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Does Potemkin like his uniform? What would he wear if he could wear clothes without issues? How does his mutation affect things like clothes or self grooming? Does he like being able to take care of himself? What about what his favorite things to draw? How much food does he eat? Does he have favorite books? What's his guilty pleasure? Does he have a crush on anyone? Tell me.
anon, i see you and i hear you. you are indulging me so bad, and so obviously i will Listen
Potemkin (Guilty Gear) headcanons 2: Electric Boogaloo
Does Potemkin like his uniform?
- He doesn't feel anything real strong about his uniform. It's just a couple of garments he wears for formality's sake, not much else. He appreciates the small pockets though!
- But his helmet? God, Potemkin appreciates his helmet sooooooo much.
- Albeit only slightly, very very slightly, he's got some eyesight issues - but his helmet's got some prescription lenses installed in there that bring his vision back to 20/20.
- Potemkin doesn't really notice the eyesight problems when his helmet's off, but once he looks through those lenses again, it's like seeing a whole new world.... kind of. In reality it doesn't make much of a difference, but Potemkin appreciates it nonetheless!
What would Potemkin wear if he could wear clothes without issues?
- He's already so used to his firm uniform, no matter the issues, so I feel he'd instinctually go for something tight and cozy to emulate that feeling.
- On simple outings, he values comfort over fashion. A simple sleeveless t-shirt and trousers is all he needs. Maybe even a jacket.
- ... yeah, Potemkin's not too big on fashion. Again, he prefers comfort over anything, considering the lack of it that he has in the first place.
- He definitely doesn't mind showing some skin though (NOT IN THAT WAY AUGH). Mostly his arms, since he finds most long-sleeved shirts very uncomfortable.
How does Potemkin's mutation affect things like clothes or self grooming?
- For self grooming, he finds he's often breaking hairbrushes, toothbrushes, hair ties or anything else, completely by accident. His sheer strength makes it hard to use anything without taking extra care to do so gently. It's annoying, but Potemkin makes the most of it.
- Gabriel, the worried mentor that he is, always orders in extra-sturdy replacements for these tools, made just for Potemkin's sake. Potemkin is ever so grateful for it, as you'd expect.
- For clothes, Potemkin has to get them refitted every couple of months or so. Have you seen how skin-tight his Strive outfit is?
- well yeah t's for the sex appeal dude.but that's daisuke's fault not mine
- (In some XX cutscenes, there's images of him clearly wearing clothing that isn't practically glued to his skin. Maybe during Strive, he was simply due for a refitting of his clothes again...?)
- It's a hassle, and quite a costly one at that. but really it's no biggie. Just that all that body proportion measuring does get to him a little....
Does Potemkin like being able to take care of himself?
- Hooh! Ahem. Uhh, well, it's definitely better than not being able to...?
- Yeah, sure, Potemkin says he doesn't mind, and that's true. But on the bad days, when he looks in the mirror to brush his teeth or tie his hair up, he just feels... disgust. He's too big to fit in the doorway, or some low-hanging ceilings, or the mirror itself.
- Potemkin's mutation, the one that's taken hold of his life, opened so many paths and closed all the others... he resents it. Hates it. Wishes he could just be normal, with regular proportions and lacking of his superhuman strength. It's a blessing and a curse. It's-- no. No. There's no reason to dwell on it. It'll only lower his morale.
- Being independent is something Potemkin is glad he's able to do though, despite the difficulty of moving around and the horrible, horrible body dysmorphia. He'll find a way to cope with it. The self care needs to get done either way, he tells himself.
- (He might need some kind of therapist to help him with his self image issues, actually...)
What are Potemkin's favourite things to draw?
- Potemkin claims that he doesn't have a 'favourite' thing to draw, he simply follows along with whatever inspiration struck him in the moment.
- But, one with a keen eye would be able to spot the fact that he seems to adore drawing portraits of his friends and associates. The way their expression lights up when they see their own face, captured in perfect integrity and drawn by Potemkin's own hands, warms his heart.
How much food does Potemkin eat?
