#but they exist i swear

[loganspr1ncess]

[egophiliac]

But … how the staff swear? We Need to know that too…(of you want of course … love your art and your Amazing humor!!!)

(thank you! :D)

Trein: said 'damn' once when he was sixteen, still lays awake at night in embarrassment about his deplorable lapse in manners.

Vargas: swears like an old-timey carnival strongman. lots of "poppycock" and "what the devil" and an occasional "deuces!" (this makes classes very confusing for poor Deuce)

Crowley: doesn't intentionally swear, but every once in a while he'll, like...put together a presentation on the new staff policies or something that builds up to an acronym which, by complete coincidence, spells out something shockingly depraved.

it happens often enough that you'd think he's doing it on purpose, except. it's Crowley.

Sam: swears in the text, gets away with it because the character reading is always something else

(this is very specific to the Japanese version and probably too meta but I made myself laugh with it, I...I'm sorry)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

[incomprehensiblelentils]

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of locking the goddamn tomb

[uchiwaflame]

has this been done yet

[ninyard]

Exy Fans on Twitter (French edition)

[harriertail]

they actually change colour with her emotions

[carcarrot]

columbo - "the most dangerous match"

[kitamars]

intensity

(larger version under the cut!)

[takofuus]

A game of hide and seek supposedly. Lamb's bell was too loud 🪻

[chalkrub]

been doodling some bri'ish wildlife - love seeing these guys. because they are the classics aren't they?

[whumpsoda]

I. I love vampire hunters turned thralls. Brainwashed into adoring little pets to creatures of which they once chased down with the goal of killing… UGH just someone who used to hate the thing they now address as master… bonus points if they get their memories erased and have no memory of their hunter past :3

[grimalkinscribbles]

No seafood was eaten during this endeavor, and tiny friends were made ( ✌︎'ω')✌︎

I also liked the coloring on Bigtits McGee before I went into all the lighting so here’s this too c:

I want him to bite me.

[skitskatdacat63]

"Fernando" S1E4 - Fernando Alonso & Carlos Sainz Sr.

[lhazar]

Im rewatching right now and Aemond isn’t even wrong to try and get Helena to join him on dragonback. The Greens know about the dragonseeds claiming more dragons—Ulf literally rubbed it in kings landing face, riding silver wing above the city. Aemond knows he’s going to go up against an unwinnable match that’s going to kill him. He’s right to be upset and riled up and trying to get help from his family, but it’s framed like he’s totally lost his mind and out of line for doing so? They have him grabbing at Helena and fighting with his mother and they don’t even seem concerned about the six dragons the other side has now that are fully capable of burning them and all their allies to ashes. But Alicent is upset about the burnt smallfolk like Aemond is doing crimes against humanity because it’s his new passion in life, instead of because They’re At War and Daemon isn’t co-signing the slaughter and rape of women and children in the riverlands. Innocents who would be their people!! But the greens get no reaction to that at all? Are you kidding me? The writers want to demonize Aemond and team green so bad it makes them stupid. I actually can’t stand anyone crying about the smallfolk anymore, like any of them actually care to begin with

[lizaisdrawing]

Unlikely friends 🫧