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Sonic.exe: (drunk as shit) an' uh- you... y... uuuhhh... honestly? Your girl isss... rreeEALLYy cool actshtually... (demoman noises) aa- at leasth you donth av to let a one offf phrase thefine yu...
SCP-166 Epon: (showing off her eìre goddess side) y- yuyeaahhh... thscanks for teaching her about... th-uuuhh thE SECOND AMENDMENT (she- did she fucking down half a pint of hard liquor like th- IS THAT IN THE "APOCALYPSE KNIGHT" CODE?) WOOOOOOOOOO! thiss... thissum gus shite i tellyahwat...- anyway ye t- think its hardd? Boi lemme tell ye, im suppos' ta be the Foundation's WAIFU! And thossshshshsheee...ff... fUCKs go after... (sighs) the fuckin' furrybait shy girll
Sonic.exe: prEaCh girl, thats... thatsh whut ye learned from whenyou uh... l-lived in a c...hurch
Epon: y-yuh cause like... me father's alto cLef yknow??? He focken döömped me thaer! Me name meansh fucken MEESTÆK in HEBREw! Like???
Sonic.exe: at leASt yer creatorshnot a fuken EDGELORD! HAAAAA
(They both drown the cringe in alcohol)
Herobrine: the top sniper of the Creepypasta Unit and the Second Knight of the Apocalypse everyone. (Disappointment intensifies)
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Tumblr furry: hang on, i get to stay AWAKE and it still counts as anesthesia?
Aubergine Man: its some SCP shit but its actually harmless (turns on red lightsaber) anyway, you said you wanted to transition?
Tumblr furry: yes pls i need the gender euphoria
Aubergine Man: Based.
Aubergine Man: also you get a free blåhaj after gender-affirming surgery and you get three months of hormones free of charge, but then you need a renewal service and depending on the fandom the price can change-
Gaster (from the storage room): afton PLEASE dont advertise during sURGERY
Orochimaru, all the way from the office: yeah! Its annoying!
Aubergine Man William Afton: ah whatever, anyway time for some personalized genital moddding :D
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Eric: so... uuhhh
Kyle: no, i wont tell anybody WHAT you used as the generator for dickinbaus
Butters: you promise?
Kyle: considering that i just saw 30 SCPs taped toghether to generate infinite energy from a taco-bell induced diharrea attack from cartman, yeah
Eric: good.
Eric: so... (looms at butter) you wanna do a nuclear warcrime? I want to staple a nuclear reactor to the dickinbaus
Butters: yeah! Nuclear energy!!!
Kyle: what the fuck is wrong with you two
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Pomni: what is this... white space?
Ink: welcome to the anti-void
Uncle grandpa: its basically an infinite canvas at the bottom of the undertale multiverse.
Dr.bright: its also a physical version of the Noosphere
Pomni:... a- (spontaneous combustion)
I fucking told y'all
(All the charachters that ever canonically knew or had access to a "white space" like the undertale anti-void/uncle grandpa "intermission space" proceed to nod, agree, and talk about how such a simple concept is THIS complex apparently)
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MONIST-1 RA: when i discovered that "Deimos" is also the name of a Madcom Charahcter i... genuinely liked this rock even more
Metat Aun: some people compare me to a scene of an extremely ancient cradle film... "2001 space odissey"... whatever tf that means
P.O.L.L.V.X.: a pilot canonically "pacified" me by having yaoi seggs with me
(Everyone embarassed)
Lancer!Alex (callsign ALPHA): (face bursts from pavement like he got shot from a basement or shit) and i would do it agaaain~
(All NHPs are now currently screaming in abject fear at the UwU NHP-Fucker pilot)
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Collector: why are we in ukraine?
Sonic.exe: i wanna teach you how to use a sniper rifle by killing some REALLY bad russian generals
Collector:... considering my lore, i would like you to define "bad"
Sonic.exe: the one we're "hunting" rn? He kills 10% of his squad every time they lose. And they lose A LOT.
Collector:...
Sonic.exe: were using Alex's "special ammo". This one is .65 BMG, Telekill/Depleted Uranium anti-tank DARPA. And theyre encased in fucking NuclearCraft Extreme Alloy. Because the powder used is so reactive it makes caesium and water look like a fart in a kids cartoon.
Collector:... (realizes that theyre basically launching nukes out of a customized-af barrett) what the fuck is Alex ON when he does these things???
Sonic.exe: the autistic spectrum
Collector: oh yeah right
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(48??u or something idk)
Xian Xiaoli: i need a melee weapon but all i have is the pieces to make a shotgun the size of a Barbarossa!
RA, from a busted radio: then do it?
Xian: how???
RA: let me use my Funny OP-plz-nerf Paracasualty Powers
Xian Xiaoli: (MONIST-1 RA enlightened noises)
Xian Xiaoli: (shudders) whOOH! That actually felt kinda good... thanks!
RA: any day girl!
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Shinji: just so you know, i figured that you didnt wanna do this to "save humanity"
Kaworu: how did you know?
Shinji: Kaworu, we have been lovely breeding each other for 6 hours straight. Its 2 AM and were naked under the covers while we cant feel our S H L O N G S anymore, this is TOO gay to be a "world-saving effort", and honestly?
Shinji, fully embracing kaworu: i wouldnt have any other way ❤️
(They then kept being lovebirds throughout the entire night. Rei was the only one who knew about this but shes based enough that when Asuka asked her she roundhouse kicked her into the wall) (because rei is THUG LIFE BAYBEEEE)
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SCP-096: wait, WHAT
Umbral: yeah, my name is like this because he thought "Number 96" sounded dumb. And one day he goes "actually when I watched the anime i never figured out your name" SO NOW HERE WE ARE!
096: at least its a good name...?
Umbral: THATS THE ONLY UPSIDE-
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Betê Noire betty: please tell me you're joking.
Bright: yep. Were now Alex's OCs because our creatore were associate with Predators
Betty: what
Bright: yeah hes like that
Betty: ALEX IS "LIKE THAT"? HE PHYSICALLY WANTS PEDERASTY TO REMAIN A THING OF THE GREEKS AND NOT A CRIME. Which would be good... IF HE DIDNT WANNA ANTIMEMETICS HUB IT OUT OF THE HUMAN PSYCHE
Bright: yep. He has good intentions, but sonetimes the way he goes about them are... excessively violent.
Betty: and he excuses his mistakes with autism?
Bright: only when its ACTUALLY the autism
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Hank: no you dont get it- Rye is the girlfriend, and Chelsea is the emoticona support pillow
Chelsea: exactly
Rye: (whispers to chelsea) wait so we take turns?
Chelsea: (whispers back) yeah girl, i got the assets but you got the wholesome
Rye: (whispering) aww tysm
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Hunter: honestly nice UNO win there, anyways why are we in your room and what did you mean by "taking your rewar-"
Willow: (stretches Vine like whip)
Hunter: (blushing HARD) oh shit-
(30 mins later, in the living room)
The collector: (staring right at Luz and Amity with the eyes of somebody that is 👌 this close to SNAPPING.) this is what i hear every fucking time i just wanna play pokemon in PEACE, and you two decide to give more material to the "next generation" part of our fandom.
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Monika: ok no seriously Alex, your mom is right- YOU CANT BUY MORE YUGIOH DUDE STAHP
Need content for unboxing. ( ◕_◕)
Monika: (mental breakdown) why are you like this
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Bright: i still feel you did something REALLY stupid
Clef: RE-LAAAAAX. Alex is a literal eigenweapon but he has a moral compass, hes gonna go there and do the job
Shaw: clef. You basically unleashed the only thing that can kill 682 (and then ressurrect it for "natural order" bullshit) on a small CI platoon that managed to get SCP-882.
Shaw: you sent a nuclear bomb eater to recover a nuclear bomb from nuclear thieves
Clef: (realizes that he is gonna be the reason the Veil is gonna be used as a hanging rope for the CI) fuck.
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Epon: why does my "knight" form... excite you so much
Sìgurros: girl, look me in the eyes and TELL me that "fiery war goddes of bare-handed murder with toned abs and large bazonkas" isnt peak waifu
Epon: (teary-eyed from the compliment) t...thank youuuu 🥺
Sìgurrós: exactly :3
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Benjamin kirby Tennyson: i feel like i am forgetting something important
Rex salazar: well you know how the reference goes
Daniel Fenton: if you forgot then it wasnt important!
Ben: u guys are right :3 its probably nothing
(Meanwhile, a few trilion lightyears from earth...)
Alex (Gear5): Ğømü ģòmų ñô...
Divinity: WAIT PLEASE NO-
Alex (Gear5): MÜŁŤÏVĘŘŚÉ ĞÂŤĻĪŃĞ!
Divinity: (cant speak on account of getting fisted from across every fandom ever at once)
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Belos: what.
Luz: yeah so... Alex is about to kill us all
Alex (Gear5) Alex-ULTIMATE FORM : GOMU GOMU NO-
Collector: and its all your fault
Amity: and YOU wanted to join forces with him
Odalia: yeah i know dear daughter, i mean- you get a girlfriend that is a human with less manners than a wild animal? Eh i can survive that. The literal emperor of the boiling isles being not only ugly, misoginistic and bigoted, but also a massive idiot? Oh titan NOPE
Hunter: yeah... considering what he did until now, if i knew he was THIS stupid i would have defected the instant i saw someone else even remotely smart
Alex-ULTIMATE FORM:
DIGAMMA METEOR!
Eda: congratulations, youre a failure
Belos:what-
(And then everyone died in a gigantic HBM mod themed explosion because yes.) (AND there was epic music behind it because here in italy we use sick beats as condiment for explosions)
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Herobrine: between Entity303 using all our internet connection for yaoi, and SCP-4335 basically being kirby but with even less braincells?
Herobrine: better than the screming italians and their constant overkillage anyway
Bill: the what
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Scunt player: what... ARE you?
