#i will be very content. small and extremely fluffy being. thats me

[heongiu]

Hiii may I request housewife reader hcs with gun, goo, and samuel?

Thankyou for the request Anon! And yes housewife hcs are gonna be fluffy! (I'll write for Samuel in the next one, it's quite hard to figure his character hard for me 😭 so I'm sorry!)

Gun and Goo with housewife hcs

Warning: extremely fluffy

A/N: Im writing them all as very sweet and loving husbands because i can even if its not canon 🥹..

Park Jonggun

Gun was definitely not used to having a person around, somebody who could pour their precious time into being there for them, or contributing certain aspects of their life to them.

But now that he has you here, he has changed, for good that is.

He appreciates you a lot, as he thinks being home all day and taking care of daily household chores is not an easy job, even for him, so he thinks you’re pretty hardworking. (he has a special issue with cutting onions so he can understand lol)

Little moments like when he says he’s ‘back home’ and you rush from the kitchen to give him a hug, resting your face on his broad chest is what makes him feel a certain emotion he has never felt before, that is, warmth. It doesn’t show on his face but he does feel it.

He loves when you ask how his day went, or even the small questions like if he had lunch properly or if he drank enough water.

Because he is always content to hear your soft, soothing and welcoming voice.

I think its pretty occasional for him to plant a kiss on your forehead before he leaves, even if he’s distant and doesn’t quite like to communicate much (because its canon ;-;) thats one of the few ways he lets you know he’ll be waiting for your company when he returns home from all his errands or that he’s looking forward to be with you.

Sometimes when he’s not able to return home, or comes home late, he makes sure to bring small gifts like few flowers (your fav ofc), your favourite chocolates or literally anything you like as compensation for his late presence.

I think Gun with a housewife is pretty adorable. (Did I just babygirl his entire character?!)

Kim Joongoo

This man will literally annoy anyone, and even if you are his housewife, he’ll never not forget to annoy you.

Okay but seriously he does think you’re adorable, staying home and working all day and patiently waiting when he’ll come home so you can just jump on him and cuddle him to death.

He gets so excited when he’s about to see you home after he’s done with all shit he has to attend to, like just being home with you makes this man feel comforted.

This man loves to see you smile and laugh. And thats just it.

“Your Goo-bear’s home darling~~” and then he rushes over to hug you from behind and kiss you until you’ve had enough 😭.

He would even tickle you from behind until you beg him to stop and hit him on the head if he doesn’t.

Occasionally he’ll bring over little gifts here and there, just to let you know he loves you deeply, and they always gotta be hella expensive- because he loves to spoil you ehehe

And and this man will literally help you cook, he’s a great cook afterall ! So you both are cooking the dinner together during weekdays and on weekends he makes the lunch and dinner by himself because he wants you to rest and relax,

He does make sure you don’t tire yourself too much, so he tends to check up on you if you’re okay and need anything that he can assist you with.

And if you like plushies, he’ll legit buy you them sometimes. he would return home with plenty of them to surprise you :”)

I hope you guys enjoyed these small headcanons! Sorry for being gone for so long, and thank you so so much for 92 followers, I would've never imagined I'd get this far! Thankyou for everyones effort and love, I'll continue writing for you guys!

~ Kira

[faiiriegyuu]

you’re beautiful | beomgyu

pairing(s): beomgyu x gender neutral reader :) request: "can i request a fluffy one shot with beomgyu where his significant other is gender neutral and plus size and every time he offers up restaurants as date spots they always shut him down. he comes to realize that they've never actually eaten together. he finds out that they don't eat with him because they are scared." authors note: hello! tysm for this request! i was a bit confused on the scared part, im assuming they're scared to be made fun of? scared to be called names? i hope i was able to write this properly and im so sorry if i've done it wrong </3 content: cursing, mentions of fatphobia headcanon down below :)

beomgyu loved spending his free time on dates with you

he'd occasionally bring up restaurants, but he thought they were too stereotypical, so he tried to be more creative with his dates

most of the time when he asked you, you said no anyways

he assumed this was just because the ideas were too boring

after a year of dating, though, he realized that you two had not ever ONCE even eaten together

so he approached you about it! he wanted to go because you guys had never gone and because he was running out of date ideas.

