just let them Kill each other...just this once

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“WHO THE FUCK IS THI-“

*SMACK* (thx Y/N)

“Daddy, this is Izuru! Izuru this is my lovely mother and that’s my shitty dad that I love so dearly!”

Katsumi definitely inherited her guts from the Bakugou’s

“Nice to meet you Mr and Mrs. Bakugou!”

Ah man, here we go

Silence. Pure, awkward, scary, silence. And of course Y/N’s nervous twitching HOPING that her dear husband doesn’t murder the green haired boy. As the young couple stand infront of the doorway smiling, the older couple is staring at them, one in nervousness, and the other in shock. (I’m talking Denki going 4 million volts shocked)

“Well.....Welcome Izuru! I knew you’d be coming over soon but I didn’t expect it tonight. It’s lovely to meet you,” Y/N ever so kindly said once she let out a sigh.

Her husband almost got whiplash from how fast he turned to look at her. “Knew?!? You knew about this kid?? And didn’t bother to tell me?!??”

“Well if I told you, you woulda stopped this meeting from happening ya jerk!” Y/N visciously explained.

“YA DAMN RIGHT CUZ-“ silenced with another smack from his wife. Y/N sure learned a lot from Mitsuki. “Please come in you two, I’ll start dinner.”

As the young couple sat in the living room speaking, the older one was in the kitchen preparing food. Well one of them was, the other was too busy burning a whole into the poor boy’s body with just his eyes.

*SMACK*

“Ow.” Continues to stare

“Suki stop that, you’re gonna scare the poor boy.” Y/N said.

“GOOD. I DONT WANT SOMEONE LIKE HIM CONTAMINATING THE BAKUGOU LINE!” The blonde dramatically yelled.

“Contaminating? Love, we don’t even know if they’ve had sex. I doubt he’s “contaminating” anything any time soon.” You said with attitude.

Bakugou just stared at you know with the same look.

“Hmph!” And turned to look back at the kids.

“HEY!” Bakugou screamed.

“Heyyyyy~” Katsumi replied.

“No not “Heyyyy~,” Katsuki began and replied with a girly impersonation of his daughter as he walk towards the couple. “I mean, HEY, as in have you had sex with this kid?” He sternly asked.

“KATSUKI OH MY GOD,” Y/N screamed as she dropped something in shock.

“.......Yeah, so what?” His daughter replied.

Y/N wasn’t even mad. She already knew. She could tell. Mother’s instinct I guess.

Katsuki was fuming.

“NOPE! NO! THIS RELATIONSHIP WONT GO ON! YOU’RE TOO YOUNG TO BE HAVING SEX!” The older blonde screamed while looking at the now blushing green haired teen and his rebellious daughter. And Y/N was just giving him this...look.

‘What a fucking hypocrite’ you thought to yourself.

“How old were you when you fucked mom?”

(ITS QUIET AINT NO BACKTALK)

Pure and utter silence.

Katsuki started stepping back from the couple while facing them and nodding his head. “.....use condoms,” and walked back to his deceased wife.

As dinner is placed on the table and everyone takes their seats, Katsuki can’t help but stare at this boy. Why does he seem so familiar?

Everyone just ate and talked. Grades, school, when did y’all meet, how long has it been? The usual. But Katsuki remained silent while thinking. And then..it clicked!

Katsuki slammed his hands on the table and stood up from his seat looking at the boy across from him. “What’s your last name?!”

Izuru was nervous because he was well aware of who Katsumi’s father was and how her father’s relationship with his own father was kinda iffy.

“M-Midoriya sir.” He nervously stated.

Katsuki saw red.

“DEKU?!??????!!!!!” He screamed

“Oh come on Katsuki! Like that wasn’t obvious!” You said rolling your eyes.

“There is NO WAY IN HELL I’m gonna let the Bakugou line be contaminated with Deku’s genes! Our family line only brings in the best of the best!” Katsuki proudly and loudly stated.

“So what am I?” Y/N asked.

