#but then i decided i didnt want to do that

[tmnt-soup]

Ok. I have an episode planned in my head for this. Throughout their childhood raph had trouble getting the twins to listen to him until he has this great idea: HE is gonna decide, based on who is being the most older brother at the time(hes the oldEST so hes a great judge for this, obviously). This works great for years because raph uses it sparingly, until one day dear old dad gets wind of this. Whats that you say? An outrageously simple way to get your two craftiest children to do/give you whatever you want? Say less my good man. Wacky hijinks ensue with splinter asking for more and more ridiculous things, on par with the time traveling microwave for donnie and like..memorabilia from his fame or relationship with big mama for leo. Slowly the twins start competing more and more against the “that doesnt sound like something a responsible older brother would do”, until someone (probably leo) figures out that its just a ploy to get stuff from them, and theyre both pissed at splinter, but also at raph for starting it, and now theyre both refusing to be cooperative at all, and mikey is in the middle having to run back and forth to talk to splinter and raph for them. Splinter and raph have a heart to heart about how raph shouldnt have used something his brothers cared about to get them to do stuff, but he also shouldnt have had to care for his little brothers like that, his dad should have been there more, and he ALSO shouldnt have used the older twin thing to get stuff out of the twins(raph mainly actually used it to keep them from being stupid, but also is dumb sometimes he was a kid what can i say) Raph goes to one and has a heart to heart, tells them he overheard dad(he may have misheard? Maybe he didnt?) say something about how THEYRE actually the oldest twin for sure, but please dont tell the other because theyve kinda formed their personality around this argument, while splinter goes to the other and says that THEYRE actually the older one(he cant actually remember) for sure but it was a secret so there wouldnt be a power imbalance. Don and leo decide they care more about each other than being older (but they do still care a little bit) and agree to do rock paper scissors over it per month from now on(but both treat each other as younger when theyre in tight spots, bc they think thats still their little brother, regardless of twinhood) Mikey just wants everyone to get along, and doesnt see what makes being younger so bad, you get younger sibling privileges! Which he abuses to get whatever he wants all the time hehe(someone didnt get the moral of the episode)

Okay but for real now, i'm conducting an EXPERIEMENT, a rise fandom wide experiment (if this doesnt blow up i'm allowed to delete my blog and pretend i never did this) when it comes to the age battle between Donnie and I...the question:

[defuckingthrone-dot-com]

A Dirty Wedding Affair 🌴🌅

Summary: Just a quick little blurb about having a One Night Stand with Noah 

Pairing: Noah x Reader

TW: Sex p in v, oral sex.

A/N: Ever since i saw this picture i thought of this scenario. I talked to @concretejunglefm about it she actually contributed to some of the ideas here. also, title by her! Any way enjoy! xx.

Divider by @bernardsbendystraws

I really don't know how I got involved in this situation, I was always careful with things like this. Actually when I think about it, it wasn't really my style to do this type of thing. But here I was hiding behind a damn palm tree decoration on a small reception of this Hotel. I was trying to not get noticed by the guy whose bed I left this morning before he actually woke up. The walk of shame back to my room felt a little too real, and I guess I wasn't hiding hard enough because from the corner of my eyes I saw him walk up with a big smirk on his face.

“Are you really trying to hide behind that flimsy excuse of a palm tree?” he asked with a little bit of laughter in his tone.

“Who me? No, No why would i??” i said a bit too rushed

“Maybe because you sneaked out this morning” I wasn't expecting for him to call me out like that but he was right, i felt embarrassed and i didnt want him to see me. 

“yeah um i'm sorry?” i didn't know if apologizing would make the situation better but i tried anyway, 

His gaze lingered a little too long before he left a subtle laugh “Yeah it's good I ran into you, you forgot this Pixie..”i didn't have time to dwell on the fact he called me Pixie just like he moaned last nice with a few other choice of words because he was already pulling out the same lace pair of panties i was wearing  when i entered his room last night from his front pocket.. “Didn't want you to lose them so I kept them safe.” 

All the blood in me crept onto my cheeks and I can confidently say that I wasn't blushing anymore, I was bleeding red. I realized what was happening and in one quick move I snatched the panties from his hand. 

You're probably wondering how I got here? Well, I'll have to relieve the last 72 hrs for you to understand, so here i go!

It all started when I arrived here, this wasn't a vacation per say but I did plan on having the most fun I could before I had to go back to boring reality back home. My best friend from childhood was getting married this weekend. She had chosen to get married at the beach, which was great for me. I loved the tropical weather and I could enjoy a bit more tanning. 

The first time I saw him I was laid in a lounge chair by the pool. I was grabbing the the book i was reading in one hand and a glass of lemonade on the other, i saw walk in front of me and walk around the edge of said pool to reach the other side, he was with what assume to be his friends, i vaguely remember thinking how i did have Maid of Honor duties to fulfill but not until later that night so stayed a little too long in my spot.

I saw how his colorful tattoos shined under the water with the sun hitting them. he had a little bun of hair on the top of his, and he seem to be just about the tallest man i ever seen, The most gorgeous brown that have ever crossed paths with me, 

He seemed like a lot of fun, and started from my seat. I was wearing sunglasses and half of them covered my face. I thought I was being cautious and not obvious but when he turned to look my way an almost hazy took over me.

Luckily he wasn't looking at me, he was looking at one of his friends that was passing by me going towards him.

I didn't want to seem like a creep so I decided to just get up and go back into my room. I would be lying if I thought he was very attractive but way out of my league but I probably would never see him again so why even bother thinking such a thing. 

