#but theyre best friends and really care for eachother just not romantically in love

[b33tlejules]

🎓❤️✂️TALK ABOUT GARY NEOW

its garin' time

🎓 - How long have you had the OC?

Since about 2022? He's my dnd character for a campaign that's been going on and off for the past two years 👍

❤️ - What is one of your OC’s best memories?

The night before the town's yearly craft fair. His wife (Jubilee) is sitting at the couch working hard on another knitting project that will be finished just in time for the fair. His step-son, Pandemonium (goes by Pan, chose it himself) is sitting in a chair watching over Gary's shoulder as he carefully teaches him how to braid a bracelet in a style his mother taught him. Pan keeps trying to rush it and Gary's a little exasperated but is so fond of his enthusiasm. They stay up late eating snacks and rushing projects together as a family. They end up being half an hour late to setting up shop but who cares they needed breakfast.

✂️ - What is one of your OC’s worst memories?

Dying a second time always hurts worse than dying the first time. The first time he died, he drowned. His wild magic surged for the first time in his life and he turned to stone at the bottom of the lake. The second time, he didn't even make it to the water before a corrupted beast attacked him, leaving him to bleed out on the forest floor. Gary's current coworkers (who timetraveled for grim reaper reasons) decided for his sake that they should put him out of his misery, and cast a darkness spell over his eyes before killing him.

Being barely able to breathe through shattered ribs and unable to see anything beyond pure darkness haunts him. Choking on water and clawing for the surface that he'll never reach haunts him. The worst part is, both of his deaths are simultaneously true.

[twomystdunstans]

I do want to clarify. this post was made by a member of the aspec john and arthur gang ❤ they are besties. qpps. Not romantic ❤ sorry 😚❤

man they really went from "I have your eyes" (threat) to "you are my eyes :)" (affectionate)

[i-starcreamed]

HEAR ME OUT ON A FUNKY LITTLE REQ (for like hcs or something idk but i’m sure whatever you come up with will be SCRUMPTIOUS) B-127 WITH A READER WHO’S BASICALLY HIS FEMALE COUNTERPART — Like it’s giving bestfriends to lovers bc theyre literally both golden retrievers — LMAO I CAN PICTURE THE ‘SHARES ONE BRAINCELL’ MOMENT BETWEEN THOSE TWO

(ive been STRUGGLING so damn bad over b bc WHYD THEY MAKE HIM SO CUTE AND SILLY IN THE MOVIE??)

Drink up, Eat enough, sleep well and take lots of rest Kier!! :)

B-127 X READER

TYSM DOLLY! This request is so silly. Sorry this is short :3

Cybertronian! Fem reader

No warnings just silliness

He’s definitely in love. At first, in love platonically. You have an equal amount of chatter and enthusiasm to match his.

Let's say you met him down in the low levels, you too were a friend of Orion and D. You know when he was all happy to introduce himself and such? You also piped up and were like, "Oh my god I had no idea bots would go this low!" (wince) "How long have you been here?? This place looks scary..Oh! I'm Y/N by the way!"

You two immediately clicked. On the way to your little adventure, both of you were yapping the whole time. Either both annoying Elita or just adding onto each other. Huge smiles on your faces. Orion and D just looked at each other...they knew what this was going to lead up to. To be fair, they were glad you finally found someone to talk to. You spoke to both of them just fine, but now you REALLY spoke.

yapper x yapper <3

now going a bit off-canon, here are some best friend headcanons :3

even as friends, he is very touchy. Like, he doesn't mind hugging you or locking arms or anything.

If he hasn't seen you in a while? He running to you and hugging you soo hard. He’s the type to twirl you around

Gladly shares energon snacks with you

Once he had an alt mode, he’ll want to constantly race you. He’s so excited!!! And you are too!!

His romantic headcanons aren’t much different tbh

You guys are always touching. Holding servos. Touching shoulders, leaning on eachother. SMILING

YAPPATRON X YAPPATRON AGAIN

he likes having his faceplate kissed all over, you’re always attacking his face

PDA fan, he doesn’t care. Nothing too crazy, but he definitely likes showing you off casually. If you’re especially affectionate with him in public, he gets so flustered. Poor guy is a mess

When you two start dating no one really knows. You both act the same as you did as best friends. Maybe slightly more affectionate. Everyone thinks y’all are ADORABLE though

[jazzyblusnowflake]

OMG hi…I really like your art and was wondering if you wanna be mutuals??????????? Also tell me about your MD ships :3c

honey we are dating- .....okay yknow what- HI PRETTY & TALENTED LADY- yess i will absolutely love toooo 🙈💕💕💕💕💕

also lets see uhhh okay this is an excuse for me to just... expload-

keep in mind not every ship is meant for all of you so dont badger me about stuff that ISNT CANON or YOU DONT SHIP. contrary to whatever you believe, when somone posts about THEIR ships, nobody wants to hear about you NOT shipping it on THAT EXACT post.

hang in there, this gon be a long one >:p

First off we are starting strong with Nuzi- Biscuitbites obviously thats a given- these two just have too much to be said about why and how they make eachother the best version of eachother, whether they ever became canon or not- they fit like puzzle pieces- they lessen eachothers negative traits by being their for eachother.

next is Vuzi- Violentviolet, they are my favorite kind of enemies to lovers 😔 but its also tragic smh. kinda pissed off at how V always does something good in Uzis favor only when she is LITERALLY PASSED OUT- either in the camp ep on the bus or in Alices lab. like damn ofFUCKINGcourse Uzi wouldnt know she cares about her 😭😭😭

envuzi- Violentbitingbiscuits, i love these goobers with all my heart- they deserve the best 😔💕💕💕💕

envy - [does this poor ship just NOT have an exclusive FINDABLE tag name??? im calling them GoldenMemories...], i like to think that if they were in the manor still, and nothing bad had ever happened, these two would be comforting eachother in the healthiest way possible. V needs someone like N and N is just adorable like that uwu

