#but this new man is insane
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i see the gorjus guy and i literally cannot believe my eyes i think hes even more beautiful than the other beautiful men i have seen in university thus far
#recency bias perhaps#but like#it’s so crazy#u guys would not believe#i feel like if you follow me we must have at least a little bit of similar taste#and when i say this guy is gorjus i mean GORJUS#so even if we didnt. u people would understand me#i usually will see cute guys and be like oh ok hes cute#even the only guy i actually ever liked at uni#like he was adorable#and i still like him as a person way more than all others#but this new man is insane#i literally cant even explain it#just wow#WOW
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i wanted to show them the stars.
#fanart#draws#gravity falls#bill cipher#the book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#gfalls#illustration#digital art#watercolor#me: oh man art fight is over i'm probably going to lose my art motivation now :/#the triangle bastard bursting into my room at mach speed:#also translation for the ciphers in the bg are as follows:#repeating ones that fade out are just ''why did you do it'' over and over to ref the video of him w scalene and euclid on the website#and the verse next to him reads ''oh little billy / what have you done / mama's little boy / you've flown too close / to the sun''#can you tell i feel insane about the new lore
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oh my god mitski
#hi tumblr long time no see!#just back to talk about the album#oh my god#going insane#YOU BELIEVED ME LIKE A DOG I BETRAY YOU LIKE A MAN#WAKE UP GIRLS NEW MITSKI DOG METAPHOR JUST DROPPED#I’m your man is literally making me insane
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still brainrotting on life series designs, and now: last life mumbo killsalot jumbo
#trafficblr#mumbo jumbo#mumbo jumbo fanart#life series#last life#last life smp#my art#watching mumbos last life episodes right now and hes a funny man#funny groovy boogie man why is he so tiny#hes still a yellow as of watching so i might have new ideas for his red name outfit#i could. talk about my design ideas for him or anyone in the life series really#someone ask me please#i have no one to talk to about grown adults rping in a minecraft death game im going insane#mcyt
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my stupid idiot vulpes inculta he’s as big as a stop sign
#fnv#fallout#fallout new vegas#vulpes inculta#fnv fanart#my art#caesar’s legion#idk man i’m bored and drawing vulpes#i have so many stupid in game screenshots to share it’s insane
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#art#fanart#my art#original art#doodles#sketch#shitpost?#Splatoon#Splatoon art#Splatoon fanart#Splatoon fan art#Splatoon big man#big man Splatoon#big man#mantaro#Splatoon memes#splatoon 3#i know how weird my tags can be sometimes. I use this as if it was my diary#anyway dear diary i feel like I’m actually going insane#nothing new. just had to say this because idk what else to say and I have to keep my compromise of putting some random hit in my tags#but honestly yeah idk might die tomorrow or something#i have to get up early tomorrow#but im here having a crisis then drawing the possible ways that big man can carry a#crossbody bag
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└6'7" rookie matt rempe stripping during his first nhl penalty after his first nhl fight in his first nhl game | nhl stadium series 2024: nyr vs. nyi | 2.18.24
#matt rempe#new york rangers#rangersedit#nhl stadium series 2024#obsessed with this man#he's the FIRST PLAYER IN HISTORY TO DEBUT IN A STADIUM SERIES AND HE DOES THIS#insane blorbo potential#hockeyedit#mine
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Ed leaning in for a kiss
#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmdedit#ofmd s2 spoilers#blackbonnet#blackbonnetedit#gentlebeard#gentlebeardedit#stede bonnet#edward teach#blackbeard#taika waititi#rhys darby#yes he wanted to kiss stede during the snake scene you can't convince me otherwise#he is literally looking at stede's lips and yearning#anyway making this unlocked some new levels of insanity in me#i've never seen a man look so deeply in love im gonna bite him through the screen STOP THAT#my stuff
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ITS SPIDER MAN!!! LOOK ITS SPIDER MAN!!
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#CAN YOU GUESS MY NEW FAVE SPIDEY??#ANYWAY#saw the movie today and LOVED IT#somehow the artstyle got even better and more insane??#loving it fr#pavitr prabhakar my beloved <33#HE IS SO SILLY#i went HAM with the screen tones with this one#just wanted to have a bit of fun#IN LOVE with how the gold turned out!!#art#my art#raes art#digital art#pavitr prabhakar#across the spiderverse#spider man: across the spider verse#spiderman#atsv#satsv#spiderman india
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I want to kiss this sad wet cat passionately
#David with sideburns is a match made in heaven#yes im asexual#im also insanely feral for this man#and any character played by david#sad wet cat#sad wet pathetic cat with a mustache#phileas fogg#david tennant#around the world in 80 days#my pookie princess#David Tennant 🤝 Autistic Characters#I think these pics are from pinterest and various news articles about the show#but im not completely sure as I saved them like a year ago#so if anyone knows where they're from lmk because they are BEAUTIFUL#gif warning
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Zack Fair had:
A girl who spent 4 years pining after him to the point she chased an afterimage of him (Aerith)
A girl who looked after his parents and his hometown due to sheer guilt and devotion (Cissnei)
A boy who spent 4 years trying to find him after he went missing (Kunsel)
And a boy who adopted his entire being and became his legacy after his death (Cloud)
Zack Fair was NOT playing.
