#but why'd he have to say it like that
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thinking about the time i was showing my garden to my dad and the pumpkin vines were starting to flower and he said "do you know about uhhh...... helping your gourds have sex?"
?????? you mean pollinating them????? why did you say it like that????
#i mean he's not wrong#that is kinda what you're doing when you hand-pollinate#but why'd he have to say it like that
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absolutely beefing with mainstream 3D animation studios at the moment (as in disney etc) because the way they overanimate everything and turn every single movement gummy and elastic, even peoples faces, makes me feel scared and uneasy and a bit sick i wont lie. like have a little restraint its very weird
#kiddo say#why do they move like that#the disney film wish especially . just grotesque . can we slow down the frame rate or something . why'd his face just bounce#like jiggle.#does he not have a skull#elemental is my worst enemy for this
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Pac: This is my secret base. And this is Pequito!
Fit: Pequito! *Immediately starts cooing over Pequito*
Pac: [Laughs]
Fit: Sorry, sorry.
Pac: No no, that's good! He likes you, you know, he likes you.
#FitMC#Pactw#QSMP#Hideduo#FitPac#I THINK this was October 27 but I don't remember well enough to put that as a tag#I usually am pretty good about adding dates to my file names but sometimes I forget#anyways. Why'd Fit coo over Pequito like he was a dog LMAO#''He likes you'' You don't say Pac#Y'know I wasn't huge on the minimes#However. I do think we as a community really slept on the concept of Islanders taking care of their partners' minimes#(er or I guess. Their roommates' minimes)#Like ''yes this minime is a nefarious Federation thing but it DOES look like a small adorable version of the person I have a crush on. So.'#I'm just saying. This island's greatest strength is love and their greatest weakness is also them being gay idiots sometimes#Q#Fit#Pac
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doodled Stayn from living with magicians webtoon... I like him :) (just felt like drawing random webtoon characters fsr lmao)
#living with magicians#독신마법사기숙아파트#stayn#idk his last name lol#my art#im like 100% certain theres nothing in those tags either#I've been keeping up w this webtoon but I havent said anything abt it bc i dont necessarily rec it..?#i mean its decent so read if u want but i dont have brainrot for it so dkfjdj...#except for this guy he's fun :) love when stories have a blonde guy and hes kinda fucked up <3#he's like a cross btwn milk cookie & clotted cream cookie but more of an asshole than both of them KDJDK#(can i just say i rly prefer his design from ep 1 tho..... girl why'd u straighten ur hair... 💔 glowdown)#oh also he fits 1 of my fav tropes... asshole healer :)#anyway yea i dont necessarily rec it ITS NOT BAD BUT NOT 1 OF MY FAVS IS ALL... 🤧#(try to only rec webtoons i feel strongly abt bc i want u guys to trust my taste dkfjdk)#BTW IM NOT DISSING IT AT ALL its a nice webtoon!! if u also read it and like it then yaay#ok i do highkey love stayn tho hes the only 1 i have brainrot for. i <3 2 faced blonde bitches
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carrie underwood in 2007: this is gonna make some sad lesbian sob in the future
#baby why'd you leave me why'd you have to go / i was counting on forever now i'll never know / i can't even breathe#it's like i'm looking from a distance / standing in the background / everybody's saying he's not coming home now#this can't be happening to me / this is just a dream
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fnaf, least fav character >:)
LOWKEY....? william afton. Game him, i mean (i do like movie will). but game william infuriates mee. i've posted about this before i think. i just cant stand that i cant make sense of him. he's so incredibly present in the original fnaf games yet there's so fucking little we actually know about him as a character?? booooo. he's not anywhere near interesting enough for me to like. his motivations arent clear (nonexistent) and his methods are confusing. he bores me. just the big bad. like literally whatever. is there some big piece of information about him i am missing that ties his whole character up into a neat little bow?????? idk dude i just cannot care about him. if his goals & motivations were clear and made sense (specifically regarding the murders. Whyyyy) id probably love him. alas i feel absolutely fucking nothing about him sorry william fans
((but if we're talking animatronics thennn. any of the mediocre melodies ones i guess !))
