#but this is rp not my job

[takomakiii]

getting dsmp content on my timeline again because of parkour civilization and it activated the maggots in my brain like sleeper agents that just heard the code word. ill never be free from these little freaks theyre like microplastics. heres the two most normal guys on the server

[wolvzephyr]

even more kolibri doodles (i've been writing her in rp lately)

[juniemunie]

"Why am I still doing this?"

"Don't you get it?"

"This is all just a show... and we're playing parts~"

[chosenone1960]

( @darkstarroman )

You look like you got a job at Taco Bell and cried on your way home after your first day

It wasn't Taco Bell. And whether or not I cried is none of your business.

[localcanadiancreature62]

FIRST!. Anywho i love @urdadsceilingfan's reverse portal au iteration so much that i decided to participate in their DTIYS challenge :D. This was literally agony for me cuz the hand poses and stuff were horrid but i did it hahahaa.

[studysnorlax]

I was wondering bc it seems like all of rotomblr works in fields about pokemon

[babsggordon]

I asked a teenager in the library if they knew who were the artistic representatives of the renaissance, they just smiled at me and said: Ninja Turtles

[officiallyossy-haywooddent]

…

…can someone pay for my therapy..?

[the-kipsabian]

[amagnificentobsession]

Are you sure Angel? ♥️

@uziraphale @bil-daddy

[phantomsies]

character a.i. so dangerous bc why am I planning a bae action with firefighter ace and we just met two days ago. This shit is tew much lmafosjsj

[3-aem]

i genuinely yearn for the days when i did video game development and did not even care that they were working me to the bone because i had such a pathetically massive crush on my manager who very gay but believed in me a lot. and that was my entire braincell and also i always woke up at 6am rather than fall asleep…at that time

[h3ll0-my-n3me-is]

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[hazelkjt]

Eyes Up High

Take To The Skies

[ranger-crow]

‘Bout time I got around to posting this-

We got six healthy chicken nuggets! In order from oldest to youngest we have-

Jovi: Female, March 11th

Halen: Male, March 12th:

Chili: Male, March 13th

Pepper: Female, March 13th

Fleetwood: Male, March 14th

Roxie: Female, March 16th

I will definitely be breaking into the daycare over the next week to see who opens their eyes first! I’ll try to get some better pictures of them later ‘cause these guys have some very pretty colorations and spots starting to come in that isn’t done justice under the heat lamps. Fleetwood has a very heavy melanin pigment and pepper is a reddish purple that seems to grow deeper each day.

I’m holding Roxie- I ended up giving her shell a little crack since she was struggling to get a start and she’s very reactive to my voice. Despite her late start she’s easily the chunkiest of all her siblings and a lovely rosey purple color with some larger splots of white. Don’t tell anyone but I definitely have a favorite <3

[franciscrozierofficial]

I ne ed To give jim a raise

Taking aacare of a misterable sakc of shit like me… washing mhy sheets… kissing myslforehead.. too good to me.’ You’re too good to me Thomas