Alex, omnitrix transformation 250 "team fortress" version SCOUT ultimate form cyberpsychosis scout: im... your upgrade?
Scunt player: that explains the green
Cyberpsychosis scout: those are a ben 10 reference
The entire fucking server: (peeks to see whats happening) what.
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Jax: you know, i get that i need to be nicer to others...
Jax: but INFINITE OVER-THE-TOP ULTRAVIOLENT TORTURING IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED
Talloran: BOO! GROW A PAIR!
Jax: (crying in existential pain)
Lmao get rekt
Pomni:... why do i feel satisfied looking at this
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Pomni: i want to kill.
Caine: what
Pomni: (looks right at caine) you will be the last one to see this place die.
Caine: what???
Ragatha: (blushing) woah uh-
Pomni: (points to ragatha) you shall reign over the aftermath of my fury.
Ragatha:... thats actually kinda hot ngl
Caine: WHAT THE-
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049: im sorry what
1048: ok look we get it sounds weird but-
2295: we want to build an EVA unit!
049: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME-
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(Downtime action "Go Diving", gain result 6)
ALPHA: what the fu-
SCP-035: so uhm... if you ever need to know, SCP stuff is compatible with this setting but uuuuhhh... NOT the other way around!
ALPHA: i have questions and that wasnt one of them
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Chara: why does the fnaf movie have a scene where a child does MY "eyes bleeding void" thing?
G. Freddy: in that film im the 「stand」 of a little girl and matpat is there to do the "just a theory" line. Dont ask wtf were the producers smoking
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Sonic.exe after hearing about the "pissing on the moon" incident: yeah sure, like eggman actually DID that...
(A few hours later)
Sonic.exe: (traumatized)
Sonic: we told you.
Shadow: seriously, he was drunk, what did you expect.
Sonic.exe: (broken innocence noises)
Tails: is he gonna have that thousand-yard stare for long? I need somebody to debug a program...
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Baby: i excuse the glorified dress-up but i draw the line at tHIS
Afton: (doing the California Girls meme as a mass of wires in the Vanny costume... all while the "proportions" are "exaggerated") this is how its fucken done :>
Gregory: really. THIS is the villain of the series?
Baby: the film removed all the nuance dear
Gregory: sick claw tho
Baby: ty
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Cyana: (looks around)
Cyana:
Cyana:.
Cyana:..
Cyana:...
Cyana: where the fuck am i.
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Susie: kris where the fuck are we
Kris: this is the chernobyl reactor in 1989, we are here because Towa from DBXV wants to stop Boris The Slav Superstar to crawl out of Reactor 4
Susie: oh yeah, side gig at the dragonball time patrol, i remember
Kris: you need some Omega-3 girl
Susie: where the fuck do i find all that fish tho?
Kris: do i LOOK like i would know?
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Herobrine: ma dici che qualcuno ci fa caso che noi due (come tutti) sappiamo l'italiano
Sans: seeeeeeeeh come se qualcuno ci facesse caso
Herobrine: la "libreria" a snowdin si chiama "librerbia".
Sans: ...senti un pò blockman-
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Alex: im 70% sure this is normal
Cross: Alex, Xgaster is getting springlocked
Alex: yeah thats what i said
Xgaster: (suffering for his fandom crimes in an excessively graphic way)
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Astolfo: being in the testosterone squad is actually really based
(postal dude does a terrorism)
Astolfo: i mean, the only reason im here is that all my testosterone went in my Monster Can and im also pretty sure its also a health problem for future me but hey i get to be the sniper because i have the lowest T of all the squad
Astolfo: (another Gmod explosion in the background) which is probably ANOTHER health hazard. but Duke smokes literal kilos of cigars a day, Postal dude heals using crack, and im pretty sure Slayer is like, 1% Biologically Human so im... probably fine!
Astolfo: we get full health benefits (not just dental) and we kill people as the most masculine team ever, so we're not getting bored anytime soon
(another fucking explosion but this time its CLOSER???) (boi wut dhehel boi)
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Cimmerian: i have no idea WHY am i able to kill Alex by telling him hes wrong.
Cimmerian: and at this point? im not fucking asking.
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Frisk: wait, how did we end up like this?
Betty: see, the thing is, Alex rewrote like three AUs toghether and taped them to eachother, and it WORKED. years later we do wacky adventures and right now were fighting plantera
Asriel, currently escaping from the funny omega flowey joke: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FU-
Frisk: yeah its the last part thats confusing
Chara (flying on a- thats a fucking jetpack): Dimensional Breach. we are going deep into Asriel's Terraria file to grab a zenith and unfuck things up back there
Frisk: ok... still doesnt explain asriel's starter weapon being a funny prism tho
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Massive wave of mindustry drones all ominously chanting the "hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper" song:
Alex: so yeah, im gonna out-drone robotnik
Sonic:...
Sonic:... compared to eggman, robotnik is fucking insane
Sonic.exe: and extremely pathetic
Sonic: exactly my (technically our) point, but still; Alex. WHAT THE FUCK
Alex: IM GETTING THIS FUCKING SECTOR
IM GETTING THIS FUCKING SECTOR
Sonic.exe: oh no hes doing that thing where hes both in and out of this reality
Sonic: fuck
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Ink: so uhm... should we do something about that?
(SCP-3125 stuck in the threads holding the papers that make the Undertale Multiverse while other SCP gods try to pull him out)
Error: NAAAAAH
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Uncle sam: (turns out to be an immortal sarkic man that genuinely wants to help)
[REDACTED]: let him cook.
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Vriska: 4r3 y0u 3v3r g0nn4 w47ch 0ur 53r135?
Tf do i know
Vriska: FU-
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Shaggy: like zoinks scoob
Shaggy: we fell in the backrooms
Scooby: ruh roh
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Rick:... tumblr is-
Emptier than you expect?
Rick: yeah.
#welcome to the multiverse#homestuck#sonic#sonic.exe#undertale#underverse#scp foundation#ink sans#error sans#deltarune#kris where the fuck are we#rick and morty#autism#glitchtale betty#astolfo#xgaster#fnaf movie#moon elf cyana#herobrine#bill cipher#sans undertale#ddlc monika#golden freddy#ultra instinct shaggy#dr jack bright#tf2#HBM mod#one piece gear 5#the owl house#5YL
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ooh can i have do-yoon and date :3 thank u
yeas :D
do-yoon han
Sexuality Headcanon: gay... there's a few different lines that point me to this, but the one i have on hand is "do-yoon: what celebrity? inha: [sigh] you have no interest in anyone, do you? juyoung, of course" and like well i can think of Someone he has an interest in
Gender Headcanon: the trans potential is very convincing. i didn't think of it while playing but ur so real
A ship I have with said character: GYU-HYUK
A BROTP I have with said character: uuuhhh plughole lol. honestly do-yoon has so many potential ships but like i think hyesung is just his homie, i don't think he likes seil that much, i think suyeon would kill su-chang if he got together with do-yoon, do-yoon and woo-suk are totally exes, and gyu is just the realest and only option. oh also him and inha being besties is a great headcanon
A NOTP I have with said character: don't ship him with the girls are u crazy
A random headcanon: i think he puts a lot of effort into his appearance, and he canonically knows a lot about makeup, but i also think he had no strong opinion on bstars' costuming. like he fully cut his hair for the show and was like ok. i think he just didn't care about that very much. though if canon contradicts me lmk
General Opinion over said character: he's sooooo good. i always love protags. he's pretty funny in an unintended-by-him way, and he's a great conduit for the story. i LOVE his outfit and sprites. i love his commitment and dedication. i love the big reveal. i love everything he does and how much he cares. everything about him. god do-yoon is great
kaname date
Sexuality Headcanon: this man is bisexual
Gender Headcanon: i think he's cis but it'd be so fucking funny if he were trans. like. Which One
A ship I have with said character: kagami. look i know him and hitomi are canon but let me have this EDIT: AND AIBA. I FORGOT ABOUT AIBA
A BROTP I have with said character: date and mizuki family... date and boss fascinating... date and renju intriguing. i love how much he gets along with all the characters, but nothing will ever surpass the mizuki roommate friendship familyism
A NOTP I have with said character: there's like nine fucking people who flirt with date in these games and i don't mind most of them. my no-gos are ryuki and iris though. i respect ryuki for having a crush but it's not happening. and i forgive iris for being weird, because she wasn't telling the truth, she just wanted a bodyguard. but yeah date will never
A random headcanon: i think post-ai1 he ties his hair up in the same style, it just looks different 'cause it's spikier. i don't necessarily think he dyes his hair but i do like the fanart where he does and his roots show
General Opinion over said character: god he's so fucking funny. one of the best protagonists i've ever had the honor of playing. my favorite character in aitsf. so funny. so persistently horny. so good at what he does. so dedicated to solving the mystery. so kind when the time calls for it. dude literally goes into peoples brains and fixes their problems, how can you not like him. i love him so much genuinely. also his outfit is fucking fantastic. i do like his appearance throughout the game more than the epilogue but i'm so happy for him at that point that it doesn't matter. also the timeskip between aitsf and aini didn't happen
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Been watching mob psycho 100 over the past two weeks: my thoughts so far (Part one/season 1)
-Wow. Mob is like, SUPER autistic.
-Ritsu v middle child coded. relate to the struggle tho
-This has so much more actions than I thought?? I rly got fooled by the breaking bad effect wow
-DIMPLE WAS A JOJO STAN ????
-Wow. mob does NOT fuck around at 100%
-Also I fucking love Reigen. I am not imune to the con man's antics he's so babygirl coded. everyone was right.
-BLOND BITCH??? HELLOO??? WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING TO MY BOY???
-Reigen's speech about powers and knife is actually v cool
-'Well, that gets ruined once you know Reigen said it' LMAOO dimple has shade
-BLOND BITCH??? HEY?????? STOP
-Uuuhhh Mob u alright?
