#but there's also no guarantee I WILL get engagement
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the-golden-ghost ยท 11 months ago
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Part of me kinda does want to post the fic I'm writing now but mostly I don't want to go through All That again
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slasherscream ยท 9 months ago
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No bc ur post about hitting Jordan with the "this you? ๐Ÿคจ" is so real. Like maybe you two are frenemies like you hang out but are academic rivals so as soon as they get a little too bold, you pull up their jitterbean promo lol It def shuts them up but they're secretly into it when ur mean to them
(Sorry for rambling I just really like ur stuff)
They'd never know a minute's peace. Even when they think you're being nice there's teeth to it.
"You look really good today, Li."
Jordan, not trusting you to not be a cunt, "....thanks?"
You, copying their exact cadence and tone during the 'Godolkin Campus Tour with Jordan Li' video, "So much swag!"
"FUCK YOU."
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moiraimyths ยท 3 months ago
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Before we call anon rude because letโ€™s see it from their perspective, imagine getting an entire feast to eat. That can be pretty hard to start with so much thatโ€™s going on, but if they start with one thing they know theyโ€™ll like (aka one character they like) that can be the start for them leaping to other characters to finish the story and the bigger story. I struggle the same way to start book series if I donโ€™t have at least one character that drives me to read it, itโ€™s all about what can be the hook to push them through. Sounds like the anon is neurodivergent (just a guess) so they might genuinely not see it as rude and see it as a solution to even play the game to start with.
Btw absolutely adore the game, the complex and rich characters making them all so unique is amazing. The art is so pleasing to the eyes I love it!! Iโ€™m waiting for it all to get out at once so I donโ€™t get too impatient. Shae however interests me the most, which routes will have the most lore for them? Will there be routes that give more lore in general based on decisions you make or do they all share the same amount? (I mean general lore not just Shae lore)
Apologies; we are not trying to accuse any asker of being rude! We are simply explaining our perspective as the developers / are trying to broadly encourage folks to dip their toes into other areas of the story outside of the main route(s) they're interested in, especially considering some routes will be made available sooner than others, and these other routes will likely contain additional scenes/lore of everyone's fave(s) regardless! We want to give each main cast member an equal amount of love (and lore) regardless of their overall popularity, so our goal is not to tut-tut anyone for having strong preferences for one character over the others, but rather to explain that you may be surprised by how much *more* you learn about your preferred characters in the other routes. That's all!
For Shae... Well, they were a foot soldier for one of the worst periods of the War. Lore wise, any other story that touches on the War will likely have content relevant to them and their experiences. ^^
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#ask#clotho answers#edit/final note: we got a *few* asks on this subject and will not likely answer all of them for the sake of our followers' dashboards#but we also want to note that part of our encouragements here come from the fact that Flan/Keagan are our most popular characters by a lot#and we want to do what we can to gently nudge folks who may not want to romance the fem / nb characters into checking out their stories#despite not being into them romantically. this is half of why we have platonic routes to begin with#we recognize veterans to the dating sim world may feel less inclined to romance characters that don't align with their irl orientations#this isn't a bad thing. some people steer clear of dating sims altogether because they're aro or just not interested in romance stories etc#but the unintentional side effect of this is it has a chilling effect on developers even in the indie sphere to make less diverse stories#if Flan and Keagan are our most popular characters then they will be our most *profitable* characters in the long run#and as much as we would love to not care about money and just produce the story we want to tell#we live in a society (tm) and need to eat#if at the end of ndm's development we see that 90% of our engagement went toward the boys it is hard to ignore the financial incentive#to redirect our energy toward leaning into the 'tried and true' formula that assures we can buy groceries and make rent#basically what i am candidly saying here is capitalism is pretty bad for creative liberty unless you're already rich / able to self finance#which we are not. and currently none of the core devs make *anything* from ndm#it would be nice if it does turn a profit but that isn't a guarantee - which the team has accepted as a normal risk in game development#anyway this is getting rambly but the Point is that this goes beyond us wanting to make sure all sides of our story are equally appreciated#it is *partly* that - we do want players to experience the entirety of our artwork#but it's not just for our egos - it's so we can keep making art like this#i considered including this in the body of the post but money talk suuucks man#and i don't want anyone to think we're glaring at them in a holier than thou 'ah-ha! you don't want to play maeve's route because she's a#woman!' sort of way because i think that's a reductive way to look at things#people like what they like and there's nothing intrinsically wrong with that#but if you like that we're making a diverse story#with masc routes fem routes and nb routes#even if you don't personally want to romance x or y#it would help us if y'all play the platonic routes#we are trying our very very best to make the fem/nb routes interesting for Everyone so those stories don't get sidelined#and if you don't like them for their own sake - fair enough! can't win em all and we'll deeply appreciate that you tried anyway!
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roaaoife ยท 20 hours ago
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Japan actually entered a period of massive economic growth post WW2. They did it by turning their military production into civilian manufacturing and being aggressive in their exports and trading. They diversified production into many high demand fields. According to wikipedia: "The distinguishing characteristics of the Japanese economy during the "economic miracle" years included: the cooperation of manufacturers, suppliers, distributors, and banks in close-knit groups called keiretsu; the powerful enterprise unions and shuntล; good relations with government bureaucrats, and the guarantee of lifetime employment (shลซshin koyล) in big corporations and highly unionized blue-collar factories."
Historically this is called the Kลdo keizai seichล or the Japanese Economic Miracle. By the end of this economic growth, it was the 3rd largest economy in the world, though some argue that the US presence helped - there was a vested interest in preventing the spread of Communism, and the Korean War in the 50s solidified the alliance between the two nations.
Germany post WW2 is complicated for a number of reasons- the divide between east and west, the allied nations restricting their growth post war as punishment, etc- but West Germany alao had massive economic growth after the war by refocusing is capital and removing many of the war time restrictions on the population. You also have to remember that the war was paid for by taxes. Germany's tax rate was 95% by the end of war. Massively cutting those taxes helped put money back into the local economy, stimulating growth. In fact, the economic growth was so remarkable it's called "Wirtschaftswunder" - literally "Economic Miracle." Within a decade after the restrictions on their growth were removed (the Allies prevented any positive changes in Germany's economy for 2 years after the war ended), Germany's economy was doing better than the UK's.
Unlike Japan and Germany, the Fire Nation didn't suffer any major damage to their infrastructure during the war. They didn't actually lose; they just stopped. It was not occupied by other nations and could negotiate from a position of strength rather than a position of defeat. Keep in mind that Fire Lord Zuko isn't without allies, either. The Avatar, the High Chief of the Southern Water Tribe (who he broke out of prison), King Bumi, and of course Toph Fucking Beifong all have motivation to ensure a successful transition. They still have their full military. And while Zuko would never restart the war over someone being obstinate at the negotiating table, Iroh would be sly enough to hint that it's a possibility, and Toph would 100% help him.
