#but this is a phannie ask so

[amid-fandoms]

I’m curious to know more about the phandom! parasocial about each other instead of dan and phil time. what are your big media interests outside of dnp?

love the idea of being parasocial about other phannies hell yeah

i loveee good omens, that's my other main and my favourite book as well, but other things (books, movies, shows) i'm obsessed with and tend to hyperfixate on (❤️), or have loved in the past and continue to love nowadays even if it's not to that degree (💛), are:

six of crows ❤️

heartstopper ❤️

sasaki and miyano ❤️

assassination classroom ❤️

interview with the vampire ❤️

i hear the sunspot ❤️

carry on ❤️

sherlock ❤️

the addams family / wednesday ❤️

anything tim burton ❤️

pokemon ❤️

teen wolf 💛

our flag means death 💛

shadowhunters 💛

IT 💛

shameless 💛

one direction 💛

young royals 💛

skam 💛

there's probably a lot more, i've been a fandom girlie since i was 12 so for over thirteen years now, but i can't think of every single fandom i've gone through or we'll be here all day

[antiadvil]

hold on when did the subreddit add this rule lmao

[ahappydnp]

thank you to whoever in portland used their preshow question to tell phil he's gorgeous <333

[blossoms-phan]

https://www.tumblr.com/blossoms-phan/759822260880179200/date-night-with-dan-and-phil?source=share not the fucking double dates😭😭😭 imgonna

yeah, those really get me too ;_; here's some more for you

[pseudophan]

unironically your trigger warning tags were like a follow forever to me since my Main method of following new blogs is the peer-reviewed "people I follow follow them" but you never reblog from anyone 😭

oh yeah everyone in that screenshot is great! and you're right i really do not reblog enough people 😭 i still don't follow enough phannies... i'm still scared of following people in case they hate me bsdfbskd especially because if people block this blog they're not blocking my main so i can still follow people even if they've got pseudophan blocked so i'm like yikes oh god. i really do want to follow more phannies though

that being said i don't reblog a lot of people in general cause i'm not on my dash all that much but when i am most of it isn't phannies and when it is it's the same like five people. idk how to fix this. i feel like asking people to ask me to follow them is kinda cringe, though i have done that in the past for this same reason lmao, but... idk IDK life is very hard lol

[phannie-dreams]

here is the two stress induced dreams i had during exam season about dan and phil’s terrible influence tour that i can remember (there were more but can’t remember them):

the tour is tomorrow

during the dream it was randomly announced by dan and phil that the auckland, new zealand tour date had just been moved to tomorrow. oh okay! but what made it worse was that this announcement had come in around 8pm the day before the new date and that the show would start at 7am. like tomorrow 7am. meaning i had less than 12 hours to get myself from christchurch (the middle of the south island) to auckland (towards the top of the north island). hell. i was freaking out, trying to get flights that weren’t insanely expensive, trying to figure out accommodation. i was STRESSED. my ass was not missing this show. i couldn’t find any flights from christchurch to auckland but there were flights available from wellington to auckland. i had to drive four hours from christchurch to picton, hop on a ferry that would take ~4 hours to get to the bottom of the north island, and then take an 1.5 hour flight from wellington to auckland. i never made it though because i woke up but i was stressed. had to check my phone to make sure that the tour dates hadn’t actually moved.

$5,000 fine

this dream was all about meeting dan and phil! but it went so so horribly wrong! for some reason my friend and i were the only people who had gotten meet and greet tickets, meaning that we’d have a very personalised one on one experience with dan and phil. we had arrived at the theatre and been told that we needed to get ready to meet dan and phil as they’d be arriving soon. awesome! i went to the bathroom bc i needed to pee, while my friend went to the meet and greet space to wait for dnp. after i had peed i went to the meet and greet area and oh my god all the staff of the venue started YELLING at me

“you’re late, this isn’t acceptable”, “you’ve wasted the talents time”, ect, ect.

expect dan and phil had only just arrived themselves???

phil was defending me “no, no, it’s okay we’ve only just gotten here too.” but the staff were SO MEAN. i started crying and apologising profusely to dnp but they were super sweet and just told me to enjoy the show.

the show came and went, blanked it out bc i hadn’t actually experienced it yet obviously so it was just like a dream time skip. my friend and i went back to the hotel where suddenly i got an email from the venue??

they send me a $5,000 fine for wasting dan and phil’s time. i freaked out. i don’t have $5,000. tf was i meant to do???? i took money out of my savings or took a loan or something and paid it bc i was so scared about my credit score being affected (lmao). for some reason though i also had dan and phil on snapchat??? in like a snapchat group chat??? so i started texting them being like “hello???? what the fuck guys???” and it was so unserious bc their bitmojis just kept popping up and down as i was typing. according to dan it was a scam and there was nothing he could do about it, but i had already paid so i just lost $5,000. 

