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First, yeah, the DNC have spent the last few decades chasing after people who will never like them, while taking for granted or outright abandoning the folks who need them.
It’s hard to argue against the perception that the Democrats exist to prevent progressive energy from disrupting business as usual.
So I get your rage, my comrade, but I think you’re missing the point of what the dude in the quote was saying.
He’s saying he trusted that Trump was speaking his mind, and that Harris seemed to be reading from a script.
He didn’t say that he thought Trump was speaking 'The Truth', or that he agreed with his policies, but that he believed that Trump’s words and ideas were his, and not those of a committee of marketing creeps.
I think what’s most instructive about that article is another quote: “Democrats, another said, are 'not a friend of the working class anymore.'”
I have to agree with that.
Biden walked a picket line, but it turns out he’s not gonna follow through fully on student loan forgiveness.
Pelosi got her congressional chorus to cosplay and take the knee for George Floyd, but what meaningful police reform have they championed since that photo op?
Obama was elected on 'Hope and Change', and then put Geitner and Summers in charge of fixing a problem that they themselves created during the Clinton admin, and their solution was to bail out their friends and let the defrauded masses fall into bankruptcy and foreclosure.
Yeah, “Thanks, Obama” was a racist ( -ish ) dog whistle, but it lingered a bit because it kinda had a point.
And do I even need to detail how the DNC fucked us out of President Bernie Sanders — TWICE!?
So of course a candidate who speaks nothing but DNC talking points is gonna trigger folks 'stranger danger'.
I spent most of my life as a knee-jerk, 'don’t think just vote' Chicago Democrat, until I finally saw that the DNC didn’t actually mean what it said, or follow up on promises made to the 99%.
And if a former party loyalist like me can come to this conclusion, then there are probably a lot of other folks who’ve noticed it as well.
So many of us have lost faith in politics to solve our problems, and a lot of folks — at least enough to sway this last election — have decided that throwing a wrench in the works is the only way they can express any influence over this broken system.
Trump is that monkey wrench. When he promises to smash the system, people believe him. Conservatives believe him. Liberals believe him. Progressives believe him. The rich believe him. The poor believe him.
And Glob help us, in The Year of Our Lord ( Mammon ) 2024, that passes for integrity.
It reminds me of the sound bite that old Slick Willy Clinton his-self gave the media when he threw Al Gore under the bus during the 2000 election ( something he also kinda did to Harris in Detroit this time around; Clinton really doesn’t like V.P.s, does he? ): “People will choose a strong leader who is wrong over a weak leader who is right.”
Harris didn’t convince the dude in the quote that she was speaking with the courage of her “joyful warrior” convictions, and I think that’s a fair point. I don’t think she was either.
I felt she came off very Vice-Presidential, very safe and corporate and triangulating. And in this time of spiraling crises, her safe and corporate and triangulating approach didn’t inspire the nation as much as Trump’s bold, disruptive, batshit-crazy promise to tear down the pig system.
I see the appeal: “You and I are fucked no matter what, but maybe Trump can take down some of piggies at the top.” I don’t believe this strategy will work out in our favor, but I grok spite.
Shit, man, “…from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee” may as well have been Trump’s campaign slogan.
Anyways, I’m well past my 500 allotted words here, so I’ll wrap this up by saying that if the Democrat wing of the neoliberal party wants to win elections post-Trump, they need to sell authenticity as well as Clinton or Obama — or Trump — did.
Personally, I think Pete Buttigieg has that vibe, but we shall see.
“An Arizona man, citing the time Harris said, “you better thank a union member,” during a speech in Detroit, said “that was very disingenuous to me because I didn’t see an honest person that could be president.” “It seemed like a lot of what she came out and said wasn’t really off-the-cuff, wasn’t coming from her,” said another man who voted for Biden in 2020 and Trump in 2024. “Seemed like every interview, every time she came out and talked about something, it was planned out and never her thoughts, didn’t seem genuine to her thoughts, whereas, Trump, even though you never really knew what he was going to say, when he was going to say it, it was always him and genuine to what he thought, so that’s what swayed me.””
—
New research shows the massive hole Dems are in
I mean … I don’t know how anyone worth electing is going to reach someone like this guy who basically says he’d rather vote for someone who rambles incoherently, with a clear track record of violence and corruption, because he didn’t like the way the scary Black lady talked.
Why is this guy even in this article? This guy is a lost cause. This guy is not the Democrats’ fault. This guy is a stupid fucking idiot who shouldn’t be allowed to be alone in any room with a sharp object.
And this is the guy the Democrats are going to throw the trans community under the bus for, the guy who says he didn’t like how prepared and articulate Kamala Harris was when she expressed her positions, when what we all know is that he didn’t like that she was a Black woman.
THAT is the real disgrace and failure of the party: chasing this guy at the expense of ten people who want to vote for them, because they listen to dipshit consultants who have lost all but two consequential elections for the last twenty years.
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can i request a Matt x bsf!reader fic where the triplets and her and maybe a few friends do a roadtrip to do a camping trip or something and when it‘s chris turn to drive matt gets on the backseat beside you. you both get flirty pretty quickly. then at the bonfire they get a little touchy and then fuck in the tent as everyone got to sleep (or so they think) and the next morning chris and nick tease the shit out of them? :)
Tent of Temptation
Matt Sturniolo x bsf!reader
Summary: Y/N and Matt share a tense, intimate camping trip where unspoken feelings lead to a heated night in the tent, changing their relationship forever.
Words: 8k
Warnings. SMUT 18+, flirting, filth, use of yn, not proofread, lmk if you find more
The sun was just beginning to dip below the horizon as you pulled into the familiar driveway of the Sturniolo triplets’ house. Your car door creaked as you pushed it open, the cool evening air brushing against your skin. You didn’t bother knocking; after all, this place was practically a second home.
"Yo, look who it is!" Matt’s voice called from the kitchen the moment you stepped inside. He leaned casually against the counter, arms crossed and an unmistakable smirk playing on his lips. "Took you long enough. What, were you deciding which pair of leggings would impress me the most?"
You rolled your eyes but couldn’t hide the smile tugging at your lips. "Not everything’s about you, Matt."
"Sure, sure," he teased, his eyes sparkling with mischief. "But for the record, you chose right."
"Matt, leave her alone," Nick said, walking in from the living room with a grin. "You’re scaring her off before she even sits down."
Chris was the last to appear, a bowl of popcorn in hand. "Seriously, Matt, chill. She hasn’t even told us why she’s here yet."
"Maybe she missed me," Matt quipped, still watching you.
"Or maybe I’m bored out of my mind," you shot back, making your way to the couch and plopping down. "Speaking of which, we need to talk about that."
Nick raised a brow. "Bored? You’re hanging out with us. Problem solved."
"No, I mean, like... bored, bored," you emphasized, throwing a glance around the room. "We do the same thing every time I’m here—movies, snacks."
"Hey, the last one’s a highlight," Matt interrupted with a grin, earning himself a playful glare from you.
"Let her finish," Chris said, sitting beside you.
You sighed dramatically, throwing your arms out. "I want to do something different! Something fun, something spontaneous! Like... like a road trip!"
"A road trip?" Nick repeated, his expression instantly lighting up.
"With camping!" you added quickly. "I’ve always wanted to go to a campsite by a lake—somewhere beautiful, peaceful. Imagine all of us in the middle of nowhere with a bonfire, roasting marshmallows, and just... I don’t know, being outside for a change."
"Say less," Matt said immediately, straightening up. "I’m in."
"Wait, what?" You blinked at him, surprised by his instant enthusiasm.
Nick and Chris exchanged looks before nodding in unison.
"Of course, we’re in," Chris said as if it were obvious.
"It sounds sick," Nick agreed. "Road trips are always a vibe."
