#but this was funnier

[lifetimeoftired]

Thought more on the 'Batfam in Danny's world' stuff.

Red Robin: What is this? -holds up a clunky early 2000s device he found in Danny's room between his pinched fingers, like it might bite him- Danny: Oh, my PDA? Tucker insisted on buying it for me but honestly I'm not really that great with tech so I don't use it much. He usually follows me around trying to manage my schedule with it. Red Robin: Concerning but, more concerning, this thing... Works? Danny: It's the latest model, so it should? Red Robin: Latest... -trying not to cringe- How do you connect to the internet on it? Or take pictures? Danny, with genuine excitement: Your PDA can do that!? Man, that sounds way cooler than the plastic that lets you see all the stuff inside! Red Robin: I'm In Hell.

Spoiler: Having villains for parents is the worst right? Danny: I mean, my mom accidentally brings the food to life and it tries to bite us. But the keyword is 'accidentally'. They're mostly harmless. Spoiler: They literally just shot at you??? Danny: They shot at Phantom. They don't know it's actually me you know? Also I don't even worry about it. They don't have very good aim since I'm not a danger to them and Dad only gets badass when mom is in danger. Mom's always a badass but it's good dodging practice. Besides, I'd be more worried about them dissecting me, what with the whole, I'm technically an entirely different species that they've been studying their whole life and don't think I'm sentient anymore. But y'know it's whatever. They're not actually all that bad and I know they love me deep down. Spoiler: I'm not sure whether to borrow Hood's guns and shoot you myself or kidnap you away from here and force Batman to adopt you. Danny: Wha-

Danny: Alright a few more adjustments aaaaand there! Signal: Oh wow! Thanks! It's nuce to be able to see again without getting black spots on my vision. There's so many ghosts around it can be hard to see. Danny, biting his lip trying not to laugh: No problem. Signa;: .... What? Danny: Nothing! You look great dude! Signal: ....... Danny: ....... Signal: What did you put on my face!? Danny: Sun glasses! Signal: -skids to a halt in front of mirror and sure enough they're sun glasses. But they're triangular and the hooks go aaaall the way up to hook around the bat-ear points and look completely ridiculous- Danny Why :( Danny: -trying to say 'sorry' through his giggles, but he's not really sorry-

Danny: Uuuuh Red Hood I can't see your face, but I'm kinda worried about how many guns you're loading right now. Red Hood: I just want your 15th birthday party to be safe, okay? Danny: I'll be fine? It'd be nice if the other ghosts gave me a day off sure, but fighting them seems safer. I don't really want my mom to bake a cake anyway. Knowing her it'd just come alive so if they forget this year it's fine. I'm just, those are real guns man. They're dangerous. Red Hood: They are. -cocks gun- For Them.

Robin: >:( Danny: It was a nice try. Robin: Do not patronize me Fenton! Danny: I don't know why or how, but that sounds even more insulting than when Dash does it... Robin: This is an indignity! Fighting immortals entities that cannot be harmed by blade is one thing- but I will not accept being spoken to like a child! Skulker will return and taste my fury! Danny: Hey calm down alright? Robin: Do not test my patience! Danny: I heard you like animals. Wanna meet my purple back gorilla friend? She's really nice and is easy to talk to. Robin: .... The gorilla... doesn't speak does she? Danny: Haha no of course not! I learned her language instead. Robin: ... You are a strange man. However I will accept your proposal for now and I insist you teach me every form of communication with her.

Orphan: :( Danny, who's always been able to understand Cass perfectly, much to the mystery of the batfam and her delight: Aw Cass, I love you guys too. It's been great having your family around- and really I'm flattered! But I can't be your new brother, I'm sorry, but we do live in different realities. Besides, I think I've had enough of people trying to adopt me. Orphan: ? Danny: Yeah my godfather is a total fruitloop. Always trying to kill my dad and marry my mom who hates his guts and get me to call him father instead. Like, he even tried to clone me and copy my brain into a new body right? Or that time he rigged the election to become mayor just to mess with me. And hiring actually competent ghost hunters so I'd quit (kinda wish I could quit actually but it's fine). His obsession with me can get out of hand sometimes you see. Orphan: >:( -cracks knuckles- Danny: What? No! I don't need protecting really! I can handle him just fine. Now that I'm thinking about it though, I dunno what he'd do with Jazz. He never seems to actually talk about her beyond that one time he tried to get her to attack me- huh? Orphan: -disappeared- Danny: ...... That probably won't come back to haunt me.