"Hey, Y/N! There's this new restaurant that opened! I really want to try it...would you be willing to come with me?" He flashed his cute smile at you

you however felt your insides turn as the nerves in your gut bubbled up

you hated eating in front of people

the standard in korea for beauty was harsh, and people were mean

you were chubby, and had been made fun of in the past for being chubby

eating in front of your boyfriend terrified you

what if he was disgusted?

what if it turned him off from you?

beomgyu reassured you every single time you brought up your insecurity that "fat" isn't a bad thing and that he thought you were extremely attractive, so who cares what other people think?

"uhh...i'm not very hungry" you coughed to which he replied

"thats okay! we can go another time! what time would work with you?"

you froze, unsure of what to say.

instead, you burst into tears.

youre not really sure why, besides the fact that youve been holding it in for so long. you just want to be yourself, but society has made you feel like you cant be

beomgyu would freak out

"a-are you okay? did i say something wrong?"

hed come up and hug you tightly, gently running his hands through your hair

once you calmed yourself you would explain to him why you never eat with him

his heart would break a tiny bit

"youd never be disgusting to me, ever!"

hed reassure you that you were beautiful and that hed love to eat with you whenever youre comfortable

"we can take baby steps! how about we just grab a small fry from mcdonalds?" he smiled, as you nodded.

"i love you so much! youre so beautiful, don't let anyone tell you otherwise"

[starlight-writes-stuff]

hey! i sent in the ask for the party fic with ethan (which was so good holy shit) and i was hoping you could do the SFW alphabet for him? can I be ⚙️ anon, as well? (get it?)

⚙️anon (thats so clever ily for it) , welcome !! im sorry this took me forever , but here’s your sfw alphabet - this came so easy to me i spend too much time consuming ethan content - anyway ! i really hope you enjoy this ((: reblogs are always appreciated <3

AYO LOOK AT THESE : soft , fluffy ethan content , no tws ! also , yall rockin with the new blog theme ⁉️

a = affection (how affectionate are they? how do they show affection?)

ethan is incredibly affectionate in all senses of the word- big gestures, small moments, and everything in between. he brings you flowers or food quite often, just something small to show you that you were on his mind while he was out and about. you two would have a designated date night once a week where he’d clear his schedule to spend quality time with you; either taking you out to dinner or cooking and watching movies at home with spencer. also, ethan would definitely go out of his way to do little things around the house to help you out - washing the dishes, vacuuming, folding the laundry. however, ethan wouldn’t shy away from larger gestures of affection, either: he’d take you on surprise vacations or road trips for holidays or anniversaries. 

b = best friend (what would they be like as a best friend? how would the friendship start?)

being ethan’s best friend would be so much fun. he’s definitely the kind of guy that would send you a text when he was 10 minutes away from your house because he was bored and wanted to go do something together. you’d never be bored around ethan- he can talk for hours, and would 100% know how to make you laugh, even if the two of you were just chilling on the couch. a friendship with ethan would be filled with adventures; concerts, midnight snack runs, campouts in the backyard and lots of fun with spencer. 

c = cuddles (do they like to cuddle? how would they cuddle?)

yes, 100%. thinking back to unus annus, ethan was a vvv touchy guy with mark, and i think that would only be amplified with his significant other- touch is one of his love languages, for sure. he’d be the type to always have some soft of physical connection; a hand on your thigh while he drives, mindlessly drawing patterns over your skin while your working, aways holding your hand in public type beat. if ethan wasn’t getting your attention when he wanted it he, would not hesitate to pick you up over his shoulder and carry you to the closest soft surface before plopping you down and wrapping you in his arms. i think he’s probably a fan of having you laying on your side, facing him so that he can hold you, but still see your face/ talk to you. he’d also love laying on your chest because he’s such a boob guy but that’s a conversation for another time ,,,,,

d = domestic (do they want to settle down? how are they at cooking and cleaning?)

i think that if you and ethan were committed and had been dating for a while than he would absolutely want to settle down- but i feel like dating ethan would also include being around each other all the time (constant sleepovers while you aren't living together) so it wouldn’t be that drastic of a change. while he was living on his own, though, ethan obviously had to take care of himself, so he taught himself to cook and clean and do general, domestic tasks. i think he’d be a really good partner when it came to things around the house like that; ethan would always do his fair share and would pick up anything that you needed him to. 

e = ending (if they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

ethan just comes off as a very feeling, sensitive person (his brand is literally soft boy what do u expect), so i think breakups would be really hard for him. he wouldnt break up with his s/o until he was 10000000% positive that it as the right choice, and had thought through it multiple times. even then, it would rip his heart out to end things- he wouldn’t be afraid to show his emotions. ethan would definitely break up with whoever he was dating in person- he knows that he owes them that.