“The best of the best! You were and are the perfect one for me Y/N! You know this, I know this, everyone knows this. And look at what we created-“ he was interrupted by his wife.

“A mini you?”

“A MINI ME! And who wouldn’t want that?!”

“Dad.” Katsumi said.

Now that caught Katsuki off guard. For the past 16 years, Katsumi has always been a daddy’s girl. She never called him “dad,” ew. She said “Daddy,” or “Shitty dad.” As Katsuki turned to his daughter he could see the look in her eyes.

“.......you really wanna be with this kid?” He asked.

“I really do.” Katsumi said while grabbing onto Izuru’s hand.

“...Ok then. You can be with him.” Katsuki calmly said.

Katsumi excitingly got up and ran towards her dad’s seat giving him a hug.

“Thanks daddy,” she said while giving him a kiss on the cheek.

Dinner continued on as normal as it could. Katsuki was just gonna have to learn how to let go.

Later

As the married couple got ready to sleep, Katsuki was hanging outside their balcony.

“What was up with you Blasty? I haven’t seen that kinda Katsuki since UA.” You jokingly said as you went to stand beside him.

“You’re not scared?” Katsuki asked.

“Of?”

“Katsumi. She’s growing up. She has a boyfriend now. That girl is having sex! She’s not daddy’s little girl anymore.” He sadly said.

“That’s what this is about? Katsumi growing up? Suki, this was always gonna happen. She’s in her prime teenage years. She’s 16! A lots gonna start happening.” You began.

“I know that but-“

“But nothing Katsuki. You can be scared of her growing up, I am too, but we can’t be so scared that we try and stop her. You just have to know that Katsumi will always come back to us no matter how old she is. And she will always, always be a daddy’s girl. Her entire world revolves around you Katsuki, but we gotta let her go at some point. We have to let her grow. That’s how the best of the best are made after all, right? It’s what we look for in a Bakugou.” You finished.

Katsuki couldnt do anything but smile. You were right. He knew you were. And he was willing to let his little cub grow.

“......You’ve gotta stop interrupting me when I talk.” He laughed.

“And you’ve gotta stop saying the dumbest shit in the world.” You teased back.

He pulled you in for a quick peck and just held you there in his arms. He was so glad he had you to keep him grounded. You’re the best of the best after all. It only makes sense.

“Daddy?” Katsumi walked into her parents room, unnoticed.

As the two broke the hug to see their daughter, looking a little timid, Katsuki spoke.

“Katsumi, hey princess. What’s up with you.” Katsuki asked as he walked towards his daughter.

“You’re not...disappointed in me, right? You know, for who I chose to be with. I’m sorry if I chose Izuru but I-“ this time, it was Katsuki who interrupted.

“Hey hey, no of course not baby bear. I would never be disappointed in who your true feelings pulled you to. I don’t want you to apologize for anything when today I caused most of the trouble.” Katsuki said while wiping one of his daughter’s stray tears.

“You know I’m never gonna leave you guys. Right? I’m gonna grow up but I’ll always want to have a close relationship with you and mom. I love you guys, and I’m not going anywhere.” Katsumi said.

“We know Katsumi. And we love you too. And we’re far from disappointed in you. We are so proud of the young woman you’ve become today.” Y/N joined in.

Katsumi ran to her mother and gave her the tightest hug, and Katsuki couldn’t help but stare at his two girls. His world. His entire reason for living. All right there in his arms as he pulled them in for a bigger hug.

“Thanks you guys. Well, I’m gonna head to bed. I’ve got a date with Izuru tomorrow and I don’t wanna be late.” Katsumi began walking towards her parents door until Katsuki called her.

“Hey baby bear,”

“Yeah?”

“Izuru. He seems alright. He’ll be good for you.” Katsuki admitted.

“Yeah. He really is. He’s the best of the best after all. Reminds me of someone I know.” Katsumi said while leaving the room.

Yeah. Katsuki will be just fine.

