#but yeah dawg….
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Told my coworker today that all 4 of my grandparents died of cancer and he went ‘woohoo! Won the lottery!’ Which was not the response I expected tbh
#it’s also a little misleading#because one grandmother is actually still alive#she’s…. 96???? or something I’ve lost track#anyway she’s had cancer like 5 times and they just don’t have any options for treatment anymore so she’s just vibin with us#and her husband had cancer as a comorbidity but it wasn’t THE reason#but yeah dawg….#aunt had to have part of her intestines removed cus they were cancerous#my brother had a precancerous tumor which he still refuses to talk to us about#which lol ok I guess#mine#anyway the odds of me getting cancer are like supremely high oh my god
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and then we unceremoniously get shoved into a closet for 7 mins after the game (😳)
(based on this)
#lust!sans#self insert#mblue art#god what i would do for him to look at me like that- full on yearning and stuff oh my gog you guys#PLEASE holy crud i made him look so sans in here im going two die actually?!!?!? 💘 💘 💘#(/insert one of those heart memes/ GAAAAH HE'S SO HANDSOMMME HELP MEEE)#7mins in heaven? hell yeah it better be dawg i'll do whatever he wants-💥#campus au#lm#lm route
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michael mell gets bullied by an evil supercomputer.png this is not a michael gets squipped au btw lol i just wanted to draw smth silly. anyways i love this guy forreel <3
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#be more chill#bmc#bmc fanart#michael mell#bmc michael#hellooooo bmc fandom#(my voice echoes distantly along an empty hallway)#yeah idk be more chill pops up in my head every year or so and i go mentally ill#this time specifically i randomly thought of that sick as fuck bakunawa au#like dawg that one og fic was my first ever favorite fic on ao3#(bmc is the first fandom i even looked up on ao3 too)#soooo yeah i reread it and its one of the few things in this world that nostalgia didnt rose tint#its still banger i still love that fic to itty bitty bits#anyways uh rant over. bmc will never let me leave. help.
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Thank you for indoctrinating me into being a Wally/Howdy enjoyer. It's not the pair I would have expected to see but still a cute pairing (with GREAT potential angst) nonetheless.
I saw a pajama-outfit meme a few days earlier that fit these two very well, though I forgot to save the actual thing it’s self smhhhh (basically it’s the ship dynamic of “slay slay bich serve” and other is literally just in their boxers MCGFGYDHJDD)
I like to think when ever howdy is content/sleepy/wholesomely happy, his antennae wiggle a lil bit
also bonus Sally and Julie cause I love their chaotic energy MCHHDH
#I also like to think howdy when bored just wiggles his head around moving his antennae in swaying motions#He’s absolutely vibin dawg ain’t nothin gunna break his stride-#Unless some 12 apple tall rizzed up blue jolly rancher lookin motherfugger waltzes in with his big ol dog#Welcome home#welcome home howdy#howdy pillar#welcome home wally#wally darling#welcome home frank#frank frankly#welcome home julie#julie joyful#welcome home sally#sally starlet#Wallypillar#Does Julie and sally even have a ship name JDHDGDHD#ALSO WOO YEAH WOO YEAH IV BEEN SEEIN MORE HOWDY APPRECIATION#AND EVEN FOR THE SHIP YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH#The propaganda is working lmAOOOO
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Anti-intellectuals are always making up a cinephile that can’t shut up about experimental short films that only screen once every ten years at a specific theater in Toronto and no you’re not invited because they’re better than you meanwhile the Criterion Channel and I are both trying to get people to watch Cocktail (1988)
#like dawg that’s the bar….i wish we were all hyper obsessed with a 70s croation film#or whichever country yall choose when you cook up scenarios that passes the racism test but is still wildly xenophobic#experimental film guys are chill as hell though because to get there you have to have seen Everything#so they’re like yeah I’ll send you a link to the Google drive I keep my torrents on .. also have you seen jaws 3D? rips like hell
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The First Kiss - Feyd Rautha x Reader
summary: You are visiting Giedi Prime once again. As you've grown older, the pull you feel around the na-baron is stronger, deeper, even if you've never spoken on it. Does he dream of you too? Will you be able to speak of them to him, or will such dreams remain as such forever? We he be able to resist you?
disclaimer: this is a kind of follow up fic to my last feyd x reader. However, this takes place before that time frame. Read the first one here to get a better understanding of how i'm approaching my feyd stories.