- A bit more than the average portion, since Potemkin has to keep up with his more demanding metabolism due to his larger size.
- But usually, he can get away with eating regular portions, so he does just that. It's a lot more convenient for him that way, especially when he's not preparing the food himself.
- He has been prescribed with a dietary plan, but it's become a little irrelevant lately.
Does Potemkin have favourite books?
- Not really. Well, at least he claims he doesnt, but you'll easily find him binging the old old classics, like Shakespeare. He's read all of Shakespeare's literature. Like, all of it.
- What can he say, they're titled as 500 year old classics for a reason! He's moreso surprised that they're still preserved and out there if anything. Such is the wonders of history preservation...
What's Potemkin's guilty pleasure?
- Fanfiction.
- ...
- What else is there to say?
- He finds beauty in the fact that people can take the base of someone's original story and craft their own out of it, using someone else's characters, setting and world to make their own personal piece of art. The storylines, the interpretations of characters, the twisting of the original plot... He holds the poetic value of it quite highly.
-And obviously, considering the fact he does consume some media, he's sometimes starving for more content of the characters he enjoys.
- What? No, I'm not projecting. Who told you that?
Does Potemkin have a crush on anyone?
- So, have you heard of this guy called Faust Guilty Gea(GETS SHOT AND DIES)
- ...okay, seriously, if he'd have a crush on anyone, I think it would be Faust - even if the crush was only for a fleeting moment. He's far too occupied with his job to really consider a romantic relationship, but him and Faust have bonded closer than he thought ever possible.
- Being so tall your back always hurts, being so bulky you struggle to get around, your giant hands getting in the way all the time... Faust gets Potemkin's struggles. Maybe not to the same degree, but he definitely gets it.
- And the fact that, considering their pasts, they're definitely both working to improve on themselves. It'd be so, so helpful to have someone to lean on, someone to share their struggles with, someone to come back home to.
- Yeah, it'd be tricky as hell for Potemkin to juggle his work and a relationship at the same time... but what the hell, maybe he could try anyway, just for the sake of it?
^ I'm not really one for ships, but like. Do you understand. (while actively frothing at the mouth) i think you need to put me down anon
hey if you are my friend and you see this post i give you permission to maul me, anyway Potemkin Guilty Gear.......
#dude it's 4 am im going to bed.#faustemkin headcanons mostly taken from a discord server i'm in. dunno who said it though#but thank you for those!#anyways okay yeah im not beating the insane allegations#i am too far gone#but who caaaaaaares#i admit it im cringe. but who caaaaaaaaares#potemkin#faust guilty gear#potemkin headcanons#guilty gear headcanons#gg#faustemkin#i almost made pot read yaoi btw.#ask answered#my writing
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i’m not a fan of gracie abrams at all but i do find it interesting that women get so critiqued on vocal ability
#like who caaaaares your honor who caaaaaaares if the vocal talent sounds a little off or silly#like i can name so many bands and artists with a man as the frontman who uses#breathiness and voice cracks and just like Plain Not Great Singing and they get on just fine#i guess it’s a bit different when it’s pop music but again i say#whooooo caaaaaaares your honor#i like it when the music sounds a little rough … unpolished … raw
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so much stuff happening in the periphery of my world and i just cannot be bothered to give a fuckkkk. no more ✋️
#w the exception of my one friend who is having a legitimately really hard time right now#that i give a fuck about#but like. someone i've never met having problems with me. and someone else i dont talk to anymore making my friendships more complicated#i dont caaaaaaare#no more drama#i just want to chill. why do there have to be problems#in fact the only thing that pisses me off is that people cant just have these isolated problems with just me#it has to ripple out and make my other friendships more difficult to maintain too#idkkkk. i dont really even care enough to make it a matter of blaming anyone for anything ots just so stuuuuuupid#anyway. 2 full weekends with my partner lie before me
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ppl rbing my old cringe bnha discourse posts from 2018
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re-watching north by northwest and oh my god how many minutes of them implying they wanna fuck each other without saying the actual words did they write into the script?