f = fiance(e) (how do they feel about commitment? how quick would they want to get married?)

okay, this one is up in the air for me. i definitely feel like ethan would settle down with his person and be completely loyal to them- thats a no brainer. i just don’t know how he feels about marriage? i feel like ethan wants a life partner, i just dont know if he would marry them. (this could 1792049384% be my personal bias peeking through because i think marriage is fkn weird, but for some reason i think he would too ????? maybe thats just me)

g = gentle (how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

ethan is just ,,,,, soft hearted, dude. he’s just gentle in general. i think emotionally he’s a total teddybear, and he feels all his emotions incredibly deep- he rules with his heart, for sure. he wants to make sure that everyone around him is happy, and if they arent, it would affect him more than he’d like to admit. physically, ethan can vary- like i said, he’s always touching you in some way, but i think he’d be down for getting a little rougher in bed when you guys want to. 

h = hugs (do they like hugs? how often do they do it? what are their hugs like?)

ethan is an envelope-the-whole-ass-person kinda hugger, hug-with-your-whole-body type deal. if you look at pictures from unus annus, even old old pictures from the tour he did w/ mark, ethan is always completely wrapped around someone, hugging them with everything in him. i think if his s/o was shorter, he’d love to stack his head on top of theirs, and if y’all were around the same height, he’d bury his face in your neck. he’s very huggy- when you’re out and about, he’s always hugging you from behind, pulling your body closer to his. i also think ethan would love koala hugs, where he was sitting and his s/o wraps their arms and legs around him- he’d sit like that forever, rubbing up and down your back.

i = i love you (how fast do they say the l-word?)

hhhhhhhhhh don't clock me for this one, yall- if ethan was feeling some type of way, he would tell you. i don't think the length of the relationship would matter as much to him as the intensity and depth of his feelings; if ethan really truly loved you and wanted to say it, he would. he’d definitely preface it with the fact that you didn’t have to say it back, that he just wanted to get it on the table and out of his head. 

j = jealousy (how jealous do they get? what do they do when they’re jealous?)

ethan would be very secure in his relationships, and i think it would take a lot to get him jealous. however, when he was,,,,,,,, it wouldnt be pretty. like, at all. if it was a situation where someone was hitting on his s/o, he wouldn’t step in until you’d already tried to get them to leave you alone- not because he didn’t want to, but because he knew that if he did, it would get ugly. when he did step in, he’d start by saying something (not kindly worded, but to the point), and if that didn’t work i don’t think ethan would be above getting physical- he’s extremely protective of you. 

k = kisses (what are their kisses like? where do they like to kiss you? where do they like to be kissed?)

I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT AND I HAVE SO MANY THINGS I'D LIKE TO SAY SO THIS ONE’S GOIN IN BULLET POINTS , GANG

okay- ethan loves to kiss you. he just loves kisses- they feel so personal and intimate to him, and he kisses you all the time, everywhere

he’ll dip you and kiss you in the middle of the grocery store aisles, he dgaf

but i think his favorite spots for kissing you would be your forehead, your lips (duh), collarbones/shoulders, down your spine and on your inner thighs hngggggg

but it goes vice versa too

ethan wants ALL your kisses . all of them , everywhere

He’s such a sucker for you kissing his neck and you cant talk me out of that (:

l = little ones (how are they around children?)

cute. literally so cute. i think that ethan would love other people’s kids, but definitely doesn’t want any of his own- at least, not right now. however, with other people’s babies he is S O F T; he loves to hold them, and would absolutely offer to try and calm a crying baby down, rocking them and singing soft lullabies to calm their woes. i also think that he would LOVE toddler aged kiddos- like 3-6. he’d be cool uncle ethan, playing catch with them, taking them to the park, finding games to play and always letting them win. he’d totally try to teach them how to ride their bike, or how to do a cartwheel, or how to jump off the swings for maximum height. ethan would totally bring them a fun lunch at school or sneak the kid’s favorite candy over to them and eat it together in a secret spot.

m = morning (how are mornings spent with them?)

mornings with ethan would be slow and lazy and filled with golden light filtering in through the blinds. if he woke up first, ethan would be as soft as humanly possible in order not to wake you up & would sneak downstairs to make coffee and start breakfast for the two of you, sometimes bringing it up to surprise you with breakfast in bed. the two of you would spend an hour (at minimum) in bed together, waking up and peppering each other with soft pecks all over. i think ethan would be extra soft™ in the mornings- he’d be super cuddly and affectionate. 