-WHAT THE FUCK??
"???%" WHAT
-Oh poor boy :(( he's so sad he lost control.
-Also Ouch. Childhood trauma.
-RITSU GETTING POWERS???? Well christmas came early I guess!
-And immediate reaction is to go challenge your bro. Ritsu, you got issues man.
-Funky crime organization about to get their shit wrecked.
-Blond bitch is actually growing on me :D and YEAAH THEY TEAM UP
-"what are you doing?" "Introducing ourselves" Okay I take back some of it. Blond bitch is v funny.
-I love how they introduce all these cool villains when you know Mob can one shot them
-Actually, ONE do have a thing for OP protagonists lmao. Good thing he makes v entertaining and heartfelt stories out of it.
-Mob not giving a shit LMAOOOO
-FINAL BOSS IS A DUDE???? WHA
-REIGEN?? HELLO???????????????
-WHAT
-REIGEN HAVING TALK NO JUTSU IS THE BEST. MAN REALLY HAS BRAINCELLS AFTER ALL
-Sho is a little bastard I cannot wait for his return
-I absolutely forgot to mention it but the gym bros are the best characters in this show. I love them so fucking much. 10/10 almost makes me want to do sports.
-Awww :] spoons
So yeah s1 and so far a LOT of positive things to say! The characters are super endearing, the story, while not what I expected, is cool and My GOD THE ENGLISH DUB IS SO GOOD???????? LIKE OMG IT'S /SO/ GOOD. I did not find a french dub yet but I'm p sure it exists but also like the english vas are excellent. Mob is perfect, so is Reigen, Dimple, blond bitch, ritsu. Yeah this is great. Also I rly like the style! more simple than most animes but I actually prefer that!
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:3,,,, a olottttt of chocoalte. maybe too mucuhh
around,,,three york peppermants and too many hershy kisses and a bunnchhhh of uh. shit. fuck what're they called
penout butter cups :D yeah!!
uuuhhh huh. I do no feel like me- I was herb. I might still be Heart but I do NOT feel like it. and Im dissociating a lot.
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D: Uuuhhh.... Yeah! I'm fine! *she lied*
@redscorpiocat
D's walking around with her face buried in her hands, trying desperately to think of ways to cope with her new eyes and teeth.
(This is role play)
Zachie: Uhh.. Neko?... *He then gets closer to her*
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Last time I got like all def artifs and today the only two 5* viridescent pieces I got may have shitty sub stats, but the main ones are miraculously great ... man, I'll fuckin take it!
#what was that word i learned awhile back uuuhhh Copium yeah that hahahah. great main or great sub stats bc when does both happen hfjdjfjf#fucking rng 🤧🤧🤧#genshins1mpact#aerin.jpg#aerinposting#attack + er & crit dmg + crit rate? ....bro i will f u c k i n g take it. GLADLY#my def piece has semi decent sub stats but D E F E N S E ....esp not for xiao gdi djdjfjc#if i get better pieces than the ones i have on him rn ill prob try to level those up then give xiao's to venti or smth#i no longer have my guarantee so i don't wanna say anything dumb like 'hahaha saving up for kazuha' and then lose the mf 50/50#assuming i end up going for him bc i alr have these two built so do i r e a l l y need another anemo character.. just bc he's pretty ....hmm#as much as i always liked ayaka im not sure sure if i wanna save for her bc she reminds me a bit of mona (mainly the sprint)-#-and man i am really just not good with that in combat;; hahaha. also my chongyun is lvl 80 rn and im building my eula as we speak so;; hm#i prob need like a real strong pyro or electro bc my keqing lately feels... i love her to death but she's rly been strugglin sometimes man;;#uuuhhh the idea of potentially someday eventually aiming for electro archon sounds dope tho ngl. esp since i now have the other two ;u;/#but we'll see what happens#aerin.tagspeak
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ℙ𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕄𝕖
It was a Friday night and you were still out taking care of business with your company. Hyunjin, like the good father he is, insisted that he would watch your daughter while you were out for the day. But as the hours past by, you started to feel anxious because you felt like you have been out for too long and that you need to get back to your 2-year-old daughter. You send Hyunjin a text, apologizing for how late it’s getting along with expressing your concern about how he’s doing with Y/d/n.
You: Hey babe, I’m sorry I’m not home yet I didn’t realize these meetings were going to be so long. But are you and Y/d/n okay. Did you two eat?
You: Did she get a bath?
You: Is she sleep?
Hyunjin: Y/n relax. She’s doing good. We’re at the dance studio right now. She had her bath, I dressed her in some nicely fitting clothes, and we ordered food before we left.
Hyunjin: Oh and she likes kimchi stew now.😁
Even though you didn't know they left the house. You were just happy that they were both okay and doing fine without you. Considering the fact that you were on maternity leave for 18 months, and even though it's been 4 months since you started working again, you still need some more time to fully adjust yourself from stay-at-home-mom to working mom.
You shortly after get a Vlive notification that's titled "Hyunjin's Practice Room w/special guest!". You knew you couldn't watch it when it was live because technically you were still in a meeting, so you turned off your phone and continued your business and decided to watch it on the way home.
Hyunjin started the live sitting on the floor with Y/d/n in his lap, he was very giggly since this was his first time going live with his daughter. He greeted everyone joining the live,
“Hello everyone! Hi guys!” He read one of the first comments he saw. “I see we have a cute special guest today.”, a comment read. He giggled and continued to introduce the little girl in his lap, “Yes, today I brought my beautiful daughter, Y/d/n, here with me today for Hyunjin’s Practice Room. Say “Hi”, Y/d/n”. He raised her little hand to say hi. “Hi”, your daughter said in her adorable tiny voice.
Hyunjin eyes were stuck on the screen he was recording on, he still couldn’t believe that he has a cute precious daughter to call his own. He then remembered that he was live,
“Okay sooo.. You ready to practice with daddy today?”, he says while shaking her shoulders a little bit.
Y/d/n said with a big smile on her face, “Yeah!”. He jumped a little by her enthusiasm.
They got up out of their position and moved to the middle of the dance floor so the camera can see them while they stretch and dance. Hyunjin then started instructing Y/d/n on how to stretch. “Okay so put your arm over your chest like this. Then put your other arm over that one and pretend like you’re trying to get that hand under your chin so you can stretch your arm... You got it?”
Your daughter was trying her best to copy her father.
“Good job!”, Hyunjin praised. “Okay now other arm... Good Job.” They did a few more stretches after that.
“Okay, now I’m gonna play some music for us, okay?”.
Your daughter replied in her tiny voice, "Okay."
Hyunjin turned on The View from the new album. He let the song play for a little bit while Y/d/n danced around in circles and moving her little body in the cutest manner. Hyunjin couldn't help but laugh.
After only about 10 minutes of dancing together Hyunjin and your daughter sat together in front of the camera to answer a few questions.
"What's Y/d/n's favorite food?", One of the comments read.
Hyunjin answered, "Uuuhhh, I don't know." He turned to Y/d/n and asked "What’s your favorite food?"
She responded with "uhh, avocado" in a baby-ish but enthusiastic tone.
"Avocados? But I thought you your favorite was sweet potato."
She shook her head with a disgusted look on her face, which Hyunjin found amusing and continued talking to her to while chuckling.
"Okay so you don't like sweet potatoes anymore"
"I never did", your daughter said in her high pitched voice.
Her father burst out laughing because of how snappy her response was.
They answered a few more questions, then asked Y/d/n if she wanted to continue dancing. She said no. So Hyunjin went ahead and set up her iPad and handed it to her to keep her entertained while he continued practicing by himself. Y/d/n sat in the couch corner that was in the practice room and started watching something on Disney+
Hyunjin turned on "Play With Fire", to dance to, in order to entertain the viewers on Vlive. But that wasn't the only song he practiced with. He danced for about 30 minutes, and the entire time he was, Y/d/n was watching, paying no mind to the screen in her lap.
With every twist and spin Hyunjin did, she watched, keeping her eyes fixed on her father. Hyunjin didn't even notice that she was staring at him from behind, admiring the swiftly moving figure in front of her.
When your husband finished his final dance number, your daughter put her iPad next to her and started clapping for her father, making Hyunjin look back surprised.
"You were watching me?", He asked with a smile rising on his face. Your daughter nodded while letting out a little cheeky giggle.
"Was it good?", He asked.
She nodded again.
Hyunjin sat down next to Y/d/n, resting his head on her own. Even though he was far from the camera, you could tell that he was genuinely happy to just be around his daughter. She later moves her head from under her father's to set it on his lap. All while putting her iPad on the other side of the couch.
"Daddy?"
"Yes?"., Hyunjin answers.
"Can we go home now?".
He looks down at the tiny slumped figure in his lap. "Why? You're tired?".
She shook her head while rubbing her eyes.
Hyunjin understood. He then picked up Y/d/n with her arms wrapped around his shoulders and brought her to the camera one last time to say goodbye and goodnight to all the people watching.
"Well, I think it's time for us to start heading out now. Did you like being here in the dance studio with me?".
Your daughter faced the phone for a second just to let out an "mmhm" while rubbing her eye, then shortly rested her head back on her dad's shoulder.
"Kay guys, uuhhh, I don't think we're gonna do selca time tonight, but I do want to say.. goodnight.", Hyunjin waved at the camera then pressed the button on the phone to stop the live.
As soon as the broadcast stops, the rustling of the staff moving startles Y/d/n. She then gets down from Hyunjin’s arms and walks over to the to couch lay down on it until it's time to go. As the team is packing up everything they need, Hyunjin's grabbing all of Y/d/n’s belongings to make sure they're not left behind.
Everything's packed, all the staff are gone, and your daughter's fast asleep on the corner couch. Your husband strolls over towards Y/d/n to wake her up. "Hey, hey.", He whispers.
She slightly opens her eyes and takes a deep breath.
