#but this is very funny

[neims-skeleton-obsession]

I forgot that skug has. Canonically said this.

rereading bits of deathbringer. Laughing at the wrong times and feeling things /pos

[orangepenguino]

When googling whether Rosh Hashanah starts tonight, tomorrow, or Thursday, my auto corrected swipe typing had a couple of issues, but Google figured it out anyway. L'shana tovah or Happy rush hahahaha to all who celebrate!

[vamptoll]

"I've transcended beyond the needs of silly gender. I'm a woman taking Testosterone just to prove it's possible. I'm breaking the hormone free of it's barriers under a medical treatment entirely! This is the new vision of what womanhood is! Imagine if we all took it and destroyed gender all together!

(6 years later)

NM, I'm a man now."

[the-geek-librarian]

Princess

Slut

Loser

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Yasha is the only logical one right now. Are they going to a deserted island just to be with their friends on a deserted island?

[carriesthewind]

Witch hunter psycho

I saw the this in my inbox and immediately assumed it was the beginning of an ask about fandom I'm not familiar with. (I've been seeing a bunch of Witch Hat Atelier stuff lately.) And it seems like there should definitely be a video game with this name? I googled but the only thing that showed up was a game about "Yuppie Psycho," where the protagonist does end up being a witch hunter? Which honestly, "Witch Hunter Psycho" would have been a much better name, imo.

[wereh0gz]

HC: Sonic can never truly die because he(or at least his soul) can outrun the grim reaper. In 06 when he "died" he was able to be revived since he didn't move on to the afterlife yet : his soul was zipping around on earth evading the grim reaper 😈

Pfft imagine death trying to reap his soul so he can move on and sonic's like "you're too slow!"

[bettsplendens]

[spookieypookie]

I should move here and become a forensic pathologist

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[cork-run]

the names of certain mob-involved trans women have been changed

[dramatic-dolphin]

when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"

the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.

[eikotheblue]

California girls we're unaccountable