#but yeah! it’s kiwis for me!

[sweetest-honeybee]

Are there any foods that you thought were supposed to be spicy and make your mouth tingly only for you to find out after telling another person about how the food made your mouth feel that you might be kinda sorta allergic?

I recently found out what while pineapple DOES burn your mouth a little, it's not supposed to make your tongue, lips, and throat feel vaguely tingly and numb for a few hours after eating.

Omg it was kiwi for me! Like it has the hairs but eating the fruit itself and not the skin (bc I did use to eat the skin too) would make my mouth and lips burn/tingle in such a way that despite the fantastic flavor, I learned later in life that kiwis do not in fact Do That 😂

[marauding-almond]

I have been absolutely OBSESSED with the thought of kiwi Remus recently because it works so well and i cannot get it out of my head, so here are a bunch of headcannons (part one- I have too many thoughts to put them in one single post)

Lyall and Hope met in London, Lyall was Welsh and Hope was kiwi

Hope gets pregnant and Lyall doesn't want to be a father, so they break up

Hope goes back to New Zealand and Remus is born there

Remus grows up in a small town in the South Island, I'm thinking Dunedin, or perhaps Wānaka (mayyybe Invercargill)

He grows up with his mom in a small house on a hill looking out to the water, a little on the outskirts of the town

Remus is still a werewolf; he gets bitten by an rogue werewolf on night when he's around three or four, but Hope manages to deal with it

She locks him in the back shed for the full moons, but as soon as dawn awakes, she's there with bandages and chocolate fish and hugs

It's hard, especially the first one, but they manage it, and Hope makes sure that Remus knows he's not a monster and still very loved

And the worst that happens the neighbours occasionally mention the wolf howls once or twice

Their neighbours, a middle-aged couple with no children, love them, especially Remus

They always give him a slice of cake when he comes round, and Hope a basket of cherries or something

They have a few sheep, and Remus loves going there and helping with the lambs, running with them in the paddock

He's a classic kiwi kid, spends almost all of his time outside, climbing trees and running barefoot, large rimmed hats, shorts all year round, constantly kicking off his shoes, always a bit of a burn on his cheeks because he's always forgetting to put on sunscreen (despite his mum's best efforts)

He takes the bus every morning to get to the local school

The school's only got a couple dozen kids, but the teachers are nice and Remus likes it, he loves learning, loves reading, especially

He's a quiet kid, doesn't have that many friends, but he's happy to just climb up a tree and sit there with a book

Hope is a bit of a hippie, and she goes round a lot of protests for Māori rights, queer rights, etc

The locals don't love it (it's the 60s), but she just rolls with it

She makes sure to teach Remus fragments of Māori, as much as she knows, which isn't much, but it's something

She can also see that her son's queer, even before he tells her, and makes sure to let him know that queer people are perfectly fine, and that she loves him

She struggles a bit financially, working at the local dairy and not earning all that much, but she grows a veggie garden and makes it work

And every summer, she makes sure to take at least two weeks off work and the two of them go off in their dingy caravan, put the Beatles on the radio, drive for a while and settle in some place to camp

They go walking and swimming and just enjoy nature for two weeks, every summer

Remus absolutely loves it, he'll go swimming every day, even if it's cold and raining

Hope also passes on to Remus her love of birds, teaching his all the native one's names, in English and Māori, as well as he love for baking, spending hours in the kitchen together making cakes and muffins and biscuits

And Remus is very happy and Hope is very happy

[ruthytwoshakes]

holy freakshow I tototally forgot to show off my new epic fursona deisgng

bask in her glory whyis this image so large

her name is Ruth becuausde my name is awesome and it stands for ruthless unstoppable terrorizing hellspawn . She’s 16 and wants to kill you but she can’t because she has braces and it hurts to bite. She glows in da dark because she’s really cool and her favorite food is caramel apple lollipops.

[illegiblehandwriting1]

humans are funny because we like to eat things that want to eat us. And sometimes it's happening simultaneously, like kiwi and pineapple

[beeguillotine]

Happy Wandersongiversary!!! 5 Years of Wandersong!!!!

[robotslenderman]

Last night I dreamed I was confronted by a bear so I did a haka to scare it off. Then I went to find a Kiwi so I could apologise for cultural appropriation. That Kiwi happened to be @argentis who told me that white people are allowed to do that if there's bears.

[camping-with-monsters]

Hopping on this trend while I can… 🪞

[pale-fairytales]

i. i listened to the villain song from Wish and. oh my god. that is not a fucking villain song. we're bein punk'd.

I'M GONNA JUST SAY THIS i think the concept for the villain was actually kinda interesting but I feel like the villain song needs to be rewritten ASAP and istg if the movie is as *incoherent noise* as the villain song, then i fell like it'll need to be redone/reimagined, too

Petition to remake the movie but in 2D animation, with a better storyline and a better villain song (i would even like to see people on the internet get together to make it happen)

[chewykiwiwhee]

Tried a different approach of my usual artstyle: a lineless art!

[anqelbean]

do you ever just watch a queer youtuber talk and you're like. wow I am far too pro-kink to stand you.

[dormiloncito]

do you guys forgive me bc gojaur is my fav

[faunandfloraas]

Level 100 international event- kiwi in the notes of my post saying they love australia ?!??!?!!

[domoriu]

ive had such an…. interesting day today 😇 anyway how are you all <3

[anadorablekiwi]

*throws sparkles at you* Distraction!

Ghshdjshdjs

[kiwi-tmntfan]

I love the movie Rio. I love Blu, I love Tulio. But with all the birds, and inaccurate representations of said birds, it's also really hard to watch.

[camping-with-monsters]

doodles of some four legged freaks (endearingly)