The second encounter was by the bar just down the street of the hotel. I probably shouldn't have drank anything before the wedding but I fear I was more nervous than the actual bride. I wanted to take a shot or two before I had to be back to get ready. i sat at one end of the bar when i saw him reaching the other end, he sat down and other his drink,

He was alone this time, i tried not look his way as the bartender put my vodka soda in front of me and maybe i was being paranoid but i could sense his eyes on me, I pulled out my cell phone from my phone and decided to scroll just so i could have something to do and not look dumb. After about of 10 minutes i decided it was time to go i paid for my drinks at headed, 

Once again this was the last time i would probably see him but was i so wrong, 

The wedding had started and everything was going to plan. The music started playing and as the maid of honor I made my way down the aisle to stand by the sidelines. As my best friend walked down the most beautiful princess and the emotions started to come afloat I saw him once again. He was sitting in the 3rd row of chairs. 

My eyes grew wide, I didn't know why I felt the tension, I haven't even crossed words with him once so it was a bit dumb for me to feel this way. I couldn't run so I was just still until the ceremony had ended, But i could tell even by the side of my eye that at that point he was looking at me with a small smile. 

After the beautiful ceremony and my sweat induced head we moved to where the location for the party would be.

I was having such a good time, I mingled amongst the guests, everything was going perfect and I couldn't be more happy for my best friend Bailey. I didn't want my social battery to run out and as the liquid in my glass, I made my way down to the bar. I ordered a vodka soda and as I reached for it and turned around I nearly fell on my ass, I bumped into someone and it almost made my drink spill on my dress. I didn't pay attention to who was standing in front of me as I was trying to clean with my hands the small droplets that did manage to land on my dress.

“If i didn't know any better i would think you are stalking me” i heard a  voice.

“what..? i don't even know who..” as i looked up to meet his eyes i saw who exactly it was “are…” my voice started to windle down.

“3 times in the span of 48 hours seems like a very unlikely crazy coincidence” 

“i don't know what you mean” i tried to stay confidently 

“3 times, darling, 1. by the pool, 2. at the bar down the street this morning and 3. this wedding” he must sense the sheer panic and embarrassment in my eyes “you know i'm just kidding right?” he let out a soft laugh. 

“...yeah, yeah of course!” I said with a shaky laugh.

“if were going to keep running into each other it's best i introduce my self, Im Noah”

“im y/n”

“pretty name for a pretty girl”

“Uh thanks” I didn't know where to look. I was a bit shocked to actually be talking to him.

“So Maid of honor huh?” he asked intrigues.

“Yeah me and the bride we go way back, weve been bestfriends for years” i said preparing to ask him a question, “and you? Who do you know from here?” 

“The groom, we have worked together a few times” he replied back.

“So you're in the music industry, do you like sound tech or something?” i asked 

He stared at me as if i was saying something so out of the box “Not exactly, i'm in a band, and the groom has helped me and band out a lot”

“Ah that makes sense”

We decided to move our conversation over to the table where the rest of his band mates were seated. it scared me a bit how natural the conversation flowed. I was having a really good time with him and the night was almost coming to an end.

By this time both the bride and groom had already left and retreated back to their room, the only people left were the waiter cleaning up the mess and Noah and I. 

“So do you maybe want to go back to my room and chill for a bit..i mean if you would like of course” he asked with a hopeful glint in his eyes,

I hesitated for a bit, but after a moment I thought nothing wrong could go bad. 

“yeah sure that sounds great” 

We walked down the long hallways of the hotel to catch the elevator, we both knew there was a sexual tension between us and as soon as the doors closed to start ascending the correct floor, his lips were on mine. A sweet slow passionate kiss, where his tongue andmine where dancing in unison

The elevator door couldn't open fast enough, and a brief second we were already outside his door. He struggled to get his key card out of his pocket and as soon as the door he led me over to his bed. He laid me down while he balanced his wight on top of mine 

“Are you sure you want to do this?” he asked 

All i could do was nod, I was too far in and too intrigued on his bedroom skills to say no.

He took over my mouth once more, another kiss, this one more chaotic and wild then the last. He started to slowly pull down the straps of my dress while I in a frantic motion fought to get his pants unbuttoned. 

Clothes started to fly around the room, my dress flew on the floor while my lace panties and bra ended on the side table. His button down shirt somehow made its way on top of the lamp that was sitting on the table in front of the bed, his pants and belt landing with a loud thud on the floor.

And just like that we were both naked. lost in the heat of the moment, Once his lips left mine, he started to leave a trail of tiny kisses from my jawline, down my neck, through the valley of my breast. He made a little pit stop at my navel to situate himself between my legs. Once he did so he picked right up where he left off. 

He overlooked my core to also kiss the inner part of my thighs. I was already high due to his touch. He locked down at my core and looked like the most starved man on earth about to eat a full course meal. 

“Pretty pink pussy darling, and you're already so wet” he said as he licked his lips “may i?” 

Once again all I could do was nod. He dove in and once his tongue made contact with my click and a sweet little moan escaped from my mouth. He lapped a few more times at my pussy before he detached  and sent me into oblivion with his fingers. One finger in, slowly taking it in and out, two fingers in, he started to increase the pace of what he was doing. 

He reached just the right spot a few more times of thrusting in and out. 

“ Noah oh god i'm gonna…” I said in almost a whisper.

“No no no Pixie you're not gonna cum until I tell you to, understood?’ 

“yees”

In one swift motion he turned me around, I was now on all four and waiting for his next move. I heard the sound of a condom wrapper opening. and from what i could tell he rolled it on this cock with ease. 

“hold on tight darling” 

All I could grab was the pillow beside. He did not give me any sort of warning in a matter of seconds he was inside of me. Thrusting in full force. All I could think of unironically was the song Closer by Nine Inch Nails in my head; because what the song was describing was what Noag was doing to me. Fucking me like an animal.