#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy 7#final fantasy vii#zack fair#aerith gainsborough#cissnei#cissnei ff7#kunsel#kunsel ff7#cloud strife#THE LOYALTY they had for Zack is INSANE#4 F-ING YEARS AERITH AND KUNSEL COULD NOT LET GO#AND CISSNEI REALLY TOOK IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL#Don't get me started with Cloud man#I made rambles about the two of them it's driving me crazy
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i'm so used to there just being random unidentified bones laying around everywhere in these damn books that it finally occurred to me, just now, to wonder where the bones on new rho came from. y'know, the bones palamedes always tried to teach nona necromancy on.
they're his.
palamedes, who always loved teaching, living on borrowed time in a body that's not his own. palamedes, mentoring, teaching- parenting, by sixth standards, mind you. and that boy is sixth, through and through.
and the entire point of teaching nona necromancy in the first place was to try and determine if nona is, well, nonagesimus, right? so it has to be bones, it can't not be bones. bones are, like, her whole thing.
but they're not in the nine houses, anymore. things are different, on new rho.
they burn bones here. dig up the cemeteries. a society terrified of zombies will evolve to dispose of its dead differently.
the only bones he has access to now are his own. (camilla wouldn't let anyone take them- skull or hand, doesn't matter. they're still him, and she doesn't let go, remember? it's her one thing.)
palamedes woke up every morning wearing someone else's body to then gently place the shrapnel of his own in the cupped palms of a girl who's the closest thing he'll ever have to a daughter and try to teach her- how did the angel put it, again? normal school, as much as possible, for as long as possible.
(but hey, in a roundabout way, at least it's a chance for him to touch camilla again, right? nevermind that she's not there to feel any of it because he's in the driver's seat, that he can only stay for fifteen minutes at a time. it's atoms that belong to camilla touching atoms that used to belong to him, and that's close enough. he'll take what he can get, these days- if she can be their flesh, he can be the end. so what if holding his own bones is a mindfuck? so what if looking at them makes him nauseous? surely he can suck it up and deal with it for fifteen minutes. it's the least he can do— his poor camilla was the one who had to scrape the bloody pulp of them off the floors of canaan house.)
(speaking of, here's a fun fact: we actually only see nona practicing with the bones one time, on-page. camilla's final line in that scene, before palamedes takes over, is none other than: 'keep going. there are some bones left.' ow!)
remember, too, that the only part of dulcinea, the real dulcinea, that palamedes ever physically touched, was her tooth- the one that ianthe gave him, pulled from the ashes cytherea burnt her down to. he only ever touched dulcie once, and it wasn't until after she was already gone, but that doesn't matter- it still happened, and you can't take loved away.
in this same roundabout, bittersweet, by-proxy sort of way, palamedes has been physically touched by nona, too: the atoms she currently occupies, touching atoms that he used to occupy, and never will again.
the main interaction we've seen between palamedes and his mother took place back on the sixth, with her acting as mentor and him as pupil: the two of them studying a set of hand bones, juno encouraging him every step of the way.
we know that harrowhark's "most vivid memory of her mother was of her hands guiding harrow's over an inexpertly rendered portion of skull, her fingers encircling the fat baby bracelets of harrow's wrists, tightening this cuff to indicate correct technique."
they're still small for a nineteen year old, but the wrists are bigger, in this new set of memories nona's making. and it's not an inexpertly rendered portion of skull anymore- it's a hand, now, albeit one crafted from [a piece of skull reassembled (painstakingly—passionately—laboriously reassembled) from fragments, manually, and not by a bone magician, from the skull of someone who, soon after death or symptomatically during, had exploded.] and the identity and origin of these bones is no mystery at all. they belong to palamedes, and he's consented to their use for this purpose, and that matters.
but the details are just set dressing, really. the foundation of the memory is the same.
palamedes and his mother, juno and her son.
harrow and her mother; pelleamena and her daughter.
nona and her father-mother-teacher; palamedes and his daughter.
#these fucking books. every 2-3 business days i'll find some new detail to be insane about#this post took me like three hours to write. what the fuck#palamedes sextus#nona the ninth#the locked tomb#nona#palamedes the sixth#tlt#ntn#camilla hect#tlt spoilers#pal honey. im :( :( :(#spiritually that man is a MOM okay! there's a reason tamsyn specifically assigned him the same imagery in this scene#that she's been using to represent crucial bonding moments between mother/mother figure and child/child figure#that and the 'sextus you'll make a very irritating wife someday' joke and cam's 'i'll talk to your mother later' face#ie: talk to palamedes about nona#that boy is momcoded i don't make the rules!
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mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.
now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.
He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.
(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)
The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.
The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.
And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.
