#but yeah! it’s kiwis for me!

[sweetest-honeybee]

Are there any foods that you thought were supposed to be spicy and make your mouth tingly only for you to find out after telling another person about how the food made your mouth feel that you might be kinda sorta allergic?

I recently found out what while pineapple DOES burn your mouth a little, it's not supposed to make your tongue, lips, and throat feel vaguely tingly and numb for a few hours after eating.

Omg it was kiwi for me! Like it has the hairs but eating the fruit itself and not the skin (bc I did use to eat the skin too) would make my mouth and lips burn/tingle in such a way that despite the fantastic flavor, I learned later in life that kiwis do not in fact Do That 😂

[illegiblehandwriting1]

humans are funny because we like to eat things that want to eat us. And sometimes it's happening simultaneously, like kiwi and pineapple

[beeguillotine]

Happy Wandersongiversary!!! 5 Years of Wandersong!!!!

[ruthytwoshakes]

holy freakshow I tototally forgot to show off my new epic fursona deisgng

bask in her glory whyis this image so large

her name is Ruth becuausde my name is awesome and it stands for ruthless unstoppable terrorizing hellspawn . She’s 16 and wants to kill you but she can’t because she has braces and it hurts to bite. She glows in da dark because she’s really cool and her favorite food is caramel apple lollipops.

[robotslenderman]

Last night I dreamed I was confronted by a bear so I did a haka to scare it off. Then I went to find a Kiwi so I could apologise for cultural appropriation. That Kiwi happened to be @argentis who told me that white people are allowed to do that if there's bears.

[camping-with-monsters]

Hopping on this trend while I can… 🪞

[pale-fairytales]

i. i listened to the villain song from Wish and. oh my god. that is not a fucking villain song. we're bein punk'd.

I'M GONNA JUST SAY THIS i think the concept for the villain was actually kinda interesting but I feel like the villain song needs to be rewritten ASAP and istg if the movie is as *incoherent noise* as the villain song, then i fell like it'll need to be redone/reimagined, too

Petition to remake the movie but in 2D animation, with a better storyline and a better villain song (i would even like to see people on the internet get together to make it happen)

[chewykiwiwhee]

Tried a different approach of my usual artstyle: a lineless art!

[dormiloncito]

do you guys forgive me bc gojaur is my fav

[faunandfloraas]

Level 100 international event- kiwi in the notes of my post saying they love australia ?!??!?!!

[domoriu]

ive had such an…. interesting day today 😇 anyway how are you all <3

[anadorablekiwi]

*throws sparkles at you* Distraction!

Ghshdjshdjs

[kiwi-tmntfan]

I love the movie Rio. I love Blu, I love Tulio. But with all the birds, and inaccurate representations of said birds, it's also really hard to watch.

[natjennie]

this might be the most spectacular breakdown I've ever seen on a competition panel show. what the fuck happened here.

[camping-with-monsters]

doodles of some four legged freaks (endearingly)

[its-coda]

YOU HAVE 15 CATS??? DO THEY ALL SLEEP IN ONE LONG BED WHEREING MATCHING HATS OR WHAT?!?

i hope u and ur 15 cats are doing wonderfully

I do!! Idk what it is about maine coons but one of mine gave birth to 4 kittens (well, 6-7 but a few of them died during birth) and then eventually gave birth to ANOTHER 5 kittens and then she had grandchildren and we also keep getting our friends’ and families’ cats for some reason and now we just have a bunch of cats lying around in every room 😭 they all have their favorite spots but half of them LOVES sleeping in our rooms, and they’ve gotten really good at bolting in whenever we open the door.

Most of them are so affectionate too especially the boys,,, they never scratch or bite out of anger. (But they do love to play and they keep forgetting they have knives in their mouth and paws) …Except for Tofu bc she is mean and she doesn’t get along with the other cats. She’s VERY affectionate with me though, and only me.

They’re all doing great and i love them 👍 have a tofu