A/N: Sheesh. This kinda sucked but I did this in my literature class sooo....it’s still credible work since I was writing, right? Yeah..?....No?...yeah ok. Anyways, HOPED YOU ENJOYED IT BEAR CUBS🧸💗

P.S. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT!! And I PROMISE I’ll get better and produce more work. Feel free to leave requests!

[dragonflame32]

Ok, here we go. First of all, oh my god your drawing is amazing, I cannot properly express how thankful I am because of the fact you made it. Shame that isn't their canon look, they look more like a fusion between Frisk and Chara. Second of all, the answers

1) FC has the memories of both Frisk and Chara, and yes, their personality is a mixture of their consciences, but somehow they are neither...? It's difficult to explain, but take as example, idk, a cake. There are many different ingredients, and the cake is a mixture of them, but it's at the same time something brand new. I'm trying to show it in the story in the clearest way possible, but it's difficult because in my vision Chara and Frisk are very different, and they are still soulless so they don't get to show much of their personality anyway. Right now, they are kinda apathetic and very confused on what is going on.

2) yes, the spirit produces everything regarding your trait/magic, and in my vision IT is the culmination of your being, not the soul. Let's say the spirit is you. It obviously changes from monster to monster to human to human, producing this way different kind of magic attacks (for monsters) and traits (for humans)

3) kinda like monsters, yes. It's a nice way of putting it, never actually thought about it before. Anyway, as I said the spirit produces determination (physical) and USUALLY, the soul stores it. HOWEVER, since both the soul and the body were gone their determination (physical) condensed to survive, this way forming a very unstable vessel. The soul usually stabilizes and controls it, but unfortunately that is not an option anymore. So yeah, you're right. Exploding means all the determination they have suddenly lashes out in a burst of energy so intense, it can actually destroy not only the AU itself, but the entire UTMV. Yes they are that determined

4) yes, yes, and yes, their determination (physical) is so condensed it acts like a physical body. Imagine like it changed its molecular composition, while still maintaining its characteristics.

Hope my answers satisfied you, and don't worry about the number of questions. I enjoy answering them. I have a little favor to ask you though, next time could you please ask them with the ask button? Thx.

Hey, I noticed you seem to be interested in the AU I'm working on, and I wanted to 1) thank you 2) tell you that if you have any doubts about it, you can ask and you shall be given a detailed and long answer

Greetings! Yes, I'm quite interested in AUs which involve the Player in some way. I love seeing the idea being explored. I have many questions regarding your AU, Soulless!tale. Since you did say you'd give a long answer. I'll try to limit the amount of questions you'll respond to. (I'll be referring to the Player sometimes as we/us/our)

Does FC have a combination of Frisk's and Chara's personality or is it fully separate? Or is this completely irrelevant as they are soulless? (Flowey has a personality despite being soulless)

Does the spirit produce everything involved with magic? Like magic attacks and food? (I would guess the food is laced with magic as they miraculously heal us/our vessel)

Since FC's body is just condensed determination. Does this mean they are similarly built to monsters? And the reason they can be at risk of exploding (no idea what this means) is because they don't have a soul to stabilize them?

HP and physical health are different from one another, yes? And HP only can get hurt by magic attacks while physical health can only get damaged by physical attacks? What does this mean for FC? As their body is made from magic and can only be damaged by physical attacks. Is their body just so condensed that only physical damage can be dealt?

This is all for now. I have other questions but they aren't as complex/interesting as these one's I gave. I am looking forward to your answers and your AU! It sounds very interesting! Have this ms paint doodle of what I imagine FC looks like!

[blurrycow]

new fic format I was trying out! omg, me posting tsc content? it’s been a while for sure. I was in a groove today.

@sandersgrey I know i didn’t finish your QOAAD fic but I hope this makes up for it. I was like “hmm what should I write” and then I thought “OHHH i could make something like Alex’s yt au” and here we are

this is completely mindless there is no plot but it was fun soooooo. that’s what matters really I guess

New message from: (+256)-408-5782 (unknown ID)

BLOCK? 