Next we have JxTessa/Jessa- [calling them Fancyblades cuz why not-] J deserves some closure for the shit shes gone through smhhh 😔, its a tragic yuri of J loving and wanting something she probably already accepted she couldnt have, and even then she gotta deal with Ns ass being the favorite one regardless of how hard she tries to be perfect... sighhh i wanna imagine them in a future where Tessa was spared as the only human and J could save her 😭😭😭😭 Tessa might have loved doing mechanical stuff or wore black to hide grease/oil stains on her clothes from her parents and wore gloves to hide her oily stained hands- i want her to have a scene of wiring drones back to life and saving them and saying something like "hey there, you made it! dont worry, ill take care of you, youre my friend now :3" or something //dies//, also before anyone says it- even if Tessa was a teen in the flashbacks- romance is not exclusive to ADULTS, teens can love eachother without having sexual stuff involved. no she was not their MOTHER figure, she was their FRIEND who liked to fix robots for herself to not be alone in a house where her own parents literally chain her up as punishment. i dont even know why im arguing about this, people headcanon or make aus about characters NOT being dead all the time and if Tessa was alive for as long as J thought she was, Tessa would have been a perfectly fine adult either way. so counting this, yes shes canonically considered an adult when Cyn tries to imitate an adult humans body 🙄 makes as much sense as everything else i guess-

next ones i got is NorixYeva/Neva- Solverlilies- i just think theyre neat 😭😭😭 and once again, like everything else in this franchise- they are tragic yuris 😔 damn liam im finding a pattern over here 🤨 anyway, i like to think they either got closer in the lab experimentations or were already close when they were working as WDs in the campsite area for the humans. obviously canonically they were probably straight or just not into eachother romantically- [Nori either u have the worst taste men or Khan just fucking lost it after you died-] but also on the other handddd.... they have 2 hands and they are robots, i want them to kiss like two barbie dolls and im gonna make them do just that-

DollxLizzy/Dizzy- Bloodypink, wost fucking ship names ever, i cant find shit on them with these tags and it makes me angry >:/ at this point 2/3s of my ships are just tragic yuris smh, Doll did not deserve any of the things handed to her, even if she went about doing some things the wrong way i wish Lizzy didnt just abandon her- but then again, Doll did kinda abuse Lizzys trust and Lizzy got scared of being close to a serial murderer so.... morality calls this a draw? 😭 im crying... i wish someone was there to help Doll... sigh... i like to think Lizzy would have waited for Doll to just come back at some point... oh well, thats why AUs exist :"3 //sobs in the corner//

DollxUzi/Dollzi- Bloodybats, this ship is so underrated to me... they could have been... so much more. but why weren't they? did Yeva abandon ever getting close to Uzi when she was a kid after Nori died? did Uzi and Doll just never play around together as kids when their mothers were so close? were they ever close and something went wrong as they grew older? at worst they could have been like sisters together, and at best maybe more than friends. i just dont know what happened here, like Yeva could have tried to keep an eye on Uzi, maybe Uzi could have found Dolls powers so cool before having them too- i dont know theres literally tons of possibilities- but if Doll deserved to be saved or cared for by anyone, at least one of them should have been Uzi... sigh.

ThadxV- Killingblonde, yall this is... the cutest shit... ever???? like from here on out we kinda go into the more or less crackship territory but these two are adorable- Dumbass yet wholesome jock boy that just wants to keep his queen happy 😔👌👌👌 He and Uzi would have so much to talk about on "crushing on literal murder bots that stabbed and almost ate us" its literally love at first stab smhhh 😫💕

ThadxSam- Smokyjock ???? for some fucking reason??? i dont know what my brain did here man- i just like the trope of someone getting under Thads skin- like pair up the healthy sports loving gym boy with the lazy but wholesome dumbass that does drugs or is always just sleep deprived and Thad is always trying to just... take care of his ass and make him take care of himself but he just WONT SMHHH-

okay some more or less crack ships down here:

ThadxN: it speaks for itself. its too adorable and youll go blind from the light of wholesomeness-

ThadxNxUzi: Uzi will die here from the overwhelming wholesomeness... oh bonus if its just a 4s polycule of ThadxNxUzixV i mean i know im pushing my luck but.... random crackships go brr- V and Uzi will complain but love their dumbass golden puppy partners-

ThadxUzi: i think they could have been close and Thad caring about her as a childhood friend turned crush sounds just too cute for me 😔

LizzyxUzi: another random ass rivals to lovers or some shit idk what this is, Lizzy would pay Uzi to kiss the fuck out of her i dont make the rules-

ThadxLizzy: in some cases where they are NOT headcanoned as siblings or cousins, i think they have a good energy of wholesome jock bf and girly queen cheerleader lol, Thad is just a good bf eitherway-

DollxUzixLizzy: the gals would not leave a single second of silence for the small gremlin i swear to God- [Uzi is gay as FUCK for her gfs, absolute girloser unit with her gorgeous but crazy gfs]

okay for the end i have some characters that arent ships but i wish they could have become closer as friends or work out their issues...

J and N- too much abuse and toxicity here, i wish they could talk together more and see they have a lot of things in common- maybe a full line of dialogue from J without threatning N in every sense of the manner would be nice for a change =_=

Doll and V- again, a bit morally ambiguous to ship a character with the murderer of your family, esp when said murderer hasnt expressed regret lmao, but i wish they could at least be friends... Dolls disdain for the murder drones pushed her to end up the way she did. maybe if she didnt do it alone she would have been alive by now. so i like to think what would have happened if she and V could have made up- not necessarily Doll forgiving her- but at least having the space to grow and understand why they did they things that happened.

Cyn and literally ANYONE- i want the solver to be SEPARATE from Cyn- i wish Cyn would have still existed somewhere down there and was savable- i wish this poor child AI had a happy ending to her by connecting with the others as ACTUAL siblings... goddamnit 😔

aaaand thats it for this fine ass day 🫡 yall are welcome to ask about any of these- boy the tags are gonna be.... a lot.

[cowboy-robooty]

PruPan (Prussia x Japan) For the grid

I know who sent this. I can smell your prupan and self-ship wif japan from a mile away **heart eyes emoji** thank you for being the only mf who wants to hear my opinions. anyways so i thought about it and realized actually prussia and japans dynamic is the greatest thing ever. Because see i believe in cuck japan romantically FOREVER. i think japan has like best broship in the platonic dating style (if you experience that shit you know what i mean) with america and like hes emotionally fulfilled from that but also he desperately wants a boyfriend or girlfriend or oysterfriend just anyone to have that shoujo romance and tentacle freak sideways tango with. but the thing is that he literally always fails and is in one-sided crushes Forever and always and its always japan crying to his best bro america about his fail ass love life and america is like lol couldnt be me! but it's fine because he still has his best bro and like yknow... its like how family and friendship is two different things that are both need. like moral orel about the f words (family, faith, friends) but with b. bros, booty, and bazinga... like idubbbz! (as long as you have one of those you won't be lonely). but anyways see i believe japans biggest crush of all is on italy and obviously prussia has his huge ginormous crush on italy too but like i think that actually they are aware of eachothers crushes but dont care because they dont see eachother as threats at all bc theyre like "omg this dude is so cooked he aint even competition lol i feel bad for him" towards eachother.