Fast paced, hazy eyes and the smell of raw contact. He slowed down only to catch his breath.

“ah ah Noah..” the moans were escaping my mouth, unable to control them. “It feels so good.”

:”Pixie you're so tight.. So fitting… sooo” Once final thrust in and we were both seeing stars. 

He collapsed on top of me while we both tried to catch our breaths. It was the most exhilarating and mind blowing orgasm that i have had. 

We took a small 15 minute break to hydrate and decompose before we were at it again. By the 3rd round i was so exhausted in the best way possible that i knew come the morning it would hurt to move. The ache of my muscles started to set in and as we laid there naked and vulnerable, My eyes started to close slowly and I succumbed to sleep , no longer fighting it.

By the time I had woken up the sun had already risen, I took notice of my surroundings, slowly taking my gaze through the room until they landed on the spot on the bed next me. 

There he laid asleep covered with a simple white sheet from his waist down, His tattoos brighter than i've seen them the last 3 days. Panic set in my gut, when I looked at my own body, I was completely naked. I scrambled to get off the bed and look for my clothes. I found my dress and my bra but nowhere insight into where my panties would be. I didn't want to wait around for Noah to wait up and kick me out of his room, so I put on what I did find and took my heels in my hand and slowly and quietly made my way to my room. 

Now fast forward to this afternoon where I was face to face again with him. 

“thanks for keeping them… safe.. you know?” i sad blushing and putting them in my purse

“No problem darling, i have a feeling this won't be the last time we run into each other” he said walking away only to turn around in a moment and wink at me. 

I couldn't help but let out a little laugh because I too believed this wasn't going to be the last time we would cross paths..

[forgingtheblade]

CLOAK PART TWO: BET YOU DIDNT EXPECT THERE TO BE MORE TO IT

this! is what the roses i’ve been working on since june were for. and i finally finished it last week. while i was originally planning for 12 roses, when i finished the 8th rose in the interest of not making things harder than they needed to be, i laid everything out to check the spacing, and realized that anything more than 8 would be overkill. from then on, it was a matter of figuring out how exactly i wanted them to go on.

in general, i knew i wanted more gold in the cloak. i added trim to the bottom of the banner, the top of the fur at the hem, and around the roses & as their stems.

i was pretty nervous at this point, everything still felt so disjointed and laying out the stem without anything between the roses was so awkward. i was kind of terrified at this point that all of the over a hundred hours i’d invested in the roses was for naught. but sketching in how i wanted the leaves to fill out the space relieved a lot of that anxiety.

this thin braided trim i used for the roses and stems and leaves was in weirdly short supply, and i ended up needing somewhere in the realm of 5 or 6 spools of it. the store had 3 in stock at a time. they did also have a variation with a white middle instead of gold, and I thought it would be close enough. but the difference was still super apparent from a distance, so i pulled out the center of it and threaded a gold cord onto a needle and wove it into place instead. it was labor intensive, but SO worth it to me.

for the leaves, i originally wanted them to be fully beaded. after some experimentation i decided otherwise, and settled on this layered effect using some black lace and a brocade i had on hand, leftover from the last time i built a technoblade cosplay. i trimmed them with that same gold ribbon and added beads for veins, and they did exactly what I wanted them to do with color and space on the cloak. i made 26 leaves to go along with my 8 roses, spaced along the stem on the hem of the cloak.

ultimately, i put probably in the realm of 200-250 hours into the cloak alone, and i am so proud of every detail as it’s fallen into place. i feel like ive made a cloak truly worthy of technoblade and his legacy.

[sircantus]

How do you come up with your au ideas? Do they just come to you or do you deliberately think of a scene and assign dialogue or actions to a character? And how much more do you usually think about any au idea beyond just the little snippets we get here, do you ever like write a small story about them to keep just for yourself?

All my au ideas usually crawl onto my back without warning like a clingy cat deciding it wants uppies. I dont tend to actively Make AUs it literally just pops into my head, slams upon me like the visione of a prophet, and as for the extent of them, i dont usuallyyyy expand on the idea past what I’ve already posted, but if it is clinging to me i will mentally throw around a couple dialogue bits in my head. Think up some action scenes. Random bits to replay over and over as i walk to class in the morning. If those bits start to replay for a little tooooo long or start to GET LONGER then at that point im forced to write it. it has to come into a grander existence or else itll eat me alive. (Examples of that being the wil having death as his mother au, or the technocrown au, or the bedrockbros apprentice au. They have gained a google doc. I didnt have a say in that they demanded to be written)

I do also have some snippets here on tumblr I have some drafts rn that are just me rambling without any flow, dialogue thrown together without care and such. Theyre messy and evil but great fun for warmups. The google doc is like the Final Stage for my aus. Its like the threat of becoming a fic. Once it gets in a doc…..its not guaranteed to become a fic but it has a CHANCE. AND IT KNOWS IT!!!

[skibidi-master]

𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒖𝒂𝒍 - 𝑯𝒂𝒛𝒆𝒍 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒉𝒂𝒏

Pairing: Hazel Callahan x fem reader

Summary: Hazel and you keep hooking up but insist you guys are just friends, are y'all really though?

Warnings: Language, Fluff, Making out, Confession, Dom!Hazel, Sub!Reader,Fingering (r!receiving), Cunnilingus (r!receiving), Praising, Grinding, Crying, Angst towards the end

Word count: 1.8k

Note: I hope you guys enjoy this its been a while since i wrote and thank you sm for reading! Also i did not proofread this 😓😓

MDNI

You and Hazel first met at the fight club and instantly clicked. As days goes by the two of u got closer and closer hanging out everyday.