2:30am

(+256)-408-5782: hey how’s it going

TyBlackthorn: I think you have the wrong number

(+256)-408-5782: shit I didn’t expect you to be up this late

(+256)-408-5782: hi 

TyBlackthorn: Honestly, I didn’t either. Who is this?

(+256)-408-5782: Kit

(+256)-408-5782: please don’t block me

TyBlackthorn has blocked (+256)-408-5782 

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New message with DruSimpsForGru

7:24am

DruSimpsForGru: So you blocked him???????

TyBlackthorn: …yeah?

DruSimpsForGru: tyyyyyyyy 

DruSimpsForGru: you’ve got this all wrong 

DruSimpsForGru: if he’s messaging you he wants to reach outttttttt

TyBlackthorn: Well he didn’t make it obvious in the past two years of ghosting me!!!!!!

DruSimpsForGru: you’re so dumb

DruSimpsForGru: (affectionate)

TyBlackthorn: wow THANKS

DruSimpsForGru: ykw I can’t help you I’m going to recruit the lesbians

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DruSimpsForGru has made a new chat. 

7:30am

DruSimpsForGru has changed the chat name to Lesbians ft. Ty and Dru

Alineeeee: ok what’s this chat 4

DruSimpsForGru: Ty needs help

DruSimpsForGru: like romanticallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Sister (female Legolas): ah

Sister (female Legolas): we are the wife lesbians indeed

Sister (female Legolas): *wise

Sister (female Legolas): whatever, wife works too

Alineeeee: oh how the mighty have fallen

TyBlackthorn: I did not give you permission to make this chat dru 

TyBlackthorn: discussing my love life should not be a normal little sister’s pastime

DruSimpsForGru: it absolutely should

DruSimpsForGru: and who says I don’t have normal pastimes?

Alineeeee: me?

DruSimpsForGru: oh, right 🙄

Alineeeee: So what happened Ty?

TyBlackthorn: Kit texted me at like 3 am yesterday 

*Sister (female Legolas) has changed their name to Helen*

8:02am

Helen: dude why were you up at 3am

TyBlackthorn: reasons

TyBlackthorn: anyway I blocked him

Alineeeee: why’d???? You do that??????

TyBlackthorn: ….

Helen: A, shush

*TyBlackthorn has left Lesbians ft. Ty and Dru*

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TyBlackthorn has unblocked (+256)-408-5782 

10:45am

TyBlackthorn has changed (+256)-408-5782’s name to Kit

TyBlackthorn: ok so why did you text me last night

Message read at 10:50am     

3:46pm

Kit: I wanted to say hi

Kit: can we meet up sometime? I know Cirenworth isn't  that far from the Scholomance. 

Kit: I want to apologize 

TyBlackthorn: that’s very bold of you to ask

Kit: lol I guess

TyBlackthorn: what makes you think I’ll say yes

*Kit is typing*

Kit: I don’t know. You might not. 

Kit: but 

Kit: I miss you

Kit: kinda 

TyBlackthorn: kinda????

Kit: yeah

Kit: I mean

TyBlackthorn: don’t finish that

Kit: ok

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New message from markblackthorn@shadow.mail

4:23pm

markblackthorn@shadowmail: julian said to tell you to make sure Tavvy’s back from the beach

TyBlackthorn: ok ill go get him 

markblackthorn@shadow.mail: thanks

markblackthorn@shadow.mail: julian threatened to fill my bed with rabid raccoons if I didn’t

TyBlackthorn: he was probably joking

markblackthorn@shadow.mail: i will never know

5:49pm 

TyBlackthorn: wait but Julian is in London????? And we’re in Cali???? 