and i think its actually really funny because see prussia is a desperate motherfucker and honestly not hard to pull at all. like if you have sex with him hes the type who goes "uhmm youre my boyfriend now right?" or if you confess to him hell take your feelings genuinely seriously and think about it and 90% of the time end up saying YES!!! I LIKE YOU TOO!!!!!! and japan is also desperate but he would literally date anybody Except prussia. like it's like how italy will fuck anybody Except Prussia. LIke japan could potentially get together with anybody under the right circumstances except prussia lol even if they were trapped in alkatraz together for 18 years he would never be prussia's prison boyfriend he just doesnt have the capacity to love him. and its really funny because prussia is literally the only mf who has the capacity to feel romantic love towards japan in a twist of horrible fate because japan pissed off cupid in his past life and will never ever fucking win at romance. The only conceivable way is if he asked out prussia but prussia is the only mf he would rather die a virgin with while stranded on an island for 3000 years with than fuck and try to repopulate the planet with yaoi babies. so yeah they compell me a lot in this sense because this is fucking hilarious and amazing and I'd like for them to act pitying to eachother about their crushes on italy bc they're like "mhm mhm yeah you have a chance (lying)" even though they both strapped in the same jigsaw trap lawl. but I dont think i ship them because of what i said above. thank you for sending this though this was some really good shit to think about and i think ill draw them interacting more because this is an incredible discovery.... best discovery since alfred wagner and the tectonic plates !

[scrollonso]

okay. expanding on strollini >-<

-they first met when luca went to the canadian gp 2017 (he was just planning on going to the italian gp but then vale was invited by monster/mercedes so he came along)

-lance scored his first points and luca (in an attempt to be away from vale and people that knew him as vale's brother) ran into lance and congratulated him and they hit it off right away

-later that season he went to the italian gp and again, lance scored points so the canadian joked that luca was his lucky charm

-they got super close super fast (nepo baby bond)

-after the last race of the season lance went back to italy to spend most of the break with luca

-they had just finished dinner and were now walking back to luca's apartment when he randomly asked "be my boyfriend?"

-it was very embarrassing and he was like "nonono im joking like- not really. unless you want to be my boyfriend then like sure but i don't..." and (for once) lance was super calm and just kissed him 😸

-luca became a VERY public lance supporter and was constantly posting pictures of their "friend dates"

-both luca and lance became very well known in the formula/moto world because of eachother

-during the 2018 italian gp lance got in the points again, after this it became a tradition to, no matter the result, spend the night together in italy after the races

-pecco found out about lance and luca first, walking in on them cuddled up together after the moto2 italian gp (that race is like their little thing)

-luca was scared to tell vale for the first like two years of their relationship (though vale had an idea of what was going on) because after vale and marc broke up vale had some very not so nice things to say about marc that werent very nice about him being gay (vale ur gay too..) so luca was convinced he was homophobic

-cele figured it out himself and never told anyone he knew because he didnt care that much

-bez found out in 2020 when they were teammates, it was literally just because he was too stupid to realize "oh they arent just kinda gay best friends theyre like in love"

-vale found out one of the first times lance went to the ranch because luca ended up having a minor crash and lance took him away to tend to his wounds. vale followed a little later and heard lance comforting a crying luca, constantly telling him how much he loves him and how its all going to be okay and he was like "yeah maybe they are gay"

-that night he talked to luca and reassured him everything was fine and vale loved lance because he could tell how happy he made luca

-the rest of the academy boys gradually found out and the more they thought abt it the more it made sense

-lance ended up moving in with luca in late 2019 and was determined to become fluent in italian for his boyfriend (who was already decent with french for him)

-they were first seen (romantically) together at the portugal gp 2021 (lance was there supporting luca then 2 weeks later luca was there supporting lance)

uh and thats all i got rn.

[uzibrainrot]

Also speaking of Nuzi, I saw a post talking about how happy op is with how natural the ship feels and I honestly couldn't agree any more on it, I love that the ship didn't end up becoming one-sided like me and many other Nuzi shippers thought would happen. Heck, a bunch of people thought N would literally never love Uzi romantically and that would cause Uzi to become heartbroken and start drama yknow?

But THANKFULLY that never happened, they both do a good job communicating to each other and their relationship is just so healthy and natural in my opinion, I'm so glad that it didn't end up becoming one-sided and the two actually show genuine love and care for each other 💜💛

https://www.tumblr.com/lovelyheartclover/736444997188108288/nuzi-is-very-refreshing-to-me-about-romantic <- post I was referring to :33

I AGREE!!!

at first i really liked nuzi but i liked them better as besties, and i also thought it would be one-sided, (i would not let that kill me if it happened, if anything, there is always fanfiction)

BUT WHEN WHEN WHEN CHAPTER 6!!!!

them holding hands was so cute!!!

i think as a fandom we need to trust the writers more because they definitely know what theyre doing!!

also them learning to be friends to eachother is very important to me (the episode 2-3 period and then the episode 4 scene where they talk in the sky) because learning to have real friends is the best thing to happen to a person (drone) like them, with N being mistreated by his squad-mates and the humans at the manor, and uzi being excluded and bullied by her classmates and ignored by her father, they are the perfect match, romantic or not!!!

[acosmii]

kyoukenji hcs because i love these idiots

THERE IS NOT NEARLY ENOUGH KYOUKENJI CONTENT IN THIS FANDOM SO IM GOING TO WRITE DOWN MY SILLY LITTLE HEADCANONS FOR THEM

They both have little crushes on eachother but have no clue what theyre supposed to do about it, kenji developed one first.

They have sleepovers a lot and are currently best friends.

They tell lots of stories about things and they seem to communicate in their own way. Like, kyouka will say something completely unknowingly unhinged and everyone else would be repulsed, and then kenji's just like "woah! :D"

In the same way, when Kenji goes on his little speeches about cows or something and life, everyones confused as hell and kyouka is giving him her undivided attention.

They're both completely oblivious to eachother, and when the other gets super flustered they get concerned that they're sick or something.

Kenji picks kyouka up regularly and she gets all flustered every time.

Kyouka isnt used to being loved, and Kenji is overly affectionate. So shes very confused on what's going on a lot of the time.

Kenji looks at kyouka like shes the most wonderful thing to ever exist, a look of adoration would be an understatement.

Kyouka still has no idea whats going on, and Kenji doesnt either

Kenji teaches Kyouka that its okay to be vulnerable sometimes, she doesnt need to be defensive all the time.

Kyouka still has problems with breakdowns sometimes, Kenji isnt the best at handling them but tries to comfort her.

flower crowns, so many fucking flower crowns

Kenji gave Kyouka a bunny and they take care of it together

Atsushi has a feeling they both like eachother but doesnt say anything

Yosano knows bc of course she does, and ranpo knows because he knows everything.