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i think one of clark's favorite pass times is giving government secrets away to intoxicated ppl tbh
#he knows SO much between the ppl he's slept with or blackmailed or just done general business with#and he does not caaaaaaare#he'll just gossip to other ppl in the field who are black out so when they sober up#theyre like did....did i hear that??? actually? did i imagine it???#clark is just a little guy ur honor. he's just a little demon creature who likes sewing discord#anyway ive had some drinky drinks so i doubt ill be writing writing anymore but i will be shitposting#tbd
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How is it that bi lesbian is considered a controversial label but no one cares about when gay men say they're mlm and mlnb
#like people made a fuss over women calling themselves lesbians if people felt they would more fit the bi label#idk i just think if they arent doing anyone any harm who caaaaaaares#why is this whole thing even a topic of conversation#i don't entirely understand the bi lesbian label but i don't think it's anything to be pissed off about#op
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woke up this morning, with a migraine, and my brain said "you should finish that 42k [REDACTED] fanfic you were working on"
so that's what i've been doing all day
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locked out of the house lol ✌️
#just me hi#we are in the caaaaaaar#it was hot n humid outside :/#front door: oh shizz those aren't the keys. lemme try them anyway- Those Are Not the Keys#back door 1: should be easy :) It Was Not Easy. And We Don't Have the Keys To That Door#back door 2: a key fits but does not turn the thing ?? so what does that key even go to ???#keys: five hundred thousand keys... my hands stink ://#front door the sequel: those aren't the keys but maybe if i manifest it- Those Are Not the Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeys#the thrilling conclusion: walking back to the car in the Hot Humid because everyone was arguing instead of voting on a victim and finding#out the keys are with Poptarts who will not be back for another 20 minutes at the least#real neat lolll#but hey i got more time to scribble so :3
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u guys should try not giving a shit abt what the gp has to say about harry. it’s wonderful. 10/10 would recommend!
#honestly like#who caaaaaaares#i get why ppl who doesn’t know why he said that would be upset but#we can’t control other people’s perceptions#harry looks incredibly happy and i am thrilled for him#that’s all that matters really
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:/
#speculation nation#it just aint showing up is it#this is like genuinely kind of upsetting lol but who caaaaaaares right it's not like i even wrote ids for the thing#bc i wanted more people to be able to appreciate the post#right? surely i didnt put in effort to make a post i wanted people to see and appreciate#over a detail from my fav manga that has me emotional.#of course i didnt want to share in the emotions with random strangers online ha ha ha why would i tag the fandom? to make a connection? psh#if it still doesnt show up by morning i might just remake the post & delete the old one#for now im going to fucking bed. i hate this shitty fucking website.
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Like, platonically, right?
c!allium kissing on the mouth romantically with tongue hope this helps
#fae speaketh#some of u guys act like ur talking about characters and then get all weird so#weeding out the weak#who caaaaaaares
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honestly not sure i have it in me to even pretend like i care about anything
#delete later#i just want to go home#who fucking caaaaaaares dude like literally whats the point#im sick of my job im sick of school im becoming really sick of teaching#i hate my graduate class#im just tiredeved everything requires so much emotional energy that i just dont have#i just. dont. care.
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in such a bad mood which means time to sleep
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i only follow like 2 subreddits so whenever i'm scrolling my feed they throw in so much miscellaneous shit and for some reason a lot of it is related to random youtuber drama
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you should talk about it! i wanna know what you planned out (unless you want to keep it a secret for the future/tmcblr account)
aha. well 😁
(i think i do wanna keep future tmcblr lore a secret for the time being BUT!!!!!!! if you wanna hear more our reality stuff i have a side blog dedicated to it @our-reality <3 asks r always open just don't like. ask me to explain the entire plot of a season or smth thats a bit Too Much for me LOL)
#posts in a drainage system#i realize i am. not very good. at getting ppl intruiged about the plot but it's fiiiiiiine who caaaaaaares (me)#WHENEVER I GET THE URGE TO EXPLAIN THE PLOT I FEEL WEIRD OKAY :(((((
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