"Yeah, and if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll get to sit next to me in the car," Matt added with a wink.
You scoffed. "If I’m lucky? More like unlucky."
"Don’t fight it," he teased, leaning a little closer.
Chris smirked and looked between the two of you. "Are we going to plan or is this just gonna turn into the Matt and Y/N show?"
"Shut up," you and Matt said at the same time, earning laughter from both Nick and Chris.
"So, we’re actually doing this?" Nick asked, his tone laced with excitement.
"Absolutely," you said firmly, already picturing the adventure. "I’ll start looking up campsites."
"And I’ll make sure the cooler’s stocked," Matt added, his gaze lingering on you with a playful intensity.
"Can we at least survive one evening without flirting?" Chris muttered, shaking his head.
"Not a chance," Matt shot back, grinning.
“Today’s Thursday. Let’s go Saturday morning so we have tomorrow to buy tents and groceries,” you suggested, pulling your knees up to your chest as you got comfortable on the couch.
“Saturday works for me,” Chris said, nodding. “Gives us enough time to figure everything out.”
“Tents? Groceries?” Matt’s brows furrowed in mock confusion as he leaned against the armrest of the couch, dangerously close to your shoulder. “I thought we were just winging it—grab some sleeping bags, raid the snack drawer, and call it good.”
“Yeah, because that worked so well last time we tried to plan something,” Nick shot back, rolling his eyes.
“Last time was fine!” Matt argued, throwing up his hands.
“You forgot the flashlight, the bug spray, and the actual sleeping bags,” Nick reminded him with a laugh.
Chris chimed in. “And we ended up eating cold granola bars for dinner because you didn’t think we’d need to bring food.”
“Okay, first of all,” Matt started, holding up a finger, “granola bars are a perfectly acceptable meal. And second—”
“Second, you’re not in charge of anything this time,” you cut him off with a grin.
Matt looked at you, feigning offense. “You wound me, Y/N.”
“You’ll live,” you teased.
“Barely,” he shot back dramatically, his gaze lingering on you for a second too long before he smirked. “But only if you promise to help me with the tent.”
“I’ll think about it,” you said with a shrug, trying to ignore the way your cheeks warmed under his playful stare.
Chris clapped his hands, pulling everyone’s attention. “Okay, so tents, groceries, a cooler for drinks, and a portable grill for cooking—what else?”
“Bug spray,” Nick said immediately.
“Flashlights,” Chris added.
“A playlist,” Matt said, leaning back with a satisfied grin.
Nick snorted. “Of course, that’s where your priorities are.”
“Hey, road trips need vibes,” Matt argued, shrugging. “I’ll even make it. Trust me, it’ll be fire.”
“That’s debatable,” you teased.
“Bet,” Matt said, raising a brow at you. “If it’s not the best playlist you’ve ever heard, you can... I don’t know, make me cook all the meals.”
“You cook?” you asked, skeptical.
He grinned. “For you? Sure.”
Chris groaned. “God, get a room already.”
“I’m literally sitting right here,” you said, throwing a pillow at him.
“So, we’re all set on supplies?” Nick interjected, trying to keep things on track.
“Not quite,” you said, a new idea forming in your head. “What if we invited more people? Like Sam and Colby?”
“Sam and Colby?” Chris repeated, his interest piqued.
“Yeah,” you said. “They’re always talking about how much they love the outdoors. Plus, they’d bring good energy.”
“And chaos,” Matt muttered, though he didn’t sound opposed.
“Come on, Matt,” you said with a grin. “You love chaos.”
“Fair point,” he admitted. “Who else?”
“Jake, Tara, Johnnie, and Carrington,” you added. “The more, the merrier, right?”
Nick looked thoughtful. “That could actually be fun. It’d feel like a whole squad trip.”
Chris nodded in agreement. “I like it. Plus, the more people we have, the less work for everyone. Sam and Colby can bring some of their ghost-hunting gear, too—imagine the stories we’d get around the fire.”
“Leave it to Chris to make camping spooky,” Matt said, shaking his head. “But fine, I’m in.”
“Of course, you’re in,” Nick said, smirking. “You’d go wherever Y/N goes.”
Matt didn’t miss a beat. “And you wouldn’t?”
Nick opened his mouth to argue but decided against it, raising his hands in surrender.
You laughed, shaking your head. “Okay, so we’ll text everyone tonight and see who’s in. Sound good?”
“Perfect,” Chris said.
“Better than perfect,” Matt added, leaning a little closer. “Especially since it means I get to spend a whole weekend annoying you.”
“Or I could just leave you at the campsite,” you quipped.
“You wouldn’t dare,” he said, his grin widening.
“You wanna bet?”
“Bet,” he said, his tone challenging but playful.
Chris groaned. “This is gonna be the longest road trip of my life.”
After hours of tossing around ideas and playful banter, the four of you decided to call it a night. The excitement of the impromptu camping trip had everyone buzzing, but you all knew you’d need the next day to prep.
You stretched your arms above your head and let out a yawn as Chris turned off the TV. “I’ll just crash here tonight,” you said, glancing at Nick. “That way, we can hit Target first thing tomorrow morning.”
Nick nodded, already standing up and stretching. “Makes sense. You know the spare blankets are in the hall closet.”
“Don’t even think about it,” you replied, narrowing your eyes. “I’m stealing your bed tonight. Your floor is all yours.”
Nick laughed. “Oh, is that how this works now?”
“Yes,” you said with a smug grin, crossing your arms.
“Fine, whatever,” Nick said with a dramatic sigh, heading toward the stairs. “I’ll sleep on the floor like the peasant I am. You’re lucky you’re my best friend.”
Chris smirked, grabbing the empty popcorn bowl. “If you two are done squabbling, I’m going to bed.”
Matt, who had been uncharacteristically quiet for the past few minutes, finally spoke up as he leaned against the doorway. “You know, if you wanted a real bed, Y/N, you could’ve just asked to share mine.” His grin was sly, and his eyes gleamed with mischief.
Your eyes narrowed at him, though you couldn’t help the small laugh that escaped. “In your dreams, Matty.”
“Every night,” Matt shot back, his tone dripping with playfulness.
“Okay, goodnight!” you said loudly, cutting off whatever comment was about to leave his mouth.
As Nick led you to his room, he glanced over his shoulder and smirked. “So… Matt, huh?”
You groaned. “What now?”
“You know what,” he said, stepping aside to let you into his room. “He’s been glued to you all night.”
You rolled your eyes, grabbing one of Nick’s hoodies from the back of his chair and pulling it over your head. “Matt’s always like that. He lives to annoy me.”
“Not like that,” Nick said, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed. “You seriously didn’t notice how flirty he was tonight?”
“Flirty?” you repeated, pausing mid-motion as you sat on the edge of his bed. “Matt? With me?”
Nick nodded, his expression serious but amused. “Like, extra flirty. He couldn’t stop staring at you. And the comments? Come on.”
You frowned, pulling your knees to your chest. “I don’t know… That’s just Matt being Matt, right? He teases everyone.”
“Yeah, but not like that,” Nick said. “Trust me, I’ve seen him flirt with other people, and this was different. He’s never that... persistent.”
You groaned again, burying your face in your hands. “I don’t know, Nick. Maybe he’s just messing with me.”
Nick chuckled. “If he is, he’s committing to the bit. And for the record, I don’t think he’s just messing with you.”
You peeked at him through your fingers, your voice muffled. “Why does this feel like high school all over again?”
Nick shrugged, a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. “Because Matt has the emotional range of a teenager when it comes to you?”
You threw a pillow at him, your face burning. “Shut up.”
He laughed, dodging the pillow with ease. “I’m just saying, don’t be surprised if this trip gets... interesting.”
