#but wow canon is not any of that

[eruzed]

getting into the magnus archives after only seeing fanart is such a rollercoaster 😭 before listening i assumed the archival crew would be a loving and supportive friend group but in reality 1. they hate each other so fucking much 2. a lot of them are dead

[veveisveryuncool]

when The Character looks like this:

[luvingsolace]

Everytime Will Solace gets portrayed pale with straight pale blond hair and pale blue eyes and pale everything a bisexual in the world dies😞

[fukashiin]

ACEYUU WOKE ME FROM THE DEAD

book 7 spoilers <3 very long rant im sorry!!

it was never meant to be this way. when he was such an ass to us in the prologue, when he laid those pesky remarks upon us and immediately assuming that we got into NRC as a janitor because we weren't good enough without any prior knowledge of how we were brought here against our will and having to adapt to such an unfamiliar environment where everything - trends, names, history, and even the currency - were different. he didn't know about the throbbing headache we had while the headmage was explaining the school's curriculum and suddenly bringing up the word "magic" into the conversation like it was foreign language.

he thinks he's above us just because we're a clueless student who couldnt cast any spells and took up the miserable job just for the sake of money and to live. he had this one-way "not my problem!!" mindset about us that he dipped the moment after because he never would have suspected that we would grow to be something more important, something more irreplaceable in his life.

he never meant to test the waters, and he's drowning by mistake.

his concern for you gets more obvious as each book advances (or was it always obvious??). you're just an otherworlder oblivious to the dangers that lurk in twisted wonderland, so it's only casual for him to fret about when you've been taken into scarabia with minimal escape routes, to be the first one to notice that you were missing among the entourage of people that have been kidnapped, to be the only one to point out that you weren't in the best condition AND suggesting to bring you back home in case the party was all too much. he knows how vulnerable you are, and he jumps into action as quick as possible because that's basically his brand. nothing deeper!!! (unknown dangers lurk around you on the daily, but you lurk in his mind so much more than he lets on. you're probably more used to the dangers of magic than he's used to the thought of you occupying his mind 24/7. isnt that ironic)

and he didn't consider the complications of how dangerous it could be for the headmage to send us back to our original world, possibly damaging the very fabrics of time and space and ceasing to exist while transporting - he just instantly goes to the part where the news was positive and that we could travel between Twisted Wonderland and earth in one piece, blocking out his surroundings just to see your smile, as that was possibly the happiest you could have ever been in front of him.

imagine each time he hangs out with someone new, or if someone has gained a romantic interest in him once you've left, he tries to find a part of "you" in them in his peripheral vision. whether they have an ounce of bravery that you had, whether they're as understanding as you are to know that he isn't just a human built of jokes and pranks, whether they won't doubt him like the rest did - as you were the only one who truly believed in his capability to truly lead the rest out of danger.

he could beg for other people to believe in him, to see that his skills could draw out much more if he really wanted to, but he didn't have to do that with you. in a flashing moment of possible failure, he turned to you in a heartbeat, uncharacteristically, desperately calling out for you to save him because he had no idea what was happening. he almost started to lose himself and quickly realises that the power he was wielding so suddenly wasn't some lousy spell, that it could possibly cause someone's life, and you were there to steady him when he needed it the most. a rarity of a scene he entrusted his entire body to you with. you believed in him. you ARE the betterment of him.

you held his hand like a vow, to protect each other and strengthen through every obstacle and turmoil that drives you one step closer to becoming a better version of yourself. your hand, tightly coiled around his, radiated the warmth and comfort he needed in his times of darkness and inner conflict.

it should've been you. you're perfect.

and that's why his dream still has you in it. it doesn't have to be one way or the other, you can simply go back and forth to his world and your own in just a snap! he could never dream of you leaving his sight and grasp, hindering him from ever telling you how much you actually meant. he has all the time in the world.

and that's what he wants, but his heart says otherwise, and that's fine. he just wants you to be safe and see him for who he is. you inspired him to take pride in his name, as an ace can do anything!!

[cometblaster2070]

so i'm going to go fucking insane because for a while this aspect of malenia's character design has been bothering me and making me think I'm seeing things and going fucking crazy.

the aspect in question is malenia's left arm:

when i first saw malenia's arm my first thought was oh okay they're probably just bandages or some sort of wraps.

but then you look a bit closer and like

idk about you (because i might be losing it) but it seems like the mesh of whatever the fuck that is very clearly melded with her skin in a way/it looks like it's going into and then emerging out of her skin (which is HORRIFYING to think of I won't lie).

and once again i thought i was going crazy and seeing things because surely these were just meant to be wraps or bandages like the ones we see in the scene of her fighting radahn right?

and then the thought of the needle came to my mind. along with something malenia says in her cutscene before we fight her.