Also, we see what people live like in the Fire Nation during the war - the nobles are living in luxury while the common people are suffering. Those airships weren't paid for with wishes, and the nobility clearly isn't sacrificing for the war. Putting that money back into the hands of the people would go a long way in helping to transition the economy.
While I'm definitely not opposed to a story of an empire in slow decay by choice (The Angst! The Drama! Delicious!), I think it's not unrealistic to say that the Fire Nation is able to build a strong economy after the war- even with economic reparations, though they would have the negotiating power to build up economic reparations over a longer period of time instead of giving it all at once. They can help that by immediately engaging in cultural and intellectual reparations (returning the shit they stole), setting a timeline to retrain soldiers into other careers, downilzizing their military, getting into domestic production, and completely change the transportation and shipping industry with those airships. They could even negotiate favorable trade agreements in lieu of reparation payments.
So yeah, hope this gives you more to think about!
Fire Nation is such toxic garbage, and at least half of their industry relies on the war staying active. I feel like it would start collapsing in on itself, imploding as soon as the new Fire Lord and the Avatar stopped the war.
How does such massive machinery stop in its tracks and reassign a large part of military personnel to something else? Have those people even been schooled to do anything else?
The people are suddenly aimless and confused, angry. They were happily profiteering for 100 years, even if many of their own people kept dying in the war but the nation got used to that state of things. Even their culture they grow up in trains them to view everything through a lens of conflict. Suddenly no more of this?
I think it would be interesting if the Fire Nation ran into an almost complete economic collapse, worsened by them paying reparations. The assassination attempts on the Fire Lord keep failing. He and the Avatar keep pressure on this and the Fire Nation keeps spiraling into a worse state. It takes like 30 years to stabilize. Zuko is the head of a degrading empire that in a sense, he's intentionally sinking. Its way of functioning and economy have to change, but the transition is no less traumatic. Tragic, what he inherited.
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slasherflicks999 ยท 14 days ago
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instagram pisses me off so hard why do i ONLY get engagement from like a few of my followers on there and almost all of them are just my friends liking my shit (still appreciated ofc but damn)
is shadow banning a thing on instagram ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ because๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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nerdie-faerie ยท 8 months ago
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I've got two family events coming up during term time and I'm trying to decide if the trips are worth the cost by asking if my family is actually going to be attending them and my mum's response was 'I might be able to convince your dad if we know you're going :)' girl I'm not spending nearly ยฃ60 just to come down for the weekend only to then find out I'm going by myself
#+Extra#travel tag#one of my cousins has a babyshower coming up in may on a Sunday when i have class on Monday#i already know my mum isnt intending to go to that one and my aunt that lives in between me and them also isnt going so i cant go with them#its the most inconvenient of the two and i have to be home a week after so ive declined that one#but another cousin recently announced an engagement/housing warming party weekend at the end of april#and when my mum told me about it i asked if she was going so i knew whether or not to look into tickets#and she hit me with the 'might go if you do :)' girl im not risking ยฃ60 on a maybe especially cus getting there will be a nightmare#its not all the way down south with the rest of my family so its technically closer but if im travelling there i need to know#whether to come early and go all the way home so i can arrive with my family on the day or travel down the day of & get there a little late#in the day in the city where its happening and figure out how to get to the event by myself and sort out getting ready and everything#or like to not bother what so ever and theres no guarantee which day theyll go cus its both Saturday and/or Sunday#ideally id only go Saturday cus i got class first thing monday but i also dont wanna be there by myself#im not close with my cousins and my dad doesnt get along with my mums side of the family so its highly likely id be there by myself#which i absolutely do not want especially if im getting there late cus of relying on public transport#edit: itll cost between ยฃ50-ยฃ120 to travel o.o depending on how i travel#if i get the train the whole way cus its quicker and times are more convenient itll cost ยฃ120 for a return for a 3 hour trip#or i could spend ยฃ40ish to get there by train then ยฃ10 on an overnight coach back#which is cheaper than the ยฃ60ish it would cost to get coaches both ways and the travel times for coaches were ridiculous#but jesus christ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
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sizablelad ยท 1 year ago
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so joever my roommate having basically no standards on taking care of our shared living space. also so joever my roommate being exceptionally lazy and refusing to do anything. she can actually be so unkind and straight up rude because she expects her friends to do basically EVERYTHING. her friend was visiting from home and she was the WORST host. this is the end result of upperupperupperupper-middle class only child helicopter parent nepo baby has a maid childhood and i don't know why i thought She was the only exception
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daydreamingtomatos ยท 1 year ago
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if tumblr dies im remaking my twitter but tbh itll mostly just be weird porn. after the remake not before
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heymacy ยท 1 year ago
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hi macy :) I read about your personal experience with finding yourself too invested in the gallavich fandom to the point of feeling upset about it and I have to say... that happened to me too. the compulsory need to engage even when there's no good feeling at the end of it, the constantly thinking about it to the detriment of other activities... I don't know if it's maybe because shameless and gallavich deal with heavy topics, or just one of the ways online engagement and hyperfixations can evolve, but I felt so much better once I removed myself from it, able to find joy in numerous other activities, and fandoms too! just wanted to share this - the fact that I had the same experience - and wanted to say I'm glad you're doing better now :)
hello my love! thank you for reaching out! i'm very glad that you were able to find solidarity in what i shared. re: heavy topics - i know that for myself, not being faced with content regarding my own disease on a daily basis has been a nice change of pace for me. i haven't felt as consumed by it since i took a step back. i think sometimes the content we engage with colors our real-world experiences and that was definitely the case for me. i've never been a casual viewer of media or a casual enjoyer of things so it doesn't surprise me that what happened to me, happened. i love having the capacity now to enjoy other things - and hey, i still engage with fandom here and there! i'm loving RWRB content right now (i have just a tiny bit of brain rot regarding those two) along with some jane austen adaptations and other such things! media is beautiful and transformative and i love putting stickers on the scrapbook that is my blog! thank you for your kind words - i'm glad i'm doing better now, too. it feels good. it feels healthy and normal. and i really hope everyone can find a balance if they're feeling off-kilter. also, i love you. did you know that? thank you for popping in ๐Ÿ’› feel free to do it any time you please, i'm always hanging around somewhere!