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This was the fifth time your family's entourage had visited Giedi Prime; your betrothed's home planet. Each stay got a little more familiar. Perhaps it was the smell of the air. The caress of the blinding black sun above; brilliant and strange; a blot in the heavens. You felt enraptured in it somehow. Like a feeling you could not shake, though in part you blamed the dreams.
You had yet to speak of them with him.
Had he dreamt too? Surely, the na-baron had. You thought often that he must, if not only for the way his eyes seemed to linger on you when you shared a space, no matter how many resided in it. You felt wholly consumed by it. There was a heaviness in his actions, weighted by their directness; when his gaze would meet yours, your pulse would quicken, breaths catch in your chest.
Sometimes, even in silence, in those spaces you shared among the others of your families, you found him lingering close. Felt the heat of him at your back. The hand at his side ever so close to caressing the edge of your hip. He was possessive. Protective.
You two had shared such few words, yet you knew this about him already. Nor could you deny the way it made you feel. A magnetism. Something at the edge that was just out of reach. For now.
"My lady." You startle at the closeness of his words, earrings brushing the curve of your neck as you whip swiftly to look up at Feyd.
You had been thinking of him; lost in your own thoughts. He seemed to read it in your gaze, dark eyes flitting between yours, shadows blanketing the angles of his face. There is a palpable silence as his gaze lowers to your lips. That heat you'd come to know with him. Your mouth waters at the ghost of his kisses in your mind. A seemingly distant future in visions of your marriage.
You vaguely catch the Baron's smug rasp to your father something about spice production, but they have trailed out of the room before you catch the full statement; leading a train of servants in their wake, and the hissing of levitation technology.
When you speak it is but a breathy sound.
"My lord na-baron."
"-Feyd." He quips. low and sudden.
You swallow thickly, a flush beneath your cheeks as you meet his eyes. His given name. You hadn't used it yet, save your own thoughts, and whispers to yourself at night in the safety of your room. It seemed a sacred thing. Something intimate. Something of your yet-to-be-husband's.
The na-baron watches you intently; his body imperceptibly closer, as though seeking to envelope you in his shadow. Predator and prey. You decide to broach the subject. The feeling between you...you must know if it is something of your own mind.
"Feyd Rautha". For some reason the use of his full name from your lips makes him smile. A bizarre sight, being so rare - and this grin looked almost amused. Like he had not been expecting the addendum, humorous. You are quick to try and follow up with your request, cheeks hot.
"I must ask something rather delicate, pertaining to our betrothal."
At that he seems to sober a bit, obviously unsure about whatever it was you were to follow with.
"Do you..." You wish you could know a thing beyond just your own feelings. The twisting of your stomach at the thought he could reject you tearing your insides.
"...Do you dream?"
For a moment, there is that heavy silence again, but then you see the slow curl of his lips, just at the edges. Oh, he seems to say. Followed by a soft and knowing hum.
"Is that what this is about?"
He is coming closer now, stalking you in a few calculated steps with that same smile. Your chest heaves with your breaths as you make way backwards, but then he has an arm about your waist, and mentally you are aware of the heat of him, and the strength. You feel like you've lost some game, or been suddenly caught cheating.
That's when you taste him. His mouth has tilted upon yours, slotted against you like you were meant to be there and you moan softly. Surprised that this moment has come at all - yet wanton for it too. How many nights had you dreamed of him holding you like this? Wondering what it might be like for him to lean in and kiss you?
Feyd swallows your sigh greedily. Readily. The arm he has around you pulls you into him further, and you are pleasantly surprised by how soft his lips are, and how good he tastes. His tongue swipes across your bottom lip.