[an-excellent-choice]

So, I have been musing about how Lorroakan mocked Gale for losing his status as Mystra's chosen and I just can't ignore that there is high possibility of Gale being judged or looked down by his peers even when he returns after saving baldurs gate to becomes a professor.

He had a great fall from grace and even though he was able to earn back Mystra's forgiveness, He wasn't really the same as he was in his prime and he now lacks Mystra's buffs that he had when he was chosen.

After everything though, Gale might not be a wizard as powerful as he before but he now is a better wizard.

Gale doesn't rely on his most powerful spells to fix everything.

He thinks on his feet. Rather than using a spell slot to defend himself from an attacker that got too close.

Gale just throat punches the attacker

[palossssssand]

happy halloween

[firelise]

♪ I'm fuckin' on heart-throbs, I got yo favorite rapper blocked, I heard the dick was whack, yo favorite athlete screamin' "Text me back!" ONLY FRIENDS as SZA Lyrics 2/? -> SMOKING ON MY EX PACK

[gaysforbyler]

Gonna be super transparent here

🫥

[blu3cl0v3rs]

wait fuck we're mutuals??? why the hell are you following me

anyways guess you get trick or treated too!

Idk, you post Ninjago content and ur funny, so follow-

Thank you!

Trick.

He runs away with all of your candy.

[soath]

[starscelly]

wedge being beheaded

dal@stl 4.12.23

[nikkiruncks]

"I'm sorry, babe, but you're both important to me. But Jay's had my back for the past 12 years, and you've had my front for the last six months. I can't choose."

Jay & Nate [That '90s Show]

[sparxwrites]

Twitch Plays Pokemon (but the pokemon is technoblade)

(yes, yes, techno streamed on twitch. hush. also, round of applause for me finishing this like a full year and a half after starting this. also the cws are... well. there is eye trauma, but it's not terribly graphic, so don't let that put you off.) cw eye trauma, blindness, weird fourth wall breaks, technoblade being satisfyingly competent, chat being annoying, ambiguous techno-and-philza telationship

Technoblade has… probably been in worse situations than this before.

Sure, he can’t think of any of them right now. Sure, taking an unknown potion to the face from an unseen assailant – who’s he kidding, it’s Dream, of course it’s Dream, there’s no one else on this server crazy enough to attack him and good enough to pull it off – is a pretty bad situation. Sure, blind from an unknown potion to the face in the middle of a forest, mild from hole, with the sun going down, is kind of a really pretty bad situation.

But he’s got to have been in a worse situation before, some time. The fact he can’t think of one right now is probably just some kind of temporary memory lapse.

Probably something to do with the awful, burning pain in his face and hands, too.

“So, uh, Chat,” he says, staring into darkness. “We’ve got some stuff happenin’. You might have noticed. We’ve got a bit of a situation developin’ here. What with it bein’ night and all, and me bein’– injured, and all. I mean. We’re fine, of course, everythin’ is under control, but I’d definitely all it a situation.”

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[randomuniversityquotes]

*Grunting sound* *Yeets dead whiteboard marker across the front of the lecture hall at a trashcan* *x2* *uses a third marker that finally works* "Yeaaahhhhh" (Physics prof. in a gobliny voice) Later that same lecture... "Nehh" (sounding slightly in pain??) *chucks ANOTHER dead marker*

[deedoop]

I've been a vegetarian for six years but man do I crave that ass

[silvercaptain24]

Still have a ton to do?

Check

Picture person coming at 1 to put the house on the market?

Check

Time to blast EPIC in my headphones and finish my coffee?

Double check.

Do I work at 1:30?

Yes.

[procyongaaay]

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

[pukad0n]

this is killing me. get cherried idiot

[newtid]

in spirit i am a 7th grade boy