"It's time to go home." He helps her sit up from her position. Y/d/n's too tired to do anything on her own and raises her hands upwards, signaling that she wants to get picked up. Hyunjin abides her request and lays her on his shoulder. He grabs the bags, turns off the lights, and heads out the door.
By the time they get to the outside of the building the driver is already there waiting for them. Hyunjin, then places your daughter's car seat in the vehicle to situate Y/d/n in it. Once the two are buckled up in their seats, the driver pulls off and they head straight home. In the time it took for them to drive home, Y/d/n fell asleep once again but this time she was holding Hyunjin's hand. Oh what would she do with her dad.
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Wilbur: Would you like another Tubbo joke?
Scott: Yeah, give me another Tubbo joke
Wilbur: Uuuhhh
Wilbur: Tubbo likes smoking
Wilbur: And bees :D
Scott: Not sure what the build-up line to that is-
#mcyt#correct quotes#wilbur soot#wilbur soot quotes#scott smajor#scott smajor quotes#i forced dream smp youtubers into an escape room
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22 and 24 for Genshin. :>
22. Your favorite character’s design and the least one? OH NO THATS A TERRIBLE QUESTION FSDFSDASFSDF /j oh man i really am awful at picking favorites UUUHHH.
Favorite!!!: I'll elect Zhongli. Just cause he's??? he's got a really cool thing going on. The subtle relevance to Chinese culture is an amazing thing they worked in, on top of it being incredibly in character for Zhongli himself. Its also just really cool???? the shape of it is good and it really highlights his shoulders??? IDk zhongli is just so neat to me. Also glowy duotone hair and dope earring SDFSDFASFSDFDF. Least favorite: Can i pick all of Sumeru SDFSDFASFSDFSDFSDFSDFASFS for the sake of being interesting I won't use that but just know its there xD HMMMMMM Man i like a lot of Genshin's character design. Even if I personally wish a lot of it was less sexy, they're good with visual balance. I guess I'd say Yae Miko. Now I'll clarify i haven't met her in game really yet (i more or less know the part she plays but like, i'm more familiar with her fanart characterization.) and i like the general take of her outfit, but i guess its just..... sexy shrine maiden. end post xD No hate to the yae Miko enjoyers. :D
24. Your party formation? (DPS, Healer, Tank, Support) um. I am a very stupid genshin player. i have uh..... Cryo DPS kaeya.... DPS itto i think........... Zhongli.... doing... something.... normal Xiangling is in there and i think maybe she counts as support but also like she's not really built so?????? Then jean. Dps healer. ..... yeah. ASFSDFSDFASFSDFSDFSDF So DPS DPS ??? and Healer (DPS) Hope that clarifies some thigns xD
#genshin impact#Ask GAme!#isa screams#sukikobold#hi sukikobold :D lovely seeing you here#genshin ask game#these were hilarious to answer SDFSDFASFSDFSD
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❣fifty: where you belong
Bulletproof Heart
Warnings: uuuhhh creepy dude?
Word count: 3k
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After the new year, Y/n decided they should schedule more shows to build on the support they received on Twitter and at school after Hobi's addition to the group. She'd often scheduled performances for the D-Town Boyz in the past, and used those connections to get the band to play at clubs they'd never been to before. The Bulletproof boys were excited about performing more, and happy that having the rappers join them was bringing them more attention and more opportunities.
Bulletproof wasn't the only musical group working on new songs and seeking the stage. Namjoon and Yoongi had made the decision to go on performing without Hoseok. It was painful, especially for Namjoon, but both boys accepted that as a consequence of their actions. Their feelings for each other, which Yoongi had come to acknowledge, were complicating the process of writing, since they often found themselves distracted. Nonetheless so far things between them had been smooth since both boys had been sober and focused on bettering themselves and their relationship. However, as things for the kids continued to evolve in a positive direction for all, clearly not everyone was aware of the changes that had occurred, as they were soon to find out.
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"What are you guys doing here?" Namjoon asks as he comes face-to-face with his sister backstage. For a moment he thinks perhaps she's come to support him but then he sees the boys behind her carrying in their equipment.
"We're here to play. What are you don't here?" Y/n replies, confusion written on her face. When she sees Yoongi arriving at her brother's side she's just as sure they're not here to support her either.
"There must be a mistake. The stage is ours tonight," Yoongi informs her and Hoseok, who has come to drape his arm around her shoulders as the other boys begin to gather.
"That's impossible. I booked it myself, weeks ago," she insists.
"Well, I… let's just go talk to the manager," Yoongi decides instead of uselessly discussing the issue further.
"Yeah, Y/n called to book two weeks ago," the manager confirms when they find him.
"Then why did you tell me we were good to go when I called last week?" Yoongi demands.
"I thought you were just calling to confirm. Y/n had always made hour bookings before. I assumed she was scheduling for you when she called."
"I specifically said it was for Bulletproof," Y/n groans, her fists clenching.
The man shrugs. "I was busy. I was only half listening."
"What are you going to do about it?" Y/n half yells at the man before Hoseok places a hand at the back of her neck, a gentle squeeze encouraging her to calm down.
"Our fans are out there," Namjoon tells her.
"And so are ours!" Jimin agrees, having taken a look as they went in search of the manager.
"One of you will have to give it up, work it out. I have things to attend to," the manager says, leaving quickly and ignoring Y/n's protests.
"You heard him. I called first. That stage is ours," Y/n says firmly to the Boyz.
"Yeah, but he didn't realize who you were booking for and who knows if he would have even given it to you if he had," Namjoon argues, earning a glare of Y/n.
"Guys, we don't have to do this. We can both perform tonight," Jin steps in to offer, placing his body slightly between the siblings.
"Both of us perform? To our combined fans. That's crazy," Yoongi scoffs.
"Actually, it isn't. A lot of your fans have come to enjoy our performances since Y/n and Hobi joined. I'm sure they wouldn't mind," Jin smiles.
Namjoon huffs. "We go first."
"No way," Tae interjects, opening up a barrage of unintelligible arguing between the two groups.
"Enough!" Yoongi yells, capturing everyone's attention as all eyes fall on him. "Heart will go first, followed by Bulletproof, closing with the Boyz. That should make everyone happy." Yoongi keeps his eyes focused on Y/n as he waits for an answer, not knowing what he expects.
"Deal."
"Good, you'll be like our opening act," Namjoon teases, receiving an eye roll and a mocking voice from his sister before she walks away, intent on getting the band set up.
"Are you okay, angel?" Hobi asks as they help their other members set up their equipment on stage.
"I'm fine," she mumbles, but he doesn't miss the way her hands are trembling as she adjusts the microphone stand.
"You're gonna be great, baby," Hoseok assures her, taking her hands in his own and kissing her fingers.
"But I didn't plan to perform as Heart tonight. What is Yoongi thinking? Is he trying to humiliate me?" Y/n hisses.
Hobi frowns and pulls her closer to stroke her cheek. "First of all, you won't be humiliated. Just do a couple of your songs and then the band will come out and we'll do our thing, and then you and I can perform our song. Does that sound like a plan?" Y/n considers for a moment but nods. "Good. And I actually think Yoongi was trying to be supportive. He gave you the most stage time. No matter what Namjoon says, you're the star of tonight. That's a pretty big concession from the Min Yoongi we know."
"I'm not sure that makes me feel better, but you're right. Why would he do that?" She wonders, catching a glimpse of the boy in question as he walks around backstage.
Hoseok shrugs. "It's the new him, I guess."
"Do you think it's genuine? Do you think he's really changing?" She whispers.
"I'm not sure. But I think so. The old yoongi never would have conceded any stage time to us. He'd still be holding a grudge for us leaving him. And he hasn't done or said anything awful recently. The opposite, in fact. Maybe he is changing."
"Do you think it's enough for him to be good for Joon?" She wonders, looking to the floor.
"I really can't say. I just hope…" Y/n lifts her eyes to meet his when he stops, encouraging him to complete his thought. "I just hope his decision earlier was because he's changed and he respects you, and not because he still has feelings for you."
"You hope that for Namjoon's sake or yours?" Y/n gives him the slightest smile but it isn't returned. His eyes shift to the side.
"I hope that for everyone's sake."
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It's been two months since Y/n stood on stage all alone. The surprise in the crowd is palpable as she takes the stage, none of them having anticipated getting a special performance from Heart. Yet they seem happy with the unexpected appearance. By the time her songs are over and the Bulletproof boys are joining her on stage the crowd is already cheering.
As they play their first couple of songs, Y/n, Jin, Hoseok and even Yoongi scan the crowd and are surprised to see that the majority of the audience has stayed to listen. Only the most hardline Boyz fans wander off to have a smoke or a drink and wait for the performance they'd been promised. Most of the rest stick around, if for no other reason than to see just what it was J-Hope and Heart had gotten themselves into. Many are surprised to find how much they enjoy the music and the performance. None more so than Yoongi.
When their set ends, the punk boys quietly move off stage as the backing track for School yard comes over the speakers. Y/n looks over at Hobi, giving him a bashful smile and shaking her head. She can't believe they're about to perform a song they haven't practiced in forever. The writing of it had brought a new layer to their friendship and opened the door for their first kiss. It had, among so many others, changed her life for the better. She doesn't really need the practice when it's so etched into her being. They manage to get through the song in spite of the laughter that comes through in every verse.
When it's over, the next song comes on without giving them a moment to clear the stage. It's one they both know well though. A Cypher, in which J-Hope's verse comes first, and even as Rap Monster and Gloss enter the stage, it's his name the crowd chants. Hobi wonders for a moment if this is Yoongi's plan to get him to rejoin, but he doesn't have time to think about it right now. He doesn't want to disappoint the fans who have supported him, so when it comes he raps his verse without hesitation.
Y/n tries to keep her head held high, hoping not to let the confusion and pain she feels show on her face. As J-Hope begins she attempts to sneak around Yoongi and Namjoon to join the others backstage. Yoongi grabs her bicep gently to prevent her from leaving and steps close to her to talk in her ear.
"Stay. I've added room in the track for another verse. Your verse."
"Yoongi, I don't-"
He shakes his head slightly at her. "I know you have one. If you can remember it, do it. If you can't," he shrugs, "then freestyle it. You're good and here with us is where you belong. I won't deny it anymore."
"Yoongi…" she sighs, but he lets go of her arm and turns his attention back to the others. She can leave if she wants to, and part of her thinks she should. He had no right to spring this on her. She's not prepared and she feels again for a moment that maybe he's trying to embarrass her, but even just thinking it to herself she knows that doesn't feel right. There was a sincerity in his voice that even she believes, even after all this time and all he's done. She wants to believe that he's giving her the chance he wouldn't before. She takes one last look to the wings to see her punk boys standing in the dark, each of them giving her encouraging smiles, none of them brighter than Jin, who gives her a nod, telling her to go on. She turns back to the Boyz on stage and joins them in hyping up Namjoon. To her surprise she remembers the verse she once wrote for this song, when being on this stage with the three of them was what she wanted most in the world.
When it ends, she hugs Namjoon and then Yoongi, and when an unknown track begins Hobi and Y/n know it's finally their queue to leave. They rush off into the eagerly waiting arms of Jin, who assures them how well they did, and enjoy the rest of the show.
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Since they'd rushed the stage, Bulletproof had to wait until the D-Town Boyz were finished to retrieve their instruments and equipment. As they pack up, most of the younger crowd moves on, to parties or other places to carry on their night while the older members of the audience move toward the bar or to others.
"Where are you guys headed after this?" Hobi asks Namjoon as he lingers nearby at the fringes of the stage while the others move around. He knows that in the old days they'd be going to some party afterward, that Namjoon would already be getting on his way toward drunkenness. When he thinks about it, he couldn't be more happy knowing that his only plan is to go back to Jin's house with his two sweethearts and maybe settle down with a movie or play games with the boys.
"Just home for us," Namjoon replies nervously, sure that he knows what Hobi is assuming of him. He can't blame his old friend. He might not remember most of it but he at least knows he has a track record.
Hoseok pauses what he's doing to look up at Namjoon. He doesn't mean for his surprise to be insulting but he's sure it's etched across his face. "Home? On a Saturday night?" He chuckles.
"I know it's hard to believe. But Yoongi and I are both really trying. I haven't drank at all since that night you brought me home," Namjoon tells him quietly.
That doesn't stop Y/n from hearing and giving him a proud smile as she walks by carrying Jungkook's guitar case. As she walks down the narrow hallway connecting the stage to the room in the back she offers the same smile to Yoongi, who looks back at her, stunned to receive her joy. He watches her as she walks through the room and out the back door to the alley where Jungkook's mom's van is waiting. She'd practically made Jin sign a contract in blood, promising to bring her vehicle and her child back unharmed, which he'd never failed to do.
The alley is illuminated by one bright yellow light from a telephone pole at one end. She's surprised, though not really, to find that Taehyung isn't waiting in the alley to watch over the van, as he was supposed to be. As she slides the guitar case into the back, she hears the crunch of gravel underfoot and assumes it's one of the other boys bringing out equipment to load into the van, so she's shocked to find herself face to face with a man she doesn't know. He appears to be in his mid-twenties, tall, and by the looks of it slightly intoxicated. That's no excuse for the way his eyes rake her body up and down.
"You're Heart, right?" The man asks as he takes a step closer. Y/n takes a step to the side, a foot closer to the door to the club.
"Yes," she says, her voice breathier than she intended.
"You were great tonight," the stranger compliments, and they each take another step. She doesn't say thank you, although she thinks she should, she can’t seem to find the word. "I heard a rumor that you have two boyfriends," he continues.
Y/n wants to roll her eyes. If this were a kid from school she'd tell them off, tell them to get a life and leave her alone, but this feels different to her. She's clear of the back of the van now and takes a step backward toward the door, never turning her back on him. "It's true. They'll be out here any second if you want to meet them," she says loudly, hoping her voice will carry into the back room.
"No, sweetheart. You're the one I want to get to know," he drawls. "Bet a girl with two men already knows lots of things, but I'm sure I could still teach you something." He takes a bigger step toward her now as she shuffles backwards. She's not quick enough to get out of his reach and he manages to grab her wrist.
"Let go of me!" she yells as she attempts to yank free, but his grip is too strong, hurting her as he tightens, pulling her closer to him.
"Don't bother playing hard to get when everyone knows you're easy," the man snarls.
"Let go," she cries again, hitting his chest with her other fist in a feeble attempt to fight him off.
"She said let go!" Yoongi shouts as he barrells out the back door and quickly takes in the situation.
"You must be one of the boyfriends," the man sneers, not loosening his grip at all as he stares down at Y/n.
"No, but I'm sure they won't mind me doing this for them," Yoongi says as he steps closer and Y/n moves to the side to make room for what she knows is coming next. Yoongi steps in and his fist lands hard on the side of the man's face, causing him to finally release Y/n's wrist as he falls to the ground.
"You're gonna regret that!" The man yells, getting to his feet just as Namjoon and the Bulletproof boys rush out into the alley. Y/n turns immediately into Jin's chest to be sheltered in his arms, and Hoseok puts his body in front of her, unsure what's happening but aware enough that she needs a shield. The stranger raises his fist to strike Yoongi, but the smaller boy catches it and delivers a blow to the man's stomach instead.
"Leave while you still can," Yoongi threatens him as the man clutches his gut. Namjoon steps forward toward the man, but Yoongi puts his arm out to stop him. He's already stumbling away, making the wise decision not to face off against Y/n's seven protectors.
Hoseok's fierce expression softens only slightly as he turns to look at Y/n. "Did he hurt you?"
She shakes her head even though it isn't exactly true. "He just grabbed my wrist," she demonstrates, holding her hand up, and he can see it's red, likely to bruise.
"Oh, angel," he sighs sadly, taking her hand as gently as possible and kissing her skin lightly.
"I'm okay. He could've done worse if not for Yoongi," she tells them, peering around Hobi to see her hero.
Yoongi shrugs. "That guy was a creep. Would've been nice to beat the shit out of him, actually. You should be more careful next time, Y/n." Yoongi crosses his arms over his chest as Namjoon drapes his over Yoongi's shoulders and pulls him closer, adding a whispered 'thank you' and a kiss to the side of Yoongi's head.
Jin reaches out an arm to smack the back of Taehyung's head. "And where were you! You were supposed to be out here keeping an eye on things!"
"I had to go to the bathroom! Jeez! You'd rather I be attacked?" Tae cries.
"You know I hate to say this, but Y/n is a girl and she's more vulnerable than you and she shouldn't be in a dark alley all by herself," Jin explains in frustration and fear.
"Jinnie," she frowns. "You told me I was tough."
He smiles gently at her and cups her cheeks. "I did. And you are. But men are evil and we shouldn't take chances."
"Fuck the patriarchy?" she pouts.
Jin smiles wider and pulls her into his chest. "Absolutely."
Hoseok touches Jin's head fondly before he turns to Yoongi and Namjoon. "I know you guys were going to go home, but do you want to come with us to get something to eat? My treat."
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Azula always lies, and Zuko... well, he tries
Can we all take a second to appreciate how my boy Zuko is a GODAWFUL LIAR? Jesus, he’s such a bad liar. He always fumbles his words or glances away, not once was he able to look anyone dead in the eyes and tell a lie with a straight face. He literally can’t lie to save his life, and I LOVE him for it😂😂.
Exhibit A: uuuhhh yeaaaahhhh we toooooooootally didn’t destroy our ship because we ran into the Avatar! RiGhT, uNcLe?
Zhao: did you really expect to find the Avatar? He was killed a 100 years ago...
Zuko: *internally* oh crap oh crap don’t screw it up don’t give anything away...
Zhao: shit really? He’s alive?!
Exhibit B: Uuhhhh noooooo I’m SOOO not good at swordfighting! I’m TOOOOOTALLY not the Blue Spirit! Really, I swear!!!
(my boy REALLY has to work on glancing away when he lies)
Exhibit C: shit, what’s a good fake name??? Maybe Lee, it’s super common in the Fire Nation so it should be just as common here RiGhT?? Yeah, let’s go with that! Wait I forgot about Uncle! Uuuuuuuuhhhhhh.....
Exhibit D: Shit shit shit this kid’s name is the same as my fake name! I can’t use it! Quick, think of something else! “I’m...... Uhhhhhhh.....”
Oh thank god I’m saved!!!
Exhibit E: uuuuhhhhh what is a believable excuse for moving around so much?????? Because we were refugees looking for a new home? No, too trite. How about...
Oh no now she wants to know what I did in the circus!!! What talents do I have that would fit in a circus??? Parkour? Nah. Swordfighting? Nah. Picking up/balancing stuff with my swords? Nah. Oh she said something thank god!
This absolutely can’t go wrong, I mean it’s not like she could ask me to demonstrate or anythi- OH SHIT
Exhibit F:
shit shit shit shit the Avatar is probably alive! I can’t let Azula know!
She knows!!!! Aaaaaaaaahhh Ok don’t panic I just have to deny it!
Oh no I looked away, I have to maintain eye contact!! That’s important when lying believably right???
Nailed it!
My boy does the glance-away thing even when he’s not outright lying but someone just says something he knows is untrue 😂 Like here with his father:
Or here when Aang tells him maybe the altitude affected his firebending
He’s so bad at lying it’s painful at times, thank god the Father Lord wasn’t looking at his face that one time or he would’ve been in real trouble.
My poor honest boy, hopefully once he became the Fire Lord he worked a bit on that “glancing away whenever he lies” thing 😂😂😂
#atla#Avatar The Last Airbender#Zuko#zuko is the best boi#Zuko is an awkward turtleduck#we stan#thyf rambles#zuko and lying go together like oil and water#zuko appreciation post
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📽📼LET’S (NOT) KEEP IT PG📼📽
Prompt: Y/N feels bored to death with her life and the absence of her boyfriend Drew. Until he decided to break her routine a little bit, by sending her a not so PG friendly video..
Word count: Long-ish
Pairing: Drew McIntyre x Reader
Warnings: +18, nsfw video, masturbation(male and female), dirty talking, cursing and just pure filth!
Tagging: @blondekel77 , @jibbles26 , @lustyromantic , @drewmcintyrekoccsrocbwdgfan , @akiko-tanaka , @new-zealand-chic @drew-is-boo
Notes: I was going to wait to post this until later this week, but I just couldn’t help myself! This man fucks me up big time... Y’all know the drill loves,sorry for misspellings,english isn’t my first language (bla bla bla),check out my other stories if you’d like to(it would make your girl here very happy 😊) and if you’re comfortable with it,please let me know what you think? Some feedback is always welcomed and appreciated ❤️You can check out my other stories typing ‘masochist writes’ on the search bar on my page and my newest story as a fixed post.Okay,now let’s get to the fun part,shall we? Hope you’ll enjoy 😉
“I cannot be the only person who feels bored to death with her own life, right?” I ask Drew through the webcam
“No, love” He chuckles “You’re not the only one. I feel quite bored myself”
“You? Bored? About wrestling? Thanks for the support babe, but I thought we agreed on not lying to each other on this relationship”
Wrestling was Drew’s life! And I mean it! What kind of person has for a hobby what he does professionally? Drew. What kind of person talks about wrestling all the time, everyday, tries to teach you about it and loves to convince you to watch wrestling matches with him? Drew!
He laughed “I didn’t said I was bored about wrestling, love...” He deviously smirked
“What are you bored about then?” Oh my, this could be fun...
“Not having you with me” He take his shirt off “I miss you babe, I miss kissing you, touching you” His right hand roams down his jeans “I miss waking up to your ass pressed against my cock, I miss the way you ride me” He palmed his semi hard bulge “I miss eating you out, I miss fucking you from behind, I miss how you moan for me to go faster” He unbuttoned his jeans, pulling the zipper down
“Fuck Drew, why are you so good at this?” I was already feeling my lace panties dampen with pleasure
“Show me what you’re wearing, princess” He lazily smirks
I stand up to remove the oversized t-shirt I was wearing (which was one of his) and revealed my baby pink lace bra and panties, one of his favorite.
“Fuck me, lass! You’re gonna kill me..” His hand sank down inside his jeans and I could see him grabbing a handful of his erection
“Drew...don’t be selfish” I whine “I wanna see it” I pouted
“Yeah? You want to see what you’ve done to me?” His hand is slowly moving up and down
“Drewy please daddy, l want to see you jack off baby, don’t be mean to me”
He grinned at me and began to take his jeans off, when his fingers hooked on his boxers to pull it down, I heard
“Hey man, why are you taking so long? We’re going to miss the party!”
Dolph bursted through the door and Drew quickly covered himself with a blanket
“BLOODY HELL, DOLPH! DON’T YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKING KNOCK?” Drew yelled
“Why should I knock if it’s my room too?” Dolph asked confused
“I’M BUSY, DAMN IT!” Drew yelled again
“Oh! Are you jacking off?“ Dolph giggles “Uuuhhh I’m so gonna tell Y/N that you’re jacking off to porn like a 15 year old boy” His full on laughing now
“Shut up!”
“What are you watching anyways?” Dolph turns the screen to him and sees me (now dressed back with Drew’s t-shirt)
“Oh fuck! Y/N...hi”
“Hi Dolph, how’s going?”
“Good, good. You?” He awkwardly says
“Peachy, just peachy”
“Wait, so if it isn’t porn then....oh my fuck, I just interrupted something didn’t I?”
Drew answers yes and I say no at the same time
“Sorry guys, it really wasn’t my intention”
“It’s ok Dolph, we know you didn’t meant it” I say and Drew just huffed
“Well, I’ll talk to you tomorrow then babe” I say “Tell Bayley I’m wishing her a happy birthday”
Drew sighed “I will, love. I love you”
“I love you too, D.”
“Love you more, bye bye” He says
“Bye Y/N” Dolph waves at me and I can’t help but chuckle
“Bye Dolph, have fun at the party”
“Sure thing ma’am!” He winks and Drew stares at him with a deadly glare.
Before I finished the Skype call I saw Drew punching Dolph’s arm, calling him a fucking cockblock.
Later that night, I was getting ready to go to bed when I received a text
❤️Drewy❤️: I can’t stop thinking about you...
With a video attached to it
*A video? Maybe is from Bayley’s birthday party* I thought, since sometimes we would send each other’s videos whenever something was worth watching.
I press play on the video and my jaw dropped
Drew was in the hotel bathroom, naked. He smirks and winks at the camera and roamed it down to film his hand going up and down his deliciously thick hard cock. Every once in a while he would squeeze the head of his cock and made his way down the shaft again.
I texted him back.
Y/N: Are you really gonna tease me like that McIntyre? You’re playing so dirty right now...🔥
He answered in less than 5 seconds
❤️Drewy❤️: You asked me earlier, to show it you...I’m just giving you, what you asked for baby 😉 But if you don’t want to see it anymore, I understand 😔
Y/N: Don’t you dare! I want to see everything! Until the very last drop..🤤
❤️Drewy❤️: I got you baby 😉 I’ll give you something to help you out, while I’m not home 😏😈
20 minutes later, I received a 10 minutes video from Drew. I lay down the bed and pressed play.
Drew has settled the phone on the bathroom countertop, his right hand working a figure 8 shape on his length, his left hand would every now and then cup his balls or slide down his long silky dark hair. The sight of him, that way, was the most lustful thing I had ever seen, in my whole life! I always saw myself as so damn lucky for having that man, but now? I was more than certain! I was even thinking about going to church and properly thank God for creating this man (and giving him to me, of course)
His grunts and moans were making me wetter and wetter to the point where I was envying his hand for being wrapped around his cock.
My own hands found my slick slit, two fingers sliding in easily due the wetness of my core.
Drew turned up the pace of his hand and squeezed his dick harder. Suddenly I hear
“Oh fuck Y/N, I wanna fuck you so bad right now baby. My hand is not as good as your pussy, not as tight, not as warm and definitely not as wet” He stopped his actions on his length, gathering a glob of spit on his mouth, Drew let it fall on his cock making me moan at the rawness of it.
He closes his hand around his thickness and I can hear how wet it is, as it slides through his shaft so easily.
“I can’t wait to go home, so my cock can make you feel real good” He grunts “I hate to think that all of my cum will be wasted on my hand when it could have such a better use inside your pussy” His accent grew thicker by the minute
“Or would you like it inside your mouth? I bet you do, love...We both know how much you love giving me head. And you’re so fucking good at it! The best blowjob I’ve ever gotten...Taking it all in, chocking on it like a good little slut”
My fingers were now imitating his pace and I could already feel my orgasm quickly approaching.
“Fuck baby I’m gonna cum” He moans and I see spurts of thick white cum, shooting down his hand, dripping on the floor.
The vision was enough to make me cum as well, my walls clenching tightly around my fingers.
Drew takes the phone off the countertop and zooms in his length and release.
I felt a mini orgasm rush through me as I saw up close the veins of his cock and his cum slipping down his shaft.
“I wished you could lick me clean right now, princess” He focus on his face again and says “Fuck babe, I miss you so much, see you when I get home” He winks and smiles, ending the video.
I decide to call him, he answered on the second ring
“Wow, you should open an OnlyFans account, you’re too good at this!” I joke
He laughed loudly before saying “Oh no baby, that’s just for you eyes only”
“So I have the ok to save it and watch it every fucking day?”
“Yeah, I want you to watch it every fucking day because then you’ll have no time to think about any other man” He teased
“As if I could think about any other man but you” I huffed “You ruined me McIntyre”
“Not the way that I wanted to, though” I can listen the malice on his voice
“Oh but you did! I’ve never came so hard with just my fingers”
“That was my intention, lass” He chuckled
“But you should be careful though, you know?” I say, my voice filled with worry
“Why? Are you gonna post it on PornHub?” He cackle
“You know I would never do that! But I’m just saying you should be careful because... I might send you one while you’re at the gym” My voice low with lust
“Y/N, don’t you dare to do that!” He warns me, but I can hear the excitement behind it.
“Oh you wait and see, baby, you just wait and see...”
God, I love this man!....
Please tell me how many Holy Mary’s should I pray for this devious Scottish sin I just committed? 🤣 Please leave me some feedback if you’re comfortable with it, is always welcomed and appreciated 🥰😘
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Table For Four - chapter 1
Entrapta X Hordak fic! (with Netossa and Spinerrella’s participation)
Author’s note: Guess who’s back with more puppy/kitty fics nobody asked for?! That’s right, it’s me! Really wanted to make a double date involving our beloved mad scientists, and with fanart this time! I really hope you guys enjoy this one and tell me what you think! I love hearing you guy’s criticism!
Read it on Ao3!
-Pink-ish, or purple-ish? Pink-ish... Or purple-ish...? Hummm...