You angle your head opening for him further, learning as you go. He was so quietly calculated, and yet he kissed you like a man starved, uncaring of who saw or who tried to stop him. Not that any being could. You would bet everything that the na-baron would slice any fool willing to try, to shreds. You'd seen his bloodlust, and his prowess in the arena. Such a feat might even excite him, with you as his prize.
He seemed eager to hold back his need for air - kissing as deeply as he could. Slow. Then fast. As though his control would slip and he has to taste more of you. More. More. His tongue sought yours in a dance, followed by teeth tugging at your lips. You mewled softly at that, eyes so heavy. You felt almost drugged, and after a moment too long, you both parted, breaths breaking the silence.
His hands are at your hips now, holding you steady, but your faces were still just a fraction apart. You felt proud of the way Feyd's eyes looked heavy lidded, or how his lips were tinged pink. It drew your eyes in a way that had him groaning.
"Careful, princess..." The nickname has your cheeks heating again, even after being kissed senseless, and he chuckles low in his chest. The smells of spice and some kind of foreign cologne fill your senses as he nears again, this time bringing his mouth towards your ear. You close your eyes, barely able to keep them open as you angle your head slightly to the side.
"-Or I might have to make more of my dreams a reality."
The admittance, and the low tone of his voice so close has you turning your face and opening for him once more, your breaths colliding as he is quick to seek your tongue with his own.
#feyd x reader#feyd rautha x reader#feyd rautha#x reader#fanfic#reader insert#reader#fanfiction#dune fanfic#dune fanfiction#feyd x you#i love the bald man alright#like dang why they make him so kissable though#okay dawg yeah i wanna make out gosh
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mc: where were you during 9/11
solomon: banging your mother
mc: no you weren't
solomon: how would you know? you weren't born before 9/11
mc: that's besides the point
#imagine going up to this scumbag and just asking#where were you when the Roman Empire fell? 🥺#like#dawg idk#abyway#no I want born before 9/11#😼#alright fuckers#obey me crack#obey me shall we date#obey me shitpost#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me#obey me mc#obey me solomon#yeah
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aggie doodles with my brother @cloudy-dayys
#my art#nightmare sans#fell sans#fresh sans#utmv#dreamtale#underfell#lucidia#(?)#fellmare#trans#lesbian#butchfemme#jesus i think thats the most search tags ive ever tagged with#oh wait#tannerannermanner#cant forget that one#anyways yeah i have a crush on fell now expect more fellmare#i think both fell and nightmare are pretty yk. edgy and whatnot but i think they could melt eachothers hearts#theyre pretty princess 4 gay loser to me… when she says jump hes on hand nd foot sayin how high princess#not bc hes like a servent or whatever hes just like that. got thag dawg in him (butch chivalry)
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{they finally escaped wip prison}
#i may be back on my bullshit#souls of ink au#my art#bendystraw#cuphead x bendy#if i do any more answering questions in the future I'm not gonna do any with Ace unfortunately cause that bro comes WAAAY in the future#and i wanna focus on these losers mostly#and world building#DAWG HAS IT REALLY BEEN ALMOST A YEAR#yeah we updating this au#new designs#THE WORKS
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the horrors have been drawn
#jrwi spoilers#i wake up everyday for that dark dawg in me to take over#and let the horrors out#yeah no light behind THOSE eyes#my sick victorian child has every disease#jrwi riptide#just roll with it#jrwi#jrwi chip#jrwi fanart#gillion tidestrider#jay ferin#sketches#digital art
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Tumblr can have this too. As a treat
#dndads fanart#dndads#dndads art#dndads terry jr#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#dndads s2#dndads season 2#terry jr stampler#terry jr#probablynotvee#that’s my wife#aka#babymama#yeah u heard me dawg#also japes aside I forgot his fuckinh glasses pretend they’re there#dungeons and daddies fanart