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New message from KingJulian

5:50pm

KingJulian: I have eyes everywhere >:3 

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New message from KitKat 

5:03pm

KitKat: i found this and I think it might help you on your search for the ghost of blackthorn manor or whatever

KitKat: scrollthingy.jpg

EmmaBikestairs: k thx man

KitKat: i wrote on the photo so

EmmaBikestairs: my dude your handwriting is horrible

KitKat: im so offended

KitKat: well i bet YOUR handwriting looks like a soggy rat muffin

EmmaBikestairs: that doesn’t even make SENSE

KitKat: it does if you MAKE it make sense

EmmaBikestairs: wha-

KitKat: i'm leaving goodbye

EmmaBikestairs: ok but Julian and I are coming to Cirenworth soon!!!!!! I wanna see Mina!!!!!!!

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New Message (7:48pm)

To: tessathewarlock@gmail.com         

From: allhailkingjulian@messageman.com                                                     

CC: jemcarstairs@me.com, kitcheckmaterook@icloud.com 

Subject: visiting cirenworth!!!!

Hey guys!! 

Emma asked me to email you guys, so here we are. We’re in london cleaning up blackthorn hall, and we were wondering if we could stop by cirenworth sometime! Jem,Tessa, I have a couple of things to ask you. And Kit, it’ll be good to see you again!

We’ll be in london for like another month, so please let us know when is good! Or, if you would like to come over to blackthorn manor, just shoot us an email!

All thanks, 

Julian 

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New message to Kit 

8:07pm

TyBlackthorn: forgot to tell you, we’re in Cali rn so we can’t meet up

TyBlackthorn: even if I wanted to

TyBlackthorn: which I’m not sure I do

Kit: memeface.jpg

Kit: doggrinningweirdly.jpg

Kit: OH FUCK SORRY

Kit: I meant to send that to Mari, my bad

Kit: wait, you’re in Cali? When did you go back?

TyBlackthorn: you’re fine

TyBlackthorn: replied to I meant to send that to Mari, my bad Who’s Mari? 

TyBlackthorn: replied to wait, you’re in Cali? When did you get back? Like a day ago

Kit: ohhhhh

Kit: replied to Who’s Mari? My friend from school

TyBlackthorn: ok

Kit: I really am sorry about what happened two years ago

TyBlackthorn: I am too. 

Message read 8:42pm

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checkmaterook is now following you on tumblr! Woohoo! 

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New message from DruSimpsForGru:

8:50pm

DruSimpsForGru: i saw he followed you on the tumblr 

TyBlackthorn: how

TyBlackthorn: you can’t see followers on tumblr

TyBlackthorn: also did you just say ‘the tumblr’ 

DruSimpsForGru: yes. yes i did

DruSimpsForGru: i dont regret a thing

DruSimpsForGru: also, you have the setting on where everyone can see your followers. You can turn it off

TyBlackthorn: >:(

DruSimpsForGru: I followed him

DruSimpsForGru: his account is mostly fandom stuff. like spn

TyBlackthorn: you cannot judge. your username is literally ‘DruSimpsForGru’ 

DruSimpsForGru: oh I am not judging, spn is excellent

TyBlackthorn: did it slip your mind that in the third Despicable Me movie, Dru was revealed to be Gru’s brother

DruSimpsForGru: oh shit!!!! I didn’t think about that!

DruSimpsForGru: i hope people don’t think im encouraging incest

TyBlackthorn: eh, shadowhunters are basically incestuous by nature anyway 

DruSimpsForGru: you’re not wrong 

*DruSimpsForGru changed their name to AmazingDruuu*

AmazingDruuu: yeah man that’s better

TyBlackthorn: I agree

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New message from Alineeeee

9:00pm

Alineeeee: ok dont worry aunty A is here to help

TyBlackthorn: ??????

Alineeeee: about your Kit Situation??

TyBlackthorn: ur my sister in law not my aunt

Alineeeee: pshaww. I always wondered how that worked because if Helen was your sister… and I was your sister in law… wouldn’t that mean incest?

TyBlackthorn: you and Dru both today. All this talk of incest

Alineeeee: but anyways??? The Kit Situation???