Neither of them really confess, it just kind of happens.

Over time they just become closer, eventually kyouka asks "what would you label our relationship as?" and kenji just kinda says that he would like for them to be together, and kyouka says she would like that.

Theyre not super heavily romantic and theyre not typically big fans of PDA, the most that they really do is an occasional kiss on the cheek. they hold hands a lot though, and kenji carries her.

thats mainlyyy it, might do a part 2

[somer-writes]

I am finally out of school so PREPARE FOR ME TO ABSOLUTE OBLITERATE YOU WITH APPRECIATIONN

I read you're newest fluff fic with Twi and Wars and I just wanna say I absolutely sobbed over it I WAS GOING INSANEE

they make me smile and giggle and feel so warm inside I cannot express how happy I was reading through all of it you're a master at how you write, fr!!

the notions in the fic we're perfect- Wars feeling bad for having lost Twi's cord and trying to make it up to him truly shows how much he cares for his brother and Twi trying not to let Wars get too stressed and upset over it is utterly adorable.

AND THEM TALKING ABOUT VISITING EACHOTHER WHEN THEY DIE IM DEADDD THAT HIT SO HARD OMG and Twi also getting upset whenever Wars talking about his past :(( I'm about to cry all over again help me

They are honestly the. brothers. EVER. They care so much about each other and they have such unconditional love it's too sweet. I also appreciate the fact that you added in Twi's deal to wanting to see Wars after everything is done and over with. It just shows the dedication to their relationship as brothers and best friends. You capture their dynamic so perfectly and I couldn't be happier <3

so sorry for all the yapping I did, I just really love twi and wars, they bring so much comfort and I absolutely adore the way you write them. you're easily one of my most favorite authors in the LU fandom and I love reading all your work, it's absolutely fantastic. I genuinely believe that you have a talent with this and I'd love to see all your upcoming works!! I hope you know how appreciated you are and I hope for good things in your lifetime. You deserve all the support you can get, I'm so glad to be you're friend and I'm so glad I'm able to enjoy the things you write. Keep up the great work!! ❤

CAPTAIN YOURE TOO KIND!!!!

also dont apologize! i love sharing the brainrot with others <3 i too am extremely feral for the brothers ever XD

its like even though theyre separated by perhaps thousands of years, their love persists through time and space and theyre better people because of it! even if twilight isnt there anymore in wars era, his presence still is and so is his memory and the impression he made on somebody <3

i just love exploring memoriam and how there is no time limit or boundary on love and theres love that isnt romantic! theyre like found family soulmates XD

[honeybeekao]

okay take everything with a grain of salt because im not the izumi expert but here's my madness with izukao i was half asleep (slightly edited i had to fix typos and add a Little. for my sake.)

it's impossible for me to be normal when izukao exist. like Good lord theyre such a messsss

because okay. Izumi's like this guy who conceals his emotions and avoids sentimentaiity through Working and reaching his own standards. and his attitude is the embodiment of tough love. he's mean and nice at once and holds himself so highly because he has no choice. at least that's what he thinks. and it keeps his sense of self intact. without his faux confidence he may very well be nothing. i digress, he's not easy to love. he also has this deep seated fear now of ruining people so theres that..

kaoru's a normal guy going through the process of figuring out what he needs exactly. i think smth important about him is that friendship and connection is inherently vital in his existence. he learns to be loved for real by becoming closer to kanata and through that love he learns what it's like to not be so lonely. or at the very least, what being lonely together can mean. his intense loneliness doesn't have to plague him forever, maybe growing up is about learning just that.

he's a sweetie he's thoughtful and cares a lot for certain people.. he's always trying to brighten a room no matter what. knows holding himself to his dad's expectations is fruitless but he kinda does it anyway . god his self worth for awhile was so bad

i think izukao work because neither of them are perfect, they're so messy and complicated. in different And similar ways it's just so. whfhg they cant Fix eachother, i'd hate if that was how they were. but they definitely can help a lot. while also navigating this weird limbo of trying to learn who the other really is.

at first they have a friendly rivalry. being yumenosaki's Pretty People and all. (socially they've got Reputations) i think izumi really benefits from lighthearted carefree ppl interacting with him. again it's not easy to love izumi.. so the fact that kaoru does start treating him like a friend means something. kaoru's so good at tearing ppl's heads out of the clouds. cough rei cough

and basically zumi can learn So much from him. how to appreciate more, maybe feel more. Yeah. just feel. stop being stoic and face your fears idiot. once youve worked yourself to the bone til all your emotions run dry, it won't even be worth it.

izumi helps kaoru with self confidence in his own roundabout izumi way. it's like..basic skills Be more sure of yourself you're being a pushover, don't be naive— oh that was a stupid thought pattern i see.. thanks. and at first kaoru can't tell if the guy even likes him (he rants to rei abt this and rei finds it amusing but helps regardless) but eventually he decides on "he likes me he's just weird"

izumi and his bottled up emotions, he also conceals Any fear with a wall of stone. and so him not communicating this is an issue (not that kaoru is the best with communication early on either. they're both scared)

they teach eachother how to stop hiding so much.. and izumi learns to like the sound of the ocean

they hold hands and take candid photos of eachother! they kiss passionately and go on suffocatingly romantic dates. they hang out indoors when it's raining as if it's their last day on earth. thank you for reading

[dballzposting]

Dear Diary. I think that Goten and Palace-chan and Trunks could do a throuple or polycule or whatever. I think they could do it FOR LIFE. Truth is Trunks has nothing else going on. After a certain point hes just not interested in the hassle of meeting new people and trying to nail down a date. He doesnt care. He doesnt care about having a girlfriend and it's not like hes especially attracted to guys in any discernible way either. (Saying this bc GT Trunks still gives me those light aroace vibes..). When it comes to a lifelong partner, he feels he needs one, but it doesnt need to be "romantic" by any social definition, there just needs to be intimacy and security and support. This is where Goten, whom he already knows and is well-bonded with, comes in. Trunks is just not interested in taking the time to forge a deep connection with somebody else .. he already did that. Theres really no reason to do it again.

Goten however always thought that hed have a wife and kids someday and he cant shake that desire and shouodnt have to. What's more he NEEEDS a gf like he LOVES having a gf. He loves having romance with sweet women. Fuck yeah. If he and his buddy Trunks started dating it would be really easy bc they already love eachother and the affection comes naturally but it would be hard too becasue even though it's fulfilling in the moment, Goten worries about his maidenless future ...