"my flesh was dull gold"

huh. now isn't that interesting.

this would imply that in order to stall the rot from consuming his sister, miquella made a plan to sew unalloyed gold into malenia's skin using his needle in a last-ditch attempt to save her arm.

(granted it's funnier to imagine he just sticks it in her arm and goes okay great all done! and that's probably the canon way it went but)

the thought of the sheer pain malenia must've gone through during this process, to be honest, and the thought of the guilt miquella must've felt at having to force his sister to endure even more agony just to help her is just sad.

and all of it is done just in an attempt to salvage what they can of her and hope that more can't be taken.

edit: btw when looking at malenia pre-bloom and pre-losing her needle it looks like there's a proper layer/cover/whatever it is around her arm up till her knuckles making it seem like an actual covering or layer on top of her skin and what not, but when we fight her post-bloom and post-losing needle it appears like some of the layers have either flaked or fallen away and that reveals that it's actually meshed with/into her skin.

[teethfairyyy]

Headcanons about Rosinante/Corazons childhood in the marines that mean way too much to me; a running list. (Only I got way too distracted by Smoker and Belle Mere, so it’s not very Corazon centric anymore lol)

1. Cora, Belle Mere, and Smoker all met in the academy and were a well known trio until they got split up after graduation.

•Belle Mere was actually the one who introduced both Smoker and Rosinante to cigarettes and cigars and she always held it over their heads

•When they were all underaged and obviously not allowed to smoke, they would make Rosinante go into stores and buy it for the three of them because his height made him look MUCH older than the mid teen that he was

•the three of them were practically inseparable and if you couldn’t find them it was just process of elimination, going from Belle Mere’s bunk to Rosinantes, and if they weren’t there than it was 100% because they were all messing around in Smokers bunk.

•They each had wildly different tastes in literature. Rosinante loved reading cheesy romances that you could buy with nothing but half a dollar and some prayers, Smoker was into reading noir mysteries that took a week and a half to figure out the plots of, and Belle Mere always gravitated towards action adventures that could be finished in two sittings. Belle and Smoker maintained that they had the best taste in books, but Rosinante was never really hiding the fact that the shitty romances he read were in fact shitty. Fun, yes, but still shitty.

•Smoker and Belle Mere both teased Cora relentlessly for being a nepo baby, but that was their thing so it was fine. The second anyone else even implied that Rosinante hadn’t earned his position in the academy the two of them were instantly out for blood.

•When Belle Mere first got her period she tried to hide it from both of them, and was pretty successful up until Smoker spotted blood on her pants and the boys instantly started freaking out and trying to rush her to the nurses. Belle Mere was SO embarrassed, but not nearly as much as they were once Vice Admiral Tsurru herself took it as her duty as Rosinantes only female role model to teach both of the boys about… puberty. Smoker, Cora, and Belle mere didn’t look each other in the eyes for days straight after that.

•at one point, Rosinante and Belle Mere were wrestling over who got first dibs on the last dessert left one the mess hall and Belle Mere accidentally broke Cora’s nose. The second that she realized what had happened she pinned him down again and snapped it back into place in a clumsy attempt to hide the fact that she had just broken the nose of the vice admiral’s son. It healed weird and left a bump on his formerly straight nose, and Rosinante never failed to hold it over her if he needed to guilt Belle Mere into doing something he didn’t want to. While the initial tousle and following injury was happening, Smoker took it as an opportunity to steal the last dessert from under them, and with the sudden broken nose, neither Belle nor Cora even remembered why they were wrestling in the first place.

•once, during a long game of spin the bottle they played long enough that each of them kissed the other just once. After that night (where they had been drinking way too much, while underage) they never brought it up again. It did however cause them each to reach some realizations. Belle Mere was suddenly taking notice of the other girls when she changed into uniform in the girls locker room and realizing “huh… lesbian?”. Smoker realized that just maybe girls weren’t as fun to kiss as he had been told they were, and Rosinante was becoming introduced to the concept of bi-panic. Aside from those three spin the bottle kisses though, their entire friendship was platonic for basically their whole lives.

•they usually spent their academy holidays with Sengoku because he lived closer than Smoker and Belle Meres home towns and because he wasn’t home half the time anyways and his house as a vice admiral was huge to them. This, and the fact that none of the three had very safe childhoods, so when Smoker and Belle joined the marines, they didn’t intend to return.

•after the three of them all graduated and were moved to separate bases they each exchanged little gifts (think engraved lighters, lockets with the other twos pictures inside designed to look like a pocket watch from outside, etc), with each other, each carrying it with them wherever they went, and in Rosi and Belle’s case, all the way to the grave.

