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well if i was a rat in the walls, i wouldn’t be so fucking loud
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T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner
#i reference this post every friday#my mother is always endlessly confused and my friends point and laugh#but i know. i know#thank guns i’m friday
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so diabolical that in order to get things you have to ask for them and in order to ask for things you have to know what you want
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'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do
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@/girlglimmer (x) // @/christmas-winter (x) // fireflies - suzanne siegel // “orange and blue” - sarah jarosz // beautiful night - momcilo simic // christmas eve - julia andreevna petrova // @/hunting-brother (x) // @/bluecapsicum (x) // suzanne siegel
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ive never liked the phrase "manmade horrors beyond your comprehension" but i cant think of a better way to describe texas roads
biblically accurate highway
#same prev#TEXAS HIGHWAY MENTION!!!!!!#they’re kind of beautiful and horrifying to look at#i35 is evil though. do not let her trick you#…she’s only getting stronger (expanding)
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(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this
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(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this
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(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this
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(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this
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I am so normal I am so normal I am so normal. You are amazed and astounded at how normal I am and how easy it is for me to do base human tasks.
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