#but weve been together for 8 years...

[3seagrass]

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[faaun]

ok let's catch up quickly

[scragon]

When ppartner silly

[lavenderedhoney]

Can't believe I'm gonna get married to the love of my life. Holy shit

[souvenirmp3]

im getting matching pacific rim tattoos with my gf today <333

[kathrynmjaneway]

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[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

"everyone sucks here" is a good aita option but like half the time i would click that id rather have a button for like, "holy shit how have you gone this long in close relationships without ever talking about important things" like literally a "im making you go tell the other person how you feel and then report back" button

[spiritmoon23]

for as many stories we have that rely on true love existing, straight people dont seem to really get that that is a concept that happens in real life too

[aroaceofthesea]

Just realized only 5 ppl from our og bit band are left and feeling kinda nostalgic tbh

[mysticsoldiersailorhylia]

Hey guys what do you do when you're 90% sure your partner's mother hates you, and is just pretending to like you most of the time? 🙃

[kookie-doughs]

Maybe Hero

Hawks / Keigo Takami X Reader

-Y/N L/N a UA’s 1st year Department of Support was mistaken by the No. 2 hero as a hero.

Chapter 8: Explaining

Knocking on the window, Hitoshi went over to see you.

He had a serious look and you could tell he's incredibly angry. You had no idea what was going to come... and it scared you.

He opened the window and you hopped in.

"Hitoshi..."

"Y/N, weve known each other for how long now? A decade at least. You've told me every little shit that goes on no matter how disgusting or inappropriateor everything about you I know." He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "You had the audacity to lie to me about whatever disgusting thing you have going on with that hero."

"Hitoshi please..."

"Y/N, I am not going to condone this relationship you have with him. No matter what you say, its not something I'd fuck with. He's being glorified and all that while he's dating a fucking minor. GOD Y/N YOU'RE NOT EVEN AT THE AGE OF CONSENT???"

"Hitoshi Hawks doesn't know about me."

He paused and looked at you bewildered by what you just had said.

"You. Tell me everything from the start."

You bit your lip and looked down to the ground.

"I'm lying to him... about everything... my age, my profession..."

"God you're such a dumb fucking bitch!" He sighed and paced the room.

"I-I met him back when... you know..."

"So that tweet was for you huh.." He seethe his teeth.

"I... I... He thought I was a pro-hero..." I smile awkwardly, "and you know me... I'm a fake... hahaha... I owned it and told him I was just starting as a hero so I had nothing yet..."

"okay so he's a bigger dumbass for falling for that shit."

"I never gave him a name, or any information about me so he doesn't try to look for me... I gave him my twitter and told him Mei is my cousin a-and you and Izu are her friends so we became close friends too."

"Y/N stop talking to him."

Your heart fell and you looked at him. A crease formed between his brows, and his jaw clenched ever so slightly as a surge of frustration threatened to spill out. He took a deep breath, trying to rein in his emotions, but it was a hard battle.

"Hitoshi... please..." Your voice shaking trying to find words to help you with your situation.

"Y/N, don't even try it." His tone was firm. "Nothing. I mean nothing. Will change my mind."

Your voice breaking, "H-Hitoshi please... I really like him..." slowly tears were forming but you dared not to let it fall. "I-I can't just-"

Hitoshi throws his phone to the ground and his battle to keep his emotion back had been lost. "Y/N do you not understand what you're doing right now?!"

"I do!" You cry to him.

"Then why do you keep doing it?! Y/N get your shit together please! This is fucked up!! This isn't some joke, this is real life you're messing with!"

"What do you want me to do?!"

"Leave him! I've been so fucking clear! Leave him! Leave him or else I'm telling him about you."

You grab his hand trembling, "H-Hitoshi please don't I-I can't please..."

He shakes your hand off and buries his face to his hand and takes a breath. You fall to your knees trying to think of anyway you can somehow convince him. Tears had been falling and you couldn't care less.

"Y/N I'm not supporting this relationship no matter what you do." He looks at your messy state he then grabs a towel and tosses it to you. "How far have you gone with him?"