#i'm really happy that my experience doesn't seem to be this unusual isolated thing and it makes me feel better knowing others like. get it!#i've been reading a lot of books and watching a lot of movies and writing my book and it just feels GOOD#and i guarantee if the gallavich/shameless spark ever reignites for me i would be able to engage in a far healthier and more casual way#it just didn't go that way the first time around#and i'm glad i was able to recognize that and make that distinction and work through it and come out the other side more clear-headed#also i feel like i should say this bc i got a message about it the other day:#i am not speaking negatively about the fandom whatsoever when i share bits and pieces of my experience#i love the fandom. i love the people and the characters and the content and the fics and the art and everything about it#it's just how MY BRAIN decided to handle things#it is not a reflection on anyone or anything else#i don't want anyone to think i'm shit-talking the fandom or shit-talking fandom in general or anything like that bc i promise i'm not#i just had an experience and i felt compelled to share it in case anyone else could relate#and also so i could maybe not feel so alone and isolated in my experience#and it seems like i succeeded which feels really good#i love you fandom i love you anon i love everyone and everything that the gallavich/shameless fandom gave me#i will treasure it forever#always in my heart etc etc etc#macy babbles#anons
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junonreactor ยท 1 year ago
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would i be willing to take a 17% pay cut to work for an organization that potentially would suck less .
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therainingkiwi ยท 1 year ago
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I am a Jew.
I did not know that civilians lived in Palestine until i was probably sixteen. SIXTEEN. You know when I first learned that Palestine existed? Oh, probably when I was three or four, in Hebrew school.
I was literally taught that Palestine is a nation of terrorists. I thought it was basically one giant army base where Hamas planned attacks, rather than a real country with hospitals and cities and schools. Again: I did not know that civilians and everyday non-terrorists lived in Palestine until I was a fucking TEENAGER (and even then, it was despite my synagogue's best efforts, not because they changed the shul curriculum or anything).
I'm not saying this because I'm proud. I am DEEPLY ashamed to have once believed this. It's why I focus my anti-Israel activism around the Jewish community in particular: I do not trust myself around Palestinians because I fear I haven't rooted out my prejudices enough for them to be safe in my company. I'm not sure I ever will.
But you need to know how intense Israeli propaganda is. You need to know WHY so many people can't distinguish between anti-Zionism and anti-Semitism. Israel has spent lots of time and money on its international image. They've spent possibly even MORE time and money to smear Palestine into the mud. Israel relies on the world seeing their colonization as valiant Jews holding steadfast against evil Islamic terrorists. Without their indoctrination, they don't have power.
I hope Palestine rises higher and freer than Netanyahu's worst fucking nightmares.
I was asked why there's a zionist claim that the Palestininian identity is not legitimate. And I think it's important to understand why Palestinians as a whole are seen as a threat by Israel. To understand why it's not about Hamas.
The claim is that the Palestininian identity was made up in order to push us out. Palestinian existence is a threat to the legitimacy of Israel as a country.
I was taught in school that Palestine was empty when we got here. They used a Mark Twain quote. It was a barren land full of swamps and some nomadic people (Beduins) but as soon as we wanted to come here, the awful antisemitic Arabs sent people to settle here before we could to take up the space. I was in school in the settlements though. I was taught the most extreme version of this.
Another version of this is that Palestine was never its own thing, they're just Arabs the same as all Arabs from the surrounding countries. So they could just... scooch over and give us the space, please and thank you. In Israel no one uses the term Palestinian. If I do, people roll their eyes and dismissively go "Arab." An Arab is an Arab. It's a way to strip away their unique identity and blend them in with the rest to say they could always move to Jordan, or Syria, or Lebanon, and it's all the same to them.
It's a way to make Palestinian existence by itself into a malicious plot to deny us a homeland.
Because if Palestinians exist as a distinct group of people, we aren't the only ones with a connection to this land. And you don't create an ethnostate by sharing.
You still hear echoes of this mentality. Why won't all these Muslim countries take the people of Gaza as refugees? That's asking why they won't let Israel make its ethnic cleansing more neat and convenient. Yes, refugees should be taken in and given shelter. But this question shifts responsibility away from Israel. Palestinians shouldn't be forced suffer either ethnic cleansing that leaves them as refugees, or a genocide.
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tearingdread ยท 9 months ago
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coming to terms w the many many different ways i experience alienation โ€ฆ..
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traegorn ยท 25 days ago
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Girl you can rant and rave all day but we all know for a fact you can't vote your way out of this mess so your "genuinely, what else can we do?" sounds like pure cucked defeatism. This downward spiral of American fascism has proven stable, so no, voting isn't going to stop it. The democrats will never be pushed left - as proven by blatant history. I know this is your cue to list a bunch of social services or civil rights concessions a la #bidenwins but the drip violence of homophobia and abortion restrictions under republicans does not come close to the bipartisan armed tyranny that murders people in broad daylight.
Voting isn't going to solve any of this, and no voting isn't going to "clear the way" or make it easier to resist. Democrats have proven over and over and over again they will use the full force of violence to stop anything that truly threatens them and the ONLY WAY to stop American fascism is to threaten them, to threaten the very foundations of the system itself.
You exert all this effort, have all this pained frustration, over the weakest political action you can take. You are not challenging fascism or tyranny or helping any of the people harmed under bipartisan violence. You ignore these people and focus on "harm reduction" for the few who do benefit from the pitiful social safety nets democrats eke out only to be undermined in the next four or eight years as republicans INEVITABLY take back power. Such is the case of a two party system, as history proves. You're staving off the inevitable by exerting all this energy into electoralism, and the people you "save" by electing democrats are inevitably hurt anyways when republicans INEVITABLY take back power - because that's what the system guarantees.
You exist in a cycle of abuse with the American government, a punishment-reward system under the 2 parties that keeps you afraid of punishment and too desperate for reward that you ignore how the hand that feeds you is also putting kids in cages and blowing up babies overseas. You, and everyone who thinks like you, will never be the ones to save anybody.
Idk I was pissed and now got all sad again after writing this. Just so you know my being sad at the state of your ideology isn't a representation of my passivity that people like you like to construe - I am painfully politically active. But it's just...sick. You're stuck in an abusive cult and now I just feel bad for you
I'm usually a lot nicer when I reply to folks, but you brought a certain energy that deserves a different response. I want to be clear to any passersby who I'd normally be polite to in this kind of conversation: This energy is reserved only for chucklefucks who bring this kind of shit to me. Please do not take this as a reflection as to how I'd treat people willing to engage honestly and civilly with me. This anon came to me unprovoked, so they're getting a rather unique response.
So here we go.
Oi, shit head. This was the stupidest thing I've read all day.
Democrats 100% have moved left in the last 40 years. Are we still recovering from when they got dragged right by Reagan in the 80s? Yes. But we've made headway getting things back on track. You claim a lot of stuff here, but don't cite a single example. Likely because you just repeat what someone else told you on TikTok that one time. You couldn't find your way through actual theory if it smacked you in the face with its dick. But you don't want me to actually justify it.