Entrapta compared both bow ties, one in each paw, trying to decide which one best matched with her new tuxedo. In other cases, she would ask Double Trouble, who by far had a better knowledge of clothes and "style" than her. But they were busy today. And in other, other cases, she would ask Hordak, who was also busy at the moment, putting on his own dress. -Entrapta? Is something wrong? -Hordak asked from behind the fitting room's door. -No, nothing's wrong, I just don't know which bow tie would look good with my tux! -She said, frustrated. -Could you help me? -In a moment, dear! Entrapta growled. She didn't have a moment! Emily, noticing her frustration, looked up at her from beneath the large bed and beeped worryingly. -Oh! Emily! -The princess jumped down from her comber. -Which one? The dog raised the bow ties for the robot to see. She looked between both for a moment before settling on the one at her left paw. -Purple-ish it is! -Entrapta declared, tossing the pink-ish bow tie over her shoulder. She hummed a tune while going back to her comber's mirror to tie it to her tuxedo. Her ears raised as she heard rustling behind her and steps. Probably just Hordak getting out of the dressing room. -Did you need something? -He asked. -Uh, no, I solved that problem, but now I have another one! -She said. -Can help me tie my- Uuuhhh...! He was absolutely dashing. His dress wrapped perfectly around his hips and loosened around his legs, leaving them in clear sight. A long cape on his back dragging on the ground with his tail. He had black lipstick and nailpolish on, and a rogue lock of fur fell on his eyes in a curl. What a lucky dog she was! She whistled at him in a teasing tone as he walked up to her. -Oh, stop it! You've seen me in this dress a thousand times before! -I've seen the sunset a thousand times before, doesn't make it less beautiful! -She said, her tail wagging. A low purr escaped him as he helped her with her bow tie and adjusted the plastic flower on her pocket. The last time she tried with a real flower, she wouldn't stop sneezing. Emily beeped at them sadly as she handed Entrapta her very small top hat. Hordak pat her in a gesture of comfort. -Oh, I'm sorry, Emily. I know you wanted to come. But this is a date! Meaning "only couples allowed"! -The Princess said. -But Kadroh will stay with you! And you can watch movies with Imp! Emily beeped excitedly again, rolling around the room, knocking things off shelves and tables. Entrapta laughed at her companion, and Hordak raised a paw for Emily to stop when she approached them again. -If Double Trouble shows up unnannounced again -He told her. -Shoot at will! The robot beeped an understanding sound, ready to follow his orders. She ran out off the room when Entrapta opened the door into the corredor. -Are you ready for our first "fancy date", lab partner? -I am. -He said, his tail held high. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- -I'll show you a thing or two about romance! -Netossa said in an awfully confident voice. Spinnerella rooled her eyes and chuckled. She loved her wife's overconfidence on herself, and this date had been her idea after all. She rested her tail on Netossa's hip and they kissed. Her wife's gaze changing from confident to love-struck, and she couldn't help but smile. -Good afternoon, my ladies! -The receptionist exclaimed. He, just as the rest of the staff, wore a tux and had his fur straightened with gel. -Good afternoon! We have a booking under the name "Netossa"! -Hmmm... I'm sorry, my lady, but I don't believe we have a booking under that name. -What?! Oh, no, did I call the wrong restaurant?! -Real smooth, "Juliet"! -Spinnerella laughed. -D-do you have any tables for two available? The receptionist checked on a list in his table. -Not at the moment, I'm afraid, but the waiting time is 20 minutes, if my ladies don't mind waiting. -He said, apologetic. -Of course it is... -She sighed, her ears dropped in defeat. -I'm sorry, Nella. Do you wanna go somewhere else? Spinnerella smiled wide, her tail wagging, as she hugged her wife in comfort. -I don't mind waiting! We did want to try a new place! Netossa smiled a little, her tail wagging as well. -We'll wait! -I'm glad! Just wait in the reception, please! I will call you when the table is available! They sat on a little red bench with large cushions, others sat with them, waiting for their tables as well, talking. A large window on the opposite wall gave a beautiful view of the outside, a large garden and the sun setting behind it, giving place for the stars. -I have a good feeling about this! -Spinnerella held her wife's paw on her own. Netossa raised their paws and kissed Spinnerella's. -I have too! They stare into each other's eyes, stuck in their own little world, until they hear a very familiar shrill laugh. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- -So fancy! -Entrapta exclaimed. She raised her paws to look at the large red carpet underneath them. Her tail wagged madly with excitement, making her whole backside wiggle, and while Hordak found it most endearing, it earned some strange stares. Either that, or his own presence. He couldn't tell. Hordak knew better then to judge others for their appearance, but he couldn't help but make assumptions. Some in the line behind them whispered and pointed, some in the front tried looking at them without being noticed. Entrapta was distracted, touching everything she could. It was all very velvety and she enjoyed the feel of it. Hordak had to nudge her gently to get her attention back when their turn came. -Hello! -She approached the receptionist. -Oh! Princess Entrapta! What an honour! What brings you here toda-AAaayyy... -The receptionist's expression fell from welcoming to absolutely terrified for his life when he saw Hordak. -Do you have a table for two? -Entrapta asked. -Oh! W-well... We have a waiting list of about 20 minutes, if you don't have any bookings, my lady... -He said, trying to recompose himself. -Which, of course, I completely understand if you don't want to wait that long! Hehe... M-maybe choose another restaurant... -No, we can wait! Right, Hordikins? -She turned to Hordak. -You don't mind waiting? -I don't mind at all. In fact, waiting may be better. It'll help my appetite. Hordak tried to keep his voice calm, but he couldn't help but pin his ears back. He had his eyes fixated on the receptionist, and opened his mouth to lick his lips, purposefully showing as much of his sharp fangs as he could. The receptionist's ears dropped and his face was turning pale. -R-right... Just wait at the reception, I'll call you when there's a table available... Entrapta smiled as she walked past him, Hordak followed after her, but shot the receptionist the nastiest side-eye he could manage. The princess chose a nice little red bench to sit on, right underneath a large window. The sun had just set and the night sky was filled with stars. Entrapta rested her paws on the window stop to admire them, her tail still going. Hordak smiled and sat beside her, her ear wrapping around his tail. -I'm still not used to them! They're so beautiful...! -They are. A moment of silence, and Hordaks smile fell. His worries starting to aggravate him, and feeling other's stare wasn't helping at all. Entrapta noticed his anxiety and took his paw in hers for him to look at her. -Hordikins? Is something wrong? -I'm not sure... -He sighed. -I suppose... I'm just not very confident. We are incredibly out of our element, and I don't know what to do with myself... -I understand. It wasn't easy for me when I first starting hanging out with the other princesses too. -She wrapped her ear around him and pulled them closer together. -But you don't gotta do anything! We're here for us! We'll have a nice dinner and it'll be super fun! You'll see! -Correct, as always, my dear. -He smiled at her and nuzzled her cheek, purring. He wrapped his tail around her as they held each other and Hordak felt his anxiety start to calm. -Entrapta?! Their ears raised and they turned to look at the awfully familiar voice calling the princesses' name. -Hi! -Entrapta wagged her tail. Hordak recognized the dogs sitting behind them, though they were wearing much more expensive clothing. They were princesses, married to each other. He had seen them before in previous Princess Meetings, but he couldn't remember their names. But Entrapta seemed to recognize them, and they seemed to recognize Entrapta. -What are you guys doing here? -What are YOU guys doing here?! -The taller dog asked. -We're out on a fancy date! -Entrapta said, proudly, pulling Hordak closer as to show him off. -Really? -The smaller said. -We didn't know you liked this kind of place! I mean... We know you have trouble with food sometimes... -Yeah, I do! But I really, really wanted to try a fancy date! And Double Trouble said this place was good! -Entrapta turned to the cat. -You guys remember Hordak? -How could we ever forget...? -Netossa! -What?! -Hordikins, do you remember Netossa and Spinnerella? -I do. -Ah. So that was their names. -Pfft! "Hordikins"? -The one they called Netossa laughed. -Only Entrapta calls me that! -He growled. They stared at each other aggressively. -Netossa! Quit it! -Spinnerella barked at her wife. -S-so, you came here on a date, right? What a coincidence! We're here on a date, too! -Are you?! That's awesome! -Entrapta gasped, an idea forming on her head. -You know what we should do?! We should do a DOUBLE fancy date! -Oh, yes! -What?! -Hordak and Netossa asked at the same time. -It's been so long since we've had a double date, Net! -Spinnerella said. -And we for sure never spent enough time with Entrapta! Or Hordak! -Uhhh... You sure about this, honey...? -I have to agree with... Netossa, beloved. I don't believe this to be a wise idea. -Hordak hesitated, the princess' name unfamiliar to him. In a strange place, with strangers, in such an intimate occasion. Hordak knew it wasn't as serious as he was making it, but the fear of something going completely wrong clawed at him. Entrapta raised herself to his eye level and put a paw on his shoulder. -Don't worry, it's gonna be fun! I promise! -Entrapta reassured him. Spinnerella left Netossa's side only to approach the receptionist once again. -Excuse me, could we maybe move to wait for a table for four? We found our friends here, and we would like to sit together! -She asked him politely. -Oh, of course, my lady! -He looked over her shoulder at Hordak, and the cat glared at him again. The receptionist gulped. -W-well, if you choose to move to a table for four, we have one available right now. If you still wish to dine here, o-of course! But I'm sure you don't- -Oh, yes, please! That would be wonderful! -Ah. Follow me... Defeated, the receptionist guided them through the tables to a nice sofa at the end of one of the corners. He tried to ignore Hordak for the most part, though he could feel the cat's gaze burning on the back of his neck. Though it was somewhat far from the other tables, Netossa couldn't help but feel others' gaze on them. It wasn't unusual. They always earned a few stares when they went out, after all, they were princesses, everyone knew who they were, but she noticed an awful lot more of stares than usual. -Here are your menus. -The receptionist said hastly. -I'll have a waiter come and take your orders in a moment! Before Spinnerella had the chance to thank him, he ran to the kitchens followed by two other waiters. Confused, she turned to the others. -So, what