“Define ‘interesting,’” you said, narrowing your eyes.
“Let’s just say I wouldn’t be shocked if Matt tries to ‘accidentally’ share a tent with you,” Nick said, his grin widening.
“Absolutely not,” you said firmly, though the thought made your stomach flip in a way you couldn’t quite understand.
“Whatever you say,” Nick said, moving to grab a spare blanket from the closet. “But if he does, you owe me twenty bucks.”
“You’re so annoying,” you muttered, burying your face in the blanket as Nick laughed.
As the two of you settled in for the night, you couldn’t help but replay the evening’s interactions in your mind. Matt’s playful comments, the way his eyes lingered a little longer than usual—it all made your head spin.
You didn’t have a clue what had gotten into him, but Nick’s words stayed with you as you drifted off to sleep.
The smell of coffee brewing filled the Sturniolo kitchen as you stood by the stove, flipping pancakes onto a plate. The clock on the microwave read 8:12 AM, and the house was still quiet, save for the occasional creak of the old floors. You figured the boys deserved a little extra sleep before the chaos of the day began, so you’d taken it upon yourself to make breakfast.
By the time the bacon was sizzling, you heard the faint shuffle of footsteps behind you. Turning around, you saw Chris rubbing his eyes as he trudged into the kitchen.
“Good morning, Chef Y/N,” he mumbled, sitting at the island and resting his chin on his hand. “What’s all this?”
“Figured I’d make breakfast,” you said, sliding a plate in front of him. “Gotta fuel up for Target.”
Chris perked up, grabbing a fork. “You’re the best, you know that?”
“I do,” you teased, turning back to the stove.
One by one, Nick and Matt stumbled into the kitchen, their messy hair and half-open eyes telling you they were still waking up.
“Pancakes?!” Nick exclaimed, immediately reaching for a plate.
“Don’t touch mine,” Matt warned, sitting across from Chris and shooting a grin your way. “You really outdid yourself, Y/N. If you keep this up, I might have to keep you around permanently.”
You raised an eyebrow. “Keep me around? You’re lucky I haven’t left yet.”
Matt smirked, leaning back in his chair. “You’d miss me too much.”
Chris rolled his eyes. “Can you two not start flirting before 9 AM?”
Nick snorted, taking a big bite of his pancake. “Flirting? They’ve been doing this since yesterday. It’s like a bad sitcom.”
“Don’t encourage them,” Chris added with a groan.
“I’m sitting right here,” you said, placing the last of the bacon on a plate. “And for the record, Matt’s not my type.”
“Wow,” Matt said, clutching his chest dramatically. “That one hurt, Y/N.”
“You’ll survive,” you said with a smirk.
Once everyone was settled at the table, Chris cleared his throat. “By the way, I texted with Sam and Colby this morning. They’re in for the trip.”
You grinned. “Perfect. I’ll text Tara, Jake, Johnnie, and Carrington.”
Nick gave you a thumbs up as he stuffed his face with bacon, and Matt raised an eyebrow. “So, it’s gonna be a full-on party then?”
“Basically,” you said, pulling out your phone. “More people, more fun.”
It didn’t take long for your friends to respond. Tara was especially enthusiastic, sending a string of emojis in her reply, while Jake kept it simple with a thumbs-up. Johnnie and Carrington quickly followed with texts that said they wouldn’t miss it for the world.
“Okay,” you said, setting your phone down. “Everyone’s in.”
Two hours later, after cleaning up and getting ready, the four of you piled into Matt’s car. Chris took the driver’s seat, Matt claimed the front passenger side, and you were sandwiched in the back with Nick.
“You know, I could drive,” Matt said as Chris pulled out of the driveway.
Chris shot him a look. “You don’t trust me?”
“Not even a little,” Matt replied, grinning.
“Good,” Chris said with a smirk. “It’s mutual.”
The ride to Target was filled with music and bickering, mostly between Nick and Matt. By the time you arrived, you were more than ready to stretch your legs and get shopping.
“Okay,” you said as the four of you stood near the entrance. “We should probably split up. Matt and I can grab the camping equipment, and you two can handle the food.”
“Why do you get Matt?” Nick asked, crossing his arms.
“Because she can’t resist me,” Matt quipped, earning himself a glare from Nick.
“You’re insufferable,” you muttered, grabbing Matt by the arm and dragging him toward the outdoor section.
“You love it,” he replied, a smug grin on his face.
The two of you walked through the aisles, pausing at the camping section. Matt immediately gravitated toward the tents, running his hand over one of the packages. “So, what are we thinking? Something roomy?”
“Something functional,” you corrected, scanning the options.
Matt picked up a box with a picture of a two-person tent on the front. “This one’s perfect—for you and me.”
You laughed, shaking your head. “Yeah, no.”
“What? It makes sense,” he said, holding up the box. “We’d only need one tent for the both of us. Saves money, saves space—”
“And puts me in a nightmare,” you interrupted, grabbing a different box. “We’re getting four double tents. One for each.”
Matt sighed dramatically, placing the box back on the shelf. “Fine. But when you get scared in the middle of the night and come running to my tent, don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
You rolled your eyes, tossing a box into the cart. “You wish.”
“I do,” he replied smoothly, his smirk widening.
You ignored him and moved down the aisle to grab a few sleeping bags, though you could feel his gaze following you.
“You know,” Matt said as he picked up a lantern, “this whole trip would be way less fun without me.”
“You keep telling yourself that,” you said, trying to hide your smile.
By the time the two of you finished gathering camping supplies, you had a cart full of tents, sleeping bags, lanterns, and a portable stove. You met back up with Chris and Nick at the front of the store, their cart overflowing with snacks and groceries.
“Did you buy the entire snack aisle?” Matt asked, eyeing their cart.
“Don’t act like you’re not impressed,” Nick shot back, grinning.
Chris shrugged. “We like to be prepared.”
“Whatever,” you said, waving them off. “Let’s just check out and get this stuff loaded up.”
Saturday morning started early with alarms blaring at 6 AM. The house buzzed with energy as you and the triplets prepared for the road trip. Bags were double-checked, coolers filled, and snacks packed into the already-loaded Sturniolo van. By 8 AM sharp, you were on the road, and the excitement was palpable.
Matt took the first driving shift, with Chris riding shotgun. As usual, you sat in the middle row with Nick. But before pulling out of the driveway, Matt turned around in his seat, catching your eye.
“Y/N, if you want to switch spots with Nick, I’d be happy to have you closer,” he said with a wink.
Nick groaned. “Could you not?”
“Just offering,” Matt said, smirking as he started the van.
You rolled your eyes but couldn’t help the smile creeping onto your face.
By the time Matt pulled into the first stop around 10:15 AM, you were all more than ready to stretch your legs.
“Alright, pit stop,” Matt announced, turning off the engine. “Get whatever you need, but don’t take forever. We’ve got places to be.”
“Translation: Matt wants to rush so he can flirt with Y/N some more,” Chris muttered, earning a laugh from Nick.
“Jealousy isn’t a good look on you, Chris,” Matt shot back, opening his door.
Everyone piled out of the van, and you immediately headed toward the convenience store to grab a drink and find the bathroom. As you browsed the drink cooler, you spotted Tara, Jake, Johnnie, and Carrington walking in.
“Look who decided to show up,” you teased as Tara ran up to hug you.
“Traffic was a nightmare,” Jake said, looking exasperated.
Johnnie grinned. “But we’re here now, and that’s all that matters.”
“Ready to rough it?” Carrington asked, grabbing a water bottle.
“More than ready,” you replied. “Let’s go outside before the guys start calling us.”
By the time you all regrouped at the parking lot, the energy was electric. Everyone was buzzing about the trip, and Tara was already planning photo ops for Instagram.
