#but unfortunately it does so i always say yes and then feel like shit bc i could not put myself first❤️ hate it

[27spoons]

oh yes i know you like to write pain and heart wretching angst

i love it too but i NEED a happy ending to survive unfortunately…..but i still thing hurt and no comfort is more interesting to read

that being said imagine being natalie’s sidepiece in the wilderness and you just see her kissing and holding hands with travis all the time…..and still let her into your pants whenever

-🪐

im gonna be so real w u. i would let nat gaslight the SHIT out of me.

"i swear im gonna leave travis soon" okay say less queen!!!

"no one can know about this, they wouldn't understand" no bc ur SO right. my lips are sealed (around her clit)

"ugh travis doesnt get me like you do/never makes me feel like this" right right which is why you're leaving him soon..... right??? hahahahaha

"why was i holding his hand? i wasn't. what are you talking about?" no bc ur so right. i was seeing things. need new glasses. whoops!

which is exactly why you never fight her off when she crawls into your bedroll at night. why would you??? you can't resist her--not when she's kissing you like she's starving, grinding on your thigh like you're the only goddamn person that can give her that relief.

"c'mon..." she rasps against your lips, already clawing at your pants. "need you. we don't got 'lotta time. gotta be quick. c'mon." "mmm... what time is it?" you ask groggily, rubbing the sleep from your eyes. "also... good morning to you too, nat." "yeah, yeah, whatever. shut up."

and once she finally manages to wiggle your pants off and slips her hand inside your underwear?????????? woof. for a second, you think she's just gonna take. that's she's here to get herself off and leave you in the aftermath. (wouldn't be the first time, whoops!)

but then--fuck. her fingers dip between your folds, and you feel bad for thinking she would leave you high-and-dry (because why would she ever do that??? exactlyyyyy, she wouldn't!)

goddddd.... she knows EXACTLY how to finger you. (honestly, probably because travis couldn't get her off so she had to learn to do it herself--) and she never takes her time, either. always just goes right to what she wants.

"shit, nat--" you hiss into her mouth, arching up into her fingers as they start to run through your folds. nat just chuckles, moving her lips to your neck, pressing wet kisses against the taut skin of your throat. "yeah? feel good, baby?" you nod as your eyes squeeze shut, her fingers finally slipping into your sopping (yes, i mean sopping. what can i say? nat just does things to you. that's why you're still letting her in your pants, anyways--) cunt, immediately burying herself to the kunckle.

her fingers fuck into you like she's getting paid to do it. seriously. she's hitting all the right spots, making your toes curl and your back arch, and you just take it--why would you do anything else??

you can't even think coherently right now. you're already shaking, biting your fist to keep from moaning too loud (because that would be very no bueno. and, after all, she's right. no one would understand the relationship you two have, anyway).

and she always kisses you when you come. like... fuuuuuuuuck. the second she feels you clamping down on her fingers, her free hand is moving your fist from your mouth and replacing it with her mouth.

and nat can kiss. im a firm believer this girl kisses with a passion that even the greats couldn't touch. AND she's humble about it. truly a masterclass.

when she kisses you, she tastes every inch of your mouth. like she's trying to claim something that isn't hers. you arch into her all the same, arms looping around her neck and holding her against you as your walls spasm around her fingers.

"jesus, you're always so loud," she vaguely complains, but the way her lips twitch upwards tell you it's more of a compliment. almost like she's proud of herself. "your fault," you murmur as she withdraws her fingers, cleaning them off with her tongue--which is, admittedly, a sight to behold. you could come again just from the imagery alone. nat just snorts as she helps you pull your pants back up (so nice of her fr!!! maybe she will leave travis for you!!), but doesn't comment further on the manner. in fact, she's just... leaving?? "wait, what?" you immediately prop yourself up on your elbows, "you're leaving? you don't want me to return the favour?" she just shoots you an easy smirk. "next time, pretty lady. i gotta get back to trav before he wakes up, yeah?" she pats your cheek sardonically, "gotta hunt and shit. try and survive without me."

then she leaves, and... god. you hate to see her leave, but you love to watch her go.

she'll be back. and she'll definitely leave travis for you. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[matteoberrettini]

sigh had another category 5 "i can't say no to my coworkers when they ask me for help even if i want to" event at work today

[eggroll-sama]

My Opinions if They Existed IRL

Rant of me manifesting the characters in my life and logically seeing and how I would feel of them. Ranting, Leander hate, shenanigans

Leander

Hate Hate HATE-

I've had terrible experiences with Leander's. I'm sorry to all the Leander fans out there, but I can't stand people like him. I relate with Vere on this one. The artificiality is aggravating.

Will make you feel understood and special, but it's just his charm. He gets off on it tbh.

The type to laugh at jokes he doesn't think is funny to feed the person's ego. His laugh is obnoxious (rich person's laugh + loud cuz he thinks louder = more genuine? No lol), too, so everyone turns to him wondering what's making him laugh sm. He's just being fake

Ah, DOES NOT know personal space. Is super touchy even with strangers and pushes their boundaries.

(More under the cut)

People pleaser, people pleaser. The type to not stand up for you when someone talks smack about you behind your back. Instead would give a polite laugh, maybe add his own opinions on you to make the shit-talker feel understood, then would steer the conversation to smthg else. Take that as you will.

Leaves you in the dark on certain things that will make him look bad. More than likely you find out through other ppl which makes you feel betrayed.

Smiles, even when he's pissed off. When you see his mask falter it's like whiplash, makes you wonder if he's ever real w you cuz he doesn't talk about his neg opinions. Only shares altruistic opinions to make himself look better.

Would not communicate when he has problem with you. Instead, he'll give you a look, no smiles, no facade, just hostility. It's annoying when you're the type to talk things out.

Competitive as hell, with friends, too. If he isn't in the center of attention than he'll get very insecure, and would go into pick-me mode so he can get compliments from others

"I'm not as good as ___, haha."

"No way, Leander, you're amazing, be more confident!"

And he will do this RIGHT in front of you, too (Day in the life of Ais dealing with Leander's jealousy)

Likes to play mediator to seem like the bigger person, but still ends up choosing sides. Your actions aren't matching your words fool.

Would also play mediator so he can get more information from both sides. More knowledge = more power = more control

On a positive note, Leander’s are very good at reading your emotions so would be more attentive to your needs. Also open-minded and would be a good companion if you want to have fun. Unfortunately the type to say yes yes to hanging out even when he’s on a tight schedule and get irritated when it wasn’t as exciting, like JUST SAY NO BITCH GAH DAMN. Prioritize urself.

When you start to distance yourself after he treats you like crap, that’s when he starts to correct himself, but it’s too late atp. Would get rlly salty when he sees you hanging out with other ppl feels like he’s being replaced

Would act friendly with you even after you're no longer close but it’s a facade :DD When he's alone he's brooding.

Kuras

Politely distant.

Kuras is the coworker that's been there longer than you have so you admire him from afar, hoping you'd be at his level one day.

Remembers your name even if you talk to him like ONCE, makes you feel special and seen in a non manipulative way.

Would remember certain things abt you that you surprised he remembers like at all.

Has the sexiest ASMR voice. It's the professional type of voice that’s very well-practiced and you just watch him on the phone not fumbling over there words like :0 They make it look so easy

Being friends with him wouldn’t be one-sided. He would plan a catch-up with you grabbing coffee. Would pay for the bill without asking.

He is a dominant person, but is often perceived as submissive bc his courtesy and gentlemanly behavior. No, no, he’s always in control. He just knows that that being kind in the face of conflict makes you the one more in control of the situation. There’s dominance in self-submission

An amazing listener. Has the ability to give advice to you without making you feel defensive on your stance.

Believes in integrity, but wouldn’t condone being “brutally honest.” Don’t weaponize your excuse of “honesty” to be a jerk towards others. Kinda hypocritical bc sometimes he sucks at being tactical with words, but he tries to understand, which is the difference from ppl that feel entitled to state their opinion in a “fighting for dominance” type of way

Stubborn lol. Stubborn in a “my way or the high way” kind of way. Needs to be convinced with logic or wouldn’t budge that his way of doing things is better. Can get tiring convincing them.

Also is very detail-oriented that every little thing needs to be analyzed before he proceeds. If you’re the type to “wing it” like me, it’ll test your patience but also their attention to detail helps out later on. He’ll hit you with the “I told you so” look

Too hard on himself. Would feel bad for being impolite over smthg minor. PLS REINFORCE HIS AWESOMENESS YOURE DOING GREAT OK.

Would remember something he’s done in the past and hate himself, it’s the catholic guilt. He knows there’s no point in remembering but he can’t help but think of how he could’ve handled something better. Overthinker.

Acts like an old man. Likes little peaceful towns with a good suburban vibes. Loves discovering little stores and Knick knacks. Also gives u gifts out of nowhere for keeping him company.

Mhin

I also know a few Mhins but I like them better than Leander’s lmao. Their quietness piques my interest and I find myself wanting to get to know them more, even if it’s one-sided and low-key an interview. They tend to be very interesting people.

If you gain their favor, than they're so caring towards you. Would seek your attention once in a blue moon like a cat. Sometimes it feels like you’re always chasing them, be it through gift-giving, reaching out, etc. Will get repetitive at times.

Their independence is admirable and partially the reason why you seek their presence so often. You don’t want them to feel lonely.

They’re passive aggressive, it’s low-key cute, but also annoying. Just say what you want to say!

They have self-conscious tendencies, be it their looks or their talents. Instead of being an annoying pick-me like Leander, they start to get more frustrated and depressed, unfortunately. Wouldn’t bring it up unless you do.

They’re also popular romantically but they NEVER realize. Tends to get teased often by people crushing on them.

Is so honest. Mhin would tell you straight what they think about you, which sucks if you have a soft-heart.

So honest, borderline an asshole. Ex. You’re losing some hair? They'd point it out. No hesitation. Very embarrassing if you're with your friends. They suck at thinking before they speak.

The type to trauma dump on you. But if they do, you’re lucky bc it means they trust you.

They are naturally attracted to kind, peaceful introverts. Mhin isn't a sociable person, so it would be a whole lot easier for them if you are also not sociable. Craves kindness and peace.

You can appreciate their quietness. They don’t talk, so their words hold more weight. Great at handling kids cuz they are scared of them.

The type to complain about smthg you did but helps you. ACTS OF SERVICE !!

Their laugh is so rare that it makes you surprised and gaping. But you love it whenever it happens.

DONT FORGET TO CALLLLLLL

[kitkatpancakestack]

Lawd child. If y'all have managed to drag chronically unbothered k user kitkatpancakestack into engaging with drama, you know something's fucked.

Here's a disclaimer right off the bat: my skin is thicker than your spine.

I don't make callouts, bc it's foolishness. So I won't be posting names, bc I can maintain decorum. I keep that shit on lock, but some of u weren't raised in that keeping ur mouth shut abt things you don't understand etiquette. A tragedy.

I usually stay away from discourse here because I don't have respect for this fandom, as the users have regressed (notice how I correctly use the term here btw!! Pls take note!!) so it's usually just an exercise in pointless frustration. But y'all always have to escalate.

Broadly, I find it fascinating how online users would rather make callout posts that serve no purpose but to gain clout and inspire dogpiling, then to engage with other users in private conversations. It's been especially rampant here in the last year. But it's not new. I've been in this fandom since day 0. Here specifically, other users have been run off before bc of this, when they either did nothing wrong but made one post that a majority didn't personally cosign, or bc their intentions were so misconstrued that mob mentality effectively strung them up to die. If you move through the real world, you are unfortunately unable to make a claim into a vacuum of yes men. You are prompted to engage in debate and dialogue. This does also unfortunately require you to have compassion and an open mind.

Also, I hate to have to make everybody reckon with this, bc I know how thrilling it is to make everyone you don't like into a straw man for whatever crusade you're parroting atm, but there are actual real people on the other side of usernames. I know, it's crazy. And they are all complex people with feelings and emotions! I KNOW I hardly believe it myself.

I also wanted to offer some advice for when y'all ignore this and continue to make inane callouts. At least stand your ground, you know? Commit to the bit. If you're gonna make inflammatory accusations that serve no greater purpose besides pointing fingers and hissing, don't say things like you "cannot say what she specifically believes in or the nuances of it" bc then you're just telling on yourself! Right off the bat! It was never about them then was it? It was always about your agenda!! Why should I even listen to you then. If you want me to take you seriously, don't frame it as a petty personal attack. Bush league.

All this to say, genuinely, what are you doing? Nothing real. Nothing actionable. Nothing respectable. You don't have to like someone, you don't have to agree with everything they say. It costs zero dollars to stay in your lane and think for yourself. You will have had a net negative impact on your righteous "cause" that everyone will forget by tomorrow. But the people these callout posts target will remember it for much longer.

[lavenderstobins]

do you have any more things to say about the wayne adopts robin au. i yearn for robin and eddie content

i do!!! you’re in luck actually because i was updating my notes just a few days ago. i’m thinking there’s going to be three fics, one for s2, one for s3 & one for s4 hopefully… when i feel up to writing them </3

ANYWAY. yes. wayne takes robin in sometime before s2 (i’m thinking like august 1984 but still working it out). upon returning to school eddie proceeds to gaslight everyone into thinking he always had a sister and the other hellfire members just hadn’t realised bc of their different surnames. (jeff and fliss know he’s full of shit. tony believes it for a moment before remembering he’s known eddie and wayne for years, to which jeff teases him mercilessly. gareth gets convinced of it for a full year before he learns the truth of the matter)

robin and eddie share eddie’s room because the trailer is so small. they absolutely get to a point where they put tape down the middle of the room so they don’t ‘leave their territory’ into the other’s side. after s3 robin starts spending more time at steve’s house and eddie tries to pretend that he doesn’t miss her when she’s gone overnight

wayne refers to eddie as ‘his boy’ and robin as ‘his girl’

wayne teaches robin how to drive. eddie offers to help and wayne says that he’d like to reach the age of sixty without a heart attack, thank you

robin doesn’t join the hellfire club but they’re friendly with each other. in this au gareth is vickie’s half-brother so there’s some fun dynamics with that in my mind and also why robin has a little crush on vickie

eddie and steve do Not like each other prior to s4. steve’s jealous of dustin befriending eddie when he starts high school but he’s also jealous of eddie’s closeness to robin because her time gets split between them. eddie’s jealous of steve for the same reasons but he’s also steaming that steve ‘stole his sister’ because robin no longer makes fun of steve with him >:( (eddie does not know the true events of starcourt)

the trailer is always so loud!!! eddie’s always playing his music and practising guitar but then robin’s always got her language tapes and her instruments and music. all three of them get used to constant background noise which results in all of them hating silence. wayne in particular hates the silence bc it means the absence of his kids and it’s worse when they both end up in comas :(

dustin is unfortunately way more determined to set steve up with robin because then steve and eddie will be brothers-in-law, kind of. fortunately he’s WAY more elated when steve starts dating eddie

robin has more confidence in herself after moving in with wayne & eddie and opening up. she leans more into her alternative style and is less of a loner overall bc of her association with eddie but still keeps to herself more in school bc she’s afraid of being branded a freak

robin and wayne watch sports together and eddie is reminded with disgust that robin is, unfortunately, also jock-adjacent

[joshusten]

got my head in a daze (guy/honey, redacted audios)

Guy takes care of a drunk and obliviously sentimental Honey.

(fluff, humor, taking care of drunk character)

2.5k+ words [ao3 link here!] [masterlist]

[CW and notes: implied alcohol consumption, honey kinda gets a lil vulnerable, drunken shenanigans, swearing, geordi and cutie briefly appear at the beginning bc i miss them lol, whipped and flustered Honey, whipped and flustered Guy, they love each other so much i’m shaking, possibly OOC**, GRAMMATICAL ERRORS not rlly proofread]

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"Thank you for calling Max's Rustic Pizza, my name is Guy, how can I– OH! Fuck! Hi! Sorry, forgot to turn off my 'work' brain–"

"Wait, what? Are they okay? Oh, okay, okay. How long will you be here?"

"Oh, cool, cool, okay. I'll meet you outside. Thanks a lot, Geordi. Stay safe."

The call ends and Guy scrambles around the apartment for a change of clothes. He's still wearing his work uniform. The stench (he doesn't really smell that bad, does he?) of sweat, basil, and, well, pizza feels embedded into them. 

Unfortunately, no matter how dashing he looks in the black polo shirt (according to what the very lovely old lady that lives across them said), Guy remembers Honey always complaining about the smell. This probably means they won’t appreciate being greeted by it once they arrive with their friend.

He opts for a simple shirt that’s fresh from the laundry and grabs a soft blanket for Honey. The nights have been chilly lately and with his burning hatred for being sick, he definitely doesn’t want his partner to experience that either, especially in their state.

The sound of tires on asphalt snaps Guy out of his fussing and he realizes he’s near the entrance of their building. He opens the door to greet the Corolla pulling up near the sidewalk. Its side windows rolled down to reveal Geordi at the wheel looking back at Cutie, who was comforting Honey in the passenger seat.

A very drunk Honey, that is.

“Psst. We’re here.” Cutie whispered gently as not to startle the very much intoxicated person currently resting on their lap. Honey opens their eyes and squints at their surroundings, letting out what Guy would probably describe as the cutest sound in existence (it really was just a whine but sue him for gushing on his partner over the simplest of things.)

“Really…?”

“Yes, really. C'mon, your escort's there," The telepath says, nudging them to look at the man currently standing outside the car wearing an oversized Star Trek shirt with a blanket slung over his shoulder.

"Es…what?" 

It was evident that the trio were trying, and failing, to suppress their amusement at how… out of it their usually uptight friend is. It's adorable, even. 

Guy lowers himself to get Honey to sit up and Cutie immediately helps him. Then, slowly but surely, the pair gently shifts them out of the car to stand up on the sidewalk. 

"Okay, there you go, hon," Guy finally balances his swaying partner (or at least, how balanced one can be while inebriated). "Thanks a lot. Can you guys go home safely?"

"Yeah, no need to worry about us! Cutie's just a lil tipsy but Honey's the only one actually affected by how much of a lightweight they are," Geordi answers, wiping some fog that formed on his glasses. Guy glosses over the very endearing fact that their ever-so-grumpy partner is a lightweight to realize how cold it is outside. The blanket!

He wastes no time wrapping the soft fabric around Honey and they instantly snuggled up to it. “Woah…thanks…S’cold a while ago…” They happily said, their words slowly coming out like molasses. 

Guy chuckles, averting his gaze from the peaceful smiling face of their partner to Cutie’s shit-eating grin. “Thanks again. I’m glad they didn’t get themself into trouble.”

"No prob, Guy, really. Though I am not gonna miss how much they were raving about their wonderful boyfriend throughout the car ride. No matter how cute it was, that was still 30 minutes I can’t take back. I don't need to be a mind reader to know they can’t wait to see you.”

Geordi lets out a few snickers that make Guy wonder if there was an inside joke he wasn’t getting. He dismisses the thought, Never mind that! His Honey was being all mushy! About him!  That leaves him blushing, cheeks hot with a small smile growing and Honey quietly observes the man beside them. They amusingly think their strange escort looks enchanting when flustered.

“O-okay, then! Welp, get back home safe!” Guy waves a hand, the other around Honey’s waist tightened to keep them on their very unstable feet. “I’ve got my very drunk paramour that’s in dire need of some tender loving care to attend to." 

The couple waves them goodbye as the side windows close (with a scandalized “Geordi!” accompanied by a playful slap coming from Cutie despite the aforementioned man keeping his mouth shut though, shortly right after, he bursts into a fit of giggles.) Guy really doesn’t get how they both seem to communicate without sharing any words between them but he shrugs it off for now. He has more pressing matters to deal with.

“C’mon, Honey! Time to get you in our humble abode!" Guy begins to guide their partner to the entrance and opts for the nearby elevator instead of the stairs. He definitely doesn't want to risk any possible accidents from that.

They were both quiet for the whole three stories up. Guy worries about how exhausted Honey must've felt with how they were leaning on his shoulder, eyes closed as they breathed softly, almost snoring. Cute. 

The journey to their unit was surprisingly quick. Guy takes out his keys after gently shaking the bundled-up figure beside him. "Hey,” he whispered, “We're here, sleepyhead."

The door opens and so do Honey’s eyes, blinking out any weariness that weighed on them. They stride over to the couch with the short-lived confidence of a drunkard, leaving the man holding them surprised. They don't remember walking being so difficult. Why was the ground so…move-y all of a sudden? 

Guy's eyes widen as he realizes Honey is out of his grasp. They managed to take a few steps before he could see their movements getting sluggish again. "Woah, hey, hey! Slow down, let me help." He takes hold of their arms to balance them as he gently set their partner on the couch. 

“There ya go,” Guy smiles, kneeling down on his knees to help them out of their footwear that has probably grown uncomfortable. However, the moment he starts to take off their shoe, Honey's foot jerks back. They have their usual annoyed expression but something seems off about how they look at him.

“Hey, back off! I have a… boyfriend, y’know?”

. . .

What.  

"What?"

"Look, dude, thanks for… bringing me up here but I'm gonna…wait for my boyfriend, okay?"

Holy shit, they're fucking wasted.

"Honey, it's me," Guy insists. No doubt the real, very much existing live audience he always monologues for would find this situation hilarious if he wasn't desperately trying to take care of his partner without them freaking out.

"Ha-ha, okay, man, you’re really cute and shit but I want my boyfriend here, not some random fucking guy!”

Despite literally rejecting him in their drunken stupor, his grumpy darling of a partner still makes way for his heart to flutter. How the hell is he going to handle this when some simple flattery from them leaves his mind reeling? “But I’m not some guy! I am Guy!” He sees that the statement confuses Honey’s already muddled mind some more. At moments like these, Guy wonders what in the ever-loving fuck his parents were on when they decided to name their child like that. 

The man backtracks, "Look, your…boyfriend is a lil busy right now. He’ll be back soon but he told me to take care of you while he’s gone, would that be okay?”

Honey squints their eyes, and their foot slowly sets itself back on the floor. “Hm. fine…but don’t pull any moves on me, got it?” They pointed a threatening finger at him. “I like my boyfriend a whole lot and I don’t want him coming home to some bullshit, you hear me?” 

Their strange escort smiles wide and Honey is suddenly overtaken by the instinct to cup his round cheeks, as if it was second nature. Honey shakes their head. There’s something about this man, they just don’t know what, but he makes them feel…weird.

“You got it, boss!” Guy beams with a mock salute before untying the laces of their shoe. After a few moments of comfortable silence, he decided to speak up. “Y’know, that must be one lucky boyfriend. You seem to be fond of him.” He means it. He really is lucky to have them in his life.

Honey looks away with furrowed brows, mumbling softly, “I’m the lucky one…”

“Hm? What do you mean?” Guy tilts his head to the side. Well, that got him curious.

“He’s… he’s really nice to me, even when I’m not.” The urge for Guy to rebut was strong but he decided to shut the fuck up for once to let them continue. “He acts goofy as hell most of the time, too. Like some fucking gremlin or something…”

Their eyes meet and his breath hitches. They’re beautiful.

“And he makes me feel really, really good. He asks for kisses all the time and he cooks me breakfast and his voice sounds so nice in my ear even when he talks a lot a-and he makes my stupid heart feel stupid warm when he looks at me with those pretty eyes like–” They pause to take a breath. 

“Like I’m actually enjoyable to be around.” Honey’s flustered. The heat practically radiates off of them as they lock their gaze on the floor. “He's stupid handsome too, it’s not fair! S’like he got it all!” 

They pushed a finger up to the man’s lips in an attempt to shush him (They also ignore how pleasantly soft it feels against their skin), "But don't tell him I said that!" 

Guy merely chuckles to mask the reality of how fast his heart is beating right now. Fuck, if he keeps getting these sweet compliments from a blushing Honey in such generous amounts, he might actually pass out. Definitely not a bad way to go. He awkwardly cleared his throat, noticing that they were expecting a reply from him, ��I-I won’t. I promise.” They seem satisfied by that, crossing their arms as they avoid his eye contact again. Guy racks up his mind on what to do next, his thoughts currently in disarray no thanks to the overwhelming affection he’s receiving. “How ‘bout you go wash up and change your clothes so we can get you to bed, hm?”

Honey nods, and allows the man to guide them to the bedroom (not without a sharp “No funny ideas!” from them and a giggly but reassuring “Of course, of course!” from the man). Guy makes sure to leave the bathroom door open just in case something happens as Honey sloppily brushes their teeth while he prepares some sleepwear for them. 

Once they were done, Guy stepped out of the room to give his partner some privacy and brings back a glass of water with some painkillers to leave by their bedside table for tomorrow. He waits outside the bedroom door, knocking one, two, three times, “Can I come in?”

After hearing the soft “Sure” from inside, the door creaks open to reveal their Honey, clad in pajamas, lying in bed. He sets the pills down and inches the glass toward their lips.

“Hey, don’t sleep yet. You gotta get hydrated first.”

Guy notices they were a bit more compliant, probably too tired to try intimidating him with…their boyfriend. After a few sips, Honey yawns, their head gently landing on the fluffy pillows surrounding their drowsy state. The fatigue was really catching up on them, allowing slumber to take over easily. 

In their dreams, they swear they feel a warmth caress their skin and a soft, fleeting pressure on their forehead.

“I love you.”

–

The first thing Honey hears through the headache is the sizzle of the omelet that Guy is currently giving out a performance to in his rendition of a song he’s playing on his phone.

The man turns off the stove, expertly sliding the dish on a plate placed nearby while still shaking his hips to the music. He continues his singing, oblivious to the fact that their partner is currently observing them with a grin despite the pounding in their head.

“He’s a semi-aquatic egg-layin’ mammal of– AH!” Guy almost drops the plate the moment he notices someone by the hallway. “Honey!” 

They wince at the sudden greeting and Guy sheepishly smiles at them as an apology. “You wanna eat? I cooked some eggs.”

“That would be nice, thanks. Sorry for interrupting your…Disney Channel concert.”

Guy dramatically gasps, setting down another plate in front of where Honey sat at the table. “That was not just some Disney Channel concert! It’s my Phineas and Ferb playlist! That was a serenade to Aphrodite, an angel’s choir! That show’s soundtrack contained the very secret chord that David played! Receiving the highest praise from the greatest minds of our time, including, but not limited to, yours truly! I can’t believe you would slander the artistry of–mmph!” 

He smiles in the kiss and he tastes the fresh mint in their mouth. They brushed their teeth again before coming here. Had they planned to kiss him all along? They pull away, dragging a needy whine from his lips. Fuck, the day hasn’t started yet and they’ve already got his heart pumping. A good morning indeed.

“Okay, okay, I get it, you menace!” Honey lets out a giggle that has Guy taking back everything he said. His taste in music is definitely their laugh. “It’s too fucking early for you to be monologuing like this.”

They smile again and he knows it’s a joke, especially after everything that they’ve confessed to under the influence a few hours ago. He smirks mischievously, “Oh? That’s not what you said last night~”

Honey raises a brow, their fork with a piece of the beaten egg stopping midway towards their mouth. “What, did I do something stupid?”

The man excitedly scoots his chair near them, “Hm, what was that about my voice sounding so nice in your ear?” Honey squints their eyes in confusion before they widen, the foggy memories from last night coming back to them. Heat rapidly rises to their horrified face, much to their smug boyfriend’s delight.

“Shut the fuck up!”

“Or–how did you put it–me being stupid handsome?”

“Guy, please–”

“Oh! Or what about making your heart feel stupid warm?”

At this point, Honey hid their face in Guy’s neck, playfully slapping the arms wrapped around their waist.

“You’re an asshole.” Their words held no heat and were less mean considering they came out muffled from their significant other’s shoulder. The latter simply laughed.

“To be fair,” Guy whispered in their ear, “You make my stupid heart feel stupid warm too.”

Honey sits back up, more flustered than ever and Guy relishes the view. His lover muttered a quick “Fucking dumbass.” before kissing him again, considerably more tender than the last.

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- “Gitchee, gitchee goo means that I love y– OW! Ow, ow, ow! Okay, pausing the playlist, going back to the romantic mood!”

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i rlly like this fic!! idk the idea of a flustered tsundere honey was just so delicious AND GUY GETTING EQUALLY FLUSTERED BC EUEUEUFHSDKFHJ HIS BABYHONEYDARLING IS BEING SO MUSHYYY LMAO again tho, feel free to leave me feedback!! whether it's a grammatical error or how true/consistent i am to the characters, it will always be appreciated!! have a nice day/noon/night!! >:))

[buckley-diaztruther]

there is a lot of folks really heated at eddie for this last ep and I gotta say yall, none of it felt ooc to me. I think in the lead up so many folks built up a fantasy of what they WANTED from the ep (eddie fondly exasperated but indulging buck completely in contrast to cruel skepticism from temu) when the reality is eddienhas ALWAYS been a bitch(affectionate) when it comes to his skepticism. Just because it feels weird to us to see him getting along w temu again doesn't mean it's ooc. I think we also built a fantasy of him now aggressively hating temu because he saw he was classic petty eddie at the bachelor party. but 1. I don't think the show would be THAT overt w Eddie's jealousy, he always displays it in little looks and comments but is otherwise generally neutral if not nice to bucks partners. 2. it is possible for eddiento be jealous and still like temu as a friend, much as we wish he didn't. they've effectively written put temus dark past and it's all about him just being dry humor and sarcasm, which at times can line up well w Eddie's humor. there's a reason they got on so well at the beginning of s7, no matter how we as temu haters feel about it.

also, folks are really defensive of buck being roasted by both of them purely bc theyre defensive of buck in general (same bestie same). the fandom has clocked very early on that buck is some flavor of adhd and the RSD is out the wazoo on this guy. and a lot of us empathize w that, can relate to it. and inthink that leads to a LOT of projection. not a bad thing, but I think that it can make folks a little blind to the nuance. buck can be genuinely hurt by the dismissal from eddie and eddie can still be ok and fine for laughing and poking fun to an extent. him and buck have always had a relationship that was heavy with friendly jabs and mocking and roasting bc thats a very normal thing in relationships, esp ones that are secure. it's easy to be comfortable ribbing each other the way they do (and they've said some BOLD shit even early on) because they trust each other to not go too far and that their relationship is still secure at the end of the day. it's newer, less certain relationships where you're going to tip toe around sensitivities until you really understand a person's boundaries. and while buck has clearly struggled w being put down and rejected, outside of the divorce era it's never been something that is obviously a crossed line for buck and so I don't think this is anything more than a silly 'et tu brute' kinda feeling from buck. I don't think he's really THAT torn up about eddie laughing.

also I'm gonna say something a lot of folks hate to hear. even if buck genuinely is so distressed at every perceived rejection, that is NOT Eddie's responsibility. eddie is his friend (and future husband I know) and yes, he should and does have care for bucks feelings and boundaries. but sometimes people act like eddie has to coddle buck and treat him like a baby to protect his feelings or that eddie just never would ever be mean or dismissive to buck and 1. that's not true and 2. RSD means something that was 100% ok yesterday might feel like a devastating rejection today and unfortunately, that's for buck to contend with. he's an adult and responsible for his own emotions and reactions. he can be hurt and work thru them (solo or w eddie) but even in romantic relationships it's not all gonna be sunshine and rainbows and not every hurt feeling needs to be met with a thousand apologies and amends because sometimes w rsd your reaction can be disproportionate to the cause and that's up to buck to tackle w his therapist.

I say this all, BTW, as someone w extreme rsd who v much was amd is buck in a lot of my friend groups - the 'immature', naive and hyperactive kid who won't shut up and gets their feelings hurt at every little thing and then youre getting hurt more because you're laughed at for being sensitive. it fucking sucks and a lot of that was extrapolated by having shitty friends. and yall, the 118 are not that.

Anyway sorry that got way out of hand and I went on a huge tangent but tldr stop acting like eddie is ooc and a dick for laughing at buck and stop treating buck like a baby when he's a grown ass man thank u love u

[animentality]

"and they've become more toxic because everything that made fandom strange and interesting and special is being distilled into easily palatable x reader shit that's not in character nor is it trying to even appreciate a character outside of their physical appearance." YES!!!!!!!!!!!! YES THIS EXACTLY THIS!!!!!!!!!

as a yumeshipper myself (not in blue lock fandom but somewhere else) i have a problem with the popular shonen fandoms "yumeshipping" (it's not even that anymore) as they always have the same generic x readers. i have the tag blocked because i'm tired of seeing this shit over and over. same, bland generic "what if blank held your hand!!! what if blank did the deed with you!!!!" that could be written by ai. and i don't just throw that around. all the characters are ooc, no appreciation for the actual characters themselves, it's just. so bad. and i believe one of the reasons for these overdone troupes is the lack of creativity and whimsy.

i mean, for example, look at other fandoms. i hate to say it, but if there's one thing that the hetalia fandom has right is it's current view on yumeshipping. the people that yumeship there are talented, creative people who genuinely love and cherish the characters they ship themselves with. they usually draw their ocs with their muse, obsess over them, make lore with them, try to stay in character whike also just having FUN. i follow so many amazing creators from there, and they just really love to do what they do. THIS is what the bllk (and most popular shonen fandoms, as i've said before) fandom is lacking. some goddamned uniqueness and at least some media literacy. it's just sad and miserable repetitive crap with lack of passion. and i'm so tired of it getting so many likes. bro jst give me cool shit not this.

ah.

it breaks my heart that this is happening in the hetalia fandom of all things, but alas.

hetalia is unfortunately a mainstay of fandom.

heartbreaking.

anyway. yeah, it's just so bland. just easily palatable, almost as puerile and non controversial as a good Christian marvel movie.

and people have been sending me asks bitching about me calling yume cringe - I literally never said that.

but to expect you to display basic reading comprehension is a lot, I know.

I never said it was cringe to ship yourself with your fav or your fav with your oc. I have literally been in fandoms for over a decade now.

of course I've seen that shit.

shipping is cringe. fandom is cringe. we are all cringe.

but normies have infiltrated the space of weirdos and decided to bully the weirdos.

THEY want to say it's not cringe to lust after Naruto, but it is cringe to say he's gay when he's clearly not.

and also! I'm sorry.

but it DOES feel like straight people infiltrating queer spaces.

like these people come here and say well I'm a teenage girl who loves Gojo, that's normal because he's a man... but you're disgusting for shipping him with a man!!!

like bitch!!!

if you don't wanna see your goat taking it up the ass then fine but the audacity of you, thinking you're so superior bc you want that ink man to fuck you, vs the trans men and lesbian girls who wanna see two men fuck each other.

and I know not all yume shippers are like that and they often overlap. some yume shippers also do regular shipping.

but I've seen so much shit, especially in my current fandom, blue lock, where the aggressively hetero girls are just as bad as the dudebros, insisting that Rin is heterosexual and wants to treat a girl right -

yeah. right.

the guy who doesn't care about anything but being better than his brother at soccer.

it's just... annoying, anon.

it's got no teeth. no fangs. nothing truly disgusting or filthy... or human.

it's easily palatable, forgettable, bland consumerism designed entirely to appease a mindless audience, who doesn't want to think about themselves or art, they just want the instant gratification, before they move on to the next pretty thing they can siphon originality from.

fandom used to be this creative space, for OTHER CREATIVES to experiment and develop their own tastes and interests.

it used to encourage other artists and writers to experiment and create their own characters. to develop their own creepy fetishes and kinks, so that they may one day inspire their own nasty little sub communities.

now it's like a reality TV show.

it's people who would normally grow up on Gossip Girl or Jack Reacher or Tom Clancy shit, deciding that they want to take that same empty, vapid non-fandom feeling into spaces which would normally be teeming with beloved freaks.

just.

sad.

it makes me sad.

[forsaken-headcanons]

hello hello !!! hello new mods :3 i've finally come back to my roots and have come to write stuff about the band au !!! (its gonna be a huge block of text btw.... as always.... apologies.....)

SO I've finally come up with names for their band with the help of 🖤💙 anon !! (yes, ik them lol. they were the one that introduced me to this blog :3), and decided on "Forsaken Puppets" !! Uhh smth smth 'Puppets' is because they're kind of like puppets to the Spectre and yeah :3

Forsaken Puppets mostly plays electropunk songs !!! I've started to get into the genre recently, and js imagining scenarios of them playing it on stage is so good I need it injected in my veins NOWWWW

They also have a rival band !! It's called "BLACKLISTED" and it's composed of the killers :3 (a few of them, atleast) !! Idk how 🖤💙 came up with that name but I liked it so we kept it <3

TAPH !!! I forgot to talk about Taph back when I was assigning them roles bcs I didn't know him that well back then 🥀 anyway, he doesn't perform on stage (unfortunately), but he is their backstage technician !! In a way where he helps BM set up the stage for their performances, handles the effects, volume, etc. X3

I take back what I said before, 007n7 DOES know how to play the guitar, it's just that he avoids it because him and Noli used to play together and he doesn't want to go back to thinking of Noli out of fear that he'll fall back into his old habits of hacking because those are what his favorite memories of Noli are

And now, for BLACKLISTED......

c00lkidd isn't a part of the band, but he's a huge supporter of them !! He loves their songs and has recommended them to bluudud who says their music is trash but has been caught multiple times listening to their songs while streaming

1x is a bassist, unlike his creator, but she can also be a great background vocalist !! The fans love love LOVE 1x and he's definitely one of if not the most popular member of BLACKLISTED

Jason as their badass, introverted, stoic drummer <33 idk he js gives MAJOR "i hit things to relieve stress" vibes ngl... yes, the hockey mask stays ON during performances, and there have been crack rumors about him and Taph being the same person since they both haven't shown their faces in public </3

John Doe is uh. Idk what to do with him he has an entire corrupt code stalactite as one of his arms... Err he can be the scary bodyguard :3

NOLI !!! My pookie bear, my sweetheart, my babygirl, william afton, my star (get it) THE LOVE OF MY LIFE !!! I feel like he has that electric guitarist rizz ykwim... AND he was definitely made the one that made his own chase theme !!! 10/10 would definitely let myself get thrown in a chase with Noli just so I can hear the chase music <3 (proceeds to get all Hallucination effects)

Azure will be there, it's js that idk what I want them to play js yet.... Or they can be a composer too idk much abt him I'm sorry Azure fans :wilting_flower:

MR DOOM !!! Pookie bear is multi talented but mains in percussion instruments <33 He has tried to play the drums with his banhammer.... for some reason.... and it worked !! Although a bit clunky, the drum surprisingly didn't break, but the cymbals definitely bent <3

BLACKLISTED is an alt rock band :3 Uhh nothing more to add to this bullet but ig their songs are mostly abt rebelling to society shit and probably ICP inspired ? Idk much abt genres I js listen to what's good </3

That is all, thank you for coming to my TedTalk :3a

also u guys should totally read "Project 1x1x1x1" by kuzousu on Ao3 !! Idk if promotional stuff on here is ok but I js wanted to share since that fic left me in tears </3

-⛑️🍗 anon

BAND AU MY BELOVED! This is amazing, I love the concept! The BLACKLISED band made up of the killers is so unique, I'd definitely attend one of their performances.

[cainlane]

after the last episode, i am questioning most of the times cain left her in the lurch during s1 (first the free fall, chased by a "ghost" in the monastery archives, etc.) it seems like he deliberately designs or steers situations that would give lane strong emotional responses to activate her power. and yet, he's always on guard to ensure the experience is controlled and she's ultimately safe (see: standing by while the squad drugs her). this is terrifying. and unfortunately for me—so, so sexy. i am in this cainlane shit for life.

this is so real!!!! i went to rc's reddit today and saw people complaining about how they cannot continue cain's route bc it's too much to handle and let me just say that's weak as FUCK. man became even more sexy after the revelation idc !!!!!! reactions like that surprise me a lot actually bc we've been shown from the beginning that cain's a pretty morally ambiguous character who has some sort of personal goal. yes, he does have genuine feelings for lane but he's also got a callous nature and, as we've seen, he's not above leaving her alone in dangerous situations (however once their bond strengthtens it feels like he's trying to do whatever to make amends for it 😭 as he should). it does get confusing to me personally bc from what i understood cain isn't working with the cult at all, he just used nick as a means to a goal however i've seen some people argue otherwise so i'm really interested in details like that

[oneforthemunny]

Was inspired by a blurb by another blog ( @indouloureux ) about Eddie helping a reader with this scenario and thought it was entertaining: How each Eddie would respond to asking for help about struggling to pull your tampon out.

Modern!Eddie is an absolute simp and does not let her get embarrassed about anything and annoyingly says “It would be my honor🫡”

Mafia!Eddie is unfazed, man has seen more blood than he’d like to admit, but is lightly scolding you for not being careful, “Oh Kitten, need daddy’s help always.”

Older!Eddie is confused as to why you’re asking him, “Bunny, you know I’d do it, but my eyesight is terrible and I’d probably make it worse.”

Cowboy!Eddie would do it with just a small chuckle, “You’re one of a kind, sugar. Let’s get you sorted out.”

Dom!Eddie is slightly weirded out, not because it’s a period or vagina, but that something made for half the population is that tricky to use. “You’d think these scientists would figure something out for once, but noooo.”

Bartender!Eddie would help after you’d explain to him for five minutes that, yes, a tampon can get stuck and that it’s not an indicator of the size of your vagina, “Listen babe, you’re tight as fuck, that’s probably why- Okay fine do you have a better answer?”

Rockstar!Eddie would do it, but him and Nepotism Baby are married with multiple of the girls, so he is laughing. He pretends to think about it for a few minutes while she’s standing in the bathroom doorway mad as ever.

omfg this is a nightmare scenario but also so funny.

modern!eddie is on it!! you're freaking out and he's like "I got you" tries to get her to relax so he can get in there. "baby, I'll get it out, ok? just calm down. you're too tight." all sweet and coaxing. he gets it out eventually.

janitor!eddie would be similar, but she's so embarrassed to ask him. he hears her grunting and crying out in pain in the bathroom, so he's like??? you good?? and you're like frustrated and sobbing and hormonal, and he comes in to see you, foot on the counter mirror in one hand and tweezers in the other. "my tampon got stuck!!!" you wail, and he's ready to go. soothing and shushing so you'll relax, kneels down under you and gets it out.

mafia!eddie would be so unfazed by blood tbh. he's more effected by the hormones of a period than blood, doesn't think it's gross or whatever lame guys say. you get it stuck, and you're in the bath trying to like waterboard, flush it out and he's like??? here, let me. you're like "ed! be careful! don't push it back more!" and he's like I got it. pulls it out easily, like a bullet lol.

older!eddie bless him he's gotta put his readers on bc he can't see shit. wearing one of those headband type things with a light and his bifocals while you're just spread eagle in front of him.

cowboy!eddie is like.... what? not that he's like grossed out like he knows what a period is and it's natural, but he's horrified that... tampons get stuck??? they break???? he's sick at the thought of that. but he'd help you out. he's been inside animals before, unfortunately, so it's nothing he's not used to lmao.

dom!eddie would be in awe about 1) how far they had to go up your cooch 2) it broke?? like you would think they wouldn't want those things to break what the fuck. he's ranting the whole time. "whoever did this should be fucking guillotined because why would you make a shitty- I'm sorry sweetheart, I've almost got it- why would you-" "ed! shut up!" you grit, tears in your eyes. it feels much different that when he's normally inside of you.

bouncer!eddie has you hovering over his face so he can see in and try to get it out. "too tight, baby, I told you. got a grip reaper and look-" "eddie, shut the fuck up. that has nothing to do with this."

rockstar!eddie if it happened pre-babies would be disgusted. he would be gagging and she'd be bitching him out left and right, because he's being a fucking baby. then if it happened post babies and after they were married, he'd be cackling. probably say something gross like "and people wonder if you're still tight after six kids. gonna start telling them about this." "edward, I will fucking kill you. don't you dare tell anyone."

[rafairenlvr]

Can you do Leon comforting Reader bcs of a Bad haicut? (Sry english isnt my first language, and my Hair looks so shit rn its making me cry)

uhmm… Yes I will because I feel so fucking bad for you and I hope you recover from your shitty haircut? 💋💋

This fic is really short, but I tried to do you some justice and leon fixes up your hair for you <3

I finished this so fic fast like holy shit-

This day was absolutely horrible.

The hairstylist fucked your hair up and your forced to go home to your boyfriend looking like shit without a way to fix it, but surely it isn’t that bad right?

I mean…it really was BAD. everybody stared at you and laughed and whispered and pointed, some people even started to pity you. The worst part about this whole mess is the fact you didn't know why they were doing that in the first place.

It just wasn't normal for them to be so mean towards you. You knew how to handle people being mean to you but this was something else entirely. You weren't used to these types of things.

You walked down the streets with your head down staring at your feet, trying to hide from everybody's eyes. You tried hard not to let their stares bother you too much, because they weren't your fault. You could do nothing wrong. You'd been here before so many times, after all, it probably wasn't as bad now that you thought back on it. Right?

But, oh god, did it suck. Every time someone looked at you they laughed and snickered. And, oh god…when you thought this could get worse you run into your boyfriend on the way back down the street to your house as he is getting the mail. He doesn't see you and doesn't notice you.

Your eyes go wide as you try to get away from him without drawing attention to yourself but unfortunately, you're walking too fast and he catches up with you quickly.

His arms are crossed over his chest. His expression is unreadable as usual. You look at him nervously for a second before you can feel a hand land on your arm. "Y/N," Leon says softly. You wince internally.

"We need to talk." That's when he notices your hair. "What happened to your hair?" His voice sounds kind of angry and hurt.

Oh my God…he's going to hate me or dislike it right?.

He always does. You swallow thickly as you glance to the side nervously. "Did your hairdresser do that?" He asks, sounding annoyed. You nod slowly.

He looks surprised for a moment, maybe even a little hurt. “Lets get you home, I had a feeling that something has been making me feel uneasy today.” You don’t say anything, you don’t want to argue. He pulls you along behind him, his long black coat swishing against the cement as he walks.

As you both walk inside he guides you to take a seat and he tries his beat to comfort you. “Do you wanna tell me what was bothering you?” He asks quietly. You shrug in response, still staring at your hands folded in your lap.

He sighs heavily. “Okay. If you want to keep quiet then we will.” That makes you look up and stare at him in surprise.

“Just let me make you atleast feel better than before.” Leon takes some scissors and a brush and touched your hair up with gentle motions. He hummed in approval when he finally finished and went to grab some paper and a pencil from the kitchen. “I have no idea why you haven’t had an idea to ask me to cut your hair before, it might help make you feel more comfortable rather than letting some hairstylist make it shitty.”

He pauses for a second before starting to gaze into your eyes through the mirror, which made you feel as if he was eye fucking you. Your cheeks flushed pink. “It looks fine. Better than fine even. Just keep it that way. You’re beautiful.” Your heart jumped at how sweet he said those words.

His fingers brushed across your cheek gently before returning to cutting your bangs into a short style. You closed your eyes as he gently pulled you in for a small kiss, then a few minutes later he was done fixing your hair. “Thank you,” you mumbled as he set the scissors and the paper aside.

“You’re welcome. I hope that helped a bit,” Leon replied, placing a kiss on your forehead as he got up. You felt butterflies erupt in your stomach and you smiled softly.

Your boyfriend always managed to make your mood improve somehow even if it wasn’t necessarily intentional. He gave off an aura that seemed to make everything okay again, even the most difficult days. Even just talking about you made him happier than anything and he was very good at that sort of thing.

You couldn’t believe you found such amazing boyfriend.

[bluemerakis]

It doessss warrant discussions because I wanted to discuss Ben!!

So we know people didn’t want dean with a girl and constantly complained so the writers would cut those arcs off for him. I’m a firm believer that Ben was his, and would’ve been revealed as such, but because people didn’t like her, they had to keep him as another guy’s because there’s no way he would’ve left his biological kid

DUDE WHEN I FIRST GOT TO THIS EPISODE I WENT ON A WHOLE RANT TO MY FRIEND BC THERE’S NO WAY HE’S NOT DEAN’S KID❗️❗️

i know the way they made him have dean’s mannerisms and behaviour was intentional to make the audience suspect it’s his kid and add to the suspense when it supposedly wasn’t (but c’mon LMAO) but i am still a firm believer that it IS his kid. they have always had an amazing father-son chemistry when interacting with one another and they’re so similar in ways that usually only happen either through blood ties or bc they’ve spent a lot of time around one another and have naturally picked up on habits that the other does—but option two obviously isn’t viable bc ben didn’t grow up with dean in his life—SO OPTION ONE IT IS. make it make sense??? sometimes i feel like a lot of this controversy is owed to shitty writing on SPN’s part and just not wanting to make shit tie when it very well CAN.

tbh this is going off-topic but there are so many choices that SPN has made regarding the plot that have beeb incredibly disappointing and so there’s a point where i start drawing my own conclusions for the sake of PEACE OF MIND. like the way they’ve made dean say toe-curling questionable things—like the cheerleader comment, for starters 😭 if this man wasn’t fine and JENSEN ACKLES, that might’ve gone an entirely different route. also they just refused to develop the finer aspects of the brothers, like the way they handle their trauma and issues. i’m only half way through season 7, so maybe it DOES get better, but as of right now, i am getting sick and tired of dean and sam constantly bickering and breaking up over the smallest things that could’ve been resolved through simple communication. i get that they both struggle to sort through their problems due to the way they grew up and not really having a safe space to unload their shit into, but it’s the fact that they’d rather yell and turn their backs on one another than try. it was heartbreaking the first two times, but now it’s just annoying (and still a tad bit heartbreaking, i HATE when they fight).

n e ways i’m getting carried away here oopsie but YES i 100% agree with you and unfortunately, most show writers do tend to make shitty decisions with the plot for the sake of appeasing fans with no taste and i do think this is one of those instances. for example, all my big bang theory fans—making penny pregnant at the end of season 12 when she has explicitly stated throughout the show that she has no desire to have kids. oh that made me MAD MAD. what about representation?? what about HER happiness? all bc the fans wanted her to have a kid with leonard for the sake of a “happy ending”, as if life can’t be perfectly happy and fulfilled without kids.

ok i’m done now

[his-tamine]

life update :3 (a little vent-y)

sooo, been over 200 days since the house caught fire and we had to move. obviously, a lot of stuff's been happening. can't go into deep details for fear of someone I don't want to find this, finding this, but I'll say this much: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've very rarely mentioned family on here (for obvious reasons - this account is NOT made for that lol) but here goes. tw for pretty heavy topics: mentions of abuse, father issues, health issues, transphobia & financial issues. I turned 18 Feb 21st, literally just almost 2 months before the damn house caught fire. Meanwhile, my brother's still a minor. MEANING, I narrowly escaped the custody battle my mom & dad are in. But unfortunately, he's still stuck in the middle of it. :( My pops was not really the nicest person to me when I was a kid -

whooping my ass whenever I did anything wrong, no matter how minor the offense was.

Telling me that he loved God more than he loved me, because "You're God's gift to me. God is the one who gave you to me in the first place," when I was four.

Telling me that if I didn't start being ok with receiving physical affection from family - which he knew made me uncomfortable - I was "going to grow up to be a S3R1AL K1LL3R" (yes he said that.)

Telling me that "God doesn't make mistakes," and that he "made me into a beautiful young woman for a reason" after I came out to him personally at 14 - big mistake 0/10 stars, would never do again. You get the idea. And those are the tame examples I could think of. So, I finally cut him off. As soon as my mom, brother, & I were in our new place, I blocked his number and haven't talked to him since. I was sick of him not respecting my boundaries, and repeatedly demonstrating that he thought of me as nothing more than a possession. Tired of him making me feel crazy all the time too. But now he's fucking with my mom & brother. Intentionally not paying child support till the last minute possible - & then making it in as small of payments at a time as he possibly can (yes he can afford it btw.) Trying to force my brother to go over to his place, even when my brother does NOT want to - which has begun giving my brother psychological issues & issues with school, mirroring the ones I used to struggle with bc of that bastard. My mom is juggling all sorts of things, & I really at least wanna try to help financially by getting a job, but I can't yet because: she says that I'm only 18, & shouldn't have to get a job to help out (I disagree.) I don't have an ID bc she wants me to wait on my legal name change - which costs a pretty decent chunk of change - reason is bc she "wants me to have as easy an early adulthood life as possible" (love her.) AND, I haven't actually graduated - No, I dipped in 11th bc school was hell (not exaggerating,) & instead just decided to pursue a GED, that I haven't been able to work towards bc of the shit show that is life in midwestern america. So I've been very depressed, exhausted, & hopeless. The least I can do is clean up our house while she's at work, & get this - some days I don't even have the physical energy to do THAT! I do not know what the hell is wrong with my body currently, but it absolutely sucks. & I'm really tired of just taking up space all the time. She's dealing with health issues too, & I'm always worried ab her. Idk what the hell to do, but something's gotta give. Everybody needs a fucking break. I keep trying to shoo away all the dark thoughts, push myself as often as possible, & keep my fingers crossed, but jfc... Sorry just needed to yell into the void for a sec. I'll live, I'm sure - I've survived worse. Sometimes things just suck. But I like to think that someday they won't. :,)