Because your own words told me you'd dismiss any evidence I provided:
I know this is your cue to list a bunch of social services or civil rights concessions a la #bidenwins but the drip violence of homophobia and abortion restrictions under republicans does not come close to the bipartisan armed tyranny that murders people in broad daylight.
Bitch, this shit is a sliding scale. Trump authorized more drone strikes than Obama did in eight years. Are they bad? Yes. But if you're telling me you want more murders, Trump's your guy. Guess what, living in America means dealing with the fact that you've been complicit in genocide this whole time. Look at the land you stand on -- it is soaked in blood. Look at the smart phone you're reading this on, it literally came out of a genocide.
You bathe in blood every day, fucking figure it out.
We do our best to minimize harm. And if you'd ACTUALLY read or watched anything I've said, your two half dead braincells would have noticed the part where I constantly say "voting is not the end of your activism." It's the fucking start.
Either Harris or Trump will be the next President. Trump will be worse. If you aren't doing everything you can to stop him, you're not a leftist, you're a grandstanding piece of shit who doesn't care about anything other than the smell of your own farts.
You want to fuck up the two parties? Great. Put in the fucking work -- because the Presidential election ain't it, shithead. Build a real movement from the ground up. Build community, build a party system, run local candidates. When's the last time your ass went to a city council meeting or a school board meeting? Do you even know when they're held where you live?
But let's face it, you couldn't coalition build if you tried because you're so far up your own ass you kiss your small intestine goodnight.
Daddy Revolution ain't coming, shithead. There's work to do, so get your head out of your ass and do it.
You want Trump to win? Netanyahu would kiss you on the lips for it. Fuck off.
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bluelockmaniac ยท 7 months ago
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SLEEP WITH, MARRY, KILL
โคท โ‹ฎ ๐ˆ๐๐“๐„๐‘๐€๐‚๐“๐ˆ๐•๐„ ๐†๐€๐Œ๐„ ๐“๐‡๐€๐“ ๐˜๐Ž๐” ๐‚๐€๐ ๐๐‹๐€๐˜ โ‹ฎ
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เฑจเงŽ how to play: 1. there will be three characters (multifandom). simply choose one you'd want to sleep with, one you'd want to marry, and one you'd... well, kill. 2. each character will have a comment based on your decision, read it!
เณ€ warning: characters may have some harsh or suggestive replies, so proceed with caution !
เฑจเงŽ characters from the following fandoms: BLUE LOCK, genshin impact, honkai star rail, JJK
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1. ๅฝก who would you sleep with, marry, kill?
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โค‘ what he'd say if you chose to sleep with him
๐ƒ๐‘. ๐‘๐€๐“๐ˆ๐Ž: "oh? you want to sleep with me? i'm afraid i'd rather watch paint dry."
๐Š๐€๐„๐˜๐€: "haha! not surprised. i'll make it worth your while, y/n."
๐๐€๐๐€๐Œ๐ˆ: "y/n, i believe it is best to refrain from such... engagements. i must respectfully decline."
โค‘ what he'd say if you chose to marry him
๐ƒ๐‘. ๐‘๐€๐“๐ˆ๐Ž: "hm, i can hardly contain my enthusiasm. it seems you've also been infected by the disease named stupidity." (translation: "i'll consider it,")
๐Š๐€๐„๐˜๐€: "what's the hurry? just kidding, this seems like the beginning of our grand adventure, my love."
๐๐€๐๐€๐Œ๐ˆ: "...what? y/n, marriage is a serious commitment... it requires careful considerationโ€” i apologize, i seem to have forgotten this was a game."
โค‘ what he'd say if you chose to kill him
๐ƒ๐‘. ๐‘๐€๐“๐ˆ๐Ž: "you know y/n, sometimes it's better to keep your lips sealed and give the impression that you're stupid, rather than to open your mouth and remove all the doubt they might have had?"
๐Š๐€๐„๐˜๐€: "damn it, y/nnn! so easy to love yet so hard to hate..."
๐๐€๐๐€๐Œ๐ˆ: "...i won't hold it against you."
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2. ๅฝก who would you sleep with, marry, kill?
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โค‘ what he'd say if you chose to sleep with him
๐’๐‚๐€๐‘๐€๐Œ๐Ž๐”๐‚๐‡๐„: "eww... but i suppose i could lower my standards for one night..."
๐€๐•๐„๐๐“๐”๐‘๐ˆ๐๐„: "oho? fascinating. we can use each other for tonight, just make sure you don't disappoint me, friend."
๐Š๐€๐ˆ๐’๐„๐‘: "fine, but only because i pity you. it's the closest you'll ever get to perfection, anyway."
โค‘ what he'd say if you chose to marry him
๐’๐‚๐€๐‘๐€๐Œ๐Ž๐”๐‚๐‡๐„: "w-what? me, marry you? pathetic..."
๐€๐•๐„๐๐“๐”๐‘๐ˆ๐๐„: "love is a gamble, but with you it seems like it's a guaranteed win..."
๐Š๐€๐ˆ๐’๐„๐‘: "Marry me? That's laughableโ€” and what makes you so special, hm?"
โค‘ what he'd say if you chose to kill him
๐’๐‚๐€๐‘๐€๐Œ๐Ž๐”๐‚๐‡๐„: "i'd like to see you try, you insignificant... human."
๐€๐•๐„๐๐“๐”๐‘๐ˆ๐๐„: "hmm, y/n, i didn't know you were one to pull risky moves. i'll let fate decide my outcome, let's see if luck is on my side."
๐Š๐€๐ˆ๐’๐„๐‘: "tch, likewise."
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3. ๅฝก who would you sleep with, marry, kill?
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โค‘ what he'd say if you chose to sleep with him
๐†๐Ž๐‰๐Ž: "hell yeah, i love sleepovers! i'll bring suguru and shokoโ€” wait whaaat?"
๐๐„๐”๐•๐ˆ๐‹๐‹๐„๐“๐“๐„: "...my apologies. while i am honoured by your proposal, i must politely decline as it is not my intention to take advantage of your precious body."
๐๐Ž๐Ž๐“๐‡๐ˆ๐‹๐‹: "y'wanna fuck? no need t'ask twice, pretty thing."
โค‘ what he'd say if you chose to marry him
๐†๐Ž๐‰๐Ž: "haha, of course. after all, the question is: who wouldn't choose to marry me?"
๐๐„๐”๐•๐ˆ๐‹๐‹๐„๐“๐“๐„: "it would be a privilege to marry you, y/n... but perhaps we should start slow and take it one step at a time."
๐๐Ž๐Ž๐“๐‡๐ˆ๐‹๐‹: "say less, darlin'. i'll give ya the best life y'could ask for."
โค‘ what he'd say if you chose to kill him
๐†๐Ž๐‰๐Ž: "haha! not if i kill you first! :)"
๐๐„๐”๐•๐ˆ๐‹๐‹๐„๐“๐“๐„: "ah, i apologize. it's raining again in fontaine."