are we eating tonight? -There's no pictures on this menu! And all the names sound weird! -Entrapta said. -But I'll eat anything if it's tiny! How about you, Hordak? -Red meat. -He answered, still looking at the menu. -I really want some pasta! -Spinerrella said, sharing her menu with Netossa. -Darling, do you mind sharing it with me? -As long as it got a bunch of cheese, I'm good with it! -Netossa licked her lips. -Are we ready to order, then? Before anyone would answer, Netossa had already called a waitress who was passing nearby. She approached them with a smile, but her expression fell when she noticed the large red-eyed cat. She gulped. -Good afternoon, my ladies! What would you like to eat today? -she asked with a notepad on her paws. -Do you have any pasta? -With cheese? -Yes, we do have our "Gnocchi Alla Bava", it's our special for today! -the waitress pointed at the name on the menu. -Then one of those for us both, please! -Netossa held Spinnerella's paw. -How about you guys? -Do you have anything tiny? -Entrapta asked the waitress. -Well... We have the "Mozzarelline Fritte"... But tha- -Great! I want one of those! -Entrapta interrupted. -Alright... And what for the main course, my lady? Entrapta didn't respond until Hordak whispered in her ear the waitress was still talking to her. -Huh? What main course? -"Mozzarelline Fritte" are appetizers, my lady. You are suppose to order an actual dish for dinner after the appetizers... -Oh. Uhhh... What else is tiny other than that? -Entrapta read the menu again. -Nothing, my lady... -Then I'm just gonna want that! -You sure, Traps? -Netossa asked. -What if you're still hungry afterwards? -Then I can order more! Netossa and Spinerrella exchanged looks. -Well, alright... -the waitress said, turning away from the table. -I'll take your orders to the chef, if that is all- -That is not all! -Hordak growled. -You haven't taken my order! The waitress gulped and turned back. Instead of asking she just gestured for Hordak to speak and refused to look him in the eyes. -Do you have red meat? -he asked. -"Brasato al Barolo". -the waitress answered coldly. -I'll have that. Well done. She turned to the kitchens without another word. Which they all found quite rude. Entrapta on the other hand, had her tail wagging madly and clung to Hordak's paw like her life depended on it. -This is so exciting! I've never been to a fancy restaurant before! -Never before? Never, ever? -Netossa asked. -You don't know what you're missing, Traps! We love coming to "fancy restaurants"! -Oh, yes! The food is good, the waiters are very polite- -To you, maybe. -Hordak growled. Netossa shot him a side-eye and wrapped her tail around Spinerrella's hips, bringing her wife closer to her. Spinerrella, noticing her wife's worries, rested a paw on her shoulder as to calm her down. -Maybe she was just in a rush! -Entrapta told him. -Maybe she didn't want to look at your fa- OW! Netossa had whispered to herself, but Spinerrella had over-heard her and given her a pinch to stay quiet. Hordak pretended he didn't her the dog's almost offense and turned to Entrapta, who fidgeted with her paws while looking around. She noticed a table full of older dogs, also wearing expensive dresses and jewelry. They looked over their shoulder, pointed and whispered. Entrapta smiled and waved at them, thinking they were trying to start a conversation, but they turned back around when they realized they were noticed. Hordak pinned his ears back. Intimidating the waitress had taken his attention from the rest of his surroundings, full of whispering and strange looks. He told himself it was because of him, but a voice inside his head made him question if it wasn't because of Entrapta. For all they knew, she was secluded, had an unstable political relationship with the other Princesses, and worked for the Horde. For him. With him. And she made it very known and clear to all that she enjoyed every second of it. The thought disgusted him, but as he looked at her again, she noticed his eyes on her and gave him a smile. The cat couldn't help but smile back. In a small moment of relief, he bent down and kissed her cheek. So let them stare. -So... you both! -Spinerrella said awkwardly. -How are things for the two of you? Back in Dryl, I mean? -It's great! - Entrapta exclaimed. -The Brothers are having an easier time adjusting and I finally got Hordak to take an actual bath! -Entrapta! -he hissed. -That is personal information! -I understand it completely! -Spinerrella pointed at Netossa. -This one still has a fit over eating her veggies! -Veggies are disgusting! How very dare you! -Netossa barked. Entrapta cackled at the other couple's squabble. Hordak was still suspicious. Of what or who, he wasn't sure, but he wasn't as at ease as his lab partner. -You both are Princesses, are you not? -he implied to them. -But I do not seem to remember your kingdom from any map. I heard it's quite small... -And what if it is?! -Netossa growled. -Netossa! Shut! Your! Mouth! -Spinerrella turned to Hordak. -Yes, it is! It actually wasn't recognized as a kingdom of it's own until very recently, with Netossa's grandmother! -Really? How come? -Entrapta tilted her head, confused. -It basically works like a fief! -Netossa puffed out her chest. -There are rulers who the subjects give their services to, and in return, the rulers let the subjects stay and live on their land! Nana was pissed at Bright Moon at the time because they refused to count us as a kingdom or part of the Princess Alliance, even if our fief was enormous and we were the main source of sugar, cattle and wheat! They wanted us to keep paying taxes! -Fuck taxes! -Entrapta interrupted in an unfamiliar angry tone. -That's right, Traps! Fuck taxes! -Netossa cheered, her tail waging, while Spinerrella shook her head. -Nana stopped exporting resources and Bright Moon had to swallow their pride and let her in the Princess Alliance, or else they would have starved! -That's clever! I'm just glad Glimmer gave up on trying to make me pay my taxes! -Entrapta said. -I hated doing them! -I am glad too! -Hordak said, wrapping his tail around her. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- -So we're not going to do nothing about it?! -the waitress whispered, indignant. -What are we supposed to do? -the receptionist whispered back. -It's Hordak! Those claws cut through flesh like a hot knife cuts through butter! We can't just tell him to leave! -You're both right! -the chef said through the kitchen window. -Nobody wants him here, but if we tell him to go home, he'll rip our tails off and shove them down our throats! -He's bothering the other customers! I've had multiple complaints about him! -He's just sitting there! As long as he doesn't do anything, let's not turn his attention to us! -Hi! They all jumped. Expecting a claw to his face, the receptionist raised his paws to shield himself, only to realize it was not Hordak, just Princess Entrapta. -O-oh! My lady! Apologies, are you in need of something? -he recomposed himself quickly. -Yeah, where's the bathroom? I really gotta go! -she said. The receptionist pointed at a small corridor next to a bookshelf, near the kitchen. Entrapta turned from them. -Thanks! By the way, when is our food coming? We're really hungry! -In a few more minutes, my lady! -the chef said. -Apologies for the wait, but we have a full house tonight! -Oh, okay! Thanks anyways! -and she ran off. They all sighed in relief after the Princess was gone. -She doesn't look hurt, does she? -the chef asked, worried. -Even if she doesn't, I wouldn't be surprised if he hits her! -the waitress said. -We're getting too ahead of ourselves here! -the receptionist barked! -Just act normally and DON'T do anything stupid! The waitress huffed. -Watch me!
That’s it for this chapter! I’m nit sure how long this will be, but I will try my best to update it soon! Reblog if you liked it and I wish you the happiest pride month!
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Data!Chara explaining the multiverse
Alright so… Man where do I begin. I’ll try to give the basics of the multiverse and avoid specific stuff about “us”.
Kfc Chara: Yeah sounds fair. After what you told me I think I wanna hold off on that for a bit.
Ok so. You know how like in a solar system there is a star and planets? And in Galaxy there are alot of stars clustered area. In a universe there are multiple galaxies?
Kfc Chara: uuuhhh yeaaaaah...?
Well forget all that.
Kfc Chara: oh.
The best way to describe the multiverse is……… Think of our worlds as glowing pieces of papers in floating bubbles in a void. *Kfc Chara looking at her confused* I know it sounds weird. But it’s the best way to describe it. They all float and move around constantly, sometimes bumping into eachother to worlds to sometimes overlap. And there are beings that are capable of traveling to other worlds or destroying them. Of course it’s usually peaceful. Every world is different but it usually has our kind (monsters and humans) together. There are worlds where there are swapped versions of us. Versions where monsters are constantly killing. Versions where humans were trapped in the underground. Versions where charas like us are alive and are basically sans.
Kfc Chara: oh my god seriously?
Hah yeah! We are actually pretty cool and powerful. But anyways like I said there are an infinite amount of worlds with different versions of our world. If you think there is one where everyone is a ghost, it exists. If there one that everyone is a doll, it exists.
Kfc Chara: Wooooah.…… So uh I gotta ask… I know you wanted to avoid it but now I’m even more curious. What about us? What about the versions of us?
*Rubs head* Oh man... uh... That’s a bag of worms that’s sorta hard to explain to.
@somedancingpineapple
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Thought I have a bit of a side explaining for the two Charas. Won’t have any additional art sadly for this post. Expect the good old pineapple to have something better in mind :D
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For the Fanfic Writer Ask Game: 1, 2, and 13!
hello! :D
What is your most popular fic?
That's a little tricky to measure because it depends how you measure it! So top fics in each category are:
Based on hits, Ni su'cuyi, Nu kyr'adyc (I'm still alive, not gone) has 4363 hits (21 ch), while Protocol T-10 has one chapter and 1814 hits.
When Was the Last Time has 218 kudos? not sure how that happened but thanks?
By comments, Ni su'cuyi, Nu kyr'adyc (I'm still alive, not gone) also wins with about 72 (it says 143 but half of those are me 😂)
Finally, Ni su'cuyi, Nu kyr'adyc (I'm still alive, not gone) has 63 bookmarks.
actually yeah its probably Ni su'cuyi, Nu kyr'adyc (I'm still alive, not gone). That is the biggest Star Wars creation I've made to date! If you haven't read it here's a shameless self promotion. It's about Kix traveling with the Sequels Trio, but they actually have developed and consistent characters :) and some other popular characters too... but that's a surprise ;D
What fanfic do you wish you got more response on?
oooh! if I'm measuring by comments uuuhhh really a lot but Hope of Morning I was pretty excited for. It's a song fic about Dogma, and the song to me just really matches how I see Dogma's inner struggle and also his relationship with Tup.
13 I already answered! im starting to organize my answers by tags so you could probably find it easily through that
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