#None of this is even to say i DISLIKE william as a character though. i'm just bored by him. he doesn't interest me. neutral on him#it's kind of like. he raises a lot of “why”s for me but in a bad way. because it's too many IMPORTANT questions#IS he killing for remnant? what was the catalyst? why'd he kill charlie? why does he want remnant? why kill kids specifically?#is it just convenient? do they just have more remnant or whatever the fuck? etc etc etc#ok tbf when i like a character i find them interesting and i also have many questions#but the difference is THEY ARENT ABOUT **MAJOR** ASPECTS OF THE CHARACTER.#i dont care for characters who have unclear motivations. shrug#sorry for yapping i was possessed by the hater in me#cam.txt#not maintagging this. peace and love#puhpandas#also also. im Sure they gave us something about william's motivations in the book or that it'll come up in the movie#but since those aren't the same universe as the games frankly idgaf. not canon not useful#and i do NOT want them to address this in any future games or anything. dont let his ass come back im done with him
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this whole epilogue is just a little treat for me oh my god. "familiar faces arrive in simulanka" does not even begin to cover it
#personal stuff#thorn plays genshin#literally gasped aloud seeing kaeya and jean#the besties........ hi.... i missed you guys so much. i'll cry#why'd the eng add that line in for kaeya. sounds like he just says ''thank you [?] miss''. why do they make him flirty he's just being nice#alice inviting the knights to simulanka once everything has calmed down... kaeya making jean take a break... what if i cry#kaeya i'm sorry . if it were up to me i never would have let you drink literal magic ink#COLLEI'S HERE TOO YIPPEE#we need to stop sneaking up on her. i feel bad whenever she gets scared :(#AWWW. she sounds happy to hear from him and wants to go say hello................... growth from her voicelines omg#AND MONA'S HERE TOO. WOOO#so glad we get to see her with the barbeloth stuff#i love when they use her idle animation in the middle of conversations it's neat :] also it using klee's constellation...#FISCHL TOO???? HII.#wanderer seeing fischl who absolutely does not remember him: oh god#ALBEDO AND KLEEEE. OH MY GOD.#klee saying mini durin is her big brother wAUUUGH.#alice just inviting her whole extended family [mondstadt + collei] is so so so so sweet. oh my god#HARD LEFT TURN?? HELLO??#albedo popping up to be like yeah that prophecy that durin will come back to life is true i've been studying it.#HELLO?????#REALLY interesting stuff. cannot believe they stuck this in a limited time event. Again#not sure if durin really will be the one coming back to life?they'd have to remodel all of dragonspine if so. or get him a new body#but yeah it just says ''rhinedottir's child'' will come back to life that could be any one of her creations right?#anyway we didn't get a fontaine event with albedo visiting elynas but this is a suitable substitute. i liked it a lot
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🎶Why the fuck you lyin🎶
#i dunno if Oda ever said anything about this but revisiting early wano I think Kiku and Denjiro were supposed to have switched#And Denjiro was going to be revealed to be the character we knew as Kiku#My evidence is mostly that in the flashback to just after the gang arrives in the present#Kiku's face is hidden in shadow and her ponytail looks like Denjiro's ponytail#But in any case I think it's safe to say a lot of plot threads got abandoned in writing Wano#Remember when Trusru was an actual character and Kin'emon was upset he couldn't visit his wife#Like we were supposed to be invested in their relationship#And then we see pretty much Kin'emon's whole life#and it's never even mentioned that he got married??#Also why'd he dye his hair?#or stop dying his hair??#it's anime I can't tell what's natural#one piece#kozuki hiyori
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Alice Dyer my babygirl you deserve better
#tmagp#tmagp vague#tmagp 13#I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SAM WAS ACTING LIKE THAT AT THE END#He's allowed to be uncomfortable but why'd he have to say it Like That :(#auruhgughhhh
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okay. so I was never super big on roy/jamie/keely. but uh. that episode. huh. well. I think I'm sold now.