Matt leaned against the van, waiting for you with his signature smirk. “Took you long enough. Miss me?”
“Desperately,” you said dryly, brushing past him to put your drink in the cup holder.
As everyone settled back into their cars, Matt and Chris swapped places. Chris took over driving duties, with Nick calling shotgun this time. Matt, however, was quick to make his move, sliding into the backseat.
“Looks like it’s just us back here,” Matt said, buckling his seatbelt and giving you a playful nudge.
You sighed, trying to suppress a smile. “You could’ve stayed in the front.”
“And miss out on this quality time? No way,” he replied, leaning back and stretching his legs slightly. His knee brushed against yours, but he didn’t move away.
As the van pulled out of the rest stop, Matt leaned closer, his voice low so the others wouldn’t hear. “You know, this seat’s way more comfortable with you next to me.”
You turned to look at him, raising an eyebrow. “What’s your deal today? Did you eat extra sugar or something?”
“Can’t a guy just enjoy spending time with his favorite person?” he teased, his gaze flickering to yours.
“Favorite person?” you echoed, trying not to laugh. “Pretty sure that title belongs to Nick.”
Matt scoffed. “Nick wishes.”
“Hey!” Nick called from the front seat, craning his neck to look back. “What’re you two whispering about?”
“Nothing you need to worry about,” Matt replied smoothly, giving Nick a dismissive wave.
Chris glanced in the rearview mirror, clearly unimpressed. “Matt, if you keep this up, I’m kicking you out of the van.”
“Good luck finding someone else to charm Y/N,” Matt quipped, leaning back with a satisfied grin.
You rolled your eyes, though you couldn’t deny the warmth creeping into your cheeks. For the next two hours, Matt kept up his antics, finding every excuse to lean closer or make some offhand comment that had you alternating between laughing and swatting him away.
By the time the van rolled into the campsite at 12:00 PM, you were equal parts annoyed and amused. As you stepped out and stretched, the others arrived in their cars, honking and waving.
The adventure was officially underway.
The group got to work setting up the tents, the campsite buzzing with activity as everyone figured out where to set up. Matt wasted no time staking out the spot directly next to yours.
“Dibs on this spot,” he announced loudly, dropping his bag dramatically beside your tent.
You raised an eyebrow. “You’re awfully territorial for someone who just spent two hours driving.”
“Gotta keep an eye on you,” he said with a grin. “Make sure you don’t wander off and get lost.”
Nick rolled his eyes, setting up his tent on your other side. “More like he’s worried about someone else staking their tent here first.”
Chris, unbothered, pitched his tent next to Nick’s. “Yeah, because everyone’s just dying to camp next to Y/N.”
“Excuse me,” you said, feigning offense. “I’m an excellent tent neighbor.”
Matt leaned closer, his voice dropping to a mock whisper. “Don’t listen to them. I think you’re perfect.”
You groaned, trying to ignore the way your cheeks heated. “Focus on your tent before you end up sleeping under the stars.”
Sam and Colby were already laughing as they unrolled their shared tent on the other side of the campsite, while Tara, Jake, Johnnie, and Carrington wrestled with the poles of their massive four-person tent.
“This is like one of those team-building exercises,” Carrington joked, holding one end of the tent. “Except nobody knows what they’re doing.”
“Speak for yourself,” Jake shot back. “I’m practically a professional.”
Tara snorted. “Professional at what? Tangling ropes?”
Despite the banter, the tents slowly started taking shape, and once yours was done, you decided to take a break. The pull of the lake a little ways off was too strong to resist, and you headed there alone, enjoying the quiet as the others continued setting up.
The lake was stunning, its surface shimmering under the midday sun. You sat down on the grassy shore, taking a deep breath. As peaceful as it was, you couldn’t shake the strange knot in your stomach.
“Hey,” a familiar voice called out, startling you. You turned to see Matt walking toward you, his expression soft but curious. “What’s wrong, Y/N?”
“Nothing,” you said quickly, though you weren’t convincing anyone, least of all Matt.
He sat down beside you on the ground, his knee brushing yours. “Come on. You don’t wander off like this unless something’s on your mind.”
You hesitated, looking out at the water. “I… I don’t know what’s going on, Matt.”
“What do you mean?” His brow furrowed as he leaned in slightly.
You sighed, struggling to find the words. “You flirting with me, Matt. You’ve never done that before, and we’ve been friends since kindergarten. But these past few weeks… it’s like you’ve flipped a switch or something.”
Matt stared at you for a moment, his mouth opening as if to speak, but no words came out. Finally, he let out a frustrated laugh, running a hand through his hair. “I… I… Fuck, can I just show you?”
You blinked at him, taken aback by his sudden intensity. “Show me?”
“Do you trust me?” he asked softly, his eyes meeting yours.
You hesitated for only a moment before nodding.
Matt didn’t wait for any more confirmation. He leaned in, his hand brushing against your cheek as his lips met yours. The kiss was tentative at first, almost testing the waters. You froze for a second, surprised, but the warmth of his touch and the sincerity behind it melted your hesitation.
Before long, you kissed him back, the tentative nature of it quickly giving way to something more urgent. Matt’s hand slid to the back of your neck, pulling you closer as his other hand rested on the ground beside you for support.
The world around you seemed to fade until the sound of someone clearing their throat behind you brought you both crashing back to reality.
You broke apart, whipping your head around to see Tara standing there, arms crossed and an amused smirk plastered on her face.
“I just wanted to let you guys know that lunch is ready,” she said, her tone teasing. “But I guess you were about to have your own lunch if I hadn’t caught you.”
Your cheeks burned as Matt groaned, dropping his head into his hands. “Tara…”
“Relax,” she said, waving a hand. “I’m not going to say anything.”
“Please don’t,” Matt said quickly, looking up at her. “Not yet.”
You nodded, your voice small. “Yes, please, Tara.”
Tara grinned and stepped forward, pulling you into a quick hug. “Of course, babes. Your secret’s safe with me.”
She shot Matt a knowing look before turning on her heel and walking back toward the campsite, leaving the two of you in stunned silence.
Matt ran a hand through his hair and let out a small sigh as he stood, brushing dirt off his shorts. “We’ll talk later, yeah?” he said softly, extending a hand to you.
You hesitated for a second before slipping your hand into his. His grip was firm and steady, and you let him pull you to your feet.
“Yeah,” you replied quietly, your heart still racing from everything that had just happened.
Hand in hand, you started walking back toward the campsite. Neither of you said much, but the silence wasn’t awkward. It felt… natural. His thumb brushed against the back of your hand a few times, and you could feel his warmth even in the cool afternoon breeze.
As the tents came into view, Matt slowed his pace slightly. You followed his lead, only letting go of his hand when you were close enough for the others to potentially see.
The rest of the day passed without much fanfare. Everyone was too busy settling in, unpacking, and making plans for the weekend to notice the lingering looks Matt kept shooting your way—or the way your gaze seemed to find him, no matter where he was.
By the time dinner rolled around, the group was gathered at the makeshift dining area near the firepit. The meal was simple but satisfying, and everyone chatted animatedly about their plans for tomorrow.
“I’m calling dibs on the best fishing spot,” Jake announced, pointing a fork at everyone.
“You don’t even know where the fishing spots are,” Chris countered, rolling his eyes.
“That’s why we’re exploring tomorrow,” Tara chimed in, nudging Jake.
As the conversation flowed, Matt’s shoulder brushed against yours, and you felt him subtly tap your leg with his knee under the table. When you glanced at him, he gave you a small, knowing smile, like you were sharing a secret no one else was privy to.
After dinner, the group moved to the bonfire, the flames crackling and casting warm, flickering light over everyone. The smell of burning wood filled the air as you settled into the circle of camping chairs. Unsurprisingly, Matt plopped down in the seat beside you.