TyBlackthorn: he followed me on tumblr

Alineeeee: so…

TyBlackthorn: well it obviously means something A

Alineeeee: you guys obviously like each other. just kiss already 

TyBlackthorn: what if no

Alineeeee: what if yes ;)

TyBlackthorn: i dont think he likes me like that.

Alineeeee: What did you say he said at Lake Lyn? ‘I love you Ty, I love you’? Sounds like a fucking love declaration if ive ever heard one

TyBlackthorn: he could have meant it,,, ya know,,, platonically 

Alineeeee: im just staring very hard at you right now

TyBlackthorn: yeah I know I can literally see you

TyBlackthorn: why are you texting me anyway you’re right there

Alineeeee: …because I value your secrets and privacy?

TyBlackthorn: okay that’s fair

TyBlackthorn: thanks

Alineeeee: no prob bob

Alineeeee: this isn’t solving anything though

Alineeeee: I’m gonna call you later and we are going to talk out your issues

TyBlackthorn: noooooooooooooooo

Alineeeee: yes

TyBlackthorn: fine. im going upstairs goodbye

Alineeeee: k see ya

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Caller ID: Alineeeee (wife of Helen) 

Call began 9:52pm

Call ended 12:42pm

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1:02am (in Tyyyyyyy’s AirPods) 

Siri ID: AmazingDruuu added TyBlackthorn to Wise Lesbians.

Siri ID: AmazingDruuu said to Wise Lesbians  “red alert Kit texted me that he is coming to Cali red alert red alert aaaaaaaaaaa” 

Siri ID: Helen said to Wise Lesbians  “Dru why are you awake”

Siri ID:  AmazingDruuu said to Wise Lesbians  “IDK why not” 

Siri ID: Helen said to Wise Lesbians “because it is late” 

Siri ID: AmazingDruuu said to Wise Lesbians “But Kit said he is coming to talk to Hypatia Vex. Which makes no sense because there is a Shadow Market in London that he could go to.” 

Siri ID: What do you want to do? 

Siri ID: Silence the chat Wise Lesbians?

Siri ID: Ok, I will silence the chat Wise Lesbians

[gerardtweets]

ok so this has been literally driving me insane bc i cannot figure out if it’s real or not: a while back i saw this supposed?? tweet of gerard's that i believe dated back to 2012 or something which read “you’re all gay sorry” or something like that, is there any way you can get to the botttom of this? thx and also keep up the good work <3

I love this tweet, but I don't think it's real. I did some deep research, so buckle up.

First piece of evidence: every screenshot I can find of it is exactly identical. It's the same picture (same number of likes, same timestamp and date conventions, same order of profile pictures of the people who liked it) but cropped differently.

Next piece of evidence: there are real gerard tweets from this time period, but this tweet is not there.

This one is great though, and has no other context:

(please note that depending on the time zone, this could be the "blueprint" for the potentially edited tweet. I'm not sure how like and rt counts evolve over time as accounts get deleted etc but if the original screenshotter was in GMT-4, it's the same timestamp. I'm in GMT-5).

also he asks Billy Corgan out for coffee

Third piece of evidence: I can trace the original image back to a different image from twitter user @planetarymcr_go who in December 2012 posted:

(y qué bien para esta investigación que he estudiado Español)

In English this approximates to "you kiss Frank and then call us gays" "I mean, what's up??" This was a mildly popular Spanish language meme format in late 2012.

This next part is tricky. Thirty minutes after posting this @planetarymcr_go has an exchange with twitter user @Jett_Sttar but @Jett_Sttar's tweets are no longer available.

"Lie" "Yes there are those rumors everywhere but it's a lie"

Is it in response to the meme? Is it about something else entirely? We can't know. But it feels relevant enough to include here.

I think what happened is someone posted a meme with an edited tweet and it's been taken out of context for nearly an entire decade.

That said, if anyone knows anything else about this tweet, I would love to hear it. I don't think Gerard really deletes their tweets in the first place so the biggest red flag for me is that this tweet is nowhere to be found on their account.