#ted lasso spoilers#roy x jamie x keeley#roy kent#jamie tartt#keely jones#cause if you had asked me at the start of this season if I thought there was any chance of them actually happening?#i would of said FUCK no#but with they way things have gone this season...#and sooo much of this episode seemed soooo so deliberate like.#it was not roy being worried or keely being worried they were worried TOGETHER and helped jamie TOGETHER#and jamie had both of them on his wall?? right next to each other?? huh?? why'd the camera pan to that so specifically???#keely linking arms with BOTH OF THEM#and stop me if im crazy but them coming in to celebrate with jamie as he soaks his ankle feels kind of similar to keely coming in to comfor#roy after his last game in s1...#like pessimistic brain is saying ''ain't no way'' but i also thought keely being canonically bi was never going to happen either so#honestly. it might happen.#it might
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customer service or whatever. keep him safe rule no. 27 or something i didnt read the handbook
#arttag#boot.tingting#p4#⛽️🌫#moel gas station attendant#tohru adachi#gsa sl au#// whattha hell (dazed) i love friendship#// universe where i didnt self project and the attendant has no jeebies with physical contact so i just make art like this#// love um. tuning up adachis bug grossness to one thousand like#// when nanako said she showed him a bug and he ran away i know she was so genuine about it#// 'why'd you make adachi say 'offa' thats so cringe' i dont know what does the audience have to say about it /points mic to crowd/#// back to doing whatever the fuck i want in my gas station wah.ooyey. im so tired.
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#I think I'm going senile seeing so many interpretations of 'marika hated messmer'#she didn't have to play the long con if she did#this beech threw two kids in the sewers and said byeee#considering it's very like he is one of her oldest children w#why'd she wait so long 🤷🏻♀️#also lol I literally compared the crusade in the lands of shadows#to the imperialism and gov control the us has slowly built up over decades in the Middle East 🌝#neither ain't happening overnight is what I'm saying#lots of hints that messmer experienced things in the age of Godfrey and Radagon
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maybe i don't care about doing a complicated think-piece on nickel's actions and how he mistreated suitcase and how he's an awful person and if you like him you hate women actually. maybe i just think it's funny when the coin is a dick. i don't think this object show shit is really that serious
#inanimate insanity#ii nickel#im no nickel stan but like. he was funny in s2 that's enough for me lol#you can't pay me to care about the morality of object show characters like. ok. i get object show haters now#you could say suitcase has 400 layers of symbolism and i wouldn't give a shit because i thought the failed debuter teddy bear was funnier-#-and had more impact on me#why'd they give him a “redemption arc” though he didn't need that he was way funnier as just an awful jerk i don't WANT him to be likeable#or a good guy now. s3 nickel's a pussy keep my funny shitty asshole character out of your emotional arcs. i do not care#this goes for a lot of characters too nickel was just the first to com eto mind. i don't even like him that much#yes i like taco too no i don't hate women no i don't want suitcase dead in a ditch no i'm not a nickel defender#obviously you're allowed to have your own opinions but some of you need to realize you're getting super heated over talking objects.#< just chill out sometimes. not everybody is taking the morality of object show characters are seriously as you are.#sometimes people just like mean characters because they're funny it's not that deep#i will forever stand with s3 nickel haters though he's so fucking painful to watch#don't redeem him make him worse actually it'd be so funny
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meihua "snitched on myself so hard as i said 'i could never have feelings for you' to a man i just stabbed because by no means did he believe you did love him back and also not even five minutes later you turned around and changed your mind about this decision and i don't think it's necessarily occurred to either of us how hard i just outed myself' shisan
#i could never be in love with you btw im gonna follow you through the forest and find you to protect you and build a campfire next to you#and ask you to take your clothes off so i can bandage your wounds when its the both of us alone next to a campfire#I know she was saying that more to herself than him#and it was supposed to be her drilling that into her own head in the end#but also like#damn you could've said that after you walked away or after he died#lucky she's in love with a dumbass who never comprehended that bit#you may think “but bonnie it was his chest that was injured of course he neded to take his clothes off he wears 3 layers of clothes”#THEY'RE STILL MADLY IN LOVE#THEY'RE STILL AWKWARD AND GAY ABOUT IT NOBODY FIGHT ME ON THIS#THIS WOMAN BLUSHED TOUCHING HIS ARM AND YOU WANT ME TO THINK THAT SCENE HAD ZERO TENSION#HE ALSO BLUSHED WHEN SHE LIGHTLY TOUCHED HIS FUCKING ARM BTW#YOU WANT ME TO THINK THESE TWO TOUCH STARVED MADLY IN LOVE DUMBFUCKS DIDNT NEARLY EXPLODE#I'D KILL SOMEBODY TO SEE THAT SCENE#I'D DO ANYTHING ON THIS EARTH TO WITNESS THAT. WHY'D IT HAVE TO NOT BE SHOWN IN THE EPISODE#i would sleep with the director if it meant getting this scene#i would#guys i ahve such brainrot abotu this#and brainrot about this alot#i praise this show a lot for its lack of fan service and how well these two are written#and therefore this is such a perfect raw kinda tense moment I NEED IT I PHYSICALLY NEED IT#it's not fanservice but i am a afan and i am being serviced#ok im gonna shut up#scissor seven#wu liuqi#thirteen#seven
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there’s a mirror universe in which hiyoko survived chapter 3 and my alternate universe self makes a video on why she should have died and sonia should’ve lived instead.