The firelight highlighted the relaxed expression on his face, but you didn’t miss the way he kept stealing glances at you. Every now and then, his hand would brush yours as he adjusted in his seat, or his knee would bump yours as he leaned over to grab something.
“Hey, Y/N, you want a s'more?” Matt asked suddenly, holding out the makings of one.
You smiled. “Sure, thanks.”
He handed it to you, his fingers lingering just a little too long on yours. Chris, sitting across the fire, narrowed his eyes suspiciously but said nothing, instead turning his attention back to Sam and Colby, who were deep in conversation about tomorrow’s hike.
As the night wore on, one by one, people began calling it a night.
“I’m wiped,” Nick announced, stretching and yawning. “See you all in the morning.”
“Same,” Tara agreed, standing up and brushing off her shorts. “Don’t stay up too late, you two,” she added with a knowing smirk in your direction.
Once the others had all retreated to their tents, it was just you and Matt left by the fire. The crackling flames filled the silence as you both stared into the embers, the unspoken tension from earlier hanging between you.
“So,” Matt said after a moment, his voice quiet but steady. “About earlier…”
You glanced at him, your stomach flipping at the serious look in his eyes. “Yeah?”
He shifted slightly in his chair, leaning forward with his elbows resting on his knees. “I know I kind of blindsided you with… all of that. I didn’t mean to freak you out.”
“You didn’t freak me out,” you said quickly, though your voice came out softer than you intended. “I was just… surprised, I guess.”
Matt nodded slowly, his gaze flickering between your eyes and the fire. “I’ve been wanting to say something for a while now, but I didn’t know how. And then, today, it just felt like… if I didn’t do something, I was gonna lose my mind.”
You swallowed hard, your heart pounding in your chest. “Say something like what?”
He exhaled, running a hand through his hair. “Like… I like you, Y/N. More than a friend. More than I probably should. And I know we’ve been friends forever, and I don’t want to mess that up, but I can’t keep pretending I don’t feel this way.”
His words hung in the air, heavy and raw. You felt a lump form in your throat as you tried to process what he was saying.
“Matt…” you started, your voice trailing off as you struggled to find the right words.
“It’s okay if you don’t feel the same,” he said quickly, his voice laced with vulnerability. “I just… I needed you to know.”
You hesitated for only a moment before the words tumbled out of your mouth. “I like you too, Matt.”
Matt froze, his eyes widening slightly as he processed what you said. Slowly, a smile broke across his face, one of those genuine, heart-stopping smiles that made your chest tighten.
“You do?” he asked softly, like he needed to hear it again to believe it.
You nodded, biting your lip to keep from smiling too much. “Yeah, I do. And… I think I have for a while.”
Matt let out a breathy laugh, shaking his head. “God, you have no idea how happy that makes me.”
Before you could respond, he leaned in again, his lips finding yours with a newfound confidence. This time, the kiss was less tentative, more assured. His hand cupped your face, his thumb brushing against your cheek as he pulled you closer.
You melted into him, the warmth of the fire and the feel of his lips making your head spin. Time seemed to slow as the kiss deepened, his other hand resting lightly on your thigh.
You broke apart briefly, both of you catching your breath. Matt rested his forehead against yours, his voice low and slightly raspy. “I’ve wanted to do that for so long.”
You smiled, your fingers lightly tracing the back of his neck. “So have I.”
The fire crackled softly, the world around you fading away again as his lips met yours once more. This time, the kiss grew more heated, his hands sliding down to your waist as you leaned closer into him.
“Matt,” you whispered against his lips, your voice barely audible.
He pulled back just enough to meet your eyes, his gaze filled with both concern and desire. “Yeah?”
“I need you,” you said softly, your cheeks flushing at your own boldness.
Matt’s breath hitched, his eyes searching yours for a moment. “You sure?”
You nodded, your voice steady this time. “Yeah. 100%.”
His lips curved into a small smile before he pressed them to yours again, this time with more urgency. Without breaking the kiss, he stood, pulling you gently to your feet.
“Let’s go,” he murmured, his hand intertwining with yours as he led you toward your tent.
As soon as the zipper of your tent was sealed, Matt turned to you, his eyes scanning your face like he couldn’t believe this was happening. He didn’t waste a second before his lips were on yours again, the kiss filled with a mix of hunger and tenderness.
Your hands instinctively found their way to his hair, tugging gently as he deepened the kiss. His hands rested on your waist, fingers toying with the hem of your sweatshirt as if silently asking for permission.
You pulled back just enough to catch your breath, your forehead resting against his. “You’re not wasting any time, are you?” you teased, your voice breathless.
Matt chuckled softly, his lips brushing against yours as he spoke. “Can you blame me? I’ve been dreaming about this moment for years.”
His words sent a shiver down your spine, and without a second thought, you reached for the hem of your sweatshirt, tugging it over your head in one swift motion. Left in just your tank top and shorts, you felt a slight rush of nerves, but the way Matt’s eyes darkened with admiration erased any insecurity.
“You’re so beautiful,” he murmured, his voice barely above a whisper as his hands slid up your sides, resting just below your ribs.
Your cheeks burned at his words, but you didn’t have time to respond before his lips were back on yours, more insistent this time. You tugged at the hem of his shirt, signaling him to take it off.
“Off,” you muttered against his mouth, making him grin.
“Yes, ma’am,” Matt said playfully, pulling back briefly to yank his shirt over his head and toss it aside. His toned chest was on full display, the firelight from outside casting faint shadows that made him look impossibly good.
Your hands immediately found his skin, exploring the warmth of his chest and the faint muscles of his abdomen. He shivered slightly under your touch, his breath hitching as your fingers grazed a particularly sensitive spot.
“Not fair,” he mumbled, his hands slipping under the hem of your tank top. “You’re wearing too much.”
“Then do something about it,” you challenged, a teasing smile playing on your lips.
He grinned, his confidence returning as he slowly lifted your tank top, his fingers brushing against your skin and sending sparks through your body. Once it was off, he tossed it aside and took a moment to look at you, his eyes softening.
“You’re perfect,” he said sincerely, his voice laced with both awe and affection.
You felt your cheeks flush again, but before you could respond, his lips found yours once more. His hands roamed your back, pulling you closer until there was almost no space between you.
The heat between you both was growing, your kisses becoming more passionate as his fingers traced the waistband of your shorts. You mirrored his actions, your hands moving to his waistband, tugging slightly to signal your impatience.
“Someone’s eager,” Matt teased, pulling back just enough to meet your gaze.
“Shut up,” you shot back, though your smile betrayed your playful tone.
Laughing softly, Matt hooked his fingers into the waistband of your shorts, slowly sliding them down. You kicked them off to the side, leaving you in just your underwear. He quickly followed suit, shedding his own shorts and leaving the both of you equally vulnerable.
The air inside the tent felt electric, the weight of what was about to happen hanging in the space between you.
“Are you really sure about this?” Matt’s voice was low, almost a whisper, as his eyes searched yours for any sign of hesitation. The flickering firelight from outside the tent cast soft shadows across his face, highlighting the nervous edge in his expression.
You nodded, your breath catching as his hands moved slowly, deliberately, brushing against your skin as they slid behind your back. His fingers trembled slightly as they found the clasp of your bra, pausing for just a moment. It was as if he was giving you one last chance to change your mind, his touch tentative yet electrifying.
“I am,” you whispered, your voice steady despite the wild beating of your heart.
Matt let out a quiet exhale, leaning in closer as he carefully undid the clasp, his lips curving into a faint smile.
The moment your bra slipped away, Matt’s hesitation vanished. His hands gently traced your sides before his lips found their way to your chest. He kissed your skin softly at first, then with growing hunger, his mouth closed around your sensitive peak.