As usual after the club ended you and Hazel were talking when she suddenly asked you if you wanted to go over to her place to hang out.

You agreed even though you were insanely nervous. The thought of being in Hazels house itself got your hands sweaty. Both of you parted ways going home you quickly washed up before going to the address she gave you.

As you drove to her front gate your jaw dropped seeing the mansion she lived in. You texted her that you have arrived and she opened the gate for you to drive in. After parking your car you got out fixing yourself a little before pressing the doorbell.

The door opened revealing Hazel who's smiling invitingly at you. She was wearing a tank top and some basketball shorts and god did she look good.

"Hey, are you alright?" she asked snapping you out of ur trance. You realized that you were staring and coughed awkwardly.

"Yeah im alright"

"Okay...come on in"

You walked in amazed by her house. "Its really pretty, your house" "Thanks, come on lets go to my room" she said walking up the stairs. You followed her making your way to her room. She sat on her bed while you awkwardly stood at the door.

"Come in i don't bite"

You nodded awkwardly making your way into her room before taking a seat next to her on her bed. You both decided to watch a movie settling on Rapunzel.

Unfortunately for you, you could barely focus on the movie. Being this close to her made your heart race. You turned to look at her only to realize that she was staring at you too. Your face instantly flushed.

"What?"

She didnt look away staring at you. Her hand moves to brush you hair behind your ear. You let her do as she wished leaning a little closer. She stared at your lips "May i?" You nodded and she leans in kissing you. Her lips were warm and soft making your stomach erupt with butterflies.

Neither of you pulled away the kiss getting more heated before you both pulled away panting. She rest her forehead on yours before pulling you into another kiss. Her arm pulls your thighs to her making you steassle her. She wraps her arm around your waist pulling you closer.

Your hands moved to her hair tugging softly making her moan into your mouth. Her hand moved under your shirt caressing your soft skin making you whimper. She pulled away.

"Is this okay?"

You nodded your core throbbing in need. "May i remove your shirt?" you nodded again letting her pull your shirt over your head. "Fuck baby you're so pretty" she leans in to kiss you again before moving down leaving wet kisses on your jaw and neck.

She quickly found your weak spot making you moan softly as she nibble on the spot leaving a hickey. She pulled away looking at you for your consent as her hand rest on the back of your bra. You nodded allowing her to unclasp your bra letting your tits free.

"You're so perfect" her praises goes straight to your core soaking through your panties. She latches her mouth onto your nipple sucking while her hand fondles with the other. Your hand grips her hand moaning softly as you needily grind on her.

"Please Haze I need you" you whimpered. She flips u two over making you lay on the bed. She kisses you again before leaving a trail of wet kisses down your body stopping at your hips.

"Can i?"

"Yes, please"

She tugs your pants down leaving you in your panties the wet spot insanely obvious. "Did i do that?" she asked amused. "Yeah, please touch me Haze" you said breathlessly. She kisses your inner thighs before moving to face your clothed cunt.

She licked at your clothed cunt making you moan your hand instantly tangling in her hair. She pushed your panties to the sight revealing your soaked core. She ran her finger through your slit collecting your slick.

"Such a pretty pussy baby. All soaking wet for me"

She moans softly as she sucked on her fingers tasting u. She yanked your panties off immediately diving in between your legs. Her lips latched onto your clit sucking on it before tongue fucking your hole.

"F-fuck Hazel~ God please don't stop"

You moaned shamelessly not caring if her mom could hear you as you bucked your hips pushing her face into your pussy.

You tasted so good Hazel could've sworn she was in heaven. Your moans genuinely being the prettiest thing shes ever heard. She pulled away replacing her mouth with her fingers instead.

She pushes two fingers into your pussy making you cry out at the stretch. She looks at you in awe your face flushed tears of pleasure streaming down your cheeks as your hips bucks up wanting more. She kissed you again making you taste yourself.

You moaned into the kiss her fingers curling at your g-spot perfectly. You felt like you were in heaven mumbling incoherent words. The knot in your abdomen gets tighter as your pussy clenches around her fingers.

"mmm fuck haze- im go-gonna cum"

"cum princess you're doing so good cum for me"

You hand held onto anything letting out a pornographic moan your vision going white as you came. You have never cummed this hard like ever. After you calmed down you wanted to return the favor.

"Haze let me help you"

"No honey today is about you"

"but-"

"no buts come on go pee"

"im lazy please let me eat you out"

"nuh uh today is about you and your pleasure ok princess?"

I sighed giving up "Okay"

"Come on go pee you're gonna get an infection"

After you managed to walk again the both of you went to the bathroom. After you peed and she washed her hand and face you both went back to her bed cuddling.

Her arms held you close. "Hazel?" "Hmm?" She looks down at you. You couldn't help it kissing her again. She was caught off guard but kissed you back. After awhile you two pulled away. I smiled "Good night Haze" "Good night baby" she kissed your forehead pulling you closer as you both drifted off.

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Ever since that night you and Hazel kept hooking up but neither of you made anything official. Even when your friends kept prying you both just brushed it off saying you guys are "just friends" but the amount of times you two have fucked said otherwise.

As time goes by you fell for Hazel more and more. As usual you went over to her house and instead of Hazel it was her mom that opened the door. "You must be (name)" her mom ushers you in. "Why dont you join us for dinner today? Our family is here" "Oh no its ok Mrs.Callahan i can leave" "No no i insist come on"

I accepted defeat and followed her. Hazel was in the dining room with her Grandparents. She notices me and stood up happily. "Hey (name) come join us" I smiled and joined her. Fortunately, the night went well her family was super kind and sweet.