[donotpercieveme123]

Hello, I saw your post about wanting to have friends who are fans of the Naruto founders era, mood.

Rank the characters of the founders era from your least favorite to your most favorite and why

Hey thx for the ask, you and mira were actually the first two people I followed on here. I love ur blog!

I'll just do the uchiha and senju brothers, because the others don't get any screen time and I haven't seen much of them in fanon either.

4. Hashirama

I love him, he has the potential to be such an interesting character, thematically. But I haven't really seen it done well. He's either characterised as a completely goofy idiot, as a prop or foil for other characters (often madara), or if they try to make him darker it's just the bad brother trope for madatobi fics. And it drives me up the wall. My personal take on him is that he's a kind person through and through, he puts his dream before everything else but I don't think that makes him as callous as he's made out to be sometimes. I think his reasons for what he does are very valid. And he would be very interesting to explore the weight of power and responsibility through, and how despite best intentions dreams can go sideways. Man didn't even expect the village to survive lmao, says a lot. He's more of a typical shonen protagonist, which I'm usually not a fan of, but I loved every second of screen time he got.

3. Madara

If I were talking solely about canon he's definitely my favourite. Completely iconic! I'm still salty about how they dealt with him towards the end of the war arc. But yah he is such an interesting character, I could write essays about him and his philosophies and his actions and how much more potential he could have had if Kishimoto wasn't sus. I loved every second he was on screen, especially his interactions with Hashirama! He's completely obsessively unhinged and I love that for him. This man tried to become God and force world peace lmao, what else needs to be said. And I can appreciate his nihilistic take on dependent origination, enlightened King lmao. Absolutely insane. Also I love torturing him.

2. Tobirama

I just think he's neat. I instantly get obsessed with any character who is remotely autistic coded, what can I say. He's low key an asshole and completely insane, even if he tries to rationalise everything he does. But he's also loyal and self sacrificial when it comes to the people and things he cares about. In the sense that everything he's cultivated himself into has been in service of something bigger than himself. Second heirs am I right. This is also very true, more so, for Izuna too. I think he's also very misunderstood, and very polarising lmao. It's kind of funny to watch when it's not frustrating. Yes he's morally grey, yes he's capable of doing fucked up shit, no I don't think he hated the uchiha, and no he'snot some unredeemable monster. Let the man have nuance. I haven't seen many fics of him I like, but that's probably mostly because 90% are madatobi (if I could completely block and never see this ship again I would in a heart beat lmao). But yh I haven't seen a lot of him so he's been living rent free in my head because of it, more so than hashi or madara, so now I'm completely attached to him lol. Also aroace King, love that.

1. Izuna

Yh I'm obsessed with everything about him. He's my little guy. I saw a character who was insanely important to the plot but got no screen time, and who is only ever mentioned in relation to Madara (he didn't even get a personality lol), and said this is free real estate. I like maybe two or three fics with him in (and a few that are just pwp cuz they don't get the chance to mess up his characterisation lol; I blame WASS for being so picky). So he lives completely in my brain, he's mine. I characterise him as completely insane lmao, he's just a cocktail of mental disorders, and I love torturing him.

He's also very capable though, he was Madara's right hand man, and based off how Madara handles the 4th war... he definitely needed all the help he could get. In this way I think Izuna and Tobirama are parallels of each other.

He's also such a fun character. He's pretty, and he knows it, he's confident and he knows what he wants. He's also a bit of an asshole, a pretentious art hoe, definitely judgemental and a complete drama queen at times lol. Also morally grey, in a similar way to Tobirama actually (god I'm obsessed with the dynamic they could have). He's also a bit of a control freak, and definitely insanely nihilistic and paranoid (I actually think Madara only got that paranoid after Izuna died, despite the peace, or maybe because of it). He HAUNTS the narrative and I love that. Madara actually develops Izuna's worst traits after his death.