n = night (how are nights spent with them?)

nights spent with ethan would always hold a sort of unexplainable magic- there’s something about the thought of falling asleep next to him thats just so… comforting? he’d be so warm and easy to fall asleep with, all soft and hazy and gentle; he’d fall asleep holding you as big spoon, but when y’all woke up he’d be wrapped in your arms, laying on your chest. also, if you were having a hard time falling asleep, ethan would stay up with you, talking through whatever was on your mind even if he was barely able to keep his eyes open. 

o = open (when would they start revealing things about themselves? do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

i think that ethan would open up more and more as the relationship progresses, going along with the natural advancement of things unless something happened that made it crucial for him to open up; if that did happen, though, you wouldn’t have to pry anything out of him. ethan is a pretty honest, open person and wants to be transparent with you always- trust is something that he values above all else and he wants to remain very truthful with you.

p = patience (how easily angered are they?)

ethan is incredibly patient and understanding- it would take a lot to truly upset him. sure, the two of you would get into little tiffs here and there about stupid things, but the small arguments would be resolved within the hour with lots of hugs and kisses and soft “im sorry”s. however, if yall managed to get into a big argument, i think it would take ethan a bit to calm down and he would want to put some space between you two while he did- not to anger you any further, but to make sure that he didn’t say anything he didn't mean. ethan has a bit of a temper while he’s angry, and he wouldn’t want to say anything just to hurt you out of anger. after he cooled off he would come back and be willing to re-examine whatever had caused the issue with fresh eyes. 

q = quizzes (how much would they remember about you? do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

if you’ve watched ethan ever, you know that the sweet bby doesn’t remember shit (cue the instagram live thats purpose was to help him remember a word)- but listen. i think that ethan would go out of his way to hold on to little pieces of information about his s/o, and would put so much effort into trying to remember little details. he’d store them in his brain (things like your favorite flower, the brand of chocolate you like best, etc) and reference them when he needed. 

r = remember (what is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

a couple moments would stick out to ethan - when y’all first met being his favorite. he’d remember every detail of the moment he was first introduced to you; what you were wearing, where you were, what y’all had been doing that night. it was something that he though about a lot, actually- he loved to reflect on the way you’d blushed as he’d introduced himself, how you’d hugged him at the end of the night. 

s = security (how protective are they? how would they protect you? how would they like to be protected?)

ethan isn't possessive, but he is incredibly protective of you. he secretly hates whenever someone flirts with you, even if it’s strictly platonic- you're his s/o, and he doesn't want anyone thinking any different. like i said earlier (reference letter j), ethan wouldn’t be afraid to step in and put someone in their place of they were getting a little too friendly. he likes when you’re protective of him as well, even if its something very subtle to show that he’s spoken for, such as calling him a nickname or dropping a kiss on his cheek.

t = try (how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

romantic ethan my belOVED- he would try so hard. ethan would plan surprises for you for weeks before they would unfold, even roping your family and friends into his schemes. He’d be so creative with date ideas too; picnics, art classes, different seasonal excursions around california. For bigger occasions like anniversaries, holidays, birthdays and all that, ethan wouldn’t hesitate to go bigger- i definitely think he would take you traveling. he wants to see the world with his love :,)

u = ugly (what would be some bad habits of theirs?)

ethan bites his nails, which is why he’d had you paint them- he’s trying to break the habit

he’s a very sweary human, but so are you; the only issue is he has no filter and accidentally swears in front of kids all the time lmao

v = vanity (how concerned are they with their looks?)

eh. ethan is more particular about certain aspects of his appearance over others, but he’s generally well put together. he likes for his hair to look good, though- that’s the one thing that he’s picky about. 

w = whole (would they feel incomplete without you?)

ethan is his own person and is able to function on his own, but the two of you have developed a sense of codependency with each other, like any couple does. he can’t see his life without you at all anymore, and would much rather have you around than not. the two of you have fallen into a flow together- you and him against the world. life is much easier when you have another person on your team, and he’s honored that he gets to play that role for you. 

x = xtra (a random headcanon for them.)