You look up to him with teary eyes. "N-Not far at all.. w-we haven't even kissed. I couldn't... kiss him..."

He sighs again and squats down to your level. "Why did you decide to do this?"

You bite you lip and gave him a sad smile, "Because I really like him. H-He makes me really happy... I-I just... He's just perfect you know?"

He looks at your expression. Years with you and this was the first time he's seen you like this. Sadness was evident but he could see it when you talked about him. Two word you didn't use, words haven't thought yourself. But Hitoshi knew.

You were in love with Hawks.

"Your birthday, ignore him for 3 months. I won't do anything about this." He presses his thumb to wipe your tears.

"Hitoshi..."

"Age of consent is 16. You're 16 in 3 months if you do that I'll let this go. If you contact him anytime after this talk, I'm going to report this. Okay?"

You nod eagerly. "I-I'll do that! Just don't tell anyone please..."

"Tell him about this or whatever excuse you come up with." He gets up and crashed to his bed. "I hope this bites your ass. I'll repeat myself again and again, I don't like this at all. I have no intentions on helping you out in this. I only gave you this option because I don't want you to hate me."

After you clean yourself up, you smile to yourself went to his side and gave him a hug.

"I can't hate you... You're right about this anyway. I just can't do the right thing... Thank you for this chance..."

"You're cleaning this up yourself when karma comes. I don't want to get involved. I'm going to be checking your phone too to make sure you don't keep contact, okay?"

You nod.

"Have you said your 'see ya later'-s yet?"

You pulled out your phone.

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[mercsoda]

FOR THE SELFSHIP QUESTIONS!!! 🍧 💋 💎 !!!!

1, me and gambit are MARRIED he is my HUSBAND we act like were freshly married with no problems but weve been together for 8 years /exaggerating /silly

2, the bride and the ugly ass groom

3, i would fall in love first and in my head it would be like "wait is this real or. whatever happens happens idk atp"

[faaun]

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[stressfree-tea]

Hey, Y'all! I think it's been a good 3 months since I posted my hopes for Trolls Band Together. I thought I'd make a new list since SO much new information has come out.

🌟DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT ANY SPOILERS.🌟

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1) The troll tree.. explained more in depth. Like how were there boybands when they were constantly in danger. My thought process is that the trolls resided there first, and the town was built around the troll tree. I'm not sure, I would like more insight.

2) Brother dynamics while in brozone. I'd love to understand and learn their personalities as trollings so we can get a better understanding of seeing them as "matured" adults.

3) Grandma Rosiepuff. I want to see her reflected on in the beginning. Her being their guardian. (Will they mention the boys' biological parents?)

4) An angsty argument with JD and Branch in the beginning and a heart to heart with Poppy and Branch, probably after the argument. Which would explain why Branch decides to go.

5) Branch and Poppy are great with Spruces kids, and his wife asking them if they have any. (Insert blush here)

6) Marriage proposal ideas from the brothers to Branch. They help him get past the anxiety of it. I'm not sure where the ring comes in.. possibly one that was Grandma's? And that could be why he was in her pod??? (allegedly - don't come for me)

7) A brotherly apology and forgiveness by all 5 trolls. Annnddddd a reunion song. Heck yeah.

8 ) A fucking broppy kiss. WeVE BEEN WAITING for 7 almost 8 years???

9) Wedding, WeDdInG, WEDDING. I see so much about it being too early. I.. disagree. When you spend so much time together, you develop a certain understanding of one another. I think they get engaged at the end and in 6 months or so (probably will have text saying a period of time later) they have the wedding. Come on, it's perfect.

10) I'd really like the other music tribes to appear :)

LET ME HEAR YOUR HOPES OR THEORIES!! 89 days to go my friends.

[navy-leader]

Little question: How do you see the relationship between the four Hollow Heads?