And so eventually Trunks would cut him loose becasue he knows what's good for him and it's sad becasue remmeber Trunks has nothing else going on except for Goten but it's actually not sad becasue theyre still best friends so what is he actually losing? It feels bitter and scary in the moment however, when you start trying to push or pull the people in your life to fit into roles that may or may not even involve you in the end.

However Palace-chan would love to have two boyfriends if they were cute. And I think she'd think that Trunks is cute becasue why wouldnt she .. all the other ladies do. I think that theyd get along really well..!!!! I always thought that and maybe it's just because shes his BFF's GF so they have to get along but think about it ... Think about it.

Trunks didnt want to take the time to meet new people so he just sticks with who he has and that was a great investment becasue now Goten has introduced him to a lovely lady whom he gets along really well with. They talk candidly, and in all of her airheadedness, shes used to adapting to things she didnt know before; whether it's the existence of ice cream or the existence of aliens, she'll respond to and readily accept all sorts of info . And she's great to talk to for that reason bc she'll be surprised by what you're saying and then she'll ask for more details and now you get to talk abt yourself and she'll listen and be like "wow I didnt know that" and like Literally nobody has EVER let Trunks talk about robot shit for an hour and a half before but by god Palace did. Both parties compromising to reach an understanding between the broad disparity of their knowledge. Sorry I'm just musing uselessly let's get back to the post

So they all get along really well and they all like each other a lot and they all feel loved and theres support and care between them all. Palace-chan is like Trunks's other BFF. Goten is his actual BFF whom he thinks is cute (but he wont say that to anyone but Goten and Palace). He thinks Palace-chan is adorable too becasue that is an objective fact. Trunks and Palace are like Goten's girlfriends (this is what Goten says and Trunks always jabs him for this.) Palace is Goten's darling and they will wed one day and when they do Trunks will live with them. And one day Trunks asked "am I going to help you raise the kids? Are they going to be, like, my kids? Am I going to be another dad or am I just going to be, like, some guy?" and Goten responds "you'll be like a Piccolo to them" and they have a sensible chuckle but it doesnt really answer the question. The true question of course being, what does Trunks want to be in this equation? It takes a while to occur to any of them but eventually Palace brings up that if she has a kid with Goten, could she have a kid with Trunks too? And Trunks is thrown by this and is like, "dude, Goten, then our kids would be siblings, man" and Goten is like "I know thatd be so weird like, our fathers are rivals and their grandkids are siblings? That's crazy man" and Trunks is like "DUDE. Our fathers are the only true-blooded saiyans left , shouldnt you and I consider it our duty to stop their bloodlines from running into eachother and fizzling out? Or, alternatively, shoukdnt we have kids of our own who dont share a mother so that they can potentially copulate and keep the saiyan blood strong?" to which Goten responds "You want our kids to not be siblings so thag they can copulate? That's fucked up man. Why dont we just skip the middleman and have you and I copulate." and here Palace interrupts and says almost sadly "oh, is there another woman you want to be the mother of your children...?" and they're both like "No no no this is all hypothetical..." and that's when Trunks realizes that theres really nothing he can do to stop Vegeta's bloodline from ending with Kakarot's at just the third generation down. It's up to Bra to keep the bloodlines separate and thriving now ....

Trunks isnt Palace's BF but he is her BF's BFF and they do all kiss and stuff and she thinks hes cute and she loves him. And if they're hanging out just the two of them and people mistake them to be a couple they absolutely go with it. Trunks isnt her boyfriend and she isnt his girlfriend but they are eachother's Sweetheart. She admires him a lot and probably defaults to "-san" (while with her beloved Goten shes comfortable using -kun or really -senpai) and Trunks always tells her that she doesnt need to use a suffix at all but she thinks that's strange. And he probably calls her -kun in public and -chan when theyre all hanging out together. Goten will call them both -chan becasue thats the kind of guy he is.

And they all love each other the end....

[eggtwobroes]

frenrye

i dont evem know who these guys ARE!

jokes aside though i luv frenrey. frenrey means alot to me which sounds kind of funny to say. its an inside joke to several friend groups (3 friendgroups i can think of off the top of my head). its a comfort. it makes me unironically nauseous if i think about it in bad contexts. i couldnt look at it for a little bit due to bad associations. it also helped me figure out alot about myself (mostlu helped me figure out that im. fictoromantic </3)

alot of text under the cut sorry. WATCH OUT! (ship ask game)

as for what it means to me personally, at first i was annoying with hlvrai. i had the worst possible characterizations yiu could possibly conjure up because i wanted to frankenstein every fucking ao3 trait for benrey and gordon together because i thought that was the way to characterize them. i was also 13 so whatever. i also projected onto benrey HARD which made him more annoying and me more annoying also. at some point i projected too hard and got nauseous with the ship cuz i convinced myself that i was projecting trauma about my ex friends onto them.??? which was weird but i ended up reaching some closure regarding those ex friends a little while ago and also at the time i realised "hm. no this is stupid" and moved on. then i got on tumblr and became a bigger frenrey fan (really funny to say) and it started meaning more to me... my characterizations got better ovr time (same with my art) and everything was goung well. i had friends who liked frnerey and also i liked frenrey myself. peace and love on planet autism. and then the thing in june happened when my now ex friend told me something about literally everyone in The Frenrey Discord server which caused alot of stuff that i wont explain cuz i think you guys know it by now. that was embarrassing. i also couldnt look at frenrey because i associated it with that and it made me sick to my stomach to think about. at some point i got normaler and less mentally ill and stuff. frenrey also became a relaly big inside joke in my friend groups and stuff <3 i dont really make as much frenrey art as i used to now since im more of a darnrey enthusiast at this point but thats cuz i did figure out im fictoro bcuz of it (shoutout to my wife. girdon)

other than what it personally means 2 me its also a really funny dynamic. guy shows up and starts pestering you the WHOLE FUCKING DURATION of the worst days of ur life. claims he used to know you when you were kids (you fucking didnt). and ur brains response to this is "lets kiss with tongue" its so funny. in canon context its like. this guy plays a game and meets the most fucking insufferable npc of his life and falls in love with him when hes literally not even tangible. how do you store that much emotion towards a character from a game you could just turn off dude. theyre both pathetic i think. their dynamic is kinda hard to describe. i think its funny when benreys head over heels for this guy that hates his guts. i think its funny if they both hate eachothers guts and are simultaneously thinking "i hope this guy fucking goes to hell. i bet he wants to kiss me. good thing i dont want that". i think its funny if benrey doesnt care about gordon at all and just harasses him cuz he thinks its funny and gordons like "god this guy sucks. would it be weird if i kissed him. id hate that probably". idk its a very fun ship to play around with its very flexible.. they fit as queerplatonic, romantic, AND platonic. they work out in game and nongame scenarios. they work in aus because theyre opposites. its so fun. im like dr frankenstein and frenrey is my frankensteins monster that i test on just to see what happens and what works best. idk how else to end this paragraph and continue to the next one sorry

mre related to the first bit about how theyre an inside joke. heres a collection of frenrey related images that are inside jokes or about inside jokes

theres also a lot more videos i have but i cant put themall here. sadly. heres one at least

