#but this shit is ridiculous
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oh my god fuck off i cant believe i literally chose the most random celebrity i could think of for my Sexy Humansona transformers post and it turns out lindsey lohan is canonically bumblebee's humansona or some shit. deeply unserious franchise.
#i knew about overlord's thing that's what partially inspired me#but this shit is ridiculous#maccadam#transformers
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In the immortal words of Gordon Bombay:
#at this point all i can do is laugh#if half the team really is sick than im not gonna stress over one game...let them recover and move on from this one#but this shit is ridiculous#toronto maple leafs#leafs lb
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I think I’ll take mucinex actually.
#usually I’m a fuck it we ball I’ll die without meds kinda gal#but this shit is ridiculous#I get weird on mucinex tho. so get ready I guess
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We're LONG past it. I've been through the cesspool that is Twitter. Not only are pro-pal tweet threads filled to the brim with people who think like this, there are people who have stated it with no one there criticizing them for it.
How close are we to leftists saying "you know, if (((they))) got kicked out of 106 countries, it must have been for a reason..."
#jewish#judaism#jumblr#antisemitism#israel#am yisrael chai#tvp discourse#i'm a goy#but this shit is ridiculous
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A continuation of my previous Skywalker Twins comic - feat Yoda part 3
#okay but like how the heck do you transliterate Yoda’s laugh in a way that doesn’t look ridiculous#also wow I can’t believe how much lovely feedback I got on the first one of these! thanks yall#Star Wars#starwarsblr#leia organa#princess leia#luke skywalker#space twins#skywalker twins#han solo#yoda#force ghost#I think Hans picked up a lot of information about the force through osmosis#he’s just being a little shit#force sensitive Leia
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so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.
and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.
...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.
see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.
while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.
especially if the president of the united states is on board.
yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.
and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."
but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.
...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.
not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.
yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.
but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire
#kai rambles#so like#i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like#i dont really care for warships#i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them#apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod#or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter#like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED#but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water#william d porter#uss william d porter#ww2#world war 2#world war ii#warships#again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny#uss iowa#fdr#franklin d. roosevelt#this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck#shipposting
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supernatural movie reboot but its a ghostfacers mockumentary about their attempt to make a “serious film” about sam and dean winchester. opens on ed and harry going “CUT!” and the camera pans to a guy that looks kind of like jared padalecki pulling off a party city wig. turns out the finale was actually part of the ghostfacer’s retelling of supernatural. Sam Dean and Castiel spend the entire movie chasing after ed and harry trying to stop the thing being made. (its a huge commercial success and they screen it at the destiel wedding)
#supernatural#spn#also ed and harry track down all the supporting characters for an interview and they make up ridiculous shit to try get it into the movie#rowena: oh yes dear poor dean died! he was pegged to death im afraid 😧#dean: im still ALIVE#garth: and then poor cas went to gay superhell! ghostfacers: omg 😳 just like corbett#claire: yeah rip dean fly high buddy 🙏#charlie: i heard his car was flown up to heaven with him 😫#eileen: and then sam left me for a blurry tradwife 😤#dean and cas have to leave the honeymoon earlt to try and track them down but none of their friends will rat on ed and harry cause they#all think its hilarious#the ghostfacers#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#sam winchester
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Kind of a random hill to die on rn but "You'd eat this thing you hate if you got hungry enough" does not set a reasonable expectation of what "hungry enough" means for people with food problems.
Like, are we talking "stomach grumbling" hungry enough, or "can't stand up" hungry enough? Cause personally, I can make myself eat a bit of a pork chop if I'm barfy and shaking and can't see straight anymore, but if it's down to "black out for three days and wake up angry and confused" or "willingly swallow prosciutto", I'm having sleep for dinner. And I know this from experience.
People without food problems don't seem to understand this and it drives me insane. "Hungry enough" is for shit like chewing drywall because the alternative is death or cannibalism.
If I say I can't eat something, It means I can't eat it. It Is Not Edible To Me. It's not even appetizing. It literally does not register as food. You might as well hand me a rubber duck.
