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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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kendrick said turn the tv off so im turning it off goodbye superbowl you never meant anything to me

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thinking about making a first post and feeling the same hesitation as starting a new sketchbook and not knowing what to draw . Ohhh whatever who gaf. ____-__-✏️scruibbles all over

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ok but please i want my art to be precieved

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In which nobody has a last name and some people are so intent on bothering Electra with their problems!

ELECTRA. You'll just stand there and watch? Fine. That's what I do, too. I don't get involved in things that aren't my business. Not everybody is so smart.

forrrr @chipadequeso and her amazing ocs forever and ever

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A normal play in which normal things happen to Mehul Teja. content warning for hard drug + alcohol use

BENITO. God, this whole family is pathetic, I hope you realize. You can't do anything. You're all just sitting around waiting for things to happen to you, and that's just the saddest way to live. 

written for @chipadequeso whose ocs i am obsessed with FOREVER!

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Agnes takes the detective to a lovely cocktail party!

I had heard a lot of things about this business, the nasty world of private investigation. Plenty of people thought I was crazy for going into it, and sometimes I had to entertain the thought too — craziness — but what I was really crazy for was getting involved with that damn dame Agnes Hoffa. And someone really needed to check me into Bellevue for agreeing to go with her to a cocktail party.

written for @somebodytolove31 featuring his awesome ocs <3

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Patrick comes over. Phillip ponders the merits of staying in Timberline where everything he wants is so close yet so far away.

Phillip’s not even there when Patrick gets the news. He should have been there, he thinks to himself later; then he feels bad, because he knows Joanna was there instead. And she’s the right one to be there for him, in a situation like that. When Patrick finds out his parents are dead.

i hate them so bad. more for @rainforestfloods woohoo

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A short play about Patrick Owen's life, 1940-1961.

PATRICK. A Good Friend Said To Me, Once, That Speed Limits Are A Construct. They Are There For Others, Not For Yourself. On A Lonesome Road... He makes a whooshing sound, hands mimicking a car speeding past. PATRICK. You Can Go As Fast As You Want.

another work for @rainforestfloods ! trust me its soo short >_>

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Sue Martin takes her 15-minute break.

Sue Martin liked working at Rainforest Floods. As a matter of fact, she loved it. Whenever she was on opening crew, she’d stand right at the entrance and close her eyes before going in, inhaling the smell of chlorine, imagining how the park would look later that day with the sun high in the sky and kids splashing in the water. It was the best job in the world. It was the thing she loved more than anything else. It was practically home.

my first work in the @rainforestfloods universe :0

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attack of the meth gator

meth gator

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meth gator

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I reject all incarnations of the addams family written like spooky goths who hate normies. The joke is that they're warm and welcoming and they don't even know that they're weird. Still might maim you though because they also think everyone else is into hardcore sadomasochism.

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I get real "I'm at soup" vibes from some media crit

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working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine