#but uhm. blorbos!!!

[skullfaced-fruitcake]

no idea what book series I’m reblogging things from from you but. hell yeah brother!! keep it coming!

THANK YOU and i will (<- fighting demons) (propaganda in the tags if you’re interested)

[dizzybizz]

"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"

[devotion-disorder]

skrimboes for your consideration

[tubbytarchia]

Sorry that happened :( But I'm so intrigued now, may we see your OCs? If not that's fine, I'm confident they're great!!

You may......

I've been doing monster designs since I was like 7. I have almost 600 of them today because I've kept drawing them throughout my life, here's just a few that I've bothered to redraw digitally

Even excluding them I have too many to keep track of but a few I particularly like are these guys from a folklore sort of story where people are all just various demons etc

and others...

[bolithesenate]

I have. So many questions about your version of Tarre but I will try to keep it short

How did the Mando's react when they found out that he was a Jedi?

How did his first Jedi Master die?

Did Tarre manage to finish the tapestry (the one he was trying to finish before the meeting) before the due date or?

Did Tarre one day look up and ask his close circle of Mandos if he was the Mando'alor and said circle had to awkwardly tell him he had been the Mando'alor for a while and they were technically his advisors?

HOW was your Tarre adopted by the Jedi - assuming he has always been a Mando even if he did practice much of the culture? Did he accidentally run away as a toddler and end up in a cargo ship across the galaxy in enemy zone? Did he accidentally set fire at 3 separate houses in the Vizsla Clan and they decided to set him against the Jedi (and did it work even if only for a temple)? Tell me pleaseeee

Also sorry if this is stupid I assume that Tarre has always been a Mando or is he a convert (and if so was it via the god haunting him or was it after he went on the self-imposed exile while everyone thought he was dead)? I'm asking this to make sure I understood everything correctly

okay okay okay. well, let me preface this with saying that I am 1) INCREDIBLY stoked to see someone as invested in cringefail jedi Tarre as I am and 2) I have an incredibly detailed account of Tarre's life in my mind (that I might one day write down in fic form) so you don't know the beast you just unleashed

how did the Mandos react when they found out he was a Jedi?

well, it depends a bit on which Mando. the guy that for a while was his Alor and then became his second in command figured it out on his own after Tarre was a bit too weird about certain things for a bit too long. He mainly was put out that Tarre never trusted him enough to tell him (even tho Tarre himself probably assumed he'd just left the jedi order at that point). Also, it explained just a lot of the general weirdness of the guy, so if anything it cleared things up.

The rest of their inner circle figured it out some time afterward when Fay just appeared in the middle of their dining room, calling him out on his bullshit. I think they were too mortified to see her immediately do a 180° and start a custody war with a literal force-deity to react, really. And again, Tarre being a Jedi explained more questions than it raised (at that point he'd had probably a literal decade of raking up a history of being That Weird Guy TM)

And the rest of Mandalore's populace... I genuinely think many of them might never have known? At least not during their or Tarre's lifetime?

There might have been rumors, sure, but again, Tarre had already collected a lot of weird ass rumors about him by that time, so it kinda was just another one of those? At least this version of Tarre never went out and proclaimed he was a Jedi in some grand sort way. He was way too busy for that. Which I think would explain quite nicely how all subsequent generations of Mandalorians seem to put all emphasis on Tarre being Mand'alor and never really seem to mention his ties to the Order.

2. How did his first Master die?

His first Master, a rodian crèchemaster named Yuumba Doksa, died on a mission where they were supposed to investigate a sudden epidemic amongst settlers on a newly colonized planet. It turned out to be a bioengineered virus commissioned by the Sith, and despite the Force, Tarre had to watch his Master die before an effective treatment could be found. He himself also got infected with it, but because his genetic material was such a wild blend of things, his immune system was a lot more resistent to the virus.

3. Did Tarre finish the tapestry before the meeting?

No.

In retaliation, he just took his loom to all subsequent ones. That was the first in a long list of Weird Things He Just Does I Guess.

4. Did they have to tell him that?

Of course they did.

Actually, and this is getting down into the nitty gritty of my personal headcanons and worldbuilding around Tarre Vizsla, "Tarre Vizsla" started off as two people: Tarre on one side and Marek Vizsla (his alor-turned-second-in-command) on the other. Through a bit of a miscommunication at some point, the spokesperson persona the both were operating under got the name Tarre Vizsla, even though Tarre at that point wasn't a member of aliit Vizsla. House Vizsla yes, but not the Clan. That came later.

So for way too long Tarre just assumed that all these things they were doing, he was doing under a shared name, sure, but they still were two people and Marek was the higher ranking one of them, so naturally he was the one the Mand'alor title actually belonged to.

Until they all had to tell him that 'no, you idiot, you are the one doing all the work here, it's your position. Marek is just here to yell at people and, if necessary, shoot them.'

5. & 6. I'll have to answer together because they share a lot of commonalities

I'm firmly in camp 'Tarre was a convert' (in the end) (kinda).

It's quite possible that one of his parents was a Mando, simply because of the smoothie blend that his genetic are, but they were not around to make decisions when he first exhibited Force powers. So he went through a normal(ish) jedi childhood (minus the truly being bad at jedi-ing) until he went to ilum and came back with an old god as his saber.