•Belle mere never wrote Smoker or Rosinante after she deserted to save her girls, but every year on new years she would stay up after putting the girls to bed and write a letter to each of them, telling them about her year, how much she missed them, the antics the kids had gotten up to, everything. Because she HAD in fact deserted from the marines though, she knew that sending those messages, even to the people who were her closest friends, could endanger herself and the girls, so she never sent them. They lived in a small wooden box she kept under her bed, right up until Arlong came along and wrecked the house looking for hidden gold.

•Smoker had heard that Rosinante had gone undercover, but not from his friend himself. He had assumed (hoped) that the sudden stop in the letters he was getting from Cora meant that he was on a mission, but didn’t know for sure until after Rosinantes death. When he heard the news he spent a full day with Sengoku, in the vice admiral’s garden as the two mourned together.

•when Belle Meres letters stopped coming back, smoker didn’t have the luxury of assuming she was undercover, and went about mourning the loss of the two closest friends he had, unaware that Belle wouldn’t actually die for years, but mourning her all the same.

Oh. WOW that ended darker than I was thinking.

[rawliverandgoronspice]

Can you perhaps elaborate on the "Ganondorf should get to pummel Rauru"

As far as I'm recalling, we don't actually get that much of their issues in totk? We see leaders clashing, and then essentially Ganondorf kills Sonia and steals the secret stone, kicking off the imprisoning war. It's been a minute since I looked at the lore of totk (No Urbosa, so I'm nowhere near as invested as I am in botw) so I wouldn't be surprised if there's something big I missed, or even subtext I never picked up on

Sure! It's always very funny to me to receive the occasional ask like this, since I have been Renowned as a Rauru hater since release, but to briefly recap my perspective: I think Rauru was one self-conscious writing decision away from being the most compelling morally gray character in all of the Zelda canon, but unfortunately is heralded as being a near-perfect ruler (though even his imperfection is an extremely unclear and unexamined flaw that no character ever hold him accountable for --except for Ganondorf, and even what Ganondorf does call him out on is also unclear and also depends on translation because it wouldn't be a Zelda game otherwise) even though Rauru is mostly responsible, not only for his own problems, but also for everybody else's --including, crucially, Zelda's.

In a few words, he cannot be excused (like Zelda or Rhoam) by having to bear the weight of a kingdom for his poor decisions since, you know, he invented the damn thing (then of course maybe he would have to uphold the zonai legacy or something, and this is his motivation, but we don't know, since the game isn't interested in giving us this kind of information). His repeated invitations to the gerudos (and others but the gerudos are the only one not drinking the kool aid? which should be completely ok), being this new ruler of a brand new kingdom that didn't exist 5 minutes prior and yet feeling like he is somehow owed extreme levels of loyalty and devotion from everyone around him, being considered reasonable by the writing, is really baffling to me. Him dismissing Zelda's warnings (as tame as they are, which is just incomprehensible writing contrivences) even though he accepts that she does indeed come from the future, from a Hyrule ravaged by war, is crazy. Him running off to hunt and leave his priestess-wife in charge of the kingdom he founded on her lands while still speaking over her politically is.... sure a choice that was made in the writing. Him then choosing to warn Ganondorf that Link is a guy that exists and will kick his ass, is literally the reason why Link doesn't get the advantage and gets his arm destroyed. And then, in spite of all that, in spite of having the full picture, Rauru is vague and utterly unhelpful as a spirit while Link recovers, pondering that it's so sad that Constructs have to toil for all eternity for no purpose... :(

And like, yes Rauru, indeed Rauru, but maybe, just maybe, that should tell us something about how incredibly self-centered this goat-dragon-dude is --not realizing what he was imposing to his servants and people for his own leisure, in the name of his peace. I don't think he is evil, as in: he's not a cackling unsubtle and vapid caricature like Ganondorf is, but wow is this guy the most self-unaware and entitled character accidentally written in a game that fails to realize the absolute metric ton of red flags inserted in every single one of his scenes that I've... ever seen.

Again, if all of this was intentional, he would have been a masterful character. Maybe my favorite guy.

But the game destroying all other characters' interiority (and botw's worlbduilding) to tell this incredibly uncompelling tragedy about this super-cool perfect king and his series of completely avoidable failures... yeah, that really did not sit well with me at all.

Other posts about the topic that I've written previously:

A post about imperialism themes and aesthetics in TotK (I think it probably deserves an update with more specific historical examples)

A post about intent VS execution (especially re: good rulers and good kingdoms, and why this trope needs to be earned --contrasting TotK and EoW)

So yeah! Rauru. Weirdo guy. Compelling weirdo guy I think, but in a way the fandom really uhh disagrees with overall haha

[a-host-of-dancing-daffodils]

And because I recently read the Chocolate Box...Please enjoy one of the only things I feel like the show did right with this particular story...

