#but this is so awful to me

[beepbeepinthecorner]

Ladies and gentlemen, i am displeased to announce, my job is officially so short-staffed that some weeks I have to spend 20 out of 40 hours in decontamination. Lol. Lmao even.

Anyways just endured one of the most brutal shifts I’ve ever had the misfortune of being stuck with. (10 hour decon shifts should NOT be allowed) And this was the second day this week I got to do it this week! Yay! That’s not supposed to happen btw! My back is wrecked and I am completely emotionally sapped bc decon was so atrocious.

Don’t know what I’m talking about? Allow me to explain! I do Sterile Processing for a job, and decontamination is one of the main job processes you can be assigned to in a day. Imagine you’re a dish washer. But you are standing in a 75 degree room with no windows. It’s humid as hell. You are coated head to toe in plastic and rubber. You are shrimp postured over the sink. You are scrubbing. And scrubbing. But it’s not dishes. It’s surgical tools. There are bodily fluids everywhere. There are carts and carts and carts of stuff for you to clean. The operating room keeps giving you more to do. Third party vendors are bringing you more stuff to clean. They say it’s urgent. They need all 30 in the next 3 hours. It’s not possible. But you must do it. Dear god you’re thirsty.

This is the average decon experience (at least for me) ((i need a new career))

Please please please don’t make me do 2 days in decon again. Please

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[chloesimaginationthings]

The Vanessas and Mikes if they met sooner in FNAF..

[notherpuppet]

Comfort character doodles

[gatoburr0]

I HATE how this turned out WITH A PASSION.

[bwooom]

ok. icebreaker-type question. imagine time travel exists, but all of the serious super big things that likely come to mind when time travel is a factor is stuff youre not “qualified” for, as a civilian. what stupid, petty, thing do you use time travel for?

personally, i’d buy this one limited-time pin from a con i had no chance of going to, and also buy some transformers animated toys while they were still being sold.

[tokenducks]

Charles “We’ve got literally forever to figure out what the rest means” Rowland

[astralpenguin]

self care is writing a fic that you’re literally the sole target audience for

[identitty-dickruption]

one of the worst things in the world is that feeling unloveable can (and will) make you act in ways that reinforces itself. I feel unloveable so I don’t respond to messages so people reach out less so I feel unloveable. one of the hardest things in the world is fighting back the brain demons long enough to break the cycle

[saltoru]

being a jujutsu sorcerer and a parent rarely ends well. sorcerers who have to fight for their lives everyday barely have any time and energy even for themselves. adding babies to the picture is hard to imagine.

but gojo was determined to balance his work and personal life when you entered his life, which is why he has a baby girl strapped to his chest as he holds up his hand and crosses his fingers, already to send a special grade curse into his domain.

"daddy~" his baby babbles, cheek squished against his purple uniform.

"yes, baby?" gojo smiles down at his baby and gently sweeps her hair out of her eyes. he pays little to no attention to the curse, who had already spread out their domain and is currently sending wave after wave of attacks, all of which gojo repels with a touch. "this is domain expansion," he gently explains to her, smirking at the curse who is obviously offended that he wasn't taking them seriously. "in a second, you're gonna see daddy's domain."

his baby blinks and shuffles around in the strap, whining a bit as she tries to get comfortable. for all she knows, it's too dark and hot and she misses mommy's smell.

before she knows it, the space around her begins to look like the night sky, and she can't see the curse anymore.

"this is my domain," her daddy says, but she misses seeing the sun. why is it nighttime all of the sudden?

"nooo" she whines as she kicks around. where's the ice cream he promised her earlier? and where is mommy? she doesn't want to go to sleep yet!

"not easily impressed, hm?" he laughs, protectively holding his baby's head against his chest as he closes up his domain after finishing off the curse.

"let's go get ice cream, yeah?" he ruffles her hair and holds up her hands, dancing them up in the air with a huge grin. the sunlight hits her face again and a smile quickly reappears. "you did so good today. did you learn a lot about jujutsu fights today? did'ja enjoy our little adventure together?"

"ice cweam" she smiles, doing a few happy kicks. and that's how the tradition of getting ice cream after missions started for the daddy-daughter pair.

[anglerflsh]

"people didn't get canceled before these sjw" Dante put all the people he disliked in literal hell

[ajthecrocodile]

IT’S A RAINBOW OF BILLS! A BILLBOW! RGBILL!!!

The clip of Bill saying YELLOW was all over my FYP and it inspired me…

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF 4 nightmares haunted all the Afton kids..

[tuttle-did-it]

You know, it's genuinely sad to me that aging favourite character actors no longer have any fun murder-mystery tv shows to guest-star as murders on.

[sleptthrulimbo]

TODDLACE TOXIC YAOI BEAM BLAST

also normal nice yaoi (scollace). fun happy laughing sharing hug yay love

[cyani07]

more priest + vampire tntduo au for fun