At this point you guys were literally a couple already you were always over at her house and not only that you have met her family. That night you slept over again the both of you laying in her bed cuddling. You couldn't take it anymore.

"Haze I....i have to tell you something"

"What is it?"

"I...I love you Haze"

She stared at you flustered making you panic. "Its totally cool if you do like me back like-" "Hey, its ok calm down" you calmed down. "I love you too" she whispered making your face flush.

She laughs before kissing you softly. This is it you guys are finally girlfriends! or so you thought...

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The next day, you were looking for her making you way to the hall where the club meetings were usually held at. Before you could open the door you over heard Pj and Hazel talking.

"Are you and (name) not dating?"

"No what? We are just friends"

"Well you guys seem like a couple"

"Well... no we're only friends"

You hear dropped tears flowing down your cheeks. You dropped your bag alerting the two girls. Their heads snapped to the door seeing you there tears streaming down your cheeks. Before Hazel got a chance to say anything you ran away.

After that incident you hid in your room ignoring everyone's text. You didnt show up to school for a whole week making everyone worried especially Hazel. She decided enough was enough and the next thing she knew she was infront of your house.

She knocked and your mother let her in when she explained that she was your friends. In hopes that she can help you your mother brought her to your room. She knocked hesitantly when you didn't respond she decided to just go in.

She sees you wrapped in your blanket her heart breaking. She sat down on your bed putting her hand on your shoulder. "Hey sweetheart" she said softly. "What do you want?" you said harshly throwing her off.

"Im just here to check up on you"

"You dont need to we're not together anyways"

"What?"

You sighed annoyed "I heard you that day. Seriously? Just friends? This whole time after everything we've done together we're only friends! Fuck Hazel we've fucked so many times i even met your parents and we're still casual! I told you i loved you does that mean absolutely nothing to you at all?!" you said extremely upset.

"Hey no thats not it. i meant it when i said i love you i only said that we're friends cause i didn't know if we were together or if you wanted me to tell everyone" she said defending herself.

"Who the fuck says i love you for fun?! Do you know how much it hurts to hear you say we're only friends all the time?! I fucking fell fell for you Hazel! I love you so much and i feel so stupid knowing that you'd never love to me back" "Hey no i didn't say that" she interrupts.

"Do you think you're the only one who fell? I fell for you too and fuck it felt horrible having to always say we're only friends but honestly (name) i dont want to be friends anymore. I want us to be more i want to live the rest of my life with you" Hazel confessed. Tears were streaming down your cheeks.

"Please (name) give me another chance let me make it up to you. Let's not only be feiends...Will you be my girlfriend?" she held your hand gently her other hand wiping your cheeks wet with tears. You nodded unable to speak. She hugs you tightly until you stopped crying.

"Haze"

"Yes love?"

"I love you"

"I love you too. No more "just friends" i promise"

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Arguments:

Yue Qingyuan: he's sect leader so he has enough authority and respect for the junior disciples not to giggle too much to his face. Uses very elegant and veiled language, lots of euphemisms. Qi Qingqi heard him refer to vaginas as "flowers" once and she nearly qi deviated. He keeps it brief and vague and doesn't take more than two questions which he usually redirects to Mu Qingfang because he's a doctor and not because Yue Qingyuan is too flustered. He focuses a lot on being respectful and gentle, as well as ready to take responsibility if accidents happen. There's a rumor in CQM for a week that YQY is boringly vanilla in bed if his flowery lesson is anything to go by (it isnt).

Qi Qingqi: very thorough, with a focus on why it's important to be safe, sane and consensual. She teaches a very detailed class on women's health and bodies and everybody has to attend and take notes. There will be a test at the end. No, it doesnt matter if youre gay or ace. You take the test. Extra lesson on sexual harrassment because she has seen the way men ogle her female disciples and she made it a point to remind everyone that her peak disciples are taught a secret technique to emergency castrate men if so needed (nobody knows if this is actually true but nobody wants to find out).

Shang Qinghua: goes into way too much detail. It somehow feels like an engineering lesson, he is very focused on the logistics of things and what goes where. Use lube and don't beat your partner up unless it's been negotiated before are his main lessons and everyone can tell it's from personal experience. He's very open to talk about kinks and fetishes, though. Recommends buying his own bad smut as guide for sex. Sales dont skyrocket, go figure. His disciples are pretty sure that their peak lord isnt having sex the right way.

Liu Qingge: "if you have sex you will die." is how he starts the lesson. He lists out all the possible bad consequences of sex, from UTIs and pregnancies, to deadly STDs and qi deviation. He doesn't believe in dual cultivation, if you want to improve your core you have to train like a normal person. The lesson is mostly about how to defend oneself in case of a non-consensual situation. The whole CQM decides nobody fucks on Bai Zhan peak because they are too scared of Liu Qingge.

Shen Qingqiu (as Shen Yuan): he is very flustered about it, with his thin face and all, so he mostly focuses on the emotional side of it, how it should be with someone trustworthy and enthusiastically consensual. He also drops the more uncomfortable questions on to Mu Qingfang. If you mention the Song of Bingqiu to him, you receive 57 laps around the mountain precisely. Makes it a point to say that, if accidents do happen, he is open to help out with any unexpected children. His disciples are even more flushed than he is because he didnt turn off the wife beam.

Shen Qingqiu (as Shen Jiu): no. He wont do it. They can read about it in books or ask Mu Qingfang or whatever other alternative, Shen Jiu isn't teaching them anything about that. He isnt doing this full stop. Its bad enough people look down on him for visiting brothels, like hell will he talk about it to a bunch of horny teenagers. They'll figure it out eventually. He drops something like "make sure you dont force anyone into it including yourself" and doesnt elaborate.