๐๐Ž๐Ž๐“๐‡๐ˆ๐‹๐‹: "mm' pretty, don't know what i did but, y'know what they say? hate sex is the best sex." (a/n: sorry)
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4. ๅฝก who would you sleep with, marry, kill?
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โค‘ what he'd say if you chose to sleep with him
๐–๐‘๐ˆ๐Ž๐“๐‡๐„๐’๐‹๐„๐˜: "oh? guess i've got a different purpose for using my handcuffs now."
๐’๐€๐„: "yuck... whoever is willing to sleep with you is just too lazy to jerk off..." (ouch)
๐“๐Ž๐‰๐ˆ: "hmm? how much are ya willing to pay?"
โค‘ what he'd say if you chose to marry him
๐–๐‘๐ˆ๐Ž๐“๐‡๐„๐’๐‹๐„๐˜: "...let us sit down and discuss this, perhaps over a cup of tea."
๐’๐€๐„: "ugh... i have no interest in someone as lukewarm as you. i have better things to do than waste my time with you."
๐“๐Ž๐‰๐ˆ: "pftt, nah."
โค‘ what he'd say if you chose to kill him
๐–๐‘๐ˆ๐Ž๐“๐‡๐„๐’๐‹๐„๐˜: "careful now, y/n. i won't be able to reduce your prison sentence if you were to commit murder."
๐’๐€๐„: "i don't give a shit. this game is such a waste of my time."
๐“๐Ž๐‰๐ˆ: "oh, are you flirting with me?"
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5. ๅฝก who would you sleep with, marry, kill?
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โค‘ what he'd say if you chose to sleep with him
๐Š๐€๐•๐„๐‡: "well i certainly am looking forward to decorating you with love bites... you'll look like a gorgeous piece of art by the time i'm done with you."
๐‚๐‡๐Ž๐’๐Ž: "uhh... like innocently sleeping beside each other orโ€” oh. fuck yes, come here."
๐€๐‹๐‡๐€๐ˆ๐“๐‡๐€๐Œ: "i'll consider it if it's a one-time thing, but later... this book is quite intriguing."
โค‘ what he'd say if you chose to marry him
๐Š๐€๐•๐„๐‡: "seriously? there is no time to waste then. i'll build us the grandest mansion ever known in sumeru!"
๐‚๐‡๐Ž๐’๐Ž: "you... what? but i guess the idea of having a family with you does sound exciting..."
๐€๐‹๐‡๐€๐ˆ๐“๐‡๐€๐Œ: "i apologize, but getting married seems like a hassle. i'd rather live a comfortable life on my own."
โค‘ what he'd say if you chose to kill him
๐Š๐€๐•๐„๐‡: "mhmm, such a pretty liar."
๐‚๐‡๐Ž๐’๐Ž: "don't say that. shut up and kiss me."
๐€๐‹๐‡๐€๐ˆ๐“๐‡๐€๐Œ: "well, what can i say? you're as smart as you look."
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โ˜… ๐‘ฎ๐‘จ๐‘ด๐‘ฌ ๐‘ถ๐‘ฝ๐‘ฌ๐‘น . . .
โ˜…ๅฝก feel free to share the characters you chose in the comments ! โคท the artists for the fanarts used are credited in image desc ! โคท reblogs, comments, and likes appreciated !
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โ˜• PAC: some facts about your next partner
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not my usual way of making a pac reading โ€˜cause this time i'm gonna use the bullet form ^_^
this is a collective reading ! take what resonates and leave what doesn't. i cannot guarantee 100% accuracy. take the pac reading lightly แƒฑฬ’ ๏ฝฐฬ€ึŠ๏ฝฐฬ )
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เท†โธ’โธ’ book ๐Ÿ““
๐™š came from a very rich family or has a wealthy background.
๐™š they're not into "labels" or jump into a relationship quickly.
๐™š may possibly have a small circle of friends in their life.
๐™š an introvert or a quite type , your next partner prefers to be lowkey.
๐™š has this magnetic charm that makes others feel drawn by them without even trying.
๐™š mysterious to the point you won't figure them out right away.
๐™š may prolly be into something artsy stuff.
๐™š very independent and doesn't like clingy people around them.
๐™š has a resting b*tch face or rbf look.
๐™š has a lot of goals in their life they wish to achieved now.
๐™š is very successful with their career , earns a lot of money from it.
๐™š you're expected to meet them in some random , unplanned way. a possibility of a friend who will introduce you to this person.
๐™š may have issues with their family but still has a lot of fond for them.
๐™š super practical with their things and doesn't tend to overspend.
๐™š this person is into slow burn romance when it comes to love.
๐™š it takes time to get to know them 'cause they be hiding something.
๐™š your next partner has trust issues due to their past.
๐™š they've gone through a lot which has changed them drastically.
๐™š knows how to bounce back from whatever the universe has thrown at them.
๐™š they're worth the effort to go for them so..
๐™š once they're starting to open up to you , they're all in for the ride.
๐™š geez once you got into a rs with them , they're gonna be hella flirty.
๐™š their love language is words of affirmation , a smooth talker.
๐™š loves giving tons of compliments to make you feel confident about yourself.
๐™š the type to surprise you with little things that you may not notice.
๐™š an example is trying to match with your pfp whilst you're unaware.
๐™š emotional af 'cause they feel things deeply. once they care , they're gonna care hard.
๐™š is into aesthetics , trying to look good about themselves 24/7.
๐™š may into decorating their room or space that suits their taste.
๐™š possibly into spirituality or at least has a belief on something.
EXTRAS : water , fire , & earth energies , leo , aries , cancer , virgo , capricorn , sun , venus , mercury , saturn , very intuitive or psychic , has daddy vibes / dom , puts faith in the universe , sees things that others don't , knows how to balance their schedule , 4 , 6 , 3 , 2 , E , Z , Y , B , L , 10:10 , 3:33 , 666 , 555 , 4:44 , paris , dove , leaf , heart , anchor.
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เท†โธ’โธ’ drinks๐Ÿง‹
๐™š they're a bit guarded with their emotions at first.
๐™š doesn't fall in love very easily , is lowkey bad at catching feelings.
๐™š slow to open up at first but once they do they're gonna act deep.
๐™š very active online , always stay on trends about what's going on.
๐™š not into dating apps , you may meet them irl , or through social media. may also try to slide into your dms.
๐™š may not be into oversharing but once they feel comfortable you'll be shocked about the things they gonna say.
๐™š your next partner can be the type who asks a lot of questions.
๐™š super curious to know things , can be a yapper at times.
๐™š loves to engage in deep convos with others , they're very smart.
๐™š their mind runs in motions โ€˜cause they be absorbing a lot of infos.