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[phoutube]

vampire-email -> phoutube

happy pride month. new phan url

[babystarrbunny]

I FINALLY GOT THE PHANIVERSARY CREWNECK AAAAAA

she's sooo beautiful!!!! i thank generous lord @oriharakaoru that gifted it to me 🛐 i will forever be grateful amen

[tinartss]

just wanted to say I LOVE your art!! it’s sooo amazing the stickers you gave dnp are so cute and their reactions in the m&g video!! they loved them sm especially phil so sweet 😭🫶 (also desi phannies unite)

aww you're too sweet thank you sm!!!!😭🫶🫶and ahh ik!!🥹 they were so so kind i felt ill </3 phil pointing to the pheal watering the plants love u king....

[phannieconfession]

I think that the weird obsession around Dan's gender/gender expression is really disgusting and just honestly sad to see

As a trans person, it's super uncomfortable to see people just openly misgendering him or even just straight up claiming that he is a closeted trans woman or Nonbinary(whether it's done as a joke or in a serious way)

I've noticed this kind of shit creeping up outside of the phandom as well but it seems to be more prevalent within it

That and the whole "dangender" "hE's So gENdeR" "gEndER COdEd" weirdness is the primary reason that I pretty much stopped engaging with the phandom entirely (and there were A LOT of other reasons that I won't get into here)

I find it upsetting that the people who claim to be accepting/understanding of trans or nonbinary people feel that this behavior is acceptable

I find it even more upsetting that neither Dan or Phil call this out and even seem to be encouraging it to some degree (moreso Dan, who seems to play into this for laughs/engagement bait)

Speculating about someone's gender identity is just as bad if not worse than speculating about their sexuality

being Androgynous≠being Nonbinary

..🤔

[lesbianphan]

Does anyone know any sneaky secret society to get dnp merch to countries they don't ship to??? kinda wanted the holding hands shirt, but idk how I could possibly get it to Brazil since they hate us and all

[ferretonfire]

guys i have a confession 🤫🤫

ive only been watching dnp for like 7 months because i am just a wee highschool student🤫🤫

[dandp]

The thing about preshow questions is I really can't be mad at obvious repeat questions (ex. watering the plants) because for sure there may be more casual fans there and those make sense as a funny question to ask by someone who's not as closely following the fandom, and I can't be mad at the people who always ask the like "what's your favorite thing about this city/the tour/etc." kind of questions because while I know they'll be annoying and just say "hehe all of you and this moment right now" other people wouldn't know that and they'd theoretically be good questions on their own. however. the people who are trying so aggressively hard to be funny. even more so when it's clear they have been following previous shows (ex. the will you wear wigs askers). THAT drives me up the fucking wall.

[ahappydnp]

I made a playlist of every video that is currently public on all of Dan and Phil’s channels (including SAP)! It has 982 videos and the total runtime is 1 week, 22 hours, 47 minutes, 23 seconds! This fandom requires a lot of homework.

Also the shortest of all the videos is How short can a YouTube short be? (2 sec) and the longest is the last Undertale (1 hr, 49 min, 20 sec)

Lol idk just thought I’d share 😂

that's actually so cool anon thank you for totaling it up afdsgsgkj i love stats

extra credit points for all instastories, stereos, liveshows, and radio shows

[blossoms-phan]

they’re going to kill my brain between being chronically online for tour content reading fic before I go to sleep having dreams about them and now waking up twice to ig stories bc of time zones they literally never leave my mind palace

[dnpbeats]

I love how we all thought of you when he mentioned the handwriting analysis LMAO your impact is undeniable

what's so funny to me is I saw someone calling me a freak for comparing the handwriting but like obviously dan finds it funny so like r they gonna call him a freak too orrrr