Mu Qingfang: everyone just expects him to do it so he's the CQM's Aunt Flo whether he likes it or not. He's the most normal about it, explaining everything in medical terms and presenting possible negative comsequences rationally, without fearmongering. The only one open to answering all questions, no matter how wild. Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe also sneakily attend the lesson for...additional information. He is very calm and relaxed about it. Everyone thinks Mu Qingfang gets mad hole in his free time because he knows everything about everything.

[sparkyscissorhands]

revamping my tag list!! ^_^’,, just have a lotta things im excited about sharing but i decided doing it now would be good since ik i already have specific thangs planned for feb hehue

for anyone not already on it/wanting to change what they’re tagged in: as always, the form! or if u cant/dont wanna do the form, u can reply to this post/message me, whatever works 4 u! literally idm as long as ur directly telling me

for anyone already on it (tagged under readmore)— can u reply if u wanna stay? 👉👈 literally say anythang LOL the world is ur oyster, tell me ur favorite animal idk. u can fill out the form again if u wanna 4 fun, im not the boss of u. but i didnt scrap anything, so i still have everything saved for anyone wanting to stay ! ^_^

@allpointyears @alucake @cordshake @dreamilykitty @fl0ralsxgar @francinekisser @frozenhi-chews @kylilah @lipsticklens @lovebandit42069 @retrojem @sheepie-self-ships

[the-1sttaste]

do you guys ever think about paul getting married on julia's birthday

like ok maybe it was just a coincidence but it explains john's reaction to me bcuz yeah of course he'd be going insane trying to get married w yoko 2 days later in paris *of all places* (and failing) and then actually doing it in gibraltar a week after... just saying

March, 12th.

I really don’t remember whether or not I invited any of the band to the wedding. Why not? I’m a total bastard, I suppose – I don’t know, really. Maybe it was because the group was breaking up. We were all pissed off with each other. We certainly weren’t a gang any more. That was the thing. Once a group’s broken up like that, that’s it. - Paul McCartney, in Paul McCartney: Many Years From Now, by Barry Miles, 1998

John, George and Ringo weren’t at the wedding, which might have been because of the tensions of the time, or because we decided to do it quickly. It seems like an important point now but it wasn’t at the time – it was just the two of us wanting to get married quietly. My dad wasn’t there either – I’m not sure he was pleased with me about that, but my best excuse was that it was the spirit of the times. We didn’t want a big fuss. - Paul McCartney, Wingspan, 2002

also i remember yoko saying john got inside the car, mad as hell and told her they were getting married and she (according to herself in that thing i saw) was like ... yea ok, like he didnt even ask so it wasnt a proposal at all, i cant find it tho but i've read it a lot of times, also prior to this there's the apple employee's version where john got in, saw like a zine or a newspaper or smt and got so mad he said he was gonna fire whoever did that lmao bc it was a pic of paul w linda announcing/congratulating them for their marriage and then he wrote things and I SWEAR it's real bcuz i did some deep research back when i found about it but i dont know how to look it up

[bigassmoth]

Rui goes on a "housewife strike" against Ed, hoping that he will stop leaving his socks everywhere. Unfortunately, Ed has a very high tolerance for filth and lives for quite a while in a room that belongs to a highschooler diagnosed with depression and aspiring to be a gaming streamer.

At the point where Ed finally loses his own charger, he decides....to leave and live with you instead. It's the best gig ever, he gets your leftovers, your bath products are great for his sensitive skin, and you never wake him up. Unfortunately, Rui finds out and both him and Lyca drag Ed out of your cathedral with a vengeance. To make matters worse, it seems like Rui notified some of the other dorms because Ed has found it ridiculously difficult to sneak back in.

Tohma: Ah, good evening Edward-san. Do you have business around here? Ah- don't mind my artifact, I'm just practicing my swing for any flying anomalies ^^

Mido: ............. *actually didnt intend to be guarding your home but he got lost and happened to be there the same time as Ed*

Towa: :))))) im going to fucking eviscerate you *doesnt even care about your sleep/private space he just embraces any excuse to beat up Ed*

Ritsu: Trespassing is against the law according to--*incredibly long legal bullshit*-- what do you mean? I'm not trespassing, this is the home office of my business associate >:( I could sue you for slander under code-

Zenji: Huhu- if it is entertainment you want my friend- Look no further! Rather than disrupt a girls ~Beauty Sleep~, come, listen to *dun dun dun* Biwa-San!

[ganondoodle]

so, after this phase of depression, i am back at too many ideas at once and getting overwhelmed by all of it bc i cant do it all and dont know how to decide which one to focus on or which ones actually good and not just a brainfart

(so, some more botw2/totk rewritten ideas-

mostly text but i am unsure what to actually work on and draw or if its even any good, so id be very happy to hear your opinion on some of this qoq)

-was thinking about designing the sonau even though they might not show up physically, to keep their mystery alive, but i am playing with the idea of a dead one preserved in crystal in a larger cave, perhaps their last stronghold, i like the thought of them being rather small monkey like creatures with long tails that end in a light fern looking thing