And it's frustrating!! Trust me, I wish I wasn't like this, too!! This isn't a choice!! I know it can be rude!! It's embarassing!! It's complicated and annoying and irrational!! That doesn't fix the problem!!
I just wish people didn't treat this sort of thing as "being picky" or lacking willpower or basic manners or something. I can't make myself eat certain foods the way you probably couldn't cut your own fingers off. Does that make sense? It's not just food. Fuck
#Food#Venting#Rant#Hunger#Disordered eating#texture issues#Food issues#It's ridiculous enough to live like this as a kid#I shouldn't have to put up with this bullshit as an adult too#Fucking shit
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jimin was born a very small, distinguished gentleman
#jimin#jimin*#park jimin#pjmdaily#jungkook#jungkook*#jeon jungkook#jikook#are you sure?!#btsedit#btsgif#dailybts#userpat#underbetelgeuse#trackofthesoul#userdimple#annietrack#usersky#usersan#*gifs#this is HIDEOUS but it was so funny and ridiculous i had to gif it#jimin just says shit and jk takes even further bc why are you bringing up umbilical cords
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TMA au but it’s just Gerry posting insane things like “here’s *another piece of his art which is super impressive* sorry it took so long I was in prison” and “hey I haven’t been active for two months I was tracking down a cult got into a fight with a member and we both landed in a hospital (he died but that was not because of the fight)” and his comments are just people spamming “WHO ARE YOU???”
#he has the life of an ao3 fanfic writer#he giver Jon the password to his account and tells him to make a post about his death and make it sound ridiculous but believable#for normal ppl#maybe also to reveal his identity for shits and giggles he’s dead why would he care#the magnus archives#tma#tma podcast#gerard keay#gerry keay#my tma aus#this is similar to the yt au but it’s just because I live for socmeds#and exposing normal people to insane thtings
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it's always distinguished lesbian momo with disaster gay todoroki. we need to flip the script. disaster lesbian momo with distinguished gay todoroki. tddk are practically living together in shouto's japanese style dorm meanwhile momo flies in every morning, hair a mess, slamming that shoji door open, talkin bout "todoroki-kun! kyouka touched my knee this morning! do you think she likes me????"
#momo 2 seconds later: oh good morning midoriya-san. i hope i didnt disturb your sleep. anyway todoroki-kun pleaaase tell me what to do#i like this idea of prim and proper momo becoming a disaster over her gay little crush on jirou#tddk got their shit together 3 months into being friends. tdrk just confessed in that blunt way of his and now they're practically married#izuku's dorm room is his extra closet space for all might merch#they share a futon ffs#on the other hand momo's internal dialogue is just: hnnnng kyouka prettyyyy kyouka strong kyouka kissable#momo having debriefing sessions with tdrk every morning is so funny to me#izk thinks its ridiculous bc c'mon kyouka's crush on momo is visible from the moon#just tell her you like her yaoyorozu-san!!#yaoyorozu momo#jirou kyouka#todoroki shouto#midoriya izuku#tododeku#momojirou#tddk#bnha
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head up if you don’t want tumblrs partnered ai companies automatically scraping your blog for image datasets, you need to manually opt out.
You can’t do this in the app rn (apparently you can but I couldn’t find it so you might have to update), only the desktop version or web browser on your phone. It will also need to be done for every sideblog you have.
You find it by opening up your blog settings > scroll down to visibility > prevent third party sharing
As an aside, I’d thoroughly recommend opting out of having your blog scraped, even if you’re not an artist. Afaik Tumblr hasn’t explicitly stated which companies they’ll be partnering with, but the vagueness of that wording is really alarming.
These datasets use a lot of selfies for photorealistic results, moderation of who has access to these datasets is notoriously ass, and a lot of AI engines are being used to generate pornography and racist imagery (you can see this rn with the rise of ai generated propaganda). While ‘your likeness is used in an awful generated image without your consent’ IS a worst case scenario, it’s a really upsetting one. Protect yourselves.