๐™š knows how to create jokes or just them acting all witty.
๐™š an info junkie , gives random facts , trivias , or conspiracy theories.
๐™š the type who's a workaholic , they be grinding their ass off to work.
๐™š may have multiple jobs : one main & other a side hustle / freelance.
๐™š has a perfectionist streak , tends to double-check everything.
๐™š always going through a glow-up process in their lives.
๐™š your next partner can be a bit sentimental about their past.
๐™š example is still keeping their fave hoodie back from high school.
๐™š lowkey a romantic person but doesn't show it in obvious ways.
๐™š a detail freak , they be noticing the tiniest things you wouldn't even think of.
๐™š even though they're serious they still got their playful energy within them.
๐™š not the most to be open but very loyal once they're in for a rs.
๐™š has a good relationship with their mother.
๐™š your next partner is wiser beyond their years.
๐™š they do vibe checks on others due to how intuitive they are.
๐™š can read the room and know what's going on.
๐™š very talented in one area , whether it's art , music , etc.
๐™š if someone did them dirty they gonna cut them off quickly.
๐™š the type who is "forgive but never forget" kind of person.
๐™š faced a lot of heavy situations yet they remained triumph over it.
EXTRAS : water , earth , & air energies , cancer , gemini , virgo , scorpio , moon , mercury , pluto , dealt with heartbreak before , likes to form connections , may take time to rest as a way to recharge their social battery , waiting for their efforts to come into fruition , 4 , 3 , 2 , H , O , J , C , M , 444 , 5:55 , 1:11 , 12:12 , 4:44 , 666 , clover , star , cupid's arrow , eyeglasses , unicorn.
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เท†โธ’โธ’ paint ๐ŸŽจ
๐™š your next partner is giving golden retriever vibes , likes to hug from behind.
๐™š the kind of person who can light up the room by just being there.
๐™š can turn any bad day around with their sense of humor.
๐™š this person is very responsible with whatever they're doing.
๐™š acts ambitious and is seen as a go-getter for some people.
๐™š is patient with everything but may tend to miss out on things.
๐™š the reason : they think that the world runs on their time.
๐™š your next partner always think before they do something.
๐™š you can always rely on them when you need help with tasks.
๐™š this person acts or seen as the โ€œmotherโ€ of a whole friend group.
๐™š someone who's faithful but can be a lil bit sensitive at times.
๐™š very creative with something that is seen as an inspiration for others.
๐™š may have a hidden talent like painting , writing , music , etc.
๐™š there are tons of people who look up to them as their role model.
๐™š this person could possibly be a psychic or has a good intuition.
๐™š a sharp thinker that enjoys engaging in deep conversations.
๐™š smart and isnโ€™t afraid to speak up their mind about a topic.
๐™š they take no bs from others and remains true to themselves only.
๐™š knows how to balance their time with work and relationships.
๐™š your next partner values honesty in communication.
๐™š always down for trying new things or having some fun with you.
๐™š a good support buddy for their friends , has a "ride or die" energy.
๐™š has a knack for seeing the bright side in every difficult situations.
๐™š this person is into friendly debates that challenges the norms.
๐™š they're all about that getting the "bag" and they're serious about it.
๐™š somehow i kept on getting the lyrics "i need a big boy , give me a big boy" lmao.
๐™š lowkey has simp vibes or a hopeless romantic but they don't show it right away.
๐™š has a chill energy or simply the type who has that go-with-the-flow attitude.
๐™š this person can act as your safe place when life gets messy for you.
๐™š they don't stress themselves over the little things.
EXTRAS : fire , water , earth , air energies , leo , taurus , virgo , cancer , pisces , libra , gemini , sun , saturn , mercury , moon , neptune , venus , very truthful with their words , this person is physically strong , a lover boy / girl at heart , loves the whole ides of romance in general , has a strong spiritual ties with their ancestors , 1 , 2 , 8 , 7 , C , I , V , R , S , 12:12 , 3:33 , 999 , 666 , 777 , music note , monkey , made with love , rose , fairy.
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Jungkook fic recs 2024 ๐Ÿฅณ
In honor of Jungkookโ€™s birthday, I want to share my ultimate favorite Jungkook stories, that Iโ€™ve read this past year (2023-2024) ๐Ÿ’œ I want to thank each and every writer on this list for creating such wonderful stories and art - you are truly amazing โœจ All the fics on this list hold a dear place in my heart ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅณ
โ—Most of these fics are smutty as hell or contains dark themes, so minors dni.โ—ย 
If you read anything on this list and you like it, please leave a comment to the writer or reblog the fic, it might seem like a tiny gesture, but it really means a lot for writers and I can guarantee it will put a smile on their faces๐Ÿ’œ Letโ€™s share and give lots of love!
Looking for more to read? Check โ€˜The Libraryโ€™, last years Jungkook recs orย  last years recs ๐Ÿ™‚
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[index] โ†’ jan | feb (jhs) | mar (myg) | apr | may | jun | jul | aug | sep (jjk)(knj) | oct (pjm) | nov | dec (kth)(ksj) |
Emoji meaning โ†’ angst = ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ, smut = ๐Ÿฅต, fluff = ๐Ÿฅฐ, comedy = ๐Ÿ˜‚, yandere = ๐Ÿ˜ˆ, thriller/dark = ๐Ÿ‘ป, fantasy = ๐Ÿช„.ย 
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โญWhen the End Comes (series; completed) @oddinary4bts [77.9k] // jjk x f.reader // breakup!au, slice of life!au, photographer!Jungkook x lawyer!reader // ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ“ seven years after you've started dating Jungkook, long distance creates a wedge in your relationship. When the only solution seems to be breaking up, you go your separate ways even though love still lives in the two of you. Will you find a way back together, or has the end come for you and Jeon Jungkook?
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ this is a sequel to โ€˜The Forgotten Spacesโ€™, which was just *chefโ€™s kiss* ๐Ÿ˜˜ The series is completed now โ€“ and afsfdfdsfg it was just so damn beautiful and the ending!!! It was definitely worth all my tears ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ
โญStretch You Out @chateautae [24k] // jjk x knj x f.reader // college!au, s2f2l, gym employee!namjoon, gym employee!jungkook // ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅฐ
๐Ÿ“ you have a plan for your crappy, diabolical ex whoโ€™s set on ruining your life; making him jealous by snagging a raunchy photo with two hot employees at the gym. what you didnโ€™t have a plan for? befriending the mischievous pair to aid in your revenge and ending up underneath not just one, but both of them.