A sharp gasp escaped your lips as he sucked gently, his tongue teasing in ways that sent shivers coursing through your body. His hands anchored firmly at your waist, pulling you closer as his mouth explored you with an intensity that left you breathless. Each flick of his tongue and graze of his lips ignited a fire that seemed to consume the space between you.
Completely lost in the moment, your hands began to wander, sliding down to rest against Matt’s hips. Your fingers traced over the waistband of his underwear before moving lower, feeling the heat radiating through the fabric.
You began to rub him gently, eliciting a low, shaky groan from Matt that only spurred you on. His head tilted back slightly, his eyes fluttering shut as he let himself give in to the sensation. The way his breath hitched with every movement of your hand sent a thrill through you, the tension between you growing impossibly thicker with every passing second.
"As much as I’m enjoying this, baby," Matt murmured, his voice low and laced with desire, his lips brushing against your ear. "We’re gonna have to skip the foreplay—and you’ll need to be quiet for me. Can you do that, hmm?"
His words were both a plea and a challenge, the suggestive edge in his tone making your pulse race. "We don’t want the others to hear, yeah?" he added, a teasing smirk playing on his lips as his gaze locked with yours, dark and full of promise.
You quickly nodded, your breath hitching as your hands slid Matt’s boxers down his thighs, exposing him fully. With a deep inhale, you pushed your own underwear off, leaving you both bare—completely vulnerable before each other.
Matt’s gaze roamed over you, his eyes filled with awe and something deeper. “You’re so beautiful, Y/N,” he whispered, his voice barely audible, as if he couldn’t believe his luck.
A soft smile curved your lips as you reached up to touch his face. “You’re not so bad yourself, Matty,” you teased, your tone light but filled with affection.
He leaned down, capturing your lips in a kiss that was both tender and passionate, pulling you closer as if he never wanted to let go. The kiss deepened, filled with unspoken emotions, before Matt gently guided you onto your back. His body hovered over yours, his weight settling just enough to feel the warmth of his skin against yours, as the moment wrapped around you like a cocoon of intimacy.
You both lost yourselves in a heated kiss, your lips moving together with a mix of urgency and tenderness. Matt’s hand trailed down your body, his fingers finding your core with ease. He stroked your slit with deliberate, teasing movements, spreading your arousal.
“You’re so wet for me, baby,” he murmured, his voice husky and filled with desire.
“Just for you, Matty,” you whispered back, your voice breathy and trembling with anticipation.
Matt positioned himself, the tip of him pressing against your entrance. He paused for a moment, his eyes meeting yours, searching for reassurance. When you gave a small nod, he pushed in slowly, drawing a low groan from deep within his chest.
“God, you’re so tight,” he gasped, his voice strained with the effort of holding back.
“So big,” you moaned softly, your hands gripping his shoulders as your body adjusted to him. The stretch was intense but intoxicating, and every sensation seemed to heighten the connection between you.
“Fuck, I wish we were alone right now,” Matt grunted, his voice a mix of frustration and raw desire as he moved inside you, his thrusts slow but deliberate. “I want to hear those little noises you make so bad.”
A quiet whimper escaped your lips, barely audible as you clung to him, your nails grazing his back. “Me too, Matty,” you whispered, your breath hitching as he angled his hips just right. “Needed you so bad.”
His movements faltered slightly, his lips brushing against your ear as he let out a low growl. “When we’re home, I’m not holding back,” he promised, his tone dark and dripping with intent. “I’m going to make you scream my name, over and over again, baby.”
“Yes, please,” you moaned softly, your voice trembling with anticipation as your body melted beneath his.
Matt’s lips found yours again, his kiss hungry and unrelenting. “You drive me insane, you know that?” he muttered against your mouth, his hands gripping your hips as he buried himself deeper. “You’re all I ever think about.”
The confession sent a wave of heat through you, your heart pounding in sync with his movements. “Matty,” you breathed, cupping his face and forcing him to meet your gaze. “You mean everything to me. I don’t think I could ever want anyone else.”
His eyes softened for a moment, the intensity of his feelings shining through as he leaned his forehead against yours. “You have no idea how much I love you,” he murmured, his voice cracking slightly.
Your response was instant, your hands threading through his hair. “Then show me,” you whispered, your voice laced with emotion.
And he did, pouring every unspoken word into each touch, each kiss, and every movement as if the rest of the world didn’t exist.
Your hips moved instinctively, rising to meet his as his rhythm grew relentless, the heat between you building to a fever pitch. His breath was hot against your ear, his voice strained and commanding as he growled, "If you grind into me just like that again, I swear I'll fill you so deep you’ll feel me for days."
The raw need in his tone sent a shiver down your spine, your hands clutching at his shoulders for support. "Yes, Matty," you whimpered, your voice trembling with desperation. "Please, I’m so close... I need you."
He groaned in response, his lips brushing against your jawline, leaving a trail of searing kisses down your neck. “You need me, huh?” he murmured, his pace quickening. “Say it again. Tell me exactly what you need.”
Your body arched into him, unable to resist the magnetic pull of his touch. “I need you to make me cum,” you gasped, your voice breaking as the tension coiled tighter within you. “Please, Matty. I want all of you.”
“God, you’re perfect,” he muttered, his hands gripping your hips as he thrust harder, deeper, the sound of your mingled breaths filling the room like a melody of desire. His voice dropped lower, rough and full of need as he whispered, “You feel so good. You take me so perfectly—every inch of you was made for me.”
The raw passion in his words sent a wave of pleasure rolling through you, your nails digging into his back as your body moved in perfect sync with his. “Matty,” you gasped, your voice trembling as you felt the edge drawing nearer, “I’m going to—”
“Not yet,” he interrupted, his tone commanding yet tender as he slowed his pace just enough to keep you teetering on the brink. “I want to feel you lose control completely when you let go. Hold it for me a little longer, love.”
You whimpered in protest, the ache in your core almost unbearable. “I can’t,” you pleaded, your voice breaking with desperation. “Please, Matty. I need to cum.”
His eyes locked onto yours, dark and intense, as he leaned in to capture your lips in a searing kiss. “Then cum,” he murmured against your mouth, his thrusts growing wild and relentless. “Let go for me now, baby. I’ve got you.”
The words shattered what little control you had left, your release crashing over you like a tidal wave. Your body trembled as he held you close, his own release following moments later, his groan vibrating through your skin as he spilled into you, his name spilling from your lips like a prayer.
For a moment, there was only the sound of your ragged breaths and the warmth of his body enveloping you. His fingers traced lazy circles on your skin as he whispered, “You’re everything I’ve ever wanted and more.”
You smiled softly, your head resting against his chest. “And you, Matty, are everything I didn’t know I needed.”
He chuckled, pressing a tender kiss to your temple. “Good, because I’m never letting you go.”
The world faded away as you lay together, completely undone yet utterly whole in each other’s arms. His hand rested lightly on your waist, his chest rising and falling with every breath. Matt let out a quiet laugh, breaking the comfortable silence.
"Wow... that was just... wow," he said, his voice breathy but full of awe.
You smiled, still trying to catch your breath. "Yeah, we should definitely do that again," you teased, but the words faltered when you heard a loud voice from outside the tent.
"No! You two, go to sleep now," Nick yelled, clearly trying to sound stern, but his voice was thick with amusement. That fucker is trying not to laugh. "You weren’t as quiet as you thought. You can... uh, 'have fun' as much as you want when we’re back home. But not here!"
Your face flushed immediately, and you quickly buried it in Matt’s neck, unable to hide the embarrassment. Matt chuckled, his fingers gently running through your hair, trying to calm you down.
"Guess we're up for some major teasing tomorrow, huh, baby?" Matt whispered in your ear, his voice full of mischief.