#dis.txt#ai discourse#ik this is all on tumblr faq but i can’t stomach reblogging their ridiculous staff post#it’s not staffs fault bc matt has been salivating at the chance for this for months now apparently#but the language rly cushions from how shit this is#faq
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Finally gaining approval and popularity in a world you always craved being a part of vs. watching the other person enjoying the very thing you're trying to escape
One difference:
#i honestly think stede stays quietly behind because he thinks he doesn't deserve better than to be ridiculed and ignored#while ed leaves before things go to shit because he's 1) panicking and 2) can't allow himself to be loved for real yet#meaning he can't step in like stede did when things start going wrong (but i wonder if the fight with zheng would've happened if he stayed)#this has been bouncing around in my head since thursday but i've never struggled more with a gifset lmao#these were hell to color and i gave up making this coherent bye#ofmd s2 spoilers#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmdedit#ofmdsource#ofmd gifs#ida.stuff#ofmd 2x7#ofmd s2#edward teach#stede bonnet
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Okay so we all know the Bad Batch is unhinged, right? And they have a bunch of crazy plans, right?
How probable is it that they had a classic “flirt as a diversion method” plan?
#I’d put money on it#the real question is who do they usually send to flirt as a distraction?#it obviously wouldn’t be the same guy every time#also what kind of ridiculous shit are they doing to flirt?#now I’m picturing idk Crosshair doing the classic leg reveal from around a corner move you see in cartoons#star wars tbb#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch#tbb crosshair#arc trooper echo#tbb echo#tbb tech#tbb hunter#tbb wrecker
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I love the idea that everything (positive) that Lila lies about somehow comes true for Marinette.
Lila lies about having connections to the queen of England? Suddenly, Marinette is getting regular commissions from the queen herself and forms quite the acquaintance-ship w the royal family.
Lila "is practically family" to an Italian mafia? Marinettes grandmother has quite an eccentric background, and through her, Marinette somehow manages to get a local Italian Mafia to pseudo-adopt her. (Only because she refused to actually be adopted, much to their disappointment)
Lila "went on tour" with Jagged Stone? Guess who wants his favorite designer to accompany him for his U.S. tour during the summer?
Oh, Lila says she acted in a movie for Graham de Vanily Films? Guess who ends up accidentally staring in a Graham de Vanily film?
I just want all the positive things that Lila lies about to happen to Marinette, who is sufficiently surprised every time (you'd think she'd be used to it by now), meanwhile, in the background, Lila gets progressively more pissed.
And the worst part? Every time she tries to upstage Marinette with something even bigger and grander than Marrinettes' own accomplishments? No matter how ridiculous, Marinette somehow ends up stumbling upon That. Exact. Opportunity.
It's incredibly frustrating.
You could say Marinette has some miraculous luck, despite how adamantly Tikki denies any involvement in these increasingly ridiculous turns of events.
All in all; Lila is frustrated, Marinette is frustrated, and Tikki is very amused (as are Adrien and Plagg, who watch this shit-show from the background).
#miraculous ladybug#miraculous#mlb#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#ladybug#chat noir#lila rossi#tikki#plagg#tikki and plagg#tikki blames marinettes luck on her finding a face up penny on the ground two months ago#marinette thinks tikki is full of shit#tikki knows shes full of shit#this is tikkis way of protecting her lil' bug#adrien catches onto the patten and encourages lilas more ridiculous lies#adrien asks lila about her relations to american superheroes just to see how the fuck fates gonna pull that shit off#then their class wins a month long trip to gotham and/or New York#adrien thinks its funny#marinette wants to smack adrien across the head everytime she sees him talking to lila#because she just knows hes asking her about something thats gonna flip her life around for the hundreth fucking time#Marinette is so done#she wants out of this hell hole#tikki says no#all luck au
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his black hole heart and anti matter tears have bewitched me, body and soul
#megatron#transformers#maccadam#me when a character is compared to a black hole: holy shit. oh my god . oh fuck#this idea was initially created on aug 23rd 2023#and now we are here . lmfao#truly ridiculous how long it has taken but frankly its still true#his black hole heart and anti matter tears do still have me bewitched#body and soul
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