[cowboyx2]

i’m Still thinking abt beeduo c!conflict and how people fan and actual characters have taken it! obviously we haven’t really seen any c!beeduo fights before so all we can do is speculate with what we know abt their separate characters. which fair enough i can see where someone could say this conflict could end in divorce or a loss of relationship but i full heartedly disagree

allow me to go on and write a full on analysis of sorts

i think it would be wrong to dismiss all of the evidence of both ranboo and tubbo’s friendships where they have had falling outs where even with that, they stayed friends! it would also be wrong to ignore all of UNBELIEVABLE OVERWHELMING evidence of how much they care, cherish and love one another!

1. they trust eachother so goddamn much.

they both have shared trauma (more specifically tubbo as of recent) with one another which shows a LARGE amount of trust. they have an actual living breathing son they took in together! it wasn’t just some responsibility that was thrusted onto them, they actively went out of their way to bring micheal into their home. not to mention that son is quite well taken care of, showered in love, protection and care.

all through their relationship trust has been a very big factor. in the beginning of their friendship, tubbo trusted ranboo enough to let him work (under?) him as a minutes man. which means he quite literally sat in on very important meetings of the state (wether he actually paid attention and did his job or not). and when he was exposed to be a traitor of some sort, tubbo did not look at him any different. bc goddamn -with history of traitors in l’manburg- if that doesn’t show trust

2. the absolute undeniable love they have for one another (wether you see it as romantic, platonic or somewhere in between)

with raising a son together and the large amount of trust they share aside, it is pretty obvious they love eachother in whatever way. ranboo quite literally before doomsday looked at tubbo and said he didn’t want to hurt him anymore than he has. ranboo leaves tubbo his favorite type of flowers, paid for a pissoff mansion they have yet to use, joined the syndicate to protect him.

on the tubbo side of things.., the entire argument where BACKED QUACKITY INTO A WALL while telling him if he executes ranboo then it will be TREASON??? tubbo rushing to tell ranboo he is infact not a bad person,, tubbo hovering around ranboo when tommy came back, tubbo hovering around him when ghostbut + tommy went to kill dream,, tubbo saying “and then we fell in love”,, tubbo half making nukes to protect ranboo, tubbo giving up the cookie outpost to (somewhat) protect ranboo.. please they genuinely love eachother so much

3. falling outs with other people and how they’ve always come back

looking at how badly clingyduo fell out which came from tubbo exiling tommy and probably pent up issues with one another.. i sincerely doubt ranboo and tubbo having a little bit of a disagreement with eachother would end with divorce. even with how bad clingyduo fought THEY STILL SAY THEYRE BEST FRIENDS?? my point being there is no doubt in my mind that beeduo can survive this and much more

and yeah to be fair clingyduo’s relationship is fairly strained but tubbo is very aware of that and he isn’t gonna want to lose someone he’s so close to again. tubbo for sure is self sacrificing and self sabotaging but he sure as hell loves ranboo and even if he thinks ranboo would do better without him, he isn’t gonna just let him leave

4. family over morals

ranboo notoriously never choosing sides and maybe that still is true but he has definitely chosen people. i really think if ranboo was put into a situation where he had to choose sides, he would chose tubbo’s everytime. morals are obviously very important to him but now that he has a son and husband, they take second priority after family..

for tubbo he is a very much someone who does infact put the greater good and population over himself and friends (ahem... him exiling tommy bc it was better for l’manburg as a whole). now though? after seeing what a decision like that did to his friendship with tommy? even if the tommy exile conflict changed his opinion of greater good over friends, i think ranboo would come over the greater good. look at tubbo defending him against execution which logically MIGHT have been a good decision to “keep traitors out of l’manburg”

5. conclusion

beeduo are best friends, share love and compassion, and are family. a small dispute over a cookie outpost, or picking different sides isn’t going to break that. the history, love, care and appreciation they share for one another is going to top absolutely anything they get into. i really don’t think either of them are willing to lose the other if it ever came to that, love (platonic or not) really does come before anything else.

there’s gonna be fights and arguments in every relationship, marriage, friendship but that doesn’t mean they’re gonna abandon one another.

[heatwa-ves]

For the ask game:

1. Genshin

2. Yanfei x Kuki Shinobu (idk the ship name lol)

3. Kazuha

you don't have to answer all of them! :)

I'll put it utc bc this will probably be Very long

1.

Genshin Impact

Favorite character

who could tia's favorite genshin character be??? no idea...its forever a mystery...

Least favorite character

ei. ei...honey what did the writers do to you....she was done so bad it causes me pain

honorable mentions go to yae miko bc i just don't like them and diluc for being a little bitch and ruining my xiao pity over a year ago (i love him really) and childe for being ugly and ginger and annoying 🙄

5 favorite ships

in no particular order, xingyun kazugorou shinofei zhongzhu eulamber

Character i find most attractive

kujou sara

Character i would marry

kazuha if you're out there, hi,,

Character i would be best friends with

I like to think yanfei!! also xingqiu

A random thought

diluc is agender aroace he is he is he is he is he is he is he is h

Most epic villain

they're all kinda shit ngl.. except scara. I love you scara. I love having late night conversations with my friends about scara lore. As keith so eloquently said:

Pairing i am not a fan of

theres a lot but uhhhh ill say chili.. i see them as friends and also childe is aroace always and forever.. also the fanon interpretation of them is awful

Character the writers screwed up

ei babygirl im so sorry.

Favorite friendship

kaeya and jean! they mean so much to me..

Character i most identify with

xingqiu lmao...

2.

Shinofei

When i started shipping them

after playing the perilous trail quest, so about the start of 2.7!

My thoughts

ough i love lawyer gfs... they are cute as fuck and i love their contrasting aesthetics, and they actually had canon interaction so i dont just need to see things from voicelines <3 they have mutual care and respect for eachother and its really sweet! I like their relationship platonically as well as romantically

What makes me happy about them

everything

What makes me sad about them

nothing they are cute and fluffy and wholesome

cant answer the fanfic questions bc theres barely any last time i checked and I've only read one

Who i ship them with, if not eachother

yanfei has like 46687968 gfs lmao as she should. my other favorite yanfei ship is yanqing theyre so <3 i loved the 0.5 seconds of interaction they had in moonchase and they look very cute together

i dont have any other shinobu ships

My happily ever after for them

they'd be long distance but try to visit as often as possible! shinobu always comes to liyue for lantern rite and moonchase and yanfei goes to inazuma for the irodori festival! yanfei ends up getting along well with the arataki gang and ends up always getting them out of trouble while she's there

3.