You groaned, too embarrassed to even look up, but you could hear the laughter of the others outside. "I swear, I’ll never live this down."
“You’re so in for it when we get home.”
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“Did you shoot him?”
Not everyone solves their problems via violence. They should, though. It would make for a more sensical world.
“I shot mine the first couple times. Or, stabbed him. Weapons weren’t as good back then.”
Elias takes another few bites. Maybe it isn’t so bad. Maybe it’s actually good. Fuck that weird lady’s husband.
Lucy is lost. She can smell blood in the air all around her. This is not the way home. This isn't her place.
"Hello? Hello?"
Her voice echoes and tapers out.
She turns around to see the gleam of gunmetal in the sunlight.
She can't get enough air to scream.
@detritus-of-the-earth
“Hi.” Elias rumbles, in his old nowhere-in-particular accent. This one’s strange. He thinks an old version of him might have called her beautiful. All he can see now is another frightened sack of meat.
He puts his cigarette out on his sleeve. There’s a silence surrounding Elias that Lucy knows well. The silence that comes before a blow.
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How the fuck is PHP a serious language? "Yeah I'm going to make a scripting language with no experience as a fun personal project. It's going to have zero consistency and half the features feel incomplete. It'll be used on 75% of websites in 2024."
I'm casting arrays as objects and then using variables to access the object properties. A serious language would never allow this to happen.
#PHP#software development#things that make you go “this will never pass code review”#but this actually solves a problem so maybe?
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The most moderate, nuanced and productive people I have discussed the Israel-Hamas war with have been Jews, Israelis, and people with Palestinian family. Everyone directly affected by this just wants it to stop and to have peace and safety in the region in a way that minimises the casualty count.
The most extreme and performative and vile things I've been told are by people who have no connection to this and like to think they are experts because they have covered adjacent topics during learning, or read stuff online.
If all the randos in the west would just shut up for ten minutes and let those of us actually affected, with an understanding of the history of the land and the culture and the generational trauma experienced by Jews and Palestinians alike talk, we might actually have a chance to salvage this and stop it spiraling
#jumblr#antisemitism#i/p#nuance is something so easy to have and yet people choose not to#we are measured and non extreme because we dont have the privilege to be angry.#someone literally said that they wont ensge further with me because the topic makes me emotional#jews get called genocidal#palestinans get called Antisemitic#how about the rest of you shut the fuck up and let the adults talk#maybe youll learn how to problem solve and not be a bigot if you listen to those you so desperately want to hate#its pathetic#we all know hamas doesnt represent all Palestinians#we also know hamas teaches Antisemitism in schools in gaza and the west bank#these two things can and should co-exist in your head#that doesnt meam all palestinians are rabid jew hating murderers#it means the situation is complicated and not black and white and will take more than just screaming for a ceasefire to actually solve#we are not a football for your performative activism
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DPxDC Prompt
Thinking back on it, Danny probably should have been more wary of being given the title ‘Ender Of Timelines’.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny phantom#dc x dp#dcxdp#I guess any crossover but it’s the one I was thinking of at the time#probably a summon fic?#they’re like Oh Fuck Who Have These Cultists Brought In?!?!#panic. mayhem. chaos.#meanwhile Danny is like. you put ONE alternate universe version of yourself into your own CLONE and SUDDENLY it’s a PROBLEM#he steadfast ignores the other times he fucked with time and then refucked with it to fix it#arguably it’s a title that should go to Dark Danny who I’m calling Dante because#chefs kiss ITS GREAT#maybe it applies to both so it’s like. a coin toss who shows up#Dante is like. ugh. community service says I CANT. let me give you the most bored speech on the planet about loving the earth and making…#the most of your timeline.#you know. up until he actually NEEDS to go light some fires. which he’s maybe a bit too quick to jump in on as soon as he can#meanwhile Danny is like. I can barely pass geometry and now I gotta help solve THIS problem TOO?!#they’re both good at it. just. different approaches#the timeline is capital f FUCKED if both show up tho#the mythos… you could have so much fun with it lol
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honestly, maybe it's a hot take or whatever, but I think that tearing down the veil and *potentially* bringing back the immortality to the elves would not have helped them a lot
#like ok i'm not 100% sure that tearing down the veil would even make them immortal again#bc the problem is that the elves of today are so far distanced from the ones is solas's time i don't know how that would even work#or maybe i'm stupid and missing context clues but whatever#but like what service would that *actually* do to the elves?#it won't bring their erased history back#it won't suddenly break all the chains of the ensalved elves#or give better quality of life to those in the alienages#bc take fucking tevinter#yeah if suddenly all enslaved elves became mages it sure would help them#but their enslavers are ALSO mages#who had way more training and years of practice#and then the ones in the south#if they suddenly all became mages#what would stop the templars of jus rounding everyone up and committing a genocide?#what would stop the ruler of orlais of burning the alienages again#like waht gets to me is that#the current situation of elves in thedas is a political problem#that needs to be solved through that#through rebellion through changing the status quo#to pushing for political powers to protect their elven citizes#not through magical means#bc that time is gone#and the dalish and the city elves have SUCH different cultures#than the ones of the first elves#that like...what would they gain?#solas could have spent his time actively encouraging all elves in thedas to rebel#to break their chains and rise up against their masters#but instead he's choosing to risk literally everyone's lives bc of HIS regrets#like he is only thinking of the past and of himself and of the people of his time#the way he treats the dalish is a good example of that
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Ghost Agatha, Death, and Billy getting pulled into some random witchy/halloween themed adventure has so much October potential, that if I was Marvel, I'd fast track another largely stand alone series (or even a Disney+ movie) featuring these three. Billy and Agatha can get temporarily sidetracked from finding Tommy to deal with some October threat. It would be a lot of fun.
#yes I am going to keep posting about all the things I think should happen next#maybe one of them will happen#you can combine this one with flashbacks#actually that's perfect#Rio and Agatha got into some trouble a few hundred years ago and now it's back#we combine flashbacks with the three of them reluctantly working together to solve the present day problem#done#let's go#so easy#Agatha all along#agatha all along spoilers
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i have officially returned. ask me anything.
#random thoughts#i'll probably answer it tomorrow because i'm tired. i don't know why.#ciel if you see this i've been nicer to myself these past few days following your birthday. taking care of myself in general aspects.#which i sort of hate myself for but it's okay because. uh. i won't be like this forever. i'll be better at what i'm trying to do i promise.#new year's resolution is not fucking with me.........#oh also!! i've been sort of feeling like a dead person at times. and also like a cockroach. i have had to repeatedly tell myself that#i'm not dead i'm not dead!!!!#because i'm not. obviously. and i know i'm not. my brain is just silly. it likes to tell me i am things i am not like book characters.#and recently my mother got me my own rosary and we've been practicing praying together with my brother.#can you imagine how bad it must be for me to turn to christianity as a coping mechanism? not even when i was terrorized with death thoughts#not even in august for fuck's sake.#but it's actually not that bad. though i think i like the idea of organized religion more than i like being a part of it.#also i feel like my being catholic (mostly non-practicing) is betraying the queer community somehow. like. queer people have suffered#so much because of the christian church in general. so it's like. being christian is weird when i'm also queer.#but also then i feel weird when i try to do things in relation to christianity. like. put saint in my artist name.#that feels blasphemous i don't know. is it?????? it's not that serious either way but. augh.#i am going to write a song about this. also fellow christians is it okay to use the lyric 'uselessly clutching her rosary' or is that bad?#because i mean. technically. the she i'm referring to sort of is. because god isn't solving any of our problems.#he's just fucking. watching. if he's even real.#(and no my disappearance isn't related to the catholicism thing it's something else. as in the one thing i haven't told anyone else but cie#and an irl friend. if you are ciel then i am completely open to talking about said thing.#otherwise i will continue to drop cryptic little notes on my blog because I AM SILLY. {: )#going to play roblox now and maybe say hello to you fuckers on discord for a bit of fun. goodbye.