#or in short:#(it's actually in Long:)#dr fans insisting that X would've been a better plot point say that with the knowledge it didn't go that way#and had it gone that way they would've wanted it to go another.#half the time what y'all insist is bad writing or a plothole is just like. a direction the story could've gone.#and not one that was better or worse. just different.#'WhY'd ImPoStEr HaVe NiGhT ViSiOn GoGgLeS hE cAnT bE tHaT cLaIrOvOyAnT'#because if he didn't have night vision goggles hajime or nagito would've died.#and i have seriously been meaning to read system restore! i've heard good things about it!#but both it and the canon can be good!!!#honestly this'll probably wind up being a 12 minute video or some shi
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fascinating lens on taylor's goings on in s6 there re: Romance. epic win that they have rian turn them down but i'm also really not sure why they did. oh you know, rian who's always defined by being so prudent [montage of actually pretty much everything seemingly defining rian has been pretty anti prudent] like ok w/e
but we start out with taylor Particularly Unmotivated By Work and instead watching a The Bachelor beach proposal which involves extasis through this Reality(tm) pastiche of romance. i am assuming. wherein the journey Ends with this transcendent all-consuming joy upon the realization of said Romance for one contestant. then when their somehow still bestie mafee (relevant tangents about how all taylor's relationships seem to involve their having an approach where they have low standards like "well but i guess this is all i can get / expect" including that they can't even necessarily expect shit they like/enjoy/are at all supported by, while readily accepting whatever blame/reproach from others) is like "gee but are you really happy" they're apparently inspired to pursue happiness by pursuing romance. which they seem to consider is possible only through rian, intriguing here when the entire basis of their dynamic seems to be [trapped in work hell together] like boy we have nothing outside our jobs? i sure hope we can be Everything to each other then :) and how it's even more baffling that rian is completely unbaffled by this development when you might operate on some assumptions like "you should have ever seemed to enjoy any interactions you've ever had" to consider choosing more vulnerability and more time / effort spent on this relationship, and "you also don't need to have Found Fault with someone / otherwise have some grievances or dislike of them to not want to date them" especially if rian's apparent sense of responsibility for taylor's theoretical negative feelings about rejection supposedly doesn't involve thinking about any power dynamics, she just feels the need to repeatedly reassure them she'd actually Love to date or have sex but she's just so set on not dating through work, b/c of the complications, that she's never considered not having casual sex with bosses and also never mentioned this stance to turn down winston nor done anything but revel in how he might feel about even being rejected as a conversational partner. too prudent to mention it. certainly also a relevant matter that it Need Not Be Explained to anyone that winston for one is excluded as a potential Romantic partner for pretty much everyone i guess. whilest as this potential mirror to taylor, he's not only considering specifically rian w/"we're similar; let's hang out; i'd like to have sex maybe even" (though winston's sexuality, like his communicative capacities, is also simply Not Allowed) but also seems to be like "i guess this is all i can get / expect" or hanging on for a long time to the possibility of Otherwise at his own expense or taking blame / whatever pretty egregious treatment like. taylor being willing to talk to wendy still is akin to winston still being willing to talk to rian. though maybe that's changed by the end of s6; it'd be very warranted after the pretty make or break [rian & winston Share An Interest; hang out outside work about it] moment there and also after Everything Else on its own, just like how it'd be very warranted if taylor expecting Nothing Better from wendy could turn into their hardly being willing to interact
anyways, sure is fortunate for taylor (or is it???) that Work becomes more enriching for them suddenly, and through someone with whom they have this promising personal dynamic with, a Peer with whom, in fact, they do both seem to find reward in interacting with each other / want and choose to do so, imagine, while [reiterating for emphasis]: they are both finding reward in interacting and feeling Complementary rather than only seeing exactly themself in each other, while having this respect for each other and flexibility and knowing they don't Have to work together, and may not always be doing so.
