irlgambit
irlgambit
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irlgambit · 47 minutes ago
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bald pussy havers really think they’re an oppressed minority because of a handful of bush posts on tumblr dot com of all places don’t worry babe you have the entire entertainment industry and beauty industry and porn industry and also porn addicted men and also a good portion of women on your side ❤️ be strong you’ll get through this
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irlgambit · 19 hours ago
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Varric is not an option in the poll because I feel like it would be an obvious and huge sweep. I’m mostly curious to see how much love there is for these characters because (for the most part) they’re not the fan favourites!
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irlgambit · 19 hours ago
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not now kitten. the enormity of daddy's desire is disgusting him
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irlgambit · 20 hours ago
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This is how me and my mutuals look interacting with each other’s content
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irlgambit · 1 day ago
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in light of skype finally shutting down [#estonian loss] dont understand why broader emojis never incorporated the skype emo emoji. it is one of the most crucial emojis in the world and the only way to access it is being shut the fuck down.this world is so cruel to its endangered species.
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irlgambit · 1 day ago
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what happened to succession. you people used to love posting about succession
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irlgambit · 1 day ago
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Just a happy father with one (of his many) kids. Before he grew to heavy to pick up of course
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irlgambit · 2 days ago
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This is a wheel with 250 fandoms, people, topics, specific words, etc. Spin it once.
Whatever you landed on has completely disappeared from Tumblr. Any posts including or referencing it have vanished, and none will ever be made again. No one else notices its absence, and no one else will ever ask about it.
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irlgambit · 2 days ago
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.......I fucked up so bad.
I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.
I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.
I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.
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irlgambit · 2 days ago
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i love the world in which this is a masc outfit
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irlgambit · 2 days ago
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no one uses "child grooming" correctly yes even on the left. you cannot be "groomed" by an internet algorithm and you can just admit you used to have shitty opinions. the child grooming process involves a close, trusted relationship, which is why it is so painful to look back on for those who experience it.
children can be groomed by predators online, but again, by a child sex offender, not instagram reels.
you can accept this if you can accept there is a difference between lying and gaslighting in an abusive relationship, right?
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irlgambit · 2 days ago
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irlgambit · 2 days ago
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irlgambit · 2 days ago
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in 2025 let’s bring back being enthusiastic on ao3. leave a comment on every chapter. leave kudos and, if necessary, leave “double kudos” in the comments. tags and notes on bookmarks. the whole nine yards. let’s show fanfic authors how much we love them.
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irlgambit · 2 days ago
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Me looking at my pet ant
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irlgambit · 3 days ago
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My fave is problematic TO YOU. I don't give a shit tho
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irlgambit · 3 days ago
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You are made to live as a kind of house-pet for one week. You are well taken care of and loved, but you are unable to communicate to the person taking care of you that you are a person. What is your reaction?
Spin the wheel to find out which pet you will spend a week as.
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