(this may or may not be a lil hint to a fic i'm working on shshhshshhhhhhhh)

on the night unus annus ended, ethan was a wreck - rightfully so

he had a bit of an existential crisis , and started to spiral a bit

you were worried about him , and knew that he would just continue to get into his own head

so you got him out of bed

and took him on a v special date

thats all for now ;)

y = yuck (what are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

ethan wouldn't like smoking (nicotine), and if that was a habit that you were willing to budge on, he would really try to help you break it. 

overall, ethan is a very considerate and kind person, so someone that was rude or had a sense of entitlement just wouldn’t fit well with him.

z = zzz (what is a sleep habits of theirs?)

ethan can’t fall asleep without background noise. his brain gets too loud when he’s just in bed in complete silence, for better or for worse; sometimes this leads to great video ideas or new concepts for the channel, but other times it just lead to him overthinking his life. when it was that kind of night, ethan would fall asleep to soft music or one of those white noise apps- then he became dependent on it to be able to fall asleep. something about filler noise managed to calm him right down and lull him to sleep, and he pays $5 a month for the premium version of his favorite white noise app.

[ajthedumbass]

Son of a Preacher

Summary: Patton Hart lives in a small town. As son of the local preacher, he’s supposed to be an example of a good Christian son. While trying to meet expectations, one boy might change his life.

Pairings: Mainly intruality, with side analogical and roceit

Warnings: Alcohol, underage drinking, religion, implied abuse, homophobia, swearing, mentions of sex, internalized homophobia. I think thats all but let me know if theres more

All Parts  Next Part >

Chapter 1

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Patton Hart had always been a good kid.

He went to Church, he helped clear the table, kept his room tidy and his grades high. He never went to parties, or did drugs, or drank anything other than the wine he had for communion. He never acted out. He didn’t want to ruin his family’s image of the perfect “traditional” family.

His mom was a teacher at the town’s elementary school and taught Sunday School on the weekends. She always had dinner on the table at 6pm and hosted bible study groups for the local moms every Wednesday and Friday.

His dad was the town’s preacher. Everyone knew him. They all loved and respected him. He was looked up to by many in town as both a leader and as a great father.

His older brother Percy had been the star of the high school football team. Popular at school and was now engaged to the former head of the cheer squad. He got accepted into multiple top colleges for his athletic abilities. He was the “perfect” son, even though Patton knew of several impure things Percy would do behind their parent’s backs when he lived at home.

And then there was Patton. The sweet boy who rarely got in trouble and did everything he could to be as “perfect” as his brother. He was the kind of boy every parent in town would want their daughter to marry. Though, he never was interested in dating. At least that’s what he told his parents. There was one thing he kept hidden from them. 

He was gay.

-

Sunday was a church day as always. Patton and his mother in the front to be close to Mr. Hart as he gave his weekly sermon. Something about some sinner in the bible and what not. Sometimes his father would start talking about how being gay is a sin.

If only he knew.

Patton gets up in the middle of him talking, excusing himself and listening to his mother tell him to hurry back. He just wanted to get away from the homophobia before his brain starts acting up again. He walks to the bathroom, the smell of alcohol affronting him as soon as he enters. Two boys stand in the corner, drinking from a flask and laughing at some crude joke one of them told. He tries to just quickly go into a stall without drawing attention to himself, but is noticed by one of them. “Hey, you’re the preacher’s kid, right?”

Patton gulps and nervously looks up with a nod. “Y-Yeah... You know you really shouldn’t be doing that here...” He knew both of them from school. In fact, his best friend was ‘rivals’ with one in drama club and twins with the other. The pair, Janus and Remus, were the complete opposite of Patton, which made him extremely anxious about being alone in the same room as them.

Remus was tall and muscular, dark eyeliner outlining his eyes. He had one brown eye and one green eye, and was totally identical to his twin except for two things. Personality, and mustache. Janus was average height and equally intimidating to Remus. His black hair covered his eyes some, though the big scar that went over his left eye was still visible.

Remus’ eyes light up as he grins. “Wanna tryyyy iiiit?” He holds the flask out to Patton, who very quickly shakes his head. “Your loss!” Remus laughs as he takes another sip. Janus sighs, grabbing the flask from Remus. “You’re already drunk enough. I swear if my flask is empty and I have to deal with my dad almost sober... Dammit Remus!” “Whaaaat?” He whines, pouting like a child. 

Patton slips out quickly before either of them can start talking to him again. “I’ll just wait until I get home” He mutters to himself.