(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)
The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.
anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)
#mxtx svsss#svsss au#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#disciple shen yuan#scum villain#svsss#*points at SQQ/SY* i want him to go nuts. as a treat. let him crumble just a little over the stress of his fate and the stress of survival#and the stress of having a lack of autonomy over a handful of his decisions. starry craves angst and she craves a very specific SQQ angst#he was a number 1 hater back in the day and lbr being a hater takes energyyyy. ive heard that this man was the BIGGEST hater i wanna#see him rip a man to shreds with nothing but his tongue and a voice that could cut marble clean in half. skin a man alive sqq you deserve i#*mortal kombat voice* FINISH HIM#i love without-a-cure but unfortunately i dont think SQQ would be able to have WAC and also survive in the abyss.#the succubi nest that adopted him tried seducing him at first. it didn't work. but he did somehow charm them with his cringefail ways#so now they have a brand new mortal big/little brother to dote on. SQQ is frankly delighted to learn all about succubi culture that doesnt#revolve around sex. he makes quite a few friends/allies in the abyss because of his pure fascination and unbiased desire to learn about#demonic culture and all the different niches and nuances of it across species. he's still going insane tho. like that's not stopping.#there's a single LBH pov chapter in the fic and its frankly so unhinged it was fantastic. he's so possessive. he straight up goes:#'oh SQQ isnt gonna be the next peak lord. he's ascending to heaven with me when i do :)' when Sha Hualing (also peak lord) told him that he#couldn't keep his disciple in the bamboo house all the time. what was SQQ gonna do when LBH ascends and he becomes the new peak lord?#gosh that first chapter is rotating around in my mind so bad. LBH was SO unwell. like losing his actual shit over SQQ near the edge.#i so want to write a oneshot abt this where SQQ is also in hysterics (albeit over slightly diff reasons) and tells LBH on his knees:#'this disciple deeply apologizes to his shizun. for he will not be ascending to the heavens with him.' right before he falls into the abyss#this au being disciple SY is for shits and giggles but i can also see it happening for regular SQQ bc 'fuck it im a dead man either way'#frothing at the mouth at this idea also being a SY-is-SJ au too. for the extra angst of SQQ trying to bear the weight of multiple lives on#his shoulders and trying to figure out what is real and what isn't and if he's meant to suffer in all of his lives no matter what he does.#not once in his life has he ever been free to do what he likes has he? self-hatred to the max. he's going mad. poor boy :]
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TF One Sentinel Prime
#maccadam#transformers#poll#smash or pass#request#tf one#sentinel prime#i want horrible dirty things to happen to this man so so badly. i know for a fact the valveplug is gonna go INSANE#you cant show me a hot evil douchebag getting grabbed by tentacles within an inch of his life and then expect me to NOT sexualize him#i need to smack him with a hammer repeatedly. i need to put him in the blender. i need to run him over with a 2008 honda civic#hasbro giving us this terrible rat bastard man is the equivalent to bringing a shiny new chew toy home for their dog.#crunch crunch squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak
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back on my thangyu bullshit so can we please discuss how absolutely insufferable they would be as a couple. im talking disgusting amounts of pda, borderline exhibitionism, like they do not care who is in the room if namgyu wants kisses then uh oh thanos has to give him kisses.
i mean, we've already seen that namgyu is pretty openly clingy and trails behind thanos like a puppy but just imagine when they start dating how much worser it would be.
the make outs are frankly ridiculous, especially when they start passing pills in each other’s mouths (im sorry apparently this is my thing when it comes to these two) like im talking open mouth french, just sloppy, wet, needy, anywhere, all the time.
all the other players hate them, especially the ones bunked around them because they're not as quiet as they think they are. sneaking around when everyone's sleeping. whimpering a little too loud (namgyu), gasping a little too much (thanos)
god forbid you ever catch one of them alone. accidentally stumble into a solo convo with namgyu and all he asks is 'where is thanos?' and 'have you heard his music?' and and. stars above hope you don't get thanos by himself or all you'll hear is 'where's namsu? i miss my boy!' just two people who can't breathe when they're not next to each other
like we know they're toxic, possessive, territorial freaks and all that but to see it in public, constantly? the other players might just kill them before the next game
#im saying it now these two are my two new chew toys#they make me insane#namgyu you wet wet man#thanos you absolute freak#i hate them i love them ive got a gun pointed at their heads#thangyu#thanos x nam gyu#squid game
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Fionna was so damn h0rny in this episode and I completely support her <3
#fionna and cake#adventure time#simon petrikov#fionna campbell#cake the cat#winter king#the winter king#simoncest#tw sui joke#same simon SAME#I love how much they are doing their best to make simon look EVEN MORE PATHETIC WITH EACH NEW EPISODE#I just wanna give him a hug#when he says 'man I suck...' it broke my heart#but I also felt it very deeply I feel the same lol#I FUKCING LOVE TUMBLRSEXYMAN SIMON OMG#HE DID NOTHING WRONG#candy queen also did nothing wrong I would want to put simon in a blender too <3#EPISODE 6 MADE ME INSANE#tw suicide mention#tw suicide#I'm recovering from a REALLY serious depressive episode so being able to joke about sui feels kinda cathartic...#but I still feel a bit weird about it#BUT that joke was too funny in my head to pass lol
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