--been also thinking more about the ancient queen zeldas and ganondorfs relationship bc i feel its compelling for them to have had a much more personal grudge agaisnt each other than i previously planned, gives more weight to everything-

though it is mostly background stuff that is not directly shown in the game, except for environmental storytelling -which botw was pretty good at- and diary entries you can discover (perhaps finding it and then telling riju and a gerudo researcher about it since it would be in ancient script zelda hadnt encountered before?), current thought was to have there be a secret lair that one of ganondorfs daughters used to live in after the sealing disaster sent both kingdoms into conflict, and with their mother dying in battle the eldest daughter would surrender and agree to whatever the princess of hyrule demanded, while the younger one would not bow down and those that followed her split off to live in the gerudo highlands, like another reoccuring theme with this being the prescursor to what happens with the shiekah and yiga later- of those are none left by this time (or should there?) and the diary of the younger daughter talks about her fathers secret hideout having being sealed shut as a sign of respect- it is inaccessible due to the structures beign damaged, but its serving as a hint there will be more; it will be made accessible after the mid game fight with ganondorf, in which you see the scene of the sealing, and he changes his position from hyrule castle that fell into the underground to the innards of the plateau- that being the final dungeon- in his room, might also be a part of his diary, at least from his younger days, and a bracelet of obviously hyrulian origin, which is meant to imply-

that the ancient queen zelda and him were in love once when they were both younger, though neither really acted on it (noble families pressures and conflictions yippie) until it was decided she would be married to a young knight of a noble hyrulian family, as it had been per tradition, after which they would not be able to visit each other anymore in the way they sued to as her father wanted her to prepare to take the throne and was way more strict than before, with one last meeting in that secret chamber and her leaving a bracelet there as a gift-

now heres the problem i ran into, that they had feelings for each other and used to be very close, as well as both having their own families later on is pretty solid and i want to keep all that but i also randomly thought about weaving the drama further (in that noble families kind of way especially, though again this would only be mentioned in his diary entry from the secret room you unlock, and since his younger daughter doesnt mention anything at all save for makign a point about not rummaging through her late fathers things out of her deep respect for him, its pretty clear she didnt know and neither did anyone else except for ganondorf himself and perhaps his mothers, this is all meant to make all of these characters have more depth even with getting little to literal no screentime, not to be a big focus)- so there was the stray idea of the ancient queen having a daughter 'just' after being married to that hyrulian knight.. and it being obviously not his, but gerudo, as gerudo traits are rather dominant(i think?) and the knight and ganondorf look nothing alike, so to avoid any sort of royal disaster that daughter would be secretly given to ganondorf to raise instead (which he would gladly do), and the official story being it was stillborn (the whole thing being worked out by a few maids sworn loyally to their queen .. im torn about the queen herself knowing or not tbh or if that even matters in the grand scheme of things (though i do like the idea of her knowing but acting like it is nothing to live up to being a wise and proud queen now thats shes under that pressure, she would change alot during her time of reign, going from that more typical unsure of herself but trying her best princess to a self confident cold and calculating queen, maybe he could even make a short remark about it), again this is still just vaguely implied background details most wouldnt even find out about, i just .. like to think about the background of things that make sense and give more weight to it all but arent what it revolves around and its neither essential to know, might as well be one of those things people would likely hear about in youtube videos)

i didnt find or dont know if theres any rule that princess zelda cant have siblings (i think she had a brother once but idk that may be different about sisters is the question) bc ganondorfs older daughter then not awakening any special (zelda reserved) powers could be simply bc she wasnt trained to do so (perhaps she would be able to hear things like zeldas often do but that too being only mentioned offhand) and him just not putting any focus on royal hyrulian traditions, it could be a secret rite too and honestly .. why would he try to train her to be the traditional princess of hyrule, awakening powers that are reserved for the hyrulian royals would make everything go haywire in terms of the secret about her mother, though im worried it would seem like her being gerudo is seen as 'tainted' instead, like she isnt a 'real' or 'pure' zelda and that being the reason, which somethign i do not like at all

either way that second part is purely an idea that i am 50/50 about using since its really not a big deal in the end and ultimately doesnt change much except make their relationship a bit more messier

---ahem, anyway, i also decided i wanted to model most sky islands after this one photo in my collection since it looks cool and would make sense to have these island be worn down by constant winds

---- i also want to flood the tabantha canyon with the forgotten temple and considered actually breaking of some pieces of landmass, like it is now a giant island, imagine akkala a kilometer away from the mainland for example, it wouldnt inherently change much about the structure but it would make it feel alot more different and provide good ground for different kinds of interactions since the people there would need to adjust to that, you can melt ice around the riot region easier than you can reattach a broken off giant piece of land after all

[toasted-starz]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, I KNOW I DIDNT GET TO ALL THE REQUESTS LAST TIME BUT WE'RE GONNA BE DOING SM DIFFERENT.

SPN FANS, FOALKS, THE BUGS IN MY EAR!! I want you to send me silly memes/reaction images to draw spn characters over! When you send them to me you can either tell me who's who or leave it up to me to decide! Not saying I'll get to all of these, or any of them 😭 BUT ILL TRY 🙏🙏 examples :

[chaifootsteps]

https://www.tumblr.com/chaifootsteps/774187706168360960/im-really-surprised-they-didnt-go-for-a-stolas

honestly I feel like the fandom is in real denial about this. I've deadass seen a fanfic or two that uses this exact premise that came out before Sinsmas where Stolas is still depressed but is grateful for what Blitzo does for him and is at least somewhat aware of the fact that he is a financial burden on him and does say something nice to Blitzo once in a while

then the episode proper comes out and Stolas never says a single nice thing to Blitzo, never says thank you, never shows any self awareness about what a financial burden he is and how he's never worked a day in his life. even when Blitzo gives him a job to do to earn money, Stolas immediately messes it up both accidentally and completely on purpose when he's rude to the client, tries to trash the office and ditches to go try and make up with Via after a month of doing nothing (none of which he's ever called out for)