He's also my favourite to write. Especially his internal monologues. I also think he's obsessive and insanely possessive. Deranged. I love it! But he also puts his duty and everyone he cares about before his own needs and wants. So yh jts just so interesting to explore. I get obsessed over characters with shit loads of wasted potential lol. Also he has big aro energy, completely repulsed by romance and I definitely support that lmao.

Jesus this was long. Definitely got a bit ranty towards the end.

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Thanks for your answers as well as for your asks *jumps happily through the room*

Starting with Thrawn as well…

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

Hmmm. He'd be amazing in the cytoverse (Skyward etc. by Brandon Sanderson) because on the one hand, there's a war between the Superiority and a human population with supernatural elements he'd be able to manage, but on the other hand he'd be totally lost to form an alliance with the other opponents of the Superiority because, after all, he really doesn't understand diplomacy etc. And like the members of the Superiority he has an arrogant attitude - oh, how would the sparks fly... This cross-over would be a lot of fun!

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

The massive amount of fanart with this blueberry is an absolute delight and I happily waste my afternoons on sifting through the chiss fanart-tags.

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

Oh boy *blushes*. Well, I ran into Thrawn first in an article on starwars.com and was hooked because a Sherlock Holmes-equivalent in Star Wars? Mjam.

Then I saw him in SWR, was first unimpressed, but after watching Heras Heroes I was in love and bought the Thrawn-novel the next morning. And ever since then I adore this blueberry.

…and onto Tec'ika, my beloved nerd.

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

Ouch - far too much, I fear. I love knowledge, research obsessively when I find a new topic, I love to talk a lot and happen to be a totally smartass if given the opportunity.

10. Could you be best friends with this character?

Looking at what I said previously, I guess yes, totally.

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to this character? Something you don't like?

(Yes, I'm a fic reader 😁). I like it when Tech bakes up totally insane plans and is as much adrenaline-addicted as his brothers - also every time he can show off his technical skills it's a delight. I also think it's adorable when Tech is depicted as the youngest in the squad...

What I dislike is when the authors give every skill that isn't explicitly given to another character in the Batch to Tech because for more balance I prefer when other characters have also some neat skills - for example, giving Tech the status as the inoffical medic of the team often bugs me. But alas, many good written fics tend to do this so it doesn't bother me a lot.

Once again, thx for the asks & stay safe!

Howdy! For the character ask game:

Thrawn with 3., 14. & 20.

and Crosshair with 5., 9. & 25.

Have fun 👋

thank you for the ask mon ami!! starting with Thrawn

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

His live action portrayal, sorry not sorry. If we're talking about Zahn's canon, I guess it will always pain me that Thrawn died for the Empire and not for the Ascendancy.

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

Easy. Minimalist formal, ie some kind of shirt or turtleneck plus slacks and dress shoes. I know people usually peg him as artistic but to me he's the type who can analyze and discuss art but doesn't have a single artistic bone in his body (if you ask him to draw you something he'll scribble you a stick man). He's military first and foremost, streamlines any process that isn't work related so his wardrobe is as simple and efficient as it gets. Bonus points if the clothes remind him of the all too familiar uniform.

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

I know I also ship them romantically but I don't think it gets better than Lani. They share a career slash passion, they've known each other for ages and every time they communicate in the books it feels natural and comfortable. Trust and cooperation are also a big thing for Thrawn (similar to acceptance) and knowing how long they've been partners in crime back in the Ascendancy just cements it for me.

now on to Crosshair!

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

Trinity titoli and For a Few Dollars More Main Theme

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

Technically yes but my anxiety will be on full crank because I need constant reassurance that people like me. My man's not that generous lol

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

I'll be honest I wasn't the biggest fan of the bad batch episodes in tcw, I had to fall in love with the solo series to start loving those too. That said Crosshair was still the highlight for me even then (I have a type okay). Nowadays I've clocked so many hours rotating him in my mind that he's practically immortalized in the blorbo hall of fame

(questions from this ask game)

and of course my questions for you: 4, 7 and 25 for Thrawn and 6, 10 and 22 for Tech ;))