#but the prompt......

[lizardperson]

wildcards

[on ao3]

fandom: fallout new vegas characters: female courier & arcade gannon rating: m wc: 620 prompts: #fff259 house of cards for @flashfictionfridayofficial

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"...but anyway, Julie doesn't agree with me on that," Arcade concluded his tale as he sipped on his beer. "She might be on to something there," Gabriel conceded, much to the doctor's chagrin. Mika meanwhile was busy building a house of cards on the table with her caravan deck, apparently bored by the men's conversation. The three had met up for a drink at the Atomic Wrangler, as they often did when Mika and Gabriel were in Freeside. "Hey! No unsanctioned gambling in my establishment!" Francine yelled while passing their table, startling Mika and causing her to collapse the whole installation. "Does this look like gambling?" Mika yelled back, collecting the cards. "I am building something grand here!" "I have my eye on you!" the bartender threatened, unable to hide a grin. "You hitting on me, Francine?" Mika shot back and gave her a wink. The other woman just shook her head laughing and went her way, while Mika started her little construction project from scratch. "What are you guys up to tomorrow?" Arcade inquired, finishing his beer. Gabriel grimaced. "Gomorrah." Worst casino on the strip. Second-worst, maybe. "Apparently the Omertas are planning something, and House wants us to check it out," Mika divulged, still half-distracted by her cards. "I still don't get why you two are even working for him," Arcade sighed. "Is that fancy suite really worth it, putting the whole region into the hands of some Old World autocrat?" He gestured at Mika. "You of all people are the last person I would have taken for a hypercapitalist henchman! Woman. Whatever." "Mr. House is the best option if we all want the Mojave to prosper," Gabriel started his spiel, as if he was reading straight from some Lucky 38 marketing brochure. "He sees the bigger picture and has the region's best interests at heart." Next to him, Mika tried very hard not to laugh out loud at his attempt to sound sincere. "Oh come on, you can't be serious," Arcade objected, running a hand through his hair. "I don't know what else to tell you, man," Gabriel shrugged, while Mika just chuckled and continued building. This time she managed a third level on her little opus. "The house always wins..." she remarked, trying to put up a fourth level and making the whole thing collapse again. "Until it doesn't." She grinned mischievously at the doctor. "Mika..." Gabriel grumbled, in an attempt to shut her up. They had agreed to keep their little plan between themselves as long as possible as a precaution. Slightly baffled, Arcade looked back and forth between them, the figurative gears in his head visibly turning. Mika had another go at building her house of cards, this time with a different technique, and used a few of the beer bottles on the table as a stabilizing factor. "Sometimes you gotta introduce a few wildcards to change the game, so to speak." "You done with the gambling metaphors?" Gabriel chuckled, getting a stuck-out tongue as an answer. "...you guys are playing some kind of double game," Arcade deduced, not sure what to make of this. She wiggled her eyebrows at him. "If you have some aces up your sleeve, you might be able to break the bank." Gabriel grabbed the deck of cards out of her hands, ignoring her protests. "Enough with this now. And the bad metaphors!" Mika stuck out her tongue again and got up from the table to acquire some more beers, slapping Arcade's shoulder on the way. "Don't worry, buddy, the dice are not yet cast..."

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[out-of-jams]

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

[write-on-world]

[writing-prompt-s]

Two lovers have reincarnated throughout history, destined to find each other and fall in love all over again. There’s also this third guy that reincarnates alongside them… we don’t really know what he does.

[prompt-heaven]

a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

[aromantic-diaries]

"why is EVERY song about love" I'm begging you to dig just a tiny bit deeper, there's literally thousands of songs that aren't love songs. You don't even have to look for the most obscure underground artists ever, the fucking Beatles of all people have a song about a guy who kills people with a hammer

[rafterdarkr]

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

[bebx]

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

[naggingatlas]

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[weaselthing]

when they got "character who made an undeniably terrible decision but man i dont know what i would have done either" at the function

CHARACTERS THIS POST WAS ABOUT

GO HERE NOW.

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[mischievous-thunder]

What was considered peak masculinity back in the 2000s is now considered as little meow meow energy in 2024

This clearly shows how far we've progressed and become even more improved versions of ourselves.

As for this godly man, he's still as fiery and yet so sweet even two decades later, if not more, as he was all those years ago.

[writing-prompt-s]

You run a Bakery, just a normal bakery, the only problem is that your customers at midnight to 6AM are mythical creatures who pay with gemstones and ancient gold and silver coins