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I still can't forgive Horikoshi for setting up Hawks to be in the perfect position to change the system and then have him... not do that
#i have other issues with the ending but i truly think if he had hawks abolish the hero rankings that would solve so many problems#what was the point of making dabi (product of the hero rankings) burn hawks' wings? was that not an icarus metaphor?#how can he come away from that encounter and decide the hero rankings are still good actually#i get that he's an 'optimist' but none of his optimism equated to real action for the better#the epilogue says it does even though the system did not change in any tangible way. so how did it do that#just because everyday people were inspired by midoriya? that'll only go so far#methinks horikoshi maybe wanted to do more drastic changes then for some reason settled for keeping the status quo#it was such a let down because i loved hawks solely for the potential he had to change everything#it's why i was 100% okay with him being president. i was hyped for that. but he didn't do anythinnggggg so what was the point#hawks#mha
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i know spite is not a. sustaining thing to be motivated by But anytime i see a ""real"" artist (someone who actually knows how to draw and knows what goes into making a drawing) use genAI for inspiration/reference/at any other point in their process, it motivates me like nothing else to just draw. not anything in particular, just drawing for the sake of it. like i dont understand how, as an artist, you dont enjoy the basic things about drawing. just do something else at that point
#like im sorry but if you need the lake draining plagiarism machine to come up with IDEAS for you..........#maybe take a step back and reevaluate if you actually want to draw or just be an artist.#maybe get into photography or photo manipulation or something if your main goal is just having an image in the end..#similar thing for references like come on just take your own pictures or use pinterest like the rest of us#there is no problem that exists that genAI is solving.... especially not with all its drawbacks#this is partly about ergojosh but ive seen so many other artists use genAI to get out the drawing part and its like.#what else is left if you dont draw and dont come up with ideas
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I need to go to sleep but i dont wanna go to sleep i want to think about sashannarcy
#im gonna write my fanfic in my head while going to honk mimimimi#like i swear guys they're having such a terrible time#the three of them end up in a political marriage at like 15 and they think ''cool! i get to have sleepovers every day with my best friends#with whom i may or may not be in love with. AND solve several political problems in amphibia'' and then 10 years later this marriage#this fucking marriage has fucked them up soooo badly#the worst part is that despite it absolutely wrecking them. they still fell in love in the meantime.#mmmm maybe marrying three 15yo girls to each other to end a civil war wasn't a good idea#yes this is my#raised in amphibia au#my posts#they learn to love each other for realsies in time! they should have never gotten married in the first place but if they had the option now#they would do it without question!! they went through so much together and it all exploded one day and it resulted in#actually i wont say anything in case i change my mind later#but yeah just. sashannarct#sashannarcy*
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the more i think about it the more it bothers me that the fandom is taking for granted that since the south ends up the way it ends up each one of our choices in previous games is wiped out. but like, i don't get that??
yes, denerim is destroyed, but why should that imply that whoever i put on the throne is dead and the choice i made three games ago is null and void?? denerim has been destroyed before in the fifth blight, this didn't mean that everyone in the city was killed.
sure, kirkwall is destroyed too, but why that should mean that merrill fixing the eluvian doesn't matter?? maybe that's how they took people to safety??
the hero of ferelden not being mentioned doesn't sure as hell mean that they don't exist anymore or that they are not fighting. actually, considering they are not in weisshaupt, this gives us even more reason to believe that they are in the south doing what they always did (which is: whatever the fuck they want).
i've seen some people say that since the inquisitor's love interest doesn't mention the other da:i companions in the letter, then they are obviously all dead. i'm sorry, but what the actual fuck???
i feel like if something is not explicitly said in the game people are just assuming the worst and i don't understand why. to me this should also be seen as a way to keep our headcanons intact, expecially where the warden and hawke are concerned, and a way from bioware to not force a hard canon on us. sure, it would have been AWESOME to have our previous choices influence somewhat the way things were going, but this doesn't mean they can't get brought up in future games. most da:o choices didn't matter in da2, aside from the useless 5 minutes cameos, but lots of them came back during da:i. why with veilguard it cannot be the same??
the vagueness to me feels like a way to allow that, in the face of a lack of time and resources for veilguard. maybe in future games, if we get to revisit southern thedas, they will actually pull some of those storylines back and go more in depth on what happened there.
i just don't get why in the meanwhile we all have to absolutely assume death and destruction for everything and everyone. you are just painting the picture way worse than it actually is. all because you're disappointed in your own expectations. but those were your own.
#sorry i went off#but i'm just so baffled by this#maybe going into the game with 0 spoilers and expectation has helped me not to take all this so hard but honestly#the letters are actually a good way - given the production circumstances - to let us know that things are bad#but not going into detail actually allows for future games to explore how exactly bad/not that bad#to me veilguard is a lot like da2 in the sense that the problems are worldwide but the scope of the game is local and personal#yes we aren't stuck in a single city; but we still see very very little of the places we are in. of the whole northern thedas.#and the way rook and the others approach solving problems is very local. very personal#so it really makes sense to me to not have a clear idea and a much larger focus that#let's say: a war table for the south#would allow us to have#idk idk i just feel like everything about veilguard is depicted as 10 times worse than it actually is#i'll shut up now bye#random text post#fandom critical ///#da:tv spoilers ///#veilguard related
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I don't understand
Why won't they destroy the log for the steak???
You can have steak AND log!!!
#minecraft parkour civilization#ik this could mean that many people will jump for the steak meaning they always wanted an answer#a solution even#but they tend to overlook THE problem#the obstacle to find peace#people alwaayss want to get the steak immediately but the upcoming obstacles lead them to their doom#just like how many people try to get the solution to their war problem only to doom themselves maybe even in death#the log as a metaphor for the obstacle is very promising#so breaking it is like solving it#like finding the solution for this this barrier and resolving it#actually taking matters to their hands to gain .. PEACE#to put EFFORT for it. TO ACTUALLY TRYING TO#AND ACHIEVE IT. THE PEACE#omg bro i dont even watch the yt movie wth why am i nerding out on the idea
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Not to make a post about a horror movie that was never really popular on here, but I am pretty sure that Danny was killed because they were about to cheat
#I saw a lot of people theorizing about how maybe he was too smart?#Nope he was simply the one holding the lighter with the intent to solve the ice cube problem#In a way which was not intended by Minos#Makes it interesting tho that they didn't do anything to stop Zoey from destroying the cameras but that's probably because she left one#Until the very last moment#Anyway I need somebody to explain to me why the drug room was Mike's room???#horror tag#escape room 2019#I actually need four more of those movies because the premise is!!! But the execution was so :'(
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#because I didn’t really like the pov of the first one but I don’t know where the second one should go so if you just. put em together#boom problem solved#poll#poll time#tumblr polls#my polls#polls#writing#writing poll#writing ideas#writing woes#writing stuff#please help#idk if I should. I might but Should I#I made a whole backstory for this character and then added a second backstory and I like that one way better so maybe I should just#get rid of the first one#like it wasn’t bad I guess but not what I’m looking for here#vanilla extract#please actually answer though I do genuinely want feedback#I mean I guess it’d be hard without context. uhh#originally 1 was a vr thing where the mc played games n stuff that surrounded her villain vr character#2 is just the vague idea of ‘hey what if someone died and was reincarnated as a system?’ but nothing more#the combo I’m thinking of will kinda be somewhere along the lines of Mc being the new system and the story surrounds the hero/villain stuff#with like gods and stuff being annoying assholes but at least having cool ideas sometimes#that’s all you’re getting for now though 😤 /lh
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