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My dash is full of phurtis now and I do find it funny however last night I had a dream where phurtis somehow ended up on the fandom metrics and I was so horrified I literally woke up

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had a dream last night that phil posted a video with peoples date fails in it and dan left a comment in it that said “you’re hot (yes this is the hard launch)” and then i woke up

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i dreamt they posted a quick insta story vid of them pecking lips while on an elevator on a japan trip????

with the dream making it foggy, it was like they were wearing wigs for some reason, and neither of them were holding up a phone, but it was in the reflection of like elevator mirrors. they were trying to hurriedly kiss real quick before they reached a floor and the doors opened, then after they kissed, dan reached to grab phil’s hand

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I had a dream that dnp got married and I was invited to the reception for some reason? And they kept making devastating Heart Eyes Howell and Love Eyes Lester expressions at each other. Like, they didn’t even notice any of the wedding guests around them

So I guess I’m gonna start the rumor that they got married and are too busy being in love to remember to post???

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WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THE PHANNIE DREAMS LAST NIGHT they are invading our psyches

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i had a dream that i met dan and phil but they were like 8ft tall giants irl and it turned out that was an inside joke with the entire phandom that i was not in on. then we made pasta

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alright ok so i had a dream that the first sighting was a fan selfie with them at some Pokémon exhibit thing in London and that a few hours later they posted like very them but also super geeky coupley date night ig stories from it like a fit check and everything and that also for some reason there was two fan spottings/selfies at a tk maxx ????

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dreamt that dnp dropped a ten year anniversary festive day in the life but they did it on the 26th for some reason

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had a dream that dan and phil fixed capitalism with the elements of harmony

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I had a dream last night where Dan and Phil uploaded something. I just woke up hoping to see a notif...i was let down.

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dreamed of dnp again i hate when my past comes to haunt me its like i can still hear their voices sometimes

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Dan and Phil bought my parents’ house.

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i had a dream last night that dan and phil made a video and dan was holding a corgi. somehow i asked them through the screen why they got a dog before tour was over and they said “because we really wanted him” so yeah that’s where they are now. at home playing with their dog because they really wanted him.

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last night i dreamt that dan and phil turned into cats (dan was an adult black cat, but phil was an orange kitten??) and i decided to adopt them and bring them home (i lived at the bottom of an abandoned pool) and i simply HAD to name them susan and susan 2

but unfortunately, my sister appeared out of nowhere to let me know i can't name them that because the orange kitten is actually a boy

so i named dan ashe and phil boris (as in boris kidric, the slovenian politician ?? love my communist kitten)

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had a dream dan faked his own death after falling out of a window fighting a giant blue monster with telekinesis

i hope his death is fake come back dads!!

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Last night I had a dream that I was in school again but Dan and Phil were there and I became friends with them?? And then later I was bullied at school and I had a breakdown in front of the girl who bullied me and then she was nice and gave me her Tumblr and sent me a cat photo to "apologize for earlier" and I was like :D

And then Dan messaged me on HIS Tumblr asking what's up and I told him and he was like "AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA FORGIVE HER?????? SHE'S JUST LIKE ONE OF THOSE FUCK BOYS WHO'S A TOTAL DICK TO YOU AND THEN DROPS A PICK UP LINE TO KEEP YOU AROUND AND YOU'RE FALLING FOR IT????" And I was like "um well idk if it's actually like that because I think she was mad at me because of a misunderstanding and it's cleared up so-" and he was like "ok lol whatever."

And then he sent me a Tumblr ask that just said "should I make an ao3 account"

And I said "yea probably. Wether or not you reveal your username is up to you (but some ppl would probably wanna block you) but AO3 is very pog!! It's very poggers and being on there is so pog and being on AO3 gives me joy"

And I remember something about autism creature shaped chocolates and that's it.

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Evil dan from my dream who, when I asked him to sign a book for me, handed it back with a maths puzzle he’d written inside instead