but most to the point it sure is something that the season starts off with taylor being dissatisfied with their work situation and responding by not being at work and instead watching people be overjoyed about their (also, relevantly, Peak Normal Correct Cishet) romance, though they don't outright claim to straightforwardly enjoy this. then they Do outright claim to us repeatedly, if ever begrudgingly, that everything rian does is worthy &/or sympathetic (and totally comprehensible and consistent so as to believably retain any sense of Character....) while every time they interact, it's a business meeting and one or both of them is unhappy about some part of it. but then once taylor's asked to think about their happiness Beyond Work they apparently are simply motivated to go ask someone out, and it may as well be rian For Lack Of A Better Option really, but then there's the wrench of "for some reason rian is unsurprised and not at all put off by this, or even just somewhat confused" and "for some reason rian's like 'sorry but no. fr im soooo sorry'" with these perspectives of [happiness Outside Work = romance] and [someone deemed Objectively Worthy = you'd of course at least consider romance, or else you must think actually they're Unworthy in some way, or have some more general Reason you'd reject others categorically in just the same way] (rian rejecting winston for unworthiness so much that she doesn't even need to bother actually telling him as much; rejecting taylor for [i don't date through work] with followups to reassure them it's Not the unworthiness) (that on and off paper winston & taylor have no reason to not be kissing but i think we can assume that won't happen, b/c billions itself may also assume we understand that [winston is unworthy] is just true. &/or that anyone Worthy understands as much)
so hoping that taylor has Some kind of enriching lasting relationship with philip, truly, which was the hopes for winston and rian but the updated hope is his enriching lasting disengagement with rian, f
#winston billions#AND rian having some of the worst material re: sex billions has ever inflicted upon us. impressive. sorry to this character#(and like.................has she Not prior had casual sex through work while she's been willing to do so / hasn't had nights & weekends??)#that makes no sense either. it's for winston's sake i'm glad she hasn't tried to be fwb there#wouldn't it be fun if we got s7 genderfluid rian. but we won't. fr it's like....why'd we get this character at all lmao#would've made more sense if she left at the end of s6 too. while the best thing we've gotten is taylor getting to further distinguish#themself from axe in of course good ways. the associated [philip seems so much more like A Character than rian despite also being new]#difficult to work in ''rian would be abusive towards winston if they were dating b/c she Already Is as (sometimes) work friends'' when#another issue is that rian's material isn't really being Examined when every character can only remark abt how cool & correct she always is#ultimately; at least....taylor you caaan't actually be mad at rian; gotta be some Other issue you're having bad feelings about....#that winston being introduced so peripherally it was meant to be a oneoff & while (as viewed by other characters) being Incorrect and#Unsympathetic has created the conditions for someone who does end up w/this stronger sense of Being A Character#he's even autistic....while rian is adhd and hostile like ''at least i'm allistic and meritous''#like yes i Will talk to you more than others maybe but offscreen & i Will also be bullying you b/c i am willing to and i certainly can.#dunno what to say about winston and tuk b/c we've still seen so relatively little & idk what we'll get for winston in s7#that it's will's updated foul play website bio that Confirms he'll be in s7 at all; but i'm still not supposing he'll def get more than an#episode or two or w/e. or i suppose he could be sent off & return; they're still in production mode over there after all#i would really doubt canon would give us that romance but it would be....i dunno. earthshaking really lol haven't given it the most thought#canon might also think that would be insulting to tuk or something....#or say As Much w/that continual threat of ''improving'' winston by making him Choose to be more normal now (:#everyone's always giving him the organic aba (abuse) either way but umm the Least you could do would be absorb it & Stop Bringing It Upon#Yourself....still supposing it's possible that their being Friends is considered to be dragging tuk back / dooming him to Loserdom#but as or more likely: he got to talk to tuk in the last ep to get him out of the way. it will never get focus#oh i went off track up there: finishing the thought to say i suppose it's assumed rian would not be shitty towards taylor like she would be#towards winston b/c they're Worthier; not supposedly inferior to her even as winston is considered to be#hence that rian Can give winston shit whenever she wants but just so happens to Not be that way towards anyone else. makes you think#mfw i run out of room writing on one page abt cam stone like ''i could've been more clearly relationship anarchist with it :(''
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