Kazuha

How i feel about this character

Im normal about him

The people i ship with this character

gorou ofc kzgr is the realest and truest xxx

also heizou, yun jin, tomo and scara but only in my very specific fatui kazu au

My favorite non romantic relationship with this character

kazu and beidou! they are Siblings and they are so very important to me 🥺🤲

One thing i wish would've happened to this character

I want him to go through more pain and suffering 🙄 what's the point in a blorbo if you don't hurt them

Favorite friendship

him gorou and kokomi <3

[frostios]

Tell me abt freedon and barnaby’s relationship pls.., and tell me abt everyones relationship with eachother? 🥺

Very wordy response under the cut but i hope you enjoy learning more about them!! 

OKAY so me and emmy set up our characters mostly as jokes in the beginning because it was also when we were both in peak brainrot mode SO their stories are basically us plucking a few things we like from half life and punching them into fantasy setting as best as we can.

Freedon and Barnaby are partners (not currently romantic but that is absolutely the end goal) They met each other during a war in their empire and grew close during it, but circumstances caused Freedon to fake his death and go into "hiding" without telling anyone what his plan was, not even Barnaby. Twenty years pass and the start of the campaign happens and suddenly Freedon and Barnaby find themselves as a team again. Freedon doesn't give him an explanation as to where hes been and Barnaby is too happy to care for the moment, and then they are thrust into their new jobs along with the other party members and the whole twenty year separation thing is pushed to the side for a moment. They fall into their old rhythm and are practically joined at the hip once more. Barnaby canonically acts as Freedon's interpreter to the members of the party that dont know common sign. Theyve had multiple moments throughout the campaign where something pushes them to teeter into getting into an actual romantic relationship (at one point freedon tells barnaby he loves him, but barnaby doesnt pay much attention to it because freedon had be charmed at the time. A more recent thing was the entire party about to go their separate ways when forced to take a six month leave from their job. Freedon was going to go off by himself before Barnaby told him that he needs him and asks him to come live on his farm with him) but something is in the way. CURRENTLY Barnaby believes that he and Freedon are in a romantic relationship but Freedon isnt on the same page because neither of them ever explicitly stated it. (My friends want to throttle me for it) also they share a bed because having someone that they each have total trust in be close is the comfort they both need in order to get a good sleep. Also because they love each other Heres the run down of freedons relationship with the other party members!

He and Cranberri mutually respect each other and have become close. He trusts her and will stand by her side and back her up when she needs it. Freedon also enjoys gently ribbing her and joking around freely because she is one of the ones that can understand his jokes without need for a second translation. He likes her

Freedon originally saw Nami as young and naïve and in need of protection, and he was right at first, but hes now proud of her and trusts that she can handle herself. That desire for protecting her has changed from the viewpoint of "weak, naïve" to more of a fatherly worry (that he entirely blames on Barnaby rubbing off on him)

Literally the most recent session Freedon stated that he doesn't think he can ever trust Joemin again. Something pretty bad happened with Joemin regarding being possessed by some evil thing and never telling his teammates about the incredible danger that he posed. So Freedon now doesnt let Joemin be alone with anyone. Freedon's angry with him.

Freedon doesnt really know what to think of Kilgon. He doesn't fully trust him yet but he does respect him and his abilities. His out of nowhere jokes always seem to knock a laugh out of Freedon. Barnaby is more often than not annoyed by Kilgon so Freedon keeps his distance and doesnt really know how to approach him.

Freedon doesnt know much about Kisia and Kisia hasnt been too inclined to share much, but she has shown care and kindness to the group and is an excellent companion in battle, so Freedon is beginning to relax more around her. As for everyones relationships with each other:

- Cranberi and Nami are basically sisters now

- Barnaby unconsciously tries to act fatherly towards most of the crew. Nami appreciates it and has even told him that he's everything she ever wanted her own father to be. Cranberi doesnt appreciate it but still likes and cares for Barnaby as a comrade, just doesnt want him treating her like a child

- Barnaby does not trust Joemin at all and is pissed off about the possession thing. Joemin has been acting very volatile and unpredictable, and Barnaby believes that to be extremely dangerous

- Kilgon is very closed off about his true emotions towards things, as he thinks someone is going to use them against him. So instead he controls situations by acting in ways where he knows what the response will be, and builds up an image in the others minds so theyre too annoyed to try to look closer at him. The only player character he's let his walls down slightly for is Nami

- Joemin loves Cranberi (platonically) as shes the one of the only ones that continuously reached out to Joemin after she first noticed something was up. Cranberi and Nami are the ones who helped Joemin control the curse when it finally revealed itself, even though they both got hurt in the process.

- Kisia just vibes

[yandere-daydreams]

I feel like if anyone had Thoughts about this it’d be you but : zodiac signs as yandere ?

I have so many thoughts on this!!! I’m assuming anon wants to know about sun signs only, so that’s what I did! Keep in mind that literally every single one of these will be biased towards how I view the signs, so if you disgree then.... sorry!! (This post also might be a little long because there are. Twelve signs.)

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Aries - Okokokok...... I would like to think..... an Aries would be a possessive, but in a very aggressive way?? Like if they’re jealous of one of your friends they will not hold back. If you wont get rid of them in your life, they’ll do it for you with little hesitation. I feel theyd be romantic and flirty, and refusing their advances just is Not an option. They’ll often lose their temper if you misbehave too much, and it wont take much to get them to that point. They’re very loud and headstrong, and will absolutely manipulate you into doing whatever they want. They aren’t very affectionate, but if you ask nicely enough they’ll begrudgingly cuddle with you (and secretly enjoy it but shhh) Their punishments: severe. Their amount of remorse: zero.

Taurus - Definitely a more submissive yandere!! Probably a delusional and when you disagree with them or tell them theyre wrong, that you don’t love them, they will probably cry so much and not speak to you for days at a time as opposed to physically punishing you. Will not get angry easily and will repress any anger they feel until one day they snap and go Crazy and break your legs or something. They will not take kindly to your nasty remarks or constant attempts to free yourself from their captivity, but they will generally react very passively because they love you and would never want to hurt you (unless they really had to, of course)!! 10/10 will make you nap with them. Constantly.

