#but the race? idk...

[xaallo]

[cowboysmp3]

there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

may you be safe among the stars my dearest son

[raineyraven]

"average viking gets struck by lightning once" factoid actually just statistical error. average viking is never struck by lightning. Snotlout Jorgenson, who is hated by thor and has been struck by lightning fifteen times, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[tanasha-not-yet]

so i stole this photo !!! i found it on pinterest and didnt find the orig sigh. i feel a bit bad abt it

[spyderschaos]

Strong beautiful woman and her pathetic wet dog boyfriend

Red below cut

Chat draw your otp like this

[isacksteban]

some things never change

[eat-your-milk]

B i o l u m i n e s c e n t

[nox-in-a-box]

I was gonna do some serious sketches but got silly with them as usual...

[future-f1-wwag]

what in the Zayn Malik has happened here

[hijinxinprogress]

Does the JL know that YJ has just casually been beefing with darkseid??

imagine there’s a all hands on deck battle against darkseid and everyone is there but darkseid points out the nearest yj member (it’s probably Bart) like ‘you!!! You managed to escape with your lives last time but this meeting will be our last’ and for a split second Clark’s so fucking confused bc we haven’t fought in years wtf are you talking about then he hears ‘oh shit, look it’s Doug’ and everyone turns to see Bart nudging Kon going ‘he’s talking to you…damn he must still be mad about the coal’ and kons shoving him back bc ‘you were the one fucking around with his coal, you fucking walnut’ while Cassie’s being scruffed by wonder woman bc they’re trying to avoid being around when the jl finds out and tims having a very intense silent conversation lecture about why tf there’s at least half a dozen yj mission reports that mention an assailant named ‘Doug’ 

then Constantine shows up with Greta and everyone (including darkseid) starts yelling and if you don’t know her Greta seems like the one with the ownership of the braincell in yj (she is not but I guess she looks like it from a distance if you squint) which goes one of two ways:

retired-civilian!greta is giggling and waving excitedly to each member of yj along with hal before she practically tackles each of them in a tight hug while the titans, jl, & jl: dark lose their collective shit bc Constantine brought a tiny civilian dressed in pastel floral prints from head to toe into an active battle with fucking darkseid, a civilian who doesn’t register as a threat in any capacity until she makes eye contact with darkseid and gives him the most disgusted look imaginable “Doug… you look…well.” and then like three jl members have to stop her from leaping at darkseid while Hal’s like ‘no! No no, bad Greta! We don’t fight supervillains with…what is that?? I really fucking hope that’s not a gun…Is-is that fucking silly string?! Greta no we don’t silly string supervillains! We’ve talked about this!’

or

never-retired!/recently-out-of-retirement!greta who does the same thing but when she notices darkseid she rocks his shit in eight seconds flat and starts muttering about ‘that fucking Doug, always ruining my goddamn day’ and Hal is the first one to recover from the shock/confusion but only to tell Greta she’s grounded which gets another irritated ‘fucking doug!’ while Wally and Barry are losing it at Mach 6 while Bart tries to explain himself also at Mach 6, Cassie manages to catch Wally’s exasperated ‘where the fuck did you get Doug from?!’ And responds with ‘Apokolips’ in a tone that means they’re questioning his intelligence which leads to more screaming bc ‘so you knew who he was?? Why didn’t you come to us??’ and they all back up Kon when he claims they told Lex bc that means they have at least 3 hours of freedom while Lex is getting yelled at by the jl (and honestly every cape over 24)

[pastryfication]

wrong hat | oscar piastri

kinda interconnected with this.

pairing: oscar piastri x williams employee!reader

summary: you might be working for williams, but oscar won’t let you walk around sporting a hat that isn’t his (at least not without his own personal touch).

warnings: none i can think of rn

oscar’s eyes searched the sea of blue as he stood outside of the williams garage. he knew you were in there somewhere, but no matter how efficient he was in his skimming of the many people running around, he couldn’t even spot a lock of hair that resembled yours.

for a moment, the idea of calling you appeared in his mind, but then, as if you had sensed his presence, you appeared from the exit. the wide smile on your face made oscar instinctively smile too. the way your eyes crinkled slightly and your whole face seemingly beamed up at him was too infectious and he itched to hold you, finding your steps towards him too unhurried.

he could barely contain himself from walking towards you, meeting you halfway and enveloping you in a much needed hug.

placing his head in the crook of your neck, breathing in the smell of your perfume, oscar enjoyed the moment for as long as possible before it was ruined by something he saw in peripheral vision.

pulling back, it took his eyes only a second to focus on the dark blue cap you were wearing. a cap with the number 2 written on the brim.

he gave you an unimpressed look that you failed to decipher and he sighed dramatically loud when you only looked confused up at him.

“why are you wearing logan’s cap?” his question came out almost a whine and you couldn’t help the small smile forming on your face.

“i work for him…” you responded, reaching up to adjust the hat slightly. “i think it would be quite weird if someone on logan’s team wore a hat for someone else.”

he knew you were right, but he still unsettled about it. you could see it on his face, so reached up to remove it from your head.

“i can just wear no cap. the sun isn’t bothering me that much either way.” you assured him, not wanting him to be uncomfortable.

“baby, the uv is almost six, there’s no way you’re walking around without a cap.” he responded, brows furrowing at your suggestion. “i guess i just have to …” he trailed off. “… add my personal touch.”

this time, you were the one frowning, not understanding what he meant until he withdrew a sharpie from the pocket of his trousers.

a boyish grin made its way to his face as he placed his hand on your head to keep you still while the other scribbled something right across the baby blue 2.

“perfect,” he exclaimed, standing back to admire his masterpiece before leaning down to give you a quick kiss.

“i need to go now,” he told you. “i’ll see you tonight?”

nodding in agreement, you turned to watch as he walked away. when he was completely out of sight, you reached up to take off the cap, curiosity getting the better of you as you read what he had written.

an amused smile formed on your face and you felt your heart swell with adoration for the usually calm boy who couldn’t bear to see you in someone else’s number.

“oscar piastri ♡” stood written on the brim, almost completely covering logan’s number. oh, the american boy was going to tease you about this.

[f1issmy1d]

men finding any reason to take their shirt off in front of their crush

[disgracedghostprincess]

Been reading @cyucya powerless sonadow kid au and thought Skyler-Chilli and my sonadow kid Maria would be friends XD hope you enjoy Cya very excited for what you have in store next

I also watched “the series of unfortunate events” from 2004 for the first time since I was five, and it was pretty alright I liked the message. I also started watching the series (it’s on Netflix). Watching them makes me very interested to try reading the books now though (there’s 13 of them)

Sonic masterpost

[ariessential]

Due to recent events: let's all tone it down a bit, yeah?

[superm4ks]

Libras are charming, social and intellectual. On September 30th, 1997, 27 years ago, a Bull was born who liked soccer, gokarts, maps, history, languages, Pokémon cards, FIFA and winning. And while he has remained disruptive, undiplomatic and confrontational in his racing, it is all that, coupled with extraordinary consistency, unbearable nerve, a century’s worth of talent, and a disarming gentleness, that has turned him into one of the most captivating characters on the grid. Also a top 5 driver of all time. Happy birthday to an impossible boy who made his dream inevitable. And never asks for permission. You are all that was promised and more. Thank you.