I can only think some of the fandom is just engaging in a never-ending game of kicking the can down the road - they still believe their sweeter fanon Stolas who actually is flawed but somewhat redeemable (if you take their reading of murder family just being questionable and not obviously coercive like it was in s1) is going to show up any second. and when anyone points it out they just say 'it'll come next episode! it'll come this season!' even when we've already seen from s2 that the show has little interest in addressing Blitzo's issues with Stolas because they've decided they're done with that and Blitzo just loves him now despite there being no chance on his part re: the classism

alternatively they just love the show they've made up and not what it actually is.

it really says something to me that even the defensive fans on TV Tropes have an Abandon Shipping entry for the central relationship of the show. deep down I think they're realizing this is a very bad idea of a relationship even if they want to argue all day that Stolas isn't 90% of the problem here

I wish more of them realized that there's absolutely no shame in saying "Fuck this nonsense and fuck canon, we're giving them the story they deserve." A lot of them act like it's a betrayal of Viv and the canon story, and putting aside whether Viv deserves betraying (she does), it's not one. It's the entire point of fandom. It's why we're all here.

[littlegeniuspowpow]

INTRO

Hey! Its Powder! Im here now! Yes im allowed to be here! Dont ask any questions and dont be a snitch either! Dont you know snitches get stitches? -Pow

Hey hey! Nice to see ya! Welcome to the blog! This is an rp blog based soley based on Powder! I WANTED to make it based on the little hc where Powder was taken in by Viktor and Jayce after everything but i decided i didnt want my blog based only on that! So its just a Powder blog with no TOTAL specifics in mind! Ill throw out some rp starts probably! Feel free ro send asks or whatever, whenever! -ooc

Things to note/Rules

The creator behind this blog is an adult

Powder is 10 here, dont be weird, even if the creator behind this blog is an adult. You WILL be blocked if youre weird.

Platonic relationships only. As i said Powder is 10.

Dont take this too seriously, this is meant to be silly. This is an rp blog after all.

Be aware that this blog will contain heavy themes. I may not be good at it but i am not going to dampen Powder's trauma or personality because it makes others uncomfortable. If youre not comfortable please let me know so I'll stop interacting.

Please be kind. I dont feel like i should HAVE to say it, but im going to say it anyways.

Ocs are welcome here. If theres a specific relationship to Powder you'd like me to be aware of please let me know so I can play accordingly.

Fair warning. Powder will probably seem ooc. I was hesitant about making this blog in the first place due to worrying over if i could do her character right. Id hate to do her injustice. But yk rp is for fun anyways so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Do not interact

Homophobes/transphobes/racists/bigots jn general. I dont tolerate that on my blog. Get off my blog if youre gonna pull that

Pedophiles. Get out. Youre gross.

People who ship Jinx and Vi, Silco and Jinx, Vander and Jinx, Claggor and Jinx, or Mylo and Jinx. Get out. Thats disgusting.

People who cant handle meljayvik, melvik, meljayce, or jayvik. Or you just hate mel in general. Yall are whiney. Get out please.

Honestly im probably forgetting alot more on the DNI list. But its almost 4 am, im tired and Markiplier is distracting me. I honestly dont think i care rn. I should probably go to bed but i font think i will. I cant think of anything else to add rn so imma end it here and probably add to it as i think of things. -Ooc

[caligulalotus]

everyone say happy birthday to the most specialest boy there's ever been right now

[neptunezo]

The idea of the batkids scaring Bruce with “a new grandchild” to only show an animal is so funny to me, because imagine Bruce is so used to it that when Jason wants to introduce him to his new grandchild Bruce almost falls out of his chair when there’s an ACTUAL KID!

Dick: You’re a granddaddy now Brucie!!!

Bruce: WHAT?!? Who?? When??? How??? Actually don’t tell me how. Who is she??? When did she give birth???

Dick: What? No, meet my kid *holds up a cat* her name is biscuit and shes the love of my life!

—

Steph: Cass and I are adopting…

Bruce: Holy shit, actually???

Cass: Yes, it was a tough choice, but we want to adopt

Bruce: Do you need any help with paperwork and stuff? It’s kinda my thing. Also consider the fact that you might be too young.

Steph: Too young…?

Bruce: Yes, I mean you’re only in your 20’s, are you sure you can handle a kid?

Cass: Too young for an iguana?

—

Damian: It happened again, I have a kid.

Bruce: What do you mean AGAIN?!?

Damian: This is my second kid, duh

Bruce: Are you talking about goats?

Damian: Of course I am father

—

Tim: BRUCE YOU’RE GOING TO BE A GRANDFATHER!!!

Bruce: Tim I didn’t think I was going to have to tell you this again after the whole thing with Stephanie, but just kissing someone doesn’t get them pregnant

Tim:

Bruce: Is it a dog?

Tim: No it’s a tiger

—

Jason: I have something to tell you

Bruce(not looking up from his paperwork): Okay, what’s up?

Jason: I have a kid, I want you to meet your granddaughter

Bruce: I can’t possibly imagine what type of animal you’ve gotten, but I’d love to meet her

Jason: What the hell are you talking about?

Bruce (looking up to see an actual child): You actually have a kid????

Jason: Yeah, Roy and I thought it was time I adopted Lian

Lian: Hi Grandpa!!!

Bruce: I’m going to faint, grab me some ice will you?

[yanderespamton78]

Edit since a lot of people seem confused - your "real" name is the name that you want to be referred to in real life. It doesn't have to be your legal name. So if you're trans and you have a different name to whats on your birth certificate, even if not many people call you by the name, it still counts as your real name.

Edit 2 : Holy shit guys please stop reblogging this post my poor inbox im getting like 20 notifs an hour asjfhkajshdkh /lh /srs