A little complicated ! in the fewest words possible

I like to switch up my headcanons for these guys cause theyre just fun to play with and different relationship statuses give a different perception to their interactions but the one(s) ive been mostly going off of is:

- They are not siblings, and the only thing in common in anything of similar regard is being made from the same creator

- They have a weird intrinsic connection with eachother, i like to call it soulmates but its not the same way as youd think. They take on features of the other(s), which ive shown visually through their eye colors

- Weird reincarnation bullshit atla style but not exactly because noone is dead for realsies. I think i best explained it in this post, however with the added addition that victim is NOT DEAD..so we just dunno whats going on orz

Now onto the specific pairings:

- Im a big fan of chodark so youd often see me draw em in a more romantic way, but i like em in whatever form they come in, the important thing is theyre fucked up together. They are crazy codependent, being the only company eachother have for like?? 8 years?? They drive eachother crazy and fight tons but theyre all they have so they still cherish their bond. Communcation skills 0. Dark is a lot more peppy about life, while Chosen's taken to sulking more often than not but he tries to cheer up for Dark's sake. They both have their problems, Dark still tries to attack Chosen on a regular basis because of his coding, and Chosen has been trying to recover from everything that happened from noogai's pc, they try to make it work 👍

- Countering the first point on this response,,, i like Chosen and Victim as twins,, i feel it adds a layer to their (what could be) relationship, sharing the same face, same woes with their origins, but turning out sososo different but still The Same. Makes me feel some typa way

- Victim and Second are sooooo special to me, i hope they interact in future episodes;;;; The first creation all jaded and wrathful about its creator, and rightfully so! Having been given the worst end of the stick while the other, the latest creation, young and hopeful, treated the best out of all his predecessors and given Everything that they never gotten. Victim is mad salty about all that and hugely envious, but hes more on exacting his revenge on noogai and making Second watch. In another world they couldve been friends, animating/drawing buddies perhaps...

- Chosen and Second ! Weve already seen what their dynamic is (or atleast in that specific situation) so ive not added more to it. Honestly been treating their relationship as a rebound from chodark,,,,,,, Yakno chosen just got out of the house to actually talk to other people other than Dark, finds a nice sunshiney stick to his dark and gloomy demeanor and things are good ! Their relationship could be something really special if they were to find themselves in a different situation than the one theyre in;;;

- I honestly do Not know what Victim and Dark would be like together other than the crackship of "evil girls who make out with eachother as their exes watch" but yakno ! Hollowhead Whore Saturday. Honestly it depends on what kinda villain victim is and how dark is like after getting her ass handed to her

- Weve seen Second and Dark but other than that i think if Dark were alive and got to hang out with the others and Second, she would be scared shitless of Second or Dark would act as a high and mighty bastard and Second gets a bit pissed off about her attitude at some point

This got a bit long but hrhrghrheh the hollowheads r so special to me,,,the one common thing about them is originating form the same creator and they all turned out so different and yet they have so many similarities between eachother hrhrgrhrggrhhrhr

[canadian-pug-cartel]

I hate to be that person but unfortunately egg creams don’t contain eggs. They’re literally just fizzy choccy milk 😭

THENE WHY CALL IT EGEG CREM-?

well now that I know that im gonna redo all my math

Ok speed run let’s go

IN 1933 MILK COST ¢.25 COSTING $8 IN 2023 (rounding up ofc)

RIGHT ONE CHANGE TO THE FORMULA eGg CrEaMs (stupid name ) ARE SERVED IN 16 OZ GLASS BUT OTHER THAN THAT WE ARE STILL ASSUMING FIVE DAYS A WEEK- AND ILL DO YOU ONE BETTER! LETS DO THE WHOLE YEAR- ANY WAY WEVE BEEN OVER THIS

BLAH

BLAH

BLAH

THIS COMES TO THE TOTAL OF $640

BUT WAIT

THERES MORE

BY WHAT ANON SAID THAT THERE IS CHOCOLATE IN IT AS CHOCOLATES WERE PRICED BY POUND ¢29/lb ALTHOUGH EgG cReAmS ONLY USE 3 TABLE SPOONS OF SIAD CHOCOLATE THIS EQUALS $3 IN 1933 AND $91.93 THEN MULTIPLY BY 5 YADA YADA EQUALING $460

NEXT ADD THOSE TWO SOLUTIONS TOGETHER WE GET $1,100

AND OVER THE SPAN OF A YEAR THIS EQUATES TO

$401,500

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