Remus runs out after him, Janus behind him. “Hey, what’s your name?~”

Janus sighs. “I’m sorry, I tried to stop him.” Patton half-smiles “I-Its okay... I’m Patton” Remus gasps, acting as though it was the most amazing thing he’d ever heard. “Wooooooooooow! See you later Patton!~” He giggles before running back into the bathroom with his friend.

Patton waves “Bye!”

-

“I’m gonna kill him... He thinks he’s so much better than me...” Patton sighs “You got the lead, why are you so upset?” Roman gasps dramatically. “Because he... he... he’s just a bitch!” Virgil chuckles as he sits at the lunch table with his boyfriend. “Yeah, and Roman just wants to fuck him.” Logan laugh as Roman flips them off. 

Patton grins a little before fake glaring. “Language!”

Virgil rolls his eyes, knowing Patton was only joking. “Sorry dad! I won’t say fuck anymore.”

Patton sighs and laughs. “Don’t make me use the finger.” He jokes, waving said finger at them playfully.

Logan snorts “Yes Pat, because that would be so effective.” Before Patton can respond, someone speaks behind him. “Hey preacher boy~” Patton looks over, seeing Remus again. “H-Hi”

Roman groans “Fuck off Re...” 

Remus shushes Roman “I’m having a conversation. How are you Patton?”

Patton blushes a little. “I-I’m good. Uh, how are you?” He asks back. He noticed the way Remus’ hair looked so soft and fluffy, his mustache appearing to match. He wanted to run his hands through it and stare into his eyes.

As soon as those thoughts popped into his mind, the familiar thoughts of hostility towards his sexuality returned. They came any time his family said homophobic things and anytime he seemed to get feelings for a boy. Before he can get too lost in his own thoughts, Remus replies.

“Good. Janus still wants to kill me for drinking his flask.” Roman furrows his brows. “Don’t you have your own?”  “Am I talking to you? Anyways, I better go before he finds me and starts bitching about Roman again. Bye!”

“Bye!” Patton giggles and waves, blushing as he turns back around.

Virgil raises an eyebrow. “Patton’s got a crush” “On my brother? Really Pat?” Roman groans.

Patton blushes more “He’s cute... His mustache looks soft...”

Logan grins “I think Patton just likes bad boys.”

“I... Oh there’s the bell, gotta go!” He says quickly, rushing out of the lunchroom.

-

Patton walks home, smiling as he heads to the pond he always goes to on the way. He smiles and sits on the bench, pulling out the ziploc bag with a few slices of bread in it out of his pocket. He starts tearing the bread, throwing the pieces into the water for his “duck friends”. He sits contently for several minutes, then notices a familiar face slightly up the shore from him. He moves from his spot and stands behind Remus. “Hey!”

Remus turns around and smiles widely “Hi PatPat! You like frogs?” He asks, holding a very small frog in the palm of his hand with the gentleness of a little kitten. 

Patton gasps “So cute! Can I hold him?” He smiles when Remus nods and takes the frog happily. “Hi little buddy!”

Remus blushes at the sight but quickly regains composure. “I come here sometimes to go frog hunting. I like to look for bugs too.” Patton chuckles “I can handle frogs... not so much bugs, especially spiders. I like to feed the ducks everyday. I give them a little snack. We’ve become quite good friends... if you want, I have some bread left. We could sit and feed them for a while.”

“That sounds nice” The pair sat on the bench, now feeding the ducks together with the little frog hopping around between them. Patton felt happy sitting there with him. He felt free and relaxed. It wasn’t until Remus reached over to touch his hand that his brain moved from autopilot.

“Can I kiss you?”

[trippy-dejun]

hi, so i’m the anon who asked @ / nctsplug if they could not put their nsfw pieces in sfw tags, and i saw that it kind of annoyed you i guess and i just wanted to clarify something. i don’t have a problem with smut being in the fluff tag, as long as there’s a read more cut. you might not think it’s a big deal, but if i’m trying to find something cute and i see an ask for a piece that has squirting i’m gonna get pretty fucking uncomfortable. to you it might not be a big deal, but to me it is because that is not safe for me to read. fluff is for all ages and smut is for adults, which is what made me uncomfortable. also, i’m very sorry if this sounds petty, it just makes me feel extremely uncomfortable to see those kinds of works and when i’m uncomfortable i get aggressive/ defensive. i appreciate hearing your opinion, even if i personally don’t agree with it. if it means anything, i hope you have a good day/night.

