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byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!

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everyone has to constantly unlearn misogyny dipshit it came free with living in the fucking patriarchy

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james and the giant pronoun

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last night was so burger ... #Nothing

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I think I’ll allow myself some social withdrawal. You know, as a treat

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Is it bad that I have trauma that gets triggered every time someone uses a common phrase (hits like a truck)(I was hit by a truck(they probably don't even know how hard a truck hits))

holy shit yaknow i never thought about it specifically but i just experienced the instantaneous realization of how that would indeed feel very intense and. waowie. nta 💥

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was college/university really the best 4 years of your life?

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what if American Psycho was wet?

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Love when one of those "do you know this thing" polls looks like this

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when i saw the girl looked just like me i thought

must be lonely loving someone

trying to find their way out of a maze

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northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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been hearing evil whispers from the forest telling me that i have to dress in business formal and hook up with women a decade older than me

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Love when one of those "do you know this thing" polls looks like this

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If my first name was WingDing I’d do all that shit too

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