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venompinks · 14 days ago

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IRENE 𓆸 LIKE A FLOWER IMAGE TEASER #2

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giddlygoat · 4 months ago

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mario + peach is such a good ship istg they’re so good. straight ship so good it feels gay

#smb #mario #princess peach #idk what their ship name is 🫡#mario x peach #no id #giddly’s art #please ignore the goofy side angle i tried. i really did #this is what i get for NEVER using references 🥲#ngl i think peach is bi maybe? but i think mario is just straight. i think he simply loves women #mario is so funny. meet the mustachioed straight cis man and his brother The Fag #bc let’s be real luigi is definitely bi and genderqueer ✋😭 ain’t NO way he don’t have some gender stuff going on #but like. back to mario. i genuinely think he is too lovely and whimsical to NOT treat his bae like the queen she is #he would be such a good lover that people could mistake them for dykes i won’t even lie. just listen. just hear me out #I LIKE THEM OK 💥

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theninerealmsbakery · 11 months ago

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Sleepy time Headcanons with Bi-han.

I think with all his training, Bi-han can run on very little sleep. On a regular day, he will go to bed at night, but while on a mission he has been known to stay awake for days on end.

If you are lucky enough to sleep in the same bed as him, you have to point out to Bi-han that you're cold. Arctika is freezing and Bi-han only sleeps with a light blanket on his bed. He forgets that normal people regulate their own temperature. He will buy more blankets/duvets for you and actually use the fireplace in his chambers.

For this same reason, Bi-han doesn't wear much to bed, if anything. Sleepwear is a waste of time when you have literally no need to keep warm.

Also due to his training, Bi-han has almost insane awareness of his surroundings at all times. This makes him a very light sleeper. In the first weeks of sharing a bed, every little move you make will wake him up. You turn over in your sleep. He's awake. You mumble in your sleep. He's awake. You get up to get a drink/go to the bathroom. He's awake and wants to know where you're going.

Bi-han is also super protective, even in the privacy of your bedchambers. He has to be the one nearest the door, so he is between you and any dangers. If you get up for a drink/the bathroom, he will stay awake until you are back in bed with him. If he thinks you are taking too long, he will get up and find you, just so he knows you're safe.

He likes sharing a bed with you. He finds he sleeps better with you beside him. He likes that the sheets smell like you, he likes the warmth that comes from your sleeping form, he likes holding you when you're both in bed. Bi-han may not admit it, but this is the best sleep he's ever had. Being in bed with you is one of the few places the grandmaster can truly relax.

#he is so eeby sleeby #he's not evil he just needs a good nap #bi-han #bae-han #bi han x reader #Headcanons #mortal kombat #MK1

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thismommyisforreal · 10 months ago

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My dears I wish you a nice weekend enjoy the wonderful weather 🤗 😘 🌞

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letmetellyouaboutmyfeels · 6 months ago

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If I were Buck right now I'd put a bi and a rainbow flag with "ally" on my Instagram profile, then post a picture of me kissing Tommy on the cheek, then turn off my phone.

#911 abc #like... you CANNOT waste such a good joke opportunity #watch everyone be like HEY UH BUCK??? YOU SAID YOU'RE AN ALLY??? WHY DOES THIS CAPTION SAY 'ME AND THE BAE ON DATE NIGHT'???#HELLO???#Ravi and Chim make it worse by responding to comments in ways that clear up NOTHING whatsoever #Chim's like have you never heard of being a good ally good allies make out with gay people duh #Ravi makes a joke implying gay for pay which just makes several people concerned #Buck is befuddled why his dad just sent him five hundred bucks #and told him he 'needs to budget better' if he 'has to resort to this'#Maddie pointing out that it was a joke and this is the same guy who was AT HER WEDDING does nothing to clear it up #Hen posts a picture of herself and Karen thanking all the 'good allies' in their lives #and in the background is Buck with Tommy's tongue VERY much down his throat

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useyourtelescope · 7 months ago

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Leo Suter as James Stringer Sanditon Episode 1.08

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meme-merchant · 7 months ago

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Me and who?

#Minecraft #Halloween #baes #meme merchant #memepage #good memes #lol #funny #meme #memes #best memes #haha #fine af

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sxgarhan · 2 months ago

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The dead can survive as part of the lives of those that still live──★ @y-unrei ۫ ꣑ৎ

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aaandbackstabbed · 4 months ago

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Della: ARE YOU-

Launchpad: fucking.

Della: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Launchpad: fucking.

Della: IDIOT!

Goldie:…now, what was that?

Launchpad: Donald banned Della from swearing so I’m helping her out

#once again the Della has a serious potty mouth headcannoj emerges #now #do I think launchpad is the type to swear?#no #not really #he’s too cute #however!#is the type to help out his friends #and if Della needs someone to say fuck #then he’ll say fuck #bec that’s what good friends do #also Dewey thinks it’s hilarious #anything for the bit #even as good a friend as launchpad is even he was a little weary swearing at Goldie #however the peculiarity of the situation led to her over looking usually she would NOT take kind to any of it #and to that I say Della needs someone to swear at #now you maybe asking why Goldie is there #and Goldie is a brilliant contender #also bec she bae and she should be involved in everything <3 (so shame on you/jk)#also Donald has absolutely put Della on swearing bans before #and will also probably continue to do so bec she is a problem #della duck #launchpad mcquack #goldie o'gilt #donald duck #ducktales #incorrect quotes

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averagealt · 18 days ago

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all i need in life is a middle aged rich man with daughter issues

#older is better #oldermen #older guys #older man younger woman #@ge gap #daddy's good girl #daddy issues #sugar bae #sugarbaby

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thismommyisforreal · 1 year ago

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mysweetsinfulobsessions · 4 days ago

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Ambessa when it comes to Maddy: she does bring her up to Caitlyn but quickly drops it because although she's noticed Maddy around, she's also noticed that she isn't quite that distracting and is therefore not a threat.

Ambessa when it comes to Vi, who she's never met, yet somehow already knows that Caitlyn is in love with and sees her as an immediate threat that needs to be eliminated asap because Vi is the real distraction for Caitlyn.

My POINT IS... EVERYONE knows Caitlyn is in love with Vi.

Yes, even Maddie...

Caitlyn doesn't even try to hide it. She made "a scene". I mean come on, you're telling me Maddy didn't figure it out here? And if Maddie knows, then every enforcer knows basically, every council member knew... everyone KNOWS