Hey anon whats up? How are you on this fine day/night/evening, hopefully good. Thank you for sending. ❤️

Thank you for sending me this ask and elabourating more. Your opinions/feelings are valid and you have the right to agree and disagree.

basically my whole take on this:

I can see how it would be uncomfortable but for clarity, if you put “SMUT” or “NSFW 18+” at the beginning of content warnings in bold/all caps and have something barricading the smut from the fluff, it’s fine. As someone that writes, I take full advantage of the “read more” button and use it to hide the fic/smut parts of my fics and it usually makes people read warnings first. If a fic has fluff in it and is not fully a smut fic— it most definitely reserves the right to live in that fluffy tag too.

I do see the issue with a fic thats fully smut being tagged under fluff; however if its just a small bit of smut and its CLEARLY stated in the tags as well as separated from the fluff its perfectly fine.. As for asks like hard hours, thats when you probably shouldnt use the fluff tag. I have friends that just make their own hashtags for things like that or just use smut tags. If you also read something that makes you uncomfy just click away/move on.

I even asked some of my friends that are still younger minors to see what they thought (my younger friends are like little siblings to me) and they basically said the same thing as what I said.

Again, this is just my opinion and its okay to disagree. I love hearing other peoples opinions and seeing how we are similar and differ. All that matters is that we’re all coming from the same fandom(s) and coexisting

On a much lighter/jokey note:

If all else fails and you see mentions of squirting, just imagine it as someone shooting a water bazooka *pew pew* because aint no sane writer gonna actually use the word “dick” or “vagina” in a smut fic. I’m sorry, I saw you mention squirty so this joke had to be made haha

[darwinism00]