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ holy fucking shit ๐Ÿฅต ๐Ÿซฃ this was so exceptionally good! So deliciously filthy, it really delivered on every freaking aspect ๐Ÿ’ฏ incredible ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ perfection ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’Ž
โญThe Wedding Planners @gukyi [28K] // jjk x f.reader // e2l, wedding!au // ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฐ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ“ Jeon jungkook is three things: cocky, terrible, and your worst enemy. then your best friend hoseok gets engaged to the love of his life, and suddenly jeon jungkook is four things: cocky, terrible, your worst enemy, and the man you will be spending the next seven months with in order to plan your best friendโ€™s wedding.ย 
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ what I love about this is one, is definitely the slow-burn and the enemies to lovers aspect too. The banter between reader and Jungkook is just so priceless and reading how their relationship slowly unfolds and develops through the months of the wedding planning was just everything ๐Ÿ’ฏ Hoseok and Yoongiโ€™s personality in this also makes this fic truly amazing.
โญFragment of the Past (1)(2)(3) (series; completed) @ctrlsht [28.1K] // jjk x f.reader // patient!jk x psychiatrist!reader // ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ“ you are a well-known and respected psychiatrist and author. You start treating Jungkook, who suffers from PTSD after surviving an extremely traumatic incident. As you help him confront his traumatic past, he begins to act strangely, and you start uncovering something about him that will change everything.
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ another first for me, with the thriller vibes and damn it delivers on that! Itโ€™s really, really good ๐Ÿ‘ Pacing is really good and how we see more and more of Jungkookโ€™s disturbing traits is just brilliant โœจ
โญBrotherโ€™s best friend @lavishedinjimin [5.3K] // jjk x f.reader // brothers best friend!au // ๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ“ in which Y/n owns a smut blog dedicated to her crush and brotherโ€™s best friend, jungkook. it was all fun and games until he finds out about it and acts it out with you.ย 
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ at first I was like โ€˜this is very cuteโ€™ and then it turned so dirty so fucking fast I almost got whiplash ๐Ÿ˜‚โœจ
โญTo Give a Helping Hand: pt1 + pt2 (series; ongoing) @oddinary4bts [1.8k] // jjk x f.reader // idol!au // ๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ“ when Jungkook comes home from the gym, he goes feral thinking about you.
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ I donโ€™t know where to beginโ€ฆ everything Ella writes is pure gold, why would this short one be any different? ๐Ÿฅต I fucking loved it; it was hot and Jungkook was so needy! And you know what? I think sheโ€™s working on part two!!!!! โœจ๐Ÿฅต (seriously, canโ€™t recommend this enough!!!)
โญWhen Worlds Collide (series; ongoing) @letjungcoook7 [currently loadingโ€ฆ] // jjk x f.reader // college!au, slice of life!au, s2l, fuckboy!jk, virgin!reader // ๐Ÿฅต๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ
๐Ÿ“ since your mother's passing a year ago, life has been a whirlwind. balancing your passion for ballet with a low-key presence at college, where youโ€™re the top student, was your norm until Jungkook stepped into your world. known for his reputation preceding him, jungkook is the talk of the campus with his casual rendezvous that have the girls buzzing. despite his allure, you're puzzled by his need for your tutoring prowess, especially given his own academic merit. yet, succumbing to his persistent requests, you reluctantly agree, only to find yourself thrust into the spotlight you've always avoided.
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ this story is so good! Itโ€™s still being updated and thereโ€™s so much drama in it that is slowly being unraveled! ๐Ÿ’œ
โญLiquor Lips @letjungcoook7 [1.5k] // jjk x f.reader // established relationship // ๐Ÿฅต
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๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ it was incredible good, like I want to read more (itโ€™s not a series though!). Itโ€™s the perfect dirty little one-shot/drabble โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ
โญChasing Cars (series; completed) @oddinary4bts [218.5k] // jjk x f.reader // brotherโ€™s best friend!au, forbidden love!au, college!au, slice of life!au // ๐Ÿฅต๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ
๐Ÿ“ when your brother goes to study on a semester abroad, your life collides with his best friend Jeon Jungkook, who's coincidentally your roommate. Will you survive the collision, or will you crumble into dust?
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ the series has just ended and it is seriously so fucking good โœจ But you should pack some tissues, a hot cup of tea or coffee, because youโ€™ll want to read through everything because of the cliffhangers and drama - also remember to read the drabbles for JK's pov too ๐Ÿ’–
โญBottle Up Old Love @wintaerbaer [4.6k] // jjk x f.reader // exes to lovers // ๐Ÿฅต๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ
๐Ÿ“ Jungkook may have broken up with you a year ago, but that's not going to stop him from coming to your rescue when he sees you being cornered by a creep.
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ I really love how protective Jungkook is in this one, and damn the smut ๐Ÿฅต Itโ€™s so fucking good!!!
โญHold Me Close + Hold Me Closer @ahundredtimesover [22.6k] // jjk x f.reader // brotherโ€™s best friend!au // ๐Ÿฅต๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ
๐Ÿ“ when Jimin hits a crisis, he enlists the help of his older sister - you - and his best friend, Jungkook, to put the pieces back again. That proves to be difficult when 1) Jiminโ€™s a brat and a certified pain in the ass, and 2) Jungkook has grown and suddenly, you canโ€™t keep your eyes off him.
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ omg this was so fucking amazing ๐Ÿ˜ญโœจ The characters are amazing in this, thereโ€™s cute backstory, details and the sibling bond is top tier, and the chemistry between oc and Jungkook is so fucking good! The tension is perfect and I love the slow burn ๐Ÿฅฐ I feel this was also a bit on the existential side, which I really love. Like the dialogue had me thinking about my own life! I love when that happens! And it was so fun reading about siblings, and Iโ€™m missing my own baby sister right now. Anyway, it was exceptionally good! Amazing! ๐Ÿ’ฏ And thereโ€™s a mention of Jungkookโ€™s glazed potato incident you canโ€™t miss! It was so fun (both this and the run episode ๐Ÿ˜‚). Canโ€™t recommend this one enough!!
โญJump Then Fall (Into You): pt1 + pt2 + pt3 (one-shot; completed) @writtenwhalien [52k] // jjk x f.reader // bf2l, cruise!au, fake dating!au // ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ“ bringing Jungkook along as your date to your exโ€™s lavish cruise wedding seemed like a perfect idea at first โ€” all of your family and close friends together, nothing can go wrongโ€ฆ then Jungkookโ€™s ex shows up and all of a sudden youโ€™re in a years long relationship with him. You donโ€™t mind though, really, how hard can sharing a cabin and pretending to be deeply in love with your best friend really be?
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ I seriously canโ€™t recommend this one enough! I love longer stories because it gives a chance for the characters to develop better! And this does that perfectly; even the minor/background/supporting characters have such a deep and rich story itโ€™s just brilliant!! ๐Ÿ’Ž And the relationship between oc and Jungkook? ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Delicious tension, having to pretend to be a couple, when youโ€™re practically already a couple, but haven realized it yet? ๐Ÿคญ It is just perfect!!!