Gemini - They’re probably a little delusional, but also really obsessive and clingy!! They will force you to cuddle with them for HOURS AND HOURS and just... play with your hair... and babble about their day and the weather and whatever to keep you in their arms. It’s honestly pretty nice and relaxing, and perfect if you’re okay with lounging around all day. They’ll probably really half-ass everything too. Like yeah you’ll be in handcuffs, but if you really tried you’d probably be able to slip out of them because they didn’t bother getting ones that actually fit. Also, everytime you lash out at them they will completely brush it off and deflect everything. They will just pull you into their lap and coddle you until you’ve calmed down and stopped saying such ridiculous things to them. Will also make really dumb jokes in conversations they have with you, and you will have to laugh no matter how awful they are. I mean, unless you want to be punished (read: cuddled) more.

Cancer - A soft yandere, baby!! They will pamper the HELL out of you. They will deck your room out with the nicest furniture, get you the /softest/ handcuffs on the market, bake you your favorite desserts, the whole nine yards!! They will comfort you when you cry about your situation, but will refuse to acknowledge that they are the reason your crying. Very delusional and very manipulative, will guilt trip you into being nice to them. Very powerful puppy dog eyes. 10/10 will kiss you on the forehead and apologize for every bad thing they’ve ever had to do to you.

Leo - They were probably the popular kid in school and you probably had a massive crush on them. When u finally managed to get their attention they never stopped paying attention to you. The next thing you knew, you were locked in their attic. They are very ambitious, and once they had their eyes set on you, no one was going to get in their way. Very possessive, will cut off all of your friends for you and be very jealous!! When the roles are reversed, though, and you get jealous of their friends, it’s fine baby!! There’s nothing to be jealous of!! ^3^ Will probably spoil you a little bit, but only if you havent pissed them off recently. If you’re mean to them they will take it so personally and be so dramatic about it!!

“Can you say something to me it’s been three days.”

“I thought my voice was annoying you >:T”

“Oh my god-“

Virgo - Protective protective protective!! Will lock you in a room with absolutely no furniture with sharp corners or anything you could hurt yourself on. An actual perfectionist, will put makeup on you, do your hair so there isn’t a single strand out of place, and dress you in color coordinated outfits ONLY. Will literally take the best care of you, but it’s overbearing how much they worry about your safety all. The. Time. You will more than likely never leave the house without them, and never without at least SPF 50 sunscreen on. Will attempt to be your personal therapist, but has never properly processed and emotion before, so... they aren’t very effective. If you attempt to escape, they will punish you severely.

“Ayo I sure wish I wasn’t HERE right now ahaha sure wish I was HOME and not with YOU.”

“Oh? Ahahaha okay!” *literally breaks your fucking toes* “See! You have to stay with me!! You could get hurt much worse than this in the outside world, you have to be more careful!! :)”

Libra - Probably protective and obsessive to a certain extent. Will probably be really sympathetic?? But like in a “I cant let you go I’m sorry the world is bad and scary and I don’t want you getting hurt.” kinda way. They would want to give you a little bit of freedom, though, so they’ll let you go out with your friends occasionally, but they’ll be VERY cautious and, well, protective of you. They are very understanding and give you lenient punishments when you push them over the edge and theyre ‘forced’ to punish you, but will not comfort you afterwards to compensate for the lack of severity of their punishments. Balance, baby!

Scorpio - An obsessive for sure. Literally IN LOVE WITH YOU. Will instagram stalk you, your family, your friends, your neighbor’s dogs, ANYONE that has ever been in contact with you. They already know everything about you when they finally execute their plan to kidnap you. They’re very attractive and strong willed and will put you in your place with no hesitation, but afterwards will attempt to kiss it better because they feel sorta bad. They just want you to love them!! They crave so much attention constantly, and will want to cuddle with you and be close to you at all times. You will have to be an excellent liar, because they will be able to call you on your bullshit so easily!! They will absolutely not tolerate any lying, so it’s better to justbe honest with them, even if you think it will make them mad. 10/10 will probably stare at you for hours on end without saying a single word and then watch you sleep. All lovingly, of course.

Sagittarius - P o s s e s s i v e. Can and will beat the shit out of anyone that touches you and will beat the shit out of you if you mention someone other than them to teach you a lesson. They have very bad commitment issues because they’re afraid of the people they love leaving them, and they overcompensate for it a lot. Probably actually a little bit out of their mind beyond the whole “I have my love interest locked in my basement” thing. Will give you the bare minimum amount of the things you need to survive and will deprive you of food and water for days at a time if you say something a little too nasty to them. Is really good at saying the right things to talk you down when you’re upset after a punishment or something. Very good at making you laugh as much as you hate to admit it!! 10/10 will probably turn to sensory deprivation if all else fails just because they’re sadistic like that.

Capricorn - Very responsible, planned a lot for your arrival. Very smart, rational, and protective, they have a plan for literally any situation thrown their way. They’re very fragile but they project it all onto you, and as a result they take very good care of you. They’re kinda intimidating but actually very sweet, and they love you more than they love themself. Probably rich because they’re really good at saving money, and they’ll spoil you with every cent they have. Bossy, and if you choose to ignore what they tell you to do they will make your life miserable for the next few days. Again, they’re very serious looking and intimidating, but they have a playful and carefree side that only really comes out around you!! They love you a whole lot, and make that very clear through the gifts they give you constantly.

Aquarius - Hear me out. Remember that tsundere yandere post Daydreams made? That’s Aquarius. They are very mean and nasty!!! A true goblin, honestly. They’re totally head over heels in love with you, but they’ll make you work to earn that love, even though you didn’t ask for it. You want attention?

“Haha nerd, why would I come cuddle you?? That’s like... weird... You’re gross!!”

Do they hate you, or do they want to marry you and ride off into the sunset with you? You’ll never know, because they wont ever let you get close enough to them to figure out what goes on inside that crazy head of theirs. Overall will probably treat you well, if you’re okay with the constant bullying and berating that you’ll get from them daily, that is.

Pisces - Soft like Cancer, but obsessive like Scorpio!! Has very strong feelings for you, but doesn’t know how to manage them in a healthy way. They want you all to themself, and the only way they know how to keep you in their life is by taking you. Very manipulative and delusional.

“Haha fancy seeing you here babe!”

“I am locked in your basement and I have been for the past seven months-“

“Crazy how we just keep running into eachother! Are you, like, obsessed with me or something?”

Like Virgo, they’ll try to be your personal therapist, but Pisces is actually good at it. You can never hide how you’re feeling from them, because if they pick up even the slightest difference in your tone of voice they will dig through their brain for any possible event that could have taken place to make your mood shift even the slightest bit. Crazy, but in a very loving and wholesome way. 10/10 would take a bullet for you!!