#ok logging off to write see ya fuckers

[melloneah]

if i wanna release chap 3 of smokescreen for 420 imma need to hurry TF UP

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 29.08.19 lb

starting off itself with this mataji. nahi chahiye.

raima's baba is also in the picture. why he living somewhere separately from the mom and comatose daughter?

mumbai is such a bloody big city???? honestly, she's acting like it's an apartment complex and rohit is the watchman, ki uska saamna kiye bagair ghus hi nahi sakte.  

oh boy, sapiens3 se karenge treatment.

ughhhhhhhhhhh every minute i have to watch her makes me want to claw my skin off.

AUNTY AAP DECIDE KARLO AAP KO KYA PYAARI HAI, BETI KI JAAN YA ROHIT KA CHEHRA NA DEKHNA. god, honestly.

raima already giving all of us the middle finger.

oh boy, this girl just doesn't learn. he just compared you to his ex and you're still floating around on heart shaped clouds. come the fuck on, sona.

normally i would get mad at suman, but today i feel like this conversation was needed to shake some sense into sona.

god desis and their shaadi obsession. na raaton ko neend, na din ko chain, till the fruit of their loins is bound in holy matrimony.

i live for these tiny, casual, unscripted moments of bromance!

oh god janmaastami par bhi naach gaana karte hain yeh log.

rohan/tanya are hellbent on making yk leave his marketing job to become full-time family function singer.

yeh kaisa surprise hua??? one, you already told everyone, and two...... it's not even a.... ok chodo. won’t nitpick.

EVEN IF THIS WAS A LEGIT RELATIONSHIP ROHIT'S OBJECTIONS ARE 100% VALID. i would fucking freak if i had to meet my S.O.'s 60 thousand relatives any time before the wedding.

for once ajit is talking sense and helping rohit out, instead of adding to his problems.

ouffffffff veeeeeeeeena. i know you're desperate to get a bahu but calm down!

i love these two idiots so much.

good lord veena toh just needs an excuse to get sona to come over.

this time i'm on nishi's side. roz roz kya function pe sonakshi ko bulaana???

lmao look at these idiots’ faces as they watch the drama.

omfg akash shut the fuck up. your thing isn't even related to the matter at hand? kuch bhi. #teamNishi

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, yk! #weStanAGoodMan

no rohit! do not trust your enthu cutlet mom with this!

aw, why did they cut yk holding nishi's hand to persuade her, from the frame??!!!! i wanna see their middle-aged marital cuteness!

ugh back to raima's mummy. *applies calamine lotion on the hives already rising up on my arms at the sight of her*

YES PLS LET DR. DIMPY HANDLE IT. PLS.

oh god veena. bhoot ki tarah aise kyun mandaraaa rahi ho?????? i love you, i do, but you need to give your grownass kid some goddamn space.

i am rohit.

ok yk but back when you were wooing nishi some 20-25 years ago, mumbai traffic ka bhi toh yeh haal nahi tha? why do ppl forget all that when they start reminiscing about the good old days?

trollololololol.

lmao sona's freaked out seeing his weirdass smile.

awwwwww mummy waali bonding. cute cute cute.

jfc veena went and liked every single pic of sona's on insta.

"yeh mat kehna ki meri mom tumhe mujhse zyaada pasand karti hai."

"mujhe toh lagta hai!" haha she's sooooo cuteee.

ugh. look at this pint-sized homewrecker getting all excited to go mess around with a married man.

hey wardrobe, would it kill y'all to give her a dress that fits? the shoulder of her dress is literally falling off.

what is today, opposite day? i'm agreeing more with suman and kinda annoyed with veena.

hahahahahahhaha ravi ka tanka bhid gaya sunita ke saath!

lol the contrast in their expressions.

rohit ravi ka baap hai kya, jo aisa bhadak raha hai? teri khud ki love life toh hai nahi, usse bhi nahi banane dega, manhoos?

sona is the mosttttttttt wholesome.

"haan jao. gaadi bhi le jao! main bus mein chala jaoonga!"

sona jaisi boss ho, warna na ho.

haaaye, the graceful sass with which she shut him down.

"bilkul biwi waala rob dikha rahi ho."

a moment of shiny eyes.

and this fucker blows it all up to shit.

ROHIT YOU ASSHOLE YOU DO NOT DESERVE THIS PURE BEAN.

oh god i really do not care for this party of try-hards.

tanya does NOT deserve this bullshit. she's a sweet girl who's being massively fucked over by these absolute douchewaffles.

i have never seen anyone THIS excited for a game of rummy, of all things.

today in cishet men are the fucking grossest.

oh boy, the baby stories are coming out.

uncle really went there, and rohit is giving him suchhhhhh a "just fucking try me, pops. i WILL fuck you up." look.

sona noticed what literally everyone in the house has overlooked for god-knows-how-many decades.

baby bro to the rescue. *pats his floofy head*

but also threatening to out some secrets.

this is the big scandalous secret? that he wears socks to sleep? pft.

lol sippy family ka menu toh ab sona ke pasand/naapasand ke hisaab se decide hoga.

god she came all the way here and now has to go all the way back to goregaon for dinner. you sippys need to give her some damn breathing room. or a flat here in SoBo.

"............ kal phir??"

god i am practically dying from second hand empathy for her. bhagwan dushman ko bhi aise roz back-to-back social engagements na de. 

lol nishi's glee at suman not being able to come.

oh god veena, make like elsa and LET IT GO. HONESTLY.

"aa jao please. hum sab ko achcha lagega."

BRO WHUT....... SUBAAH HI TOH YOU DIDN’T WANT HER TO COME. AND NOW YOU'RE........ honestly, stop being such a selfish twat. what, she can't possibly have plans of her own for janmaashtami?? seedha seedha bol bhi nahi raha that YOU want her to come, taake she feels happy about it, and not pressured into it for the sake of this drama. god i hate men and their inability to articulate their feelings.

and suman was right, sona is too emotionally soft and koi bhi just takes faayda of it.

bless yk for making her feel welcome and wanted (since a certain somebody else, didn’t.........) 

oh god she wants mahaepisode type celebrations.

yeh sunke rohit ka sanskaari ‘omg mere family se kitna ghul-mil gayi hai!’ boner jaag utha.

uhhhhhhhhh, you work like.... 16 hour shifts, how the hell you gonna do these arrangements, that too in SOMEONE ELSE'S house, that’s like 3 hours away from your own????

lmao i really relate with nishi today. they need to write her more like this, wry and caustically polite, mostly keeping her no-holds-barred thoughts to herself/yk.

um, set ki art director ko set pe kaam nahi hai kya, that she'll come here and decorate your nakli boo-thang's house for a pooja???

lol big time mood, nishi. forever and ever.