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my d.b. cooper theory is that the rapture happened while he was falling and he was the only christian worthy of heaven

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i meant do, not sow, but yeah. okay. i guess im a farmer now. if that’s- if that’s the answer

what to sow when she’s got a way but also away.? can i wikihow that?

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what to sow when she’s got a way but also away.? can i wikihow that?

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doing shock therapy to the men in my head. yeah.,, call that zappy zappy

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thank you for tuning in to faggot fm i’m your dj sexchange.com we've got some hits lined up for you tonight. semen and girlfunkel, joan bi-ez, gay bob dylan and kicking us off as always are the normal beatles

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severance finale what the fuck

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What’s in the gangs pockets?

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we don’t talk NEARLY enough about maki being asked if she had a human heart and her response being “no, she [mai] took it with her.”

HI? HELLO????? WHRT ARE WE DOING ABT THIS ??? hm? !!!

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never prepared for the crazy mom lore drops. what

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i lived!

living through a bomb threat. less cool than i thought. not a fan

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fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another person is saying they just finished 10th grade. wild.  

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living through a bomb threat. less cool than i thought. not a fan

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Learning a new language really does make you aware of how many fucking words there are. Waaaaaay too many things in this world that need their own special little word. Grow up.

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There are two types of writers:

1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'

2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'