โญUltimatum @parkmuse [10.3k]ย  // jjk x f.reader // established relationship // ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ“ your pervy, idiotic boyfriend just so happens to also be your friendly neighborhood Spider-man (in bed).
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ omfg ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I donโ€™t know where to start with this one, first off, if you havenโ€™t read it before, please go read it, because it is fucking hilarious, even in the smut scenes ๐Ÿ˜‚ Which, fyi, they were really good, smutty and funny!ย  Okay. There was one scene in there right, I laughed way too hard at!!!! Really good and amazing! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฏ
โญWill it Fit? @jeonsweetpea [6.7k] // jjk x f.reader // roommates!au, i2l // ๐Ÿฅต๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ“ so what if your roommate caught you masturbating? At least he forgot about it the next day. But he canโ€™t exactly forget the big dildo you left in your shared bathroomโ€ฆ
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ the banner alone had me giggling way too much! Like his face, and with the titleโ€” itโ€™s just fucking hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ And the story did not disappoint one bit, fuck, everything was so good and amazing! Their banter, tension and humor was just perfectly on point โœจ This was just incredibly perfect ๐Ÿ’ฏ
โญDumbo @cinnaminsvga [17.2k]ย  // jjk x f.reader // s2l // ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ“ you know what they say about boys with big nosesโ€ฆ {or alternatively: jungkook has a big dick but he doesnโ€™t know how to use it, but luckily youโ€™re there to help.}
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ this was just so fucking hilarious I donโ€™t even know where to begin ๐Ÿ˜‚ I donโ€™t know how many times the word โ€˜dickโ€™ or its many different variations is used in this fic, but damn it a lot, and damn is it fun! ๐Ÿคฃ Thereโ€™s so many dick jokes it should be criminal! It was so good though, the story was just too funny, almost absurd (lol), but dammit itโ€™s a new favorite! ๐Ÿ’ฏ
โญFool for You (series; completed) @btsgotjams27 [24.9k]ย  // jjk x f.reader // college!au, fake dating, s2f2l // ๐Ÿฅต๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ
๐Ÿ“ when Jungkook is finally single, you shoot your shot.
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ This is a short series and itโ€™s really goodโ€” itโ€™s cute, has angst and a happy ending โœจ
โญMake it Right @jungkxook [11.5k] // jjk x f.reader // band!au, exes to lovers // ๐Ÿฅต๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ
๐Ÿ“ youโ€™re wholeheartedly, madly in love with jungkook and yet you shouldnโ€™t be because itโ€™s been almost a year since you broke up with him. worst part of it all is that you know heโ€™s still in love with you too.
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ gaaaaahhh, Iโ€™m crying ๐Ÿ˜ญ This was so beautiful, bittersweet ๐Ÿ˜ญ I loved it so much and their love, omg, so pure, so precious. His song for her, Iโ€™m just like ๐Ÿ˜ญ (can you tell Iโ€™m a sobbing mess?) Definitely a new favorites and I loved the fact that, they both knew they were broken, waiting for each other, and even though broken, they will heal and take it slow ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฏ
โญCoffee Stain @oddinary4bts [1.9k] // jjk x f.reader // grief!au // ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ
๐Ÿ“ you grief, and it's the expression of your everlasting love for Jungkook.
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ do you want to cry, but not able too? Go and read this! Itโ€™s so fucking sad, but so incredible beautiful and sweet, it will make you tear up in now time. As said before, Ella just have a way with words, and in this one, they sure do hurt a lot ๐Ÿ˜ญ But I fucking love it โœจ
โญBite Me, Jeon @sailoryooons [19.3k] // jjk x f.reader // f2l, vampire!au, college!au // ๐Ÿฅต๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿช„
๐Ÿ“ somehow you convince Jeon Jungkook to look into theories of vampirism for a research paper. What Jungkook doesnโ€™t expect, is for vampirism to become a very real and very personal problem for him.
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ this one is insanely good! Itโ€™s so amazing! This one reminds me of Ghostfacers from Supernatural, lol. It was so freaking funny. I was pleasantly surprised at the plot, and I loved it. If you havenโ€™t read this one yet, and you love vampires, this one is definitely for you!!! ๐Ÿฅฐ
โญConfided @cravetive [5k] // jjk x f.reader // neighbor!au // ๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ“ y/n didn't think testing out a new sex toy would cause so much havoc but no worries, her next-door neighbor Jungkook doesn't mind lending her a bit of assistance.
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ holy shit it was amazing and the smutโ€ฆ.. Fuuuuck Iโ€™m not gonna lie here okay, I was dripping, I was feeling it so fucking bad and damn. It was hot. The plot was so silly and hot, like omg ๐Ÿฅต
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This is my little corner with my own ficsโ€” I donโ€™t write that much (I prefer to read), but it would mean a lot to me if you checked out my work or read it. You donโ€™t have to, itโ€™s up to you of course ๐Ÿฅฐ
โญSay That Again (I Dare You) [13.1k] // jj x f.reader x pjm // est. relationship (jjk), threesome, slice of slice!au // ๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ“you moan in your sleep, and your boyfriend knows this, but when you keep moaning another manโ€™s name in your sleep - and that man just happens to be one of your friends? What will Jungkook do?ย 
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ this is just pure smut, lol. I wrote it as a birthday gift to all you people ๐Ÿ˜‚
โญSay I Do [5.2k] // jj x f.reader // wedding!au // ๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ“you and Jungkook tease each other at your wedding reception.
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ again, this is just pure smut, nothing else ๐Ÿ˜‚
โญTill We Meet Again [11.4k] // jj x f.reader // mermaid!au, fantasy!au, childhood f2l, nostalgia // ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿช„๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ“when your childhood friend that you had a crush on, moved away out of the blueโ€” you never thought youโ€™d see him again. A night swim in the ocean will have you feeling delusional, but the voice that fills your earsโ€” sweet like cotton candy, youโ€™d recognize that voice anywhere, itโ€™s Jungkook.
๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ this is a favorite of mine, and itโ€™s just really really cute and fluffy with a sprinkle of smut ๐Ÿฅฐ
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And as a something little extra, hereโ€™s a few fics that I havenโ€™t had the time to read yet, but damn Iโ€™m buzzing to get to read them:
Red Light (series; ongoing) @bunnybubae
Ember Burning @kpopfanfictrash
Seven Days (series; ongoing) @kithtaehyung
Dextrocardia (series; ongoing) @jeonstudios
All That Glitters (series; completed) @aquagustd
In This Paradise @ressjeon
Make You Mine @mercurygguk
Castaway @hamsterclaw
For Science (series; completed) @boymeetsweevil
Heart of the Storm @ladyartemesia
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Happy birthday to our GOLDEN man Jeon Jungkook!!!! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ’œโœจ
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