phannie-dreams

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No no no...

I just woke up from a dream where Phil had tweeted something like:

I do the laundry, the taxes, and the shopping, so I'm the more responsible spouse.

Because more responsible spouse was a trending topic.

It felt so real that when I woke up I almost texted @absolutefilthimsosorry with the words "more responsible spouse".

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I dreamed that dan and phil posted a picture of them kissing while holding a pride flag at wwwy and we all freaked out (duh) but then we looked closer and went. hmm those hands look weird. hmm those faces are a bit odd. wait what is going on in the background-

and then everyone got very angry about them using ai and lying to us and then I woke up

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I had a dream about a hardlaunch video being uploaded to Dan's channel.

I pretty much only saw the thumbnail and don't even remember what it was called but it had a black background and some colored lights like BIG and Dan was in the foregrund on one side of the screen, slightly more centered with a serious expression while Phil was on the other side sitting on a stool with his legs crossed, looking pretty chill about the whole thing, almost unaware of the fact that he was in a video.

I don't remember the actual video that well but it was basically a long Dan video featuring Phil. I think Dan gave some long speech and once he was done with it Phil appeared and they started telling more lighthearted anecdotes and kinda reflecting about the whole thing together.

I don't even believe there will be a hard launch so I think I just got that in my subconcious by reading a post that's going around about how each of them would do a potential vid. It was a fun dream tho

i'm sorry but phil just hanging out in the background for the most part while dan is giving a serious monologue is very funny to me. he's there to look pretty and to tell us dan is a blanket hogger.

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@bewareofthenewphannie

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Last night, I had a dream I got my roommate into Dan and Phil because of Phil’s massive dump truck. 😭 (ft. @bewareofthenewphannie)

Premise: Misty and I are penpals, and my roommate is curious to see what we're writing these looooong letters about. I text her a link to what I think is Misty's blog, but instead, it's accidentally a link to one of our main tags, "#butt crisis 1” (bc we had Butt Crises 1-4). Each "crisis" is an instance of Phil breaking his trousers bc he popped a squat at some point in a video. All 4 have happened within a MONTH, btw.

To my horror delight, my roommate tells me, “I’m so curious about the gyatt now! Can you send me more tumblr links?”

I direct her to "#sister daniel". She falls in love with their content. I wake up.

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I had a dream last night that Phil came up to me and I was like “can you plan my proposal to Dan” and I was like “sure” but then because I was planning the proposal I missed Dan’s liveshow and I was so pissed because Phil said he might say hi and I was like “I missed the phan liveshow :(” even though I was literally pLANNING THEIR PROPOSAL

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I have this vision its not even a dream its like sth I feel has happened or might happen...it's them playing that dating game again or another version of it and reading the q "who kissed who first". And dan looking straight into the camera and saying "don't pretend you don't know". Then they both laugh and move on to the next one

LMAOOOOOO NO 💀😭 honestly the only reason I think that wouldn’t ever happen is bc there are ppl who wouldn’t know and I don’t think d&p would wanna prompt ppl going to find out lmao

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keep having dreams where i meet dan and phil in real life and we become besties idk that’s just where i am right now i guess and anyway part of my dream last night is that phil dyed his hair back to black (but it was kinda curly and very glossy) and the right side was like. dyed orange and purple and i had to pretend i liked it

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had a dream last night that dan and phil were over at my house and i had to check them for lice. phil was much easier to check but i did tell him his roots were showing.

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anyone want to hear about the extremely cursed d&p dream i had that i wrote down when it woke me up at 6am

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Bethanie I had a dream last night where in a new dapg vid Dan is telling a story and just casually says to Phil "oh yeah while we were showering together" then carried on like he hadn't said anything noteworthy and honestly at this point I wouldn't be surprised if it actually happens

honestly yeah i feel like this is the direction we’re heading 😂😭

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i had a dream last night that dan did a video (most unrealistic part of this) i think it was on danisnotintresting and it was a q&a and it was the same background as the newly wed video

someone asked “opinions on one night stands” and he said “well when phil and i get freaky it’s one night stand esque, but other people wise i don’t mind them”

(another unrealistic part is him using the correct ‘phil and i’)

anyway we went fucking insane, but not that it was confirmed or anything literally just cause we were like “‘WHEN WE GET FREAKY’???? SHUT UP”

by ‘esque’ he meant like vibe wise, like not that they have one night stands but in the sense that that is how freaky they got, especially spontaneous wise, then just got up afterwards ig??

@dnp-dreams @phannie-dreams could this. be anything.

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ok another d&p dream which I guess I should documenting but this one is not going to come true: so basically d&p posted a story time video that was like 20min long. the story was abt a driving incident that dan had (recently, so ig he had a car in this universe lol). the weird thing though is that 5min into the video the story was already over. phil went to put his hand on Dan’s back to comfort him but instead of like. A friendly pat he fully just stuck his hand down the back of Dan’s shirt and was like rubbing his back underneath it lol. So obviously everyone was freaking out but then we were like wait why are there still 15min left. So then in the video (which had been filmed in front of a blank wall) they were like “we’re at our friends house and she’s a tattoo artist. Should we get matching tattoos?” And then they preceded to get matching couple tattoos on camera 💀😭

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i just had a dream that dan and phil uploaded a spooky week video like 4 and a half hours long, and thats why we didn’t get one today.

please dan and phil… i need.. spooky week….. video….

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Dan and Phil got sponsored by Lunchly and I cried.

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i really had a dream they made a children’s book called cat and bear save the world and it was soooo like we were all WEEPING. idk what it was about but we were a wreck.

what the fuck is wrong with you anon :(((

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Just dreamt that dnp began to start their videos cuddling shirtless in bed (with their faces near enough to look like they just kissed) and people were still debating whether or not that meant they were together