Poirot looking super dapper in his Belgian police uniform:

The cut of this uniform is very flattering on him, I must say...especially with the way it accentuates his chest, his waist, and his ''''''''seat''''''''

And I love the design on the collar/sleeves. Very fancy/official

also. please look at his very silly official hat

Gotta say. Hugh Fraser may have been the eye candy of this show, but. David Suchet sure knows how to be pretty, too

[deer-hearted]

The multiverse isn't as big as it seems: a random stranger always knows you, your cousin, your friend or another version of you from unknown dimension.

This was supposed to be a shopping trip for the holidays in an interdimentional space market, but an occasional not-so-familiar face in the crowd dampens the mood a little.

*jams own characters into another creator's AU*

Oh boy here we go, I'm way too invested-

Dee, Liam and Ron from Overlords AU belong to amazing @aeli-tan-art! The two other guys are mine.

[normal-nightmare]

God. God I'm completely fucking insane about Dick and Jason

Their dynamic is everything to me. They have such a complicated relationship and history. They've been enemies and friends and almost-brothers. The what-ifs and should-have-beens and might-haves linger in between them so heavily. The guilt and grief sticks to their relationship and might never go away. They keep hurting each other but they love each other so much and they want to keep trying, to understand each other

Because that's what love is!! Relationships aren't perfect but that doesn't matter! They keep trying and they WANT to keep trying! Jason sees Dick for who he is and still thinks he's the most amazing thing he's ever seen. Dick has seen Jason at his absolute worst and still wants him around. They've both wanted the other dead and they've fought and gotten each other bloody and they still come back and offer a hand up.

They SEE each other- and that's terrifying. And they love each other so so deeply. The commitment, the sense of duty and obligation, it's all there. They don't HAVE to keep caring or trying- but they do regardless and God isn't that what love is? Trying?

Just. God they're so devoted to each other even when they've been hurt, even when they don't quite know how to show it or get the other to understand. But they try.

God, they try.

[lavender-phoenix-flames]

Me when I have NO reading comprehension whatsoever:

[fastafeijoa]

Post-canon Vivec be upon ye!

Some headcanons: •He had a few potions prepared just in case so he doesn't really age for now and won't get infected with some serious illness.

•Was absolutely mentally wrecked from losing his divinity (as if the return of his old friend that he had murdered wasn't enough) but surprisingly it helped him deal with some other mental problems in the end.

•Travels Tamriel with Sotha Sil (yes I couldn't just put up with his death), who is now a big dwemer-ish quadruped mecha thanks to the Clockwork City and his past experiments. Sil's soul is the same but his body is now very different, although he doesn't seem to mind. Vivec doesn't mind as well, using Sil as transport :D

•Smokes a hookah or a pipe 24/7, the only reason he didn't damage his voice yet is probably Azura not wanting him to screech like a cliff racer cuz Vivi definitely isn't giving up singing under no circumstances.

•Made up an insane backstory for himself and Sotha Sil, pretends to be one of those heroes who once were prisoners, tells everyone he found mecha-Sil in a dwemer ruin and managed to repair him.

•Shows off for a living. Sings, tells stories (mostly made up and about himself), occasionally sells trinkets.

•Avoids sleep until passing out, has bad dreams quite often and blames Sharmat on it (it's just consequences of his tough life). Additionally doesn't really like staying tet-a-tet with his thoughts for long.

•He and Sotha Sil try their best to care for each other, although Vivi doesn't always understand what a big mecha might need and often doesn't let Sil know about how he feels cuz he's too proud and cool to be sad or scared. But they slowly open up more to each other. Overall they get along really well.

•Used to be quite skinny as a god but it's chubby Vivi era now.

[sskk-manifesto]

[gabelew]

The inherently enticing dynamic of Grumpy Old Man Mildly Obsessed With His Single Dad Best Friend (in a completely straight way he Swears)

as demonstrated by bazz&rivan and teba&harth canon nowhere except in my heart

[musical-machinery]

it is the birthday of my favourite oc ever

[fallloverfic]

Almost 10 years later and we still FEASTIN.

I remember when this page dropped on Tuesday, July 16, 2013, and Blackenloin/Goldenheart/Goldheart/w/e shippers all collectively lost our minds. Yes, Ballister and Ambrosius are very shippable from the get-go (their hand placement on p.13, Ambrosius on p.21 to Ballister "Are you trying to make me jealous" and his otherwise flirty dialogue, Ambrosius holding Ballister's hand at the bar on p.102, plus little hints and things by Nate on Nate's tumblr), but p.126 was an outright confirmation that it wasn't just angsty and close platonic stuff (with very clingy Ambrosius) that's fun to ship but not exactly canon in the text itself (like you can read it as "oh these two had something" from the get-go but it's not exactly explicit up until this point, and it's a different experience reading the completed comic all in one go versus reading it page by page over the course of a couple years as pages release). The Director's wording, Ambrosius' little blush. Ahh, these beans.

So excited to see the movieeeee