[shiftingtomydrs]

OMG OMG OMG YOU HAVE A FS DR??? I SAW I COULD ASK U SOME QUESTIONS SO I RAN TO YOUR INBOX

who are you?? when is it??? any particular competition it is based on (I often see people do it with 22 beijing)?? what jumps do you have??? any ultra c elements (3A, quads)??? if you have one, who's your s/o??? what why who where when aaaa another fs shifter!!

xx kat (@xelsmultiverse)

hiii omg thanks so much for asking this <3

okk so just quick disclaimer beforehand, i dont know shit about figure skating except the very very basics (like what type of jumps and stuff) so if smth is incorrect or doesnt make sense its bcs of that haha also as always im hopelessly overpowered :D

In my dr im a figure skater from Germany, i was born in early 2007 and did ballet from when i was like 3 (thats canon btw i did that in my cr too haha) but then quickly got impatient and kinda bored with it (also canon, i regret stopping tho) and my parents put me into figure skating and gymnastics instead. since in my hometown there isnt really a big figure skating team (there is one but its not good ngl) i scripted that my now coach saw me by coincidence and decided i had talent and she wanted to coach me. I can do more on my coach if you guys want to btw its kinda a whole (unfinished) story (shes an oc).

So then she started coaching me in 2014, after a lot of convincing from me towards my parents cos they didnt actually want me to become a professional skater cos its obviously not the healthiest thing to do but after I saw Yulia at the 2014 Olympics I begged my parents to let me get private lessons until they gave in (yulia is kinda my role model and i wanna be like her)

I have an unfinished list of my senior competitions here (for the sake of plot i kinda made it so the covid restrictions on the 2020/21 season didnt happen for the junior competitions, only seniors, also kamila and i dont compete together before the olympic season) and yes ofc i win everything bcs as i said op af (also i know some of the competitions overlap so idk how im gonna do that yet, if anyone has an idea pls feel free to tell me haha)

for jumps i have all quads (yes including 4A cos im just that good lmao) and im playing with the idea (actually i put it already but its prolly impossible so im unsure if i should put it) of scripting i have a quintuple jump as well at some point.

Im really not knowledgeable on different spins i just scripted theyre centered and i dont have a lot of movement on the ice during them idk if thats how you say it but like i spin in one place and dont move to the left or right a ton

Then like some stuff that goes without saying, i have good technique, i dont get hurt badly, i dont have any long term problems from professional skating, stuff like that

My s/o is ilia malinin but since hes born in 2004 we dont get together for a while. We meet either at a competition or during my exchange year in the us in 2024 (my host family lives in the same state he does and we train at the same rink while im there) and then like slowburn friends to lovers pining everyone-knows-except-them kinda stuff (i really do love torturing myself in that aspect apparently)

Some other stuff i can think of rn is that my nickname is 'golden girl' or 'germanys golden girl' idk just smth i came up with (if you have any other ideas pls tell me haha unfortunately im uncreative af when it comes to stuff like that)

also you mightve noticed im technically too young to do senior competitions in time for beijing but i just decided to script that they make an exception for me for some reason haha

I can speak 4 languages, German, English, Russian (bcs of my coach) and Spanish

I get along kinda good (as well as you can as competitiors) with the Eteri Girls bcs we're similar age and my coach gets on kinda well with Eteri (they used to compete together except my coach is actually nice) and also i yk speak russian

oh also when i first get there its january 2022 so right before the olympics cos i wanna experience that not just in memory

soo yeah thats all i can think of for now again sorry for any inaccuracies or anything (wont apologize for op-ing myself cos thats what shifting is for after all ;) )

[trudemaethien]

Superior Officer

sequel to everything about you pisses me off

E, NAWA, Cody/Ordo&Ordo/Besany, V-threesome (No Besany/Cody bc “and they were both bottoms doms”) rimming, verbal humiliation, Incest Kink, the usual Skirata family/daddy issues AKA Kal’buir is there doing Hot Kal Shit, Cody is an Asshole, Ordo likes it unfortunately, Kal Did Not Like That

“Captain,” Cody greets him, much more genially than he’d spoken to Kal. Ordo has always been aware of the disparity in rank between his buir and himself, but he’s not sure he’s ever seen Sergeant Skirata so blithely treated as, well, just a sergeant by a superior officer.

“Commander,” Ordo replies, discomfited. If he says Cody out loud right now, he’s not sure it’d come out sounding professional. “What are you doing here?”

“I seem to recall you inviting me?” Cody says sardonically, arching a brow.

Ordo is even more bewildered. Cody had made his disdain for the offer clear at the time. “Ah. Welcome,” he manages to say. “What can we do for you then, Commander?”

“Just you, Captain. I’d like to discuss some things, get your opinion on them. At your leisure,” Cody says, without batting an eye.

Ordo polices his expression and refuses to swallow nervously. Does he mean discuss or discuss?

“Dinner will be on shortly,” Kal objects, but Cody holds Ordo’s gaze, ignoring the former trainer entirely.

“Would you care to join us for latemeal, before you and I discuss these unspecified things?” Ordo offers awkwardly.

Cody dips his head to cover his amusement, but when he answers, he sounds perfectly collected, nearly formal. “My business with you may be of some duration, Captain, so yes; I would not keep you from your meal. If it wouldn’t cause undue hardship for your aliit, then I accept your generosity, but I do have my own rations if necessary.”

“We have plenty,” Kal stresses. “We’re doing very well for ourselves here.”

“No hardship, Commander,” Besany assures. Cody smiles at her, a small but warm expression.

“This is my wife,” Ordo introduces her, stomach dropping. “Besany, Cody.”

“A pleasure,” Cody says, voice dipping low. “Congratulations on your marriage, ma’am.”

Besany smiles in acknowledgment, then stands to go initiate laying out the dinner. Everyone else also rises to reorganize the space and themselves for the meal. As the trestles are moved from the walls to make the family table, Kal jostles for position by Cody.

“Now see here, son, you can’t just—” he begins in a severe tone; Cody swings his attention fully onto Kal and he quails a little.

“Sir,” Cody enunciates, the word somehow anything but an honorific, “I am not your son.”

Kal takes each syllable of that statement on the chin. Cody watches them hit and then continues on, pleasant and deliberate and ruthless.

“If you understood the barest fraction of my opinion of you, you would not be trying to gain my attention, Sergeant.”

If anything, sergeant lands even more dismissively than sir. Somehow, Ordo has a feeling Cody treats his own sergeants and underlings with much more respect. Did Sergeant Skirata do something to the Commander during the war to invite this sort of response?

Ordo has never seen such an expression on his buir’s face before. Kal tries to recover his dignity, blustering, but he cannot meet Commander Cody’s eyes. Fortunately, having delivered this succinct drubbing, Cody is gracious enough to resume ignoring the man.

However, instead of recognizing he’s outmatched and tapping out, Kal’buir rallies to muster another objection. He’s dogged if nothing else, their buir.

Ordo hastily intervenes. “Cody!” he calls. “Come sit over here.” He manages to make it sound less like a plea and more like a firm suggestion.

Cody slides in next to Besany, hand genteelly brushing over her back as he seats himself between them on the bench. Down the table, Kal is fuming.

“It’s good to see you again, Ordo,” Cody says warmly. Ordo tries to ignore the stormcloud of his buir’s temper.

“I didn't realize you two had worked together,” Besany says curiously.

“Just the once,” Ordo clarifies, recalling vividly in spite of himself, the aftermath of that once, unlike any other moment of his life.

“But it was quite memorable,” the other clone finishes Ordo’s statement, and Cody’s dimples deepen though his mouth and eyes remain politely neutral.

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