But since this was the old republic and things generally were a lot stranger back then, no one - Tarre included (plus, he still was a child back then u know) - really questioned it. Tarre just was one of those Jedi with a weird colored lightsaber. Happens from time to time, right?

(as for why Kad Ha'rangir chose Tarre... who knows what the gods think, right? especially a god that literally is change. The Force works in mysterious ways)

Him properly becoming a Mandalorian was.... well, who can say when exactly it happened. Maybe he was one from birth, just 'temporarily misplaced' due to external circumstances, maybe he became one when a mandalorian god called dibs on him, maybe it happened when an old weaver lady whose backyard he crashed his shuttle in also called dibs of her own, or it's possible it happened when he got his first set of beskar'gam, or when he officially became mand'alor, or when he properly got adopted into Clan Vizsla or perhaps even at some other, small junction of his truly strange life.

Or maybe it never really happened at all? Who knows. I don't think anyone ever made him swear to the resol'nare (if that even existed in that form back then), they just looked at him and said 'yes, this is what peak mandalorian-ness looks like' o(￣▽￣)👍

(half of them were looking at Marek when they said that. that's why the statues look nothing like Tarre)

And I think if you had asked Tarre at the end of his life what he was, he genuinely might have answered with "a Jedi"? Because that's still the thing he grew up with and he only (temporarily) fled from it due to of his own anxieties. Like. All the work he did on Mandalore was because of the things he learned as a Jedi - to help where he can and strive to make a better galaxy for the people around him.

It just so happened that the people around him technically were the Order's mortal enemies.

[yaoigoddess9158]

This would be me if I was stuck somewhere where I couldn’t see my blorbos

[claitea]

i still had leftover clay from months ago when i made accessories for my n cosplay, so i tried making a little n with it :)

however. these were taken before i baked him. as soon as i took him out of the oven i accidentally broke both of his arms off. also he fell over in the oven so one arm got smushed more against his side so now even if i glue em back on he's gonna look weird. so uh

[isatoru]

hey guys just your daily reminder that i love isagi yoichi btw 🩷🩷🩷

[soullessjack]

tumblr is such a great website to dump your thoughts on because only here could I write a proper college thesis about my favorite character and then say some shit like “if he had a tail it would be wagging so hard here” within minutes. truly an unmatched experience

[candycryptids]

Hey. Promise you’ll still like me after May 27th-May 28th ish where my queue goes into a mortifying tail spin of me being insane about some little man. You have to promise.

[harrowscore]

whatever is going on between steerpike and fuchsia will not end well....... (promise? 👉👈)

[katzenklavierr]

I think we as English speakers need to stop twiddling our thumbs about our compounds

English: These two words which carry a specific definition when used together that is semantically distinct from either word used separately isn't a compound word because we write it with a space between them. We need to wait until enough people are confident enough to join them with a hyphen before we even consider that they may be better understood as a single orthographic unit.

Every other Germanic language: *slapping six words together with gleeful abandon*

[snailfen]

i know her ....

[dandyshucks]

me every time things somehow get worse: i do not have space in my brain to think about the blorbo rn, i cannot find comfort in daydreams anymore bc im so terrified of real life things

my brain: yeah yeah okay, hang on a second though. watch this lol. [cranks up the dissociative fog so that the blorbo thoughts are within reach again as real life gets further out of reach]

me: ...thank u but i rly feel like maybe this is not a healthy way of coping and may have long-term effects on our well-being. but also yay my tuoys :]

[melloneah]

if i wanna release chap 3 of smokescreen for 420 imma need to hurry TF UP

[hazel2468]

does Avery have any siblings?

Ah. The best question- the kind that lets me dig into backstory!

They did have a sibling. A little brother. How it happens varies from Avery to Avery (and maybe someday I'll get into how all of the various little Avery AUs ended up becoming canon by accident, whoops... Weird world magic and lore shit!), but their little brother died when he was six years old. Avery was ten at the time in the original story I had.

Gonna actually throw this under a cut cuz it's... Rough. So know that before you keep reading- child death and an abusive parent are part of this story.

It varies from AU to AU, but Avery and their mother, Fauna (sometimes she's a step mother or just father's wife) never got along. In our DnD canon, Fauna is from a nation where Tieflings are seen as curses and evil things, so when her firstborn was a Tiefling, well. That didn't go great. Avery's little brother, Miri, was born when Avery was four, and the two were very VERY close from the start.

Miri actually died at his mother's hands. She was going for Avery- a decade of tolerating a "devil spawn" for a child, and Avery generally being very "fuck you mom" and an outspoken kid, eventually snapped. Miri got in the way, and ended up dying. This is actually the core of Avery's little vengeance quest that they went on (and finished) in our campaign- they tracked their mother down to the nation of Elas and killed her. Kind of dark justice for both Miri and Pavel- Avery's dad- who took his own life when Avery was fifteen.

On a lighter note, I do have a twin AU that started with my playthrough of BG3, but THAT is a story for another time (and maybe not a story for the puritan hellsite).