Chapter two

CHAPTER TWO VICTORIA PART 1 His loud slurping and sucking were distracting and fucking annoying. I bite down on my lip and slide my trained hands carefully across the silk sheets and grab for both white feather filled pillows to cover my ears, trying to focus my energy into the job that he wasn't getting done. He had dark long hair that fell in little greasy curls on my inner thighs. He wore a white tight tank top that stretched over his much too large muscles exposing his sleeves of tattoos up and down his arms and up his neck. The tattoos were covered with a white button up shirt when I first eyed him in the hotel lobby. He had his hair pulled back in a tight slicked back pony. He still wore his chunky gold jewelry on every fat knuckle while necklaces’ dangled from his neck. There are too many to count. The word corny flashed into my mind the first time I saw them but I let my eyes sparkle with awe instead of disinterest when he caught me eyeing them. He had big clumsy lips that he took the time to give a quick lick to when talking to the ladies as if that was a turn on of some sorts; to have wet lips. His goatee was well groomed like the rest of his body. Most woman would find him perfect but I just could not stop from staring at that crooked nose. His dark eyes burned with perversion. He just played it all wrong. Like a boy who got what he wanted not because he was good at it but because his daddy had money to throw at it. As he moved his big wet lips towards me I quickly put him back to work gripping his hair and shoving him back down. So much for an Italian stallion I thought while rolling my eyes and thrusting my hips to encourage him. He starts to kiss up my belly again and I shove him back down more aggressive than before keeping my grasp on his head firm. “You need to clean your plate!” I demand, showing him who's boss here in this bed. I grab my firm breast that was bulging out of my leather top and pull the skirt up higher, releasing his head to give him more access. This was starting to get me pissed off with frustration but as I glanced at the vintage round clock on the wall I realized the time was drawing near and I was starting to finally get aroused. I push the back of his head at the thought and thrust my hips almost smothering him which gets me closer. A moan escapes my lips as I think about the hooker I had him call and how she will be here soon. Right as the thought escaped my mind I heard a knock on the door. My grip re-tightens its hold on my pet's hair and I yank his head up so that his soaked face and dark penetrating eyes look to me for direction. “Tell her to wait five minutes and then come in. I just need to finish” I pause and smerk. “My first round.” I say this between clenched teeth; arched up, pulling his hair so tight that his veins in his thick neck bulge. He grins a perverse smile, no doubt enjoying this role play and speaks Italian and says exactly what I tell him to. “Good boy.” I say as I shove his head back where it belongs and thrust forward tilting my head back and closing my eyes in long awaited pleasure. I can feel my black straight hair from my wig fall from my shoulder to the white slick sheets under me. With the thought of what was to come I easily climax, tightening my legs around his neck and finishing riding my orgasm out like my hips were on a wave. He struggles for air when I don't let him up just for a few moments before I feel the crack of his neck between my legs and his face lays limp in between my folds. Not much of a difference I muse to myself. I can't let him make too much commotion. Hes a large man and I, being a small woman know he could easily throw me if given the chance. Much like any animal. I kick him to the floor, trying not to stab him with my heel. Satisfied, I skip to grab my purse. I turn and look at the man laying awkwardly. His head lay sideways on the ground and the rest of his body lay slinked over the end of the enormous bed facing up with a huge erection. I tilt my head and think that maybe he should of lead with that thing. Maybe he had more to him. Too bad I don't give a shit. I laugh to myself nonchalantly and stretch my tight leather mini down right below my crotch line; right above my clips from my garter belt that are attached to my stockings and continue to the balcony. I take a deep breath of the night’s crisp air and take a quick moment to appreciate the busy New Vegas streets below. It's surreal to be up so high above all the busy bright lights. The zip lines are the only lights close to this floor thats nearly at the top of the skyscraper about 200 floors up. I look down at all the hybrid plants decorating the balcony for air support. They were exsotic bright colors that glowed in the dark doubling as night lights in the dark sky. As soon as I put a Zig in my mouth and mumbled out the word “fucking rich people” I hear the door handle jiggle at the front of the suite and I take a quick look around to make sure no one is watching. Even this high up people are always looking down. The city is memorizing and the perfect distraction. I throw my purse to the other balcony beside me and quietly make a flip to my suite. I take a drag from my zig, close my eyes, lean against the wall and hear a female scream and get wet all over again. I tilt my head to the side and crack a smile as I head inside my room. I remove my wig and toss it into the metal container bin in the bathroom and then make a B-line to lay on the bed. I could go with the digital spread for my disguise but anything digital is traceable by anyone with enough money and this boy’s daddy has got more than enough. I slightly shake my head feeling a euphoric type high from the kill. The only thing that makes me feel much of anything anymore. People have become so obsessed with technology that doing anything the old fashioned way becomes the easiest way to actually get away with anything these days. I take a deep relieving breath and think God it feels good to be a woman and to get paid for it. Two birds; one stone. I get my burner phone out and send out the text. (Destination reached) and hit send. Once the confirmation of the money transfer is sent I can dispose the phone and get some sleep. Until then I lay on the bed and listen to the voice of a frantic woman in the next room making a panicked phone call. “Yes!” She says too loud with a Latin accent. “It looks like he fell off the bed and broke his neck. I don't know if he's alive or not I don't want to touch him!” Her voice shakes and hitches and then her words turn to spanish gibberish and I stop listening feeling already bored with the night. I hear a ding on my phone and smile. It reads (Money transfer confirmed.) I smash the phone and throw it in the metal bin in the bathroom to join my disposed of black wig. Then joining the items I threw in my clothes, shoes, eyelashes, fake press on nails, and fake jewelry. I'm about to light the fire with a quick flame chip until I pause to flip over the package and read the disclaimer on the box. Quick flame is a extremely flammable substance introduced to you in the form of a chip. Once activated by flipping the easy to use pull tag please place in Quick flames special mete container within 10 seconds to dispose of your waste with ease while creating a energy charge to the space around you for little to no smoke for a safer and healthier environment. I laugh a little; thinking about how hard I tried to make this into a throwing weapon of some sort when this first came out, but the fucking geniuses that designed it made it so the metal container and clear lid activates the chip somehow. I flip it back over, pull the switch and throw the rest of the evidence in the container. I bet they weren't thinking how easy they made my job when mandating these things to every house for landfill control and energy supply. I flip the fan on for good measure. Oh shit! I yell in my head. I can't forget about the fingerprints too. I peel the skin like prints from my fingertips and throw them in the top of the contraption that then feeds them to the flames. The fire is pure blue and I am memorized as I watch everything melt through the see through top. The energy gage for the room at the top of the front door goes from half full to full after the container is done burning its contents. That is proof something was disposed of but not what was disposed. I shrug my shoulders and look at my naked form in the mirror. It's been ten years, 3 months, 1 week and 1 day and I haven't aged a bit. I feel my inner wall start to shake and shrug the feelings off as I turn the water on and take a thorough scolding hot shower. When I am done I lay in the gigantic bed I have all to myself wearing a very expensive fluffy white bath towel with a matching wrap for my head, though my real hair is only about an inch long and bleached blonde. This would make most people feel lonely having a huge bed to themselves; but I'm not most people and I feel like a Queen, as it should be. Babies don't sleep this good was the last thought I had before I drifted off