#but today is fucking busted
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owlbelly · 1 day ago
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absolute fucking joke of a day
went out to do yard work to destress, stepped in a hole covered by grass, sprained my weak ankle :’)
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keymintt · 1 year ago
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a comic/zine about coyotes
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vitrificvitriol · 4 months ago
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Entertaining himself
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nebquerna · 9 months ago
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oozeandgoo-art · 8 months ago
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@toniyx won you guys a post in spite of my extremely busy week, everyone go thank them for the costume-makeup blood sacrifice :D
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palms-upturned · 7 months ago
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jrueships · 2 months ago
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Bought one of my lil nephew giannis shoes for his birthday bcs he loves giannis and these are some of the ugliest fucking things I have ever laid my eyes on in my life. anyways it's his bday today so i gave them to him. but they are so ugly. he loves them
#i am not a sneakerhead#i wish i could be . finacially i can be. but mentally i cannot#i am not a car guy either. i could. but i cant mentally#bcs the only time id get smthing pretty is to look at it. and keep it safe#and then id want to km$ for not using smthing thats intended to be used bcs i hate wasted potential#once i got these rlly nice shoes#ive worn them once when i was trying them on#and i hate myself every day for doing that but also i just cant get them dirty#BUT I HATE THAT#some ppl can do that. they get a million things and only use it once and yea i COULD but psychologically i just CANT#im friends with a lot of sneakerheads and chain wearers and while i cant mentally make myself one#i can understand why they can#like ppl always wanna excuse not helping ppl by pointing at the stuff they already have#like oh u can buy urself a chain but cant buy ur momma and u a nicer place to live#like ok so credit scores are not existent then. especially when ppl use that phrase against ppl growing into crime like#yes they are making money now but is it good clean money? no. thats not gonna go into smthing long term n hefty like a house#chains are a rlly big thing bcs sometimes some jewelers just dont ask questions. hence bmf's jeweler getting roped into their crime schemes#any business can be like that btw. like michael jacksons doctor getting paid to kill him. the difficulty lvl just changes#and also. random ppl make fun of the stuff they can see or hear right in front of them#random ppl can and will make u feel bad abt any little thing they know or see the best bcs theyre assholes like that#u wear shoes all the time everywhere. thats more and more eyes noticing how old/dirty ur shoes are#or ur cars old n busted or ur phones a fucking android like it doesnt matter. the more ppl can see. the more theyll know#the more sensitive u get abt whats actually small to u at the start but big 2 them n then it gets big 2 u#anyways yea so like. i get it. i dont do it but i can see why others do#anyways yea these shoes are so ugly lol like i dont buy merch of my favs unless the style matches mine personally#he just liked them bcs they were giannis tbh n then i pointed out they were modeled after 1 of the jerseys#which made he rlly want them a while back so i surprised him today#but yea these things are ugly lol im glad he likes them but ew LMFAO
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dreamlogic · 5 months ago
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finally got a job & then my car's engine immediately started smoking on the way home from meeting my supervisors & filling out tax paperwork. 🫠
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nsfwitchy2 · 4 months ago
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Hi if you haven't already I recommend blocking A LOT of political and specifically trump tags
He was just shot at moments ago and injured and the tankie posts are going to be terrible and mentally bad .
First of all thank you so much for the recommendation and encouraging/helping me look after my mental health, I do genuinely appreciate it anon 💞💞
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Second of all
HEY
WHAT
FUCKING W H A T
IS THIS HOW IM GETTING MY NEWS FROM NOW ON???? THROUGH TUMBLR ANON????? ON G O D ? ? SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT SOMEONE ACTUALLY SHOT DONALD TRUMP!?
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todayisafridaynight · 11 months ago
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cant stress how obsessed i am with yamaguchis shirt
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casualcryptids · 10 months ago
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they praise jesus for walking on water but not me when I hydroplane my car :(
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antisocialxconstruct · 8 months ago
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eonars · 8 months ago
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within the last 10 days or so i have:
taught a fourth grader what trepanning is
defined "political landscape" as "just kind of the vibes"
accidentally laughed OUT LOUD at a ninth grader's 13th reason joke
showed a fifth grader playing with pipe cleaners louise bourgeois maman sculptures bc his creation reminded me of them and blowing his mind
called machiavelli a corny blowhard
made my own 13th reason joke back at the ninth grader
somehow stayed employed 👍
got my boss to be a professional reference for me 👍👍
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thatscribblingrat · 1 year ago
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hrn.
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lovely-english-rose · 7 days ago
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if yall can spam the shit outta me with boops yall can rb some art too
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soapypartiallycleandishes · 2 months ago
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God I hate my fucjing JOB so fucking much
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