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happy pride to the happy couple
#toxic gay people#my loves#reanimator#herbert west#digital art#parker’s art#dan cain#danbert#bride of reanimator#pride#gay#reanimator fanart#fanart#yeah dawgs im back and kicking#you could say ive been…#reanimated#haha#im here all week fellas#i do quite love danbert#i watched evil dead today so expect that soon lmfao#back in my toxic yaoi roots
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Wally talks to his dad about his love life
Home I feel is a really good listener (maybe a little too good since he eavesdrops a lot on accident- very observant of his surroundings)
cw minor obsessive/possessive behavior on first photo under cut
I remember I freaked out years ago when I found out some bugs, specially some spiders, have lil beaned peets
#I will never get over that fact it’s the cutest thing ever#I think that’s what cured me from my fear of spiders LMAOOO#That and djmm#B e a n s#Welcome home#welcome home howdy#welcome home wally#welcome home home#howdy pillar#wally darling#wallypillar#howdydarling#funfact I was gunna draw some ship stuff for mob au with these two#Bbbbbut u h h h h h h#Every single time I ask anything relationship wise with mob howdy and Wally it’s like-#R e a l l y a b u s i v e JDHFHHDJDJDJ#I had a fic where I asked if howdy was married and he depressively said yeah#And I was like “why u so sad dawg isn’t married life supposed to be good specially with someone so powerful”#And he’s like “yeah but I’m just seen as another object- if anything the torture got worse afterwards-“#And I was like o h#And I ran away with him LMAOO#But then later we got caught by Wally and Wally killed me rip JDHDHDDH#In “canon” mob Wally marrying someone who is a part of the “mob family” he would treat mostly gently#However when it comes to howdy he would still use him as a punching bag#Howdy rarely gets any sleep- and to then be bound by the boss? Who never sleeps and is incapable of doing so? W h a c k#Another funfact#Since Wally can’t sleep he would stare at his (current/possible) partner while they sleep#Very awkward
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Average pb listening experience (at least for me)
#yeah this is one of my favorite albums ever if you couldn’t tell#i decided to make this goofy thing cuz I can edit now so why not#lol#gorillaz#noodle gorillaz#2d gorillaz#murdoc niccals#russel hobbs#plastic beach#meme#ig?#idk#edit#yeah that’s a better tag#i gotta stop using useless tags n shit it’s 1 am dawg#listening to Gorillaz be like
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oh so you wanna fuck that monster huh. make sexy art of them without giving them muscles and/or making them look human
#spacie spoinks#this doesnt apply 2 monsters that are already humanoid#also its just a personal thing but muscles on male characters largely turn me off#hjdfkjsdf LIKE WHY IS STILL THE ONLY 'SEXY' MALE FORM IN FANDOM MUSCULAR AND/OR SKINNY#IM SOOO TIRED#yall be giving muscles 2 muh fuckers who DO NOT NEED THEM SHITS#IF YOU NEED 2 HUMANIZE A MONSTER IN ORDER 2 FUCK IT..............YOU AINT A MONSTERFUCKER DAWG................#''wow this character is really sexy 2 me b/c of how human it looks now!!''#you'll see the original design be some hulking beast who's shape isnt humanoid in the slightest and then some guy#will come along and be like ''hahaha yeah i wanna fuck this thing'' and then take the characters head and put it on a muscular human body#what is the point dawg.#this can also apply 2 robots#i dont caaareee if you have a humanoid design for 'x' robot/monster character#the problem is when you just. take a stereotypically attractive human body slap the character's head on here and then go crazy over that#and like the original character design does nothing for you.#dude. you dont want 2 fuck these characters you want 2 fuck a human wearing an object/animal head 😭#true monster/robotfuckers want that thang in its canon form. you cant ride w/us if you're like that dawg#dont mind me this is just a pet peeve i have#its even worse when its female characters oh my godddd#these muh fuckers dont want 2 fuck monsters they wanna fuck a human woman cosplaying as one#good LORD
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I actually unironically think the Edmonton polycule is real
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